COOKING, SPANISH-SPICED SALMON & VEGETABLE QUINOA | **SUPER FUNNY**

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[@charlottesmythee]

Zoie just out here stressing me out with this whole video! That knife, the whole garlic situation😂😂😂😭😭😭 we love you Zo

[@donnabey4511]

Ok, I'm talking through my phone at him lmao

[@nokulungantanzi3332]

@@donnabey4511 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[@tynee123]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Right?!? I'm over here talking to him, giving him instructions like he can hear me. Me: "Zo, you have to take the t-shirt off of the garlic..it needs to be naked." 🤣🤣🤣

[@donnabey4511]

@@tynee123 😂😂😂😭

[@charlottesmythee]

Florence Morale me too!!! 😂😂

[@charitysellers4593]

🤣🤣🤣 lmao blue apron like: yea we never sending him shit else 🤣🤣🤣lmao through out this entire video I died laughing 😂🤣

[@janticewilson]

Charity Sellers yoooo 😂😂🤣

[@nickeyj5539]

Charity Sellers me too !!!🤣🤣🤣

[@crystaljohnson4587]

@charity sellers I was thinking the same thing and dying laughing throughout the whole video. 🤣🤣🤣👀 Blue Apron like No !!!!

[@tashemiahollis6471]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@AP-ge3ud]

💀

[@chrisbabygirl07]

this is the most realistic blue apron sponsored video Ive seen. I enjoyed every bit!

[@kadeja3846]

🙄

[@Theqweentee]

I thought Zoie was exaggerating about not knowing how to cook until he didn't know how to peel that garlic 😂

[@singhtinesha344]

Tee's World 🤣🤣🤣

[@thornbane3295]

Right? 😂😂😭

[@irisrising6329]

LMAO, right?! I was like, oh yeah he's a comedian. Did it make me laugh, though, YES. LOVE HIM♥️

[@kiley7163]

and watch his new red velvet cooking video 😭

[@candicecandy8137]

Uh..lol...no...he really meant it. 😂🤣😭I had 2 stop. I was done right wen he still has the skin on the garlic. 😐🤦🏾‍♀️

[@bethanne6349]

“What is pit” “I don’t want that seed, take it out” Hahahahahha exactly zoie

[@who_u_whit_9735]

Chile that garlic. The carrot angle. The 3/4 of water. 😂😂 “It’s tew much.”

[@monzettamcferrin5721]

Who_U_Whit that’s what I was saying lol

[@brianahickson5308]

His logic with the water he just knew it was right 😂😂

[@sammy69831]

😂😂😂😂

[@kishajoyner9373]

Who_U_Whit 😂😂😂

[@derickajohnson4021]

I’m 💀... does he know what cloves of garlic look like lol

[@lunamonetmonroe]

Zoie that “whatever” is quinoa. Pronounced like this: keen-wah 🤣

[@DKDAY26ALLDAY01]

Lol thank you my OCD was just about to type the pronounciation for Zo 😂😂😂

[@kia357]

New Dawn I swear I was in the comment about to type the pronunciation cuz ZO saying ”Kween-no-wah” got me

[@DKDAY26ALLDAY01]

@@kia357 🤣🤣🤣 yes me too. I said I know someone had to help out our bro cuz we just can't have him not know how to say it lol

[@simpsonnakeia]

Yeeesss😂👏🏾💯

[@jxurneyofsteve6717]

Luna Monét i thought it was quin-o-a

[@niecey3143]

It's obviously Zo's first time in that kitchen 😂😂😂😂😂

[@annamoney9950]

Lol

[@gabriellevu2680]

Lmao😂😂

[@SB92xo]

This remind me of when you do a lab in class and you and your partner have no idea what you’re doing 😂😂😂

[@Randijewell]

I’m not allowed in a classroom due to some stuff I got in trouble for and you honestly brought back a memory I forgot I had I hope you have an amazing day ♥️♥️

[@melisahdauvergne9711]

Zoe: Don’t blame the people, I’m just not reading right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerwells6772]

“That’s why some of y’all kids so big now” 😭😭😂😂

[@lorinelson3539]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Laura.m.m11]

LMFAOOO HE POURED OUT THE ALMONDS AND SAID “the cashews are already chopped”

[@hola994]

Zoe: *has all those kitchen utensils in the background* Also Zoe: *uses a table knife to sir the vegetables* 😭😭😭😭

[@virgobeauty6930]

Lawd the way he was carrying that spoon of water to the pot 😂😂😂😂.

[@Mrs.Rockies]

😂

[@rachellegoodwin4868]

I'm proud of you Zo.... now get you some wooden spoons and measuring scoops.

[@jenellmckinney4052]

Rachelle Goodwin 🤣🤣😹🤦🏾‍♀️

[@KeylaniLove]

“Cut it like a quarter, which is a circle” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LeLu-555]

Busted out laughing with that one... Lmao!😂😂😂 My dumb ass was telling him through my phone what he was doing wrong... The carrot was funny but that zucchini hit me hard... 😃

[@process2purpose]

I am sooooo tickled!! Zo, Imma need you to WATCH some KZbin videos regarding measurements and other cooking techniques... just the basics. 🤣😂

[@jasminejohn1217]

Right.

[@nailedbyeb9491]

Lmmfaooooooooo when i seen all that garlic I laughed so fucking hardddd😂😂😂😂😂😂 you chopped two bulbs of garlic boo the cloves are the pieces that breaks off bless ya heart and alll yo parts 💜 I really enjoyed this video! Please keep em coming!

[@nathanatlas74]

When he stuck the bulb of garlic under the water I cried 🤣🤣🤣

[@BLKGOYA]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@cierraqueenpinclark]

At least Zoe's heart will be healthy 😂😝

[@LifeAsShai]

EB W. Lmaooo I can’t deal 🤦🏾‍♀️ him struggling 😂 💀☠️

[@tiafuller4335]

Me to i was talking to the screen talking about somebody call sus cause sus know how to throw down😩

[@QueenOftheScorps]

“What does pit mean? WHAT’S THIS SEED ON THE INSIDE?!?! Ohhhhh!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imajeyy845]

the fact that he did two whole garlics instead of two cloves... lol

[@Jaeegontakesum]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@rachelfaith3643]

Lmfaooo I’m hollering 😂😂😂😂

[@videehoe2269]

I came for this comment lol... stressed me alllll the way out

[@APerfect10]

😆😆😆

[@alayarouse9539]

Am I the only one that realizes at 24:58 Zo said “ all right so we done season the “chicken” ain’t that salmon 😆😂😂🤣🤣

[@Kiahlaflame]

Alaya Rouse 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arlenysanabel]

Alaya Rouse I cried when he said that 😂😂

[@niyabugg2011]

I had to go back and hear that, it’s 2:23 am Wednesday and I’m laughing so hard and my entire house is sleep😂😂😂

[@thatchick3701]

From the time he realized he was reading the wrong recipe until the end, I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣. Also was anyone else yelling at the screen trying to help him out 🤔

[@doniellelove4320]

I sho was! Like Zo needs some help 😂😩 Was a little painful to watch lol

[@erikawilliams2271]

I tried to tell him what to do with the garlic and everything else.

[@cfox6549]

That Chick I truly was with that garlic

[@dejje7384]

Yesssss

[@mariahenderson2873]

Yes. I am. Like he can hear me

[@Dezz317]

“Two cloves of garlic” starts chopping the whole head of garlic 😩😂

[@wtfCrelol]

😂😂😂. ZOEY too silly. He could've used a bigger knife to smash and chop two cloves. I don't think he knows cloves are pieces of the whole.

[@princessria1026]

What killed was the pics showed the cloves

[@cheetarahrenee5677]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lasharriemoffatt5255]

This comment took me tf outttt😩

[@dinishalewis425]

Smh 2 whole one's at that lol

[@hola994]

The real title of this video: " 30 minutes straight of me loosing a sponsorship" 💀😭😭

[@xxxtrddy]

hola why ya say that?

[@process2purpose]

🤣🤣😂😂 Zo cut both bulbs of garlic! I was tickled! Annnd using a paring knife!

[@kharmynsage]

Word lmao

[@rachelfaith3643]

Lmfaooo stawwwp 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinngeth8003]

I know damn well he tasted garlic in every bite 😂

[@rayshelldavis6834]

Yesss😂😂🤣..All in his back teeth,tongue and jawls..haha! Breath gonna be STRONG for the next 24- 48hours😂😂

[@iAm83raine]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AP-ge3ud]

"Thats why some of y'all kids real big now.... looking 32 but y'all really 17"💀 "this is burtifull" in his Madea voice 💀

[@issakaepubg4338]

“ So Kinwa, she got 9 mins “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@2012misspink]

Issa Kae I died lmao

[@issakaepubg4338]

Aminah Bradford 🤣

[@natashat.9200]

😂🤣😂🙋🏾‍♀️

[@YaaliEboni]

I WANT A SHIRT! lmao w a little blue apron logo on one sleeve & Zo's Yt logo on the other.

[@ShameerNYC]

Sis that’s the smallest knife I ever seen

[@lorinelson3539]

,🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lorinelson3539]

.

[@kimberlymartin8857]

😂😂😂😂.... Ikr....I was saying that he had the wrong knife the whole time for cutting and chopping!

[@cfox6549]

ShameerNYC I said the same thing

[@emandeni]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elexisgivans4607]

Zo had me crying this whole damn video lmfaoooo man oh man, he wasn’t lying when he said he can’t cook 💀 Love you Zo, BUT the door 🚪😂😂😂

[@process2purpose]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

[@donae8749]

29:08 bruh when he took the first bite🤣🤣“um... It's really good"☠️

[@iesharobinson4376]

"Girl we still on number 3" 😂😂😂😂 I'm cryin!! I HATE cooking, this was too relatable.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheSpiritRoom23]

Iesha Robinson dead💀

[@dynasty2x213]

Omg that garlic 😂😂 “ Cut it like a quarter “ “3/4 cup of water” *more cooking videos*

[@sariahbyrd4480]

The fact he stirring with a butter knife 🍴😂😂

[@mslavette73]

Lmao. I said the same thing. And then he ate with a spoon. Lmao.

[@alexis_renee]

The random dance sessions throughout the meal prep time😂 “feeling accomplished” Yes!!! - keep the cooking videos coming❣️

[@iluvfour]

“The Spanish-spiced salmon & vegetable...whateva”

[@Dielo1x]

🤣lmao

[@kayleelace3394]

DO MORE OF THESE, THIS WAS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE WATCHING YOU COOK❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@sammy69831]

Yes!!!more Zoie😂😘

[@IvyS1120]

I’d love to see you cook that other recipe. 😂😂😂 if you made this some kind of a series... I think it’d be hilarious

[@zaniyaelle2949]

he said “we done seasoned the chicken” 😂

[@mkubheka7174]

😂😂😂😂😂😂with so much conviction

[@its.zendem]

@@mkubheka7174 so much conviction! lol

[@shonie5120]

Girl when You walked the two spoons of water from the sink to the pot had me in the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donitat7939]

“cut it like a quarter” is killing me!!! 😭😭 zoie is so funny!!! I am screaming!!

[@aaliyahpickens946]

I cringed an laughed so hard watching this Zo😂 “why they keep saying quarter” lmaooo

[@detroitsmooth7520]

"Keen wah" = Quinoa. 😆

[@Staysea_Lace]

DetroitSmooth 7 whateva 😂 😂

[@meiyatv233]

DetroitSmooth 7 wait...that’s not how you say it?😭

[@Oopslxndra]

Meiya Tv that is

[@zindzib4983]

I kept repeating it every time Zo couldn't say Quinoa 😭🤣😂

[@janticewilson]

zee bee same here followed by we love ya Zo anyways

[@amore1969]

Bless your little non knowing how to cook heart i wanted to come through the screen and help you so bad this was hilarious i love you.

[@desireealston1552]

I just

[@charlesonley8941]

I'm in tears. Omg LOL! He has stole my heart. He's my favorite comedian.

[@conversegang97]

“What does pit mean? Idk I’m just gone cut it”....”um I don’t think I wanna eat the seeds”.... “OOHHHHHHH THATS PROBABLY WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TyVonNorth]

Original Factor 😭😭😭😭

[@MaydastiVA]

He needa come cook with me 😂😂

[@karmene6731]

“Pit the date... okay what does pit mean? And why they got all these seeds in there?” 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Zo hun, pit means take the seeds out lmaooo 😂😂 please do another one of these

[@zlonglea]

“This is actually really good” Him: *used 2 bulbs of garlic* me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKSKSKSKSSKSKSKOSOSJS

[@marcusvision]

YES , when he said cloves🤦🏾‍♂️ . He coulda looked at the picture and seen that's tew much

[@melissag684]

Leacroft Fries yessss I was like oh my god that’s a lot of garlic!!!

[@starlishastephaney4551]

I love the way he says whatever ever time he get to the Quinoa!!! 😂😂😂 I'm laughing so hard

[@All.Armani]

Zo uu should really go on “Worst Cooks In America”and I’m not being mean that show really helps you learn how to cook

[@itsjustme8072]

I thought that show was fake but watching this im a believer some ppl r clueless

[@mrs.martin2694]

Lmao for sure he should go, cause he still had the skin on the garlic 😂

[@youtube.comybvv]

😂😂😂

[@SunnyBunnyHunny909]

Yes I absolutely agree with you and I love that show..

[@epiphanyloa]

Ooh that would be good exposure and I would definitely watch

[@Lex-se9wh]

So basically if Zo pulled this off anybody can Lmfaoo .. and I for sure don’t know how to cook but I know how to read so I’d definitely get blue Apron

[@ryandior3923]

Girl I'm screaming the garlic and that knife im crying he was doing the wrong recipe 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm up at 1:30am crying 😂😂😂😂

[@rantsandfaves]

Ok so *'Struggle cooking with Zoie'* needs to be a series cos child, I laughed too hard at this garlic & video as a whole! I love you

[@kaylareyes5357]

When he compared his food to the actual picture I lost it 😭😭😭😭

[@user-wn2su3bd3p]

“we done seasoned the chicken” 😂😂🤣😂😂 where the hell the chicken at

[@neshiahurst]

amourr D I said the same thing 😂😂😂

[@GeekyAfros]

amourr D Weak!!!! 🤣🤣🤣💯💯

[@Teebee407]

Haha cause "we" so used to seasoning chicken haha

[@brianal.8555]

Sweetieeee. That's two whole garlics lmaooo, you only needed two small sections of it!

[@SuhailaMaymoona]

Blue Apron: just find a return label and ship it back 💀

[@teondrajohnson6570]

Suahila Ouissaaden lmaooo no fr 💀🙅🏼‍♀️ .

[@process2purpose]

I am on THEE floor!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@abackey1]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrStrykerprime]

The title is the most correct title I have ever seen in a KZbin video I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time what a refreshing way to start my afternoon thank you zoie

[@samanthawilliams5248]

Awesome spirit laugh an talk him though it...😀😀

[@SmileUpCheer]

"It's not that hard y'all..I'm just slow" 😂😂😂😂

[@nyahphillips6623]

I’m in culinary school and this was just so funny to me😂😂😂😂you did a great job zo

[@Leon.siibird]

I can’t 😭 he really chopped both things of garlic 😭😭😭😭

[@G0ld3Nxx]

😂😂😂

[@vontannehill8857]

Lmbo.. That part!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorothealaurent8361]

“Idk what a quarter means so I guess cut it like a quarter?” 😭😭

[@JJ-bs8bc]

Doroth Laurent 😂😂😂

[@deivyonjackson]

I can't 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Carmellia]

“Cut at an angle?“ “like this?” 😂😂😂😂

[@derickajohnson4021]

I should have waited for the end to comment but omg he has me crying 😂😂😂😂 he said quarter why they keep saying that

[@ebonysowhatchonameis6163]

When he said whatever.. I laughed so hard I woke up my husband. 😂😂

[@melanierobertson7511]

I'm dead..it's 5am im LMAO..it's to early for this..lord he done peeled that whole garlic under water😂😂😂

[@zuluprincesss]

No one: Me during a maths test: 14:02 Me on the next question: 20:09

[@TheCRYSTALLURE]

Luyanda Nika 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dyinggggg rn 😭

[@shakirawyatt9337]

Luyanda Nika I hate math 😂😂 that’s how I be too LITERALLY

[@Bebe-ow1vz]

Shakira Wyatt me too reading it over and over again.. looking it again. Talking to myself 😂😂

[@shonapenix5384]

Zo:"it's not burnt it jus look burnt" Me:shhhhyyyyt,🤣🤣🤣😃😃😂😂😂 Me& Zo: Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@iamgodnedukes8692]

“It’s like a lil t shirt or something”🤣🤣🤣

[@maeganjoseph8639]

"So Kinwuh! She Got Nine Minutes" 😂😂😂

[@jeremylynn84]

The owners of blue apron prolly watched this video thinking what in the actual hell were we thinking 😂😂😂😂

[@loklok351]

😅🤣😂 I'm sure they got more orders though

[@Alundi918]

He said “chop at a angle WhAt Do tHYe mEaN”😂😭

[@shaym.5622]

And what does Pit mean? Ohhh take the seed out.💀😭😂😂😂😂

[@angelolake260]

The way he admired himself and was just shocked was everything 😭, zoe will improve 🤣y’all i’m dead this whole video got me

[@PrettybuoyJones1992]

No one: Zo: mixes with knife...

[@tameearamsey8839]

Pretty buoy Jones I thought I was the only one that seen that 😭😭😭

[@Simon.EJeann]

I was dying when he did that 😂😂😂

[@TheLovesnowangel]

I’m not gone lie and say I have never done that lol that moment u don’t want to dirty up more dishes or don’t feel like cleaning out a mixing utensil

[@prettygirlswagg8519]

I swear I love me some Zoe. I've been binge watching him for two days now. I've been in a lil funk or whateva and he always makes me laugh. He is also supa fine to me😉😉

[@trinitylee4347]

3:10 had me dying laughing 😂 he said that’s why yo kids be big like that looking like you 32 when you really 17

[@irenerucker6000]

Im ready for the next episode of "cooking with zoie"🤗🤗

[@sheshe9267]

Zo killed me when he started to wash his garlic lollllllll!!!!! Luv watching!!!!!

[@ramonawilson9361]

Honey, Zo just showed you that even if you can't cook, if you can read and follow directions you too can make a delicious healthy meal! Get that $80 Blue Apron discount and get your healthy eat on! This was Entertaining and Awesome...

[@ZisCorner]

This was hilarious! All I could say was "oh baby", it's okay at least you are trying. Nobody was born a chef and we all have to start somewhere. But when I tell you this commentary honey was funny it was funny. BTW, its pronounced keen-wah (quinoa).

[@QueenOftheScorps]

Zaire Colston When Zo showed that chopped garlic, it made me think of that Kevin Hart story when the lady in the audience went, “Aww, nah, baby.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZisCorner]

ScorpioQueen 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@daykierabryant9115]

I been a fan of Zo since vine and have supported him since .. so proud of him for buying his own house and accomplishing so much through out the years 😭❤️ Your kitchen is amazing

[@divalifeme]

This was so hilarious. Poor Zo, was trying so hard.

[@ceejay4294]

U were struggling on just the garlic alone I knew this after that it’d be a struggle the rest of the vid 😂

[@lifeassydney9482]

Zoe killing me with this little knife on the other hand I probably would’ve threw some of that shit away it would’ve stressed me out lol

[@m.sthomas7820]

What you said!?? This video did not help Blue Apron sell nothing

[@DeonnaPerry]

Lol this is even funnier because you have no clue what's going on. more, more, more.

[@tekethaporter4149]

I love how he laugh at himself. I literally be laughing as if he heard me burst out laughing. If I was around we would literally be goofy as hell

[@highmeechie]

Hunny when Zo put that garlic under running water IT TOOK ME OUT! been in tears the whole 30 😂 this was funny but I know he gone get better.

[@jazziels]

Him and that damn garlic WE STAN lmaooo

[@imaniwatson3124]

I swear this video is live footage of me being in my house by myself.

[@kourtneyb6752]

Who else has been a fan of him since Vine?🙋‍♀️

[@synairobinson4136]

My whole life explained in six words: “it’s not hard I’m just slow” 😭😭

[@MellyTal]

I was dead when he was trying to pronounce quinoa 😂😂

[@ladyempress22]

*Zoe in the kitchen is me cooking from scratch whew chyy😩😩😂 You're not slow , just learning. Take your time. Buy different seasoning & spices. Don't be afraid to use olive oil and butter lol.The more you cook, the more you'll get use to it..less anxious. Great job!*

[@msmoca220]

The washing the garlic had me on the floor laughing!! I'm taping on the screen NO NO!! LOL

[@ajeenahknj]

Girl me too bwahahahahahaha

[@chelseasimone]

Natasha Robinson girl, same!!! 😂 I wanted him to google “how to peel and chop garlic” so bad lol

[@boombox2147]

when he said cashews while pouring almonds had me deceased

[@KNicoleLux]

🤣😂😂😂😂”like a quarter”, this entire video had me cracking up

[@tyikeriawiley228]

When i tell you watching you cook is so funny I love to watch an yell at you for not knowing things or how to do it but to see you keep trying is awesome would love to cook with you one day

[@sabaasalem9201]

Zo: “ok so ima put some salt *adds pepper* Also Zo: “ and some pepper *sprinkles some salt* Me: “huh”

[@MamaMcCraziesandNem]

Lol he called the fish, chicken.

[@neshiahurst]

The McCrazies I heard that to 😂😂😂

[@neshiahurst]

Sabaa Salem Lol exactly I said the same thing 😂😂😂

[@MamaMcCraziesandNem]

@@neshiahurst 🤣

[@twistedatTAUtude]

I ain’t never cried laughing so at. That damn Quinoa and garlic did it for me 🤣🤣🤣 you tried fren and u still enjoyed your food!! I love it and I’m heading to blue apron now 😂😂😂😀😀

[@xItsJustMimix]

"Chop it like it's hot" 😂😂😂

[@lakedriastyles1877]

Lord my boo chopped two whole BULBS of garlic🤣🤣🤣

[@AA-yc9dq]

😭😭😭😂😂

[@chelig9250]

“i think i’m peeling off the garlic” 😭🤣🤣 omg

[@_.simplicitee._]

“Ohhhhh pit might mean get rid of the seed on the inside” 😭😭😭😭 I hadda take a shot, you skressin me out 😂😂😂