COOKING With Kali Muscle - HYPHY ROLL { 3,120 Calories } | Kali Muscle

[@akramhalaq5269]

I love how positive he is

[@bashirbrown963]

Yeah!

[@ThePCSA]

Positive-ly insane, AYYYYYYY

[@simbadg13]

I would die to see gordon ramsay review one of Kali's hyphy creation!!!

[@krypticsentinel]

simbadg13 it's fucking raw!!!

[@empirical_blade6926]

If your dead then you can't see it

[@dustintwix4960]

🔜

[@roadblock7801]

(Gordon Ramsay imitation): "My god, man! This is fucking dreadful!"

[@omb5722]

simbadg13 will never happen unfortunately but i would love it

[@mactruccsmacktruck1176]

"Hyphy mud makes your brain stronger" - Kali Muscle, 2015

[@TupacolypseNow]

yeah but fuck the illuminati boi

[@TupacolypseNow]

***** lol no comment..

[@Home_Rich]

Well, I guess, kali is smarter than you!

[@somregularguy]

When you eat this you won't need to think about your future you'll now the next day you'll be diagnosed with oral,stomach,liver,pancreas,small intestine,colorectal,blood(leukemia), kidney and type 2 diabetes with all cancers being stage 4 don't eat that shit you'll die Kali eats it because hi hulk white blood cells

[@Rodriguez0910]

+Somregularguy shut up that's makes no sense you just hating cuz you ain't big lol

[@clintonb3612]

18:56 Man went into diabetic shock

[@littleman1382]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mokell]

lmao

[@Wamrage76]

rofl

[@MrAtkar1]

I literally come back to this comment everyday and it still makes me laugh. Fucking brilliant,.

[@clintonb3612]

Lol @pint of bitta

[@dmorgan0628]

I gotta bring this to the next company potluck.

[@TheIntrovert83]

Lmao!

[@Kolegate]

LOL

[@Xiph0s55]

Dan Morgan lmao

[@danteuchiha6075]

Dan Morgan 😅😅

[@robertchambers369]

LOL

[@thevixenveronica]

This is a vegan recipe

[@josephkeeley4898]

I thought the filling was dairy

[@thevixenveronica]

+Joseph Keeley nope oreos are vegan

[@thevixenveronica]

+Ronon Dex they are

[@thevixenveronica]

+Ronon Dex ok then

[@pisslegionnairebrigade2781]

+lol is there any money on veganism ?

[@silatguy]

"You see muh insulin levels??? YOU SEE MUH INSULIN LEVELS?? IM ON DAT HYPHY CAKE, IM ON DAT HYPHY CAKE!!"

[@MrGlostuber]

LOL

[@Jay-mc7vq]

deadddd

[@twitchpiano7221]

Looooool

[@YayCupcakesLol]

BAP BAP

[@red89able]

Y E S

[@dimezfresh9697]

Did this guy really just type 3000 + 120 In the calculator

[@ahgue-YT]

lmao

[@ElLadoOscuro1984]

Hahahahahaha

[@jrodzilla24]

he sure did

[@CmonSon6492]

"Hyphy mud make ya BRAIN stronger.."

[@umitkoc3375]

Yeah, this dude is just one of a kind, haha :D

[@davidcrossley1343]

I'm hosting a dinner for my in-laws next week. Should I make this for dessert?

[@doitferu]

Did you make it?

[@kurdtekken2092]

Did u make it?

[@DOMtheGrasshopper]

DO EET

[@brandynstouffer9508]

Update????

[@ikapalot8674]

did u do it

[@kevierfontanez8783]

this is my two year olds' favorite dinner now and she even falls off the chair the same exact way you do in honor of you too, aww. thanks, kali.

[@CHARLIECIEAZA]

Kevier Fontanez lmaooo Dinner

[@shadesteiner7408]

Aww that's so Cute 😍

[@SuperApostle123]

"I dun got smart as hell drinkin hyphy mud"

[@mank95]

4:50 I think hyphy mud makes your brain stronger. lmfao

[@Cutlass2436]

he meant that his brain got PHYSICALLY stronger lol

[@mank95]

+Dick Hurtz damn. now I gotta get me some of that mud. yeeeeaaahhhhh

[@bashirbrown963]

It does

[@sodope1364]

Kali... thank you so much for all your advices! keep on this awesome work!

[@thegeloman]

"2 heaping TEASPOONS..." Uses a tablespoon instead LOL

[@TheHabitman]

That IS 2 teaspoons... (CAPS LOCKED)...

[@delryn256]

Nah, Kali Muscle just so big, the tablespoons LOOK like teaspoons to him.

[@xxarkadianxx8118]

it is 3

[@mr2cusr15]

The BEAST yeah more like two cups of pb lol

[@bobdole7292]

he said 2 heaping teaspoons and instead used 2 heaping tablespoons. that is not 2 teaspoons. it's 2 heaping tablespoons, which is triple the amount.

[@alexgomez5426]

hey bro idk if you're gonna read this but I just subscribed cause that's real asf no one really emphasizes how important it is to eat, in order to grow and what to eat thanks bro

[@derekjohnson9891]

And this is why daddy is not aloud to cook for us

[@Truelefty97]

derek johnson lmfao

[@ManiacVlog]

He's the goat! I was crying when he died after he tasted it😭😂great stuff Great Kali💯🔥

[@TheAmazingLucas]

I wonder if there's going to be a class action lawsuit for all the kids who get diabetes for listening to this dude.

[@TupacolypseNow]

+Ganjatom420 man u smart I like u

[@TheAmazingLucas]

***** Man I hope not, because I can only pay in protein.

[@Funnychannel-22-d9e]

You don’t necessarily get diabetes from this shit, but good try though 👍

[@oppoh739]

Anxiety through the roof during the oreo part, from the packet opening to the filling on the back of the spoon, to the cream on the side of the measuring cup to the way he was putting the biscuits back down 😂😂😂😂

[@kiLLa_LT]

thanks kali food ideas reali helping n ur talks are crack up but also helpful .. chur brother.. keep em coming!

[@Grey0002]

he has no idea wtf he's doing

[@eric10319515045]

Nigga swole been doin this since his days in the pen!! Tampon boy bap bap!

[@drethegreat247]

+Jyuusankaimon It's his recipe tho so how does he have no idea what he's doing?

[@somregularguy]

He wants to get oral,liver,stomach,pancreas,kidney,small intestine,colorectal cancers all stage 4 along with leukemia(cancer in blood),kidney failure,type 2 diabetes,explosive diarrhea,chronic diarrhea,heart failure,heart disease,colorectal clogging,chrones disease and chronic vomiting

[@noahnash6718]

ur a fucking idiot for saying he has no idea what he's doing lol. his body's proof he knows what he's doing.

[@tommyhappenstoliftalot4198]

+Noah Nash you serious brah

[@eChrisBC]

Calories is what makes us strong. All about them Calories!

[@arcadia3791]

Calories is the best

[@VanillaSnake21]

+eChrisBC Calories is awesome!

[@MRarjunpatel100]

and you are dumb cause calories are a measure of energy not fat or muscle

[@VanillaSnake21]

Arjun Patel if you don't like Calories gtfo

[@MRarjunpatel100]

VanillaSnake21 I LOVE CALORIES

[@kencanswipe2614]

ima needa take a shower cuz ima skeet alover my self 😂😂💀

[@Atkrdu]

COOKING CHANNEL- HELL YEAH! I've been after ALL the makeshift cooking knowledge I can get. Can do most of this in a pot on the stove, too.

[@queefcookies2791]

i made this because i want to be like you kali but now im in the hospitle

[@IzaanFitness]

Adam Giansante so stupid ,you never can be like him

[@parpar3246]

"cooking with kali - how to get diabetes"

[@bashirbrown963]

F--- off

[@michaelwalker2579]

U MAKIN ALL KINDZ OF GAINS ALL KINDZ!!!!!

[@marklockhart7626]

YEAH

[@pacificocean7361]

+itsyaboy hopefully not

[@tarekhelmy6122]

TEASPOONS, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH! man look at the size of that spoon

[@danfree93]

That spoon ain't natural... Dayum

[@Donoloui]

😂😂😂😂

[@gonefishing408]

+ROb122 Matheson why would a spoon wanna be that big. lol.

[@gonefishing408]

+ROb122 Matheson dat spoon off dat hyphy mud!!! you see its eyes!! @_@ Its off dat hyphy mud!!!

[@itsyogi3836]

+Mr PIGGY lol

[@josephbattaglia3608]

I really enjoy watching your videos my man. Always keeping it real!

[@naniwakkohafu]

I respect your hustle and all, but honestly I watch your videos to laugh lmao

[@trewilliams8789]

50cent where?! They are 3.50 at Walmart cheapest is the Dollar Store 1.79

[@SonNalrro]

he probably went to Dollar General or Family Dollar

[@hugsavage5286]

Tre Williams im sure it's shit

[@jordanwhite2467]

When he tasted it and almost fell back In his seat he too big to be falling

[@SonNalrro]

he a clown lol

[@Habalougan]

So, we're not gonna say anything about him opening the Oreos like that when there's a peel back thing on it?

[@CloutGodRecklezz]

lmaoooo thought i was the only one

[@DisabledTeamYT]

Yall fucking stupid

[@tyronebiggums4351]

no fucks given lel

[@yaintwrong]

his way is more convenient

[@kxlucifer]

+Montell Adams his way is basically a gainning food..remember how weight gain ers aink nothing but carbs and a bit of protein.this is same logic just you eat it instead of drink it.

[@1111morphs]

Kali is king of ghetto body building bruh! nuff said!!!

[@arekkusua.z2818]

Kali Muscle you are the man. I am loyal fan. And as soon as I have the money to buy whatever I like, I will follow the hyphy mud meal plan. :)

[@ahsanafzal48]

i made and ate this and now in writing this comment from the hospital.

[@bashirbrown963]

I didn't, stop lying; fuciousking hater!

[@getgains0]

No protein consumption been consumed that day which means no gains, fat gains it is

[@truck-tek]

+Kali Muscle dealt with that 😂

[@getgains0]

+Kali Muscle peanut butter is fatty as well, not recommended for cutting season, off season or bulking season yaa, I was only pointing out my point of view still love you vlogs and all, Kali muscle you can't prove me wrong doe lol

[@getgains0]

+Krim IV peanut butter contains 8 gram of protein & 188 calories which is fattening in my opinion, I'd replace it with seeds which has lesser calories deficit, I personally don't know about you want what the fuck you wanna eat, I don't care less!

[@jschwartz274]

+Santanaalchemist Alfalahi If you're cutting you wouldn't eat 3120 cals in a meal in the first place.

[@getgains0]

+Jonathan Schwartz yes I wouldn't, good point!

[@manoliskotsonass]

i make three of these everyday

[@hugedickerinokripperino5299]

Manolis Kotsonas wow u must be so swole

[@Jojo-Machete-Mode]

Cali muscle got me rollin. keep droppin these vids. gotta show these youngsters whats good!

[@lytgang123]

Them cats got me dying 😂😂😂😂💀 keep it up 💯👌🏾

[@scorchedcore4357]

team up with Epic Meal Time for a episode

[@Player-ys6mn]

LMFAO the whole scene when he drops the oreo bag.. i'm dying

[@ItzbobbyJack]

If I eat that I'll die and won't have a respawn

[@rambeezy]

Hahahahha 🤔

[@LuiDineroo]

use a tac insert m8

[@jacobgarza8358]

search and destroy type shit haha

[@leonardwong6514]

i ate it and now im in heaven

[@meshayreeves7860]

he hit his head hard asf on that wall😂😂😂😂 BOP ! BOP ! kali #goat

[@alexgomez5426]

hey bro idk if you're gonna read this but I just subscribed cause that's real asf no one really emphasizes how important it is to eat, in order to grow and what to eat thanks

[@sebocampo]

Put the spoon in the microwave next time, Kali.

[@johnhenson6603]

LMFAO

[@Donoloui]

Y'all OC

[@SeviRosis]

+Jimmy Struthers my mom told me she left a spoon in tnere once and it started to spark

[@bmolina2015]

+Sevir Rosis wrap it in foil and do it

[@LiamDonafee]

+Sebastian Ocampo hhahhah

[@calvinbaughman3729]

put your cookies in the blinder and it will make it fine powder real quick

[@quasimwoodard6988]

i eat like this when I'm high is hell🌿

[@AlwaysUpgradingRCTurko]

I love that Kali made it and got that money he went from no name sandwich cookies to double stuff Oreo!!!!! Love ya Kali. Lovin the car collection bro!!!!

[@OurGensMale]

Just listing to this makes me appreciate my English class

[@chafiknadim5110]

The man is giving the secret to diabetes

[@TheAjg1983]

i would make this after i got high and get the munchies

[@kingmolina7132]

I strongly agree bra

[@bluestreamsbonsai3956]

No one else got triggered by him opening the oreos like a bag a chips, instead of using the peel thing?

[@MannuhFestIt]

Dedrick Jennings it makes more sense to open it that way. The flap is more for eating a few then storing it later.

[@HammDidtv]

not only I love your content man but you make me laugh to. 💯💯 loving the videos keep it up.!

[@VaanBeast226]

Been watching your channel since this morning, good to see you getting back into the job market after getting out the pound brother, I'm going after them gains

[@Oric007]

SUGAR FREE... SUPER LIGHT

[@SwaggSkillz1992]

at 12:20 It would have ben better and faster if you used a Blender to grind your oreo cookies to fine dust. Also, I need to try this Hyphy roll lol

[@SonNalrro]

rip brotha

[@karlfress2697]

fun fact: the hyphy roll is actually vegan

[@araynova]

Was I the only one at first thought that Kali was talking about trolls between 03:43-03:56. He was actually talking about his Bengal cats lol. "Sheera, E-Man sit down!"

[@empirical_blade6926]

Thank you Kali! This helps alot thank you for looking for us youngsters out here, i know this is a old vid.

[@lifestyleofrionna5194]

Did Anybody Notice He Never Sped The Video Up 😹😂😂👏

[@samolivarez3546]

Lol he uses normal Oreos and then pulls out the double stuffed to count calories 💀

[@randybernard8612]

This is what u call a prison cake. I ate them for 10 yes in prison and still came home fit. The man knows what he's doing.

[@full-timepog6844]

Randy Bernard I'm pretty sure you didn't eat this everyday tho

[@randybernard8612]

Shakir Newton no I didnt eat them everyday but they taste good af tho

[@bashirbrown963]

I know, other people are all haters

[@Elvathar]

Seems like a healthy addition for a natural bodybuilder looking to not only build muscle but also your health!

[@allenazimi4408]

wow Kali thank you so much you are my inspiration to start working out I just started lifting because of you keep up good work

[@mrgoodvibes1995]

This dude just made some Oreo sushi type shit idk lol

[@AbdulKhan-ve4hx]

loved it on 18:56 LoL

[@gbsab9400]

Had me in tears

[@undral6330]

Abdul Khan OOOOOOH NIGGA😂😂

[@molliehayes5563]

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[@parkermachino__1356]

Abdul Khan 😂

[@yeueuhehe6625]

Abdul Khan

[@catcentral5869]

hyphebetes

[@slimeecksdee8916]

John Marley what's your profile picture from

[@lashaunjones5666]

Chris Robinson lol

[@BigBneal]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[@bwebb0061]

my favorite saying from you is TO MUCH DAMN MUSCLE! or when you say YEAAAAAAAA 😂

[@scarfacebug3663]

Kali Muscle can rap. I listened to all of the songs and they are straight FIRE.

[@-bdavis]

He forgot the honey

[@bbe900lafamilia5]

Every hyphy meal he makes makes u skeet on ya self lmao

[@Ervin1ma]

lmao, this is vegan bodybuilding hahahaha

[@Reanymation]

that thing actually looks really good hahahahah. awesome video!!!!

[@wormtholomew]

you're so much more chill in this video

[@sebastianlopez5243]

he never forward the video lol

[@lyonking1820]

Sad part is that he does fast foward but its by like 2 seconds and happens every few mins

[@Waynelolz]

"i only eat chicken, eggs, rice and potatoes"

[@interestedparty7523]

Ain't hatin' but just wondering what the sugar content is of that roll right there, LOL

[@Pluto102]

LOL

[@Kolegate]

Just watching this video I felt my sugar level spike up.

[@zm3s]

Over 9000

[@metemoney4101]

I APPRECIATE YOU KAIL YOUR THE MAN KEEP THIS UP IM GET ING SWOLE

[@MAAT00]

ayy do more cooking with kali vids. they are dope

[@kevinflabouyfishing5739]

Ok so now if you go to Cali house u know he's been licking spoon during whole cooking process lol. dang Cali hyphy mud lol skeet erywere

[@bwebb0061]

or when your say BOP BOP BOP!! 😭😂

[@delryn256]

I fucking love this guy!

[@genero44]

this dude deserves his own show. he's too funny lmfaaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[@masterrob321]

3000 calories of pure sugar and fat damn thats really gonna help you get your gains if by gains you mean body fat

[@tonyteslenko406]

masterrob321 it helps build mass, it's kind of like bulking

[@indrasreincarnation205]

masterrob321 it'll only be fat if you don't workout. If you're on a serious workout routine this isn't bad...

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

+The DU'RAG No amount of working out while eating like this will keep you in shape unless you're on juice. Caloric content doesn't equal gains.

[@bigcrookeddick5688]

The DU'RAG bullshit lol

[@JonathanRamirez-xe7gh]

If you guys were smart like me you could just have a pb and j sandwich and eat Oreos to save you time

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

+Jonathan Ramirez well... I do eat oatmeal every day. sometimes I do eat chicken and rice for breakfast lol

[@avocadosandalmonds991]

Jonathan Ramirez this man has put everything in that roll but the kitchen sink. except I dont think bread is allowed in his meals. at least I dont remember seeing any bread in any videos. I hate to be the one to say this but I think he gets an orgasm everytime he makes a meal. haaaaaa

[@ReggyWesley]

how Did you get famous doing this

[@josephbarron9036]

his bicep size

[@ReggyWesley]

Who are you

[@josephbarron9036]

A person

[@SonNalrro]

lmao this thread

[@Woodencoins]

Gordon Ramsay said he is going to steal this recipe cos..... it.... is.....gold!

[@georgechavez4781]

kali one of the best cooks on you tube 😁

[@HerCourageousHeart]

Just watching this has given me diabetes...

[@sonerak7994]

haha yes but in this channel we all goint to gym and gain muscles...training is more important than food so you can eat it when you train a lot :)

[@anonymous-do5bs]

wtf why waste time trying to make something ready to eat?? just add peanut butter and strawberry jam on an oreo and u get the exact same thing

[@BlackPhoenix623]

For real!

[@blacqueisraelgoogle1]

Shout out to my new coach Kali muscle via #youtube yeaaa!.

[@pvtsturgill911]

Well thank you kali muscle with no profile pic! Take your tampon ass on somewhere

[@jesusespinozaisidrojr9134]

anon ymous Glucose

[@juneytoolooney2165]

Shits mad wack... Despicable

[@benmacca16051999]

"2 Teaping Hespoons"

[@Killanokae]

This is the only one out of all the hyphy foods that looks enjoyable

[@ItsCDoc]

People talking about diabetes like there soft ass don’t visit McDonald 3 times a day 😂

[@ferg1235]

AINT NOBODY SHOWING THESE KIDS HOW TO GET DIABETES LIKE KALI MUSCLE

[@ethanruiz8917]

credit or debit

[@djdannycosmo]

hyphy stroke

[@ballyarrd]

Your right about that

[@KingLamarQuinton]

LOL

[@matabdhillon3597]

Thanks for the video.

[@matabdhillon3597]

And recipe.

[@Josh-ji3dz]

i love your videos Kali can't wait to get swooooooooooole hyphyyyyyyy!!!!!👍

[@leeleriche3896]

I don't think he has any tastebuds