HYPHY STEW: (QUICK MEAL) COOKING w/ Kali Muscle | Kali Muscle

[@sunnybigmc90]

I've missed these videos! I laugh so hard everytime!

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sunnybigmc90 what's your Instagram ms.pretty

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sunnybigmc90 right!

[@sunnybigmc90]

Haha well ain't yall sweet

[@ShaqFPS]

I think I just skeeted myself

[@neshalockley9120]

my video

[@tony2227]

I like him because he is honest .... Crazy as hell but an honest man ... And a person like this is worth millions.

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Tony Vasconcelos I love your comment bro there is nothing wrong with you giving him a compliment some ppl are just straight asinine. The world would be a better place without haters!

[@GiGi-gc2mm]

Tony Vasconcelos Yes sir. I prefer to let ppl be who aren't causing any harm to anyone and are just living there life. But we can continue to set good examples by giving him props and credit and not hating. Haters come here to watch and comment on someone there hating on because secretly they like them.

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Tony Vasconcelos but he also says he s natty

[@chietattoos]

agree! plus in real life he is a funny guy XD

[@TheHowff]

"hello doll" "hellooooooo"

[@SychoB0b]

she wants the D

[@MrKeytobe]

bap bap bap

[@xXTheOnlyDompsXx]

WNKRZ white lady was wondering about trying to catch some bbc smh

[@bighosre10]

Granny wants that BBC action.

[@Yamiyamzzzzzzz]

WNKRZ 😂

[@themactrucc]

😂😂😂😂 ok you won this round! yeahhhhh

[@iamyoungblackman6421]

Y'all need a cooking show, that would be crazy.

[@touaxiong2090]

Next time do a 8 hour of cooking. Whatever it takes, goddaammiiitt!

[@EVERYBLUEMOONBEHINDTHEMOON]

Ba Ba Ba Boow lol

[@bigdaddy1695]

Lol

[@Xxskaterdude554xX]

For all the incoming tampon boys. He makes these videos for the hard gainers who don't have enough money to always buy steak, chicken, and other meats all the time.

[@peacish]

T. Brad hes been bitching and calling people "foodies" for some time now, he can't just pull this shit when talking all that shit about people that eat what they wan, look at gis fucking instagram hes talked so much shit

[@easyrazzle]

thats me, poor asf and dont have a quest card, i dont do top ramen though, i go eggs, its cheap here they sell 1 dollar a dozzen

[@shaipey]

Top ramen is the best carbs bro

[@yair3210]

But this meal doesn't has much proteins and the noodles is a lot of sodium!

[@igigiggjhjbibjv1209]

don't forget your veggies and buy berries when they're on sale bc antioxidants

[@Mikej1592]

Oh my God, did I come to watch KaliMuscle cook and have him tell me to shave my ass hair?

[@Mikej1592]

Don't get me wrong i never laughed so hard in my life at his videos holy shit

[@dee9144]

Mikej1592 😂😂 maouahahahhahahaha

[@bashirbrown963]

Hahaha

[@chanthymanyroath]

Hey kali I miss ur cookin'

[@kanashimiotokonoko978]

kookin*

[@nathanwalker5355]

Asad Almas : can't you spell you piece of curry🍛🍛

[@damiansLIFE17]

cookin' is actually correct because of the apostrophe it shows a slang n instead of a normal ng.

[@nathanwalker5355]

Blaine Squad : thank you

[@nathanwalker5355]

Joshistheboss : ohhhh I'm soooo sorry

[@friezasama7653]

the camera man was quick with that math

[@Yamiyamzzzzzzz]

GONZA DA FOXX lol. He deserves a raise. Adding up cents that quick. #boss

[@dustin3170]

Can you smell what kali is cookin??

[@doctorgains1225]

Goes out and buys a whole days worth of food for $2.39, then proceeds to wash the meal down with one of the most expensive brands of water you can find. Gotta confuse the bank account, right babe?

[@XxBoBxX777]

DoctorGains yep

[@billardbenjamin6164]

DoctorGains Yep

[@bigfuq21]

DoctorGains that's just a bottle he refills with the 5 gal spring water Bruh

[@rocclarke5488]

Kali said that water is needed... Not that we HAVE to use FIJI water... No hypocrisy there at all

[@curtiswilliams1447]

DoctorGains the vids our for us not him idiot lmao he makes enough money to not have to eat hyphy stew lmao the whole reason he even made the video

[@L0neStars]

His last video saying he only eats Rice, Oatmeal, Chicken, Fish, and low sodium non-processed foods.

[@interceptingwind7047]

L0neStars this is for people on a budget

[@L0neStars]

InterceptingWind Yeah I know, it's just the aspect of his statement. Saying if you want to see "striations" like himself, have a low sodium intake.

[@andrewhopson9777]

yes but remember low sodium is hard to do if you trying to gain but on a strict budget. This is for gaining and on a budget.

[@L0neStars]

Andrew Hopscocth Rice, oatmeal, and chicken is cheap. Some fish are pretty cheap too.

[@pauldiaz4273]

True i heard him say that too

[@Yamiyamzzzzzzz]

Lmaoooooooo kali got me dying. The hygiene part. Great vid my boy.

[@yujirogoggins4389]

"I only eat fish, oatmeal, rice and chicken." - Kali Muscle 2016

[@eesherstubbs]

Kali is funny that's why I love his videos #KALI MUSCLE !!

[@x-nof3ar-x69]

Eesher Stubbs like is video so sick

[@BBoyFast1000]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StephenAndrew777]

Beef gets him, "too buff." lol. That's pretty funny problem to have.

[@bbuildingmarch7060]

This guy's enthusiasm in life is awesome

[@joehasacoc6384]

Thought he eats "low sodium" 😂😂 I see top Ramon canned food and ketchup that's the definition of sodium

[@dustin3170]

Joey DeCarlucci he even said that when he does this hyphy stuff it's just for the video and for fun. He mentioned it in the bulking vs cutting video

[@j_willy_]

Joey DeCarlucci I honestly think he doesn't eat it , its just for entertainment

[@matthewarriaga3296]

He's said before that he doesn't eat like this, just for video purposes to show poor people how to get gains in a budget

[@dominichenn7278]

Joey DeCarlucci exactly he is joke kali muscle is a joke

[@joehasacoc6384]

I just think he's full of shit he rips people off and then makes dumb ass videos like this exact opposite of what he says he eats. Then he says he's so ripped bc he eats low sodium no he's ripped bc he's on drugs and not even impressive if I was on gear for years and wasn't putting up 550 on bench that'd be a disappointment and if he was on a stage with real bodybuilders he'd get blown off the stage they'd make him looks small 😂. He talks to much shit.

[@waynecampbell9714]

Apparently some people don't understand how important cooking with Kali IS. you a Godam Chef Kali, keep cooking brother.

[@tayoellison4217]

" I done skeeted on myself" lmao he kills me everytime 😂😂😂

[@luxuriouscheese]

Love not only watching these vids, but when you make them they're actually super phenomenal and great for post-workout. LOVE IT YEEEEEEAAAHHH BOP BOP

[@jasonastevens8220]

Please pray Kali Muscle doesn't have pneumonia. We can't lose him, he's a national treasure.

[@baltimoreravenfan4life932]

Kali you're the best. You show the workout vids, you show us what to eat, you show us how to prepare it, and you make it entertaining to watch. #GOAT

[@krownedkyyngg4048]

@6:40 you kno u from the hood when you gotta iron on top yo refrigerator 💯💯💯

[@beelzebub3988]

Krowned Kyyngg 😂💯 Real shit

[@chietattoos]

aaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!

[@zigzzagz5732]

Kali is freaking hilarious. He's a natural comedian, he ain't even trying and he's funny.

[@IvefoundthetruthonMay]

This is so entertaining 😂

[@THEGREATONE420]

like 6000mg of sodium after he added those packets.. LOL

[@VeddieFonnie]

H Majhail go shave your ass hair.. LOL

[@THEGREATONE420]

hell no.

[@kareemedits3969]

yeah, he also needs to eat more vegetables goddamnit

[@wheelchairjimmy5840]

Tons of sodium

[@CloroxBleach-hc1gs]

he says he doesnt really like to eat vegetables because it will make him "full" faster lmao

[@BeardedRC]

YES! Please keep these coming! Much love from the UK.

[@大松竜也-s4u]

I am Japanese. Motivation rises with your video

[@1SupertechTaj]

Have not watched one of Kali Muscles' cooking vids n a minute. Thought i would exit out of it, but i kept watching. It's nostalgic.

[@tappingninja]

First time watching a Kali Muscle video, wish I would've started sooner. Dude is fucking hilarious!!! Subscribed...

[@lukebrady65]

Kali muscle is absolutely hilarious! You crack me up 😂😂😂

[@e.a.t7149]

Uh-LI-GA-RILI-UMS lmfao bruh Kali don't be giving no FUCKS. G shit.

[@chrisbaldwin92897]

One of the most inspiring people I have ever seen. Go Kali 💪🏼

[@stevenmartinez6020]

That white lady wanted that Mandingo d

[@insolentish4529]

Christopher Moody both are true

[@saulrenteria1043]

Christopher Moody she got scared when she saw that big mamba

[@zigzzagz5732]

Steve Martinez wants the mandingo apparently. He always refers to himself as "that white lady."

[@EROBLOX2014]

Steven Martinez lmao lol you crazy lol

[@12clesio]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@TheSwoleNurse]

Old school kali muscle. Been waiting on this

[@BIG570S]

"Dingleberries" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PharaohBeatzChi]

I asked Kali on Twitter to cook more hyphy food a while ago, glad he responds to the youth! Bop bop!

[@BobMarley-vl5gl]

Please more of these help a lot

[@stephonvidal2]

Y'all never shave your ass hair 😭😂😂😂bruh

[@themactrucc]

Saito kun 😂😂😂😂💩

[@Lordservant122]

2:26 That walk tho

[@raulcorado972]

Kali! Your dedicated and find the easiest ways to get the meal done,you dont bullshit your way around it and thats what i admire.

[@19jody72]

microwave saves a million plus single dudes!

[@rickyibarra5724]

Cooking videos are your best videos!!!! Keep it up bruh I'll continue to show love!

[@LJBJ50]

Thank you kali for your guidance in getting us niggas swole!

[@temperedgamer7822]

ima do this every day it helps me save money and i'm a hard freaking gainer thanks kali we need more of this we appreciate what your doing.

[@Tr33Tr331]

Just finished my top ramen 'hyphy' mix! Noodles, Cheese/peanut butter crackers and cut up sausage link. Yeeeah...baap baap bop!

[@ramonecloyd5189]

That shit sounds so good I mite got to try it

[@ZEEmtl]

FINALLY! Hyphy cooking and not some lame gaming videos! Long live Kali hustle Muscle!!!!

[@Rbhawk3rd]

The salt content in that meal will blow your pressure through your fucking eye sockets.

[@StephenAndrew777]

Yeah, anyone who eats a big bowl of soup will surely explode. He fully acknowledged the sodium.

[@ISTVAN1127]

Russ Hawkins. You are right, because sodium increases blood pressure by a whopping 1% 😱, and that will kill you for sure. LMAO.👍

[@Rbhawk3rd]

Buyer 72 Thank you for pulling the inaccurate statement of of your ass.

[@ISTVAN1127]

Russ Hawkins English is my third language, but I love your use of " of of ". What are you trying to mumble?

[@ISTVAN1127]

Russ Hawkins ...and again, using fowl language. More power to you brother. P.S. Love you too and Merry Christmas.

[@vidyalalla6501]

Hey Kali, great show brother, this is Dexter from Queens NY, just what I need for my busy schedule, looking forward to the next one, one love.

[@Wamskie]

did he just boil water in a microwave

[@Incrediblewash]

Mitchell Wicks haha that hood life bro. Shit by any means necessary!!!

[@hellpked]

BAP BAP

[@miguelwirth8064]

...It's faster than the stove?

[@---yx7ti]

Mitchell Wicks duh

[@Jawkneet]

Wtf haha that shit is normal lol 😂😂😂

[@JAEY6X10]

i dont work out but i enjoy kali's videos he seems chill as hell

[@deathreaper88]

You forgot the honey bro! 💪

[@Amir-gy1rl]

finally a hyphy meal man. It was about time, Im running out of money

[@lieutenant1142]

This is the kali I love

[@DTX8177]

I love it kali keep it coming! In all honesty making meals like that and working my ass of in the gym it definitely works on putting on some size!

[@juliancolarossi]

Preaches about videos being too long but plays the same clip of him dancing in the hallway 3 times

[@vincentdominguez6464]

whole video was 14 minutes. He was talking about a 44 minute video......come on now it not that complicated.....

[@flower98712]

Everytime you online stream I ask you about new cooking videos, thank you homie keep it up.

[@dr6770]

0:40 3 minutes is all these youngsters have time to watch a video. His video ends up almost 5 times that length lmao

[@ariff9559]

Thank You Mr. Kali! You always makes me SMILE!

[@Pete0621]

I fucking love Kali in public lmao

[@zeno8860]

hi Kali muscle my Name is Emmanuel I was being bullied at school because I was a skinny lanky kid but a 4 months after watching your videos now I am the most reaped 13 year old in the school thanks to you

[@nstah6587]

That white woman at 48 secs got scared😂😂

[@tweedle634]

she wanted it "HEEEEEEELOOO ;)"

[@coconutadams2000]

N Stah lmfao

[@aykay8528]

That actually looks good. I'm gonna have to make that myself. I miss your cooking videos. Keep the cooking videos coming.

[@brunog.7112]

LiKe From Brazil !!! :)

[@brunog.7112]

kali muscle

[@ThatGuyFromMarz]

Bruh I love your meals, We out here getting Swole, an you got your hyphy mud!! Putting in work, You the man Kali !!! Respect from Hilo, Hawaii.

[@ShowTimeTim]

For me that a half of a meal cause I'm 6'2 half 14 still growing i play football and basketball and run track

[@XxLaker24xX]

Gotta bring these cooking videos back Kali ! Funny AF lol

[@DeonMitchel]

Shavin down there is the truth...I real woman will tell you in a minute. Tip of the day...Don't use a razor, use clippers. Don't cut yourself people.

[@kwasiwilliams5014]

Yeah that's true. Never realized it until I met my wife.

[@jesuspiece9008]

Fitness Assassin or you could just wash really good

[@DeonMitchel]

Kwasi Williams Woman will teach you things. Just like keeping your nails clean.

[@zigzzagz5732]

Some women use a toilet brush to hone out their fifi and keep it clean.

[@dangdudei1506]

I'll stick to a razor, usually don't cut myself anyway.

[@HUMMER1301]

The way he cooks,Instant,Tasty,Less $$$.Wow man that's some good shit.You need to do more of THIS video MAN.

[@MrAdal206]

Kali looks slimmer homie

[@goodiesingh8618]

I am so glad you cleared that up. Keep doing what you doing my brother much respect💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@hotsauceislethal]

THATS WHY I SUBSCRIBE TO DISSS!! Trying to turn my skinny white boy ass into a big ass NINJA!!!

[@hotsauceislethal]

also you're real as SHIIIIIT and everyone love you man :-D MUCH LOVE FROM A FELLOW CALI MUSCLE shoutout from Monterey county!!!

[@freedomprotector6697]

Kali your cooking videos are the best! Keep it up brother.

[@liamhazardcornec7753]

That mom wanted the BBC

[@Slopoke2785]

I'd probably sub the beef stew with beef & veg instant Japanese curry, never found a can stew I liked...entertaining as always, Kali!

[@richardbalboa2810]

Or go to Costco and buy a bunch of CHICKEN BAKES lmao

[@anthonyizaguirre7388]

Richard Balboa sounds bomb right now

[@christianleon6395]

man I start feeling hungry when I see your cooking videos kali

[@anonymous-do5bs]

must everything u eat come out of a can/packet. please eat fresh veggies kali

[@interceptingwind7047]

anon ymous lol do you see him?

[@questube45]

Bruh!!!!! That stroll down the aisle to the noodles was funny as a muuuug!!!!! LMBO!!!!

[@kwasiwilliams5014]

I remember eating like this on Rikers. Only thing is the stew came in a pouch and we heated on the steam pipes. Everything mixes with ramen noodles lmao. U gotta show them the tuna and mayo one. Or the chicken leg one, shit on chicken day everybody put their chickens together and made a big ass bucket of chicken mixed wit ramen and corn and beans and whatever else came in a pouch in commissary.

[@godlyronnie5516]

Kwasi Williams the worst fucking prison

[@misterlucky123]

I appreciate your "hyphy" episodes Kali, don't be thirsty!

[@derperderp9036]

im not being sarcastic but didnt he just talk about no sodium in last video

[@pilummurialis6490]

Yup, he does this all the time

[@jeanlizaire1775]

John Costello I think he said if you tryna get shredded then you should stay away from sodium.

[@derperderp9036]

Wait, i troll peeps?

[@derperderp9036]

He is funny as shit. Later bra

[@derperderp9036]

I get a crazy pump in my ab muscles when i eat burger king.

[@mrfits0047]

hahahha! gotta love kali muscle! for his truthfulness! funny guy yet inspirational. SHOUTOUT to Kali Muscle!!!!!!!

[@MasterJjt242]

kali you looking small bro are you cruising?

[@dave_thomas]

Can't wait to see more of these Cooking Videos Kali Muscle. That was Executive Chef level cooking. Skeet Skeet Bap Bap.

[@bradmorgan252]

I'm gonna send you some mucinex

[@addictedtogains87morrisfam69]

respect bruh when I was down we worked out and ate soon as u saw the beginning I knew what u was doing the people that don't have the money can eat good it works

[@l.p.ejames2531]

kali you got smaller....i liked you more beforee when you was super bufff!

[@l.p.ejames2531]

just my opinionn

[@l.p.ejames2531]

blueswagman isfitnotfacewithtapethem. i dont care man...i just want to see him buff againn!

[@MasterJjt242]

hes cruising

[@l.p.ejames2531]

***** what do you mean by that?

[@MasterJjt242]

blueswagman isfitnotfacewithtapethem. then you are very stupid and gullible, and to that science has no solution yet. I apologize

[@snowalpha]

Kooking with Kali is the best!! You the man Kali BOP BOP BOP BOP

[@IVDestroyerzzVIJc]

Im trynna loose weight wtf do I eat?

[@Skyler02]

Jonathan contreras salads

[@jagheterjonteh]

Less

[@Yamiyamzzzzzzz]

Jonathan contreras air. It's low carb.

[@YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy]

Don't eat

[@999thenewman]

Don't have to change much except...If you regularly consume sugary carbonated drinks, cut down and substitute flavoring your ice water. Caffeine pills or coffee early in the morning with a brisk walk can significantly ramp up your metabolism. If you eat late at night, cut that out. Cook and pack your meals in bulk, such as pasta and meat sauce, or chicken and rice (and frozen vegetables). Do not be tempted by fast food. Increase fiber intake through fruits such as oranges. And above all, go to bed earlier. Being sleep-deprived only makes cravings skyrocket.

[@ahyahshzaquan9015]

Kali we need more of your recipes please post these more frequently bruh ✊

[@rubenmoreno6155]

so what's good Kali muscle I'll beat you up any day bro you light work asf

[@aidanlewis946]

Aye Kali! Thanks for the video, love your video's. It keeps me motivated to be better.

[@essen00cat]

You edited out the part when you stopped by the steroid lab for a crate of juice

[@danmccormick9593]

The best parts of Kali is when he says: yeahhhhhh and BOP BOP!

[@YoungBuddhaGotThatRemedy]

You're right Kali I've seen skinny niggas go to jail come out swole asf, and I've told them what they were eating and it was top ramen! It works for me too 👍🏽

[@aprophetofgod-3154]

It was the Summer sausage. True story

[@SaiedKarmally]

Brother Kali you da MAN. Best of the best for suuurrrreee... I could watch your cooking videos alll dayyyy. God Bless You Always.

[@Seanpaulnz01]

More cooking, err sorry, More kooking videos please!

[@loveyou3829]

Glad to see you're doing well cali! Simple recipe idk why I never thought of it but I'll definitely be trying this👌🏽 I'm a lance in the marines so I'm always broke af

[@StasKlev]

Kali is eating that shit and building muscle!? I don't buy that...

[@Ajs00]

Yeah its just not possible to have a physique like that with 14g of processed protein in a can.

[@NyaanVegan]

Stas Klevtsov he's said in his videos over and over HE doesn't eat this all the time. this is what he used to eat in prison and he's trying to show people who have no money or no means how to eat a lot of calories with things available in commissary or at a gas station or something