"I once ate so many Kettle Chips my mouth bled and I still didn't stop". A woman after my own heart.
@TheRockypt5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I was thoroughly confused when I mistakingly heard "I once ate so many kettle chips my muff bled"
@thesprawl23614 жыл бұрын
@@TheRockypt You're definitely eating them wrong if that happens.
@halfdanthecrusader66125 жыл бұрын
"I've got very unsteady hands because of anxiety" - never has a quote so perfectly described me
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
Wow we get it, you have anxiety. So does 999% of the human population... advertising your mental disorders is a really sad thing to do, pal......
@em_birch4 жыл бұрын
@@trod146 As someone who's been diagnosed with GAD, I can safely say that not nearly that many people have an anxiety disorder. Also, 999% is statistically nonsensical.
@isbammoi33584 жыл бұрын
@@em_birch Yep, same here. Thanks for this.
@thesprawl23614 жыл бұрын
@@trod146 You sound angry that someone's getting attention when you aren't - like a little child stamping their feet. Keep your dickishness to yourself.
@TravelWithBradley4 жыл бұрын
@@trod146 I mean everybody has anxiety, but do you shut yourself off from the world for days on end, go hungry because you're going through a stage of anxiety that is too hard to conquer that doesn't let you leave the house to buy food? Do you spend hours sat quietly, preparing mentally, rehearsing lines to do basic things in life? Do you walk away from a cashier and spend an hour, a day, a week, occasionally pondering how you messed the situation up and the verbal transaction was such a big fail and trying to master it and understand how to do it the next time, only to get a different response from the cashier and so the cycle continues? -fin
@Ropeyandboaty5 жыл бұрын
"Just when I think we won't receive certificates, we receive certificates! And my rage subsides, to be replaced with a sense of utter achievement."
@SpicyPablo808 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad this was the first thing I saw written. I do not feel alone in my thoughts thinking how funny that moment was.
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Жыл бұрын
@@SpicyPablo808 it hasn't occurred to you that it's funny to many other people? it was supposed to be funny and there are many people around who understand this...
@forgetmenotjimmy5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Richard and Sara talking about crisps for hours
@dingbatticus5 жыл бұрын
"I realized these primitive people are opposed to progress, so we chip."
@superchickenlips15 жыл бұрын
I know right, why did we all stop chippin'? "I'm fucking chippin' mate" sounds so much better than "Hullo, I must take my leave of absence at this stage in the day. Good bye."
@Kolinu25 жыл бұрын
Richard's dry humour is superb. Such addictive viewing.
@milorodriguez37395 жыл бұрын
Mariangella is so lovely! and lol, "Frankenstein was the Dr not the monster"
@ForgottenCharacter5 жыл бұрын
“Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the scientist. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein WAS the monster.”
@boopeep96704 жыл бұрын
Nobuko Watanabe That subtle difference that makes all the difference!
@moatrboat4 жыл бұрын
richard awkwardly joining in on the paella dance was so good
@liv14865 жыл бұрын
I recently found out he's in his 40s...he looks bloody amazing for his age! Just thought I'd point that out.
@hitlermugabetashtwin5 жыл бұрын
I saw him in a live performance somewhere around 2001, and he pretty much looked exactly the same from what I can remember.
@FramesPerSecond5 жыл бұрын
40 isn’t that old
@twistedsis1005 жыл бұрын
black dont crack!
@em_birch4 жыл бұрын
@@twistedsis100 Someone said it for me! XD
@em_birch4 жыл бұрын
@craisins 86 True dat. I know we need it to live, but fuck Sol.
@jazzedaboutcheese5 жыл бұрын
Omg when Mel kissed the chef's hand, I am deceased.
@tticusFinch4 жыл бұрын
Secondhand embarrassment
@JosephJamesScott5 жыл бұрын
"You've never had pineapple on pizza?" "No?!" "Well, it seems like you are the student and I am the master."
@prettypinkspade5 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughing when he says his name is Mary Angela too
@TheCrazedLorry985 жыл бұрын
Richard Ayoade and this show are national treasures
@icegypsy995 жыл бұрын
Richard & Mel should do a sitcom together....imagine the merry mix-ups lol.
@EdwardOberon5 жыл бұрын
"back in the 90s, here we go"
@long-shotlouie5 жыл бұрын
The glee on his face as he says to the neapolitan woman "you've never had pineapple on pizza?"
@Alizardlovesyou5 жыл бұрын
This episode proves that even if you can’t cook, if you are funny and sarcastic enough the ladies will LOVE you. Get it Richard!
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Жыл бұрын
Get what exactly? Cringe. What do ''ladies'' even have to do with this... This is just a show not some rom-com...
@emilym58704 жыл бұрын
Something in me always has to return to hear him say "tell my wife and children I love them"
@jamesbutler62535 жыл бұрын
"Don't splash me with your snail juice!"
@kikigirlwonder4 жыл бұрын
I truly would love to spend the weekend with Richard. I just love his personality💗
@antonioromano86665 жыл бұрын
what a person richard
@TM-vy3gi5 жыл бұрын
Frankenstein was the doctor not the monster, brilliant
@EDZ1LLA5 жыл бұрын
@Rawb Nyce ohhhmmyyyggaahhhhhh
@joshuasmith49795 жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to learn.” - R.A.
@h.r.nemcosky42015 жыл бұрын
"Just when I think we wouldn't receive certificates, we receive certificates" The noise I made when he said that wasn't human, I don't know why I found that so funny!
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Жыл бұрын
You found it funny because it is funny, not because you're ''special'' as you not so subtly imply here.
@pillow_fluff22765 жыл бұрын
“For approx 90 secs”
@HisashiBuri85 жыл бұрын
Always hilarious this show.
@tannercollins98635 жыл бұрын
Back into the 90s here we go
@aquablushgirl5 жыл бұрын
Richard is such a snappy dresser and so dry and quick - I lurve him.
@ciderfan8233 жыл бұрын
"This has been preweighted." "Yes." "So far, I haven't messed anything up."
@Biruk20025 жыл бұрын
This is a brilliant show. I need more lol
@bethanypaisley25175 жыл бұрын
Moss finally got that cooking lesson huh
@penguinjonesesq5 жыл бұрын
You notice he stayed away from Germans.
@estusflask9825 жыл бұрын
Salt & Vinegar kettle chips are the best ... at making your mouth bleed.
@darkaero5 жыл бұрын
I love them. Soury goodness.
@davidhall55724 жыл бұрын
Legit eating while watching...
@poonelopetheduck4 жыл бұрын
I love Richard. Frankenstein was the Doctor not the monster! The monsters name was Adam, and he was yellow
@KakarotOwns4 жыл бұрын
I love how he just says it how it is in his own way lol.
@liv_eleri4 жыл бұрын
it’s 3:30am and the paella ritual has got me making inhuman noises
@liukang855 жыл бұрын
Yes, finally, somebody stood up for pineapple on pizza!
@nuck-5 жыл бұрын
Its like having apple with a steak... just not right.
@em_birch4 жыл бұрын
@@nuck- People eat apple with pork though.
@firewordsparkler5 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd actually see Mel cooking.
@Cylonknight Жыл бұрын
Those damn random abbreviations get me every time.
@wilsoncrocker5 жыл бұрын
morgana thirsty 10:04
@n0isyturtle5 жыл бұрын
Marie Angelo is adorable
@apocalypsgoddess1 Жыл бұрын
That Garth Marenghi reference when he said “flippin chicken” 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bey9144 жыл бұрын
I like the chef, hes not scary, he's nice
@rpapin13 жыл бұрын
I hear the theme song and I feel better about my day.
@mariyakulidzhanova70825 жыл бұрын
Wonderful episode!
@judyvalencia32575 жыл бұрын
Okay, had to stop the video midway and go get me something to eat!
@RealPi5 жыл бұрын
And this year’s winner is the Richard & Jack Comedy Pizza
@bobaector235 жыл бұрын
When someone believes in you, you can really fly can't you?
@marc9813375 жыл бұрын
Richard never actually finishes a meal on the show huh?
@nunosilva89385 жыл бұрын
Watch the Miami episode!
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
When you have to eat a ton of food all day and night it's just not possible to finish and entire meal......
@Sharpe15025 жыл бұрын
When there’s a multi course meal he does. Also the Miami episode when they go to Joes. That episode he actually looked genuinely happy.
@scoob16705 жыл бұрын
Little thing called editing
@smartbunny5 жыл бұрын
Richard is quite tall. I’ve never noticed.
@PotholesInMyLawn5 жыл бұрын
watch darkplace they make a point showing that
@nicosmind34 жыл бұрын
I was brought up that theres 3 traditional paellas, sea food, meat, or mixed. And i think mixed is most common? But im assuming this cause my Spanish dad would mostly cook mixed
@Koko-pm4qq4 жыл бұрын
I love Mariangella she is adorable XD
@aussieaussie48484 жыл бұрын
Richard and Morgana’s awkward sexual chemistry it was the perfect way to capture the video
@MayaLea995 жыл бұрын
The woman teaching you how to make pasta was a meanie
@franke.75455 жыл бұрын
Come on Ayoade, tis but flour and egg, show that men can also cook Little Frankenstein!
@mariyakulidzhanova70825 жыл бұрын
I wish Richard visit Georgia one day
@FramesPerSecond5 жыл бұрын
He’s trying to learn!
@gittebjerrebraae83824 жыл бұрын
FramesPerSecond He’s much braver than me, for sure
@NwoRun4 жыл бұрын
When someone believe in you, you can really fly..Fact!, says Moss
@Taecoconut4 жыл бұрын
I died when she kissed his hand 😂😂😂😂😂
@Taecoconut4 жыл бұрын
“This demented dance” omg 😂😂😂
@itr08635 жыл бұрын
is there a streaming paid or free service that has this show? i love it.
@razeenc5 жыл бұрын
Only in the UK unfortunately
@jadasullivan27455 жыл бұрын
P JB it looks like you can stream it on Hulu!
@salsaatrocitiesb17464 жыл бұрын
I love how the woman is trying to get him to do a circle and noone gets it.
@bushiebodge5 жыл бұрын
enjoy theses thanks
@geowal915 жыл бұрын
Alan partridge next to Richard.
@TheRealHusk4 жыл бұрын
They want you to cook in your father in laws house to piss him off.
@CS-wo8fz5 жыл бұрын
Pineapple on pizza
@olobzjr5 жыл бұрын
you're a psychopath
@lythicology50415 жыл бұрын
0:42 fan service best ass on travel man so far
@panagiotakonstantopoulou9623 жыл бұрын
"It looks like a patch of psoriasis" - the dough he was kneading!! OMG I nearly died when he came out with this. So quick-witted!!
@thesprawl23614 жыл бұрын
I find Morgana fantastically attractive
@justjordan80184 жыл бұрын
Pineapple Pizza is the Ultimate Gadget Pizza.
@BriarRouge5 жыл бұрын
A YOUNG IGGY POP!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@renatocann51425 жыл бұрын
"It's probably just whatever you can get out of a can" says the seemingly American guy who has apparently never been to America before... about tomatoes? Also galdangit I might have to get back on ye olde Hulu just to watch this show haha.
@Felix-dx2qw5 жыл бұрын
That's one hot meaty clock
@calumcooper32954 жыл бұрын
I'm not going mad, there IS a dog barking in the intro music
@eiveive5 жыл бұрын
my uncle gets kettle chips and they’re rank
@arshyg235 жыл бұрын
Who is richard's last guest?
@jazzbassrob5 жыл бұрын
Morgana Richardson
@edwardndriskoll5 жыл бұрын
Kettle chips
@edwardndriskoll5 жыл бұрын
Im one of the few americans trained and cab create thia type of pizza
@craigwillingham95112 жыл бұрын
Mariangela is cute and quick.
@maresfillies60414 жыл бұрын
Should be renamed to cooking with Moss. XD
@classicalperformances87772 жыл бұрын
that pizza doesn't look that appetizing somehow...
@zerrez97912 жыл бұрын
Mel is fluent in French too
@Macho_Fantastico5 жыл бұрын
7:38 :D
@tomkiptom5 жыл бұрын
'' you eat pizza with my nipple'' 5:24
@bvaia4 жыл бұрын
I rest my case with the masters pineapple has no place on pizza.
@ruth565 жыл бұрын
pineapple on pizza is a crime!
@NintendoAutopsy3 жыл бұрын
I'd rather eat a can of jellied eels then put pineapple on my pizza. Why taint a delicious pie with such hodgepodge?
@kevincaldwell47075 жыл бұрын
The blonde in the blue dress is amazingly hot!
@kiltxan16425 жыл бұрын
I’m having real bad stomach problems. Horrible farts