Cooking with Toilet Paper - Hack Job

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[@_summer_wine]

Earth or whatever planet you are from is currently under quarantine. Thank you for not assuming. Love from Jupiter.

[@_summer_wine]

2.1k likes shīt. Thx guys lol

[@Hessed3712]

Jasmine Rabah Ha!🤣🤣🤣

[@angelina_jay]

Jasmine Rabah don’t assume my home planet!

[@mia1465]

I was the one thousands like.... I feel accomplished

[@tab4account128]

I didnt know earth was being quarantine i hope everythings alright . In mars everything is great i was thinking about having a trip to earth guess not . Love from Mars

[@camillastacey4674]

When your dad was listing all the ways to use toilet roll I honestly couldn't tell if he was bullshitting you or not, I'm glad that you made the decision to act on his advice for this one.

[@lux0rd01]

I'm pretty sure he was bullshiting him and just happened to get this one right

[@nkirk0912]

His voice sounds alot better he seems to be doing better thankfully

[@TheRealChurch]

ItS CorOnA tiMe!

[@munalabid1718]

The_Taurus _turd87 I got so happy hearing him like this

[@alyssacruver4688]

@@munalabid1718 same😊

[@mateowhite6906]

The_Taurus _turd87 hundred percent

[@DaughterofAthena36]

I know he sounds a hole lot better

[@mmushypushy]

Rob’s voice is back ❤️

[@Subzero-ji5ys]

im crying im soo happy

[@Jadeskorpion]

Rob's voice, the crazy shirts, the laughter. I couldn't be happier that he seems to be doing so well. 😊

[@alessm2206]

His quarantine vlogs are very like him. That probably didn't make sense, but they are like his normal self.

[@isidora4782]

rob's swearing is back

[@jupiter2598]

I'm imagining Corrine watching from a window just being like "...so you gon have a picnic and leave me inside..?"

[@ThreadBanger]

nope...she she was just watching from the window shaking her head.

[@Spiffyo]

@@ThreadBanger couldn't blame her

[@rhirhodes-barrios2058]

She was thinking the same thing I was ..... Rob get away from that smoke it’s bad for your lungs !!!!! You know better !!!

[@dalligoo5629]

She was watching from the window thinking hey, if you surround the toilet paper with bricks...

[@lumibean7494]

@@ThreadBanger You did ruin her favorite egg pan sooo

[@ReviewyCA]

This is why I remain a Threadbanger member - so that my $3 a month can go towards buying toilet paper to cook with during a pandemic!

[@babe201]

This quarantine is taking me back to a bunch of my original KZbinrs. 😂

[@ThreadBanger]

welcome back

[@camillastacey4674]

It is the best thing- so many of my old favourites are vlogging daily or posting more often since this kicked off.

[@babe201]

@@ThreadBanger I never left :') I just started watching your old videos again instead of just waiting for new ones! Cherpumple, galaxy slime, and bacon roses for life! 😭😭😭

[@thatbitchnoemie]

@@camillastacey4674 The opposite for me. A fuck ton of KZbinrs I watch are posting almost daily at the moment.... yet, the ONLY one I really wish would do that (It's Black Friday) has gone MIA for like the 10th time after making me hope for a comeback. Unless she's sick with coronavirus, she has no excuse.

[@justmedic9689]

Rob I'm so disappointed in you... You broke the egg yolk.

[@ThreadBanger]

ha!

[@lunasheadspace9297]

Just Medic it’s rob what did you expect 😂

[@JRNimmo]

He said earlier in the video that he doesn't do dad jokes but instead does sad yolks.

[@JRNimmo]

If you can't tell I'm a dad of 3.

[@txicrsefdarkness6662]

Well I guess the *YOLKS ON HIM*

[@arissamaldonado6217]

Quarantine is really the reason why everyone’s losing their shit 😳

[@inotcarlyy]

Arissa Maldonado i guess they really are so thats why they need so much toilet paper

[@ShigarakiIsAdorable]

My mom is paranoid

[@arissamaldonado6217]

Aryana P. Mine is to ! Because where she works at she’s more prone to catching the virus. Her job sends her home everyday to wash her clothes and take a shower

[@hikusaraoeu3297]

Introverts unite

[@adoreyou7449]

Australia is just chilling.. only shutting down Victorian schools lmao

[@fyrerose]

I don't know why, but I can't begin to tell you how happy you've made me. It was so comforting to see a Threadbanger video where you just do something ridiculous. I've missed you so much.

[@katewinston9224]

Wonder what his neighbors think of him when they see him doing shit like this?

[@ThreadBanger]

me too.

[@AngharadMac]

Rob, I adore you

[@g-cat132]

kate winston the mountains of North Carolina are a strange place...

[@lux0rd01]

Wonder what the fire fighters think when they turn up coz of the smoke and see him doing shit like this

[@izzebella2005]

i wonder how many have moved

[@kattheawesome4827]

People: "If I burn this toilet paper I should be able to cook with it." Literally anything else you could use: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@meursaultscourtroom8886]

I think what this quarantine needs is more threadbanger.

[@acidproductions11]

Agreed!

[@hannahbanana7894]

I really love how Rob is posting again ♥️ it really warms my heart

[@Brawdis]

HannahBanana same

[@CynBH]

World in normal mode: Rob is silent World in panic mode: Rob says "Heck yeah! It's my time to shine!"

[@Labinzel]

I appreciate what you did there!

[@ChocolateTeaparty]

Really hate to disappoint you, but here in Europe we also do have a toilet paper crisis. It is freaking crazy! And here in Germany people got violent about bulk buying toilet paper and other bulk buy stuff.

[@teetimedolls807]

eyyy another German buddy of mine!! yeah people are crazy here too

[@kashafkhurram6532]

Come to pakistan and get ur toilet paper for cheap. We already use water and soap.

[@juniper-moss]

Yup I was about to comment that as well. I didn't find any TP the entire last week, and almost broke into a victory dance when my mum managed to find some and brought me a packet...

[@OUATDW]

The Netherlands is also having problems. Toilet paper and eggs are both very hard to find in the shops. All the shelves are empty. My dad sent me a picture of shops in the UK and it's even worse there

[@Mar10la]

Yup. Bidet is more of a French thing isn't it? And a hotel thing, but not so much in the Netherlands

[@crazylady02]

Rob, next time put the TP roll in the clay flower pot, with holes for it to breathe. This should prevent the wind spreading ash.

[@rhiannonsapp7099]

next time lmao

[@KawellKasell]

„Pepper, pepper, pepper“ always makes me think of YSAC. 😄

[@paulinan7505]

KawellKasell ASMR i just spent 5 minutes looking for this comment 😎

[@Volvary]

@@paulinan7505 was also looking for it. Seeing Threadbanger like it probably confirms it too.

[@boxbo7926]

KawellKasell ASMR I love YSAC!!!

[@jme3lla]

Lemme pause the video right here (8:17) and say, "Ohmagahhhh, Roooobbb! You have lung issues, Get.Away.From.The.Smoooke!!!"

[@littlebk]

I was thinking about this too

[@miahurtado]

BOOST

[@jenniferkerns7395]

Yeah its really not good to burn a bleached product or anything with ink on it.

[@karennguyen4115]

Rob is totally roasting his dad.

[@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs]

Karen Nguyen Who knew he had eggs and bacon inside him ... huh.

[@ruoyesoo]

Lol. Another karen here.

[@desleighann5401]

Me: *makes fun of people who are overbuying the tp ** Also me: *runs out of TP*

[@jasminehickoz2393]

Des Leighann the exact same thing happened to me and my family. surprisingly we found some at the hardware store

[@justjaguar2314]

I missed out since your accident/"death", but I'm very glad to see that you're back at 100% again Rob :]

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

That ground joke went straight over my head but I still laughed because I'm so tired. (I got it now.)

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

Glad to see my one year old comment is popular enough for the bots to invade.

[@simona5001]

Wait. I'm European and we don't have a bidet... My life is a lie.

[@annasheep3587]

Same

[@LadyOfTheSunshine8]

I think they have them in Italy

[@blueishsio]

I lived in Barcelona for 5 years...all of my flats luckily had bidets 🙏🏽

[@ImAlexandrio]

Portugal has them but Switzerland doesn't so it really depends on what part of Europe

[@Tayria75]

In light of the 2020 toilet paper shortage, I want to just take a moment of silence for the toilet paper harmed in the making of this video. You will be missed.

[@annamaura89]

Amen

[@Beaah]

It's not a shortage, people are just buying too much before the stores can get a new shipment in. Lunatics 😂

[@cydvicious88]

Video title: "Cooking with toilet paper" Me: turns out this is not what I expected

[@cnik7802]

9:44 "Do a little French flip." Then sings "Tarantella Napoletana."

[@darwinrussell]

Every time I see you looking well it lifts my spirits.

[@isabelholliday]

i have been watching you guys since 4th or 5th grade and now i’m 15, going through this global pandemic. i swear this series is the only thing keeping me sane.

[@Girlwholovestheocean]

my week has been absolute shit but coming to this video and hearing robs voice makes me wanna cry because I'm just glad he's okay. stay safe guys! 💕

[@whyamihereweirdo9912]

It’s about Damn time someone showed us what the Hell is going on with all this TP Hype!! Thank You!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@brandyw.8034]

It because when someone sneezes right now everyone loses their sh!t.

[@pina8938]

Me: *making toilet paper stickers* Rob: *COOKS*

[@Uselesssin]

How?

[@wardancers4]

Quarantine is almost worth it just to have wacky Rob back!!

[@frankiefrank3422]

You sounded like the Walrus in Ren & Stimpy saying “CALL THE POOOOOLICCCCEE” 😂😂

[@ThreadBanger]

wow....I'm really glad someone got that ;)

[@frankiefrank3422]

ThreadBanger I use to laugh so hard at that part when I was a kid - me and my parents still quote it 💙

[@zainsmommy1207]

I am so happy i wasn't the only one that caught that little throwback! LOL

[@gorrillawarfair]

I thought it was a half baked reference. Is that where they got it from?

[@frankiefrank3422]

gorillawarfair maybe?? I’m not sure 🤔 but that gives me something to research bc I’m bored 😂👍

[@luismendoza6983]

Biggest troll: you can use toilet paper to protect your house by covering your house with it, 😈 🧻

[@amfo3143]

Luis Mendoza in the event of a tornado some people put it on widows and tape over it with duck tape so they don’t shatter

[@michelarose9486]

epic troll mode activate

[@kxlroi4031]

Correction: Man vs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@frozensoulgem1545]

°insert 12,000 sensor beeps°

[@Memmyrabilia]

Rob: make some french noises Also rob: *italian mumbling*

[@frankiefrank3422]

Can we seriously get you guys to 4 million subs while we are all quarantined

[@ktr5961]

If they just posted more regularly they would hit it easily,

[@frankiefrank3422]

ktr5961 well 2019 was spent with Rob intubated in ICU the majority of the time so I’m pretty sure posting videos was not Corinne’s top priority. I also said let’s get them to 4 million while quarantined because they are starting to post more now 🙃

[@hillbiIIy]

"That's just sad... That's a sad joke" I couldn't with that 😂😂😂 I'm in my 20's and I'm already making them sad jokes.

[@ericanicolucci4653]

In Italy we already going through a lot, I don’t think we deserved to see coffee made that way 😂😂

[@RoseTremond]

Ma veramente...

[@redrydab8335]

🤣🤣🤣So let me get this straight, wood is no longer an option when lighting a fire to cook food🤔🤣..Let me just update my survival list rite quick 🤣🤣

[@rosetownsend6130]

All the wood in your yard and plants is nothing compared to toilet paper, its 2020, how did you not know? But seriously wtf 😂

[@JulieJSchmidt]

Wood=bad Toilet paper=good Filter your coffee? No that is just not right!

[@emilhund]

Yes! You have just saved my Sunday sanity. I am so f-ing boared that I am CLEANING!

[@haley978]

When you click so fast the corona couldn’t get you.

[@katiemac4290]

I love that your dad is trying to TP your house and trees quarantine style

[@layhall4774]

“If anything happens CaLl ThE PoLiCe

[@onyyxcornish3907]

I have been watching you for 4 years and even under quarantine and the worlds gone to shit and everything just kinda sucks you still make me smile. Love yah Rob also Patton Sanders is proud of all the dad jokes

[@modernmrscleaver]

“Guy in his late 30’s joke. It’s just a sad joke.”

[@raven8sma]

LOL at the gust of wind trying to give you extra fiber in your diet.

[@QueenKrimson]

I was waiting for Rob to try to make the "toilet paper rice" Cristine was talking about in her last podcast.

[@stephanieraymond7583]

Thank you Rob, I seriously needed a break from...everything. You are awesome!

[@crystalchilders6574]

They're called "Dad Jokes" cause they are.... A parent.

[@abbey5899]

Omg i’ve been bingeing old episodes for things to try all week! This is perfect!! Thanks so much for the new episode, love it!

[@hellopeople7193]

This is one of the first videos I’ve watched since the “I died” video and it really shows how resilient and amazing he is

[@isabellawalters3151]

2:55 Your side bar contains Cristine, Ben, and jenna marbles. And thats why i love you Rob❤

[@brynnegallup]

Is anyone else surprised that the toilet paper actually worked for cooking? I expected it would burn in less than a minute.

[@XxAmethystRaynexX]

Rob, you look so healthy! I'm so happy you're doing better! 😁

[@SunRhe]

Love you Rob and Corrine! So good to see you guys doing the best you can and helping when you can!

[@Jayy4351]

Why am I here so early? It's only been 22 seconds since the video came out. No one is here and I realize quarantine has left me jobless 😭

[@0tterMom]

Me too my dude! You're not alone, we'll all get through this! ☺

[@Jayy4351]

@@0tterMom I hope so!

[@LessThanThree76]

Same. I get most of my salary from travelling to different parts of Europe in my job. Now - most countries shut down. Will be a tough time financially. And not a sweet reason to stay at home. 😬

[@Jayy4351]

@@LessThanThree76 Unfortunately. Let's all hope it will get better soon!

[@LessThanThree76]

Priyanjali That would be great for so many reasons, yes. Let’s hope.

[@deannasmith2837]

TP Hack: You can take an empty roll, a pair of scissors, foil, some tape, and a toothpick to make a pretty decent weed pipe that works soo much better in a pinch than a soda can.

[@Saturnrises03]

DeAnna Smith you're my new friend

[@Souprsalad]

Teach me how

[@taakothewizardfromtv7620]

Tell us how

[@CarronPatrick]

Same with a soda bottle, tin foil, and a toothpick. 😂

[@TintinaLily]

I actually prefer a simple foil and pen pipe

[@sydneygifford2671]

i’ve been watching old man vs. pin vids from a long time ago and the change i’ve seen in rob is amazing he seems so much happier and it brings me joy

[@vanessaogini875]

Loving the fact that Rob is back with us with these awesome videos. You sound really well!!!

[@aliciavillatoro7194]

Finally KZbin is giving me notifications when you guys are uploading. Makes this lonely quarantine much easier 😊

[@anch191]

When you see Rob posted again and you drop everything and go watch the video🤣🥰 Love from Europe🥰

[@digitalmindy7598]

So glad to see more Rob!! Hope you both are staying safe. Love y'all!!

[@gabrielarivas90]

Soooo happy that you are back. You made this way better. Thanks for this vid

[@OneOddOwl]

This video came at a good time. Thank you Rob ❤️

[@MissRedheadRapunzel]

Rob: we are donating the ad sense Me: oh that’s nice Rob: to COVID-19 victims Me:and....that’s demonetised

[@rah1630]

You are looking and sounding great these days Rob. I too have come back from the brink of death and now I’m thriving! Love you guys and stay safe!

[@jess.0J]

Seeing Rob back to himself just makes me smile. They have such an awesome relationship. I am very glad they decided to let us keep being members of the channel!

[@synnovearamsey4832]

I was hoping you would do this after your dad mentioned you could cook with TP 😂😂😂

[@kathypinky]

When everybody is overloading on toilet paper And rob is just burning it 😂

[@rikoaida8779]

Heyyy Rob’s voice is back. Glad to see like you’re feeling a lot better

[@kayladonarski6278]

you guys have no idea how happy i am for you to be able to hear robs voice back to normal. Much love~

[@EsterG-S]

You know what we Europeans say about the color of that coffee, WEAK! Medium dark roast? Naah more like medium pour it down the drain

[@dutchik5107]

It looks like it already has milk in it? I think rob might've been drinking a bit of bleach from the tp...

[@EsterG-S]

@@dutchik5107 Gotta stay clean from the inside 🙃

[@monikakavaliunaite8017]

I thought he was making tea 🤣. What kind of coffee is light light brown and translucent??

[@harmonypaige]

@@monikakavaliunaite8017 coffee filtered through toilet paper 😂🤷🏽‍♀️🧻

[@Wynniexo]

People: “I can’t find toilet paper even though I have 50 packs at home oh no what am I gonna do!???” Rob: “YOU CAN COOOOK WITH TOILET PAPER!!!” *proceeds to light it on fire* lol

[@c_boigobruh4530]

Hi Rob!! I havent seen you since the whole thing you know what and you seem to have gotten so much better! Take care Rob and Corinne!! Love you guys!!

[@teddiepink5423]

Rob, you are a true hero! Thank you for all the awesome videos to give me something to look forward to. Can’t wait for the next 😁

[@aoibhinnoc6633]

Hello from Ireland where I am enjoying a 5 week holiday (School closed whooooooo).😁 Glad to have some entertainment I am so bored. Ireland is handling this horribly soooo 👍 Lots of love, Leprechauns💖

[@katiemcdonagh4048]

Same here stay strong lots of love from mayo

[@aoibhinnoc6633]

@@katiemcdonagh4048 lots of love from Wexford💖😉

[@LessThanThree76]

Next: Coffee maker cooking 😍👍 Yes, it exists. It’s almost a cult. Check it out.

[@kawaiilette2462]

DO IT ROB. lol :3

[@dutchik5107]

Isn't it more like "college kids wanna eat" type thing?

[@MyLast2Braincells84]

Wasn't this something from Good Mythical Morning?

[@taakothewizardfromtv7620]

You put the tuna can in the pod area and then you deep to the pits of hell

[@LessThanThree76]

Batty Battenberg They did a thing on this, yes. I remember reading about it like 20 years ago or so, while I was in college. But yeah, you’re right. I forgot they brought it up at GMM.

[@Effyx92]

Thank you Rob 💕 sending you love as well from Italy 😊

[@TM-dq5lr]

During quarantine, I would love to see some healthy meal prep videos from Corinne. I always love her cooking videos so much.

[@franziskathiel4669]

No in Europe they freak out with the rest of the world lol. In Germany where I live you can't find toilet paper for weeks now! No one has a Bd here sorry I gave this to the Japanese with his fancy toilets. ✌️ Wash your hands and stay healthy.

[@rubyscubes2460]

furchtbar, oder? seit einer woche rationier ich taschentücher...

[@woolypuffin392]

Ich empfehle HappyPo 😂 Immer noch besser als sich in der Badewanne zu waschen. Lg aus der Schweiz.

[@vandahoot2135]

In Österreich kannst noch Häuser einwickeln so viel wie wir haben xD

[@danathieme5049]

Gibt's bei euch noch Nudeln? xD Aber ich könnte schwören die Leute wollen ihre Häuser in Klopapier wickeln so wie sie es kaufen...

[@Bubblzz0902]

Einfach den Arsch unters Waschbecken halten 🌝👌🏻

[@abarax1391]

I haven't watched it yet but I somehow can tell this is gonna be amazing

[@miateresa7]

i feel like over the years i've really had a front-row seat at watching rob become more dad like and grow up

[@misspiece22]

Thanks for this video Rob. 🍳 Can't wait to see Corrine's bread tutorial! 🍞

[@paonich1460]

Everybody else in the world: Losing their shit on toilet papers Me, a Filipino: *We have tabo and water*

[@VibrationCrystals]

If you dont mind me asking- what is tabo?

[@paonich1460]

@@VibrationCrystals its just a container used in the bathroom to pour water when bathing or washing our asses 🤣

[@nicksurfs1]

I’m telling you, Filipinos (or at least Filipino-Americans) constantly show they’ve got life figured out! I’ve been checking on my friends, and I called one who is Filipino. She was like, “yeah we’re totally fine, barely changed anything. We thought my grandma was a hoarder but apparently she’s a preper. We’ve got groceries for months. She even had some games & toys hidden! “ Meanwhile, my pale friends are storming the Sam’s Club!

[@benjgoroza5828]

All but one heart was fazed that day Bath dipper.

[@francescafpagliarini2542]

Thanks rob, but you must know that only Italy has the bidet and some areas in france. Cheers from Italy🇮🇹

[@anabeatrizalmeida3965]

Now would you look at that, you voice is back to normal. So happy for you boo 💛

[@MiniMarleyRose]

Great to see how great you have come since the incident and look extremely well.

[@annab3lle_]

why did i think cooking with toilet paper meant it was an ingredient...

[@chimdiminie]

Damn never been so early, loving the content Rob!

[@smurfmama2020]

You look and sound so much better, I"m so happy you are here on this planet to help us survive the insanity. Many blessings

[@gabib4966]

YOU'RE VOICEEEEEEE! YOU SOUND SO GOOD! I'M PROUD OF YOU FOR PUSHING THROUGH ALL YOU HAVE! WELL WISHES!

[@themanwhosayshey87]

Auto generated sub "It tastes like Derek" Rob *makes a dirk joke* Me: wait no

[@idagustavsson78]

That coffee looks more like strong tea 😂

[@esteezeller8567]

wow your voice sounds completely back to normal. hope everything is going well and you're doing good!!

[@paulpardee]

You look and sound like you're back to normal. Good to have you fully back, bro!

[@sacktea1325]

You know 2020's hit when you start asking yourself "is that egg or toilet paper"

[@awkwardauntie1978]

Alternate title: Tornado of Fire with Toilet Paper!

[@jme3lla]

I JUST got on here to see if y'all have uploaded anything yet, and right as I do I get the notification

[@RachelSassafras]

This can be a great passive aggressive technique is someone you're quarantined with becomes bothersome. Rob your voice sounds great. It makes me so happy to hear.