Cooking with what you have - End of month special

[@alfathgalih8047]

"Your Stomach Demans Input, But Fridge Say No" -Boris 2019

[@TheMrVengeance]

Fridge say no, potatoes say IDI NAHUI. I'm starving pls send halp.

[@aaronlfcynwa2951]

IT person 100

[@seaglass4921]

I like the incorporation of some animation in these newer vids

[@dunrossb]

Check out Barbara4u2c latest video. A true slav and Boris fan. Help her grow. Also she is hot like Bulgarian summer.

[@shely_D7vil]

@@TheMrVengeance hëlp

[@LM-um4wt]

Coming from a Russian household the accuracy of this video is frightening

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

Is it normal to eat mushrooms that look a bit like the fungus growing on the clickers in the last of us?

[@oatmeal3919]

@@RobertDaHobbit2 Interestingly enough I recognise this type of mushroom as one that grows in the forest near my grandfather's home during mushroom season. So yeah, you just go outside and pick them up wherever you find them and you have a free meal. That is if you like mushrooms of course, which I do not.

[@Skrymaster]

@@RobertDaHobbit2 When I was young, my grandmother demonstrated a decent (but probably not foolproof) way of telling if mushrooms are dangerous or not. If you put oil in a frying pan, toss in a few diced mushrooms and some onions, if the onions go gray-darkish instead of their normal brown-caramelized look then the mushrooms might be poisonous. I was told this happens because onions are like sponges for toxins, poisons, bad stuff. Thinking about it, this is also probably why slavic people have been using onion poultices to treat certain affections like inflamation, infection, etc. for ages.

[@peps7724]

@@oatmeal3919 These are Chanterelles, very delicious

[@peps7724]

Yup accurate for me as a Finn as well

[@johnynuke3310]

„The best chef is an empty stomach“ Boris - 2019

[@Torgo1969]

Yes. That's quite profound, reminds one of what Schopenhauer wrote about the human condition and the real nature of what we call "pleasure."

[@MechWarrior894]

Starvation is a cruel mistress

[@tomicbranislav3]

As my old Sargeant used to say: If you dont like the food you are just not hungry enough

[@shacochad7052]

Its true

[@porkfreegaming5278]

it is true though

[@MusicEcstasy93]

I shared this with my friend that went abroad for work and it saved him from starving for a year now. Every day is end of month for him and he's very happy that he can survive on this little. Thank you for saving my friend, Boris!!!

[@theveled0178]

Wait, really?!

[@shawnwilliams3341]

sus

[@alphanakpunar5183]

one more american entered to *glorious* life

[@harimemagic9767]

I hope your friend is in better living condition now

[@tinypirate3109]

Wholesome

[@GringatTheRepugnant]

“The best chef is an empty stomach.” - Boris, 2019 Truer words were never spoken

[@MartinPuskin]

It's an Estonian proverb: "Tühi kõht on parim kokk"

[@354sd]

My gran said hunger makes the best sauce

[@MrSzymonsos]

It's common proverb in Poland too

[@laurabeane8862]

"Hunger is the best pickle" -Benjamin Franklin

[@Opi0id-z]

@@MartinPuskin im pretty sure its a common saying in many countries

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

"because remember every month has end of month" -LifeOfBoris 2019

[@GodlikeIridium]

And that is why most young people in western europe stay at their parents house until they are 30 and have studied some useless bullshit. And then they finally move out but do not even know how to cook...

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

@@GodlikeIridium is that real? Wow!

[@greekfreak2273]

Omg 😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard on this

[@mauricedelamauricie3248]

I think we underestimate the number of lives Boris saves every week.

[@sonyvegasfxvideos]

Every month is end of month!

[@HenryOfSkalitz7786]

I watched because I'm hungry and know Boris cooks, and I have virtually nothing on my hands.

[@QS1597]

Communist Propaganda is not propaganda is truth

[@justinhamilton8647]

I live paycheck to paycheck, so this channel is life saving!

[@ghgdjjx5929]

The accuracy of Every single video he makes is absolutely terrifying

[@afrikayt]

Bill looks at apple and egg and says: "I am going to starve" Boris looks at apple and egg and says: "Ah, dinner"

[@SuperNormalMan]

Shit, man, just add oil, salt & pepper, maybe even a bit of flour, boom, you have a meal.

[@ismata3274]

Hmmm, hopefully have a bit of sugar and cinnamon? Cook apple with those. (and a dash of water too) Prepare some bread with that egg french style, and instead of honey, pour over your apple sauce.

[@ismata3274]

@@SuperNormalMan or save/store some oatmeal for the ends of the months. Put whatever you have in some oatmeal. Cook if it's savory. Optional if it's something sweet, like apple here.

[@epigone1796]

@@ismata3274 >Apple sauce Fruit sauces is not so cheap in Russia, so jam does it's job.

[@ismata3274]

@@epigone1796 🤔 Hmmm, much better, jam is much easier to store, so, add a jar of end of month jam -or two- with your end of month oatmeal bags. Mix when appropriate (end of the month). Dilute and use as a sauce in conditions demanding sweet sauces. Or add hot water for a fruit tea, cold water for a cold refresher. I make fruit tea out of fruitless part of fruit jams at work. Add hot water, done. Much healthier than commercial fruit powders. Best if it's babushkas.

[@twasishere1662]

Your stomach demands input but your fridge says "no" I felt that one.

[@emilydelamar4557]

Finally, someone who understands being broke means having 5 Euros for a week, not 50

[@Jekkey]

69 likes nice

[@tonarsilverwolf6485]

100th like

[@checkbordspy4608]

Spend 5 Euro on a book of eatible plants and some 0 Euro on food for ever week

[@paulmahoney7619]

Emily Delamar I think it was more like 12 euros a week, but still, less than half of the other video.

[@pingatraaonIG]

@@tonarsilverwolf6485 300th

[@mikeyknighty8226]

When boris said your not going hungry on my watch i felt loved

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

We all did

[@briannaadhikari8155]

Same my friend.

[@Anvilshock]

Pretty sure he said "you're". Because Boris is not debil.

[@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145]

@@Anvilshock never mind friend as long as everyone understands

[@Anvilshock]

@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 So it would be fine to refer to you as "asshole" as long as everyone understands I was referring to you? Got it.

[@crewposter6726]

You know it’s end of month when there’s no potato

[@snake698]

And no shots

[@snake698]

And no shots

[@InternetDweller009]

*Bang*

[@redacted144]

*and no shots*

[@theillegaluwu1313]

Unless in Belarus there is always potato there

[@stal2496]

-has flour -has water -asks what to do when you dont have bread *-fried flour*

[@obiwankenobi8033]

*MINDBLOWING*

[@pretzels713]

Doesnt have yeast

[@stal2496]

@@pretzels713 you can make bread without yeast it will be terrible but it will be bread

[@RESIDELOF96]

Without butter he might as well be baking bricks

[@stal2496]

@@RESIDELOF96 in some situations brick is called bread instead

[@e.s.l5861]

There is A classic family recipe from the Soviet block countries: “Boiled water”

[@onearthonelegion]

Sometimes you cannot afford boiling the water. So you must eat the water raw.

[@burner1865]

@@onearthonelegion I eat my water *R A W*

[@thedashingsaint4455]

Block? You mean Balkan right? Right?

[@commentcopbadge6665]

I tried making that recipe. Had to start over 5 times beause I kept burning it. Tell me, when do you add the boil? Before or after the water grows fur?

[@user-dn1nh3zu6h]

@@commentcopbadge6665 It's not a big surprise! In our family the recipes for boiled water are passing trough generations from the Tzars times! From babushka to vnuchka, from dedushka to vnuk... And then some western guy like you comes and thinks: "Oui, i should try this one! It doesn't look very difficult to make boiled water, right?" Wrong!

[@assignedprettyboyatbirth5228]

Me watching this at the last year of high school: this is useless Me watching this now, on the first year of university: *he's god*

[@shittymcrvids3119]

Lmao same

[@doomsday248842]

His recipes actually are legit(albeit the messiness is a bit exaggerated for comedic purpouses) - the cucumber with salt always has been a cheap summer snack for me (can swap for tomato, also - less salt, also - can add a bit of pepper to each bite, if you feel fancy), the water with jam is basically my childhood, even more so than kompot, and the way he makes mushroom sauce is the way my mom, grandparents, my siblings, myself and everyone else i know, make it.. it is actually my favourite sauce - it goes well with potatoes/macaroni/rice/buchwheat, or on bread, on anything that can function as a vehicle for it, or just with a spoon. Also - you can swap these mushrooms for other edible mushrooms, sausage, salami, ground meat, regular meat, organ meat, onions, carrots, ... - just chop the thing up, fry on pan until ready, add salt, pepper, flour, mix, then add milk and bring it to boil, and its ready. it's a very versatile recipe, goes well with anything, great way to add a ton of flavour to bland food for cheap. :D His recipes definitely are not useless, just regular eastern european food prepared in an entertaining way. :)

[@megaderp9442]

Also I definitely recommend if stuff is for sale that lasts a while like macaroni, rice and stuff like that that you would use anyway stock up on it if you can afford it at that time to save at least one or more, because it might not cost much now but at the end of the month it will save you from going hungry for cheap. Also I definitely recommend getting some bouillon too for easy meal (ish) macaroni or rice

[@teergeret]

@@megaderp9442 I recommend cans of beans, be it kidney beans or any other, you can do various stuff with those, and all of it tastes good and makes you fed

[@leinad8344]

Karalhom, um Br

[@Foopy]

-Can we get McDonalds? -We got food at home Food at home:

[@kiwivolante2650]

Still healthier than McDonald

[@Alex-mc5yn]

@@kiwivolante2650 wouldn't say so. McDonalds goes through strict health inspections here and the food costs as much as normal food in cheap cafes. Doctor sausage, on the other hand, has caused me more than a few food poisonings. Health inspectors often find paper, mystery meat, soy (% higher than the norm). Overall, you should only buy from brands you trust. And even then you aren't guaranteed to not be puking after that. Also, certain overprocessed products react weirdly when heated. E.g., stuff that has been smoked with "liquid smoke".

[@galaxyeyesphotondragon8191]

@@Alex-mc5yn Did you really get food poisoning that often? I was considering trying out some but now that you put it that way I think I'll stick to the food I know

[@Alex-mc5yn]

Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon, I'd recommend you try it, but only choose the sausage made in meat factories rather than private manufacturers. It should have "мясокомбинат" in its name. Generally less risky. They seem to follow the old Soviet norms more thoroughly. Oh, and always buy from a large supermarket. Smaller shops and butcheries tend to turn off the electricity at night (including the refrigeration units) to save money. Sad how the sausage was specifically designed with WWII veterans in mind and was one of the most loved products in USSR. Also, you can make it yourself, even following the original recipe. No soy or toilet paper. There is plenty of tutorials on KZbin. The query is "домашняя докторская колбаса".

[@warl0ck666]

@@Alex-mc5yn it was a joke ........

[@Dimi.Petrov]

“The best chef is an empty stomach” Words of wisdom here 😂😂

[@martinkirilov1060]

Are you Bulgarian?

[@Dimi.Petrov]

Belinata well yes I am

[@derekenmachine]

Thats true 100%

[@C.Oh.Phio.Raman-0312]

Me: **looks in fridge** I have nothing to eat. Boris: F E A S T

[@Bonechoke]

1000th like nice

[@C.Oh.Phio.Raman-0312]

@@Bonechoke omg thx :)

[@yourmother3126]

@@C.Oh.Phio.Raman-0312 nah mate just season the air and you’ll have the air meal

[@Micromation]

@@yourmother3126 friendly reminder, sniffing your own farts is not a substitute of balanced diet xD

[@Yashi.m]

Lol

[@montagne4671]

Wasn’t until I watched this video that I realized how poor I actually was growing up. Salt, pepper, potatoes, and oil was our dinner for 4 months straight. I was born ready for end of month!

[@ericward8459]

The best chef is an empty stomach! -Boris, 2019

[@ojalamanaadoua]

It's kind of an old saying with many variations. In my country we say it as "the best chef is hunger"

[@LeLouis]

@@ojalamanaadoua are you from Africa?^^

[@ojalamanaadoua]

@@LeLouis Eastern Europe. So basically the same, but different climate and a pinch of communism

[@mejbishow5297]

@@ojalamanaadoua lithuania?ukraine?

[@huchung9886]

Babushka: Are you challenging me?

[@TheAnadromist]

"There is end of month and then there is end of month with no cooking oil." Two very different things.

[@archeofutura_4606]

The Anadromist true. But pork is cheap, and makes cooking oil for you

[@TheAnadromist]

@@archeofutura_4606 A good substitute if you save it.

[@Pheatrix]

And I'm currently in the situation of end of month with no cooking oil... It's actually not because I'm broke, but because I have forgotten to buy groceries and I the shops open again in 35 hours...

[@jmbkpo]

Grease can be a cheap substitute of oil atleast here

[@TheAnadromist]

4 things I also keep for the day without money - 1. Beans - 2. Rice - 3. Pasta 4. Spices. (But of course there is always cooking oil, sugar, salt, flour which could make a meal all by themselves.)

[@MrBonesSrIII]

SLAV: We are poor, we eat these mushrooms picked from backyard WESTERNER: These rare Chanterelles were hand-sourced, and at only $50 an ounce!

[@owayasomething9295]

Sad but true

[@rozennrd4802]

Depends where you live, I had Chanterelles in my backyard and my mom also picked some in the woods when she would go for a stroll. But since I moved from my parent's home, I miss mushrooms...

[@LeLouis]

And fresh= +50%

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Clever SLAV: Hey Western spy! I have 200 kilos of mushrooms for sale, only $39.99/hektogram!

[@szariq7338]

Unfortunately, I have no edible mushrooms in my gardem, only devil's boletes and some unedibles, that I don't know their name. But still, I have at most 1 km to a forest with porcinoes, parasol mushrooms, larch boletes and bay boletes.

[@Freedom_Aviators]

"This could probably feed the rats.....if they hadn't died of starvation already" XD I like this line

[@kurtrosenthal6313]

“Poor mans mashed potato” that’s about as poor as it gets.

[@VasilyMusic]

With no potato!

[@hydrochloricacid2146]

It's not half bad.

[@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919]

@God of the Dogs Well I mean your stomach has plenty of that, they wouldn't be asking for more.

[@SecondaryRBX]

Are you even spy, blyat? How do you even call it "Poor man" (That's an literal joke)

[@starrrzzz2905]

God of the Dogs: Maybe, I guess.

[@silursmq5511]

This looks like HowToBasic but with an actual good result

[@XXStrong1]

You see comrade, that is beauty of Slav King, his tips sound absurd, but they work anyway blin.

[@rbekmanis]

@@XXStrong1 I agree

[@o.602]

@@XXStrong1 he is our god, afterall blin

[@matthewroussos524]

*HOWTOBASICWANTSTOKNOWYOURLOCATION*

[@seththesheriff1275]

@@matthewroussos524 fuck, i say no

[@BiodegradableYTP]

With such knowledge and culinary skills, Boris is the man you'll want in your survival party during the Apocalypse.

[@miggyo.2235]

Even better. He is Russian

[@danielcarter2155]

Yeah but you'll pretty much need a translator cause I can only understand him through the words at the bottom 0-0

[@changbinism]

@@danielcarter2155 don't worry they follow wherever he goes

[@misterr_chadsgaming9020]

Biodegradable dont know to stay with when theres apocalypse, theres the man you can stay forever. Girls, im talking to you.

[@morgan4516]

Can't imagine how many struggling college students have likely been saved by these cooking videos

[@sydneecho7500]

you do not understand how much i love this man he can: 1.) cook 2.) sew hats for his cat 3.) program 4.) use a gun

[@dazley8021]

Only one of this skills is useless in a modern world society.

[@ineedtherapy8339]

@@dazley8021 tf you mean? they're all useful

[@Cos3mos]

@@ineedtherapy8339 specially the gun

[@loplop6614]

Brandon Ellmers HE WILL COMMAND THE RUSSIAN ARMY WITH HIS SKILLS

[@MrIsleNFair]

Ah man of dreams

[@sku440]

Since I watch all these "end-of-month" videos I am starting to cook on low budget, even though I have enough money. Because I want to feel like slav gobnik, even though I am greek. Boris changed my life.

[@unoriginalblu]

Davai Comrade!

[@greekcat8495]

Ι am Greek too

[@giorgoschtz04]

elladara re

[@QS1597]

Cooking with low budget helps save money for when you retire

[@ch.k.105]

Κι εγώ είμαι Έλληνας

[@otto7151]

The sad part is that I really find this video useful. Love you Boris!

[@apalala4166]

You might want to look into canned beans (the unseasoned no brand ones). They are very cheap, contain quite a lot of protein and they do not spoil. Fry them with some spices, they are delicious and filling.

[@superslime0021]

@@apalala4166 this for some reason helped me. im keeping this in mind when i go buy food on low money

[@bobist8986]

@@superslime0021 dont eat all straight away like my dad did blyat!

[@qps9380]

I heard that rice is actually a really good food to buy when you are on a budget. Google: "eating on a budget reddit" if you want.

[@GGorsty]

Shush - don't call it a sad! Call it a practical! Look at me, i am too lazy to cook properly and i love this kind of easy, dirt-cheap videos - mix in boris' way and they are fun to watch! If you ever read this, boris - you're waespme for making this videos of yours!

[@cryingblindeyes]

I just changed jobs (my old one was super toxic) and took a huge pay cut. So I’ve been revisiting these budget videos and it has been saving me and my husband lots of money but we feel very full! Thank you Boris for the inspiration and help!

[@lurkin5584]

Best Qualities in a Man : - He slav - He cooks - He programs - He stronk - He survive better than bear grylls - But most importantly, He Boris

[@Jeansowaty]

and he has a cat.

[@VijayK-ZJC]

@@Jeansowaty and he can sew hat for his cat

[@Jeansowaty]

@@VijayK-ZJC Da.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Lurkin bear grills is a fake who sleeps in hotels

[@theworldoflivvy3150]

@@rikosaikawa9024 Eh... yeah, admittedly that's true. Maybe Les Stroud would be a better comparison?

[@lawrencelimburger9160]

"I literally make videos about not having money, Glorious!" And THAT is why we Love you Papa Boris!!

[@qui9]

"The more foggy the water looks, the more flavour is inside" *Flint, Michigan would like to know your location*

[@kerimaliyev8952]

AND ALSO GORDON BROTHER

[@innblind7417]

@Orion Quirk bad for you

[@Klesh13]

I heard lead has a sweet taste, so he's probably not wrong.

[@generalrubbish9513]

S P I C Y WATER

[@brandenr6073]

ok

[@finncollicott8189]

Tried the first recipe recently. Just subbed the sausage for two left over strips of bacon. It's not high class but it's pretty good and filled me up. Totally recommend it

[@knekki.]

"Big piece mean big flavor" -Boris 2019 Oddly inspiring

[@_Anna_Nass_]

Yikes Lmao “the best chef is an empty stomach” also oddly inspiring

[@starrrzzz2905]

OMG, it’s the oh- so- famous meme man!!

[@potatoesandducks958]

Ah yes, big piece has big flavour ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thomasmelbournemusic4182]

Surprised that "Raiding Vadim's Refrigerator" wasn't an option

[@someguyfromtheinternet5102]

Thomas Mëlbourne Music im pretty sure the whole bloc going through same shit. Lol

[@eigengrau7698]

he should put this on next list

[@nomblob5592]

Eigengrau He already did it once with cooking Syrnik in Vadim house

[@TheJermuFin]

Vadim also has end of month

[@maaarc1613]

XD

[@galih8875]

I swear, boris is like the slavic side of gordon ramsay.

[@camper1749]

no

[@EmCeeDrue]

This squid so undercooked, you can practically hear it telling SpongeBob to "Idi Nahui".

[@leaguemoments9133]

No, gordon is a western side of boris.

[@frank144p4]

At least Boris creates real content

[@dylanw6303]

Gordon "Gopnik" Ramsay! He cooks with the passion of Gordon, and the wit of a slav

[@nottsoserious]

Boris has the same energy as that one cool older cousin we all have. Knows how to do almost anything and he will teach you.

[@Johndoe-jd]

More of a babushka you never had

[@lightningcrush7795]

My cousins are just as dumb or dumber then me

[@HTPCYMC]

Only true comrades are able to survive an entire month with just once slice of sausage and half a cucumber

[@Saigonas]

you again

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

Hah I survived on single chip and half of sausage

[@coopierre]

New justin y

[@t0xicaura420]

@@Saigonas rajon kunigas is shit man

[@ricehathirohito9588]

How to properly clean your metal computer only REAL slavs are able to survive 1 year with half of bread

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Gordon Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAAAUCE! Komrade Boris: **uses jam and milk** we no need lamb sauce

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Ramsay: This is seasoned beautifully.

[@screamingenderhawk8739]

Ramsay:STALE Boris:SUN OIL

[@averageanon5504]

@@DinnerForkTongue Komrade Boris: No Ramsey. It's blyatifully

[@gdolphinz7486]

Ramsay: *sandwiches boris* Ramsay: *WHAT ARE YOU* Boris: *a blyatiful sandwich* Ramsay: ... Ramsay: fair enough

[@anon457]

Ramsay: What is th- Boris: It's end of month Blin

[@khoi9100]

Other youtubers: I have money and i make video about having money Boris: *I MAKE VIDEO ABOUT NOT HAVING MONEY*

[@MichR-y8j]

Dear Boris, my comrade. I've been watching you for years and years now thanks to my best friend in highschool. I lost him and I came back to your videos and I want to say thank you man. You are getting me through this tough week.

[@nim1990]

Did Arytom steal all the food again? Or is he busy "protecting" the sausage?

[@lazyproeagle]

What do you mean by "protecting"

[@nim1990]

@@lazyproeagle eating

[@Ricky911_]

He probably ate all the food and went back to dancing to hard bass while Boris was making this video, truss me

[@aca0867]

Vadim have sausage 🤣🤣

[@Saigonas]

busy

[@rithrius5384]

Protip: step 1: Let rats die of hunger. step 2: Process rats into cheburek. step 3: Offer rat cheburek to Vadim and wait until he dies. step 4: Raid Vadim's fridge for double end of month produce.

[@polyphonydigital]

more like quadruple, he has 20 sausages at end of month

[@bojackhorseman4176]

If you eat Vadim's corpse, you get eight times the amount of food.

[@nerkdurgen5574]

Eat Vadim

[@Tajemnicza1235]

I was sure last step will be eat Vadim

[@omniyeet8818]

@@bojackhorseman4176 *Hol Up*

[@overseaspognik9535]

How to survive step by step : 1. Watch boris cooking tips 2. Evaluate your budget 3. Move to babushka's basement

[@Aegis713]

This guy's accent and attitude make the video. I'm dying laughing, dude's funny af.

[@niezmiernienieprzekonana1352]

ah...memories from my polish university are coming back ;)

[@TheRumpelstinskin]

bitch, this is reality for us American students! what you mean?

[@parneava_man]

@@pumpikat yes americans are western spies

[@dylantaylor3139]

Im a student and we cant even live on campus without buying a meal plan giving us food for the whole semester.

[@deadpansnarker3749]

Aye, that has been my college experience and i still have a year and a half to go.

[@demonsoldierchem]

My Japanese university version was, Big rice + Big cheap Tofu with soysauce. 😂

[@iwaju9227]

Gordon Ramsay: Makes excellent food with a shit ton of ingredients Boris: Makes excellent food with a boiled shoe and a rat on a stick

[@snips7403]

Oversimplified reference 👍

[@ayatollahalikhamenei3722]

Да!

[@Basedhistoryenjoyer]

Finally, some good fucking food

[@broke5138]

_Soviet style_

[@Jeweliedear]

😂 👍

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

End of Month Special, Asian Edition 1. Cook rice 2. Add fish sauce/egg/salt/whatever you have Enjoy it hot

[@hindenburg2006]

Girom Christian Calica literally eating this now

[@Huyc115]

Girom Christian Calica how about instant noodle

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

@@Huyc115 Instant noodle as healthy as chernobyl water

[@Nil_Sama]

@@VentiVonOsterreich Ok that actually made me chuckle 😄😄😄 but it's true. BTW for Filipinos we do rice + any of the following (soy sauce, sugar, salt, fish sauce, [combo of soy sauce + pork fat leftover form last week's adobo] powdered milk or milo) sometimes we even mix rice with coffe... It's... it's actually good, not gonna lie... but then again anything tastes good if you're hungry and broke. 😅😅😅

[@sijiazheng1655]

bold of you to assume we can run out of food

[@SurnameName]

"as long as you not add flour to soup" * poland wants to know your location *

[@actuallyanantichrist1062]

Croatia would also appreciate if Poland could share his location.

[@DianeBarnes76]

1956: We’ll have flying cars in the future 2019: How to make a meal when your broke. Gopnik edition.

[@7uring]

We truly live in the best timeline!

[@stal2496]

Your'e I mean thats western spy propaganda i meant ты

[@KittyCola99]

you're научитесь писать, сленгеры хреновы мда

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

End of Month: *Exist* Boris with his cooking: Allow me to introduce myself, blyat

[@autisticghostdog8179]

all mushrooms are edible, some just one time

[@balsarmy]

Brilliant)

[@zetjet9901]

Same with lava! :D

[@pacificxplorer]

Death cap causes liver failure

[@laiskapyykki]

And some of them changes the time alltogether...

[@KoyasuNoBara]

@@pacificxplorer Then that's one of the mushrooms that are only edible once.

[@chewchew3991]

I love how in all of boris videos hes just messing around and joking, but at the same time hes actually teaching us how to survive

[@leavant75]

"Remember not use whole garlic" Ahhhhhh the price I pay for being Slav AND Italian, whole garlic is mandatory.

[@leonardoboneschi5688]

Hahahah

[@Rey-mx8pn]

Minchia fra non avrei mai pensato di trovare un italiano qua lol

[@lewisw3436]

Western spy

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

How can you be slav and Italian?

[@federico339]

@@Mikey-ym6ok good point

[@mikaeluhl]

"Take out biggest knife you can find, this way you feel like you're making big meal" Lol nailed it 😂

[@screamingenderhawk8739]

Placebo food

[@screamingenderhawk8739]

An instant like I see

[@screamingenderhawk8739]

How dare like it again

[@mikaeluhl]

I can do this all day

[@screamingenderhawk8739]

As can i

[@its_epictyler9317]

“So you have survived another month” 2020 in a nutshell

[@baileyweaver2459]

April will end us all

[@Parelf]

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED: Murder hornets in America and Kim Jong Un faked his death.

[@MelonMafia1]

FLOYD

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

Mass civil rights movement is now checked off for the list of crap year

[@TheGuyThatsNotFunny]

Oh crap the doomsday clock is 100 seconds until midnight

[@БРАТ-р8к]

2019: *end of the month special* 2020: *end of the world special*

[@lennoxtvthingy7408]

This aged worse than unrefrigerated cheese

[@maizypaneitz1517]

Boris: " don't use all of the garlic, that is insane." My Italian ass eating baked garlic raw: " uhhhhhhhhhh...."

[@maizypaneitz1517]

@Soviet Mjölnir lol I mean I'm eating garlic that is baked but not in a dish or something like that

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

Me, a Balkan [South] Slav, eating piles of raw garlic: HERESY!

[@maizypaneitz1517]

@Fox Der Große A lot mon ami

[@erynncollier8672]

@Soviet Mjölnir Is western spy!

[@jimykeratea1381]

Yo chief neighbour wat up im greek

[@ChaosLord6147]

How to survive end of month, by Boris: mix flour, a liquid, and whatever food scraps you have in a pan. done.

[@kimjonunofficialvevo1751]

Hendo6147 I call it, poverty soup

[@windex1613]

Boris: maybe even 3 bay leafs *Shows only 2* My brain: hmm Vadim is over probably

[@alapotato9367]

lithuanian maping i would say you were wrong.. but nah

[@andriealinsangao613]

VADIM BLYAT!!!

[@SolarEmp1re]

But he did have three...

[@grantbalmer6951]

Two of them were kinda stuck together, but there were three

[@windex1613]

K bois There were 3 sorry

[@EddVCR]

I took a giant pay cut to pursue my dream job in animation, so this video will come in handy! Thank you Boris!

[@keanureeves7987]

Mashed potato without potato. Only on Life of Boris.

[@theoneandonlymanofculture]

lol

[@zetjet9901]

*yes*

[@JustinRed624]

ireland during the famine:

[@theoneandonlymanofculture]

@@JustinRed624 LOL

[@dunodisko2217]

Keanu Reeves Mashed air molecules

[@Rosul_]

In Poland, at the end of the month, we often do something like a casserole. We put in the dish sliced potatoes (previously cooked), sliced onions, give some cheese and ham (or sausages) and many other ingredients depending on what is in the fridge. Then we bake it and all in all it is very tasty, I recommend it

[@Thatmordguy]

that sounds like you are not very broke

[@thekingsdaughter4233]

@@Thatmordguy "many other ingredients" probably does not mean , "all at once". Just whatever might be in the dridge, still good to eat; and the _options_ are many, though perhaps not possible at the time. - A shriveled up tomato? Yes. A bit of cooked rice? That lonely pickle left in the jar? Yes. Mushrooms? Theoretically, yes; but sorry, all out. Cheese? Two slices Swiss left, but needed for sandwich tomorrow- no. One egg, yes; ditto for a squirt of mustard. This dish will never be seen exactly like that again. And maybe we are glad of it. :-D

[@jcdenton3708]

I survived this month. But what is with next one?

[@shayorosov-fink7937]

JC Denton That’s why payment exists

[@banjobill8420]

This is for survive til payday, товарищ

[@De1tAStreaM]

Same my check is tmr lol.its end of month today

[@zidov8624]

You eat same shit komrade

[@llsld5808]

dog soy chips arnt that expensive

[@silverwolf281]

i moved out for university in october last year and this end of month is the first time i really need (not because i want to but i NEED to) to use what i have. everytime i´m in the kitchen, trying to figure out what to make with whats left, i think of you and your videos and hear your voice inside my head. i made peas from dried peas for the first time today because you kinda tought me to not be afraid to try new things and to get creative with food. thank you so much. some days all there is is potatoes, but as long as theres atleast that i am happy with a full stomach. from the bottom of my heart, thank you

[@tqser]

Boris: Uses oil in all of his recipies The US Army: Imma End This Slav's Whole Career

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Boris: You called meeting with Avtoriet Avangard, blyat?

[@YgSmLn]

The U.S. army couldn’t take over Korea or Vietnam so I doubt they could take over the biggest and most sophisticated military ever the Russian military.

[@Mr-Ducc]

5.45 x Gewehr dude the vietnam and korea would fall if china wouldnt send troops there and soviet technology

[@putrantogil]

Little do they know Boris has a spetsnaz platoon act as bodyguard

[@YgSmLn]

nseskar 2 Exactly because they had SOVIET TECHNOLOGY.

[@nikolajjrgensen5028]

"next thing we need is tap vodka" *hardbass intensifies*

[@philippschmitt4142]

Cooking stuff with flour to increase nutritional value was actually some thing done in germany during ww2

[@philippschmitt4142]

@@l-bbh7890 so eine Mehlschwitze hat schon was

[@IceQueenaliasIQ]

I agree, we still do that. :D Works out fine for me! ^_^

[@chainsawpanda2]

Honestly that mushroom sauce on rice is out of this world delicious. I topped it with some browned doctor's sausage for protein and it was so damn goooood.

[@darioconka9643]

-Every month has a end of month- True Soviet thinking!

[@flimsy357]

Time has no end of time

[@darioconka9643]

@@flimsy357 end is when you have empty fridge xD

[@uamee]

This man can make cooking onions in water interesting 😄 thank you Boris!

[@oemaicutakosmika763]

Of course he can he is the Best at low budget cooking (and tasty).

[@darkolus6041]

I wish happy birthday Artom from czech republic, stay happy, fit and cheki brekkie

[@7_7_5]

Me too, from germany

[@pattipegharjo5863]

You have brought tears to my eyes. You are a good man. Good luck.

[@davudlastname2545]

Tried the mashed “potato” recipe and now my family thinks im a soviet spy BUT ITS WORTH IT

[@williamcook9574]

I did cheberake and kotlet it was great. My dad thinks the same.

[@bartuaksoy4814]

your kgb :o

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

Worry not Komrad, they just Western Spies

[@prds25386]

lol

[@spookyleviathanboi3499]

Soviet spy is better then western spy

[@CitrineOMarbles]

Two things: 1. Somehow, these are all friendly to my sensitive stomach (minus the pickle) 2. I need the music before the intro music to play triumphantly as I survive another day of being an essential worker

[@bhokalpela]

Hope you still surviving 👍🏼

[@quatercenetary7507]

@Videoms The ones in description are all hardbass and I doubt the one in the beginning is hardbass of any kind. Edited: Funny that @Heidi mentions triumphantly. The song is - The Triumph from Edgar Hopp

[@annasolovyeva1013]

Sensitive stomach friendly? Here's why. Russian cuisine is mainly soviet cuisine, as before USSR traditional cuisine was for cooking in wood-powered Russian Stoves. Soviet cuisine is based on a cookbook written in the 1930s, updated several times and called 'book of tasty and healthy foods". Healthy doesn't mean it's marketed for weightloss - but means doctors participated in as authors, calculating both nutrition and being friendly to sensitive stomachs and other organs. It also has a special section of recipes for different tables of medical dietology. Sensitive stomach friendly dishes is what you serve to children at kindergartens and schools (everything else is ILLEGAL). There were also resorts that combined being a holiday place and place of medical treatment, and there was (and still is) delicious food that entirely comes from medical dietology and is separated into "tables". As a result, people liked many dishes from there and everyone eats them now just because they're tasty. That doesn't include foods that are expensive, at least in middle Russia, too. And "Doctor's sausage" is MEANT to be sensitive stomach friendly. As for the Soup - thick soups with oil and sour things are traditional (this is a poor version, a real is really thick and opaque). But there is an equal amount of sensitive stomach friendly soups too

[@darius2640]

Watching this right after Mr. Beast video is like crossing the berlin wall from west germany to east germany

[@shadowteam9943]

Holy shit man.. 😮

[@waitwhat3833]

dude

[@mercurialinterference6931]

bruh

[@crackedstar9992]

Fridge : says no Cupboard : welcome to the end of month, we've got some indomie packages here Me : Thanks god I could live for 2 days more

[@dgfolshop9845]

Yes, Indomieeeee

[@nsilvya6079]

End of month or not, Indomie always saves the day

[@Burning_Dwarf]

Indomie is not for end of month, it is for end of thinking power

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

a bag of potatoes goes far further than instant noodles for the money

[@crackedstar9992]

@@HappyBeezerStudios it's cheaper than a bag of potata here soooo

[@meestergopnik4550]

Not all heroes wear capes but they do wear weslav tracksuit

[@o.602]

Every Russian gopnik is scary as hell.. but they *do* know how to cook from their babushka's recipe book.

[@tong6644]

@@o.602 Gopniks need to learn how to cook or else they are western spy

[@linkslot7083]

"Now there is end of month, and there is end of month with no cooking oil" Goddamn right. Couldn't say it better.

[@alessiom3859]

That's a nightmare

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9963]

"As long as you don't add flour to soup, that is not normal" Boris' goulash, anyone?

[@GehLekTek]

goulash is not soup it's stew

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9963]

No, it's just really thicc soup. And it became my favorite food when I first made it.

[@RicePanda]

@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic9963 Goulash is a stew of meat and vegetables, not a soup.

[@Imreness]

@@RicePanda Traditional Hungarian Goulash is a soup. Other countries might differ

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

Here in the US lots of southern cooking also adds flour to soup. I'm pretty sure it is a culinary staple around the world to do so.

[@ramen9141]

Idc if KZbin is sleeping on this channel lately, I'm finally in uni, been following Boris since freshman year highschool, and finally dare I say this stuff actually helps me. Cheeki breeki time,

[@icedtea_6108]

Boris is like those clickbait spammy life hack channels, but instead of clickbait and spam I get slavic cooking advices that work every month. Thanks. - Some poor college dude lol

[@edisontrent618]

Never forget cheap rice and bulk frozen veggies as staple foods.

[@ultraboy99x]

@@edisontrent618 also buy lots of eggs and instant ramen when u have some cash.

[@reillywalker195]

@@edisontrent618 Day-old bakery bread is a good cheap food to buy at Walmart, at least in Canada. I usually buy big bags of buns or loaves of thick crust bread and can get enough for the week for under $3, or $6 if I'm eating a lot of bread for whatever reason. Butter it, fry it, dip it into soup, or make it into French toast or bread pudding to make it into something satisfying.

[@KristianSandvikk]

Boris: You always have water come on cyka. Cries with dry tears in Afrikans

[@metalliczero]

"Every month has end of month" -Boris 2019

[@isaacpizza1874]

Big brain move

[@Roxxek]

Obejrzałem 2 minuty reklam żeby wesprzeć tak zajebiście zacnego twórcę

[@syedtalibhussainn]

I died when he showd "end of month grater" for the smol cheese 😂

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Im gonna buy a end of month grater now.

[@randomdumbarse1music]

We actually have one of those lol apparently my mother uses it for grating nutmeg

[@nikedoesthings]

Same here, it was the best part :D

[@sourffx]

So u die when u see small things ey? 😉😉

[@asnbloxalt7883]

Knife is capitalist because he hurt Kommissar Boris.

[@m1dos391]

It western spy

[@asnbloxalt7883]

Da da da

[@gtv_archangel]

That’s why it was replaced with a soviet working man’s saw

[@jatisoem7472]

if only Boris is using his bayonet

[@Banfiel]

Bold of you to assume I have anything left at the end of month

[@christopherquick8016]

@@adamfejes6995 we used to get bread syrup and powdered sugar and call it french toast on budget, it was good but way to much sugar looking back as an adult

[@lpsgameslilyanna5294]

That moment when you only have tap water lmao

[@florenciaprokopczuk6795]

@@lpsgameslilyanna5294 same

[@darkdude1996ify]

Finally someone who uses ingredients you might actually have left over at the end of the month. Usually these videos are all using ingredients that are not commonly available, or they're using fresh ingredients, implying you have to go out and buy those with non-existent money

[@haitkerman3987]

When you live with weekly budget and you have “end of month” 4 times a month

[@0-B1]

🤣🤣

[@jayamilapersson4030]

It sounds like bad planing to me, I buy food on a 14-28 day period I never Have A Bad End of month. I go into shop once or twice a month. Having a grossery list like in Boris 4weeks for 50€ but buying for more days at the time, and mixing it up with minced meat, chicken, and mixed frozen veggies but I bet I could do a 7days for 7-10dollars or euros no problem.

[@theprincipalityofbelka4646]

Jayamila Persson imagine if boris makes another fail mail and gets sent $50 U.S and then uses that for food

[@silvervodka4884]

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[@zulthyr1852]

"Not exactly butterbrod friendly" Boris: Semechkibrod

[@theyeetcrusade6207]

"Bear Grylls here, today we learn to survive in the most dangerous place in the world, but I'm not going to teach you what you need to know" Boris:" Hello comrades."

[@ravenouself4181]

*Soviet Anthem Intensifies*

[@lukeyyw]

Being Slavic makes this content a lot more fun to watch because Americans probably have like 3% of the ingredients he has but I bet you right now everything he showed on the video i have in my house right now

[@infallibleblue]

Practical, unpretentious, and all Slav. I love it! Your channel has inspired me to eat and cook better in my culinary adventure. Sending you much love!

[@generalrubbish9513]

I bet all these budget cooking videos are really going to help me in college. In college, you get to experience the true Soviet life, where every day is end of month. Fortunately, I'm a bit prepared already since I grew up in a rather frugal household. Thanks to that I know that legumes are the holy grail of budget cooking, especially lentils. If you asked me what poverty tastes like, I'd tell you "Lentil soup with cut-up hotdog" because that's what my parents cooked whenever we were out of money.

[@Kushy666]

"Because remember, every month have end of month!"

[@zaf2774]

Why my country does not have end of month every month

[@shmekeldorf7523]

"Do not add flour to soup, that is some extreme end of month shit" *Triggered French noises*

[@Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon]

"don't use all of the garlic, that is fucking insane." **laughs in half Italian**

[@syn1204]

Happy Birthday Artyom! Keep making Boris happy,protecting the motherland and stay healthy!