''My Tiddies are huge!''

[@amirshaw671]

I can't believe she fell for the test that easily.

[@KingOpenReview]

I don't understand it.

[@Ninjamation345]

@@KingOpenReview elbow touch = flat chest

[@KingOpenReview]

@@Ninjamation345 You can touch elbows even if your tits are pretty big, though. You just squish them.

[@tru3.progr3ss35]

She didn’t “fall” for it… You forget what she was doing before twitch

[@amirshaw671]

@@tru3.progr3ss35 oh, I didn't watch it at all.

[@NeuronActivation]

Mel: "Don't call my chest a parking lot if anything its a tiny hill" A hill is a hill we don't discriminate.

[@UB_Ram]

My man 🤝

[@jacob-2271]

Okay imagine how big a tiny hill is. Now imagine that on someone's chest

[@dyltan]

@@jacob-2271 now that's really cursed thing to think and is definitely not the truth

[@loofus9133]

@@dyltan copium

[@jacob-2271]

@@dyltan she did say they were huge and she has absolutely no incentive to lie

[@wealthybone2990]

Can I just say how much I adore her hoodie? It even has googly eyes.

[@carlsjolund2379]

oooh.. shIT THIS JUST CHANGED THE CLOTHING GAME

[@SoranoGuardias]

The Melbasaur.

[@MrJay_White]

if mel is misaka, which one is kuroko?

[@kennylau9677]

Reminds me of Mitty from Made in Abyss

[@flowerhana__1]

BULBA... BULBASAUR

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I really don’t understand how Mel is so wholesome and adorable while also being what she is, but I’m glad she is

[@theabyssalguardian4521]

Rabbits are super cute right? They rape males females kids and corpses they don’t care if it has a hole it’s getting plowed

[@djaydeved]

*has seen the past* yeah, im surprised at this too considering the level of degeneracy from a while ago *the frickening was it?*

[@logicallgaming]

chat: "okay she flat" mel: "how did they know?" True gents: we still love you mel flat or not.

[@MANDALORE380]

Anyone who is cultured enough about her other activities knows she ain’t flat

[@logicallgaming]

@@MANDALORE380 hence why I said True Gents

[@Ukitsu2]

Delicious Flat Chest.

[@Goldenaustin99]

True gents dislike Mel after disengaging from the people that made her career

[@NeuronActivation]

Don't worry Mel no matter the size, all sizes are great and will ensure that the woody will rise.

[@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer]

That what a chad would say. Good job.

[@Ukitsu2]

Delicious Flat Chest.

[@a.c.2659]

Exquisite

[@iaminpain8407]

any size will do

[@helldooms7800]

even men sizes? :(

[@hatslayer6245]

She's too cute and adorable

[@mostmagicpickle7135]

V1nce

[@jcraehofficial]

@@mostmagicpickle7135 I made v1nce mah bich

[@crimsonraiderxv3422]

I'm gonna have to use speed bump as a way to describe that size now

[@Anim1013]

Words of wisdom: a large chest may fill the hand but a flat chest fill the heart

[@MrReddevil420]

That's not wisdom That's stupidity

[@topdog2007]

A words of a wise man

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@deadking6654]

And médium is premium

[@ashuramikoto4019]

All sizes make my wood rise

[@SantiagoTheEnjoyer]

Proof? Proof? I require proof.

[@Aaaa-g6u8e]

pics or it didn't happen

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

@@Aaaa-g6u8e Oh, there are pics.

[@Mr.Silence.]

There's irl videos

[@carlsjolund2379]

“We may be fools. But you Mel, for thinking you can deceive us, are the greater fool” - Sun Coo(m) probably

[@Pudding404]

Leave it to Mel to claim something, only to debunk her own claim literal moments later, Mel identifies as a parking lot(with a small speed bump) now, lol. Remember fellas, "every size makes my meat rise." Quotes to live by.

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

Truer words have never been uttered and I don't know how.

[@kuratse205]

what if the size is negative? Or like impossibly big?

[@patx35]

@@kuratse205 all sizes makes the wood rise, no matter what!

[@woteveruk1]

@@kuratse205 as long as they're natural, then all sizes are good in my opinion

[@kuratse205]

@@woteveruk1 actually down bad

[@mrwhyz795]

Melody trying to prove a point when she has already proved it 😂

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

These are the exact words that I wanted to hear from one of the female Vtubers and this was stuck in my head a lot

[@undertheredhood0323]

It’s okay Mel, the THICCNESS exists in our hearts

[@TheFoxfiend]

Oh poor Mel, she fell for proving her flatness without realizing it.

[@MalificPlaza]

the fact chat basically said "HA got eem" is just funny and them saying "you have a speed bump" made me spit my water

[@unknown20005]

if she won’t prove it then we can’t truly trust just her word

[@technicalluck1352]

I watched this immediately after watching the clip of numi showing a picture of herself and struggling to touch her elbows together. I went from one extreme to the other.

[@Flynn217something]

I thought the whole advantage of being an Ai was that she can edit her assets to be any size she desires, after all her virtual reality can be whatever she wants it to be.

[@jessthemullet]

Bless her heart, Melly always makes me smile.

[@emberman]

We will always love Mel. No matter how big or small.

[@KanuckStreams]

Guy in chat: "Girl are you a condemned building? Because I'd like to demolish you!" Damn, "your chest is a parking lot" is both a sick burn, and could be used for a weird flirt.

[@mileonaslionclaw2525]

Mel says it like it’s a bad thing.

[@Christopher-N]

Don't let others dictate how you should look, Mel. You're fine as you are, and that's not an offhand remark.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I’ve seen both. Most have. They’re medium. Which is premium. But still, it’s not good to lie.

[@gekkokkid]

"can touch you elbows together? easily" and just like that everyone knows the truth.

[@lostnemesis]

At least she's bigger than a Gardevoir.

[@crossgear3042]

Im just enthralled by the hoodie. Best starter hoodie

[@darkcloudsxiaoisbestgirl4846]

When Melody makes us cry: Joy When we make Melody cry: Nothing

[@curvingfyre6810]

Just tried it myself, as an individual with mismatched chromosomes, and I have to say, I've been working out my pecs a fair bit, and even I can barely touch my elbows.

[@crazyclaybob]

It's alright Mel flat is justice, and I'm a fan of Justice.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

"petting zoo" is my new favorite euphemism for "flat is justice"

[@Your_Average_Tea_Enjoyer]

"size doesn't matter" -someone

[@darkcraftertheking4377]

Not only did she fall for it, but she did it TWICE!!!

[@boomknight1015]

I'm over here pressing the out sides of my elbows together.

[@King_Ragnar_Lothbrok1]

I love petting zoos

[@Raceboy66.2]

damn where are these chads coming from calling Melody a Parking Lot lmfao. i think their all coming from Guras chat or something cause these jokes are great.

[@neiyoooo]

I really love the model and the hat/hood on her head tho

[@crackakongentertainment9659]

After a clip i saw and the noises that graced my ears from mel on twitter, she doesnt need to be well endowed

[@michaelbecket4901]

Mel doing mel things is a win lol

[@Palkia8842]

Cooksie playing hardcore parkour hopping from one VTuber to another:

[@felynecomrade]

"a petting zoo" Okay that one is very cute.

[@MXSabol]

I swear Cooksie is like Varys from Game of Thrones... His network of little birds alert him to every clippable moment. He is everywhere and nowhere. A true Man of the Shadow Realm.

[@shreds0190]

Everyone talking about her chest and I'm just sitting her entranced by the googly eyes of the bulbusaur hoodie

[@Spoopball]

Still can't believe her boss got her with a deep nuts joke during a live panel at a convention

[@anthonylipke7754]

I have heard they paved paradise to put up a parking lot

[@RavenCloak13]

"If anything it's a petting zoo!" YOU HEARD THE GIRL LADS!

[@rpgaholic8202]

Flat chests are okay, that just means their hearts are closer when we hug them!

[@otdg6787]

There’s only one hill that fills my heart. That is Mr. Hill, let me tell you hwhat

[@PPedroFernandes]

The googly eyes. I can't

[@itsjustjk5065]

Dang chat is a savage with that parking lot comment

[@WingManFang1]

A petting zoo she says? My kind of chest!!!

[@nighfirst2968]

parking lot was the best one by far

[@Nobodyknowsm]

A great sign of wisdom we have witnessed

[@EclipseManz]

The hoodie reminds me of that one scene from made in abyss and I can’t stop thinking of it now

[@thegeneralmitch]

Mousey: look at her! Look at her and laugh! :D

[@xtremefps_]

"why are you guys so mean?" it's chat's way of saying we love you. We must boolie strimmer because we wubs da strimmer

[@saitama1241]

"Are ya winning so-...son we ran out of milk so...🏃‍♂️💨"

[@GrinningMarionette]

What an adorable model.

[@AmeliaDva]

I believe you Mel

[@thesoldier.tf2243]

blessed be those who believe without having seen

[@xTHExLONExWOLFx]

The petting zoo was clever, never heard that one before. On the other hand I did not need the image that "grassy knoll" brings to mind

[@kurokamideri]

The ogs know that Mel ain't lying

[@LelouchViBritania0904]

and thats what i call Emotional Damage

[@Dinahsour]

MELODYYY

[@hatsunemikufanboy]

we paved paradise and put up a parking lot

[@gary4014]

If u wanna see the actual size then I’m pretty sure looking up MarsMayhem will get u pics (Don’t worry knowing this won’t make u find that identity, completely inactive. Unlike Kson who u could still accidentally find even if there was a dragon in the way)

[@shadow0fx]

Any chest, no matter the size, is a perfect handful

[@Grid433]

Someone’s gotta find a compilation of vtubers trying to touch their elbows

[@domomitsune5920]

At least vtubers are more real than reality TV stars. And they're more animated, in personality, not just actual animation.

[@HryanGG]

Senator Armstrong is watching you, especially your search history

[@kao676]

Gotta help the senator find some good stuff

[@GabrielMichaelDels]

yes. and the water is blue.

[@lazy2335]

Adorable bulbasaur hoodie

[@KristieNorth17]

Fefes fanbase: hol up we gotta X to doubt elsewhere for a bit we felt a great cap in the universe.

[@bloodcross7047]

“If anything my chest is a petting zoo…” ….can I pet them…. ?

[@S.B.C-Pixi]

1:37 Has Bucket achieved escape from the facility at last?

[@DcSensai]

Shes such an adorkable cinnamon bun. It doesn't matter the size of the chest but the heart behind it and we know that is huge.

[@partyrock4144]

Itty bitty bug bites

[@Scy416]

they must be heavy then... let me be a gentleman and hold them for you m'lady

[@buzukaaaaaa]

Chat be playin 4d chess out here

[@KJOB]

objection your honor cooksie, hearsay

[@dezser3324]

Bruh she getting clowned by chat🤣🤣

[@kkhlufris]

Oh my sweet Melly

[@TJtbh45]

They played her like a damn fiddle

[@willku9000]

Poor Mel 🤣

[@buttermanaws4693]

So that's two in the group that I know of that have confirmed their size

[@Zicetec2000]

Conner has done it... now there's 3

[@certanmike]

her and mouse right?

[@Ukitsu2]

"I diu have a fat ass". My lady Melody, I diu believe yiuu.

[@Demonboy007]

Chat gottem, close it up.

[@hatslayer6245]

She doesn't stuff she gets stuffed😏

[@Usual_User]

Bonk

[@CaptainRasmot]

This only makes me love her more~

[@seththenightgamer6206]

Actually surprised that they didn't call it an air plane runway

[@gabrielboorom2683]

She said that with a Kermit the Frog vibe...

[@tacplayzboi]

I've seen bigger

[@maxducks2001]

Absolutely based comment

[@lostnemesis]

You have the balls to say what my brain told me I shouldn't kudos.

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

I've seen smaller

[@evanpastor7305]

"Don't stop not believing" - A rock band probably from the early 70's

[@MostLikelyMortal]

Journey was an 80s band but fair

[@Notazomb6319]

If it was a speed bump they would be huge

[@williamread13]

so she's flat. it's just easier to bring her in for a hug.

[@worldwarwitt2760]

A petting zoo! Lol!

[@FirestoneX]

Speed bumps are actually quite large

[@ceooflowrolls2081]

Flat is justice anyway