COOL AS ICE BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@justinhearst]

So apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow was supposed to play Kathy ( the love interest) but her father forbade her from doing it because he thought it would hurt her career. BOY was that a great call.

[@chenstormstout9456]

To quote JonTron: “sometimes father just knows best, huh?”

[@dalime605]

now she runs GOOP

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Mr Paltrow: Don’t do this movie dear. I feel like it will do terrible things for your career. Also Mr Paltrow: Vagina candles? Gimme 3.

[@adu1991]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@christhornycroft3686]

It wouldn’t have destroyed her career. It takes more than one bad movie decision to destroy a career. But 2 or 3? Yeah, you’re done.

[@KoTM25681]

"Everybody thought it was one black chick singing in every dance hit back in the day" Actually it was, her name is Martha Wash..

[@mjfedup6853]

This is facts. They never showed her because she was big. She also sang the song, “Raining Men”.

[@princemwamba5230]

Todd In The Shadows taught me this

[@dontplay6580]

Yes from the Weather Girls

[@sonicjrjr14]

Choose also the voice behind gonna make you sweat by C &c music factory.

[@SabrinaRina]

@@princemwamba5230 Those people all did her dirty. At least she got some credit eventually. I think it was C&C Music Factory that the guy outright was like, it's an image and she didn't fit it. Then you shouldn't get her voice.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

“Korey..............I thought the same thing.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ishathompson8439]

Korey’s face tho 😂😂😂😂😂

[@midshipsport]

Yeah I freaked out! Felt like ever.

[@darrelljones3965]

Jim Carey parody of vanilla ice is still a classic lol

[@bruceleeds7988]

What? That exists?

[@damianstarks3338]

😂🤣 o my god yes !

[@damianstarks3338]

Bruce Leeds yes.

[@darrelljones3965]

Bruce Leeds it’s on youtube when he was on in living color

[@db3crashcoursecinema]

@@darrelljones3965 ..Not Only that..When I first Witnessed it,I really thought it was the REAL Vanilla Ice,because he got his Moves down Perfectly!!!

[@Obsidian451]

Ah, yes, "Cool as Ice," the movie that dared to answer the question, "What if we took the "Ninja Rap" scene from Ninja Turtles 2 and built a movie around it?" (The answer: Billy at 21:07 is all you need to know...)

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

😂😂😂

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Cool As Ice, also known as the only VHS tape nobody ever rented from Blockbuster.

[@chaddeez8446]

Except me. I rented the fuck out of it and finally bought it. I'm like Blockbuster, just give me this damn movie and they wanted around $120. So I went on eBay and got it for $20. Eventually sold it back on there for $45.😂

[@carsoncarolina2358]

I can confirm I never rented it from blockbuster. Also god I miss Blockbuster

[@doctorthirteen5727]

@@chaddeez8446 Old comment but it just came out on Blu Ray awhile back, lol.

[@jeromechaim8443]

Instablaster

[@valtheemokid4005]

@@doctorthirteen5727 Why did this come out on Blu-Ray also Blu-Ray still exist?

[@joshsum]

I love how when the trailer is playing, you can hear Billy laughing 😂

[@teacupolous]

Billy’s laugh is the only thing getting me through these trying ass times.

[@CLDJ227]

@@teacupolous Their content is getting us all through it.

[@rockman23x45]

That chango exaggerates! Trying times my ass you estupidos

[@StygianStilettosGamer]

Billy's laugh is the absolute best

[@CasterShellz]

Vanilla Ice: the first hip hop industry plant. Also, he was created as a response to the immense commercial success and marketability of MC Hammer, hip hop’s first mainstream star.

[@cabe3231]

Vanilla Ice is one part Bieber and another part Logan Paul.

[@devonbenart8196]

Go look at his mansion on KZbin before you work your shift at Wendy’s. And clean that shyt.

[@raynarayskye]

It actually was one chick going around from session to session singing all the songs on the 90s Martha Walsh

[@plmitch]

i was looking for this comment before i posted it!!!

[@JinxSanity]

The first time I saw Vanilla Ice was on TMNT 2 Secret of the Ooze. Imagined my surprise when I later saw this movie and my dumb kid self thought "That guy singing Go Ninja Go made a movie?? Is this a tie-in?!".

[@kloggmonkey]

that part in tmnt 2 was good though, i remember hearing ice ice baby years later and thought it was so dull in comparison. like you can't fight ninjas to this! play go ninja go or go home!

[@garrettcarter5622]

And then, one year later, the cinematographer of this movie went on to make Schindler's List. I guess this movie really impressed Steven.

[@sesfilmsllc]

Really?

[@garrettcarter5622]

@@sesfilmsllc Look it up.

[@Xayjohns]

The poster screams 90s. It's still yellin' 30 years later.

[@Hollyclown]

Now it only wishes for death.

[@kenrickkahn]

@@Hollyclown LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Cnoble59]

As much as I love to hear Billy laugh, nothing tops Martin bursting out (26:36).

[@veltriam]

@Erik Lerström Lol exactly 😎

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

Martin doesn’t find everything super funny. But when he laughs you know that shit is and must have been hilarious. I rewinded it at least 6 times as his laugh catches on with itself and his realisation about the intro made him burst out more.

[@codafett]

He was holding it all back

[@fdub301]

You mean Daffy Duck

[@adu1991]

Fun Fact: The actress who was "Cat" in Cool as Ice, was also in Home Alone as one of the McAllister kids.

[@flameroad123]

Purple Rain: a music video disguised as a movie Cool as ice: a music video pretending to be a movie

[@StygianStilettosGamer]

The only successful attempt at this was Michael Jackson's movie if you ask me...but I haven't seen it in 20 years so maybe not lol.

[@dylansmith5206]

@@StygianStilettosGamer Also. Pink Floyd's The Wall (The 1980 Film) said "Am I A Joke To You All"?

[@chaddeez8446]

Prince couldn't dance

[@bonniejenkins2293]

@@chaddeez8446 Do you know Prince? Cannot dance?

[@bonniejenkins2293]

Please don't compare PR to this.

[@dantheman4838]

I can't lie, when I was a kid I really did think his bike and his black homies were cool....lol.

[@marlock6573]

I had his tape. Loved it until my older cousins clowned me for playing it.

[@MelquanKatz]

LOL

[@K3NTCLARK]

Lmfao

[@rob3791]

@@marlock6573 They were trying to save your ass.

[@Wangan280z]

The bike is pretty cool

[@jongon0848]

11:05 Korey: He can dance. Me: That's dancing? It looks like he's swatting imaginary bees around him.

[@sonikku956]

Honestly, Vanilla Ice *can* dance.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Cool as Ice, the whitest 90's movie ever made.

[@damianstarks3338]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 agreed the 90s my childhood.

[@Xayjohns]

They should have called it Cool as Fire, because it looks like a hot mess.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Truth 😂😂

[@Delboy0]

I have admit in the UK in the early 1990s as a kid Vanilla Ice was the biggest American rapper but when you get older read about the history of appropriation you kinda feel ashamed that you ever liked him. The sad thing is the appropriation continues today with British white soul singers. There are no longer any mainstream black soul singers in the UK any more, because of artist like Amy Winehouse, Adele, Sam Smith and Rag N Bone becoming big in America because white American loves black things with a white face. So now British record companies only look for white soul singers now. Also the weird thing about the UK is Public Enemy was the most popular hip-hop group for white people. Former Prime Minster David Cameron and toff said he was Public Enemy groupie.

[@Delboy0]

@The505Guys Jewish Europeans are mostly European, which is why they have white skin so they are white. Which is why you jewish people with Russian, English, German, Spanish and Italian surnames. Just because you have some sort of bigoted view where you don't want them to be white because they have a different religion, doesn't make it true. There is no way in hell you are going to convince me Timothee Chalamet, Scarlet Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Chelsea Handler, Chris Pine, and Ansel Elgort are not white because they are Jewish

[@mbulelobam7529]

This movie came out when I was moving schools . Vanilla Ice was the coolest thing in one school , and the lamest in the other. I did not profit from the move.😧

[@lindinle]

And rightfully so.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

These bad movie reviews are not complete without billy laughing his butt off

[@CLDJ227]

Or all three of them lol.

[@wickednikki1987]

My favorite...his and Martins laugh get me every time.

[@jimmyfaustjr6413]

He makes them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shenruss]

@@CLDJ227 Can you tell em beside Tammy and the T-rex the other one, please?

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Billy’s laugh put a big smile on my face

[@TheRegart]

Props to Korey giving a shoutout to the Beastie Boys! They're seriously underrated!

[@rob3791]

They aren't though? What are you talking about? They're considered to be Hip Hop legends.

[@joedent3323]

"License to iLL" turned Platinum; you wouldn't even turn Wood.

[@reveremecourtney718]

Billy and Martin laughing is the only type of contagious I want to catch.

[@SpiderandMosquito]

First the Nostalgia Critic, then Jontron, and now Double Toasted. What a day. WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!

[@kristalwiley3648]

I loved the nostalgia critic review of this movie 😂😂😂😂

[@Outlawgirl1297]

And Jaime French

[@98953812]

​@@kristalwiley3648"cause I'm icccccccce."

[@trolojolo6178]

Nobody going to mention the critic review of the king of bad movies reviewer "FanboyFlicks" himself? Who is Jon tron? Is he even funny?

[@deslennis7652]

The cinematographer for this film, Janusz Kamiński, won an oscar 3 years later for Schindler's List. This film is still a turd, but personally I think it's shot well.

[@lindinle]

Um sorry what?

[@michaelstrong5383]

Vanilla Ice crawled so that Eminem could run.

[@mjfedup6853]

Lies

[@mnmnnm586]

Wasn't Snow first, though.

[@KoTM25681]

@@mnmnnm586 Beastie Boys was first.

[@mnmnnm586]

@@KoTM25681 Thank you, I keep forgetting them because when I think of rap, I think of individuals. I don't know why, since most Indy rappers started in groups... Also, I was born in 2000, so more Indies than groups at my time were big.

[@grahamkristensen9301]

Vanilla Ice crawled so Tom MacDonald could fly.

[@ironfossil9963]

Billy's laugh is awesome, but Martin losing it can be a real treat as well.

[@kennethlopez6527]

Im 44 . Im an old head. I remember when this movie debuted. It sucked then and it sucks even worse now. Great job with the review. Some of the comments were hilarious. Ice was a complete buffoon but he was getting stupid paid. The industry really destroyed him. He was a caricature of himself after his hits. In fact, he tried to commit suicide several times because he felte so alone nad was so abused by the industry. By the time this movie debuted, his fame already was on the down swing. And, yes this film embodies everything that was cheesy abou the early 90s. OMG. I was in 8th grade when this dropped. Brings back fond memories. thanks for the trip down memory lane. "drop that zero. get w/ a hero" perhaps the worst movie line of all time.

[@tylongkicks8821]

I was in the 3rd or 4th grade at the time. I preferred Hammer way more than Vanilla Ice. Only thing Vanilla Ice I like was Ninja Turtles 2 since I was huge Turtles fan at the time.

[@sharonajodhia5586]

Nostalgia Critic has the Whiteometer out during his review. 😂

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

My dream came true!!! Cool as Ice Bad movie review 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. It was the absolute worst but it was so good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I remember being 14 my mom told me nope you will not be going to see that movie, so I waited for it to come out on VHS, when to my local video store to rent it 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️. I played it to the bone. The bad dialogue, the bad music I LOVE IT ALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@mihaivrabies2977]

It's my fav movie!

[@rqtek4god]

The film is called “Cool as Ice”, but is title says “Cold as Ice”.... 🤔🤔🤔🥶🥶

[@Gideon13397]

DT are known for their title mistakes for a while you should know by now.

[@Humphking]

26:42 Martin's laugh gives me joy

[@kristalwiley3648]

It's contagious... I love it too

[@Potatostarch300]

I think Jim Carey did an impersonation of him. Great stuff!

[@jamesoblivion]

I still struggle with the fact that one of the ugliest movies of the 90s was shot by the same man who shot Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.

[@NeighborSenpai]

Well we all have to start somewhere

[@DetroitAlan01]

This movie feels like an extended version of those old Sega and Sony commercials from the 90’s. It has the same kind of exaggerated characters and slightly improvisational tone. Like things were being made up as it went along based solely on how cool they thought it looked at the time. Also, the douche boyfriend was the original Siperboy from the 1988-1992 syndicated series.

[@dylansmith5206]

What the heck is Siperboy? Don't remember that show from the 90's.

[@rynellsimon1463]

Did you mean super boy

[@ToruKun1]

I snorted when Vanilla Ice ran away from feeding the horse a carrot and Korey was just like 😐😐😑😑

[@amurizon]

'91? No wonder I missed it. I was in 1st grade... and too busy watching Terminator 2 with my parents. 😍

[@DayPlayer_CB]

The 2 bad guys that come into town are part of another 90s trope: look-a-likes for Siskel and Ebert (reviewers from 'At the Movies').

[@michaelstrong5383]

So there are more movies with that trope? I thought the 1998 Godzilla movie was the only one.

[@platinumpenguin1]

The cinematography in that film has no business being that good.

[@ironturtle89]

But it was enough to get Kaminski noticed by Spielberg.

[@carlosmelendez8317]

You gotta give Vanilla Ice a little credit. He was a white guy who loved to dance and loved hip hop, was apparently threatened by a music producer tyrant, and hated by almost everyone. Still went on to have a successful career in home makeover series. The bad part about his image was he took it too far to being offensive

[@devonbenart8196]

You can’t argue with success.

[@ashiig6721]

I love when Billy is apart of the reviews

[@Shadoestar]

Vanilla Ice was the prototype Jake Paul.

[@robertparker6280]

Except Vanilla Ice has done more & better for society (especially after his music) than Jake Paul.

[@dylansmith5206]

@@robertparker6280 Give Vanilla Ice this. At Ice's brother didn't exploit someone's suicide for profit.

[@afterdinnercreations936]

This screams 1990, because Vanilla Ice immediately became a relic in 1991, but was still marketable. Can you imagine if they did the "cool guys move into the corny suburbs" movie with Kurt Cobain or Snoop Dogg?

[@ChattinBoxingWYB]

I guess Tekashi 6ixNine Brought that Psychedelic Style of Fashion Back That Vanilla Ice Used to Flaunt Bk in the 90s.

[@grayeighty8974]

Absolutely NOT... lil uzi young thug even trippie redd get more credit than that dork.

[@ChiGuy251]

those 90's white execs was in they bag with this one lol

[@archdeaconslag805]

19:32 California Raisin? In that lighting, his skin does look purple!

[@cremetangerine82]

I did appreciate that the cinematography to “Cool as Ice” was provided by Janusz Kaminski, two-time Academy Award winner!

[@michaelstrong5383]

So he went from this to Schindler's List and Spielberg's other movies. Well, to quote Kevin Smith, "In Hollywood, you just fail upwards."

[@cremetangerine82]

Michael Strong He’s an excellent DP, but no amount of lighting would make a Vanilla Ice cinematic vehicle good.

[@aadityabhattacharya]

He shot Schindler's list after this.

[@BWild523]

Well, you've got to start somewhere.

[@darwincity]

The check must have been juicy or Vanilla Ice had a harem of women on call to attract top talent.

[@grayeighty8974]

The "horse" thing was him attempting a NY accent 🗽lol

[@jamesoblivion]

The early 90s was when they went all out, trying to use up all that leftover cheese from the 80s.

[@resol1992]

Now that I'm old, movies like cool as ice makes me miss the 90s

[@Cytron1515]

I remember seeing this on it's opening day in the theaters. It was my mom, my friend, and I. Aside from us there's was this couple a few seats below us and group of friends a few rows from them. That was it. The rest of the theater was completely empty.

[@ervinpucchi6951]

Yup, Vanilla Ice dressed like a stand user for the majority of "Cool as Ice" does says a lot about his inspiration in Part 3 JoJo.

[@MsSphinx91]

My theory about the warehouse dance party cliché is that those are supposed to be raves, but nobody wanted to show drug use in a general audience movie.

[@SB992REBORN]

You mean in a Parental Guidance movie.

[@edgardaniels1402]

Just discovered this channel a few days ago and I’ve been binge watching! This is one is comedy gold though!! 🤣🤣

[@JerseyNYC83]

I found it a few months ago. Immediately I asked myself “Why didn’t I know about this sooner?” 😂

[@darksideofevil13]

They have an old series called Spill reviews from when they had a different site. It's a bunch of movie reviews with Corey, Leon and two others.

[@MazeDaGr8]

This wasn't even a movie, it's a very long music video

[@davidl570]

.......................and a bad one at that.

[@xXSupreme45Xx]

26:35 - 27:13 Took me out Lmao!

[@DaftSheep]

Honestly, if the movie was like the intro, this would be a hit.

[@snackers199]

Before the video started, I got the ad for "Portal from Facebook" and Under Pressure was playing in the background. Well played, KZbin.

[@bluray76]

Man I coulda heard a hour. I was hella laughing with this one. This was one of the best bad movie reviews.

[@JohnGalt916]

I'm so glad yall made this one. I love bad 90s movies

[@Elementa2006]

Seems that Vanilla Ice has been finding better success as a construction contractor than a rapper nowadays.

[@arnoldrivas4590]

The one good thing about this movie is the cinematographer’s career improved greatly afterwards.

[@Ichigoisfatal221]

"Under Pressure" Song was not by Vanilla Ice, it was written and sung by Queen and David Bowie before Vanilla Ice took the song and clammed it as his own. He was sued for stealing the song and was removed from his playlist but was kept in this movie for some reason. But Vanilla Ice did not write that song and had no rights to the song.

[@joedent3323]

Well duh.

[@jennaywilliams1024]

He dance like he's about to vogue down at the ballroom scene 😂 all the gays are amazed!!! You don't see those hands and wrists snapping away!?

[@dirgramsey6132]

Ice Ice Baby was the first rap song to reach 1 on the billboard top 100!

[@randomboi320]

21:07 I knew Billy was gonna loose it at the motorcycle fence clip 😂

[@mylittleangel112508]

I thought his clothes looked ridiculous back then.He was trying way to hard to be coo! (as ice) lo!

[@avace917]

The first Hip Hop act to win a Grammy was Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

[@lowkeyloki8832]

Please do Bones (2001) starring Snoop Dogg. lol

[@AriesVixxen]

Yes!🤣🤣🤣 That would be awesome if they reviewed it!

[@Xayjohns]

That's actually a really good idea

[@jimmyfaustjr6413]

Hell yeah

[@ishathompson8439]

They have already

[@ishathompson8439]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqjTXqN7ndyVqZY

[@EvansSt83]

Vanilla Ice was all 5 members of NKOTBwrapped in one person!

[@Thattgirl6789]

NKOTB weren't even tryna be black tho

[@rporche2600]

“Ima drop some funky lyrics” Jesus Christ lol

[@MEATS_]

This is the hardest I've seen martin laughed 🤣26:37

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

34:30 The gun doesn't even have bullets in it. That gun lacks bullet the same way those gangsters lack intimidation skills.

[@endplanets]

Its like Ice had accidentally stumbled into a time portal and can't return till he sets things right. That seriously what it feels like an early script was like. Makes more sense than him randomly getting lost in the desert and ditching his new girlfriend after saving their lives.

[@Nicoletta13]

Not trying to defend this movie at all. But you do realize they end up together at the end right??? He didn't ditch her

[@rockbusterproductions]

Admit it, you watch these to hear Billy laugh.

[@cwjohnson1356]

Ice got busted for saying he was from the hood that's what destroyed his career he was very talented but you can't lie to be accepted it will bite you in butt every time

[@AJ-WuzHere]

The guy is from the movie CB4, not soul plane lol

[@fangal12]

I was just about to comment that. He was the one obsessed with booty😅

[@jamesoblivion]

And Fear of a Black Hat. Deezer was in all the classic hip-hop parodies.

[@leatherface964]

I didn't realize how dope of a dancer Vanilla Ice was.

[@williamkennedy468]

Holy shit I'm glad I discovered this channel. I just found out about it.

[@manhammerar-15daclamslamme57]

Korey is my one of my new favorite youtubers thag I recently found, along with the rest of y'all from double toasted. 👍

[@lewjones3]

That was the same portly black lady singing on those songs lol.. look it up. Good Vibration, Everybody Dance Now, it's Raining Men, all the same lady

[@docvince1491]

Vanilla ice isn’t the lamest white rapper anymore. That honor belongs to Logic now.

[@icyhardaway7034]

Seeing Billy with that mustache, the only thing that comes to mind is “Ashtray Bitch”.

[@MaterialGworlKodi]

I watch this video daily to hear Billy and Martin laugh. This shit has me dying 😂😂😂😂😊

[@keno4770]

Vanilla Ice is truly a genre of his own.

[@mr.badass9442]

The Industry Plant genre

[@kiptelgat]

this was the first DT video I found, I was surprised returning to it and seeing billy with a mustache

[@kungfuhustle99]

Damn Corey is right his dancing wasn’t bad in the opening sequence

[@joshjones9749]

It might be a ridiculous statement but his moves actually reminded me of Chris Brown.

[@teacupolous]

Billy’s quaren-tee got me feelin some type of wayyyyy 🥰🥰🥰

[@JP47471]

"Drop that zero and get with the hero" Spolier: She does

[@KhayJayArt]

No she doesn't, she gets with Vanilla Ice. :p

[@wylon87]

I'm not going to lie, this is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. I watched this over The Room 100 times over.

[@Hannahbanana353]

That intro had me cackling 😂😂😂🤣

[@jonnydoey9435]

The next movie should be Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

...Dude.

[@jonnydoey9435]

It's a movie with a purpose.

[@michaelstrong5383]

On the one hand, I wouldn't want the guys going through that. But on the other hand, it would all be worth it just to see Billy's reaction.

[@jonnydoey9435]

So it's settled. Korey abd the crew will be reviewing Freddy Got Fingered soon.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Jonny Doey yeah,with a side-order of Deepfried FoodFight,son!

[@Lune525]

Okay that line when he said the guy is in her bed with his beetle juice shorts on made me almost pass out from laughing. That was such a win! :D

[@wickednikki1987]

“It’s one thing to steal from black culture but to go from door to door stealing individually?!” “Can I tell you about the good word..CULTURE APPROPRIATION!!!!!” Omg I had to rewind that a few times...I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂 It needs to be a GIF

[@sesfilmsllc]

42:03 It’s like that albino dude from the X files!

[@rowiequierez5920]

This movie is the purest definition of a celebrity's vanity project...

[@Venomfang100]

Vanilla Ice rolled up on LL Cool J and said "Your soul is mine!!!"

[@patrickcharles6983]

Out of all the times that nothing but trouble popped up, it never gets enough votes. Both the insanity and backstory behind it makes for a great discussion and a funny as hell review. hope they review it eventually. lol

[@JeonardShadby505]

Actually, I'm reviewing it tomorrow for Awfully Good Movies!

[@patrickcharles6983]

@@JeonardShadby505 nice! I'll check it out. the behind-the-scenes stories are more crazy than the movie itself. WB did Dan Aykroyd wrong back then. forget the Snyder cut of justice league, I want cartoonish violence and gory dark humor if the Aykroyd cut of nothing but trouble!

[@JeonardShadby505]

@@patrickcharles6983 Oh yeah, I go full depth into all that stuff. I genuinely hope the day comes that Aykroyd is persuaded to give us the director's cut, because that movie is a fascinating work from a fascinating comedian, whether you love or hate it.

[@patrickcharles6983]

@@JeonardShadby505 that would be amazing. They had the gore scenes filmed already. if Tammy and the T-rex got to release the gore cut, Nothing but trouble deserves that same chance, it probably even has a bigger cult following than Tammy and the T-rex