WILD WILD WEST BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@theanafront3746]

Though this movie is a hot mess, I am not ashamed to admit that the giant Tarantula is what inspired my love of robotics and made me want to be an Engineer when I was 8.

[@Darksky1001able]

Praise be to the Omnissiah.

[@randallbesch2424]

The best part of the movie and still looks good today.

[@dr_chocula]

This whole movie is like being in a parked car as it gets hot.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Nah Monkeybone was more like being torched with heat inside of a hot car.

[@MaryJaneKetchum]

That’s an amazing metaphor

[@captaintaco979]

Not wrong lol

[@willigagbob8243]

Reading this as I sit in my car at the laundry.

[@practicalpisces]

So, an oven? Some kind of solar oven?

[@baytate8612]

Turn to his girl and say "You know, Margot, it really ain't as bad as I thought"... Corey ain't right LOL

[@tajcee]

We all know Will smashed that lmao

[@RoodeMenon]

Im not sure if it's true but they did have chemistry on screen. That is rare in these confused days.

[@michaelsinger4638]

Can't fake that chemistry. ;)

[@jonathancue1584]

Corey nailed it🔨 with that joke. Damn good one corey LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicwinsteadart5330]

Wiping his tears away with hundred dollar bills in bed with his clown

[@OakViewFilms]

This movie might not be all that great, but it has 3 redeeming factors in my opinion: 1) That CATCHY theme song. 2) The women in this movie, especially Salma Hayek, are SMOKIN' HOT. 3) All the steampunk goodies, from the gadget filled train, to that 80 foot steampunk spider tank. As far as steampunk goes, this film did it right.

[@cocolime6496]

The steampunk alone redeemed the film for me. I don't care how bad it is!

[@prof.vonspooky4562]

Titty

[@PJVids83]

That theme song ain't nothin' but warmed over Stevie Wonder. Go listen to "I Wish".

[@OakViewFilms]

@@PJVids83 I have listened to it. Long before Smith made "Wild Wild West" as a matter of fact.

[@OpenMawProductions]

I'd agree on all counts. Though on the subject of Steampunk westerns... How many do we really have? How many theatrical big screen Steampunk movies are there? I'd love to hear/read some names, actually.

[@BHuang92]

To be honest, I think Keanu Reeves was perfect to play as Neo. He just fits in the role which I can't imagine Will Smith doing well in The Matrix.

[@chrism2887]

It makes me wonder if Will Smith would've been able to pull of the actions scenes and fight choreography as well as Keanu. Smith is a good action star but I'm not sure if he would've been a good martial arts star. It's interesting to think about it but I guess we'll never know.

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

Instead ‘woah’ we’d get a ‘woo hoo haha’

[@aaronsarchive82]

Will would have been mugging for the camera and it would have been a comedy. Will has the chops for serious acting, but based on the public persona he had at the time, he would have clashed with the movie's tone.

[@jwm1444]

@@chrism2887 yeah that's always been my thing, I think he could have handled the seriousness of The Matrix fine but I don't think he would have done the work that Keanu did in order to make the action scenes as memorable as they were. I have never seen him in an action role that requires that kind of commitment so I just can't picture it in my head.

[@brandonspain12345]

Still better than Sandra Bullock who was the alternative casting if Neo was a woman.

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

"He saved him from being cancelled." --Martin Thomas. Moments like this is why I love DT.

[@F.Hakeem89]

Will Smith's. Sad Face now replace the Micheal Jordan Crying Face.

[@HorseJoint]

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

[@PACKERMAN2077]

I've never realized how small his eyes were...

[@miguelcastaneda7236]

well finally

[@mirrr5156]

Nothing will ever replace the Jordan crying face

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

@@mirrr5156 don’t forget the Tyrese Gibson crying pic lol

[@Nasser851000]

I see now why Martin has the cowboy hat XD

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Well,he's looking pretty good in it though.

[@brianna9448]

This channel is so underrated that it should be a crime.

[@ryuoh6928]

I know, right?

[@kool-o4823]

that’s wtf I said, and I’ve been subscribed since 2016

[@ShutterSpeedGaming]

Facts!!

[@christophermichaelbaysidem5853]

I ain't gone lie. They give me nostalgia. And I agree and like they since of humor, but I think it's cause they kinda geeky about it. But honestly I enjoy watching them. They'll boom eventually forsure!

[@Nonehere2132]

Fax!!!!

[@SupaSayinSkitch]

22:34 Hahahaha!!!! "You may be black as night boy but thank God you're as long as day!" 😆😆😆 *my face hurts from laughing*

[@brandonrobinson529]

24:56 24:57 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 she has to pass out

[@speedyg2012]

Martin looks like he was an extra in Wild Wild West.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

He was an extra in the wild wild west and I'm not talking about the movie.

[@jmasters7515]

PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS what are you talking about than

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@jmasters7515 I'm talking about the period of time consisting from 1803 to 1861....

[@BloodylocksBathory]

At the very least, the music video. ;)

[@creed8712]

PAKTRA PRODUCTIONS thats almost as good as the Jurassic world review where Martin said “you know it’s the first time in a long while since...” and one of the guys said actual dinosaurs

[@JaxBlade]

Hey at least the Theme Song was a banger tho xD

[@MikeYasuke]

Straight. Up. Facts.

[@maymay5600]

meh

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

JaxBlade even adding Sisqo on the chorus of the theme song was the cherry on top.

[@joshjones9749]

Yeah, that Stevie Wonder is outta sight.

[@cammymc1982]

YES!!! Sisqo sang his ass off on the chorus.

[@BugsyFoga]

I'll admit this film is somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me , mostly cause I'm a sucker for all things Steampunk.

[@andim.8788]

I love it too

[@QRMŞYNQRAMA]

Not going to lie I always liked the mechanical stuff going on in the film

[@babyzorilla]

I do love my steampunk as well

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Don’t be ashamed dude. Everyone these days like to shit on films they lowkey like but are afraid to tell.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Guilty pleasure for me too. I hate how much I enjoy it.

[@Smokey1419]

I saw this in theatres and liked it. That was before I judged movies for being good or bad. It's not great, but I see why some people still like it.

[@NewGuy2534]

I’ll admit that this is a bad movie, but I love the western steampunk design. Will Smith is charismatic as hell. And a tank destroying confederate remnants is always fun.

[@rommix0]

"Will's been going through some hard times..." Just wait until 2022 hits. Oof.

[@dominiquejones3805]

U wrong 😆

[@dominiquejones3805]

Will is a slave again

[@rommix0]

@@dominiquejones3805 Technically yes. A slave in a oscar bait slavery movie that goes by Emancipation. What a way to go out eh?

[@jordandaniels1381]

Kevin Spacey as Lovelace...”You may be black as the night, but I like the darkness.”

[@michaelstrong5383]

This movie is the punchline to Kevin Smith's story about working with Jon Peters during the whole "Superman Lives" project. "And then all of a sudden...….a giant fucking spider shows up."

[@bruceleeds7988]

Yep yep

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

I’ll never forget the first time I heard Kevin tell story. Genuinely amazing

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@TheFallofTheEleventh It's the funniest behind-the-scenes story I've ever heard.

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Michael Strong didn’t the guy who Kevin spoke to constantly just bring him back into the office over and over to tell them that their Superman Script sucks? 🤣 and when he was considering doing it the executive was like oh Superman can’t fly or wear the costume and then something about having him fight a Polar Bear because “they’re the deadliest hunter in the animal kingdom” or some nonsense like that lol

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@TheFallofTheEleventh Yeah. And the execs were all like, "He likes you. You're getting another meeting with him. Did he bring up the spider?" And Kevin says "Yeah he did! Did he tell you guys that too?" "Every day with the fucking spider." So Korey isn't wrong about Jon Peters having a spider fetish. 😂

[@tber124]

I mean compared the bad movies today, It’s a pretty entertaining bad movie

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

RIGHT? I can still watch this today and still get a kick out of it, but I love bad movies.

[@gnewt75]

The thing that doesn't make sense in the grand scheme of this movie is a Confederate Southerner (all about slave labor) who hates the North and everything it represents (i.e. technology) builds the most complex machinery in the history of man to defeat the heroes. 🤨

[@cocolime6496]

Don't think too hard on it

[@lurkingposter]

Then you get more house slaves. Win win.

[@gnewt75]

lurkingposter what?!?

[@gnewt75]

Coco Lime maybe that's why the movie flopped.... No one put much thought into it.

[@TranslatedAssumption]

I am not sure the Confederacy was anti-technology, but it is certain that the Union had made many more advancements. I don't know where any resentment would come from as a result though.

[@johnlopez9014]

Does anyone remember the Wild Wild West shades that came in BK kids meal?

[@ahmeddemha]

Yep. I had both Jim West and Artemis Gordon shades.

[@thoarnejones6805]

I got the Jim West shades.😁

[@reeserichards9283]

Bruv! I had me a pair of them shades. You couldn't tell me a goddamn thing!

[@vonswayhendrix617]

john lopez that’s back then when happy meals was great asf with promo for movies

[@Xayjohns]

I had those joints. My cousin recently told me that he had accidentally broke 'em. I can't remember him doing that though.

[@GruvJizzle]

The Margot comment floored me 😂🤣😂🤣

[@cremetangerine82]

And maybe true. People saying that Jada was wrong are hypocrites.

[@jwm1444]

@@cremetangerine82 People weren't saying Jada was wrong because she fucked someone else, people were saying Jada was wrong because she fucked one of her sons friends, AND led him to think that it was more than a fling.

[@cremetangerine82]

@@jwm1444 Yes, her fling was poorly thought out, but I dislike how Jada is getting disproportionately demonized when it’s been an open secret that her and Will’s marriage may be an open arrangement.

[@jwm1444]

@@cremetangerine82 Poorly thought out is fucking a co-worker and they get too attached, poorly thought out is not fucking one of your sons friends who you have known since he was a child. Imagine how much shit Will would have gotten if it was the exact same situation but one of Willow's friends? I'm just saying, she's not the most evil woman on earth or anything but she definitely got off light.

[@cremetangerine82]

@@jwm1444 I’m not negating what Jada did was shitty, I just think that it’s really getting to the point where Jade is getting dragged through the mud where Will getting to look like he’s spotless in this whole ordeal.

[@mbulelobam7529]

I was a 17-year-old black geek in post-apartheid south africa. This movie took a lot from me. Hip hop, steampunk, Will Smith. All are suddenly being enjoyed by the same ppl who used to trash me for liking those 3 before.

[@Monkey_Boy9602]

I feel you. As a mixed teen in the Midwest during the 90s, I was always made fun of for my love of comics and Star Wars. Then the MCU happened, with Disney buying Lucasfilm a few years later. Everything about the fandoms changed. Comic-con was completely sanitized and made family friendly and fans of Disney's Star Wars seemed to enjoy it for the action and mystery boxes over an awesome story that adds to the overall lore. It's almost impossible for me to carry a conversation with new fans because we disagree on what makes these things good (or awful).

[@chrism2887]

Speaking of the song: does anybody remember when they performed this song live at the (I might be wrong about this) MTV Music/Movie Awards and they had Stevie Wonder come out with his keyboard towards the end and everybody was singing the hook? That crowd went nuts. Easily one of the coolest live performances ever done.

[@oaktownA]

Sure do! It was weird seeing Dru Hill without Woody with them.

[@kjo2130]

That was the AMAs I believe

[@alekesam]

Yeah that was lit. And Will, to his credit, did the whole thing without lip-synch. Anyone asking why that's a big deal it's because he also had the dance numbers to do along with the song requiring a crap-ton of high energy with no spot really to stop and catch his breath.

[@dominiquejones3805]

😂 u taking it back

[@sifatshams1113]

The creators of Smallville must've really taken that no costume-no flying rule to heart.

[@famousthaneus9810]

I’ve also heard that Tom Welling was keen on the no suit no flying thing too

[@DanielTorres-pw8il]

@@famousthaneus9810 Tom Welling is the whole reasom for that rule. It was the only way he would take the part. Thats what he never wore the suit, not even in the finale. He didn't want no part of wearing the suit

[@dominiquejones3805]

U cold

[@sifatshams1113]

Kevin Kline as Otto in A Fish Called Wanda is easily one of the greatest comedic performances of all time.

[@doctorthirteen5727]

Jonah Hex is another bad one in the sci-fi/western genre. So much potential and a waste of a good character.

[@expeditocolladojr5240]

At least it’s better then the Lone Ranger

[@babufits1584]

Way better than Cowboys vs Aliens.

[@proto245]

@@babufits1584 They liked CVA. So don't expect a review from that one. Lone Ranger does have a solid chance of being a BMR.

[@bruceleeds7988]

@@expeditocolladojr5240 it's not!

[@TheGodfather-bm3ow]

Megan fox tho

[@auggiedoggie4968]

I love Kevin Smith's recount of the behind the scenes of Wild Wild West.

[@brandynrivas591]

If I remember correctly doesn't that story end with the producer saying "You know why its going to work Kevin? Because we're from the streets"

[@dramonmaster222]

This movie was a hot mess but I loved the music video.

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

That song was really bad though lol

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@authorrobjohnson3178 for some reason elementary schools felt it necessary to play this when teaching square dancing during p.e.

[@fangal12]

Sisqo killed that ish

[@andremotivation6561]

I miss the days when Will had summer on lockdown with his movies..sidenote Salma Hayek was/is Incredibly hot in this film. Just as she's always been.

[@eduardomendes5220]

I remember watching this and she came out !!! Dude is that Salma H !!!!

[@TheSmily4ever]

thats why she got the role

[@Justmyhandle]

I saw a man in a wheelchair with his bottom half missing only once, as a young child when my mom and I were in a store or the mall (if I remember right). I didn't stare, but couldn't help taking multiple glances like "Whoa, I didn't know that was possible."

[@leob4403]

There's a KZbinr Loren Schauer that has bottom half missing, but he's also amputated his right arm. A forklift crushed him

[@CornishCreamtea07]

I saw this recently, and really didn't think it was as bad as I had heard. 90s Will Smith improves it a lot and Kenneth Branaghs over the top performance is also great to see. It could just be that it stuck to me because it felt familiar and comfy, given the very 90s vides it gives me.

[@Lauren_210]

Funny that both Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branagh both co-star in this movie given that the following year, they would co-star again in The Road to El Dorado as Tulio and Miguel. 😁

[@JamieSwitzer]

This shows up in my recommendations for today, I wonder why.

[@Xander_P.G.K]

21:11 I laughed harder at that part more than I should 😂

[@HBarnill]

Kids paid to see this so they could sneak into the South Park movie.

[@cammymc1982]

TRUE!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@TranslatedAssumption]

Cartman is a huge fan of Wild Wild West, see episode Cat Orgy.

[@Gears_Starting]

This may sound odd, but I could see William Valle play the main villain if they made a remake of this movie.

[@Thewingkongexchange]

Will Valle could be the villain in most things.

[@TimeMakerMan]

Yep Sammy Gonzales would love it.

[@F.Hakeem89]

Fun Fact Warner Bros co-distrube South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut

[@michaelstrong5383]

And it was released around the same week as this.

[@Cnoble59]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone speculated that their movie helped the sales for Wild Wild West, that kids were buying tickets and then sneaking into see their movie.

[@ballisticmonkey999]

I've been waiting years to hear these guys' take on the legendary Wild Wild West

[@WhyteLis21]

Wild Wild West was basically the prequel to Men in Black before the aliens show up. 😄

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

Notice how both movies Will Smith has a character that starts with J.

[@WhyteLis21]

@@patrickrobinsob1464 😄👍

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

I remember seeing this film back in July of 1999 in theaters with my parents, sister, and cousin. And I have to tell you this movie was awesome. The theme song, Burger King toys, Toys R’ Us & Wal-Mart action figures were great to me. This is one of my top 5 favorite Will Smith films of all time. And Martin, you really wore that cowboy hat for this review. 😂😂

[@dr_chocula]

A chef’s kiss to those Burger King shades.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Kam BIG FACTS

[@condorgaming4000]

Fun Fact: Will Smith Turned down the role to play Neo in the Matrix to make Wild Wild West. He thought the Matrix would bomb hard after hearing the pitch meeting lol

[@antthomas7916]

I'm kind of glad he turned it down. I love Will Smith but he wouldn't have made a good Neo, at all. It would have fucked the whole series up.

[@condorgaming4000]

@@antthomas7916 It all Worked out and became Keanu Reeves most Iconic Role. They were gonna have Val Kilmer Play Morpheus too lol

[@condorgaming4000]

@Brandon Brooks I thought the second movie had the best fights so I like that one too. The third one was just eh.

[@beplatinum2014]

Now Sophia Stewart owns the copyrights to all Matrix movies....

[@authorrobjohnson3178]

@@beplatinum2014 they have that new Matrix movie dropping, so I guess we'll see how that works.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

I remember this was the first bomb for Will Smith 4th of July streak. The song was a hit!!

[@michaelstrong5383]

If only the movie was a great as that song.

[@darrelljones3965]

Lmaoo only reason i went to go see it

[@MikeFelix1805]

Maybe this movie was an excuse for the Wild Wild West song. 😂

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

Michael Strong I know right 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@thickbrownlegs1859]

darrell Jones 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me too what Kool Moe Dee and Dru Hill.

[@kevinnevada5342]

People always forget the guy who directed this also directed Men in black..Big Willie styles was kinda obligated to do this...plus we all know Keanu was destined to be neo...The universe never meant for Big Willie Styles to be Neo

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

Also Smith was a fan of the show this was based on.

[@kevinnevada5342]

@@patrickrobinsob1464 what show?

[@Michael-vn4hs]

I am happy he turned down the matrix. Cause he would have ruined the movie. Keanu Reeves was and still is the best choice for Neo

[@h8sbgone]

Thumbs up for one of these movies for the next Bad Review... Juwanna Mann Little Man White Chicks

[@ralphwiggum1982]

Juwanna Mann definitely horrible jokes unknown unfunny comic who somehow got a staring role in that film so much to talk about with it

[@YoungNuk13]

Juwanna Mann for sure

[@Xayjohns]

I requested Juwanna Mann a while back, but any of these would be good. And B.A.P.S. too.

[@kingkammo6139]

All three!! Tbh im stuck between little man and white chicks

[@h8sbgone]

Little man might be the worst one but I like to see Juwanna mann or white chicks reviewed cause I think theres more material to make fun of there

[@JinxSanity]

Remember when Sammy reviewed this and gave this a passing score because "y'all my childhood! And love the songs!" and then Korey broke into the recording to scream at him like a angry dad? Yeah we are not missing much with Sammy gone especially since he gave other better movies (AVP, Deep Blue Sea) insulting low scores or even stuff like Jaws a low rating cause "I seen this parody so much I can't take it seriously anymore!". Sammy truly didn't know shit.

[@michaelstrong5383]

I don't usually berate people for their movie opinions (I consider Titanic to be one of the most overrated movies I've ever seen, so I shouldn't talk), but to rate this higher than Jaws?? I don't blame Korey for yelling at him for that, I would have done the same too.

[@theanafront3746]

Oh, hush. Guilty pleasures are just that: things we love, even though they might be trash.

[@shade3887]

Whos Sammy and what happened to him??

[@theanafront3746]

@@shade3887 Sammy was a former member of DT who made the "Sammy Hasnt Seen Sh*t" segments on the show, where he would look back and in-depth review nostalgic classics that he'd literally never seen before. He moved on to do other things about a year ago. :) Personally, I really liked the guy, I think he was pretty cool and always lovely to talk to.

[@dontrailtyson8405]

I loved this movie and im not ashamed to say it.....no matter how bad it actually is

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

No one should be ashamed for liking it. It’s a bad movie, but in a fun way.

[@tajcee]

Damn, ‘99 really was a great year for film! Fight Club, American Beauty, The Matrix... Wild Wild West was definitely not one of them.

[@anubusx]

The Sixth Sense, The Mummy and The Blair Witch Project.

[@tajcee]

The Jazz King I almost forgot about those as well, good looking out!

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Taj Campbell don’t forget about Toy Story 2.

[@tajcee]

RalphJr2020 Gotta have Toy Story on that list, too!

[@michaelstrong5383]

And The Iron Giant, which is one of my favorite movies of all time. And yet, Warner Bros gave more of a crap about Wild Wild West's marketing than Iron Giant's.

[@ketienne1021]

In that producers defense, smallville had a suitless Superman that couldn't fly for most of the show, and it worked.

[@JohnnyZenith]

Because it's s very protracted origin story. Context is everything.

[@bruceleeds7988]

The Original Superman could not actually fly, hence the phrase "leap tall buildings in a single bound". Actual flight came later

[@mahoutsuguy863]

YESSSSSSSSS. Im so excited. Please review Juwanna Mann eventually. Korey was great in that movie.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

They should review Juwanna Mann next year around the time when Space Jam 2 comes out either in theaters/VOD.

[@donstarlancer]

2 yrs later, Will Smith having seen better times still holds up.

[@adamlemus7585]

17 year old me hated this movie when it came out. I remember walking out of the theater with my girlfriend, we went to dinner then drove her back home an hour away. Not once did either one of us mention the movie.

[@jeremyblackwater439]

😂 😂 😂

[@WillTheGreatest]

With Wild Wild West being one of my personal gulty pleasures I must say Will Smith is SO charming he's the only black man to have talked his way out of a mob lynching

[@justinriley]

You'd think the star and director of Men In Black plus an awesome music video (just like Men In Black) would have made for an instant hit, right? Apparently not.

[@MikeFelix1805]

The music video was awesome so thats a plus I guess 😂

[@christopherrichards2350]

I'm a big fan of Men In Black. That movie inspired me to become a filmmaker

[@alekesam]

I've said for years if the movie was like the music video it would've been infinitely better.

[@ahmeddemha]

If only the script was good and Jon Peters was not involved.

[@ArtofLunatik]

Lmao its funny the most memorable part of this movie was seeing Selmas Ass.

[@marquislandry9258]

This a bad movie but it’s still one of my favorite movies as a kid lol 😂 I’m from ‘98

[@felipelovecraft1767]

Damn Billy lost it when Korey screamed the n word as a death scream, funny reaction lol. Damn, no ass scene lol.

[@jansenart0]

That Kevin Smith story was AMAZING. So glad you guys added it!

[@babyGHOULLL]

You forgot to add that this movie is also somewhat responsible for breaking up Maryland’s finest R&B group, Dru Hill 😩

[@robertmiller7721]

Good job guys tearing this movie a new hole. It was nasty bad. What Hollywood doesn’t remember is that these 60’s and 70’s shows that they are remaking barely had plot for their 50 minutes of show. They had to have Conrad get into lots of bar fights as the show got deeper into the 60’s. It was cheaper to produce and they didn’t need storylines. Remember too that Wild Wild West had two reunion shows in 1979 and 1980 that were pretty weak on action. There just isn’t enough to do for an hr and a half movie. Putting the leads into women’s clothes and have Smith trade racial and physical slurs with Loveless isn’t an interesting story to watch. Can’t wait for the sequel. 😂

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

The show was just James Bond in the west. All the movie had to do was just be a bond movie, but in the west. Couldn’t have been that hard. Apparently Tom Cruise was actually supposed to play West in an earlier version of the movie where it was actually serious. He went on to do Mission Impossible instead lol.

[@Falcovsleon21]

Legendary for it's terribleness? C'mon that's harsh. I mean it was a dumb movie but there's so much worse out there that deserves that description.

[@GetDaCookie]

I liked Wild Wild West. I don't care what y'all say lol. I don't think he should've done this over The Matrix though. Missed opportunity.

[@bruceleeds7988]

No Keanu in Matrix, no John Wick. Life has turned out the way It was post to be!

[@anubusx]

Imagine Will Smith played John Wick.

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

The Jazz King so that’s it. I’m some kind of John Wick.

[@GetDaCookie]

@@anubusx I think he would've been just as good in John Wick. Only if they kept it mostly the same though. The action is what makes John Wick

[@hansmaestre6271]

I legitimately tried watching/listening to this review at work with my earphones on, and I couldn't even get past the first 10 seconds, I had to try my hardest to hold in my laughter. these guys have become my favorite reviewers. check out their Speed 2 and Mortal Kombat 2 reviews, you're going to laugh your a$$ off

[@BrontoSmilodon1]

I think people never consider this movie as a reason why Will smith didn't do Django Unchained, can't potentially go through another western again.

[@samuelwetz8378]

Fun fact about Jon Peters. He edited the trailer for the First Tim Burton Batman movie. And it shows cause there ain’t no music in it 🤣

[@Diispaceyone]

The producer must of loved Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Perfect timing with depressed Will Smith

[@b1mw93]

Go outside and play.

[@davidgeldner2167]

Kenneth Branagh is a legend in the Shakespearean theater scene and he deserves all the praise.

[@UnderTheBridge96]

If Will thought things were bad then, just wait till 2022...

[@jansenart0]

Hemicorporectomy means "cutting off half the body". Some doctors are opposed to the idea on principle (of quality of life of the patient). It's a controversial topic in the medical community every time we go to war.

[@leob4403]

I don't see why they would opposed since doctors love to lower the quality of life for their patients

[@lvstefox3093]

Y'all need to review Disney's Holes

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

Lvste Fox Hell yeah. That’s a cult classic. 💯

[@michaelstrong5383]

That's a childhood classic to me.

[@qthegreat5278]

That’s not a bad movie tho but I would love to see that review

[@bruceleeds7988]

No homo though

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

I've read the book, and I liked it. I need to see what the movie is like compared to it.

[@grahamharper8114]

Yeah, but Salma Hayek was super fine in this movie.

[@leob4403]

Bai Ling was better

[@breedlove94]

"He talked his way into the industry" Well, I mean being married to Barbara Steisand helped

[@bludhuuntr4946]

To be honest, if the movie were re-written and had a.....not batshit crazy producer, it would be a pretty good movie and story. Especially for the racial aspects that they sadly dont go into in the movie would be really good for whats happening in the world today.

[@Wanderer042]

I will make a unpopular confession here. But this movie is a guilty pleasure for me. Poor Kevin Kline ( Who went on to do countless voice acting gigs such a bob's burgers, and other good movies) and Kenneth Branagh (who went on to do Murder on the Orient Express), they both tried so hard to salvage this movie. Smith was doing is usual mannerisms, pure ham and cheese. It was so bad its good territory, it goes along with the Room. Kenneth Branagh chewed scenery as Dr. Loveless, and stole every scene he was in. He was hamming it up and looked like he was having fun with the character. I felt it was a prelude to Hercule Poirot, Kenneth likes playing quirky and goofy characters. Kevin Kline played a good aloof genius Artemus Gordon.

[@juliewaid860]

Something is wrong with me. When you started joking about the "Marvin Acme origin story" I actually wanted to see that.

[@aaronsarchive82]

I would pay good money to see that!

[@kyresefleming983]

I'm glad it worked out the way it did cuz Fishburne wouldn't have been Morphious Val Kilmer would've been & I can't see the characters having the same impact

[@patrickrobinsob1464]

Val Kilmer would have made a terrible Morpheus. He’s a great actor, but he needed to stay away from stuff like Batman. Thank goodness he ended up not playing Morpheus.

[@jordannetwork9046]

I love this movie even if it's trash 😂

[@MightMouse2174]

The movie isn't that bad trash is exaggerating just a bit now if you said After Earth......

[@Ironbat92]

This movie is one of my guilty pleasures. It's bad, but hey, I grew up watching it as a kid.

[@whyyoutrippindeebo3514]

22:52 “While the rumor may be true” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherrichards2350]

I had nothing against Wild Wild West. I thought Will Smith looks cool as a Western cowboy hero. Wild Wild West is like the western version of Men In Black. I saw this movie when I was a kid.

[@MsSphinx91]

Everytime Korey says, "John Peters..." I want him to say, "you know... The farmer."

[@JustinSimpson]

28:32 I’m glad I didn’t just imagine that, they did truly show that in a PG-13 rated movie. Not complaining, but wow!

[@mewtwo3291]

Martain looks like he about to take his horse to the old town road.

[@Tacom4ster]

There was a cool cosplay at a local convention I was at with Loveless and that steampunk wheelchair

[@Knight622ny]

17:09 watching this review in 2022. Will had a feeling he was going to slap someone else years later

[@gregorylee1395]

I came back to this review specifically looking for this comment. Thank you.

[@MichelleAlexandria-EM]

Not gonna lie, I like this movie. I like the over the top cheesiness

[@cocolime6496]

Same. Embrace the silliness!

[@chanelhenderson8460]

Lol I love Wild Wild West😂😂😂😂 yall got me screaming laughing. Absolutely loved Kenneth Branaugh as Loveless

[@dominiquejones3805]

Mr West😄 havent seen u n coons age

[@1080TJ]

Imagine Jon Peters watching Enemy. "Hmm, interesting plot, great performance by Jake Gyllenha- HOLY SHIT YES"

[@JohnnyZenith]

They'd carry him out on a stretcher with Arachnophobia.

[@DanielTorres-pw8il]

JOYGASM!

[@Thewingkongexchange]

25:05 - "TELL SOME JOKES!" (Martin Thomas)

[@Bajanqtay2012]

I used to watch this movie so much as a kid. Maybe I remember it being good because of the song. Loved that song

[@thomasbaron5367]

21:14 I just spit my drink all over myself! LOL 😂

[@emmanuelsilvera8032]

I remember going to see this in theaters with my Mom when I was younger. I didnt hate it then, and I dont hate it now, but I can admit its not very good. Its definitely more of a guilty pleasure tbh

[@sergiolobato1798]

In the TV show version, of the Wild Wild West, the character villain Miguelito Loveless was a dwarf played by actor Michael Dunn.

[@jaminglasscox]

they just destroyed my childhood. i always wondered about all them damn spiders. "the south gone rise again but he has no legs" im dead now.

[@jeffphillips1832]

The first Segwey was a steam powered unicycle and "spiders be livin in the cake house" are just two of the many mysteries in this movie. The inexplicable steampunk, dildo tank broke me tho.

[@ReadLoveListen]

The best thing about the Wild Wild West is the theme song with Will, Sisqo & Dru Hill. As a kid, I loved this movie and I still like this movie.LOL I do wonder what would have happened if Will was Neo. We will never know.

[@Justmyhandle]

I personally had fun with Wild Wild West. I fully acknowledge how hilariously poorly done it is and how badly it's aged, I don't defend it by any means. But it's still fun for me as a guilty pleasure, and I actually enjoyed the "Wild Wild West" rap. Sue me. 🤷

[@leob4403]

I'd rather watch wild wild west again than the Matrix to be honest, both are dated, but at least wild wild west had some interesting visuals and set pieces and some hot women too

[@ZBVLN]

Martin and his hat is everything lol 🤠