cool dino games (weird itch.io games) - Complete Series

[@PurposelessRabbitholes]

1:12:09 Zach's heartwrenching performance accompanied by Chris' wheezing laughs made my day

[@wolfmark]

Funny running into you here.

[@taylororourke2525]

Well well, who’s there. 😏

[@noahking9996]

Zach is by far the most positive about every game. Gives each one a fair shot.

[@Corkoth55]

You could say that he's a pissed off, but rational gamer

[@KokkoroKai]

Oney is the opposite lmao. But I love him

[@MrTrevor4140]

His commentary on Mildors’ Plume was pretty unsubstantiated tbh

[@thetruedrryuk7825]

Thats because Zach is the strongest gamer as seen on the jontron gamejam

[@Frozen_frog]

"I like game" - Zach Hadel

[@ElliotEel]

I love how wholesome the Dinosaur Savers segment was

[@Shmandalf]

I'm surprised they didn't notice the file folder names in the background. "He thinks you're gay," "Is Mayonnaise an Instrument" and "Firmly Grasp it" stood out.

[@evbev4708]

@@Shmandalf they did

[@friedbaloniTV]

It feels like something Chris Chan would make if he never heard of Sonic and didn’t post his entire personal life online

[@Evan858]

Lyle's deadpan "There he goes" when the dinosaur in the first game floats over you still kills me every time

[@NotOnLand]

The phrase "rustles your prolapse" never fails to make me both cringe and cackle with laughter

[@sarahmewmews]

12:43

[@maggs131]

It's very sensitive to kisses and tickling

[@furryfucker420]

@@maggs131 :3c

[@OhHeBustin]

I really doubt that

[@thisguy5582]

​9

[@RoachDogg_JR]

Shoutout to the Dimetrosaur guy for putting an Oneyplays easter egg in his other game. WORM ODYSSEY!!!

[@GeneralConobi]

imagine being the 15 year old that made that dinosaur/Metal Gear game and getting a 10/10 from Oney plays

[@TheHortoman]

From me too tbh

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

"Oh no" *closeup and pans across the diaper* Lyle's time on the internet has tempered his insight and expectations.

[@Thegoatone23]

When

[@koda_dawgg]

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[@jellyfishfingernail]

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[@nathanh8469]

18:37 And naturally upon discovering his character has articulated lips/jaws, Chris makes it sync to his classic room temperature IQ laugh

[@sants2674]

Chris’s laugh is room temp not because its low but because it makes me feel warm

[@superscaryguy01]

I...LOVE...O BA MA CARE

[@ILiveforSorcery]

@@superscaryguy01 obama care doesn't work! he's the real villain! -plankton

[@uncledoctor6920]

58:23 I only now realized that that painting behind Tyrano Dragon is Captain Rex from Star Wars drawn as a dragon. This game's lore is rich.

[@sagevoyage]

It looked more like Fives to me

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@sagevoyage if you're gonna gank my thank I'm gonna go spank my mank. Had enough of your jank mister Hank, might as well have gave me a shank with how my heart sank. Gonna self yank so I dont feel so dank, in other words have a wank while driving a tank.

[@Sum67]

That game’s grammar arguably needs to improve, in my opinion

[@floga10]

58:53 I love how Zach made it sound so passive aggressive

[@siluriantides]

I too want a sequel to Dinosaur Savers. They are the best when they do role play bits and Zach really pours his heart into it.

[@jackson5360]

Maybe I’m a weirdo but I put these compilations on when I sleep. Hearing these entertaining little characters makes me feel cozy at night.

[@KingNoctisLucis]

I do too, I like to have Zach serenade me as I sleep so I can see his nose in my dreams :)

[@bizarreleftovers7333]

Ayoo same here with many gameplay videos, it's oddly comforting-

[@imthecourtjester]

Its like chilling in your big bros room while he plays games with his friends as you fall asleep

[@GinoGualtieri]

I see a large goblin nose, i click play it’s that simple

[@DoctorTillinghast]

Scientists hate him

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Grow your goblin nose with this ONE TRICK

[@deftones4569]

No game tops dime-tro-saur ... I don’t care that they found out the real pronunciation is di-metro-saur ... dime-tro-saur is way better

[@pentelegomenon1175]

It's a made up word anyway, it might as well be dime-trosaur.

[@deftones4569]

@@pentelegomenon1175 true indeed

[@ctshaffer1999]

It’s a reference to Dimetrodon which, ironically, wasn’t a dinosaur at all but rather a proto-mammal. The name Dimetrodon means “two measures of teeth” in reference to the animal’s varying tooth sizes. Translated literally, the name Dimetrosaur would mean “two measures of lizard” or “two measures of reptile”.

[@PALACIO254]

The dude who made it is on KZbin as grade9games he's great

[@TheHortoman]

​@@ctshaffer1999 its funny the dimetrosaur is just a spinosaurus. Like surez if dimetroson were a dinosaur i suppose it would be a spinosaurus

[@heretics_archive]

11:18 and here we see Lyle correctly guessing the future as he has done 1000 times in the past

[@kamikazesopp]

Well duh. He's got the orb.

[@jeffrydapig1087]

He was in the primordial froth with his iconic one eye for a reason after all.

[@noises4978]

everyone dies

[@Not_Slim_Shady]

Finally, all of them in one place

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

The peace has been restored to the universe

[@Losing-it.]

In oney place*

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

What

[@notinspectorgadget]

that's what hitler said

[@mindlessyoutubeuser6435]

Lol

[@E_o_D]

28:40 The beautiful music that plays inside Lyle’s head 24/7

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

"I don't like your tone". "He think you're gay". "Firmly grasp it".

[@rustyshackleford6633]

"MMM Chessy"

[@sandconsumer7236]

I love how at 12:50 you can hear Zach charging up a squeal for a solid 2 seconds beforehand

[@julianmiranda3475]

16:50 "in your hot air balleen - hot air balloon." "hol-air - hotairballeen" I love how zach jumbles his syllables as he's trying to mock chris for doing the exact thing

[@tostsoup]

jaxxy that’s like a cool epic freaking dino

[@juice2375]

Sad thing that tomar had to release her into the wild after use bit off the head of a child

[@nathanswag1006]

@@juice2375 she ate my wife :(

[@youcarrytakeabath727]

@@nathanswag1006 ate wife, hate life

[@PhantoMace2012]

Funnee/Notable Moments 2:20 Zach dropping "quasi-rappogenius" so thoughtlessly makes me believe he is well-versed in fictitious art forms 4:55 peppa pig game critic 6:00 first dino encounter 6:35 another instance of “I’m not scared” 6:50 this is how they went extinct *ragdolls 10:10 bad idea, Lyle 10:27 Lyle hates nature 12:31 gee thanks dad 12:50 Zach’s screeches are always a true joy 15:27 the whiplash from that quality of game to THAT quality of game 18:30 probably the most fun games they played in this series 24:20 THERE HE IS!!! 27:20 History is made: DIMETROSAUR 32:20 I love how the praise for this game never stops 36:20 I love how Lyle is cultured enough to know Yo Yo Ma, and Zach being a... different kind of cultured to think of the Yo Mama channel 38:30 Lyle's obsession with saying "most foul" 39:00 I love Lyle's Morgan Freeman (the shmoo) 40:00 Im not afraid anymore (again) 40:42 PEAK CUTSCENE 42:40 Epic conclusion 48:15 game theory impressions (as always, Lyle nails it) 49:52 Superior editing skills 51:45 THE REASON FOR THE END OF DING DONG AND JULIAN 54:55 Zach watches CNN / Old lady poops her pants hahahaha 56:33 I love how Owner of a Lonely Heart becomes Dont Stop Believin 57:05 sure was... an experience. But the boys' genuine laughter at such a trainwreck was fun.

[@PhantoMace2012]

12:50 Zach’s screeches are always a true joy

[@DonkeyKongJr]

Unless I'm sleeping and it wakes me up

[@RealNyanax]

I sleep listening to oneyplays through headphones and 32:55 always wakes me up making me think someone is actually at my door.

[@szwhifler1248]

Going through a rough time, these really help out with getting myself to laugh again and feel less shitty. Thanks man, it's always been real

[@rjunxi]

Take care :^) Reach out to somebody if you need to.

[@szwhifler1248]

@@rjunxi thanks bro i appreciate it :,) I started seeing a therapist, always gotta remember to save a spot for self care

[@chubbygangsta]

Going through the same man, ive been through hell and high tide this year. But these funny bois haven’t ceased from making me smile and laugh, love from a random KZbin user to another, hope you get better :)

[@lupomagnotto8306]

@@szwhifler1248 one love internet brethren ❤️

[@notjums]

take care comrades :) we'll get through this together

[@Locust13]

I agree with Chris about how games like Dimetrosaur have a very neat/cozy feel to them

[@PhantoMace2012]

Strangely true

[@bigboji4803]

“Sean Connery dies?” The eff Lyle

[@harmlesshawk1794]

Lyle killed Sean Connery. Who's he going after next?

[@Optimustully]

@@harmlesshawk1794 Tomar. He's always wanted the Emeralds.

[@missoli]

i was just going to comment that kjghdughkj

[@kenwynnelson6340]

@@Optimustully i saw hawk and to in your reply and my brain auto-corrected to Tony Hawk. Lyle's already hot on his trail by now.

[@Optimustully]

@@kenwynnelson6340 I know Lyle is unstoppable once he's got the scent, but shouldn't we try and protect Tony Hawk?

[@MASTERLINKX1]

I love when Chris points out nice little things about these games it's so sweet and encouraging 😭

[@Thegoatone23]

You mean Zach not chris

[@vernalriotautumnbrum2766]

The geneuine kindness and support for artists is so refreshing thank you for being real

[@ojtoons2788]

13:28 Zach best subtle family guy joke

[@boredwarlock5216]

12:50 Zach screams "LET ME IN!!!" 41:07 arabian music

[@bicholouco1281]

12:14 12:19 12:29 Zach has caught the "dino island cough" I am very concerned for his well being and health

[@byHexted]

Chris is gonna be sad when he realizes that old people aren’t just shitting anywhere bc they don’t care and are happy, it’s bc they’re bodies don’t work anymore

[@donet0death240]

They also don’t care and are happy 😃

[@stickyhands8111]

I love that majestic pterozachtyl in the thumbnail. Truly one of the most beautiful creatures in existence.

[@Bli757]

Omg I'm dying with Zach just putting everything into the tyrano dragon pleasing with cyborg dragon 😭 and lyles always bringing the evil villain vo perfectly

[@superchroma]

You know when Lyle goes "...oh no" that it's going to be a good video.

[@ctshaffer1999]

Actual paleontologist here: The name “Dimetrosaur” (probably pronounced die-met-ro-saur) is most likely a reference to Dimetrodon, a synapsid (ancestor to mammals) that had a sail on its back similar to the dinosaur in the game (which is clearly based on Spinosaurus). I should also mention that the “flying dinosaurs” aren’t actually dinosaurs at all. They’re pterosaurs, which shared a common ancestor with dinosaurs but weren’t dinosaurs themselves.

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

Yeah, you dweeb.

[@MisterMoe0391]

Informative.

[@Teohoho]

Good to see other members of academia watch the funny little boys ^^

[@CanadianVampireProd]

Thank you for appeasing my paleotism after watching this video

[@blumberde8726]

Dink

[@orbestcheval3537]

We love you, Cyborg Dragon.

[@Wolfstar26]

lyle’s hysterical giggle when sky dragon appears is my favourite lylism. he also laughs like that at sims spoony

[@reeetawd]

I didnt realize how much i liked lower quality animated Dinosaurs

[@fruitcakedog1997]

Hope everybody had a boy on this wonderful National Puskinti Day.

[@JabrinkTheStink]

Govg

[@JabrinkTheStink]

Govg

[@rambact5769]

@@JabrinkTheStink feel that sister

[@phantompop3192]

I missed it 😩

[@mothvile]

Paskinti day didn't happen 9 months ago

[@TrashyBashy]

You guys should try to get your hands on Dino Stalker for the PS2

[@nnneeewwwttt7325]

You mean Dino Odyssey for the PS1? Get your facts straight dude.

[@nnneeewwwttt7325]

@@jayryder9406 I was making a Worm Odyssey reference you impotent dilbert

[@statingfakts2156]

"dinosaurs savers" and it's about dragons

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I just clicked off a oney plays video to watch an oney plays video

[@tunethederg7638]

Ah, that's how to know your an alpha gamer.

[@stickyhands8111]

Me too bro. I was right in the middle of the spooky's mansion complete series vid.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

​@@stickyhands8111hahaha. Funny thing is, after seeing this vid again, I have absolutely no recollection of it lmao. The dinosaurs are throwing me off

[@crackedemerald4930]

30:57 i love the obscene difference between his legs from the front and back.

[@BirmadeBan]

Now THIS, is what we've been waiting for

[@exzyyd392]

Happy puhskinti day everyone!

[@RaptorCakes]

7:20 you guys have GOT to play Trespasser on the channel. This game is basically a Indy remake or spiritual successor to it. And yes, Zack, the dinosaurs have ragdoll in it too

[@averagedoc3633]

The detail that the user logged in when the were downloading Untitled Dinosaur Game was named Chringus is severely under-appreciated

[@amberquartz9468]

Why was that last game genuinely really good and well thought out omg

[@deftones4569]

Yesss ... just what I needed to ease my crippling depression .. Dino games ... it never fails .. anything Dino related makes me think twice about ending it

[@TheSeanpatrickobrien]

I used to have a dino pillow, loved that pillow

[@deftones4569]

@@TheSeanpatrickobrien ahh .. the good old days ... r.I.p Dino pillow

[@ryanarchuleta2913]

MERRY PUSHKINTI MY FRIEND.

[@jackmanthe4th]

1 year ago, when I started watching Oneyplays I saw this video. When they played Dimetrosaur I thought them reading the dialogue was actually the game and I was confused to say the least.

[@SamI-ne9fh]

6:07 I completely missed this ATHF reference in the non-compilation version... Thanks Chris.

[@Banz_24]

Fun fact:more cool dino games was the first oneyplays video i ever seen

[@lilystorme9211]

glad to have u as one of us

[@Banz_24]

@@lilystorme9211 thanks

[@CloudBlitzer]

You may be a recent addition to the fandom, but you are welcome nonetheless

[@moistfarticles6211]

Fresh meat

[@SilverlineXZero]

My first video of Oney plays was the one with DD, Julian and Matt playing the Inspector Gadget game, I found it because I was looking for the Brown Bricks in Minecrap video.

[@cactus_pot]

Dinosaur Savers was unironically freakin awesome

[@JaxontheOkay]

36:40 i hate lyle's extensive knowledge of modern yo mama

[@RickyRiceB]

That thumbnail is one of the more unsettling powerful drawings Chris has done in a while

[@donet0death240]

It wasn’t done by Chris I think they commission a lot of the thumbnails to help artistssss

[@nolanorolano]

Game Theory: Tyrano Dragon is actually a clone of the now deformed Cyborg Dragon.

[@rivalrevival1597]

This is the earliest I've ever been to a video. Weird place

[@derpadothebird2106]

I'd legitimately watch a podcast or something where they're just playing the no internet dino game

[@Ducks4lif3]

48:28 holy shit I just realized lyle probably had to recreate the game theory riff for this bit lmao

[@Smackslack]

The thumbnail. Just, yes.

[@calchuchesta3196]

1:09:50 Toby Fox's best friend and former owner already did that. It was Tumblr's favorite comic ever.

[@pebuh6706]

Dinosaur games with Alma Steggo

[@andremoreau8390]

I'm really upset they never did the other path in Dinosaur Savers.

[@SunshineAIC]

The blue one is disabled. He have no wings, is airplane instead. Now he fly and have no sad :)

[@ottertheincredible1837]

just now realizing that the opening to Dimetrosaur was the same as the opening to Godzilla 1998

[@dominickkhan7554]

6:38 just the beginning of this and how zack ends, it just killed me🤣

[@FandralStar]

Jerry Seinfeld actually retired after Lyle made the funniest joke ever, "What's the deal with this guy, I mean he makes one joke and all of a sudden my life has no purpose anymore!"

[@wizzaroot]

Me watching this for the 50th time excitedly waiting for Dimetrosaur and Dinosaur Savers: 🤩

[@cazeyexe]

zach's holy fuck after motion tracking the mouse is the most genuine noise I've heard a human say

[@ryanarchuleta2913]

YALL REMEMBA TO EAT THE SHKINTI TONIGHT. PUSHKINTI 2020 🥳

[@matthewexelby4940]

In my restless dreams, I see that place... paint world

[@mercifulalpha4828]

Only these guys can make playing the no connection dinosaur game fun. 😁

[@RoachDogg_JR]

32:55 FUCK THAT DOOR KNOCKING SOUND FREAKED ME OUT, I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS BANGING ON MY DOOR

[@smajin28]

That one T-Rex Breakout game they played had so much more. The T-Rex can even push and move the cars if it spots you inside.

[@poombly4352]

Happy Puhskinti Day, everyone. One more month and it's all over. :)

[@spartandumpster1158]

I want to see one of these visual novel games where a guy who knows broken English writes the dialogue for 99% of the characters, then someone who actually speaks English writes one character and any narration. He just has to work with this weird script that's hard to understand and guide his character through it the best he can.

[@sleepydan9818]

Is mayonnaise an instrument? 01:01:30 The mysteries this man holds on his computer may never be revealed.

[@SoupyPoopy21]

Am I the only unhinged sick and twisted psychopath who would watch the 30 episode Dino game series

[@FandralStar]

Lyle did a really good job editing this

[@jameslansley8781]

"Oh my God!": Mobility Mary

[@CeraphineLuna]

That ms paint slideshow had better plot than the Avengers game

[@BlingusPlingus]

When Lyle, Zach, Chris, and sometimes tomar are in the same room, you know its gonna be good

[@jellyfishfingernail]

I really think OneyPlays should play Soda Drinker Pro, the first game really reminds me of it.

[@kiddysplish]

32:50 HELP ME WHY DID ZACH SCREAM LIKE THAT

[@SamuelCatsy]

I'm waiting for Netflix to pick up Paint World.

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

I'm more excited to watch this than the PS5 Demon Souls video they just put up 🦖🦕

[@jaden_bricker]

I can only handle so much Lyle

[@kevinhanson6965]

Ed Gein was inspired too.

[@GreenPonderingFrog]

11:18 the clouds have a Dino in it… just realized that small detailz

[@stuffguy44]

6:06 “This is your left, thats your left” Is that an aqua teen quote? Meatwad watchin those puppets dance around on the TV?

[@BluJean6692]

scout ants are real but unfortunately they leave a chemical trail as they go so the other ants can still follow it, though they're less likely to follow that path if the follow-up scouts all disappear too and nothing nourishing is found...

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

That ragdoll was hilarious

[@goodolnonamee]

6:06 nice ATHF reference, loved that video as a wee baby

[@onebilliontacos3405]

45:39 So that’s what inspired the old lady from the first episode of smiling friends.

[@sergioruano1455]

Making the dinosaur say "I love Obamacare" haha 18:45

[@CoolSmoovie]

That first game was like a fucking sensory overload for me. It took me awhile to recover from it.

[@sneff212]

Showed up in my feed just in time for dino month

[@jacobreeder8101]

somehow them pronouncing dimetrosaur wrong is very charming and not infuriating like it would be with anyone else