還願 DEVOTION (Complete Series) - Oney Plays

[@OneyPlays]

Re-uploaded due to monetization issues! -helixD (the management)

[@pooticus2087]

Hi oney

[@dingle492]

Cool, thanks bro

[@JoelCarli]

You guys finally sold out, I see.

[@rubikraccoon]

I am going to kiss you

[@CoolBackPackk]

@@pooticus2087 it’s helixD you silly goose

[@BlueKeyAnimations]

I love the dynamic of Chris, Zach, and Tomar: two bumbling, screaming idiots and calm voice saying "I don't like you guys..."

[@Croationman]

It’s really the best. I could go for a Zach and Chris duo, but if it were up to me it would only be this trio on OneyPlays.

[@kiasmidt7678]

When it's Lyle, it changes to two bumbling, screaming idiots and an annoyed voice saying "Look, it's your mom's boyfriend's problem after 8 pm"

[@HeyitsTom999]

@@Croationman Ding Dong and Julian were great as well, but as long as they're off doing their own thing this is an excellent trio to replace them.

[@dexacc2719]

​@@Croationman zach and chris are sensory overload. Chris, Lyle, and Tomar are ideal

[@DraksisBuilds]

It’s just the dumb and dumber car scene

[@iamsocoolzy]

Can't believe KZbin made them cut out the part Tomar admitted he was a Chinese nationalist.

[@hayk3000]

Fuck. I think this is my 2nd favourite youtube comment ever.

[@noidontlikeu]

"Without the Kuomintang, there would be no new China" - Tomar

[@mizucamilov]

you misheard him he said "i MeT JaXxy On tHe LoNg MaRcH"

[@noidontlikeu]

@@mizucamilov he actually met Jaxxy during the "Denounce Lin Biao and the capitalist roaders" campaign during the cultural revolution

[@BrandonCaparas]

@@noidontlikeu I just read that in the "I'm JoSHuA ToMAr" voice and I remember now

[@MrBab1297]

Zach’s “I didn’t make the game!” at 4:41 always makes me laugh

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Same. I come back always for that line.

[@Liliputian07]

i do this all the time now

[@itssossbruh3657]

Glad I'm not the only one coming back

[@phaidreo]

@@wenbluepirate3954 its either that or the "im sorry im sorry im sorry"

[@MurdockCakeLie]

I’m so glad they added the part where Tomar says “Maklunky” with the reupload.

[@SEATACx]

They didn’t even add subtitles tho

[@ercERCR]

Even better Is the edit on zachs neck to avoid the lazer blast they added like 2 versions ago

[@ForYourHealth744]

This was funny, thank you

[@KINGBublepop]

Top tier comment!

[@Kelpflakes]

@@ForYourHealth744 *did you know you sleep talk?* *you do*

[@calebgomillion1421]

4:31 never fails to make me wheeze. Knowing that they're joking, Zach's genuine "I didn't make the game" just catches me off guard lmao

[@Jesuslordofthedance]

Yo where's the part where Tomar talks about how he ran over a hitchhiker and kept driving?

[@elma.s4825]

And repeated his catchphrase, "Do you believe in God?"

[@Abdega]

The weird thing is that he wasn’t even on the road Tomar chased him into a cornfield

[@elma.s4825]

@@Abdega And that's where he saw Zach that was the leader of a tribe of children

[@maxpower8549]

tomars toxic attitude against minorities aside, i love how every comment has a different reason to why tomar is responsible for the re-upload

[@turbosaxophonic6210]

"The Rugrats really went downhill when they started adding minorities" -Joshua 'come and get me' Tomar

[@atticustalker9359]

i am disappointed. i scrolled down expecting real life testimony from hip teens born in 2003 about how they can't comprehend vcrs, and instead, i learned of tomar's many crimes.

[@bethm5852]

I’m literally 2 years old and I have the sweetest and epicest collection of vhs tapes ever so erm..... try again bud lol.

[@CountGibby]

wait how tf i was born in 2005 and spent my childhood in front of a vcr with an old ass box tv playing one of the pokémon movies

[@dogwithabeard2612]

Have fun, those are literally the only comments on Oney’s videos.

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@dogwithabeard2612 we will continue until that monster is brought to justice

[@merilynne1548]

Born in 2004, I thinkn that dsitortion brought by cassettes and VHS tapes is cool, since my family occasionally watched movies on VHS tapes.

[@GeneralW1nky]

the mental image of zack using a safety razor to shave while probably staring crazy eyed into the mirror made me laugh really hard

[@crypt1k755]

Literally can’t believe they cut out the part where Tomar talked about drinking Chris and Zach’s blood from his golden chalice to gain ultimate power.

[@oo-uu9ez]

can't believe they cut out the part where Tomar screams at Zach for not getting him the giant foreskin blankest for his pet thumb

[@Makocat]

Ultimate gains yeas thats how he remains strong and healdty

[@friedgengarz]

22:47 is such an underappreciated Zach moment

[@AnalAArhlm]

Mine was 41:45 lmaoo

[@MitridatedCarbon]

Isn't this the series where Tomar openly admitted of having instigated and guided the Zimbabwe African National Liberation Army insurrection causing what we know as the Battle Of Sinoia?

[@theo1216]

No I'm pretty sure that's the Fear series

[@matthewarcati403]

Why do you guys say this dumb shit it isn’t funny and literally everyone does it

[@MitridatedCarbon]

@@matthewarcati403 it was funnier 8 months ago

[@herocuke]

15:38 I love that Zach gave it his all for such a short lil gag

[@nathanswag1006]

I was having a good time, until tomar said “We’re the Mario brothers And plumbins our game We’re not like the others who get all the fame If your sink is in trouble you can call us on the double We’re faster than the others you’ll be hooked on the plumbers. You’re in for a treat, so hang on to your seat. You’re in for adventures with remarkable feats. You’ll meet the koopas, the troopas, the princess and the others. Hanging with the plumbers You’ll be hooked on the brothers.” I absolutely lost it and went bonnaners.

[@homemade_mummy__1539]

I like your style

[@ZombiePirateLeChuck]

Idk why but 43:20 makes me laugh every time, just Zach baffling Tomar once again

[@nanibelartz]

For some reason I used this as background noise to fall asleep to, and I was rudley awaken by Zack screaming at the top of his lungs

[@evansutcliffe1099]

you misspelt lovingly and gently

[@rpgt.g.3340]

The information is already out there Tomar, no amount of edited reposts can fix that, your crimes will no longer go unpunished.

[@MattStefely]

The real spook was the monetization issues we had along the way!

[@CarlM]

0:24 Tomar just mentioned a fictional country, that's -30,000 social credit and sent to happy camp for rehabilitation

[@webbyishere]

i love how defensive tomar got when they said hed be floating around in his own feces

[@Tim_Kepple]

"zach you can do a really good little girl voice" *immediately reads in his normal voice*

[@LinusTechDiks]

Why did you remove tomar saying slurs about the taiwanese people

[@victorcarneiro3779]

They kept calling Taiwan China so they ended up in a diplomatic conundrum 'cause they really need the continental China viewers

[@barletproductions]

We can't know tomar is a spy for Taiwan to fuck China, cutting it out means he's one minute safer from the Chinese mafia

[@saara1290]

Thank you for cutting out the part where tomar rants and raves about how unfair it is that we can't keep women hooked up to milking machines like cows and tries to justify it by claiming it's "just a fetish" really disgusted

[@Top_Nepper]

Y'know what's really scary? Working for KZbin and not getting paid.

[@chainhold]

Yknow what’s really scary? The knowledge of said situation yet the lack of business etiquette to allow their employees peace of mind by expanding their monetary ventures into different venues to allow financial stability for an exuberant amount of time despite the fact they have been on the platform before the big buyout, thus concluding their awareness for 10+years

[@PALACIO254]

Gulp

[@DUHRIZEO]

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

[@jackmanthe4th]

4:38 always gets me with Zach’s defensiveness

[@QuietRenegade]

56:25 had me cracking up

[@tippo35]

zach showing off his infinite voice abilities

[@TheAnvilMan]

Zach is great in this one. Shame they didn't continue with this game.

[@thriftage4784]

I love that they couldn't find the password when the biggest hint was being played over and over on the television

[@Zee_Artsz]

13:25 always cracks me up

[@BadVoodo0]

You guys made the right choice cutting that scene out where Tomar goes crazy, like seriously its bad enough to do that to a child, but a bus full of them? wtf dude...

[@Borti_Ovi]

This was the game that was banned from Steam, right? I believe the game itself is more unfortunate than the story it’s trying to tell!

[@diegodeluquev1433]

Yeah, it got banned because the dude that made this said that the Chinese "president" looks like Winnie the Pooh

[@PALACIO254]

@@diegodeluquev1433 xinnie the pooh

[@garferproductions2785]

No it was a placeholder texture that was in the game

[@joshuachurchill2858]

@@diegodeluquev1433 actually there was a placeholder texture on a wall, the game wasn't actually banned, but taken down out of fear of government retaliation

[@MrSTVR]

One of my favourite games to come out of the country of Taiwan!

[@milkwater1204]

@Chode Blowsonn I prefer Taiwan because it doesn't slaughter muslims

[@milkwater1204]

@Chode Blowsonn oh wait it was a joke, sorry

[@PALACIO254]

@Chode Blowsonn you mean the real china yes

[@engineergolgo1651]

@@milkwater1204 no bro u are going to the gulag

[@PALACIO254]

@Chode Blowsonn like xinnie the pooh's dong

[@thedevilgoose2482]

25:51 There it is, there’s the thing that got this game taken down! Really quite sad.

[@calebbodtmann6124]

What’s it like propaganda or something?

[@thedevilgoose2482]

@@calebbodtmann6124 No, it was insulting the Chinese president. It wasn’t even supposed to be there, but it was accidentally left in the game.

[@hellonokay1925]

@@thedevilgoose2482 goes to show how fragile the president kinda is.

[@Skeletonsmustdie6]

56:20 I come back to this every couple of months, so good

[@wormdeath]

Wish they played more of this, thought the guys were really hilarious in this and the game seemed really interesting

[@gmongo]

12:40 this but unironically

[@jeremyswan1645]

Big ouch

[@mikeg4691]

This has all new meaning to it now

[@madmanpecos]

didn’t age well

[@turbosaxophonic6210]

Part of me is learning to appreciate how these guys trigger the pity timer in every game they play

[@dotmp3883]

This is one of my favorite oneyplays series. Excited to watch it the 4th time

[@dotmp3883]

5th time baby let’s goooooo

[@evansutcliffe1099]

@@dotmp3883 when's the 6th

[@Crystallinesoup]

I love being able to come home from a rough day and always get to laugh with these goofballs :)

[@Hamburder-s9g]

Thanks for the upload! I never got to finish it! Strange that you cut out the part where Tomar announces his allegiance to the Chinese Communist Party and when on a massive rant about Taiwan...

[@thadjarvis9514]

1:12:55 Zachary Sephiroth form appears and slays the rest of the series

[@HIKARUAUSTIN]

I cant wait till the boys play phasmophobia together on boneyplays It will be the Funnee

[@njez7563]

4:14 laugh factory reference

[@joaquinlanderretche]

I can't believe Tomar just admited to running over those hitchhikers, I mean, c'mon.

[@liammcbillybob1251]

Happy Nostalgiaween everyone!

[@jessbeth8153]

1:09:20 kinda upset he didn't try 0716 on the lock tbh

[@BigBoch]

the real horror is how far that tiny tv is from the couch, wouldn't be able to tell what you're looking at

[@PALACIO254]

I like this new extended director's cut with more at-at walkers and giant lizards

[@javsandarts]

Go go, KZbin monetization!

[@Gengar227]

I mean I was born in the year 2000 and I love those VHS sounds

[@iwillcryatnight5367]

Im about to turn 18, born in 2003. We used to have a bunch of VHS tapes and a few VCRs that I would watch movies on. We also had DVD players, sill have em somewhere but yeah, Most of my friends also had em.

[@funni_noises]

You were born in the right time period. I was born in 2001 and i experienced a lot of great things sad thing about my experience is that I have some mental disabilities so I learned slower then most so I have bad memory used to have good memory but don’t anymore. Sorry.. ima just finish up with this. Anyone born anytime between the year 2000 and 2005 will have a great life

[@serenity8839]

Weird how Tomar guessed the image that got the game removed, was what really got it removed.

[@plumpdelicious]

2:42 I didn't know Tomar was a kiwi farmer. What's your username, Tomar?

[@gudboys4053]

I can’t believe you had cut out my comment that the only thing I’m Devoted to is my loving, faithful wife.

[@larryhobgoblin]

15:04 they're all sitting naked on a couch together

[@matttheradartechnician]

Tomar has such a beautiful soul.

[@MistyDusker]

The horror game Let's Plays are the best. Hope they play something spooky they can wild out on this Halloween. Maybe even one just between Chris and Zach like Witch Hunt.

[@jamj4r]

Zach's little girl voice is REALLY REALLY good! I thought there was an actual tiny child in the studio with them.

[@zakereychilds4166]

Ever notice that an Oneyplays video will be not disgusting up until you start eating.

[@gradeacontent-o1751]

13:45 i bet zach could do a killer gerbert impression

[@justputsomenamehere8641]

Fun fact this game got in trouble using an inappropriate depiction of xi Jin ping

[@KoboldCloaca]

2:45 knowing that tomar is a KF user makes him 100x better than he already was

[@HeyImLucious]

Friendly reminder that this game was axed because a bunch of CCP bootlickers review bombed it because it made fun of their glorious leader Winnie the Pooh. Free Hong Kong from mainland Taiwan's grip.

[@ericcastro1375]

56:40 my favorite part

[@chokkaijones]

13:30 is so freaking funny

[@MrThemanofdoom]

They even left in the part when Tomar used the C word.

[@Makocat]

Clown

[@dnucky]

Communism

[@MistyDusker]

Can't believe he called the British crumpets. Intangible for me to understand how he could say that.

[@2fingacriminal]

china

[@Thegoatone23]

I like how Zach has never seen Scarface or the godfather, but has seen movies as obscure as the Halloween tree

[@snowcloudshinobi]

51:30 somewhere there's a clip of zach doing his southerner impression and talking about rainbow water. it's bothering me that i can't find it anywhere.

[@katanatsunami]

slender I think

[@Nick-wn7om]

28:37 underrated moment

[@nobafan7515]

13:40 - i keep coming back for this part :D

[@gaffegiraffe6969]

Jeez guys that photo on the coffee table in 1986 had a 4 digit date on it lol

[@harp00ns]

I really wanted them to finish this game tbh

[@LeeY0uTube]

8:05 there you go tomar, you can stop jelqing now

[@BADRANG4EVER]

Tomar finally reveals that his very first childhood crush was Inspector Gadget. Certainly NOT Gadget from rescue rangers. Nope never

[@raumfahreturschutze]

So how many times will this one be demonetized and reuploaded before all the punchlines are neutered?

[@SeelTheDealArt]

13:44 IMSORRYILOVEYOUIMSO

[@aaronarreola1185]

dude how could you cut the part when tomar kills his own twin brother for clout, smh

[@vrinnmetagen]

Can someone please tell me what the weird irish teenager doing a music video is? they spoke about it at 36:01

[@ChipsForBreakfastCFB]

It's kind of hysterical that out of these three, Tomar was the one that knew exactly how to find asian chris-chan equivalents

[@chrissie9865]

31:49 Sad Tomar noise :(

[@unrealghost8]

40:34 at this point I’ve been watching way more bizarre at this time of night 😂😂

[@FlyingDingo78900]

Yo, I can't believe they made you guys cut out the part where Tomar admitted to killing his wife and hiding the body in Mexico. Lame!

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

fake, tomar can't reach his wife letalone kill her, shes too tall

[@Thegoatone23]

0:37 I love Zach’s leet street boys reference

[@q-miiproductions878]

No comment about how this game is now playable again after 2 years?

[@arc6185]

Where can you get it ?

[@pswippy]

I know this will get over looked but when they were talking about VHS movies to the younger generation. I grew up watching mostly VHS till I was like 10. But looking at them now I get a massive headache. It’s like the lower the tv quality gets the worse I feel for some reason

[@Tulip_bip]

younger people love retro stuff like that. VHS filters have been a massive trend for a few years now, with indie games trying to look like ps1 or n64 games and artists like jack stauber making stuff in that style

[@trarialtrarial]

there's something uncomfortably feverish about a worn vhs/worn cassette

[@kharchangarchive]

I get that way whenever I watch stuff from around the 50s. If they're not really good movies I tend to feel super ill after watching them.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

I love calling chris calling William Shakespeare a hack fraud lol

[@marcitos_tacitos4727]

22:47 this ones for me

[@Terrakinetic]

15:37 Enjoy 15:39

[@joecool2721]

I enjoy

[@heroisdomar6784]

18:22 Chester Cheetah with Stage 3 Lung Cancer

[@abramvillasenor8692]

I was born in 2003 and find the vhs stuff very endearing

[@Mimtii]

Time to watch the entire thing again

[@Vulgarbandit]

Truth

[@liammclean6047]

I was born in 2004 and I used to have loads of vhs tapes so I can comprehend and be nostalgic for the audio quality for them but It is possible most people in my generation don't know what they are or at least never watched any of them I dunno, I've never spoke to anyone my age about Video tapes really

[@estherbunny7069]

I’m a 2004 kid I had a vhs player till I was almost twelve, I was poor tho so 🤷🏻‍♀️ still have a soft spot for em

[@TheDrsalvation]

13:45 I'm sorry! I love you!

[@reyrats]

The boneyplays merch is really extra spooky scary this year because boneyplays 2020 itself is like a ghost in that it doesn’t exist and has never been captured on camera :)

[@stoopiddeathmonkey]

7:30 "hOw dArE yOu aSsUmE wErE nOt gOnNa fIniSh tHis"

[@CBBrains]

27:40 Just to keep where I’m at

[@cripsldmslamsm]

Did they ever play PT? I really hope I just can't find it, cause I would love to see that.

[@TheFingledorf]

unfortunately no

[@cripsldmslamsm]

@@TheFingledorf Ah damn. Thanks tho homie.

[@PunchyDonk]

15:38 That's what I sound like when I spin

[@PhilipIIofMacadamia]

At 27:00 they said kids today wouldn't find the rotting VHS tape sound awsome. Have you heard of vaporwave chris? Durrr;p

[@trarialtrarial]

I think they're more pondering the reasons for finding it appealing, like if it can still be called "nostalgia" proper if it's unanchored from personal experience. it's an interesting question! and I'd argue a question that vaporwave is directly engaged with