DESTROY ALL HUMANS! (Complete Series)

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[@elgeneral5279]

One giant step ON mankind? A-Aren't... *Gulp* Aren't WE mankind!?...

[@abumwiththedrip]

Now replace the context of that with an image of the Mighty Vampire Lady that I can’t spell the name of correctly.

[@peterdinkler4950]

oh YES plese step on me PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, Mr alien

[@elgeneral5279]

@@peterdinkler4950 If an Alien stepped his grey, three toed, athletes foot ridden feet on me I would screech like a ghoul and run under the fridge to hide.

[@frederk7340]

This is clearly the greatest Fandom of all time, noone else appreciates the comical genius of enjoying the silly pale lady and the funny grey man known as zak heydil

[@pepsidoggo1598]

@@abumwiththedrip Romanian is wack lol

[@It_Was_The_Entity]

Imagine being in your little hodunk town in the boonies, seeing a UFO come down, make a crop circle with a laser, and it's of Stewie Griffin.

[@Gaia_Gaistar]

If I was an alien and had access to the internet, human pop culture and history, i'd do things like that just for fun to fuck with people. Like, even if I was a scientist on a mission to study earthlings or talk to world leaders in secret. I'm sure some of them have to have a sense of humor.

[@It_Was_The_Entity]

@@Gaia_Gaistar 🤣🤣

[@bionabot]

I would cry that is so beautiful

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I would shake my fist at it and shout "That show ain't even funny no more! Git on outta here now!", Then I'd run away to cry in my bedroom that's completely full of Family Guy™ merch

[@unfiltered2473]

I'd walk through it so I can brag about traversing Stewie's fat dome

[@eddiemudie952]

Friendly reminder that Smiling Friends is actually happening.

[@gojirathegamer]

So fucking stoked and super excited for Zach

[@otacon6566]

Where? When? HELP!!

[@84everfan90]

Thank you.

[@Harmonica821]

He won't be in Oneyplays for a long time. I wonder if he thought it would get this far...

[@Vickysqueeze]

Thats why Zach isn't in episodes rn

[@Station9.75]

Zach makes weird jokes throughout this entire let’s play to distract from the fact that he’s an ACTUAL alien.

[@onionsilk]

That's Dingus Dongus actually 🙄

[@900nutboys]

@@onionsilk who said we can’t have 2

[@onionsilk]

@@900nutboys me. i said that

[@rickysavage9557]

I heard they stopped playing cuz tomar kept making fun of Zach's home planet

[@900nutboys]

@@onionsilk you’ll regret that, mark my words

[@nathancarlo1180]

“I’m pretty sure all the original audio is from the original game” -Zach Hadel

[@OKTANE0]

Top ten quotes

[@DocZhong]

im glad lyle doesn’t mention his iconic Mr. Pibb in this series. I know it’s adorable when ya give eem one and he chirps like a frog but it’s starting to get a little old

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Do you remember the 21min angry rant video Lyle posted when Mr.Pibb was bought out by Coca-Cola and rebranded as Pibb Xtra? The community backlash forced him to delete his incoherent rant because he blamed the jews for ruining the original Mr.Pibb formula in exchange for a less fizzy version called Pibb Xtra. To date the only time Lyle has mentioned anything related to the controversy was _"i was heated and may have went a little too far in a few places."_ in a deleted Twitter post. "The tension between Lyle and Tomar (the latter a devout Hasidic Jew) has never resided since then. Some OneyPlays crew members claim things have reached a breaking point in the last month." - Washington Post

[@Dark0neone]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono "has never subsided" was the quote ok?

[@mathieuleader8601]

American dads favourite beverage

[@Dark0neone]

@@mathieuleader8601 I wish Lyle and Chris and Ding Dong and Julian were all my platonic dads

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

@@Dark0neone not in the original article, that was a direct copy & paste. The WP edited it within 24 hours and also deleted the part about Lyle living in a windowless building consistently killing rats with a belt for (and i quote) _"for the cause"_

[@pagado6076]

Chris: "Yeah, Adam said mount Rushmore isnt finished. Who cares am I right?" Lyle: "WAIT, WHAT?"

[@mothost6929]

Chris making a crop circle of Stewie is way funnier than it should be

[@shif-shaf2263]

One time in a college history class I took this guy wearing a top hat and a cape stood up and talked about Adam ruins everything for like 5 minutes straight

[@AJ_244]

This is hell

[@jimbosfunzone8292]

Sir Top Hat Ruins History Class. New title for this comment.

[@jimbosfunzone8292]

@@killerx9009 This is like a real life random encounter in a video game.

[@sortanative]

I apologize. I am just very passionate about Adam

[@AdamantLightLP]

I'm so glad more people realize how biased and just garbage that show is. It's even worse that I've heard people quote facts from it..

[@keithleracc]

Tomar's grandfather's origin story, now extended in glorious HD!

[@bionabot]

Funee

[@seafoamsoldier5595]

I didn't know he had one.

[@supercleve6030]

Wouldn't ding dong make more sense.

[@Hybattt]

Omg spirt science was right

[@LangstonDev]

@@seafoamsoldier5595 He was slain on a mountainside by a ragefueled Jaxxy.

[@AtomicFlounder42]

Funniest bit was how in the thumbnail they edited Chris and lyles avatars to look like scary aliens, but for Zach, they legit just uploaded a normal picture of his real face

[@BTAL1ama]

6:00 I can't stop thinking about his pulsating head things. Are they tender? Does it hurt when they brush against his collar? Does he have to moisturize them so they don't get all itchy and flakey or dry up and get all hard and calloused? How are they so red, is it like a giant nostril? Truly alien

[@skibblebopper]

Ok buddy back away from the pulsating head

[@xBIGFLATSx]

I'm sad. I miss Zach. Happy that smiling friends is coming, but there has been a root beer thucker shaped hole in my heart. Miss that funny little character

[@TheKiddingStar]

He will most likely be back in time, the cast is on rotation most of the time

[@marcelinescoldfry]

i mean its not like he’s dead. our boy will be back in due time.

[@quarreneverett4767]

Omg why did he die :(

[@maddoxio]

@@quarreneverett4767 too many battery and milk sandwichs :(

[@quarreneverett4767]

@@maddoxio I ser

[@revkun]

I would love to watch a press conference of Donald trump explaining his day with Mac from Mac and Me.

[@powersurge413]

56:26 start of the POISON bit

[@XDarksoulX1129]

I've been saying my whole life they should make a complete series of destroy all humans and people are just now listening.

[@renfrifan1232]

destroy all humans 2 would be a good playthrough

[@Vladlilly]

“Aliens are real now” is a real sentence these days.

[@chungisyoung4good]

They cross the border everyday.

[@colt4preacher549]

@@chungisyoung4good America a country so disgustingly isolationist fascist and evil that the entire world gets let in by the 1000s

[@colt4preacher549]

@@TNMPlayer nah

[@chungisyoung4good]

@@colt4preacher549 If you're talking about the most recent of events, then sure why not. I can see that possibly happening. But the SPACE border is a real problem.

[@charlie1234500]

I saw an alien the other day pouring boiling milk on some infant child. It was kind of sad.

[@Noah-pi9cn]

"Ah you vile woman why would you turn me into a crop circle!?

[@Heyesy]

Being a Jamie, I was quite startled by the beginning of this. I immediately jumped up, knocked out my dad, stole a sticky note from him and wrote down their every command. I hope this good deed for Oneyplays does not go unnoticed.

[@tonybippitykaye]

The fact that Lyle played Psi-Ops gives me a new found respect for him. It’s a criminally underrated game and one of my favorite of all time.

[@bigdaddydons6241]

21:10 Zach explains the plot to Transformers: Beast Wars

[@BirmadeBan]

11:03 I didn't come here to listen to the godsend show Lassie get slandered like this

[@jacksonpercy8044]

What Lyle described is pretty much all I've ever seen of the show, is he wrong?

[@onionsilk]

Complete series?? Erm, but they didn't destroy all the humans yet 🤨

[@stevensmith1031]

Errm kind of cringe, but ok

[@84everfan90]

Erm, that's embarassing.

[@soggybreadman4035]

Erm, kind of not reddit gold then hmm?

[@OKTANE0]

Erm, I have aliens in my walls

[@taylorgaming565]

It's funny to hear about Chris Chans hit list when Chris Chan tweeted recently they liked an oneyplays joke

[@joshuahughes4704]

Which joke?

[@SuccMunkey]

WHAT FUCKING JOKE TAYLOR ANSWER THE PRESS

[@taylorgaming565]

@@SuccMunkey On Chris Chans twitter, there was an audio clip of Chris saying the joke but it's not completely clear what joke Chris is referring to because replies are turned off and the audio isnt great Edit: when i say Chris I mean Chris Chan not Oney

[@SuccMunkey]

@@taylorgaming565 okay thanks :) now I'll let ya out of the shed

[@Dark0neone]

report the press cwc likes oney

[@peterdinkler4950]

I like the concept of humanity hunting down the Voyager and its golden record, in order to recreate A Betamax player to watch the only remaining copy of 2002's "Master of Disguise"

[@gtudor1163]

Nothing they have ever said on this show has ever upset me, except for them making fun of people who get abducted by aliens.

[@LoV2884]

As a gamer that really ticked me off

[@mistersippi2945]

@@LoV2884 I’ve been saying that for at least a year now...

[@BloodDrunkBunny]

The way Pim looked at the end of the first episode for smiling friends kills me everytime 😂

[@vaughnhadley81]

28:22 gnarly inhales brother 🤘🏻

[@crisismoon880]

43:13 Love it took awhile for Chris

[@crowbilt]

misleading title, according to my calculations only 2% of all humans were destroyed in this playthrough

[@bunkusdundongo6675]

*Pulls on foreskin* according to MY calculations.

[@bingbingbongbung]

*Pulls foul creature out of my ear* They call me the book

[@abumwiththedrip]

@@bingbingbongbung *Points at foul creature* Dude put that away

[@HiperPivociarz]

Herm, it's as if this "Complete Series WAS NO COMPLETE AT ALL!!!!!1

[@wildbard4112]

That's still a lot of people

[@marcitos_tacitos4727]

49:33 chris chan’s hitlist

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

So good of Chris to allow that little goblin character back on the show

[@WodyHG]

15:28 just saving the Lyle and the popeye theme song moment

[@uunguung1899]

Them asking what draining does when there is a massive tool tip on the screen explaining exactly what it does is peak oneyplays

[@PhantoMace2012]

28:13 Zach's old lady voice had me crying

[@cheekybum1513]

28:06 is the Nihalanth from Half Life 1

[@ThoughtShift]

it's absolutely insane how good zach's trump impression is. he captures his cadence perfectly holy shit.

[@bowpow]

This whole series felt like a fever dream in the best way

[@tonydigital808]

Lyle hitting some weed while the popeye's theme plays is so absurdly funny to me for some reason

[@abumwiththedrip]

I wanted to play this for the Wii when I was younger just because I was interested in the big guy on the cover.

[@theboomerpride]

That would be destroy all humans big willy unleashed, rented it as a kid and it was pretty good.

[@jacksonpercy8044]

@@theboomerpride If it's your first DAH game it would be cool, but imo it's easily the worst of the quadrilogy.

[@thatoneguy779]

The Chad Zach is back he was probably taking a break from plowing all those women

[@DarthInsomnis]

5:01 my favorite out of context clip

[@macintalkshow]

19:39 alien monologues about the drawbacks of physical media

[@jordandiaz7605]

yes i’ve been waiting for this my whole life

[@weeweesuperbooster]

So glad I saved this and so glad Zachs in it!!!!

[@jesnickgarcia9770]

the ps1 is actually a holy grail of audio and is the heart of a lot of audiophiles sound systems

[@raptor_5622]

I remember my brother breaking his friends disk of this game. I only remember that because the disc picture looked cool

[@kgpspyguy]

Pretty epic story king. Thanks for sharing.

[@raptor_5622]

@@kgpspyguy Thanks bro

[@JayAreAitch]

Cool blogpost How do I unsubscribe

[@raptor_5622]

@@JayAreAitch Just enter your SSN and your date of birth

[@brandongovreau9218]

Someone please make a KZbin channel called combat Carl where it's a image of Carl wheezer with a army helmet where you make a living reviewing memes playing military video games and doing a very good impression of Carl wheezer screaming like a drill sergeant always talk about the great llama War and the so many llamas that died in the war to get milk

[@greenfox42]

20:39 and here we just had 3 intense solar flares today! The pole switch is about to happen by next year ☀️ Zach might be proven correct!

[@Mergan2001]

22:17 Zach being afraid of aliens

[@christophercampbell6884]

16:10 If you reverse it, it says: "Eat a spinach, then it's good"

[@dragondph4519]

33:52 the funniest line ever.

[@bluelightstudios6191]

As a kid, I had either the option to get the destroy all humans or the wall-e for playstation 2 game, I both regret but didn't regret, wall-e was very entertaining and I constantly kept replaying it.

[@brandongovreau9218]

Is anyone else remember the yes cow from Family Guy that was enjoying itself a whole bunch

[@YouJustAmazeMe]

The first merecenaries playground of destruction game was fun too, surprised I dont see played ever

[@nobody2021]

I don't think Lyle beat half life 2 because you can pick up people with the gravity gun at the end of the game

[@quarreneverett4767]

I liked the trailers for this as it played that ramstein song like it's a music video or something. The marketing was fun

[@archive6094]

I'm so tempted to play this.

[@lemmingscanfly5]

My brother's little daughter's got a trampoline and I can still do continuous backflips like when I was a kid.

[@_BLANK_BLANK]

Yeah, I remember playing the demo of the game too. I cant remember how i got it either. Maybe it was one that came with the playstation magazine.

[@JoJo-rm8lc]

Lol I was just watching this wondering if they we’re gonna make more.

[@Swedeinaboonie]

Loved this game as a kid

[@akkephalos]

I've never heard ANYONE acknowledge Psi Ops, i got so excited when Lyle said he played it i gasped so hard that i choked. my favorite game from childhood❕

[@sethfeldpausch4337]

YES! More Zack!

[@metaleggman18]

It's hilarious that they mentioned Invader Zim when the overlord alien told the player to turn the cows into exploding zombie cows since the overlord voice actor is literally the voice actor for invader Zim.

[@Somedudeguywhat]

I thought it was weird how Lyle brought up the lost empire of Tartaria and it's mass cover-up without any context

[@coopermcdonald5043]

I too have been told the same Washington story that Lyle was told when I was a kid too

[@blumberde8726]

"I think all the original audio is from the original game" -a god damned genius

[@hongodongo9053]

I do remember the era of plugging xbox 360 games to my new flatscreen with a vga and suffering 3rd degree burns to my eyes

[@wretneck]

I'm gonna one up all three of these guys and hire Blaze as a voice actor

[@Schticky]

I’m glad they remade kh1 from scratch even if it’s the same it’s the same in the best way possible

[@CyberFunk64]

56:49 I can't stop laughing

[@oliviafairchild4092]

Einstein never failed school he had mastered both calculus and algebra by 18 so its some stupid shit to make glue eaters feel better since really einstein was just on the spectrum he had Asperger's if i remember right.

[@dillonmedeiros386]

20:49 This is basically the plot to a Cowboy Bebop episode.

[@gilesstrife]

ok this is pretty epic...

[@isoniem]

Omg my dad used to rent this game all the time! I forgot! I used to watch him play when i was a kid

[@martingordon2032]

McDonald's used to buy meat from a company called "100% Real beef" and would advertise as 100% real beef. It was a huge thing in Canada a few years ago when that was made public.

[@NanoScream]

I was having trouble with putting where I heard Lyle's voice before and I'm like wait, that's Lyle McDouchebag from Sanity Not Included.

[@btothea5641]

He’s come a long way. The best is when you really like Oney, and sanity and then you find out they’re all friends

[@dyllanhill109]

On the physical copies, yeah some games are locked now. It sucks guys, I liked it when the fully made game was on the disc, and that was that.

[@hankhill4101]

Chris-chan's Richard Nixon list had me dying.

[@KennyGorehound]

I really liked this game, but they really dodged around a lot of the ground interactions to avoid exploitation, I guess. It was too short.

[@redthefool2608]

Had a trampoline growing up and flew off backwards and broke my back, years later i broke my back again in a different way

[@heskymarky]

1:04:21 onward immediately made me think of Mr.Enter

[@sandygibbons8076]

I'm gonna start playing the Popeye theme song everytime I also "take a hit of weed" now. Thanks Zach for the power up

[@whiskeyhound9267]

There will exist a cult in the future that centers around the reverence of Zach's Trump impression... now, I'm not sayin I'm gonna be the one to start it... but who wants to join?

[@SWISS-1337]

I watched signs when I was like 10 and it scared me so badly. I litterraly had nightmares of aliens coming to get me...

[@fusionfountain]

Me and my best friend watched it with my family and that home video of the Latin birthday where you first see the alien fucking TERRIFIED us

[@DrKevlar]

this is the best

[@TripleEightss]

43:45 was waiting for zach to say “you look pretty good”

[@LeoDeC-bk9km]

57:05 POISON!

[@The_P.O.P]

When I saw this I instantly thought about Chris saying kill all humans in that voice

[@vivianjames357]

Oh! Nevarky! I love that guy. His art is fucking Supreme. Phenomenal and so polished. I commissioned him and his art is still one of my all time favorites. Its even still up on his page! Fucking love that guy.

[@colinm8200]

I liked Signs. Yeah its a little dry, but it kinda builds a lot of suspense because they live in the country-side, so of course they wouldn't see a lot of action like in a major city. But its eerie how they see the News and the UFOS are over cities. And when the little Mexican kid has a party and an Alien walks by scaring the shit out of the son whos watching the TV. they get subtle hints through the movie that they dont like water. And it just so happens how the little girl left all the half empty glasses of water around. And then the son gets the bat and wrecks the alien's shit up.

[@LovesickDemon]

I thought the Invader Zim thing was a joke but it’s actually Richard Horvitz

[@rish1656]

59:30 devil ceiling money

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

The "hurr durr the 1950s were fascist" stuff is so hacky. It's like the creators of Futurama having Nixon derangement syndrome. But I'm sure some redditor loved it

[@angrykobold5970]

You don't like satire?

[@Valisea]

8:10 made my morning

[@mr.l5071]

I love this game and I have the remake.

[@gumpi__]

K?

[@dawayneridenour1623]

Hey tell Zach I love his as show

[@Shocked-]

Yeah

[@Minchken]

I love zach's realistically tragic and gritty sense of humor. I bet he would laugh at Kevin Cosgrove's call during 9/11 when he screams "OH GOD" and then use that in one of his hypotheticals.