Cool Noita Wands - Part 3

[@existerequo5349]

"You have angered the gods" Actually... the gods have angered ME!

[@beastybacon199]

That’s a good title for my first Noita video 🤔

[@thefinalday5858]

I see no God up here ...

[@JeanMarceaux]

"You have angered the gods" I missed the part where that's my problem

[@MasterNix]

How the fuck hou managed to do ghis without making game lag?

[@RemVici]

“You have angered the gods” And they are damn welcome to try and do something about it

[@kenziebalhatchet3918]

Outside of joking, one is the god of magic meaning it can also use these wands if not worse and may be able to block you usage of magic altogether

[@stupiddnddm5003]

if you do 1 million damage in one hit you get the text "the gods are afraid"

[@mightypipo6985]

Finnish culture is truly marvelous

[@beastybacon199]

You think people from Finland have wands and destroy mountains?

[@mightypipo6985]

Most likely, I think

[@rompevuevitos222]

@@mightypipo6985 *flips coin* Yep, they do

[@TheMaskedWarrior9001]

@@beastybacon199 As a finnish person, I can confirm that we indeed do that.

[@beastybacon199]

The real cool Noita wands was the friends we made along the way

[@anothersunnymartin8761]

>singleplayer

[@beastybacon199]

@@anothersunnymartin8761 I suppose you might not be one of the Noita friends we made along the way 😔

[@anothersunnymartin8761]

@@beastybacon199 Now I feel like a bad guy :d Don't pull a sad bruh, I like your content so I guess I am representing a friendly attitide towards you :>

[@beastybacon199]

@@anothersunnymartin8761 I’m sorry I came off offense, that wasn’t my intention. You are a Noita friend we made along the way. Because everyone was the Noita friends we made along the way. And nothing can change that 😎

[@gdpumkin5729]

Howwwwwwww dude that crazy

[@CertMediocre]

Yep, those are some cool Noita wands alright.

[@beastybacon199]

Not as cool as you ;)

[@rainformerlyknownaspurple3340]

@@beastybacon199 what a legend!

[@jkog1000]

My computer would happily eject itself out of window.

[@ThePie_NedGreen]

“You have angered the gods” “You’re not that guy pal, you’re not that guy”

[@jowilson5581]

i think you and i have been in the same public restrooms

[@beastybacon199]

Yeah when I pee the green laser normally tears through the urinal Also I’m male so us being in the same public restroom 😳

[@jowilson5581]

@@beastybacon199 lol

[@gabesimons311]

“You have angered the gods” Haha wand go brrrrrrrrt

[@TehTechnoMiser]

I have no idea how I found this but I'm glad I did.

[@beastybacon199]

It was the work of the Noita gods, aka Nolla games

[@eragonawesome]

The first clip has me absolutely dying of laughter, thank you so much, I needed that

[@d4cto]

Oh, the good ol' "Fuck everything in that direction" wand.

[@ghost942]

“On a scale of 1 to 10 how op should the wands be?” “Yes”

[@mugenokami2201]

STILL rookie numbers

[@elliespohr]

@@mugenokami2201 It's fun doing millions of damage per hit just because you can. Blood to power is amazing combined with divide by ten, millions of health, enough stainless armor stacked, and accelerating bounces.

[@sirpomegranate2446]

Comedy cold :l

[@striker1122]

Respect to Harry potter the boy who survived THAT shit.

[@LobsterEmbodiment]

"Alright. Who told em that they 'Can't just shoot a hole to the Sanpo'? Because whoever did it, you're probably the first one we huck at that."

[@gortmo]

I cast "fuck everything in that entire hemisphere"

[@WoodenPlankGames]

Wand of "fuck everything in that general direction"

[@eucalyptabogwater9254]

Even youtube can't handle the powerfull wands

[@beastybacon199]

Haha, you got that right

[@UpToSpeedOnJaguar]

In Finland, you are required by law to be skilled in building machine gun wands, and must always have one at the ready.

[@War-Jac]

I know the player character is supposed to be wearing a robe but that first wand can't help but to make me think they are doing the 'IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER' bit.

[@beastybacon199]

Just imagine if it was red, then it really would be SHOOP DA WHOOP

[@SirKurt25]

"The coolest wand is the one that kills you." - Noita proverb

[@Fishlicka]

I love the Avada Kedavra lol

[@rayshomaker200]

bro that shit was good

[@Happyclownman]

Chaos Larpa+exploding box+homing= dead everything. It's so damn funny.

[@sorey8003]

The "Avada Kedavra" made it a 1000 times funnier!

[@beastybacon199]

Yeah I’m pretty hilarious

[@pogwaterTheJuice]

once again, noita is casting "fuck you and everything else"

[@spiritalhunter_ii6408]

1:15 *The Framerate Wand*

[@hlibprishchepov322]

big blue self guidet cross making more selfguidet crosses but deadly for everyone

[@mollyOS420]

Cool Noita Wands - Part 4 3 seconds long. The second they click, they are instantly exploded by their own wand. Alongside 90% of the universe

[@MrKingsyboy]

*YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS* _holding left click_ "Sorry, did you say something?"

[@Enderplays12]

"You have angered the gods" *Ignites fuckin Saturn V engines in a cave*

[@v3.121]

Yep can confirm, cool wands

[@beastybacon199]

Thank you, wanted to be on the safe side 😅

[@bielhelp]

Acid trail in an machine-gun like wand? Sir, you are an madman.

[@Kaldortangerine]

i call that second one the rocket booster

[@coolaconsole8649]

Combine the freeze ray, and the one that splits into 5 powerful things

[@namn9552]

my puny trigger using brain could not handle 3 seconds of that screen shake

[@evankazmierczak8388]

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds - Oppenheimer

[@beastybacon199]

-Oppennoita

[@MrDram13]

My eyes are bleeding from this screen shake. How can you play with this setting?

[@deaddrunkgamer7399]

memes before Can your computer run crysis... memes now.. can your computer run noita...

[@TheActualMrLink]

Well...uhh, at least you don’t have to worry about using up all your levitation energy?

[@slayerd357]

What song did you use around 0:43?

[@mr.e2643]

Voldemort: I cast fuck everything in every direction

[@OhSPY.]

“You have angered the gods” “Ah yes, ‘anger’, the feeling of intense jealousy my haters have because I’m cooler than them”

[@red_ruby4881]

A.k.a: Harry Potter meets Terraria Calamity Mod

[@latioshunter]

"What kinda magic is that?!" "E X P L O S I O N!"

[@hdckighfkvhvgmk]

"no full auto at hogwarts"

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

Haha piercing replicating propane tank homing bomb was fun

[@liahmmessinger3753]

Eggman vs the moon

[@alib4477]

"u have angered the god" I see no god down here other then me!

[@hago66]

Quoting another youtuber in another video: "A wand is only good when you start getting seconds per frame, rather than frames per second."

[@themain3524]

What processor do you have, please tell

[@prodn0body]

I can't wait to not get the spells I need to make these wands in an actual run.

[@beastybacon199]

Haha yeah same, always cast perk was super handy but they only stack to 3 now. So now i gotta apply skill to make more of these

[@prodn0body]

@@beastybacon199 some of those spells you can get late game now tho are insane. Really easy to self die with a lot of them

[@beastybacon199]

@@prodn0body Noita finds a way

[@jaytheman]

You noita'd the gods

[@TheKermit11]

My computer would crash on 3/4 of those wands..

[@pinguranium]

Are these legal?

[@beastybacon199]

Legal in every state except California

[@jackwattsitoyu9274]

Shoop da whoop wand

[@stormcaster6322]

What's the song in the beginning?

[@beastybacon199]

The song that starts at 0:22 is called Cartoon Wars Gunner first theme and the part I used in the video starts at 0:48 in the other video. Here is it kzbin.info/www/bejne/nonRqWVvlr6MfaM

[@__________________________Fred]

My computer uninstalls this game from time to time, hoping that I wouldn't notice and forget about it.

[@confuseatronica]

{ YOU HAVE ANGERED THE PLAYER }

[@trime1015]

0:16 My thoughts on Hiisi Base, colorized.

[@franciscofq2056]

The gods kinda get a little angry so i admit... i kinda got a little angry

[@gendalfgray7889]

I wish garry potter fight were like this xDDD

[@grakengaur4460]

gods are angry wands are op god summon stevari stevari dead completely

[@thesyndrome43]

you seem to like acid trail, but it doesn't seem to like you....

[@beastybacon199]

It sounds like my ex wife

[@chene-aurelgaudreau1072]

Note to self: chainsaw + always cast is a terrible idea and I should always do it.

[@hlibprishchepov322]

I make thruster wand with concrete and fireworks

[@hanavirtue]

My potato pc sweating watching this video

[@OverlordParadox]

Top 4 Forbidden Spells: 4. Imperio 3. Crucio 2. Avada Kedavra 1. Whatever the fk this is

[@JeanMarceaux]

Music in the beginning please?

[@beastybacon199]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nonRqWVvlr6MfaM Skip to about 44 seconds

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@beastybacon199 thank you

[@therealbubble4696]

0:16 TIME TO TAKE A PISS

[@Triple-Spirit]

But look at the skill!

[@beastybacon199]

Oh please you’re too kind 😉

[@breadisdead1015]

How to make your own in home fireplace Step 1 get a computer Step 2

[@user-cy9vd7rl4h]

Acid wands. No one has ever made an acid wand that did not eventually die to said acid wand lol.

[@Jack-ik9vy]

that intro 🤣

[@savsalol]

this guy literally erased hiisi base...

[@Barabelkin]

Бля эпилептикам в такое точно играть не стоит

[@maogu1999]

What the hell is with you and acid trail?

[@alexsele3320]

Hmm minor overkill

[@lautaropeñalozaS43]

based always cast

[@sleepingbag2424]

i couldnt help but notice that there was no fart wand. im disappointed in you. i expect a fart wand soon.

[@ibrahimzonbia155]

ABRACADABRA THE WORLD IS NOW GONE

[@DurianFruit]

2:18

[@1uz]

my eyes help me pls

[@hlibprishchepov322]

I make funny wand heavy shots ping-pong and diging laser heavy shots make laser shorter and push me like a thruster in Enter The Gungeon very useless

[@hobobaggins_2712]

Ha nuclear fire

[@00whitewolf00]

아바다케다브라 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@hazmatader2836]

F Hiisi base