Warframe* | Obvious and Mundane Stuff (APRIL FOOLS)

[@CoolKid369]

Happy April Fools! I hope you all enjoyed this more experimental style of content, check out the contributors in the description below and reply to this comment with your thoughts. Thanks again to everyone who participated! EDIT: I've added April Fools to the title because holy hell the amount of people who didn't realize 😭

[@joseanthonyferrer7313]

Thanks for helping new warframe players

[@The_bamischijf]

The video i didn't know i needed

[@joseanthonyferrer7313]

Show this to a new warframe player and they can become the pro

[@brotherwarren5103]

I forgot it was April. Great video mate!

[@hfzeroproductions2867]

This was the first time I actually realized Nitro had an accent at all. I've watched so many streams/vods and only now am I picking up on it I'm fucking stupid

[@timmbonator039]

I see that your evil persona has taken over. EvilAdult963

[@gunnyisgoodboi4846]

*Crackaddict69

[@Kryptick_demon]

wouldnt it be warmadult?

[@rans0mware]

"Argue with me in the comments, I'll make plenty of shit up" You know what fair enough

[@LenaTheDeer]

We making it out of the psych ward with this one

[@Sabuuchi]

Unsubscribed

[@CoolKid369]

aren't you the guy that made the piss video

[@ARandomGuyWhoPlayGamesBecause]

CoolKid369 will never be able to recover financially from this one. Sad emojis and such go here.

[@unholyzeus7363]

@@ARandomGuyWhoPlayGamesBecause😢

[@GotOutFoxed]

Thank you so so much for letting me be a part of this project, I hope you all like it

[@gunnyisgoodboi4846]

Risk of rain 2 is a bad game

[@levsvy]

This is the tutorial video that plays after you get to your orbitor for the first time

[@Max44321]

This video is like if you started playing one and forgot to untick autoplay but you're too lazy to tab back to change the video

[@thewizard1]

"what are we some kind Warframe" ~ John Warframe the Warframe, Famous protagonist of Warframe.

[@underatededm93]

i love how it just devolves into madness

[@LokiToxtrocity]

"wheres the video of you Clemming with the sound on" I ugly laughed reading that slightly cut off message.

[@bluprint27]

PLAY GRIME PLAY GRIME PLAY GRIME PLAY GRIME

[@Bug-Intercourser]

I'm choosing to believe that boyfriend thing isn't a bit, good job on coming out to your fans

[@rikingg5629]

i cant believe coolkid actually stuck to a schedule for once

[@CoolKid369]

fear not, I will mess it up shortly

[@arsarma1808]

2:32 little known fact but Lotus is not a person but a murder toaster who does whatever people tell it to.

[@dungeaterfancam]

How dare you, she’s a free toaster acting of her own volition

[@idan7856]

The biggest revelation in this entire video is Topato's rapper name in 23:34 🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️💯💯🔥💯‼️

[@redpixel22]

Gee Idan, how come Coolkid lets you have three sections?

[@idan7856]

@@redpixel22 mine just lasted 4 and a half minutes after we added a bunch of shit into it repeatedly

[@CoolKid369]

​@@AutistiCat2406 Ultrakill wiki misinformation I will take the fall for this I wrote that section lol

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

I’d unironically love a part two, with disjointed facts about different games. For example: “Despite it’s name, Titanfall 2’s Double Take actually fires three projectiles. This is referenced by Apex Legends’s Triple Take.”, “Battlefield 1 has a suprising amount of realism - enemies hit by consecutive bullets will eventually die.” or “The lore tab for Destiny 2’s ‘Skyburners Oath’ is written, and could be sung, to the tune of ‘Fortunate Son’.”

[@cazette3945]

At least I’ll have this video to enjoy while I’m rocketing past Glacio into the outer reaches of space.

[@bigboyrenki]

Hijack is an counter argument for every mission being an exterminate

[@CoolKid369]

You have to exterminate your shields to progress

[@bigboyrenki]

@@CoolKid369 Fair point

[@burnin8able]

@@CoolKid369 What about Defection?

[@dungeaterfancam]

@@burnin8able you exterminate Kavor until Lotus has to tell them to stop coming out

[@burnin8able]

@@dungeaterfancam I want to say "nuh-uh" but the bit is make shit up until the definition sticks, so you got me there.

[@haterz_10lox34]

“If your IQ is room temperature” that’s such a unique insult lmao

[@eydis9554]

It gives me Quite Shallow vibe because that's something she would 100% say.

[@leakingamps2050]

I did actually learn something from this - I didn't know that non primes' color pallets could be replicated with the Tenno (and, presumably Tenno 2) pallet

[@emperorwisel4842]

The crossover no one asked for but everyone is happy that it happened.

[@provaricus627]

I ain’t really a fan.

[@miguelcabreracastro6968]

I like the "are they stupid?" argument for everything.

[@reso-9]

Gauss and Grendel are actually canonically married. Evidence? It was revealed to me in a dream

[@youraveragechroma2139]

I actually got jumpscared when I saw the Duviri captura at the end of the video, forgetting what channel I was on.

[@dungeaterfancam]

Hear now of the one they called Lodun, the high and mighty prince of… nothing. For within him burned a fire and a fury he could not control. The most petty and trivial things could spark Lodun's Anger. But the flames quickly rose. So everything was met with Anger. And Anger was his undoing. Friends and family were scorched and retreated away from him, so his rage became like a stone in his chest, weighing him down. Lodun turned his Anger inward… and found the source. Not the world of folly and betrayal, but his own shortcomings. He saw there was nothing righteous or noble about his Anger. It was just the raving of a petty, paltry man. The fire within Lodun was his Anger. Unable to control it, thus was he consumed. Behold, the great dragon of Lodun!

[@redpixel22]

Honestly quite incredible

[@TheSeventhChild]

Not only was the video a trip because of its insanity but it was a real trip because I haven't played Warframe in a long while and got to be nostalgic over the time when Frost actually was new (which probably explains why I was a stubborn Frost enjoyer) and then the video progressed to Master Duel which is one of the games I put most of my time into these days.

[@rollermaster064]

2:06 Lunaro is not exterminate, neither is, void flood, free fly (for railjack), any bounty challenge that doesn't require you to kill enimies on the open world, escort, the sheild drone one with shields, excavtion if you let the machines die and don't kill any enimies, mobile defence for the same reason, spy if you don't kill anything, crossfire exterminate if you avoid killing anything as the enimies killing each other counts towards your total as long as your in range and i think you need to have damaged them.

[@haotatyan]

You exterminate your time by doing all of those game modes

[@rollermaster064]

@haotatyan eh true but i can't fight time in game or irl so therefore i can't exterminate it, else we'd cease to exsist

[@thebosicothe]

That sliding up the stairs bit really made me think

[@belgiumknight]

what kind of fever dream is this wtf

[@rarehatmd2120]

thank you for the accessibility update! i feel so seen. room temperature IQ pride!!

[@ThatWeirdCellist]

If every mission in Warframe is an exterminate, explain exterminate

[@wizendwolf]

It tastes like chicken

[@burnin8able]

"Go ahead, argue with me in the comments. I'll make plenty of shit up." flawless logic, I can't debate that.

[@bladolgimsky]

3:25 gave me wartime flashbacks

[@wanderworld]

Absolutely brilliant! One of the best and most original things that I have seen on KZbin in quite some time. Thank you for making a really, really crappy day unexpectedly so much better 💜

[@CoolKid369]

Implying this isn't an April fools joke by itself, I'm glad you enjoyed it! It was a lot of work and I'm really happy with how everyone's parts came out.

[@wanderworld]

@@CoolKid369 100% genuine in my praise. Loved it!

[@ThisIsGlitch]

3:17 we only give proper value to something when we lose it

[@CoolKid369]

So Fortuna was actually why Nitro got into the game and was something we played a lot before we started dating, so I actually have a very sentimental reason to miss it tbh

[@quantumblur_3145]

We valued it since instance 69

[@Conkenshnarget]

Great video! all very good information that I will immediately go recite to my cat.

[@actuallyaspect3588]

me when danteh is casting spells instead of helping heathcliff through his trauma

[@MatiMuffin]

the eternalism joke was pretty good

[@oleandy]

thoroughly enjoyed the video, and it was great to see all your friends come together with this fun project!

[@maximocikin7600]

I think its great that you mentioned bullet jumping and sprinting. For some reason always when i want to open relics fast my team mates don't know how to do those things.

[@sentinelartemis2591]

I'm sorry, I saw wingdings and had to translate it. Spoiler warning reads: "Hey guys/ I'm gonna be honest I didn't actually have anything cool or special for this one so I just kinda encoded it hoping that nobody would bother with translating. If you did, good job, I'm proud of you, but a cool ARG or something and not me being unjustifiably lazy"

[@malpaca]

peak warframe lore video

[@blizzary9369]

I looked away for a minute and i looked back and it was a halo video so i thought the video ended, then i realised it was the same concept and i thought it was a fever dream

[@selrahcngow2685]

2:46 they're canon to me your honour.

[@shockmaker1524]

3:51 you also play hunt?!?!? ❤️❤️❤️ Got a sub

[@nolram]

Gauss and Grendel being married honestly isn’t overly far fetched, seeing as Gauss moved from Altra to Europa and has basically been on Grendel’s side eversince - that at least smells hella queer to me

[@guzmaamzugsi4]

the reference at 3:25 is insane, double so considering not knowing the reference leaves you in a horrendous spot

[@driprubies2464]

Megan’s fashion has been a source of frustration for years!

[@fursda]

Bro, ngl, didn't know Kullervo was an actual mythological reference, thanks for allowing me to know that info.

[@rainxer9561]

"Please let me have Fortuna back, i miss the bisexual lightning" SO. DAMN. FUCKING. TRUE. I like that more than the all red sentient stuff.

[@plaiddragon371]

Exterminate means to destroy completely, but the enemies keep coming back, so there are no exterminate missions

[@CoolKid369]

They exterminated the definition

[@JonTheGamerGuru]

I actually didn’t know the Nyx Excalibur thing! Thanks!

[@TheRealElieux]

2:05 How is a spy mission a variant of extermination? You literally don't have to kill anyone to finish a spy. >:(

[@CoolKid369]

You have to exterminate the data by hacking the consoles

[@TheRealElieux]

But if you trip the alarms, Lotus literally says you need to get the data before the ENEMY destroys it.

[@redpixel22]

If you fuck up enough without failing the mission, it turns IN to an exterminate

[@gunnyisgoodboi4846]

You are actually exterminating coolkid as you are the shadow peolple watching him in his house

[@quantumblur_3145]

​@@CoolKid369 is that how you play spy missions?

[@Darthescar98]

I just realized that this is basically a mass shoutout, which I think is the most based prank of all time

[@bacun6234]

The only thing that I’m exterminating in defense mission is my lifespan

[@josephghodsee1710]

This was hilarious, don’t strain yourself but you got a chuckle out of me

[@barmacidic2257]

2:10 I still hate myself for turning most of my ropalolyst amalgam mods into endo. I’ve ran like 30 ropalolysts and I’ve still yet to get a new amalgam argonak metal augur. And they’re not tradeable. I just want to do meme gas/electric dagger shenanigans.

[@phoenixrose1995]

this was so damn funny, i want more videos like this. i don't care if that this was an April fools joke, i want more lol. but that F bomb at the intro will get you demonitized

[@CoolKid369]

I actually did that on purpose: I didn't wanna monetize a video that was 80% my friends work, so I decided to have some fun with it if I wasn't gonna make any money anyways.

[@topato86]

coolkid please let me see my kids ive been in the basement for over a year

[@CoolKid369]

no

[@brandon_yl_is_busted_af9316]

This was a lot of fun. Random game Easter eggs are cool af

[@mendilor1405]

Peak Video right here MrKid369

[@Ariamaki]

1- Project Moon Detected, the swarm is coming. 2- Speaking of coming, yeah Nitro, where IS that video? :eyes: 3- Hod's benefit being reversible is actually useful for making dedicated Woodsman agents and other low-stat conditionals.

[@CoolKid369]

that video is my eyes only

[@memelord510]

Yoooooo!!!! Thanks man! I couldn’t figure out what happens when the player’s health hits zero!

[@Metruzanca]

Nooblshowtek will be missed.

[@light6532]

"When you got 0 HP you die". NO You trip and fell then you go night night When you hold to reset. you wake up instantly with an AOE fart because you forget to turn off the Microwave in your Orbiter If a player reviving you. You show off your cool Flip to your homie

[@profgamble7012]

"In Warframe, you play as a Warframe", nah, i dont believe it

[@ThePopeOfAwesomeness]

Its obvious that the MIGHTY SEER is the best weapon in the game

[@GhostlyPancakeTheOddMancake]

Drops hard F 2 seconds in, I'm here for the whole ride now. Edit: I regret my decision.

[@ARandomGuyWhoPlayGamesBecause]

Man, Tetris is such a diverse game, my favorite is Fur- Ahem Warframe, because we all love Warframe, whoever says otherwise will join Nitro's cage as LameAdult963 said (No fake, 1 link) an amazing video full of knowledge, however you skipped your home adress so, lame, dislike and report, I also see the basement has expanded, so many new friends for Nitro to play games with on the dog's phone, console, computer and "Toys" to f- Anyways now for real, this was fun to watch, fairly unexpected but still funny, thanks for your work and time you make for us, CoolFatass369!

[@dominictoth972]

Thank you coolkid I had no idea you could sprint in this game

[@crawmarex6115]

2:31 this is how I find out you can customize the Lotus??? IN THE FUCKING APRIL FOOLS VIDEO FROM COOLKID?

[@realhumanbean7915]

0:41 made me laugh out loud, bravo.

[@GabrielHenrique-pq5bo]

i was reeeeeeally confused by the time the halo segment started just to realize its an april fools joke, damn

[@derevianne1108]

hell yeah do that again! although I'd personally like more of warframe, as almost none of the games were familiar enough for me

[@Nitro_Blitzen]

You like breaking glass don't you >;3

[@CoolKid369]

I'll break you

[@idan7856]

"they were good friends. Roommates even"

[@Nitro_Blitzen]

@@idan7856 nah i share the closet/basement

[@kingoffire105]

I can't tell if this is serious or not. Please answer within 24 hours as April Fools's will be over.

[@Blue-vs6fj]

@@kingoffire105 nah, they gay as hell

[@LinksSpaceProgram]

Once again another terrific video by the 3rd best youtuber from Iowa

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIWOWIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

I was about to say, is this guy ok, is he broken? Then i looked at the date, you almost got me there my guy.

[@etch-a-mess1598]

Mmm...Caliban mentioned and acknowledged, We eating good tonight.

[@bruhsberry1630]

this was really fun

[@Wex883]

was not expecting lobotomy corporation LMAO

[@grimreaper4089]

4:04 Sounds like something a furry would say.

[@c.Orange]

Thank satan i snorked 7 argon crystals before watching this

[@erathymc.8765]

fact no 2 is actually wrong , at the very least the Tenno 1 Pallet is really frickin weird? like if you try to color an exact Volt by matching colors to the default and the pallet you won't find it. its like a pallet swap in a fighting game. Tenno 2 and 3 are both correct but tenno one is a mess. I'm a fashion frame person who's very neurotic and this is something I simply gotta point out

[@CoolKid369]

bruh moment

[@quantumblur_3145]

Voidshell also has nothing like the texture on volt's default chest

[@stormmixer]

Cant wait for the next version of this and see wich games appear

[@RingAroundMeReal]

i think the person who made the yugioh section should be called slurs for playign salad, its not 2018 anymore, move on grandma! she bullied that poor poor poor blue eyes player

[@CoolKid369]

I'm sorry Rosie but I'm 99% sure you got your shit rocked

[@silverlyder]

The moment I saw lobotomy corporation in the thumbnail I knew something was going on 😂

[@Alex-vl6yt]

Ok this video was amazing! Great work everyone involved!!

[@MatiMuffin]

3:21 thats pretty crazy

[@themoonsevilsister1561]

I'll throw my own in the rarest tile in Into The Breach is probably an uncracked frozen acid with a strange device and an ice mine on top this is because strange devices only spawn under ice in Pinnacle and are always under cracked ice, meaning you have to have a weapon that freezes and a weapon that does acid and a strange device, and the ice mine can only spawn on top of ice if you force the mine laying robot from a specific mission on top of the tile for it to move off of it (I've never actually done this if freezing the tile destroys the strange device please correct me)

[@swernerv]

LMAO DUDE I WAS REMEMBERING N00BSHOWTEK VIDEOS LIKE 3 DAYS AGO

[@sparklyskittles6367]

bro i was playing a game while watching this, so the halo swap genuinely confused me so much

[@TheBlueReverb]

Was that Lobotomy Corporation in the thumbnail? ProjectMoon fans awaken.

[@Knowlesy.]

1:00 "people die when they are killed" 😅

[@AnymMusic]

"I'm a registered Lex offender 😭" 3:16 BUT FOR REAL THOUGH!

[@localoxalem7767]

trying to survive being on my phone during April 1st challenge: IMPOSSIBLE IN LOSING MY MIND

[@mayhemivory5730]

This isnt an Aprils Fools, you‘re not lying … this is all true, this is a shitpost! And its brilliant!

[@VexTrooper]

This truly is a Destiny moment of Mass Effectiveness. Halo deez nuts

[@drvinylscratch1936]

Memes aside this was great. Love the astroneer section.