How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages (Part 2) || CopyCatChannel

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[@funi1343]

Boyfriend: Lets have Geschlechtsverkehr Girlfriend: ...

[@claudiatrujillo7483]

😂

[@imomrannn3545]

LOL

[@majawisniewska5631]

EW

[@Yiching-qs3dh]

Girlfriend:Nein

[@thegaytay4327]

Actually it's also Sex in German, Geschlechtsverkehr means intercourse.

[@giftedwindybee579]

99% Comments: *GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR* 1% Comments: Other

[@lenkafriedrichova7013]

LMAO

[@cyanboiii]

yes

[@tilditild5398]

we also say s*x -_- yep im german but 'Geschlechtsverkehr' is just the long word for this

[@cakelypearl6684]

@Alexej My WTF

[@nix_nixie_NX]

@㋛𝕎𝕚̨𝕟́𝕕𝕪̈ꕥ no Comments: 99.9%: geschlechsverkehr, krankenhaus, entschuldigung 1%: aschenputtel, other

[@denverbeek]

The sheer aggression as he screams “NILPFERD” makes me laugh every time

[@bradleydorland1918]

not happening on my watch

[@TotallyTaliton]

Remove ilpf

[@denverbeek]

@@TotallyTaliton Hilarious. How many hours did you spend on that one?

[@thewaywardpoet]

Humor aside, I love the German word for hippopotamus. The French, English, Italian and Spanish words all come from the Greek ("hippo" - horse "potamos" - river, so "river horse"). In German, there's a specific place name attached to it. "Nilpferd" literally means "horse of the Nile," one of the many rivers in Africa where such creatures live. Fascinating!

[@unexpectedguy652]

Indeed such facts

[@bradleydorland1918]

i ain't readin all that +flip you

[@grtbgf]

It's also like that in some slavic languages. Nilski konj = the nile horse

[@aaadin7257]

indonesian here we say kuda nil kuda = horse nil = nile

[@TrucyFan2008]

​@@bradleydorland1918Troll

[@itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390]

Teacher: *"What is gEsChLeChSvErKeHr?"* Me: *"Yes"*

[@micro11.]

TAXI DASHCAMERA *reproduction*

[@MtCLatte]

Fun fact: 'Yes' is a word use for sex in Thailand.

[@MegumiTRD]

NeverM01e LMAO

[@monolidz]

**when I'm in Australia** Teacher:ok what is *GESCHLECBTSVERKEHR* means? Me: *GESCHLECBTSVERKEHR MEANS sex*

[@jrnpedersen8501]

TAXI DASHCAMERA 2020

[@amymclean334]

'What's your favourite Disney Movie?' *Aschenputtel.*

[@waffle5846]

aRmY vlmnlkbmj

[@shmmaaa]

Bako-Bako ok I cringed while reading that

[@iprovidehate]

꧁ཌ Neptunia ད꧂ ass in pudon

[@harinirajesh3838]

@@waffle5846 uhh that's a bit cringy and this is coming from a fellow ARMY.. I get that you're excited but ARMYs aren't really rare on the internet, plus others might get annoyed lol

[@waffle5846]

@@harinirajesh3838 yeah but i never actually find alot of armies .,.

[@ethanchieng2763]

Me: *breaks his toy* Also me: Oh 𝙀𝙣𝙩𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙣𝙜

[@souravjaiswal-jr4bj]

Es tut mir lied, for apologizing, entschuldigung is for light purpose like repeat yourself because I didn't heard u.

[@CaioH.]

*0:10** - “NILPFERD!” 🤣😂*

[@wanderingsoul5814]

The guy who speaks Italian realizes that he has slaughtered a language with his super mario accent

[@drunks1nner298]

I live in the other side of the Adriatic so i get italian news channels U all speak super mario

[@justadragon4844]

@@drunks1nner298 no

[@sansibit4706]

I’m dyingndjdj

[@Angiesunshine13]

I think it’s a joke lol

[@alessandrominutoli5600]

@@drunks1nner298 offensive, you're a moron

[@robertcomfort729]

The German "sorry" makes it sound like it's your fault.

[@user-rj7vy7fn4n]

Ja 😂!

[@Sebastian-jc9yx]

„Entschuldigung“ can actually be used to say „It‘s your fault, idiot“ if you are saying it with enough agression.

[@impact0r]

@@Sebastian-jc9yx Just like "excuse me".

[@RealArchitArya]

Es tut mir leid

[@naeulenz9613]

Lmao

[@user-eg2qz2fw6s]

When they said hospital I was just waiting for the " kraken house " 😂

[@theoutlaw9759]

I am a German and I am proud of my language!!!

[@LontraDonhosa]

it's ok, i want to learn german too, it's just funny it seems like you guys are rude when you talk, but no german is like that

[@Nil_Bloxd]

@@LontraDonhosa uhm adol itler

[@sima8787]

۰ I started learning German after this video:) ❤

[@Nil_Bloxd]

@@sima8787 lol

[@sima8787]

@Nil_Bloxd Honestly haha, I love this guy :)

[@ichmagjonnykappaerstinkt3870]

"Pardon" "Sorry" "Scusa" "Perdon" German: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN !

[@maikhellwig2690]

Oh oh oh ganz dünnes Eis 😂😂

[@chupapimunyania]

Russian: ПОШЁЛ НА ХУЙ!

[@gamer_roblox5611]

You dump i'm german

[@retardedcoyote5]

Andre Börner kanarionvoogel

[@moloh6403]

аххахахахах

[@-_lindamercury_-4074]

as an italian person, i really love how their italian is so wrong, it's adorable

[@padrepiokenobi8608]

Idem

[@padrepiokenobi8608]

Solo che dopo averlo sentito 20 volte mi si girano un po' i coglioni

[@harrigerwilli2945]

Same with the German lmao

[@padrepiokenobi8608]

@Francesco Giannico probbabbilmente

[@alfaromeofan2475]

I’m Italiano to, it’s funny 😆

[@noobyboilolz]

The german guy: _More mental breakdown noises_

[@Peekaboo-Kitty]

That German guy needs to be given a permanent teaching job!

[@sally0720]

Me: mom I need to go to the *KRANKENHAUS* ! Mom: Wtf is wrong with my daughter.....

[@emelylol7743]

😂😂😂😂Lul

[@serpi781]

In German this Sounds so real...

[@sally0720]

@@serpi781 ikr 😂😂

[@rocky5634]

Wir Deutschen haben eine sehr ausgefallene Sprache sie klingt aggressiv jeder fühlt sich krank wenn er einen Deutschen hört aber Deutsch ist keine schlimme Sprache sie ist zwar sehr schwer für euch zu sprechen aber egal schönen Tag noch;)

[@mrs.ladybug6044]

No : Mama ich muss ins *KRANKENHAUS*

[@thestickopia4619]

I love how Krankenhaus literally translates to Sick house

[@Jannikderboi]

Well because it's a sick house my guy

[@lpfan4491]

If you don't give me all your money, I will make sure you will have to stay in the house of the sick for months!

[@Didyus]

krank means sick

[@kdfsjljklgjfg]

Honestly, a lot of German is like this and it's made learning the language a lot easier. Hippopotamus is also literally a "Nile horse" and gloves are "hand-shoes." These are all very endearing and a lot easier to remember than entirely new words.

[@adrienne-ukulelecraftsandm559]

@@kdfsjljklgjfg yeah , pet is literally “ house animal “

[@Butterscotch0001]

love how he pronounces it so aggressively, makes it 10x better

[@callmelomi9259]

Husband: hey honey Wife: yes? Husband: do you want GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR?

[@yanachernov4087]

0:37 I thought he said, “crack-head house”

[@ryanstellhorn9865]

Yana Chernov yeah

[@tonynewport4565]

Crack heads

[@Cam0smeg]

Lol

[@klaralovse4656]

IT :v

[@xerosedgyass]

OH- IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD

[@kaitojinn]

Girlfriend: What are we doing today? Me: LET'S HAVE GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR

[@Moon-uh6nf]

In German WE say Sex too

[@FancyNancyFr]

@@Moon-uh6nf Yea

[@szentannaisamuel3917]

In Germany we say ich fick dich durch

[@FancyNancyFr]

@@szentannaisamuel3917 lol

[@matejazivanovic3441]

That means intercourse

[@natianatia351]

Love it how they all have their own national drinks next to them

[@hiekwongwong9870]

I like how the British man holding an umbrella speaking

[@cocoapuff_x]

“What’s your favorite movie?” “ASCHENPUTTEL”

[@heatherryanshipley8848]

F U

[@lt5up3r42]

PotatoTomato T-T we actually read the whole story in class and rewrite it in the "Vergangenheit"

[@armyto3861]

Well the story plays in Germany so yeah

[@bigpapizai]

PotatoTomato T-T the cult of chucky

[@hanifloka130]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schafigamsp9529]

English:"sry dude" German:"ENTSCHULDIGUNG"!!!!

[@somerandomdude3744]

English: I said I’m sorry

[@T0bias.]

Actually sorry is "es tut mir leid"

[@Elias-uu8ud]

No in germany we say sorry

[@paloma7402]

We say Sorry too.

[@atakangunay1190]

@Vikrinox yeap definitely they usually say ''pardon'' not entschuldigung :D

[@BobIsBacon]

The german dude at the 3rd word was trying his best to hold his laughter.

[@pkcell6409]

I made a mashup of all the German dudes scenes and used it for my alarm clock and it didn’t just wake up the whole house BUT THE WHOLE BLOCK😂

[@BabarAli-sz3uc]

Teacher: What's your favourite bird? Me: Kanarienvogel Teacher: *Excuse me, wtf did you just say?*

[@dragospopovici7337]

After this video I'll probably be in a *KRANKENHAUS*

[@alexlamp7694]

i can call a KRANKENWAGEN for you

[@anniemoon3140]

Sup my Romanian Brother

[@yashpatki9266]

The word Krankenhaus always cracks me up

[@noobanooba9372]

Others: hospital German: cracked house

[@elliecinnamonroll]

"Hey babe you up for GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR later?"

[@oliverb.7636]

In Germany says also sex no German says Geschlechtsverkehr

[@yazzuo7213]

Ellie Hodge Geschlechtsverkehr is the not very common. Everybody knows what it means but you also say sex in germany 😃

[@heatherryanshipley8848]

F U

[@ToneyCrimson]

Doesnt schlecht mean bad? And verkehr mean traffic? XD

[@yazzuo7213]

ToneyCrimson Yes 😂 BUT GEschlecht means gender ^^

[@Worms_]

*bumps into german person* person: oops pardon me german: ENTSCHULDIGUNG person: ummmmm *slowly backs away*

[@hm-bd9yz]

birb memes They won't yell at you

[@Worms_]

.....*sigh* r/woosh ( look it up if you don't know what that is)

[@potatochine-gun]

Lmao

[@dwarvo9520]

birb memes I don't get it

[@johnnygreenface4195]

Sky Plays! Are you sure I'm sure all germans scream everything they say

[@MrCHAIRMANOFTHEBORED]

This is absolutely hilarious

[@MoliiIsACat]

Me: * bumps to someone * Me: Oh I’m ENTSCHULDIGUNG

[@FailedChickenFarmer]

It means excuse me not sorry

[@splitsersoup]

“Cendrillon” “Cinderella” .Cenerentola” “Cenicienta” “ *A S C H E N P U T T L E* “

[@kimi1212kd]

Es heißt Aschenputtel

[@ninjax6276]

Bedoel je niet assepoester?

[@jonahoderso6552]

In German we sad SEX 🙄

[@uniicornpoop3949]

@@jonahoderso6552 bist du dumm?

[@tuezme9929]

lara the soviet the German one sound like ass and sumthing

[@aliayberkin9793]

Krankenhaus sounds kinda like a German DJ

[@kreuzbergligokhan3256]

Deme yau

[@Lexwest02]

Yeah🤔(im German)

[@smingjr]

Ali Eran Ayberkin I had a fellow student make fun of it and say crack house.

[@vallasielintangw.8943]

nein is does not

[@nxahx3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry :3

[@ale-x0885]

As an italian i can confirm the guy speaks italian PERFECTLY ok maybe not

[@PimBose]

Entshuldigung actually directly translates to excuse me

[@trustlaks]

Did anyone notice in German, cinderella sounds like "ashen petal" that's basically the most accurate description for her!

[@black_nekoboy828]

the rough translation would be ashen skirt

[@trustlaks]

@@black_nekoboy828 dude, I said sound like. As in pronunciation similar. I don't know German.

[@trustlaks]

@@black_nekoboy828 but still, thanks for pointing it out. Its cool. Not angry

[@black_nekoboy828]

@@trustlaks ik, just wanted to tell you incase you want to know

[@trustlaks]

@@black_nekoboy828 cool

[@R32V4N68]

"What building did u born in?" *KRANKENHAUS* Edit : I know I know my English suck I was trying out public comments for 1 month at the time

[@ig_maika00]

No I born in the *Krakenwagen*

[@kiraly_stuff]

So you can spell german words in capital letters but your english sucks? Sounds like a deal with the devil, but you must know that, musn't you.

[@khaihuynh8397]

😂

[@minorical2537]

Hahaha it's still just a normal word 😐

[@cinnamon.h_]

I born in KorgetssjsksksajjMakamMaowlL:kkKo89999oaoaoa

[@flxffy_bubbles8198]

Me: so who’s your fav Disney princess? My German friend Natalia: Aschenputtel! Me: …. Wha..?

[@manzariat7523]

Cinderella got me rolling on the floor 😂😂

[@rationalrad6950]

Me: gets hurt someone: Guys someone call the krankenwagen to take him to the krankenhaus

[@mariabautista4496]

lol

[@chrisdugas1226]

Not to mention that kranken is German for suffer, so it's basically the suffering wagon and the suffering house.

[@jennpenn10]

@@chrisdugas1226 i was about to look that up so thanks XD German is such a great language because of things like this. :)

[@anasslasry6962]

@@chrisdugas1226 doesn't Krank mean ill

[@chrisdugas1226]

@@anasslasry6962 According to google translate, Krank means ill or sick but Kranken specifically means to suffer.

[@Babo346]

“Mom I don’t feel good can we go to the KRANKENHAUS?”

[@derrammsteinerjunge4122]

That in English would be like "House for sick ones"

[@sawyer6801]

let me call the KRAKENWAGEN

[@Wetbadmad]

@@sawyer6801 krankenwagen

[@Laurensdeleeuw94]

You stole mien comment

[@Wetbadmad]

You stole this Comment

[@ja2307]

“ are you okay no lets go to Krakenhaus”💀

[@rand0m_gal]

"hey man im really ENTSCHULDIGUNG for what i have done"

[@cesaremoore3873]

Basically Every other language: pretty decent German: *AnGrY GeRmAn NoIsEs*

[@alanmoreira4705]

@@peacethongjua7242 OH YEAH

[@nikoladj5325]

Hahahahaha

[@syedhassanmustafashah7110]

Thats not the case buddy I live in Germany and German language is one of the best 😊

[@cesaremoore3873]

@@syedhassanmustafashah7110 I speak a bit of german and all I can say is that theres a whole bunch of ACK sounds

[@xblackjesusx666]

*angry Hungarian noises*

[@anxx5980]

Teacher: What animal is this? Us: hippopotamus my german classmate: *NILPFERD*

[@ninjax6276]

Actually that doesn't sound wrong it's just because he screams.

[@yuutogo2381]

No one sayes it like he dies for it

[@Persil_Panda]

Is see darling in franxx yesterday lul (end was sad, but all in all a very very very good anime ^^) greats from germany

[@gnome2812]

Weeb

[@zappmusic]

Lmao

[@Trip_koLng]

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have geschlechtsverkehr"

[@SilliDood._.]

I’m gonna start saying basic words in German at school. So I don’t swear, but I’m still conveying my frustration through violent German pronunciations.

[@FizzyLean]

Actualy we say Sex in german too ._.

[@osseousrex2755]

Why does German sound so harsh? :o

[@FizzyLean]

It doesnt. The guy is just a bit too loud

[@osseousrex2755]

Oh.

[@FizzyLean]

mhm

[@DeuxisWasTaken]

Paddy Pie It's fucking hilarious though XD

[@nukakola9318]

Me: Take me to the *KRANKENHAUS* Mom: whats that mean? Me: *dies*

[@khaihuynh8397]

😂

[@lordschocki1153]

@@khaihuynh8397ja moi macht ja aber auch sinn wegen Krankenwagen Krankenhaus macht sinn

[@mrnaab0416]

;-;

[@Sunny._.37]

Oof

[@susguy5777]

Me:Take me to the Krakenhouse Mom:*Go to sea* Me:Wth

[@just_taht_guy]

IM DYING TAKE ME TO A KRANKENHAUS

[@Potatomatoo]

I swear to god if i Heard that german version of hospital i would have thought they are taking me to mental hospital

[@user-jo8yb4uf7e]

"Cendrillion" "Cinderella" "Cenerentola" "Cenicienta" Hungary: Hamupipőke

[@XemeraldXD]

Dutch is assepoester 🤣

[@user-jo8yb4uf7e]

@@XemeraldXD I feel you xD Hungarian is hard too German is at least kind of easy to learn after I studied english...but the words are just 👌😂

[@XemeraldXD]

@@user-jo8yb4uf7e you are totally right😂

[@spinjitzustudios780]

Nu language is best difficult to

[@mariasrosegarden560]

Serbian: pepeljuga 😂

[@geesauce3850]

Girl: So what do you wanna do tonight?? Me: let's have *GESCHLECHSVERKEHR* Girl: *leaves* Edit: Me: Hey i'm *ENTSCHULDIGUNG* Girl: *no*

[@willi7584]

in german you don't say im ENTSCHULDIGUNG you just say the Word alone. ENTSCHULDIGUNG to know better.

[@juliaz6515]

JUSTIN YEEEE

[@GamePilLP]

Nobody sais Geschlechtsverkehr either. You just say Sex like in every other language

[@squareprod_]

Me: I’m in the *KRANKENHAUS*

[@joran6552]

In germany you would nevee say "Hey im entschuldiging". We would das "Hey es tut mir leid"

[@SuperBroMii]

Again, the best passwords you can find.

[@Minifigure86]

People: help my leg is broken Me: send him to the Krankenhaus

[@thetoxickor4557]

ITS-A-ME... CANARIO!

[@permalosx]

Hahahahq its me canario AHHAHA

[@strawberryshortcake7336]

There are two types of people

[@advena688]

Sergio Puddu Italiano, immagino? Io non ce la faccio più di sentire quell'accento stereotipato ( a parte che su due video che ha fatto ha sbagliato pure come si scrivono due parole Italiane )

[@permalosx]

Canario ma cos è canarino😹

[@uhmcool7999]

Ace Zenyatta omg lol

[@madisondacosta5668]

No one: My brain in a maths test: *NILPFERD!!!!!!!!*

[@madisondacosta5668]

@WilliePlayz 🤣🤣 yessss

[@pumpkin9512]

Yes 0:10

[@madisondacosta5668]

@@pumpkin9512 best part😂

[@whitehole9726]

That’s my brain

[@user-zu5pe9gc5w]

@WilliePlayzඞ 🤣👍

[@josephchambers2000]

The German word for sex sounds like a really bad cough and nothing gets you out of the mood faster then the thought of a positive COVID test.

[@futcomedia1719]

you bump into someone on the sidewalk and say: ENTSCHULDIGUNG

[@viviantruong9334]

Is it to late now to say *entschuldigung*

[@aprilfjckadcfhf910]

Taehyung's Lost Bag cuz I miss you too and I can’t have BOBBY’S

[@pqbdwmnu]

Yes

[@atiyasaha1768]

Entschuldigung is more related to excuse me. Sorry is more like *Es tut mir leid*

[@miguelalsar9728]

Armyyyyyyyyyy

[@dariamousavi]

😂😂😂

[@nightcoresanji8331]

i´m from Germany and i must laugh a lot , thats so funny !

[@mynamebobbybrown4785]

have to * Bin auch deutsch und hab mich weg geschmissen

[@derdichtheitsbeauftragte9463]

das ist witzig hululu

[@missviolencia2900]

Ich finde es auch einfach nut göttlich xD

[@HA-xq3ke]

NightcoreSanji So you laught at yourself...

[@minipretzels]

agreed

[@currywurst2]

The Aschenputtel killed me😭

[@Juliorexyt]

0:28 when the teacher forces you to say sorry to the kid that you slightly hit

[@cery1980]

😂😭 For real

[@Iwatchyoutubevideo3]

💀💀

[@tap_guy]

Hospital in german: haunted house

[@tall._.hooman2029]

LOL

[@vincentantonyvillamor7833]

Lol

[@Ronaldo7SUIIIIII]

xd

[@GhettoNetto12]

Krankenhaus

[@floatinsun]

Hahahah😅😅😅

[@albimousse3500]

As a french, I was laughing at how terrible they said "Pardon"

[@tumbamarch89]

Even the beer is scared.

[@yuian2544]

I need to call a KRANKENWAGEN to get to the KRANKENHAUS

[@theyoshi202]

You need a cranky car to go to the cranky house.

[@scarab4268]

Nah man, it's a kraken wagon to the kraken house, where the giant octopus lives.

[@kaiosad3523]

Nein ich bin privat BLYAT

[@arachnids8grip]

Oh god! What happened?

[@bayernmunchen1086]

Ikr

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart8177]

Mom! I wanna watch some *ASCHENPUTTEL*

[@puppetmaster6195]

Germans call Cinderella Cinderella just this stupid guy says it wrong

[@xeinrr]

Bruhh...

[@puffcatco]

Lets watch some ASSEPOESTER ~dUTCH

[@manlikekaycmon]

Ass putting

[@l0st_nil]

Imagine your in a German school and you slide tackle somebody and you gotta say sorry in german

[@karakurto7297]

Imagine being in germany and someone bumped in to you and they said "ENTSCHULDIGUNG"

[@EffzehLuca]

In germany , everybody sais „Sex“ not GeScHLecHtSVeRkehR

[@NamNguyen-cz9xd]

Man merkt das du deutscher bist.(says hast du falsch geschrieben)

[@iiiiena7148]

@@NamNguyen-cz9xd das pb reicht

[@Birgit12345]

@@NamNguyen-cz9xd 😂😂😂😂

[@irisschweig3491]

Ja

[@leutnant_spacer2363]

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

[@aaron_flow]

*a zoo* Me: mum, look! A *NILPFERD*

[@niko9396]

Its mah everyday life being german and im like WTF NONE OF THESE WORDS ARE SAYD OUT CORECCTLY FOR ALL I KNOW

[@theorangehybrid6363]

@@niko9396 hmmmm.. shall i whoosh you or let you one more day realize and stop being a dummy dum dumb ruining the jokd

[@FranciscoRodriguez-ie8cn]

NILPFERD!!! That is by far my favorite!

[@harrydoescrap6423]

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and have Geschlechtsverkher?"

[@trufflexxx377]

0:46 don't tell me that doesn't sound like *ass pudding*

[@jormungandr7527]

Oml now I can’t unhear it thanks 😂

[@Monarch_04]

I never laughed so hard in my life.... Even in don't laugh videos

[@milkntea8564]

Vielen Dank if you wanna know what it means in words, it means dust bag 😂 (kind of)

[@Mcboi-sm7ru]

A S S P U D D I N G

[@vickylol5053]

I heared awesome puddle 3x

[@ld0163]

Me an Italian: hears cenerentola Also me: angry italian noise

[@user-ow2qf2uo4k]

CENERENTÒÒLA!

[@delvelvecchioseed8146]

Is not very shish

[@vittoriodecaprio6575]

LucaDiamond01 Gamer cenerentòla

[@zen5001]

TWT

[@tempestemydarknightmare9095]

Io XD

[@SexyMan590]

german guy bleeding : TAKE ME TO THE KRANEKHOUSE! police : wtf

[@HowardPaulblasingame]

"Bestie I'm E N T S C H U L D I G U N G, I really am" "Oh bestie it's fine I'm really E N T S C H U L D I G U N G too"

[@tofu6599]

Call the Ambulance, we need to go to the KRAKENHAUS

[@casper5523]

Crazee KRAKENWAGON

[@isibaldo303]

You mean "CALL THE KRANKENWAGEN WE NEED TO GOT TO THE KRANKENHAUS"

[@movedaccount9958]

So apparently "kranken" is a word for "emergency", and Ambulances are treated as WAGONS?

[@isibaldo303]

@@movedaccount9958 actually "kranken" means "sick people"

[@movedaccount9958]

@@isibaldo303 ohhh

[@raineliana]

*calls friend* person:Hi, can you bring me to the hospital? friend: KRANKENHAUS!!!! person:um..... *pukes*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@raineliana]

Marlo Rice um....that was just a joke..

[@raineliana]

And plus...I’ve been to germany...

[@peaceman4u]

raine raineliana me too I was joking. German is a Beautiful language . In fact, I love a man from Germany.😊

[@pepsiman2964]

Okay I lived in Germany for 6 YEARS then after my father finished his stuff in there we went back with my family to my country with no Germany words and the problem I learned Germany FOR 6 YEARS ...6 YEARS I TOTALLY FORGOT THE ALL THE WORDS THAT I LEARN 😂😂 GOD IM SOOOOOO DUMB

[@Clayton_daveandbambi_Hortasfan]

Germans saying sorry “Entschuldigung bro” “Oh no problem

[@dotjones2709]

I love how the german for hospital sounded like krakenhouse or krackheadhouse

[@rahuln8605]

"poland" "Polandio" "Polainßd" "Paoland" "Poliand" German: *FREE* *REAL-ESTATE*

[@elqivxx1]

XD

[@yehonatanmargolin2725]

funniest comment I read in weeks

[@kapitanpetter944]

Dobre

[@aaronjaroniewskyy244]

POLSKA KURWA!!!!!!

[@sweetfox3501]

Polen

[@yourdad1675]

French "canari" English "canary" Italian "canario" Spanish "canario" German "Kanarienvogel" American "*Karen*"

[@larageuder1758]

LHAHAHAHi'm laughing for 10 minutes straight like

[@Sunnybaldi]

Il canario

[@mvrtinmadethebeat]

In German you say „Kanarien“ but you can also say „Kanarienvogel“

[@foxyon_3293]

@I'm Mirko APPUNTO

[@Sunnybaldi]

@I'm Mirko ma parla come mangi ahhaahhaha lo so tranqui

[@pip-dh1kv]

" mom take me to the krankenhause " " what?- "

[@JJLeroybun]

I love how the German pronunciation of words sound aggressive

[@Gotmilk0112]

German can sound perfectly fine if you don't shout it...

[@diogoborges6335]

No it can't!

[@otherwize12]

Diogo Borges Yes it can you moron.

[@TheCassual]

otherwize12 Hey, hey, HEY. No need to be aggressive. He was just trying to crack a joke. Even if you can't take it, you don't have to start insulting the person making that joke. I know this is internet and you have your anonymity, but at least be civil. Common courtesy, okay?

[@Kloetee]

TheCassual German stereotype - we dont have any sense of humor

[@otherwize12]

TheCassual No shut up.

[@markokrstic8795]

Suprise in German: *BLITZKRIEG*

[@funnix3306]

Thats a good one xD

[@crimcrim1987]

Hah love that

[@dxcww9153]

This should've peaked🤣🤣

[@dimaloyer1451]

Hahahhaahaha, looool 😂😂😂

[@brando07611]

True

[@remusxd323]

0:10 Biology teacher:Give me an example of a huge animal. me:NILPFERD!

[@raphix111]

BAHAHAHA ich muss selber lachen XD (This is so funny XD)😂

[@ravenlord4]

"KRANKENHAUS" sounds like it could have been English, but like 500 years ago.

[@marshmallow_arts4178]

O-Q You offended my german side of meh...

[@marshmallow_arts4178]

Ehm..was ist ein Menschgerle?

[@softiewe7526]

Kraken house basically.

[@OwOchakoUwUraka]

Ok I've lived in germany for almost 9 years and I have NEVER heard anyone refer to sex as Geschlechtsverkehr But the literal translation is gender traffic and that makes me crack up

[@wakawa1930]

But the literal translation is gender traffic and that makes me crack up. I dont think so. The literal translation would be: sex traffic LIebe Grüße

[@GachaWolfy02]

1 accent on wrong place 2 all fine 3 sssscusa 4 ospetale 5 accent on wrong place (I laughed so hard on this one) 6 cannario 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chammalowgaming]

As a German i found this funny

[@pepejulianonzeima.whosaysi9747]

“Yo my arm hurts a lot.” “ENTSCHULDIGUNG” “Take me to the KRAKEENWAGEN” “Ok you big NILPFERD.”

[@theyoshi202]

Krankenhaus* krankenwagen is ambulance

[@tatyegettv5855]

Usual English lesson in Germany

[@sirfranccis9377]

Krakeenwagen would be octopus car with a e less