Core B-Side Golden Berry, but I rant the whole time

This isn't what my parents meant when they told me I needed to do a core workout... (get it)
Celeste is a hard platformer game. Its really tough, but to do one of the hardest levels deathless?? It is one of the hardest challenges ive ever done, and I did it like three months ago I dont know why it took me so long to make this video. Motivation is hard. I spent like two whole weeks making a Breaking Bad video but then I couldn't upload it due to copyright and I was so sad anyyyyyway I hope you enjoy this epic Golden Berry deathless Parrot Dash yellow berry gaming moment
also I wanna play more indie games
also school is hard wtf

[@valent617]

poll: am I the greatest celeste player of all time

[@sampastor4684]

im gonna say no

[@valent617]

wtf@@sampastor4684

[@theepiccarrot7]

yes

[@raslei_]

yesn't

[@donutgam1ng]

do 9A golden and get the moonberry then talk to me

[@zg5850]

my favorite part was when he said "It's Celeste-ing time" and Celeste-ed all over the place

[@GustavoBalls]

Here me out, 0.12 sounds bad but what if I were to x10 it, I'll hire you for $1.20 an hour to take over my shifts at the New York construction site trust it's a good deal

[@Winter_Blossoms]

it's a good day when valent uploads huge fan of those demo dashes, top notch

[@valent617]

glad you appreciated them

[@rockyhorton1]

so true those demos are impressive

[@Teotenders26]

Love seeing smaller creators making good content. Keep it up man!

[@havefun9181]

Part one was him doing 7b golden Part two is him doing 8b golden Part three is going to be him doing 9a golden

[@bellhop_phantom]

I've never seen anyone call farewell 9a

[@deuceditton2574]

3:31 “I might be dumb” is another perfect example of dramatic irony (shoutout the the SJ expert vids). I’m sorry to tell you this late but you can just… not turn on the fire in the prior room. If you enter the level in this checkpoint it’s already on but if you enter from the prior checkpoint you can just play full ice for a while. It’s the recommended strat actually.

[@valent617]

WAIT THE DRAMATIC IRONY NOOOO

[@marycabezas5329]

I need Maddy to bless me too with chapter 9

[@Kajlj5000real]

Celeste*

[@marycabezas5329]

@@Kajlj5000realMaddy thorson is the creator of Celeste Buddy

[@ThreeletterIGN]

4:01 Bro went through the five stages of grief after dying in Celeste💀

[@valent617]

the lowest point in my life

[@Ghajestis]

valent playing sjgmhs would be a rant the whole time until he gets to flag 1

[@_-Eva-_]

You've really inspired me to get better at Celeste, I managed to beat farewell and am currently doing the last two C-sides wich is way further than I ever expected! (I for some reason decided to do farewell before the C-sides do not ask me why) Hope college stuff is going well!

[@valent617]

good luck! glad I inspired you to continue Celesting. its tough but incredibly rewarding.

[@NullWes10]

The goat has returned! Congrats on 200

[@americanmcgeesalicefanatic8904]

Ah, the Celeste god has returned 🎉

[@dat_one_axolotl]

got recommended this, very cool content

[@dddaaawww]

VALENT UPLOAD WEE WOOO WEE WOO 💥💥🚨🚨

[@Leo-ix6jm]

great stuff man, very entertaining

[@TheKingOfShortness]

Update on my Celeste journey: i beat every b and c-side, i have moon berry, and im working on golden berries and winged berry

[@valent617]

LETS GO!!!!!! u got it king keep it up

[@TheKingOfShortness]

@@valent617 kinda gave up on Goldens, I have just been playing modded (intermediate on Strawberry jam), I have winged berry tho

[@NullWes10]

​@@TheKingOfShortness nice! Good luck on modded!

[@Nuibuddy]

.12 cents an hour is crazy 😂

[@valent617]

im making that bank 💰 🍔

[@OSoverspike]

Can't wait for the man to pull out double or nothing to do fwg ggs man nice 8bg although a little scuffed

[@TheKingOfShortness]

Can't even beat core and this is what I'm seeing in my notifications?? 😭😭😭 (just started playing a week ago)

[@valent617]

you'll get there man, gl with core!

[@donutgam1ng]

good luck

[@TheKingOfShortness]

​@@valent617just beat chapter 8

[@moew1316]

You are so good!

[@indiegamechris4759]

For me, Core B was way easier than Summit B.

[@valent617]

ur def right, core b side took me like a day when summit took a week

[@unnamedperson8619]

This is the most real 8bg video i swear this golden suck so bad man

[@nyjel2813]

Here’s to more Val(ar)ent Celeste content

[@valent617]

NOOOOOO

[@zekefuzz8623]

RIP Valent, gone too soon

[@valent617]

college is over im grinding yt when I get home

[@Gabzew]

Great video

[@rubyace7058]

oh yea man

[@ProbablyBarney]

you're actually funny wtf is your problem man

[@iexist1300]

Good job.

[@valent617]

thank you.

[@Whaxiz]

that was actually hilarious

[@cake4494]

Slay

[@gwydddddddddddddd]

gg

[@night9_]

Lmao this video is fucking hilarious. Good shit man

[@othercomputerjeff8679]

i see farewell golden file on that mess of a desktop...... do it :D

[@valent617]

NOOO HE SAW THE DESKTOP I grinded a bit over the summer and almost got it but rn I dont have time for it so maybe later sorry

[@thetedibear-kd4pq]

The best player said no one ever

[@valent617]

fr

[@Nylspider]

Lemon

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

Queleste

[@epicstar86]

rant gameing

[@ae7457]

Core gave me hepatitis c

[@novatime64]

I think I was here before 1.13 K.

[@kono152]

grandmaster when :)

[@valent617]

soon ;)

[@millimediagames]

Wow passionfruit pantheon is looking kinda weird

[@millimediagames]

(also wasn't I in the first 500 subs or something)

[@valent617]

passionfruit isnt even real

[@millimediagames]

@@valent617 WHAT

[@projecteer4498]

8b is my next one and I'm so scared XD

[@valent617]

GL! its not that bad its just inconsistent but if you get solid Strats for the cycle rooms and learn to neutral on core blocks you should be good

[@projecteer4498]

@@valent617 Thanks! Yea it shouldn't be awful, but it'll take a bit for sure. Definitely comfy with neutrals from a few years of modded experience, just too lazy to start 8bg grind XD

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

Also btw you sound like chazington

[@valent617]

a fellow chazington enjoyer 👍

[@Kajlj5000woawaw]

@@valent617 you cant go wrong with some chazington

[@souwurfe]

4:47 OPIJNROUIEWNORIJ WHAT. so close to death 😭

[@Lekereki]

Now do fwg :D

[@Billibix]

Imagine you don't know that the bumper at 4:26 is skippable with only dashes :happylandeline: Anyways, gg for the golden ! Surely not going for farewell golden :^)

[@valent617]

WAIT IS IT

[@valent617]

IM GONNA GO TRY THAT RN

[@valent617]

UR RIGHT NOOOOOO

[@connnnnnn]

Are you going to do grandmaster? If yes don't, the last room of pinball purgatory will slap you at least 10 times, launch pinballs in your balls at mock 10, make you regret all your life decisions 5 times, and give you a trauma every time you see or hear the word "Pumper."

[@valent617]

I

[@felixdoe8640]

pumber

[@Trees7420]

Good, now do farewell

[@valent617]

I tried for like a month shits hard

[@pizzapete7231]

someone put kiwi on pizza

[@valent617]

no.

[@Zelstuwu]

yay you did it uwu

[@musicalmoongirl5055]

sick lemon homeslice but why does it say 200 if you're only missing fwg?🤨

[@valent617]

I got 0 deaths on golden ridge b side but did it without the berry

[@musicalmoongirl5055]

@@valent617 get the lemon coward or youre not the greatest celeste player of all time🔫

[@donutgam1ng]

now do 8cg and I will pay you 90 dollars (maybe)

[@valent617]

already did it :)

[@donutgam1ng]

DAAMN

[@othercomputerjeff8679]

@@donutgam1ng 8cg is actually easier btw since its like, insanely short

[@ceebailz]

I can't even do 3ag but I've got all the golden c-sides, they're super easy

[@thischannelwillbedeletedin4857]

i did this before 7b

[@valent617]

I probably should've too

[@mightbmaybe]

i just did this

[@valent617]

pro gamer

[@mightbmaybe]

@@valent617 ranting included, we are the same person

[@brine09]

Ok, NOW DO FAREWELL 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@valent617]

ok 😈

[@brine09]

LESGOOO I love your content@@valent617

[@xanii73]

glad i didnt comment on this one 5 months ago superbuffed dsides? i may or may not make you do more for even less money than half a dollar in like 4 years

[@zecoxinha4372]

Now do farewell

[@valent617]

im working on it :)

[@SmallGamingYT]

fun fact: pp

[@catsandwich1406]

9dp when?

[@valent617]

tomorrow, look out for the notification!

[@catsandwich1406]

@@valent617 oh shit, are you wiling to post a 2 1/2 hour vid or are you gonna put it elsewhere

[@charr420]

now do c side

[@valent617]

already done :)

[@charr420]

@@valent617 uhhhhh, do it blindfolded

[@innb]

how long did it take you to get the golden?

[@valent617]

a day lmao it wasnt that bad

[@baniduno4786]

what in the celeste is that desktop

[@valent617]

I was kinda hoping no one would notice

[@widojay2048]

How many hours have you sunk into Celeste?

[@valent617]

too many. ( like 520 at this point)

[@widojay2048]

@@valent617 what do you mean, that’s not enough. You can say that at 1000

[@drakootherat1735]

What are you Technoblades child?

[@kalikaku5954]

🫡

[@valent617]

🍔

[@theseer4439]

Did you get your 60 dollars?

[@valent617]

I havent yet I gotta peer pressure him more

[@Gooberoglumbus]

Did you get the money.

[@valent617]

NO I HAVENT YET IM PISSED

[@Gooberoglumbus]

​@valent617 what about now?

[@hey7514]

What about now? ​@@valent617

[@CodyFelix]

Bro in ur vids u need to stop RANTING ALL the time

[@valent617]

NO I LVOE RANTING

[@CodyFelix]

VALENT DO U HAVE A DISCORD?? CUZ IF NOT DO ONE

[@Vocuzvizions]

5k 6 months