Celeste Strawberry Jam Grandmaster Lobby, but awful

A little too much Strawberry Jam on my plate
So this is the finale of my Celeste Strawberry Jam, the biggest Celeste collab, where I have finished everything from blueberry bay to starfruit supernova. series, I do half of the grandmaster lobby in this video (no I will not be doing the second half this game is actually starting to cause me physical harm) Does this mean I'm a celeste grandmaster now? Will Parrot Dash finally notice me? The answer to both questions is definitely no. I might go back and start getting some beginner and intermediate golden berries, because I love the funny haha indie madeline platformer game, and ill definitely play more celeste mods. just... not hard ones. Ill definitely be making more celeste content too, like getting the Farewell golden berry and probably Monika's D-Sides sometime soon. But anyway, look forward to more stuff in the future now that I'm done with college process. woo
also those maps took me like 50 hours wtf
#celeste #strawberryjam #goldenberry #summit

[@valent617]

i hate shilling in videos so im doing it here I MADE A DISCORD: discord.gg/HFGa5XC98z SECOND CHANNEL (VERY LOW QUALITY): www.youtube.com/@ValentDouble really hope you enjoy!

[@ParrotDash]

you will now officially be recognized as a celeste grandmaster, and with that ive now made your description inaccurate youre welcome ❤

[@valent617]

this is the best moment of my entire life

[@kounou1202]

Parrot dash jumpscare

[@Nikola_M]

That is now the frog's name according to 45:00

[@NullWes10]

​@@valent617 congrats man

[@shxne222]

awwww😊

[@dddaaawww]

can you PLEASE name him HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer

[@valent617]

I will consider it

[@lemondude2]

do it@@valent617

[@idkjfuff]

“Nooo, don’t kill the hp officejet pro 6978 wireless all in one ink ready printer!”

[@JinGaster]

nicely done! fun fact you actually took the hardest path possible for cycle madness b side, usually people do towels first instead of last 👀

[@valent617]

WHAT

[@user-of5di7pu3t]

@@valent617lmaooo

[@ianjohnson218]

If you could do the hardest path on an easier level, maybe you could do the easiest path on a harder level? Imagine the happiness you would get from finishing every level in the game I am definitely not terrible person for encouraging this

[@446pm]

6 months later and the sequel is real holy hell. I dont blame you for not doing the harder maps and good job on accomplishing what you did in this video!

[@valent617]

htankyou !

[@446pm]

@@valent617 i decided to actually buy the game and after struggling on a strawberry for 20 minutes in chapter 3 i can say with confidence that what you did in the video is even more insane than what i already thought it was

[@Lybinyx]

My toxic trait is thinking I could beat a single room of any of these maps

[@valent617]

my toxic trait is slowly convincing myself I can do the rest of the lobby

[@pootispastry397]

@@valent617 Honestly? even if you can't do it, I still kinda want to see your reaction to some of the other rooms.

[@weirdbf]

​@@pootispastry397as much as to valent's dismay, he promised :3

[@Creepergamerofgames]

That image absolutely goes hard

[@valent617]

I couldn't agree more

[@Reviachi]

I’m so glad this is the first comment I saw. That image absolutely goes hard

[@watchrandomuser395onyoutube]

This is the hard image

[@Nuggetleader]

That image makes ME hard

[@lust_rat]

am i buggin or did the comments repeat

[@kono152]

i never thought i'd get so hype for the return of handcam

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@squiddu]

on this episode of celeste: breaking physics as we know it.

[@luukasmm3280]

yooo banger video! Surprised you're not finishing the lobby cuz you're definitely good enough but it's totally understandable to not finish, it's a huge time commitment. anyways now i have another hour long video of yours to rewatch a ton so that's cool

[@valent617]

tysm for the support! im not finishing the lobby mostly because it was starting to physically hurt my wrists and im not trying to risk any carpel tunnel lmao. thanks agian!

[@luukasmm3280]

@@valent617 yeah thats also a super valid reason. hyped to see what you play next!

[@kirbee3411]

@@valent617vouch tbh.. just played through 74 today, it took like 6 hours and my hands hurt like a bitch :]

[@squibster81]

Finally the sequel in one of the greatest Celeste playthroughs I’ve ever seen!

[@JJadne]

You know it's a good day when this banger drops (also do the reds no balls)

[@valent617]

I would if my wrists didnt implode maybe in the future

[@Pwngin]

This video is honestly so hilarious and is one of the Celeste videos with probably the highest replay value, props to you man. The Bible verses also hit different.

[@indiegamechris4759]

Great! Now do Pumber

[@valent617]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@epicgameruwu9907]

​@@valent617 To be fair, Helix (The 2nd real room) is one of the hardest in the level, and you cleared that, so you def can do it (This is coming from the guy who put 80 hours into full clearing the level), but do watch out for level 9 ;3

[@sampastor4684]

could madeline beat goku tho

[@valent617]

I reckon so

[@the_gb_]

someone get this man a decently powerful pc to record his videos, the potential is insane ps. if you ever have it in your soul to do the reds, summit is super funny :))

[@strife54849]

The fact that you started reciting bible verses on 10x speed had me cracking up

[@Zelstuwu]

6:52 DID YOU JUST MADE A DANGANRONPA JOKE????? pls merry me

[@raslei_]

cant want for celeste strawberry jam GM+1 lobby, but proposterous

[@valent617]

comes out tomorrow fs

[@Ghajestis]

wait until they learn about Elemental Synergy Collab

[@GustavoBalls]

I would love to watch Valent play more 2d platformers like Super Meat Boy, Shovel Knight, or Hollow Knight just to see if the Celeste skill transfers over (also they're just really fun games)

[@valent617]

ill def play some of those in the near future

[@kicksr2916]

@@valent617how near are we talking?

[@nataliexists]

play some iwbtg fangames :)

[@erierierierierie]

id argue hk isnt much of a platformer, just a metroidvania with platforming elements

[@GustavoBalls]

@@erierierierierie I know I just wanted to make it fit in with the other games. HK does have the path of pain and mods

[@strife54849]

DO THE RED MAPS! IF YOU CAN'T DO IT I CAN'T! PLUS WHAT ABOUT THE HEARTSIDE? jokes aside, the fuck do you mean you're not a grandmaster!? I'd have to grind for the combined time it took you to record ALL of this just to beat ONE of those ROOMS! Gg man!

[@jessbian3385]

Dawg you finished drifting deep so fast what the hell, that map took me like 11 hours

[@valent617]

I kinda gamed

[@Chelito0607]

Bro i just finished the grandmaster Heartside and posted it on my channel today and got the notification that you posted, you are my goat man happy to have you back

[@valent617]

you might be the celeste goat. when are you planning on goldening that

[@Chelito0607]

@@valent617 oh absolutely never LMAO only one person has done that and I'm happy to leave it that way

[@dry4smash946]

@@valent617you should totally do gmhs if you can, it’s literally my favorite gaming experience of like, maybe all time lol

[@valent617]

@@dry4smash946 i might have to succumb to this peer pressure

[@Неме-щ3м]

8:32 can someone explain please i don't wanna rewatch like 40 minute video again just to understand this moment

[@valent617]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h56Uin5jlpp3jc0 2:25 hope this helps 👍

[@Its_MarsBars]

I think (if you want to do more Celeste mods), you should try the 100 trap and/or Cosmic Column. Both good, fairly difficult Celeste maps.

[@valent617]

I may have to try

[@Redjd2098]

i've beat cosmic column a, it was pretty cool btw did you know a potential synonym for "cosmic column" is "space boner"?

[@raphlegoat]

man I'm so happy watching this video. I love skilled gameplay and good jokes

[@Kaiawoo]

it's ok i know you'll do the rest of the maps eventually

[@valent617]

im already thinking about it fuck

[@isavenewspapers8890]

Now that's what I call the integral from 0 to 3 of x^2 dx

[@cosmnik472]

Now that's what I call 9

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@cosmnik472 Hello. You have reminded me of this comment. I am a trans woman. For a while, the concept of Celeste legitimately haunted me. Like, "Wow, you're telling me that this game has good gameplay, an emotional story, a high difficulty, and a trans woman protagonist? Wow, that's so cool! How could any mortal mind possibly cope with the sheer awesomeness of that? And it's also proof of the fact that I'm too lame and stupid to be trans, so that's a shame." It's actually pretty sad to look back upon. In July of 2023, I learned calculus from Khan Academy. That was when I fell in love with math all over again. It was legitimately magical. Thinking about calculus makes me happy. I had this system for dealing with Celeste videos that showed up in my recommended: I'd click on them, pause the video, go to the comments, post nonsense, and leave. As you can probably guess, that is what happened here. I see that my comment has 9 likes now. Dunno who could've possibly derived any value from it, but whatever. Anyway, to you, nice work solving the integral. You win.

[@goosemchonk]

​@@isavenewspapers8890new copypasta just dropped

[@hiredfiredtired]

@@isavenewspapers8890 the fuck?

[@Spitfire720]

12:59 That gameing room that took you 45 minutes took me over the course of 10 days. I bet in my final moments that my fingers mimic my routing for that room one last time

[@valent617]

thats morbid. god gamer stuff

[@jeremyquiros5483]

If you don't finish the rest of Grandmaster, I hope you at least look at more modded content because I really can't get enough of HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer propped up recording mode.

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@thecheeseXD]

god came back

[@ThreeletterIGN]

The frogs name is God

[@strife54849]

33:05 this had me actually pulling up a bible like 'hold up'

[@rac-gg4sd]

"This is what I imagine it looks like after a long night of hard crack" _Valent February 2024

[@Sami20187]

The new Celeste goat returns

[@gubthedestroyer]

you heard it here first folks. Celeste grandmaster causes people to quote scripture out of fear.

[@valent617]

unironically

[@ZyodlAltAltAlt]

0:20 incase that specific scenario ever happens again, you can say "bro wtf do you mean celeste came out 7 years from now what are you on about"

[@valent617]

im glad someone picked up on that lmao

[@ThreeletterIGN]

2:11 By the way, Indie Game Chris is a super underrated channel so go subscribe and check out his Strawberry Jam videos

[@valent617]

AGREED

[@Mdwantstosleep]

Everytime I watch this I get entertained by you getting paranoid from the spikes Also couldnt you have dashed into the pufferfish from below then dashed past before it respawned

[@ZyodlAltAltAlt]

i would name the frog: "my favourite game is russian fishing 4, it is the best game to ever be created mostly due to the detail on the title, like, "4"? thats higher than i can count! AND ITS THREE WORDS? yaknow what else is three words? the highest rated game of all time, russian fishing 5..."

[@valent617]

ill put it on the list

[@timtaroo2856]

I am here to ruin your day. As opposed to liminary, as well as superliminary, the map is called superluminary Also you've probably figured out by now but the wallbounce boost lasts a couple frames longer than the dash timer so if you wallbounce then immediately dash diagonally you'll get the boost after the dash ends

[@valent617]

thank you. now I know.

[@sunnyleeloo]

The legend has returned

[@adamrozsavolgyi2947]

AYYYYOOOOO another hour long video from my fave celester, gonna grab my snacks

[@xplosives1752]

always fun to see more people tackling grandmaster! glad you enjoyed my map :)

[@valent617]

YOUR MAP WAS SO SICK

[@millimediagames]

My favorite part of this series has got to be Valent just vibing to the music

[@TheTrueXaver]

am i gaslighting myself into believing that i can't do these? my guy couldn't even neutral jump

[@valent617]

I reckon you got it

[@realNom2mooncow]

I NEED to play more omg it looks so fun (except the parts that didn’t but I won’t worry about it)

[@valent617]

no you dont. trust me

[@trollsansofficial]

I love how he starts describing Madeline as every religious entity

[@Reviachi]

Valent - “Oh noooo these gm maps took way too long. Look at dreep, it took me 4 and a half hours!” Me - looks at 17 hours dreep fc time… fuck.

[@valent617]

oh my days

[@yumivt]

the unapologetic save states lmao

[@Lekereki]

YESSS WE SO BACK

[@tiramasu5205]

there have been letsplays on here with three seperate editors and 4 times the budget that arent even half as funny as this video. So many people think that its all been done before and that they need some new wacky way of being entertaining, but you just play it straight and its one of the first times in a while where I laughed at a video. keep it up man 👍

[@valent617]

I love tiramisu

[@ijpthegreat]

Congrats on having 0 women viewers, in the most egg breaking game

[@Nevig1403]

2:52 "Okay... Madeline is Jesus?" Well they say in Strawberry Jam Lore the Grandmaster Lobby is suppose to be like Heaven so this theory might be right 🤔

[@valent617]

WAIT THERES LORE???

[@kevincerda6636]

I don't wanna do my homework, it scares me

[@valent617]

dont do homework, play more celeste

[@Murasaki_RS]

Me: This looks so fun Also me: *Raging over base game Chapter 3 golden berry*

[@valent617]

THAT WAS tHE WORST ONE

[@leego2474]

name the frog grandmaster, he deserves it >:)

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@rumarion_]

name the froggie carlos VI

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@bcefkm]

How about Esrevni for the frog's name? (Pronounced es-rev-ni) It's inverse backwards, referencing it's color scheme.

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@dominikaandglebshchemenok1384]

name the froggy jumpy mcsquish

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@sputnikt]

I love ur sense of humour sm

[@weegee_666]

30:32 summit downside moment

[@figbarrr]

i cleared all the gm greens and yellows except for drifting deep, i'm NOT touching that.

[@valent617]

LMAO high key good take

[@floor_tile]

I love this game. Really helped when I was coming out as trans.

[@valent617]

mfw trans rights 👍👍

[@mrblanc8064]

Hey bro 0000 is still a 4 digit number

[@chimkingoverlord]

imortant distinction, that isnt what madaline can do, that's transfems in general

[@mauriooo8767]

late to the party but i had this vid on as background noise and 6:52 made me perk up and look like a dog hearing a whistle. the danganronpa hyperfixation died like a year ago but the conditioning sure didn’t

[@valent617]

danganronpa fan moment

[@refaru5333]

Same XD

[@ashleytheasteroid6444]

Guys I swear I won't come back, I never will ever I swear I'm not addicted THE HANDS YEARN FOR MORE TORTURE

[@valent617]

im worried this is actually gonna be me

[@dominikaandglebshchemenok1384]

ive been playing for 2 years and i still cant beat advanced lobby wtf 😭, ur really good at this game bro. should i be concerend that i understood the reference at 6:51 😭 (I only have 230 hours on celeste so that might be the reason ur better than me, although like 50 of those 230 hours are just me at the pause screen)

[@valent617]

you'll get there ez

[@laceylopp7039]

53:55 lmao you named yourself GOD 💀

[@valent617]

30:06

[@iexist1300]

You could actually see that in the expert video

[@accountid9681]

welcome to the GM club!

[@creakiap]

Your videos are amazing. Hope to see more Iphone records.

[@valent617]

I promise you will see more.

[@henrystickmin8812]

If madeline gets into smash she's gonna be even more broken than steve

[@valent617]

sakurai PLEASE dont get on this

[@fusionberry7332]

You’re So fucking underrated, i have watched all your celeste videos multiple times its insane!

[@valent617]

thank you so much!! my non-celeste videos are also ok btw

[@fusionberry7332]

@@valent617JUST FOUND OUT YOU LITERALLY JUST POST MY FAVORITE GAMES (with a side of perfect randomnes)

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

Omg he's back

[@valent617]

no

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

@@valent617 oh sorry you're right, you're valent, not back. I got names mixed up.

[@valent617]

I just laughed out loud in my German class and got chewed out. stop being funny.

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

@@valent617 I'm sorry back uhhhh I mean valent ;-;

[@toshii2198]

Man, its funny and depressing seeing you complain about rooms taking long while i have taken 3x longer on most maps and 5x more deaths atleast in each of them ;-;

[@valent617]

grandmaster gaming is tough bro

[@toshii2198]

@@valent617 yeh it is, i played most of sj gm till yellow, except cmb. Its been a nightmarishly difficult journey. Some rooms taking 2+hrs to beat

[@DJruslan4ic]

Uncapped speed does wonders for a precision platformer customs scene allegedly

[@autumn-876]

yoooo we both put off college essays in the exact same way #twinning

[@valent617]

GOOD TAKE!!

[@laceylopp7039]

2:05 Honestly sometimes it’s just like rng for me too, just make sure that your jump is a wall bounce and that your dash right after are two different inputs not happening at the same time, but still really quick between each other. From what I saw i think it might be because you’re jumping too early from after your dash up and it’s not registering it as a wall bounce

[@valent617]

I DID IT

[@sofiladelcloset]

its impressive that the laptop didnt implode btw do legos also taste different depending on the color?

[@valent617]

1: it almost did 2: no you have to get the flavored boxes

[@sofiladelcloset]

@@valent617 wait where do i get those, i cant find them on the store, do i need a vpn? help

[@brickh179]

As someone who has said many times in Celeste "I am never going to do that", I give it a 50/50 on whether you come back for the rest of GM. (Just to be clear, no pressure to, please take care of yourself and your hands. But don't feel guilty if the addiction kicks in)

[@valent617]

dont. it hard.

[@paprickachicken5277]

i understood the obscure referance quota!!!

[@valent617]

W

[@mrblakeboy1420]

1:16 this explains why you aren’t a grandmaster

[@valent617]

why arent girls real :(

[@evandrofilipe1526]

You should name the frog Gilbert

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@Max-bq1db]

The hotdog jpeg actually made me laugh out loud, thank you for this

[@boothgoodies6348]

Kokichi Ouma obscure refrence quota is crazy😭

[@ianjohnson218]

I love this game lets you walk on spikes, but only if it isn’t your fault

[@lilahmarrs6269]

i have watched this video over 10 times I have only just realized that at 24.08 when you die irl, you play the music that you called hell. Veyr funny.

[@valent617]

THANK

[@mud1nabowl]

22:41 do you want mcdonalds or wendy’s

[@valent617]

McDonald

[@nubert2036]

The frog's name has to be Jack

[@valent617]

ill add that to the list also HOLY SHIT NUBERT

[@Ghajestis]

i have been waiting for this

[@Goob_uhh]

8:30 WHY!!!! 😭 why must you keep doing this

[@viniciusvieira5303]

Bro's low diffing a grand master lv and calls himself bad💀

[@valent617]

i am bad

[@valent617]

a baddie

[@viniciusvieira5303]

@@valent617 true

[@qilinit]

Get this man an actual pc

[@leiz8048]

grand meowster

[@lunariumpictures]

you should name the frog psilocybin

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@joshua.A1423]

good video bro, now, name the frog ligma

[@valent617]

thats going on the list

[@Logan_alexander_gaming]

If this comment gets 10 likes Valent does the red maps :)

[@valent617]

no

[@Tyrantstorm]

@@valent617real

[@Logan_alexander_gaming]

@@valent617 Also I stream my pain completing GM for all laugh at?

[@rilp0593]

VALENT UPLOAD VALENT UPLOAD VALENT UPLOAD !!!

[@Bluecho4]

32:40 I know you know that was a fake-ass Bible quote. And that's fine, because it's just a goof. But for reference, let's show what John 3:8 really says: "'The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but cannot tell where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who is born of the Spirit.'" Not gonna lie, that goes kind of hard.

[@valent617]

LMAO It does go hard high key

[@silver1788]

The reference to indiegamechris catched me of guarde but i welcome the reference