Farewell, but every death I beat a Dashless+ room

correction: i REALLY need a hobby
so recently I lost a bet to my good acquaintance Parrot Dash and now I have to get the golden berry for Celeste's longest map and prequel to 9D, Farewell. So i thought it would be funny to challenge myself. every fail I have to beat a room of the hardest Celeste map, Dashless+ (ok i know technically its Solar Purgatory now but shhhhh) This video took me many moons to complete, but at least im gonna deathless farewell soon right. right.
#celeste #valent #goldenberry #deathless #farewell #strawberryjam #summit #speedrun #worldrecord #dsides

[@valent617]

join the discord to laugh at my ineptitude: discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z

[@lennyternil336]

Valent I need more content PLEASE

[@adarshk7484]

now do dashless+ but every time you die you best farewell

[@valent617]

LMAO soon

[@nataliexists]

and then every farewell death you have to do dashless+

[@blueeazull120]

​@@nataliexists and then every dashless+ death you have to do farewell

[@channel-fk8nh]

and then every farewell death you have to do dashless+

[@Stooge2]

And then every dashless+ death you have to beat farewell

[@reaIistically]

this is what badeline was trying to ultimately prevent in chapter 2

[@butterfork717]

“i’m gonna be so proud when i upload this video and it’s gonna be just the farewell playthrough with the two dashless+ rooms. it’s gonna be sick” dies

[@valent617]

SRTOP

[@TheFlipoTurtle]

Madeline tripped on a rock it wasn't his fault

[@reaIistically]

twice

[@snolls105]

@@valent617 your comedic timing is impeccable. you should continue jinxing it.

[@Alloy_Dreemurr]

​@@TheFlipoTurtleyeah. on space. tripped. trust

[@adwaawddw4730]

Beating room 3 after six hours in one sitting, sounding like you just fought in a war, and then proceeding to go back to farewell immediately was a massive blunder ngl

[@valent617]

looking back on it... that might have been my bad

[@gigiobigio0002]

"Decent celeste player" _tries farewell golden_

[@Alex21Dashless]

glad you learned so much from my map! banger!

[@valent617]

omg dashless+ creator!! we have beef.

[@Nylspider]

DASHLESSPLUS

[@mark220v]

IT'S THE DASHLESSPLUSSY GUY

[@janberentsen9890]

Oh, but this is a hobby. There are many people out here in the world who torture themselves and call it a hobby. There's nothing shameful about being a masochist.

[@valent617]

I should try stamp collecting

[@vividescence]

next video: i spent 1000 hours beating the worlds hardest stamp

[@spitzee9649]

"in any of the maps usually reconciliation isn't that bad so i'll play through-" *dashless+ jumpscare*

[@valent617]

mark plier reference

[@JinGaster]

legend says that if you die in the golden room then ash baby will save you but only if you beat the entirety of dashless plus in 7 frames flat

[@Ultra_Baby_Bros]

Now that same thing but with the Final Goodbye Golden Starwberry

[@valent617]

too easy

[@Ultra_Baby_Bros]

@@valent617 Oh no

[@l4vvie]

15:27 literally said out loud "imagine if he died here again" dashless+ seems like fun

[@l4vvie]

nah but in all honestly, a 5 low death run of farewell (technically) is pretty damn good, you can 100% make that golden soon

[@valent617]

SOON!!!!

[@mark220v]

lmfao, this video is literally peak of celeste content (got the pun?)

[@IssyTAS]

Can't believe I was fired....

[@masela01]

maybe next time

[@valent617]

should've been better at the game.. :\ (thank you for the help again lmaoo)

[@JellyfishLightning]

Normally your Celeste Mod playthrough videos show me cool mods and inspire me to complete difficult levels. I absolutely won't be doing that this time :D have fun with dashless+ lol

[@valent617]

LMAOOO sorry jellyfish good choice 👍

[@JellyfishLightning]

@@valent617might do "voidside bside but every death I play a room from 4D" though lol

[@olive_r]

okay but now do dashless+ but if you die you need to beat the map anyways

[@valent617]

hi olive youre funny sometimes haha. no

[@grene556]

THATS WHAT THE DASHLESS+ FOR?

[@valent617]

thought it would be funny :(

[@grene556]

AFFIRM “YES” FOR MASS HALLUCINATION 🎉🎉🎉🫶🏼🕊️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️🐕🐕💥🙅‍♂️👅👅👅👅

[@MizhiBirb]

QHAR?!

[@phelly]

The demons are WHAT

[@valent617]

THEYRE COMING INSID OF ME!!!!!

[@justthoseguys12]

@@valent617 ayo

[@Huntrox77]

Now do every time you die IRL you beat dashless+ IRL !!

[@stroodale]

super impressive stuff, good luck with farewell golden! love ur content so much

[@valent617]

tysm goat

[@zanter1231]

got it by recommandation, really fun video lmao, gl on getting the golden tho

[@valent617]

THNK YOU!!

[@TheKingOfShortness]

Another valent classic

[@TheKingOfShortness]

Now do this with golden and moon berry

[@Thriyf]

Valent hardlist sweep arc real!!!! Also the cornerglide caught me so off gaurd.

[@valent617]

I didnt know that was a thing that could occur 😭

[@nathanbcrazy931]

Holy shit the dedication to put yourself through any amount of d+ for a silly video, mad respect gg

[@CAKE_FRFR]

not gonna lie, even i was stressed like the whole video. good job

[@valent617]

empath moment

[@ashleytheasteroid6444]

Farewell golden soon :clueless: also I love your videos and I know the pain of getting FWG on a mackbook LMAO I did it fully with lap cam BEFORE you made it cool :3

[@MistickM]

Now do farewell but every time you die you have to do farewell

[@valent617]

thats just called golden attempts bud

[@MistickM]

@@valent617 no like you have to beat it, and then you can resume

[@mr.sheldor794]

I’m so glad to figure out what dashless + is! Finally I’ve figured out that it is a function on the calculator 🔥 thanks valent

[@valent617]

anytime :D

[@user-cg6gc3qc3j]

the captain toad music in the background made this infinitly more enjoyable lmao

[@valent617]

that music is etched into my nightmares

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

"The demons are coming inside me" 😏

[@gnomeathome1736]

The absolute embodiment of "...I'll give you something to cry about!"

[@enio3698]

now same thing you try to beat farewell but with every death you have to rebeat 9d side

[@valent617]

haha no

[@HaphazardousSpace]

Why are you so relatable ??? "I need to take it slow" (doesn't take it slow, suffer the consequences, still doesn't take it slow) "So basically I'm not learning my lesson AND I'm lazy" (dies at something) (manages to do it consistently) "Oh it's fine I can do it now." (suddenly can't do it a single time for the following 30 minutes) 5:25 me during Double Golden: Subpixels...

[@valent617]

I HATE SUBPIXELS!!!

[@Umb19]

im planting tomatoes

[@insertcreativityhere7747]

The photo at the first death is fucking hysterical

[@nilrem3]

erm actually it doesn’t count you had the subpixel display on (just kidding of course great video it’s really funny i’m enjoying it a lot)

[@valent617]

wait is that a thing are people not allowed to have that on

[@nilrem3]

@@valent617 not allowed for official clears because it gives you extra information. but you should play however you want i think

[@elfstar7514]

may as well play blindfolded by goodness

[@RaghavanRamanujam]

​@@elfstar7514There are subpixle manipulation and for C-pops there is a setup

[@shadowflamelightburst4503]

Love seeing the same ceiling pop tutorial vid I watched. Love ParrotDash This video is such a scam, you died at 19:55 but didn’t clear a dashless+ room

[@blue_birb]

ON THE SAME ROOM LMFAOO

[@skyfoam]

got recommended this. great video!

[@jepppppp]

2:10 Some._.Gal reference!!!!!!!

[@waligooli]

best celester of all time

[@jepppppp]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@belfee]

NEW VALENT VID LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@valent617]

HI BELFEE

[@ThreeletterIGN]

hi

[@waligooli]

hi

[@stiankik9646]

hi

[@valent617]

@@stiankik9646 big poo!!!

[@HavuBunny]

incredible the rest of d+ is totallyyyy worth it to play through

[@valent617]

cease

[@sigsqrl]

Valent video to elevate my day let’s fucking go

[@Some_Gal-vd3mt]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@RaghavanRamanujam]

NOOOO

[@NthngChngd]

NOOOOOOOOO

[@reedallen1567]

It's like Technoblade, but if he was a Celeste player. This is easily the most entertaining channel I've watched in the last couple of years.

[@Zeno-]

oh boy this video seems to be popping off... gl

[@NullWes10]

Holy shit peak has dropped :0

[@figbarrr]

4:25 made me die laughing lol

[@ijpthegreat]

Now we wait several more months for farewell golden 👍

[@kevinbroberg3504]

Eagerly awaiting the sequel, FWG attempts but every time I die I have to beat a room in Sumber

[@aepos_]

phenomenal editing tbh

[@valent617]

iMovie transitions go hard

[@luukasmm3280]

The corner glide at 4:23 is so fucking funny🔥

[@valent617]

im still mad

[@Skoize]

gl on the fwg!

[@valent617]

thanks!

[@Yuz9.]

do the rest of gramdmaster loby or no Balls - Day1

[@neoplayx073]

new valent video playing celeste. lets go 😂🎉

[@EvilMC10]

this is so me when valent uploads

[@TheZoneEater]

Dashless×

[@valent617]

ok map creators get on this

[@mysteriam9679]

We got you to 1.5k likes! Have fun doing dashless+ :3

[@valent617]

I feel like you misread the goal there bud

[@mysteriam9679]

@@valent617 no. 1.5k. you're doing it /j

[@valent617]

@@mysteriam9679 NOOOOOO

[@Unk0wnHope]

friend i believe you are far more than a decent celeste player, you seem sick as hell at this game

[@justthoseguys12]

corner glide is crazy lol

[@valent617]

I didnt know that was a thing 😭

[@OskarKris]

Madilion celete:

[@valent617]

stroke

[@navyegg2373]

This is too relatable 10:51

[@Lunathemoonofthevoid]

Babe wake up valent made a new video

[@detestabledumpling8938]

The fact that this was close to a recon deathless run if you didnt do fast strats

[@boi5778]

gl for golden strawberry

[@ThreeletterIGN]

Everything makes sense now

[@generalkenobi9803]

Cant wait for dashless+ but everytime I die I golden farewell

[@valent617]

you might have to hit up clantis for that one

[@Some_Gal-vd3mt]

@@valent617 nah rick

[@ChromaCaipira]

4:23 This part KILLED ME.. of LAUGHTER

[@patitou5169]

good hard work maaann

[@RndmGuy98]

3:42 Gotta love the volume pop-up.

[@conore5154]

Eyyy, another person who doesnt feel like learning the keys skip

[@valent617]

just like me fr

[@rianangel4839]

Me through the first 4:30 minutes 😃😀🙂😕😟☹️🙁😦😧😨 Actually though all of the video

[@weirdbf]

parrot dash is a john celeste opp

[@valent617]

who is John celeste 😭

[@Its_A_Mii]

@@valent617 he is john celeste. obvious

[@monikka4109]

Peak content

[@Impregnable1slam]

Wow. U seem a little better than decent

[@KenjiLaurvick]

Im gonna make sure that like goal is reached

[@valent617]

im scared

[@lamurara]

parrot dash wants you to play a map he hasn't even cleared lol

[@landonnunez2850]

we love hist

[@josephgaming3357]

1:26, you didn't count a death

[@valent617]

LMAOOOO I SHOULDVE

[@ImSchnippi]

dashless+ detected

[@rob3bb]

detector destroyed

[@JoicSeth]

That first death was insanely funny

[@spud202]

the best "decent celeste player" ever

[@Nexusity_]

awesome content

[@acone2017]

valent when the challenge is not to make banger videos(now do this with sumber tbh)

[@lirachonyr]

valent? more like parrot dash but even better 😎

[@valent617]

watch the blasphemy please

[@lirachonyr]

@@valent617I did not say Parrot Dash is bad, I like parrot dash, I said that you are better because you are better 😎

[@valent617]

@@lirachonyr cap

[@foxerthewinterfox2945]

True

[@victorjohnson5646]

@@lirachonyr blasphemy

[@salzgurke3651]

Lets gooOoooO

[@masela01]

watching this right next to my grandma who knows zero english and has no clue you're swearing👍👍👍👍

[@CalFox72]

Valent I love you

[@Crazey]

10:51 The demons are what 😭

[@valent617]

did I stutter

[@Crazey]

@@valent617 😈

[@justthoseguys12]

yay new valent video

[@tobsjjs]

VALENT VIDEOEOEOEOEOEEOEO YAAAAAY

[@valent617]

YIPPEEEEE

[@tobsjjs]

@@valent617 3L-side VVhen?

[@Yuz9.]

New video Lets gooo btw can you do the thug shake > -

[@valent617]

yes but only after marriage

[@Yuz9.]

@@valent617 😍

[@kono152]

babe wake up valent just uploaded

[@justthoseguys12]

new farewell low death pb GG

[@channel-fk8nh]

6:10 i unironicly agree

[@YeStalisk]

Farewell golden, but everytime you die you have to beat summit down side

[@misscatbird]

room 6 is harder than room 3 so ggs for not having to do that

[@valent617]

YOOOO thank god

[@misscatbird]

@@valent617 yea room 3 took me 5.5 hours… I’m about that far in room 6 and haven’t even gotten halfway 💀

[@62049]

if this guy ever does a collab it's gonna be molecular Man that was a bad pun even by my standards

[@valent617]

I laughed (I am lying)

[@BGDMusic]

you are not decent you are a grandmaster that is much better than decent. advanced would be decent but you are higher than that :3 also i should do 9ag eventually at least faster

[@valent617]

thank u gl fwg

[@BGDMusic]

@@valent617 i dont like goldens so itll be a bit but rn im doing lxvi so thats really cool but yeah good luck fwg as well or something also gl D+ or something

[@luffy4868]

get this man to 150k likes, stat.

[@valent617]

no.