Wright: OBJECTION! Your honor, here I have evidence that undoubtedly proves the guilt of luigi in Mario's murder! As you know, Mario's body was found on the roof of the castle, his body punctured by the sharp end of the pillar. The only man other than mario that could make that jump is Luigi! Luigi: * PANICKED GIBBERISH * Wright: Luigi, panicked on how he would get away with this, planted evidence that makes it seem it was bowser who did the deed. As you can see * takes out fake bowser claw * this is fake because * snaps claw * these are more brittle than an old mans bones! But the real evidence that was left behind was this suit found in the washer, the mister L SUIT! Obviously luigi put this in the washer to wash off the blood, but he forgot one thing, his glove was left out covered in blood because the police had arrived and he needed to get out of suit quick to tell them the fake truth, and sure enough... His finger prints were found on the inside!!! TAKE THAT!!! Luigi: * EXTREMELY PANICKED GIBBERISH * 10 minutes later... Judge: I think I've come to a verdict... bowser is... not guilty!!!
@cdgames693 жыл бұрын
Luigi: I beg your pardon, but when did you obtain the autopsy report? Waluigi: The day after the murder Peach: The prosecution's point being? Luigi: That autopsy report is... outdated, your honor. A second autopsy was performed yesterday, at my request. "Death was almost immediate, however the penguin may have clung to the edge of the stage for several minutes"
@legendgames1284 жыл бұрын
Whoever extracted the audio has an amazing copy of sm64.
@ciamosabi3 жыл бұрын
Y'know, every copy of Super Mario 64 IS personalized... I suppose Ace Attorney wasn't a thing until another 5 years, so maybe this isn't secretly real
@rinnoma87903 жыл бұрын
I can prove it. I'm going to bring your spicy vengeance to fruition, just as you want it. Ha...! Thats good... A plumber to the bitter end, Mario. Since there's one piece of evidence to prove your point, why don't we go for the unlimited penalty? Are you trying to pressure me, mista koopa? Because it doesn't matter to me. I have what I need. G-Give me a break! You've got nothing, Mario. (So what do I do at a time like this?) (It's simple! I've gotta think outside the box and approach this from a different angle!) Alright then, Mr. Mario. Let's hear what you've got. There's one thing I've demonstrated in the previous cross-examination. The killer was wounded. That was proven by the blood on the dagger. B-but... We decided that its impossible for him to have hidden such a wound! If bowser had been cut by a dagger, there would be bloodstains on his shell! There's one place, one place where the killer could have hidden his wound. Wh-what did you say? H-hidden...? ... (This is it! My last stand! I need to think about this from a different angle!) (I don't need to think about why there were no bloodstains on his clothing...) (I need to show how he hid the wound!) It's the end of the line! The final stop, Mario! Let's hear what you've got. Where's this location you say I hid the wound? *presents bowsers profile* TAKE THAT! ...Ha! I don't need to know what you're talking about... And frankly, I don't need to know. What I know, is that you'll never be half the plumber he was! Isn't that right, Mario...? ...! (Wh-what was that just now? (Luigi?) (It-it cant be!) (You're living on... through him...!?) Even as we speak, you're still hiding the wound! It's beneath your foot! During the fight, the red flames given off by the killer suddenly disappeared. Seconds later, the killer let out a roar. Thats right, your balance was thrown off the floor! Mr. Koopa, would you mind lifting your foot? If you have a dagger wound under there somewhere, then I'd say this WHOLE CASE IS SOLVED! *boom* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!