The Squad V17/V18 Experience

[@MoiDawg]

That is not how I taught you to handle RPGs.

[@CornHolePatrol]

you also never mentioned they were sentient!!!!!!

[@Squiders]

Corn, Hole it tighter it's a fighter, Patrol

[@CornHolePatrol]

@@Squiders i can't tell you how much i hate your comment....

[@JoSh4238]

@@Squiders dear god...

[@RexWort]

But the Hentai manual said so 😅

[@spudkai97]

Alright were going to have some words about that rpg segment

[@YourLocalMemeAndAnimeDealer]

First it was ships, then small arms and now anti tank rocket launchers

[@CornHolePatrol]

cursed af

[@ivantheterrible3113]

I need to talk to a lawyer and a counselor

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

That's basically the appeal of Girl's Frontline

[@Delta-es1lg]

Okay so I read this comment before I got to the rpg segment he's referring to, and so every time I saw an RPG I mentally prepared myself for some shit. And I was still caught entirely off guard. I may need to see a therapist.

[@Squiders]

That moment when there hasn't been a Squad update for so long, that Corn can go 6 months without making a Squad video and still be up to date

[@Meme-to2qq]

Jk, luv ya Squiders, don't take away me role

[@Meme-to2qq]

He deleted my comment *whyyy*

[@sterling8870]

Squid we gotta talk about the state of the game soon 😂

[@Squiders]

@Marchesi Michael ah shit boi have you been holding it in this long? shieet b i'll try and get some streams going soon

[@iabrams4407]

SQUIDS remember don't hop in the rotors - professor thicc

[@Starcatplays]

When said he fucked mud... I feel you bro. Also Jesus that poor rpg

[@g3ren2341]

Starcat! Hello.

[@HoodedDude1]

Now i can't hold my rpg right in evry game when i hear that

[@stalinpepe6765]

GREETINGS COMRADE STARCAT, THAT POOR RPG THO XD!!!

[@Bonk4Me]

*Plays against the British* "Thats not a creeping barrage." British Arty-lads: "So youve chosen death, eh?"

[@kabob0077]

It's like the Trenches all over again.

[@jessicagray8852]

Laughs in matsimus

[@blakegable3411]

Canadians: *laughs in Vimy Ridge*

[@chrisbullock3504]

can we just talk about the fact, that he had to have a girl he knows, say those RPG lines... like that was a real person saying those things

[@Tanker160]

who said it was a girl :)

[@coenogo]

Callsign Spartan Airsoft There’s this one girl in my group that likes to do shit like that at random to mess with us. She knows it makes is feel awkward, and how are you meant to respond to that?!

[@Ushimama]

I have some regrets.

[@Squiders]

@@Ushimama how does it feel to be famous as an anime rpg

[@Ushimama]

@@Squiders I'm conflicted.

[@brandonkim2410]

Stop watching porn. Bashar needs you.

[@fangus3272]

you got Assaded

[@neonicecube908]

@@fangus3272 stop you are making me assad

[@westernspy9278]

NeonIceCube can’t mossad the assad

[@mario53680]

Brandon Kim ALLAH SOURI OU BASHAR!

[@deez1321]

@@mario53680 **untuned techno synth recorder starts playing**

[@helloicanthear3897]

That RPG was horrific

[@SrLipeSantana]

Horrificly good!

[@chilloof4434]

Stupendous

[@cajs100]

@The Lexdysic cartographer what if it's voiced by a dude

[@chaddedmapipi5789]

Terrific*

[@yuurichito1439]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sergey4166]

This is like if every military was full of memes

[@MrKittycat1337]

This is literally my life in the Marine Corps. Just filled with depressed 20 somethings speaking only in memes.

[@tonydraht]

@@MrKittycat1337 fr. I did voluntary military service for one year and the retarded humor of our generation is just amplified 10 times in the military

[@cistemshocke7731]

They are

[@presidentcoletrain6820]

If genZ fought in Afghanistan

[@Ushimama]

It's confirmed. Cornhole makes me back blast.

[@RexWort]

I wish I was RPG-chan

[@Ushimama]

@@RexWort my finest work.

[@daddison6637]

Well we all get our start somewhere. And yours...well... is as a hentai rpg-7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Ushimama]

@@daddison6637 I mean... I didn't start as this but... you know what let's not dwell on the past.

[@daddison6637]

SgtFgt It’s a figurative start then

[@visayanmissnanny2.076]

Dammit, I can't reload an RPG without thinking about RPG-chan anymore

[@RexWort]

Loading it was lewed enough Shoving a large cylinder down a hole Now it moans

[@hansreiner1637]

Should be new sound mod

[@PeterGriffin-rb7tp]

Now I _avoid_ them.

[@daddybondrewd7271]

is that a bad thing

[@cannedbaef]

For any one wondering, the music at the begining is called (God, Syria and Bashar! )

[@jam4955]

yeah i know it

[@ryanm.191]

Yeah I know it

[@cheekyaura2388]

Yeah I know it

[@s4mdr0id39]

Yeah I know it

[@crislwisl]

yeah i know it

[@havememesgonetoofar64]

4:47 "what is my purpose?" " *ALLAHU AKBAR!* "

[@irishboy4305]

Oh my god

[@cannedbaef]

When that Nokia Arabic type beat drops 0:23

[@АртёмПахомов-к9з]

I laughed on those Arabic toyotas

[@josemariagramajo1918]

Rpg exist Cornholepatrol: literraly puts hentai noises. Me an intelectual: A man of culture, i se.

[@normiesreee7906]

José María Gramajo he didn’t just put the noises in, he got a whole voice actor for that bit.

[@corporalsilver6981]

That RPG Chan was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I love it.

[@Menma2.0]

Fbi open up

[@shadowling77777]

Lmfao

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

5:10 ...guess that techpriest couldnt work out ALL the kinks in that machine spirit

[@CYPHALORD3]

I guess

[@fostermounting]

tough shots: hit rpg: defying allah with noises crayons: acquired and half eaten yup... it's CornHolePatrol squad time.

[@NohorseRU]

*9:30** what if we kissed... on the M939 US military transport??? But we're both boys???* *Haha, I'm just joking, man!* _Unless..? You want to-?_ *Just a prank bro haha!*

[@derptank3308]

The fact you got a voice actor for the RPG makes me disgusted

[@apolloak154]

UwU's in rpg

[@lucasgomes3251]

Im actually impressed he got a voice actor for that.

[@baconboi4370]

You would happen to know who said voice actor is.

[@Skydivingkittens]

@@baconboi4370 hol up

[@johanmikkael6903]

@@baconboi4370 sgtfgt

[@cam_machi]

Oh my God it's MEDIX. We had to kick him from the server

[@Medix916]

Cameron Machi please for the love of god let me back in

[@J_C7-1]

Moises Espejo it’s me TIKIMAN

[@beltempest4448]

That was really great cornhole, I really appreciated the CPT Macmillan segment.

[@samhansen9771]

Wow, that rpg chan scene makes me want to use a claymore as reactive body armor.

[@MaxWolff]

@CornHolePatrol how much time did u take to edit this video? Very cool btw

[@CornHolePatrol]

sbout a month on and on, i work graveyard shift so that didnt help XD

[@yes800yearsago8]

@@CornHolePatrol u have my blessings

[@Alex_Dimitri]

maxinhoooooo

[@Kai0240]

Alright our Agency is having a serious meeting talking about the RPG part of this video and FBI is part of this operation.

[@cia1585]

Your not alone :)

[@cheesebungers]

Yep Anti Anime Association is in too

[@germfreepizzawi1839]

What are the fucking chances. But don’t lie, one of you is KGB.

[@ludigg5244]

That video is... A. cursed B. ultra cursed C. turbo cursed D. anime was a mistake

[@ArmaCookie]

E. All of the above X

[@ioannakoro4712]

D

[@killerwolf2318]

e

[@Nonosquare2000]

Anime was not the mistake, perverted fandoms and echhi anime were

[@krizhernandez4154]

*B L U R S E D*

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

THAT RPG KINDA FREAKY DOE 😍😍😍😍

[@idigdeadthings7612]

RPG: you're going to make me backblast!......... rpg:Aahhh! CornHole: shut up!

[@a05odst62]

That RPG segment made me proud to be a weeb........

[@CornHolePatrol]

had to throw some cursed shit in there!

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

@@CornHolePatrol it's blessed not cursed

[@bhaw-g6l]

Glad to see Medix back, he makes my day :)

[@uwumachine2658]

"I'll be anybodies friend" I've never seen Forrest Gump and now I'm sad :(

[@sparnglbarngl7244]

go watch it

[@supershirikibros1389]

Everyone: Talks about rpg chan No one: Talks about how nice Forrest Gump is...

[@TheVampyr]

>Lewding an RPG Wonder if CornHole saw that old photo of two GIs messing around with a panzerschreck (RPG-Chans naughty mother)

[@luiskiller2145]

Maybe it to soon but Sauce pls...

[@furinick]

@@luiskiller2145 it never is too soon for source

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Luiskiller214 I GOTCHU HOMIE i.redd.it/t06kd0hrkgx31.png

[@zombies4evadude24]

Who’s her daddy though?

[@anthonymouser7677]

@@zombies4evadude24 some german soldier maybe

[@chaosXP3RT]

Ngl, this is one of favorite videos of all time!

[@sko0kz677]

1:57 Me giving a goodnight kiss to my homies

[@Shiraumere]

So are we gonna talk about how he acquired the RPG segment or we passing that up to the judges?

[@RexWort]

He must have gotten a good discount from the weird Japanese store for that RPG 😅

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

I swear to Lord Jesus Christ, artillery barrages in Squad are the scariest experiences I've ever had in video games... also the most eardrum bursting ones.

[@NetiZenpai]

this helps,i got out of a relationship where i was cheated on,feeling kinda down,but ill enjoy this vid

[@CornHolePatrol]

glad you enjoyed it! sorry to hear that, keep your head up my man it gets better.

[@NetiZenpai]

@@CornHolePatrol Thanks a ton,i thankfully have my friends who try to cheer me up,im feeling a little bit better now.

[@valiant545]

@@NetiZenpai Keep your chin up king, your crown is falling

[@hossdelgado626]

This was too wholesome. Goodluck op. Remember. Love is a great thing, and despite being brought down to little more then warm embers from a cold wind, it can always ignite if shown care and given time to rekindle. Take it easy, then go find someone to help rekindle your heart :)

[@RexWort]

5:06 I'm saving this for tonight

[@crossonyx8463]

3:20 the sounds from Saving private Ryan give me flashbacks to Utah on Post Scriptum when everyone in the landing craft I was in accept me and one other were torn down my MG-42e just like in the movie. And the sounds from that movie are forever etched in my memory

[@ricardofabian2554]

bro, my brothers were close to me ; -; I had a long conversation after the RPG

[@smaugah667]

Bro I read the comments first and I was like can’t wait for the rpg section omg 😱 my dad was next to me

[@Spiketrooper]

Why does "You're gonna make me backblast!" sound so incredibly erotic even out of context. I dont know how I feel about RPG's anymore....

[@koffey79]

You know the vid hits hard when you are sad it ended

[@TheAShisnd]

I'm not sure if I can look at a RPG launcher differently again.... ever...

[@cannedbaef]

Me and the boys at an Ariana Grande Concert:

[@dredgenyor3640]

Csm !

[@Ink_25]

I don't get it :-/

[@liammiddleton3064]

😂😂😂👳🏽‍♂️☪💥💥💥

[@quarol732]

@@Ink_25 bruh

[@Ink_25]

@@quarol732 Care to explain it to me?

[@ulysses2921]

5:05 “oh this is a bit weir- OH GOD FUCK SHIT STOP”

[@jacksondavid8901]

Bro your editing style is literally the best

[@Stogie1]

I'm stealing the motto "I fuck mud and eat squid" *YOU CANT STOP ME*

[@baddoc8192]

Nobody: Me ant the boys at “the burning man 2021”: 00:00

[@jeremy6647]

Loved the part when you we’re running from the barrage had me slapping them knees boi!

[@WildingWater]

So glad I decided to put headphones in when I got to the rpg.

[@mistymol3s]

5:00 This segment is strangely beautiful

[@wyattmorris3436]

Corhole were you loved enough as a child, just making sure

[@benbrgr9]

Medix: " EVERYBODY BACK UP FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY" Everybody: "What ok woah what for man corona?" Medix: *Executes nearest soldier* "ME"

[@GamesTube80]

5:06 Well, now I will have inappropriate thoughts about the RPG

[@georgemccormackiv713]

G_Mack Here: I might not be a smart man, but that looked like me saying that. Thanks for adding me to your videos!!! I laughed my ass of at myself! :)

[@olivierlachance7150]

Omg this is the best thing i've ever seen on KZbin

[@REXBOBO]

Your gonna make me back blast LOL. Why do I watch and love your video's.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I think that *terrifyingly intense Creeping Barrage CornPatrol witnessed* is the underlying reason for 5:06 tbh. 🤣🤪

[@estonedreveldo735]

That modern warfare segment was genuinly some of the best sound editing ive heard, good job

[@TH3PLA1NP1L0T]

5:06 Hi CornHolePatrol, I would just like to say that for this scene, I feel like my phone should have died instead since it was at 1% but no, as this scene played, me and my grandmother were waiting for the elevator and for some reason, I didn’t lower the volume. My grandma didn’t react to it however, it’s either she didn’t give a damn or she didn’t hear it. Whatever, nice video!

[@roniewesley3852]

"Don't kill me, i am with the science team, AAAAAAAAAAGHHH

[@snoperjones1558]

The rpg voice actor broke me 😂

[@ozro12]

this is the best squad compilation i’ve ever watched. this game is a literal meme and i love it

[@PapaMeat-sj3ri]

My mom came at the exact same time i was at the rpg segment...good thing i had headphones on!!!😅

[@mtfe-1139]

MTF Division: "that RPG needs to be Contained" Doctor Bright: *"HmMm YeS tHe RpG cAn [DATA EXPUNGED] Hm YeS"*

[@Budkitkat]

You think you can escape from the kissin bandit huh. imma smooch ya

[@CornHolePatrol]

NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!

[@ROESKI.FILTHY]

Best video so far. Absolute mint 👌

[@CornHolePatrol]

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Yes, everyone is talking about the RPG...

[@cabooey2905]

the battlefield lines just make it even better

[@SavvygeMediaGroup]

6:20 he uses the Saving Private Ryan MG sounds

[@SkorpzOfficial]

Best squad montage ever made

[@tomasedwards8257]

This was fire!!!!!

[@kpjammerwolf330]

01:03 *APC spotted * Corn: OH SH*T, OH F*CK *a frickin artillery round explodes right on top of them * Everyone: OHH-

[@doodskie999]

Damn I was worried where cornhole went, thank god ur still alive, your videos are pure art

[@FXHUND-pk3gk]

Bro no one is talking about how glorious that intro is

[@l.3626]

that was so much fun, cant wait for the next one

[@michajakubowski9043]

That RPG-chan was kinda hot not gonna lie.

[@marcovandermerwe9875]

After watching the rpg skit: Every day we stray thurther away from god

[@78Mrarth]

This video is absolutely hysterical, disgusting... Give me more.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

FBI just called. *_They want to talk about the RPG-7 scene._*

[@Snowmanzz]

this video should have a million views already, this is criminal

[@MultiGerel]

How was i just listening to god, syria and bashar and now it pops up in a squad vid

[@Slotr8]

Creeping barrage: boom CornHolePatrol: *Runs in front of it instead of running to the side away from it* The music in the background: Look at that idiot *eats popcorn menacingly* Edit for another thing* At the part of the video at 3:28 the person he kills dabs (lol)

[@tacticalnoodles]

6:07 this *N I G G A* got Commando Pro and Dead Silence at the same time

[@Jack70M]

0:58 my new favourite vid was crowned

[@tomatojuices5340]

It was family friendly until RPG chan makes some noises

[@EMNemesis]

5:05 OOOOOKKKKEEEEEYYYYY I wasn't expecting that but I wasn't disappointed.

[@furinick]

Oh god now i can't use an rpg without getting some uhhh Extra "solid shot ammo"

[@attrition71]

5:30 that Tourettes Guy meme was Perfect! LMAO

[@_Meriwether]

**Cigar-chomp** _Hell..._ It's about _time..._

[@Alpha-qf6em]

FUCKING 10/10 MATE!!! THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL 2020 SO FAR.

[@Just2Epic4U]

As someone who lives in a Lebanese household my family heard the Arabic Music and arabic phrases being said and looked at me rather concerned 😂 I just said straight faced: Allah Akhbar?

[@kadirs2knd57]

This memes are og and still on a new level gg bro

[@boomsauce3271]

My Lifes biggest bruh moment "I got it" 6:37

[@mrhbn9251]

The creeping barrages are cinematic AF! edit: I luv RPG-chan

[@borrioboy6272]

I don’t appreciate being turned on by a rpg mr hole

[@teh_shuyguy9794]

That rpg voice over was perfect. Loved every bit of this video.

[@Medix916]

That THICC BOI MEDIX baby 😭

[@IceeUltra]

that was easily the best Forrest Gump impression i've ever heard lmao