The Squad Experience

[@clippy5128]

Like an abusive ex. You make us addicted to you, make us go cold turkey, and then in the dead of the night attach 15 nicotine patches to our body and leave a love letter on our pillows. No wonder I can't quit you.

[@CornHolePatrol]

you motherfucker have been making these outrageous comments since I started... and I fucking love you for them

[@ConsoleFreaked]

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we have

[@finncatwillhelm2457]

@@CornHolePatrol like things attract like things. Unhinged content unhinged comments.

[@medicodyssey]

@@CornHolePatrol I can't stop rewatching I'm gonna straight up just join the USMC at this point

[@absolutelyfookinnobody2843]

Isn't love beautiful!

[@Squiders]

A mental flash bang, the true Squad Experience

[@dickthecat7470]

When tf are u gonna upload then

[@Medix916]

I got more PTSD from this video than a Vietnam Vet in a rice field

[@wingsfreak1]

Savage!

[@desert5260]

HEY SQUIDAS YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE SAVAGE!!!!

[@shinodamasaru7945]

Oh sheet. It's Squidder

[@MoiDawg]

As someone who went to school in Indiana, Ohio Residents is a pretty accurately titled chapter.

[@CornHolePatrol]

It was actually your server funny enough

[@ohhkennny766]

potato fields does a little bit of trolling

[@akend4426]

*You can’t possibly comprehend the nostalgia I felt for that old DVD “feature presentation” bumper!*

[@pilot4701]

Came to the comments specifically for this one haha

[@gingernerd971]

Nah, Corn knew that intro would absolutely make some ancient part of our brain flair up

[@CornHolePatrol]

THIS DISNEY DVD IS ENHANCED WITH DISNEY'S FAST PLAY!

[@TK-7193]

*THNX*

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

@CornHolePatrol real talk did anyone actually use fast play

[@Th3Bishop3]

@@CornHolePatrol I'm not sure if this feeling you've given me is PTSD from when times were good or nostalgia. I think both honestly.

[@groza7094]

@@CornHolePatrol I cant stop watching that intro its fantastic love your videos

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

It's been 6 whole months since the last 'Insert Game Name' Experience video and what did Cornhole do? He made for us this *truly blursed & meme-galore 16 minutes compilation* of him & the lads at their finest in Squad. We truly don't deserve this absolute chad but I'm more than happy to know he can still make us some banger vids. Happy New Year to ya bro & thx for the lols too.

[@CornHolePatrol]

nah you guys deserve way more, i've been lacking horribly. Thank you for the nice words and happy new year to you too!

[@jimbojones1848]

AMEN

[@bouchmakaveli5325]

@@CornHolePatrolif only you went fully 100% committed into KZbin you would get that 1M subs in a week!!!

[@Starcatplays]

GTA 4 squad goes hard, hey Cousin! Let's go build a HAB!

[@SgtMudbug]

Vroom slayer had me... excited in unholy ways.

[@ryxamcross]

Cornhole AND Medix back? It's gonna be a good year boys.

[@SwanieGaming]

( o_o)

[@ShaLoCFH]

@@yannic7399 the fact he wants medix back 💀

[@spartancobra1187]

​@ShaLoCFH whats wrong with medix?

[@Shinransa]

"Fuck it, we ball!" *gets fucking annihilated*

[@chrisgervais4668]

The C&C generals voices brought memories back from my childhood thank you corn:)

[@elizabeth-san646]

Bolted down and ready! - C&C Generals Technical

[@L.J.Kommer]

That M2 sequence was pure gold.

[@kennethhill4623]

It was. I think it tops Nanos "witness me bruthas" rpg/rambo splice."

[@Craw_papa]

The Humvee segment was the most goated piece of cinema ive ever witnessed. Im sobbing.

[@MrFryin]

the Humvee with the 50 segment made me think of some good ol Twisted Metal

[@DCGMatthew1]

I haven't played Squad in a while. The FPS has just been so bad. But I got a new graphics card so I'm definitely gonna play again. What a great way to start the morning as well. A new Corn video.

[@michaelrizzo7322]

Pretty sure squad is cpu bottleneck and uses single core performance idk if it’s true but I have a 11900k with a 3070 and getting 60-80fps on all low 1440

[@DCGMatthew1]

@@michaelrizzo7322 Yeah, I'm still expecting the FPS to be bad, just not 20 to 40 FPS bad when actually trying to play the standard game.

[@davidbischi]

@@DCGMatthew1 remember to clear cache after every update

[@ohhkennny766]

@@DCGMatthew1 The optimizations from the last update were actually pretty decent. Bumped me from the low 40-60's to a consistent 80-90 fps in all situations. They're also APPARENTLY "optimizing" it even further in the next update later on this month... but I'm also somewhat skeptical as when OWI says that they're "optimizing the game" they'll somehow manage to make the game even worse than it was before.

[@schmidty9536]

Lmao I fucking love how these video turn out like the Terminator movies first ones good then it turns into a milked Franchise.

[@Vlasmen]

Those C&C: Generals voice lines are godlike in these videos dude. Loved every second of it.

[@TheCODGUY21]

11:58 has to be the greatest shot ever recorded holy shit

[@Zaitekno]

Damn son DeputyDipShit and hitting this window thing had me rollin bro X'D absolute comedy gold

[@USMC-Ghost]

Another video that will go into the collection of GREAT VIDEOS folder from CornHolePatrol!!! Love that they added us Marines to SQUAD.

[@Machinehead832]

CornHolePatrol making the most baller stuff is always worth the wait

[@chefboyardee8801]

This is amazing! The chaotic editing is done so well with no repeated jokes, very well done sir!!

[@DEO8976]

dammit that paramore bit kills me nostalgia neuron activated with agood helping of the funni

[@sa0408]

The fact you used the Jarmen Kell sounds in the beginning made me instantly subscribe

[@Dom_Smalls]

I still recount the days that I met and played with you on Squad and Mordhau as if I met a celebrity, it was dope. Glad you're back, Corn!

[@purplenurp5590]

omg that dvd/vhs intro takes me back

[@theleviathan4083]

I can’t overstate how much Command and Conquer Generals voice lines pair so well with Squad. Another masterpiece by the MaizePitRoute himself. For the GLA!

[@Mr_Kruemel]

no crap the intro could really be a legit squad vid/trailer or even the intro o starting the game, great vid!!! PLUS THE EDIT IS A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE

[@commanderobvious4682]

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS!!!! Also I love Tidefighters glad to see it.

[@nerb1e18]

Ohio residents part made me laugh like a psycho XD Thanks for your awesome work and content you are making for us. Love ya mate

[@СергейЧ-с1щ3з]

Он вернулся! Он и его потрясный улучшенный монтаж вернулся! Спасибо тебе CornHole, я ждал!

[@Eggly69]

Hell yeah, this is sick, the classic squad videos. It's been too long. I have a super high fever so I'm not sure I'm not just hallucinating this

[@unwanted_zombie]

That intro- chefs kiss. Best gta music combined with sick shots.

[@_trumpfism]

Sick video man, surprised to see content as good as this on KZbin these days

[@santorassandbox]

About goddamn time, I've been waiting for this moment for so long. The memes are tasty when corn serves them FRESH

[@leehaley8636]

3:23 my main goal…😂😂😂 pure gold and very creative!!

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

4:46 - 7:04 *corn travels to Ohio, it's inhabitants automatically accept him as their own*

[@CornHolePatrol]

i love this comment so much i renamed that chapter to "ohio residents"

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

@@CornHolePatrol👍 bitchin'.

[@刘紫仰]

i haven't laugh this hard for weeks,thanks for the great content, hopefully next one wont be 2 year, happy new year

[@DakotaofRaptors]

That "feature presentation" bit at the beginning was so nostalgic. Jesus, I remember seeing that, alongside those Pixar shorts and some movie promotions on my Finding Nemo CD...

[@Yocumtown]

You made me redownload squad and I wanna personally thank you for that.

[@adamlopez5060]

I just found your channel a few days ago. Binged your worthy videos and saw against all hope, last upload was 6 months ago... Now you bless us today. Praise be

[@Ehrenlurch]

Whatever is fcked up in my head, you guys feed it. I love it.

[@tomg1216]

this is the best thing i've seen on youtube in the last 10 years thank you

[@Orelldo]

Loved that intro. Looks like you spent quite a bit of time on it :D

[@PHX-Misfit]

I haven't watched your videos for some time but man are we glad you're back!

[@isosev]

I love the sound of maniacal laughter combined with .50BMG fire in the morning.

[@fishpop]

the voice at 1:34 reminded me of "I feed on violence! And now... I'm full..." from Hogs Of War.

[@brandonsanders2694]

Nice Video. Absolutely loved it. My jam. Living Legend. God tier editing Love the Squad Gameplay. Alright See you in another 2 Years for the next one.

[@goldenpotato4091]

I got an ad for popsicles about halfway through and watched it for like 5 seconds before realizing it wasn’t part of the video.

[@Unga_Bunga]

DeputyDipShit has the awareness capabilities of the average squadmate whenever you SL on a pub match.

[@GeekPCCorner]

YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER ON THIS. I had this running on a stream on discord and my buddy was driving a semi for work nearly DIED, from laughter. pulled over twice once to throw up the other to take a break to smoke. By the End of TWO VIDEOS we were both panting taking ibuprofen from lack of oxygen to our brains. NO one should be allowed this much laughter

[@FumoPliskin]

ayyy great video cornhole! That seeding part of the video was funny especially with how squidders was firing his weapon lol.

[@KarelKCZ]

That cool transition was a shot of nostalgia :D

[@mitelman6813]

5:37 gives me the energy of "do the harlem shake"

[@noahmenard7239]

9:40, "unidentified flying bastard". Had me dead af

[@k_balu-8104]

Thats PEAK deadass performance right there boa!

[@benjamingrey1765]

Had me dying 4 minutes in. Well edited and so funny. Loved it

[@koenhendriks4811]

I love all the little C&C generals references lmao

[@chronicspiros8825]

Intro throwing me back the the early 2000’s

[@convextlc9767]

Love the GTA 4 Intro, amazing.

[@CapKarlos]

7:13 “Ayo, check this shit” *LiveLeak logo appears*

[@justinw1198]

Holy shit this editing was gold I feel like I should have been charged money to watch this. My stomach hurts from laughing

[@Hammerdrums]

Squad is a fucking master piece, just make sure you play with friends!

[@ArkayeCh]

Bro came back like a surprise morphine shot.

[@churonald1]

That RuneScape death sound got me so hard 😂

[@jimmyashtray7665]

4:37 when the Squad returns from the woods after a week of radio silence and vaguely smell of rotting meat.

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

can't i didn't know I missed your content style until just now

[@diegobluc]

the end deserved my like

[@BrockvsTV]

9:19 now that brings back some memories

[@yukaiwaii]

the command and conquer generals sound effects are just 👌

[@NoLifeImGaming]

man those C&C: generals quotes always get me hahaha love the chaos in these videos

[@ltbaffuu7186]

i love the intros so much!!!

[@ghettogamer2777]

BRo these videos are all fucking gems every single one is a blast

[@Br0leg]

GLA certified

[@iStrikerVX]

The CnC Generals and Battlefield voicelines The surprise appearance from ForgottenWeapons The GTA intro This. This is art.

[@michaelcarter3149]

This was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in a long fucking time!!

[@SuperCrazf]

I hope we get a Squad 44 experience (previously known as post Scriptum) with the new content

[@dyldip]

LOL the GLA quotes had me dying. Such a throwback 🫡

[@destinypunch1097]

I love watching your videos helps with so much stress

[@NotJustPersian]

Bro that INTRO ALONE is GOLDEN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CC22448]

All the C&C Generals references brought a tear to my eye

[@TrenchSniper21]

im sitting in a Jimmy John’s laughing my ass off rn

[@shapuku1674]

The added nostalgia of C&C audio clips *chefs kiss*

[@rebel4029]

I'm a firm believer that squad needs voip like foxhole or Holdfast where you can exchange obscenities with your rivals

[@LocoGringo111]

Command and conquer generals Jarmem Kell voice was great

[@swiggle1410]

That intro gave me mad GTA flashbacks and now I wanna go play as my boi Niko again

[@hih2023]

Gotta love all the Command and conquer generals parallels here

[@parkerwolf7445]

Amazing work as always man happy new year

[@ozzy110]

Bro I never laugh so hard on squad gameplay. I just found your and didn’t know there was squad exe video

[@Anon-qy7ln]

The Vroom Slayer part. When I heard the DOOM soundtrack I put volume on headphones to max. My ears hurt. I don't regret.

[@zer0themysticguardian432]

Take all the time you need Roman, no rush man Proceeds to spam your number every waking minute

[@oliveradams1555]

The gta art and music at the start was S tier. You have won the internet sir.

[@cpt_soban]

Ian McCollum bit had me laughing my ass off.

[@nazrarri8341]

The Cool Transition throwback is unreal

[@Kchempau2]

That goofy asf marskamns is funist shit i ever seen in squad

[@AniCator]

This is quality content. (and released on a more regular basis than you think)

[@blarpnarp]

watching these videos feels like mixing nyquil and benadryl

[@andrewnye5158]

I love the soviet connection intro gave me a good chuckle 😂

[@jordancourse5102]

I laughed so hard, I managed to produce and extract a booger like a woman conceiving and birthing a child. It's name is Boogie Jr.

[@Q84V19]

i already know this is gonna be a fucking legendary entry in the cornholepatrol lore