The Squad V17/V18 Experience

[@MoiDawg]

That is not how I taught you to handle RPGs.

[@CornHolePatrol]

you also never mentioned they were sentient!!!!!!

[@Squiders]

Corn, Hole it tighter it's a fighter, Patrol

[@CornHolePatrol]

@@Squiders i can't tell you how much i hate your comment....

[@JoSh4238]

@@Squiders dear god...

[@RexWort]

But the Hentai manual said so 😅

[@spudkai97]

Alright were going to have some words about that rpg segment

[@yourlocalmemeandanimedeale807]

First it was ships, then small arms and now anti tank rocket launchers

[@CornHolePatrol]

cursed af

[@ivantheterrible3113]

I need to talk to a lawyer and a counselor

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

That's basically the appeal of Girl's Frontline

[@Delta-es1lg]

Okay so I read this comment before I got to the rpg segment he's referring to, and so every time I saw an RPG I mentally prepared myself for some shit. And I was still caught entirely off guard. I may need to see a therapist.

[@Squiders]

That moment when there hasn't been a Squad update for so long, that Corn can go 6 months without making a Squad video and still be up to date

[@Meme-to2qq]

Jk, luv ya Squiders, don't take away me role

[@Meme-to2qq]

He deleted my comment *whyyy*

[@sterling8870]

Squid we gotta talk about the state of the game soon 😂

[@Squiders]

@Marchesi Michael ah shit boi have you been holding it in this long? shieet b i'll try and get some streams going soon

[@iabrams4407]

SQUIDS remember don't hop in the rotors - professor thicc

[@chrisbullock3504]

can we just talk about the fact, that he had to have a girl he knows, say those RPG lines... like that was a real person saying those things

[@Tanker160]

who said it was a girl :)

[@coenogo]

Callsign Spartan Airsoft There’s this one girl in my group that likes to do shit like that at random to mess with us. She knows it makes is feel awkward, and how are you meant to respond to that?!

[@Ushimama]

I have some regrets.

[@Squiders]

@@Ushimama how does it feel to be famous as an anime rpg

[@Ushimama]

@@Squiders I'm conflicted.

[@Bonk4Me]

*Plays against the British* "Thats not a creeping barrage." British Arty-lads: "So youve chosen death, eh?"

[@kabob0077]

It's like the Trenches all over again.

[@jessicagray8852]

Laughs in matsimus

[@blakegable3411]

Canadians: *laughs in Vimy Ridge*

[@Starcatplays]

When said he fucked mud... I feel you bro. Also Jesus that poor rpg

[@g3ren2341]

Starcat! Hello.

[@HoodedDude1]

Now i can't hold my rpg right in evry game when i hear that

[@stalinpepe6765]

GREETINGS COMRADE STARCAT, THAT POOR RPG THO XD!!!

[@sergey4166]

This is like if every military was full of memes

[@MrKittycat1337]

This is literally my life in the Marine Corps. Just filled with depressed 20 somethings speaking only in memes.

[@tonydraht]

@@MrKittycat1337 fr. I did voluntary military service for one year and the retarded humor of our generation is just amplified 10 times in the military

[@cistemshocke7731]

They are

[@presidentcoletrain6820]

If genZ fought in Afghanistan

[@Ushimama]

It's confirmed. Cornhole makes me back blast.

[@RexWort]

I wish I was RPG-chan

[@Ushimama]

@@RexWort my finest work.

[@daddison6637]

Well we all get our start somewhere. And yours...well... is as a hentai rpg-7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Ushimama]

@@daddison6637 I mean... I didn't start as this but... you know what let's not dwell on the past.

[@daddison6637]

SgtFgt It’s a figurative start then

[@helloicanthear3897]

That RPG was horrific

[@SrLipeSantana]

Horrificly good!

[@chilloof4434]

Stupendous

[@cajs100]

@The Lexdysic cartographer what if it's voiced by a dude

[@chaddedmapipi5789]

Terrific*

[@yuurichito1439]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@visayanmissnanny2.076]

Dammit, I can't reload an RPG without thinking about RPG-chan anymore

[@RexWort]

Loading it was lewed enough Shoving a large cylinder down a hole Now it moans

[@hansreiner1637]

Should be new sound mod

[@PeterGriffin-rb7tp]

Now I _avoid_ them.

[@daddybondrewd7271]

is that a bad thing

[@MaxWolff]

@CornHolePatrol how much time did u take to edit this video? Very cool btw

[@CornHolePatrol]

sbout a month on and on, i work graveyard shift so that didnt help XD

[@yes800yearsago8]

@@CornHolePatrol u have my blessings

[@Alex_Dimitri]

maxinhoooooo

[@cannedbaef]

For any one wondering, the music at the begining is called (God, Syria and Bashar! )

[@jam4955]

yeah i know it

[@ryanm.191]

Yeah I know it

[@cheekyaura2388]

Yeah I know it

[@s4mdr0id39]

Yeah I know it

[@crislwisl]

yeah i know it

[@derptank3308]

The fact you got a voice actor for the RPG makes me disgusted

[@apolloak154]

UwU's in rpg

[@lucasgomes3251]

Im actually impressed he got a voice actor for that.

[@baconboi4370]

You would happen to know who said voice actor is.

[@Skydivingkittens]

@@baconboi4370 hol up

[@johanmikkael6903]

@@baconboi4370 sgtfgt

[@cannedbaef]

When that Nokia Arabic type beat drops 0:23

[@АртёмПахомов-к9з]

I laughed on those Arabic toyotas

[@brandonkim2410]

Stop watching porn. Bashar needs you.

[@fangus3272]

you got Assaded

[@neonicecube908]

@@fangus3272 stop you are making me assad

[@westernspy9278]

NeonIceCube can’t mossad the assad

[@mario53680]

Brandon Kim ALLAH SOURI OU BASHAR!

[@deez1321]

@@mario53680 **untuned techno synth recorder starts playing**

[@havememesgonetoofar64]

4:47 "what is my purpose?" " *ALLAHU AKBAR!* "

[@irishboy4305]

Oh my god

[@corporalsilver6981]

That RPG Chan was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I love it.

[@Menma2.0]

Fbi open up

[@shadowling77777]

Lmfao

[@NohorseRU]

*9:30** what if we kissed... on the M939 US military transport??? But we're both boys???* *Haha, I'm just joking, man!* _Unless..? You want to-?_ *Just a prank bro haha!*

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

5:10 ...guess that techpriest couldnt work out ALL the kinks in that machine spirit

[@CYPHALORD3]

I guess

[@cam_machi]

Oh my God it's MEDIX. We had to kick him from the server

[@Medix916]

Cameron Machi please for the love of god let me back in

[@joec4106]

Moises Espejo it’s me TIKIMAN

[@josemariagramajo1918]

Rpg exist Cornholepatrol: literraly puts hentai noises. Me an intelectual: A man of culture, i se.

[@normiesreee7906]

José María Gramajo he didn’t just put the noises in, he got a whole voice actor for that bit.

[@beltempest4448]

That was really great cornhole, I really appreciated the CPT Macmillan segment.

[@fostermounting]

tough shots: hit rpg: defying allah with noises crayons: acquired and half eaten yup... it's CornHolePatrol squad time.

[@samhansen9771]

Wow, that rpg chan scene makes me want to use a claymore as reactive body armor.

[@a05odst62]

That RPG segment made me proud to be a weeb........

[@CornHolePatrol]

had to throw some cursed shit in there!

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

@@CornHolePatrol it's blessed not cursed

[@uwumachine2658]

"I'll be anybodies friend" I've never seen Forrest Gump and now I'm sad :(

[@sparnglbarngl7244]

go watch it

[@Kai0240]

Alright our Agency is having a serious meeting talking about the RPG part of this video and FBI is part of this operation.

[@cia1585]

Your not alone :)

[@trsfasdfarawerasd]

Yep Anti Anime Association is in too

[@germfreepizzawi1839]

What are the fucking chances. But don’t lie, one of you is KGB.

[@crossonyx8463]

3:20 the sounds from Saving private Ryan give me flashbacks to Utah on Post Scriptum when everyone in the landing craft I was in accept me and one other were torn down my MG-42e just like in the movie. And the sounds from that movie are forever etched in my memory

[@NetiZenpai]

this helps,i got out of a relationship where i was cheated on,feeling kinda down,but ill enjoy this vid

[@CornHolePatrol]

glad you enjoyed it! sorry to hear that, keep your head up my man it gets better.

[@NetiZenpai]

@@CornHolePatrol Thanks a ton,i thankfully have my friends who try to cheer me up,im feeling a little bit better now.

[@valiant545]

@@NetiZenpai Keep your chin up king, your crown is falling

[@hossdelgado626]

This was too wholesome. Goodluck op. Remember. Love is a great thing, and despite being brought down to little more then warm embers from a cold wind, it can always ignite if shown care and given time to rekindle. Take it easy, then go find someone to help rekindle your heart :)

[@Shiraumere]

So are we gonna talk about how he acquired the RPG segment or we passing that up to the judges?

[@RexWort]

He must have gotten a good discount from the weird Japanese store for that RPG 😅

[@sko0kz677]

1:57 Me giving a goodnight kiss to my homies

[@thehavoccompany-a3]

I swear to Lord Jesus Christ, artillery barrages in Squad are the scariest experiences I've ever had in video games... also the most eardrum bursting ones.

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

THAT RPG KINDA FREAKY DOE 😍😍😍😍

[@supershirikibros1389]

Everyone: Talks about rpg chan No one: Talks about how nice Forrest Gump is...

[@ludigg5244]

That video is... A. cursed B. ultra cursed C. turbo cursed D. anime was a mistake

[@ArmaCookie]

E. All of the above X

[@ioannakoro4712]

D

[@killerwolf2318]

e

[@Nonosquare2000]

Anime was not the mistake, perverted fandoms and echhi anime were

[@krizhernandez4154]

*B L U R S E D*

[@koffey79]

You know the vid hits hard when you are sad it ended

[@TheVampyr]

>Lewding an RPG Wonder if CornHole saw that old photo of two GIs messing around with a panzerschreck (RPG-Chans naughty mother)

[@luiskiller2145]

Maybe it to soon but Sauce pls...

[@furinick]

@@luiskiller2145 it never is too soon for source

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Luiskiller214 I GOTCHU HOMIE i.redd.it/t06kd0hrkgx31.png

[@zombies4evadude24]

Who’s her daddy though?

[@anthonymouser7677]

@@zombies4evadude24 some german soldier maybe

[@Blaineplays]

Glad to see Medix back, he makes my day :)

[@WildingWater]

So glad I decided to put headphones in when I got to the rpg.

[@idigdeadthings7612]

RPG: you're going to make me backblast!......... rpg:Aahhh! CornHole: shut up!

[@RexWort]

5:06 I'm saving this for tonight

[@Spiketrooper]

Why does "You're gonna make me backblast!" sound so incredibly erotic even out of context. I dont know how I feel about RPG's anymore....

[@TH3PLA1NP1L0T]

5:06 Hi CornHolePatrol, I would just like to say that for this scene, I feel like my phone should have died instead since it was at 1% but no, as this scene played, me and my grandmother were waiting for the elevator and for some reason, I didn’t lower the volume. My grandma didn’t react to it however, it’s either she didn’t give a damn or she didn’t hear it. Whatever, nice video!

[@ricardofabian2554]

bro, my brothers were close to me ; -; I had a long conversation after the RPG

[@smaugah667]

Bro I read the comments first and I was like can’t wait for the rpg section omg 😱 my dad was next to me

[@wyattmorris3436]

Corhole were you loved enough as a child, just making sure

[@chaosXP3RT]

Ngl, this is one of favorite videos of all time!

[@TheAShisnd]

I'm not sure if I can look at a RPG launcher differently again.... ever...

[@mistymol3s]

5:00 This segment is strangely beautiful

[@cannedbaef]

Me and the boys at an Ariana Grande Concert:

[@dredgenyor3640]

Csm !

[@Ink_25]

I don't get it :-/

[@liammiddleton3064]

😂😂😂👳🏽‍♂️☪💥💥💥

[@quarol732]

@@Ink_25 bruh

[@Ink_25]

@@quarol732 Care to explain it to me?

[@PapaMeat-sj3ri]

My mom came at the exact same time i was at the rpg segment...good thing i had headphones on!!!😅

[@baddoc8192]

Nobody: Me ant the boys at “the burning man 2021”: 00:00

[@IceeUltra]

that was easily the best Forrest Gump impression i've ever heard lmao

[@Budkitkat]

You think you can escape from the kissin bandit huh. imma smooch ya

[@CornHolePatrol]

NO STAY AWAY FROM ME!

[@jeremy6647]

Loved the part when you we’re running from the barrage had me slapping them knees boi!

[@GamesTube80]

5:06 Well, now I will have inappropriate thoughts about the RPG

[@cabooey2905]

the battlefield lines just make it even better

[@snoperjones1558]

The rpg voice actor broke me 😂

[@roniewesley3852]

"Don't kill me, i am with the science team, AAAAAAAAAAGHHH

[@jacksondavid8901]

Bro your editing style is literally the best

[@mtfe-1139]

MTF Division: "that RPG needs to be Contained" Doctor Bright: *"HmMm YeS tHe RpG cAn [DATA EXPUNGED] Hm YeS"*

[@benbrgr9]

Medix: " EVERYBODY BACK UP FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY" Everybody: "What ok woah what for man corona?" Medix: *Executes nearest soldier* "ME"

[@georgemccormackiv713]

G_Mack Here: I might not be a smart man, but that looked like me saying that. Thanks for adding me to your videos!!! I laughed my ass of at myself! :)

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I think that *terrifyingly intense Creeping Barrage CornPatrol witnessed* is the underlying reason for 5:06 tbh. 🤣🤪

[@themadman3510]

I'm seeing this so late because I forgot to put the notifications bell to every video upload, I wish I had seen this sooner. That rpg chan part had me none stop laughing in my room, when I heard "your gonna make me backblast" it got so much worse.

[@MultiGerel]

How was i just listening to god, syria and bashar and now it pops up in a squad vid

[@attrition71]

5:30 that Tourettes Guy meme was Perfect! LMAO

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Yes, everyone is talking about the RPG...

[@tacoma6796]

that creeping barrage with the “GET THE WATER JESUS CHRIST” has me literally Crying at 3 am

[@SavvygeMediaGroup]

6:20 he uses the Saving Private Ryan MG sounds

[@REXBOBO]

Your gonna make me back blast LOL. Why do I watch and love your video's.

[@doodskie999]

Damn I was worried where cornhole went, thank god ur still alive, your videos are pure art

[@estonedreveldo735]

That modern warfare segment was genuinly some of the best sound editing ive heard, good job

[@olivierlachance7150]

Omg this is the best thing i've ever seen on KZbin

[@theguy3851]

"Ayo why's he screaming at his rocket launcher?" . . . "Oh..."

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

FBI just called. *_They want to talk about the RPG-7 scene._*

[@kylestickley8096]

3:50 Creeping barrage had me dyin' laughing.

[@tomatojuices5340]

It was family friendly until RPG chan makes some noises

[@walaxel926]

Hey cornholepatrol, just wanna say your vids are on a whole another level and they bring immense joy when they appear on my feed. You have an excellent taste in video editing. Thank you.

[@_Meriwether]

**Cigar-chomp** _Hell..._ It's about _time..._

[@callmezerou4531]

Now I can’t stop imagining that damn sound when I’m reloading an rpg

[@Just2Epic4U]

As someone who lives in a Lebanese household my family heard the Arabic Music and arabic phrases being said and looked at me rather concerned 😂 I just said straight faced: Allah Akhbar?

[@ivanmorozov5293]

Jesus the battlefield 3 audio clips get me reminiscing

[@marcovandermerwe9875]

After watching the rpg skit: Every day we stray thurther away from god

[@ozro12]

this is the best squad compilation i’ve ever watched. this game is a literal meme and i love it

[@tacticalnoodles]

6:07 this *N I G G A* got Commando Pro and Dead Silence at the same time

[@Jack70M]

0:58 my new favourite vid was crowned

[@l.3626]

that was so much fun, cant wait for the next one

[@kpjammerwolf330]

01:03 *APC spotted * Corn: OH SH*T, OH F*CK *a frickin artillery round explodes right on top of them * Everyone: OHH-

[@furinick]

Oh god now i can't use an rpg without getting some uhhh Extra "solid shot ammo"

[@petyrarmelionov9141]

"I'll be anybody's friend." wholesomeness has a new form to use as a weapon

[@boomsauce3271]

My Lifes biggest bruh moment "I got it" 6:37

[@deliveryman_dan]

Friend: so what are you into? Me: its complicated...

[@Medix916]

That THICC BOI MEDIX baby 😭

[@EMNemesis]

5:05 OOOOOKKKKEEEEEYYYYY I wasn't expecting that but I wasn't disappointed.

[@borrioboy6272]

I don’t appreciate being turned on by a rpg mr hole

[@csabaweisz8791]

6:31 this is some top tier StarFox 64 reference

[@tomasedwards8257]

This was fire!!!!!

[@mrhbn9251]

The creeping barrages are cinematic AF! edit: I luv RPG-chan

[@thedude9867]

Yo when is RS2 coming? Nice vid tho

[@78Mrarth]

This video is absolutely hysterical, disgusting... Give me more.