Corpse Killer (3DO) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) episode 192: Corpse Killer (3DO). Corpse Killer is a game released for the Sega CD, Sega CD 32X, 3DO, Sega Saturn, Windows 95 and Macintosh computers that features live-action full motion video in a format similar to other games developed by Digital Pictures. It was later remastered for Steam, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch. But the Nerd is playing it on the 3DO. In the game, an unnamed United States Marine is airdropped onto a tropical island on a top secret mission to stop the evil Dr. Hellman, who plans to release his army of zombies on the world. He is bitten by a zombie and also meets an attractive female reporter and a Rastafarian male driver. Four of the marine lieutenant's comrades are captured by Hellman and turned into zombies. To rescue them, the lieutenant infiltrates Hellman's compound and shoots each of them with bullets coated with extract from Datura plants, which can turn freshly-created zombies back into humans.
Special thanks to Rob Steiner Jr. for the games and hardware!
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[@JamesNintendoNerd]

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[@LevskiBADBOY]

Yes

[@MetxsightseerRailfan]

Almost to 200 episodes

[@pollypissypants6121]

Awesome

[@platinumdiamond7]

sup

[@Someweebwithinternetaccess]

ok babe

[@dirtyharry5320]

"Raid 2020. I'll review this in 2020." "Corpse killer, consider yourself lucky. For now." The nerd is truly a man of his word.

[@YoYoItSJ]

That’s crazy. It felt like a crazy far off future when he said that he would review that in 2020. I remember going “Wow, we’ll never see it 2020 is so far away”. But here we are in 2021, and the future hasn’t been all it’s cracked up to be 🤣

[@MajinBoowomp]

Now we just need for him to review the launch version of Cyberpunk 2077 in 56 years

[@apere431]

@@MajinBoowomp He'll be old or dead by then and I wonder if KZbin will would still exist?

[@alexsilva28]

The man delivers. Next up, Wii sports review with 80 year old James

[@bobbytonson5890]

@@apere431 Maybe we just stick him in the fridge. That works for my leftovers, so why not him?

[@chrislupica4688]

“Corpse killer, consider yourself lucky...for now!”

[@whatevr99]

Looks like Corpse Killer’s luck has run out. 😄

[@MYNAMACHEF]

That part always made laugh. To think its luck would run out.

[@KajuTheRudeMonke]

This was a prophecy.

[@boyceentertantstudios6632]

Ah long time fans

[@chrislupica4688]

@@boyceentertantstudios6632 forever a fan of James Rolfe

[@DustinBarlow8P]

As a former Marine I just wanted to let everyone know that "moving slowly to the right as you shoot the enemy that blindly runs at your gunfire", is what war looks like!

[@jonmurphy4889]

I'll second this comment

[@mver191]

That is why Afghanistan was so hard. Many steep hills there that might be in your path moving right.

[@jonmurphy4889]

@@mver191 That's right

[@Krystalmyth]

This is why we were always reminded to step with our left because we only would with cur right. This is why it's called your military left.

[@daisukidatotoro]

I was always taught that there's no such thing as a "former" Marine.

[@devolutionary]

By making the abort mission a dedicated button, I thought the devs were being gracious. They realized what game they were making and said, "hey let's save you the grief of an extra button press when you discover the quality of this game."

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

Nah, they were doing both lol

[@jackthatcher1269]

*starts playing game* "Nope I'm out" *Abort mission button*

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

“High definition?! More like high defecation!” After all these years, James’ word plays are still 👌

[@andyc6542]

* James’

[@anthonyarmstrong1123]

He doesn't write the episodes anymore

[@fromash5289]

@@anthonyarmstrong1123 James has a hand in writing everything he does. Amazing how people don't understand how productions work.

[@MrMemetic321]

Overdosed diagnosed... Nah but he at least vets his scripts

[@ayoubbelkas689]

Youll think after 15+ years. James will have no more world play. He prove you wrong

[@TeamBlueToad]

"You never put toast in a toaster." Hotel Mario would like to differ.

[@danielwilliams4701]

Now he has to review Hotel Mario

[@L_HD]

@@danielwilliams4701 He already did

[@fitzgeraldsatori-gameplayi5552]

@@danielwilliams4701 Wasn't that years ago?

[@kenrickeason]

@@L_HD We need a revisited..

[@YoYoItSJ]

@@kenrickeason I mean... usually I would agree but it’s a pretty brain dead game so I wonder if there was even anything else to discuss haha.

[@Brunoki22]

Gotta love that James still uses the soundtracks of his games in his episodes! They fit like a glove!

[@shawarmageddonit]

Powerglove?

[@SpencerBPD]

Nice Scootaloo pfp

[@bloodmongerzero4431]

The Powerglove!

[@MyUsernameIsAlsoBort]

I absolutely love that he remembered and actually went back and reviewed a game he mentioned in passing. I'd love another one!

[@MonkeMan1429]

AVGN 2007:“Corpse killer, consider yourself lucky“ AVGN Now:“Not anymore“

[@panduvandal]

Only takes 14 years

[@phatmartyplays332]

I just now noticed that

[@adamuzumaki98]

@@panduvandal I saw the Sega CD episode from 2007.

[@ppleakage2785]

AVGN is back reliving this abomination 13 years later

[@iand1122]

Me: Took you long enough

[@DeadwingDork]

you know what they say Luigi, all corpsers corpse corpse!

[@Thegreatclamslamof93]

Didn't expect you here haha

[@AsherLogan129]

Is that how the line goes?

[@Aisland_Shuster]

@@AsherLogan129 No, man. You're thinking of "beep boop boop bop boop boop bop".

[@Propanesucka]

No, Mario. "All corpsers corpse dead."

[@DecimeCuba]

daddy clawwwww

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

"People cared more about the hardware capabilities and the graphics." So, not much has changed?

[@psychie8625]

Old FFXIV would like to know your location.

[@markpugh6808]

Difference is modern tech can run FMV games better than the original hardware the earlier games were made for

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

Modern Games.... Kiiiiind of ABSOLUTELLY except for N. SWITCH - Yes, the Switch - GC, XBOX, PS2 era games.... NAH. I'm gonna debate you that one if you're not young irl - if you're in your 30's or late 20's - If you're still young it means you really have no context or experience for that bold claim in videogame quality, so you're forgiven on that one lol.

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

​@@markpugh6808And yet they still don't have full backwards compatibility

[@chazblank2717]

This seems like a game you’d make your friend play specifically cause you want them to have a bad trip.

[@dkamphaus43]

"High Definition? More like High Defecation." I gotta remember that one.

[@jackkingsby116]

EA *cough cough*

[@cro-magnum7642]

(cough cough) Halo MCE (cough cough)

[@ayylmao575]

Cro-Magnum No.

[@bervin3232]

lol I read this when it came up

[@jimb.7523]

High Defecation - noun - What happens when you ingest an entire jar of Dr. Hellmann's mayonnaise.

[@live4marilyn]

"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!" -Mario

[@Atypical-Abbie]

Wow, turns out Mario was right all along.

[@gameboy8425]

Ah, yes. Classic 2009 YTP Nostalgia.

[@DaffyToons]

Bro, i was scrolling through the comment section looking for someone to comment this

[@thealmightyassman]

@@gameboy8425 "where there's smoke, they pinch back"

[@MyBlindRun]

Toast "bread"

[@luckybyte]

Thank you for still making these James. Consistency is something we lack in this crazy world and your vids are one of the few consistent things

[@nickp0834]

I agree hes still the same

[@so9175]

AVGN is my most favorite KZbinr, every time there’s a new upload I’m pretty happy. Even though one day they’ll stop and he’ll move on, I’ll continue to enjoy his content. James always makes me laugh :)

[@LalitoTV]

His videos are so rewatchable, i really don't doubt at all that we'll all be enjoying them for years to come

[@so9175]

@@EnjoySackLunch what does that even mean LOL

[@so9175]

@@LalitoTV agreed 😊

[@fuzzycatfur2008]

"I've been looking forward to this." -Count Dooku

[@Change51]

Or as the AVGN himself would put it “More like Count DOOKY!”

[@Np1214]

Hello there!

[@justincameron9661]

@@Np1214 general Kenobi

[@ChaseSeaborne]

“My anger has doubled since the last time we’ve met Corpse Killer”

[@fuzzycatfur2008]

@@iwanttoleavethisblank18 We both have.

[@vustvaleo8068]

I think some of the 'zombies' are actually just someone's dad in their casual clothes who needed a paycheck.

[@breawycker]

I love how the AVGN hasn't changed his thing in this long and still makes it funny

[@genesisfrost8627]

That final boss fight brings back a memory of another game...one with the coke logo in the background, a giant head and a song on loop.

[@advang4820]

I remember this game title as "Corpse Killer: Consider Yourself Lucky"

[@joshderrick9553]

Only true fans know those vibes, my friend

[@shaunwhitehead2966]

mandela effect

[@parker-boy98]

That's not the name of the game. Just Corpse Killer.

[@parker-boy98]

The "consider yourself lucky" part was what the Nerd was say to the game! "Corpse Killer, consider yourself lucky", use your brain.

[@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy]

So the Corpse Killer game said "Consider Yourself Lucky"? it was James that quoted that line not the game bruh. get your quotes right! the mistake was adding the ":" after Corpse Killer. Your welcome... for ruining your day sir.(lol)

[@NJR98]

Sounds like we'll be getting a new, "You know what's BS? Toasters."

[@jacobc8036]

Can't wait!

[@applemachome]

We have a long form version of that by Technology Connections

[@nostalgiainjection8867]

He did have alot to say about this.😎

[@rpgaholic8202]

I think you mean non-see-through toasters. We have clear or see-through toasters so you can see if your toast is properly toasted, underdone, or charcoal.

[@z-beeblebrox]

@@applemachome haha true, and the funny thing is that video DOES demonstrate that modern toasters are BS!

[@nh7226]

3:40 all toasters, toast toast!

[@83jbbentley]

All toasters toast toast.. “I haven’t had a drag in years.”

[@razor8191]

James: “Now, hopefully I didn’t mention any other awful games in past episodes that you’re going to want me to torture myself with.” Me: “Sewer Shark on Sega CD.”

[@homebreaux]

He already reviewed that game.

[@3dpprofessor]

THANK YOU! I knew I wasn't the only one that remembered this. Also, I didn't that game as much. It at least had game play.

[@gene052286]

Time girl

[@sergeantbillcipher6631]

@@gene052286 You mean Time Gal?

[@lShadowdark]

He will probably review Snatchers,since is a game you need the gun he mentioned in a video but never reviewed, also Chaotix

[@aokhoinguyenang3992]

Sound like the button to abort the mission is the best mechanic of this game. They should have upgraded it to a self-destruct button

[@RoXx1811]

"It's like toasting toast in a toaster" *laughs in german* We actually call our bread thats meant to be toasted "Toast" or "Toastbrot" (Toastbread) even before it gets toasted.

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Zurück zu deinem Toast

[@TristenTimberwolf]

You know what they say all toasters toast toast

[@littlewendigo5055]

Hey, we in Poland do it too! Pale limp piece of bread? Still toast, lol

[@michaeldebidart]

As I understood it growing up (admittedly I could be way off), the Sega CD basically used the genesis for the graphics processing, so the CD/32X games were games for the Sega CD that were coded to use the 32 bit processor instead of the 16 bits the Genesis provided.

[@treystar679x]

“Corpse Killer, consider yourself lucky.” Looks like the luck has finally ran out!

[@PrinceBrightstar]

AVGN: No Cliffhanger this time? Me: So has he ever played Cliffhanger before?

[@Locomamonk]

You're a genius and a curse to the nerd

[@randomsimpson]

Was thinking the same thing, haha

[@Reithierion]

I think he said that on purpose - Cliff Hanger is a laserdisc video game that was released by Stern Electronics in 1983

[@Sniperbear13]

there was also an SNES game. i remember renting it once in the past.

[@101Volts]

@@Reithierion You might be thinking of the wrong one, I didn't even know that one existed, but thanks for mentioning it anyway. I thought the reference would be to the Sylvester Stallone movie, and the games based on it. I played I think a Genesis version of it, and I just remember it being hard. Or maybe I was just horrible at games then.

[@tthomaselli2]

I still can't help but laugh at the analogy/comparison The Angry Video Game Nerd says around 1:36-1:50. I think the over-all choice of words is what really cracked me up...

[@SolidSonicTH]

This game got way more ports than I'd expect for something as derpy as this.

[@ProjectPlayGaming]

The best part about the HD re-release of this game is the ludicrous amount of bonus features included. Seriously, there's hours of behind-the-scenes footage, it's more interesting than the game itself!

[@Godzilladad]

And I love it. Also the girl actress 🥰🥰🥰

[@beauwalker9820]

Is that true of Night Trap HD, and Double Switch HD too?

[@ProjectPlayGaming]

@@beauwalker9820 Night Trap has a bunch of interesting bonus bits, including some documentary-style videos if I remember correctly. Not quite to the level of Corpse Killer, but in Corpse Killer's case it seems like they kept a huge record of the production. As for Double Switch HD, I'm not too sure!

[@TheSultan1470]

Cool!

[@dangus6934]

The girl in the bikini was the real reward for winning.

[@Blueflag04]

Great reward

[@swedenyes1042]

Flying zombies

[@nath-wp7xp]

What’s her Insta?

[@flexmasterize]

@@user-ww2lc1yo9c maybe it would be for you

[@g1ng3rsn4ps]

@@user-ww2lc1yo9c with the amount of weirdos and incels here, most women don't even want to be around men in something as normal and mundane as a swimsuit.

[@Weaponizedpenguin]

3:53 he turned into MF DOOM for a split second

[@theelightbearer4254]

11:59 had me in tears 😂

[@GoreyBits]

I’ve always wanted to play this game because the cover reminded me so much of Lucio Fulci’s ZOMBIE.

[@tomh8497]

I love zombie flesh eaters 2 too

[@danmatthews6176]

SPOT on

[@JPDUBpodcast]

Totally

[@FrankNFurter1000]

Too bad the game itself was closer to Zombi 3 (AKA Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso’s mess of a sequel)

[@anthonyamos8680]

It be awesome if they made zombie into a game

[@HunterPBrown]

I waited 16 years to watch the official ending to Hey Arnold, this 14 year wait was worth it just as much!

[@RequiemDream]

I'm watching Hey Arnold the Cartoon right now. Is their a ending to it???

[@JohnSmith-ov1fu]

This is not Hey Arnold, this is the AVGN and Corpse Killer.

[@Bauglir100]

@@JohnSmith-ov1fu WHOOSH

[@ThePikster]

We wait for this video so much that we had a remastered on PS4 before 😂😂😂.

[@Marcomanexists]

I relate immensely to that toast dilemma

[@orestmikulin235]

When you base your final boss fight on the one from Hong Kong '97...

[@beauwalker9820]

Hate to spoil the joke, but this came out before Hong Kong 97.

[@orestmikulin235]

@@beauwalker9820 😬 oops. I guess Hong Kong 97 stole the idea from Corpse Killer. Considering Deng died in 1997, perhaps there is something to that theory! 🤣

[@choppergunner8650]

I wouldn't be surprised if some obscure staff member that worked on Corpse Killer said, 30 years later, that the in-game date is actually 1997.

[@FIXTREME]

OR, it's just a coincidence

[@maddockemerson4603]

That infinite song loop is now stuck in my head again, thanks I hate it.

[@gamenrd2gmrnrd954]

Finally, after all of these years I can see the nerd talk garbage about this game

[@angelbeatsstudios2388]

0.0 You have been very patient then😂

[@sugreev2001]

Wish he’d covered Killing Time though. It’s seriously the only FPS game that was known to be decent on the 3DO when it came out.

[@LordSnoodles]

Thanks for another straight up episode with no tedious skits.

[@luigicsta6950]

"You'd have more fun navigating a DVD menu with your d - tip..." Bahahaa im dying 😂🤣😅

[@RocketZX]

This is why i watch AVGN these types of things he says

[@luigicsta6950]

@@RocketZX So very true!

[@LightFykki]

We are really getting blessed with a lot of Nerd episodes lately.

[@deathsceane]

Okay, you heard the man! We gotta tell him to do Cliffhanger.

[@jp-0047]

You know why NASCAR dont like this game? Because you can't TURN LEFT

[@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962]

Umh... and how does this joke work exactly. Let me guess, yo can't turn LEFT irl Nascar, right

[@jamesedward3619]

11:08 I guess Tyrion Lanister was the strategist for this mission.

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

I'm not sure what's weirder: that the game is actually on Steam, or the overall 'Positive' rating it has.

[@shauqiharris2772]

How about both?

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Some people enjoy these titles ironically. I know I've enjoyed both Night Trap and Double Switch.

[@badabingbing474]

Plays better on those

[@cedric1138]

Everything on Steam has a high rating! Even the most crappiest games you can think of will have a high steam rating

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

@@cedric1138 Hunt down the Freeman would like a word with you :)

[@BenCol]

Vincent Schiavelli was also in Tomorrow Never Dies, where he played an assassin. His character wasn’t a Corpse Killer, but after Bond shot him, he left behind a Killer Corpse.

[@skiprockjr.6881]

Don't forget about when he played one of the bad guys in the Gilligan's Island TV movie.

[@mikezee670]

@@skiprockjr.6881 he also played one of the Penguin’s goons in Batman returns

[@osurpless]

“I am a professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart, und still create the proper effect.” - Dr. Kaufmann

[@simondaniel4028]

He was a small character in Death to Smoochy. A polarizing movie I happen to love.

[@mike91mdk45]

Was also in a macgyver episode or two

[@panicatthechemicalfalloutboys]

I love that James always does what he says he will.

[@cheesebufer]

If the Nerd thought an HD release of Corpse Killer was crazy, wait until he finds out the same company is making an HD version of Plumbers Dont Wear Ties. Cant wait for that review!

[@marko-gj1uj]

I wonder if it's gonna be FMV

[@cheesebufer]

@@marko-gj1uj its probably gonna look like 2:58 where it looks super smooth. The team probably working on restoring and making Plumbers look nice

[@tadeuferreira4059]

Our worst nightmare come true then...

[@ikelldagay1801]

@@cheesebufer nah... I just saw the trailer... apparently, it's just still images... with better resolution

[@WarCrimeGaming]

Can't wait for the Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (NES) HD release.

[@FloosWorld_AoE]

Funfact: Footage from Corpse Killer was later reused for "Game Over" a direct to video film from 2003. The film also used footage from other FMV games by Digital Pictures (the dev behind Night Trap, Corpse Killer etc.).

[@EuMesmoVII]

Is it somewhere on the net? Now I want to watch it!

[@FloosWorld_AoE]

@@EuMesmoVII Yep, look up for "Maximum Surge" here on KZbin. It should be a 90 min long video

[@EuMesmoVII]

@@FloosWorld_AoE: Hey, thank you!

[@choppergunner8650]

You gotta be kidding. If it's direct-to-video, you can be 100% assured it's trash.

[@FloosWorld_AoE]

@@choppergunner8650 Well, IT IS trash.

[@bearclaw10]

"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast." - Mario in Hotel Mario

[@matthewroyer1561]

And he was just talking about if you don’t know if the toast is pale or not

[@Malchus13]

Toasters toast bread...

[@SpookyMarine]

THE Mario from Hotel Mario!?

[@danielwilliams4701]

Because of the toast reference, he now has to review Hotel Mario

[@matthewroyer1561]

@@danielwilliams4701 he already did that years ago, dipwad!

[@SparkyMK3]

AVGN (circa 2007): "Corpse Killer, consider yourself lucky." Mr. Krabs (circa 2021): "YOUR LUCK JUST RAN OUT!"

[@ThePirateprincess23]

Is it just me or did it look like he actually enjoyed that final boss transformation?

[@XenRiddle]

The boss battle of Corpse Killer is basically the "Giygas boss battle at home."

[@carbunky6098]

@Hanz Mchiggin "can we have giygas boss battle?" "no, we have giygas boss battle at home" giygas boss battle at home:

[@SpiralPegasus]

I don't see why ANYONE would want to fight Giygas though ever

[@nathancurtis9731]

Or the icon of sin that works too

[@PC_Simo]

@@carbunky6098 Oh, now I get it 😆.

[@setsers1]

Bruh

[@downsouth420]

Neat little trick for Sega CD version: if you’re out of datura bullets, then while holding down A to shoot, press B and it’ll shoot a datura bullet. Don’t know if it works on 3D0 version, but it makes the Sega CD version a bit more playable. I actually still have the vhs Digital Interactive sent me with the making of Corpse Killer and a couple other games they released at the time. I dunno if it’s on KZbin already, but it is true that the zombies were all on strings.

[@TheRockinAwesomeOne]

Came here to say this also beat this game way easier

[@UsTheMusicTVOfficial]

Ok, you need to upload that soon then. I would love to see this! Please, and thank you!

[@internetdude01]

Please upload that vhs!!

[@gregorymirabella1423]

you have no choice, you have to upload it. the internet demands it of you.

[@Edwin6264.]

Upload it

[@youtubecensors5419]

There are toasters with transparent sides so you never have to retoast the toast.

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

Corpse Killer: Features a photojournalist in a video game wanting to get a scoop on a zombie uprising. Capcom: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@jeremyweinstock1963]

I remember when I was a kid and this was supposed to be the “future” of gaming.

[@inceptional]

Only to marekting men and the handful of people that actually bothered to buy one of the various sh*tty CD-based consoles that started with stuff like the Sega/Mega CD and went up to probably whatver system came just before the Saturn. I guess they had to convince themselves they hadn't bought turds.

[@karelpipa]

I (vaguely) remember that too. Then Gran Turismo and other similarly great games were out :)

[@orang1921]

Jeremy Weinstock

[@jeremyweinstock1963]

@@orang1921 ??

[@orang1921]

@@jeremyweinstock1963 Jeremy Weinstock

[@matane2465]

"Hopefully I didn't mention any other games in past episodes you'll want me to torture myself with." Well there was the Jaguar CD that got off like Corpse Killer did because you couldn't get it to work.

[@ZeldaLover6]

Can’t wait.

[@Argonianin-tu9is]

He did already jaguar CD but that wasnt a nerd video.

[@ZeldaLover6]

@@Argonianin-tu9is Aw.

[@ugurkaraarslan25]

@@ZeldaLover6 but I remember he have done the same for corpse killer too.

[@ikelldagay1801]

Yep... we need someone who has a working one to sent it to him... but again, that thing has a big prize nowdays, specially for colectors

[@johnnym2069]

11:58 - He busted so hard that he passed out.

[@RetroBubz]

@2:56 “What really wrenches my taint though..” is severely underrated.

[@miguelgarcia6170]

2007 corp's killer consider yourself lucky 2021: his luck run out.

[@ValyxNEO]

This game has haunted our dreams for 14 years

[@rutger5510]

I just realized that the 2007 review is now officially older than Corpse Killer was during the original Sega CD review

[@alwaysmaggot11]

The revenge!

[@ballkicker931]

Yes i love revenge

[@trindalas]

Question is... is it truly dead? Or did he run out of special bullets? 😱

[@bostonrailfan2427]

for some of us, it’s been 25 years

[@Angie2343]

Corpse Killer should have just been a movie!

[@JamesEmirzianWaldementer]

12:45 His reaction

[@stentor9640]

Anybody else want AVGN to keep making videos until he’s a senior citizen?

[@edvance1030]

And beyond!

[@kingkosher6231]

when he's old he's gotta play Super Monkey Ball and Boogie haha

[@Raviouliformiouli]

I'll watch until I'm a dead

[@saysaythegreat]

i dont wanna see james being 60

[@101Volts]

@@1981mrdavid He isn't a smoker, is he? If he keeps up with his vegetables and fruits and exercise, and doesn't smoke, he ought to be fine.

[@PikaLink91]

Kinda cool to see James finally play a game he teased 15 years ago. I remember him talking about it with the opening cutscene ending on those windy palmtrees and I was all mystified like "I wanna know what this game is like!" Now, we finally have the long awaited continuation, and not gonna lie, this episode actually made me chuckle on a few occassions.

[@PikaLink91]

@Michael Kachura Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.

[@PikaLink91]

@Michael Kachura A bottom what?

[@junpei6180]

@Michael Kachura why...

[@milkwad]

Reanimating old couch farts embedded within the fabric.. that's corpse killer.

[@lancedeevine8019]

If these zombies had been more animalistic and violent, rather than clumsy puppets, maybe that game would have had more chances.

[@BlueKnight85]

How do we live in a world where this game gets HD releases and yet Nintendo has NO idea how to do a new F-Zero game?! I'm not even a F-Zero fan and that confuses me!

[@velvetbutterfly]

While people see them as one and the same, Nintendo likes innovating more than gimmicks so even if they had a story, which is another problem, it's hard to have an F-Zero game feel like F-Zero while being new

[@AndyKusanagi86]

@@velvetbutterfly i agree, i mean, where do you go from F-Zero GX? it's like they did all they could for the series in that game - vertiginous tracks, absolute sense of speed, story mode, stunning graphics... the only thing they could do is a remaster/remake.

[@abbacuspotter9232]

because literally only 10 people care about f zero

[@beauwalker9820]

@@abbacuspotter9232 that's bull, the original F-Zero and F-Zero X games were "Million Seller" labeled games, and I see tons of people online begging for a new F-Zero. And let's not forget how popular Captain Falcon is in the SSB series, and how Mario Kart 8 has two beloved F-Zero stages included. You don't give us F-Zero fans enough credit. Even James Rolfe the AVGN likes F-Zero.

[@abbacuspotter9232]

@@beauwalker9820 seethe more. Nobody wants f zero. Its just not important enough to get new games.

[@TheChrisHype]

Most of the time, zombies like to chew on flesh. In this game, the actors who play the zombies prefer to chew the scenery.

[@lordkaijux5262]

Or milking the invisible cows.

[@matthewmckee3762]

3:32 “You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!”

[@uncleflute1794]

I lost it at the Hellman Mayonnaise joke at 5:13 😂😂 that was peak OG Nerd comedy there 🤣

[@Other_Kev]

Now you have to revisit "Alfred n the fettuc"

[@VixtarTorrex-Gomex]

Do not forget "Jigsaw" (Action 52)

[@noahnorman6877]

Can he please also do a full review on “Time Gal” he reviews on in the Sega CD episode but never went into full detail.

[@BurnedZero]

I fell about so badly when he mentioned that one

[@ViktorTheMusician]

I still randomly burst out "What? Never heard of fettuc?" from time to time for no reason

[@danobelelement7828]

And lollipop rossi😂😂😂

[@MishKoz]

Realistically, there's gotta be at least one 13-year-old watching this review who wasn't even born when the original Sega CD review was released.

[@Blake-id6yd]

that is terrifying, because when the original released i was like 10.

[@dragonspeed99]

I was 7, now I’m 21 I’m trippin at the state of earth rn

[@passione6443]

I’m 14 but basically

[@franksmith613]

It makes me feel so old that there users younger than KZbin.

[@bradleypearl2986]

@@franksmith613 I'm 15, turning 16 in October. Do I count?

[@scavengerspc]

Hard to believe but *THIS* was a game that 3DO said made their system worth $600.

[@gordonshumway7465]

3DO never made any systems. When did they ever say "Corpse Killer makes our system worth $600"?

[@DUKETACTICS333]

11:52 if nobody didn't think this part is funny, you have no sense of humor

[@play-s-_______-osu]

We're finally seeing what's up with Corpse Killer

[@AsherLogan129]

We surely are.

[@ulfberht4431]

From AVGN’s point of view

[@StCerberusEngel]

Imagine for a second that a soldier is being attacked by zombies and he just slowly scoots to the side while shooting at them.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

I imagine the intent was being on rails on a vehicle but it's so stuttered he might as well be dragging his left leg.

[@StCerberusEngel]

@@Maniac4Bricks Right? That's certainly what it looks like.

[@jchris12000]

I imagine that soldier would be Arnold like in Suburban Commando

[@StCerberusEngel]

@@jchris12000 Suburban Commando was the Hulk Hogan movie. Commando was the Schwarzenegger one.

[@jchris12000]

@@StCerberusEngel ok but He was in that and other soldier roles, I just didn't bother to look them up

[@DuoDynamo]

10:17 Pulling a Billy Mitchell over here, I see.

[@Thievishaura]

13:10 3d hong kong 97

[@fxman9071]

The nerd is like the mafia: tying up loose ends

[@mdb510]

The final boss had a strong Hong Kong 97 vibe I doubt the creators were going for...

[@Mankey619]

Well he is the ultimate weapon in this game,instead a decapitated head he’s a still image of a face who’s shooting out zombies out of his mouth.

[@DetectorCliche]

3:58 I always thought that character was played by Stephen Wright

[@Sega_is_all_i_cd]

@11:22 😂 😂😂😂 foreal though!

[@wardrich]

So basically, this game is the Cha-Cha Slide, but the needle is stuck in a "slide to the right" loop.

[@fyretnt]

Now all I’m hearing is that version of the song

[@wardrich]

@@fyretnt sliiiide to the right! Sliiiiide to the right! Sliiiiide to the right! Cri- sliiiide to the right!

[@jamespalmer5679]

Aaahhhhh hahahahaha hahaha

[@GelatinSkelet0n]

3:33 "All toasters toast, toast" - Mario

[@thesnesgeek]

I find it faschinating that the nerd gives context to much older reviews, nice detail. Also, how he mentions modern consoles is a nice touch.

[@paullee3952]

The swimsuit is the only positive point to this game 😍

[@RetroDanielX]

12:36 It reminds me of when you beat Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat.

[@samuelbankston2108]

The fact you added great graphics from Nightmare Elm Street 5 makes you the goat

[@guyvizard549]

Vincent Schiavelli will always just be Dorf's assistant, Leonard, to me.

[@phatmartyplays332]

James’s humor is very rare as it never gets outdated

[@bambeepik]

Unlike corpse killer

[@M0rinkashi]

They were never end-dated.

[@Yabuturtle]

I have waited since 2007 when I was in high school, hoping he would review Corpse Killer. Now, 14 years later, it finally happened. Has it really been that long? 0_0 Time just flew by.

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@EnjoySackLunch I think he’s plenty relaxed!

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Finally...14 years later, it hasn't escaped it's AVGN judgement.

[@OriginalRitz]

Loving these back to basics classic Nerd reviews!!!