CORRECTIONS Episode 99.5: Week of Monday, March 25

[@Robin0928]

Corrections dipping into the decimal system for numbering Corrections is perfectly in line with how insane Corrections has been

[@wjrasmussen666]

Can't wait until 99.9921

[@anotherrainymonday820]

I hear shoemaker is going to appear in 99.69

[@garycpriestley]

Yep, I really want this to approach 100 assympotically

[@0o0ification]

I'm assuming were getting to at least 99.99 ⁹⁄₁₀ of an episode, just like at the ding dang gas station.

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

@@garycpriestley asymptotically. 😬🐾

[@bebouchard]

"Corrections 99.5" sounds like the slogan for an extremely pedantic FM Radio Station.

[@deux2tango52]

"on your FM dial."

[@sherinameless1618]

With erudite announcers Sethington Meyers III and Mikey the Shoe.

[@PlanckRelic]

KRCT 99.5 Corrections Radio

[@SamUnreel]

We need Reel World to create a Corrections 99.5 FM Top of the Hour jingle and call ID.

[@FooFighter2017]

Or a new prison...

[@naimaesolk]

PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER EVER END THIS SEGMENT!! I only watch the show to get context for corrections!

[@r.d.w.molenkamp1276]

Pro xD

[@clarewillison9379]

👌🏼😂🤣

[@myname2525]

😂🤣 This comment!! 👍

[@mapthemaze4624]

Me too😂

[@sherinameless1618]

And that's how they get you!

[@jakeptapia69]

I have animal flubs as my ringtone 😂 everyone thinks I'm insane when I get a call

[@rachele4631]

😲

[@davidandersson9100]

Haha that's just great 😂

[@clws9673]

Now wondering how to get Buck's laugh as a ringtone...

[@tacen7]

Badass.

[@supagoku03]

Your ringer is ON?!

[@Typhis19]

Omg, the line about the animal flubs song, "Do you think, I think, It's good?" lmao

[@L_M_V]

That made it to the description of my latest video - it involves Seth and Kelly Clarkson 😂

[@SouthCountyGal]

He's claimed in the past (for a bit) that he recorded it on his iPhone while locked in a bathroom stall because he was too embarrassed to do it in public. lol!

[@TroyBarnesBrain]

I would like to point out that the ACTUAL canononically current Corrections count comes in at 98.5, because depsite Seth clearly establishing that the _"Specjackular: A Celebration of CORRECTIONS!"_ was not to be considered as a regular episode but rather a "Outstanding Variety Special (Prerecorded)", it is still listed as CORRECTIONS Episode 51. If this sounds like I'm in the bargaining stage of grief over the ending of corrections, that's because I am.

[@TMercan31]

Bravo! Yes it's a technicality but who cares - this was 98.5 CLNSM

[@DennisMoore664]

With the tease on the regular show I'm now convinced that Seth has just been toying with us the way any good Jackal plays with it's prey.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Actually the ‘stages of grief’ were never intended to describe what those left behind feel but rather the feelings of terminally ill patients about their own mortality. Therefore, perhaps this is Corrections bargaining with Seth to ‘give me more time damn it!’ 😢

[@adamhansard4647]

Wouldn’t that make this actually Episode 99 then? (Regardless it’s still 100 episodes, but this is the kind of nitpicking that gives this segment life)

[@onopvallend]

But as Seth states so clearly, this is not a corrections, so how can it be "Corrections 99.5" or 98.5? It should be called "Not a correction episode 1" or maybe 0.5.

[@THEmatthewone]

The "back and forth/flip flop" joke was perfection.

[@davidknightx]

Took a second or two for me to get that one. Man, I'm getting old.

[@jamesb4523]

I seesaw between "it's perfection" and "too obvious".

[@benverhaegen9006]

Oh man, that had me in stitches for an embarrassingly long time.

[@snowsim]

I judge by how much louder & earlier my reaction is than the in-person one. He knocked it out of the park & may get me evicted.

[@davidyohalem629]

@@jamesb4523 The essence of wisdom is being able to hold two conflicting opinions simultaneously.

[@anthonypouria3194]

Count the next one as a full episode, and that would make it 100.5. That way, you never technically did a 100th episode and can keep the chuckles coming. Been here since the dark times.

[@starbreaker_zed]

Better yet just do 101 and never address it.

[@M.Babadook]

Genius. Damn, my life is sad.

[@tigersmith2759]

“The dark times” Corrections, Steam and Fiona the hippo were the things that kept me afloat 😅

[@anro7137]

The Attic Prelude, Corrections and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Those were my sanity for the dark times.

[@anthonypouria3194]

@@anro7137 wonder if he ever got the wasps out of there? Lol

[@DorianPhQ]

Living in Ontario, Canada during the 90's, I can confirm that most of us WERE excited that a song was being sung about our provincial police!

[@hobbitbobbitt]

confirm this confirmation, chief.

[@mikinaaka7028]

I fully grew up thinking this was about the provincial police 😂😅

[@brendan8761]

I just learned in this episode that it wasn’t. 😅

[@martinphipps2]

I came to the comments section to say this!

[@daveleonard3280]

I would like to point out that in Episode 3 of Corrections, Amber said that this segment is not good for him (referring to Seth). However, if it wasn't for Corrections, Seth would have 18% fewer Emmy nominations and 100% fewer Jackals harassing him each week. So, fair trade-off?

[@LucenProject]

Some could argue he's even ahead!

[@johnchiu]

Seth went from telling all the jackals that he loves us, to him screaming "F$%& YOU!" at us... Do we deserve it? Most definitely. Like how Corrections MOST DEFINITELY deserves an Emmy.

[@LindaC616]

If we enjoy the abuse, then we are no better than Graphics.

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

The Academy not awarding “Corrections” their fully deserved Emmy is exactly like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame not inducting “Weird Al Yankovic”. So totally incorrect.

[@kennyn1992]

@@LindaC616 Graphics are a jackal's best friend. Like yin and yang if The Dude had started Taoism. (Hmm, maybe he did in a past life as he has played The Old Man [Lao Tzu]).

[@johnobrien2373]

​@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkThe Academy snubbed "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On" for an Oscar. Wherever an "Academy" is making the decision, expect them to reach the wrong conclusion.

[@tacticalgrace6456]

It deserves both an Emmy and an N-Emmy.

[@stereoroid]

2:15 “Dundlak”? Even autocorrect knows it’s Dundalk. Seth’s writers apparently live in Dunspellin.

[@johnbriggs3916]

At this point, you begin to wonder if the misspelling was deliberate.

[@johnbriggs3916]

@@Pinkbluebiro One wouldn't bet that way. Like Seth, I have dealt with Graphics over the years. And one thing I learned the hard way was that they don't proofread. (They are visual people, not text people.)

[@vita1078]

Dang it! I thought I could finally be a jackal because I had a correction to share. Now I can, at best, be a jaclak!

[@ronanmckeown9785]

Dundlak? Ah, you're taking the piss now, lads. It's spelt Dundalk and pronounced De Town.

[@georgesekavec1020]

Sitting in Dublin, shot up when I heard Dund-lack

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

This is one of those moments where in 20 years you look back and say, "i was there"

[@manaash4316]

Being your 100th like felt poingent for this comment.

[@HeriEystberg]

I hope I look back in 20 years and think "What's this? Seth is back in business!? He looks good for a 70-year-old!"

[@maryroberts589]

​@DominicTetraulttouché, Sir! An excellent thought-provoking comment for a (non) episode of Corrections that included the flip flop bit!!

[@phillip5245]

I'm not here. I'm just a 3D holographic projection. Just like Tupac except for the fame, talent and skin colour.

[@Rechanmole]

@@HeriEystbergI hop eto say in 20 years "Thank you dystopian hellscape cannibals for not eating me".

[@ryanrutledge922]

Easy Seth . I watch from Toronto every day and my snowmobile ride to feed my polar bear isn't the same without your AMAZINGLY SUCCESSFUL podcast . ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@cristinaferrara6966]

Made my day to be one of the seven who got a dishonourable mention from Seth for thinking they were singing about Ontario Provincial Police. 💃🥳

[@ChrisArkwright]

THIS JUST CANNOT END. PLEASE DO THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

[@TheUberjammer]

Time will end after episode 100.

[@lulairenoroub3869]

​@@TheUberjammerIf only. We can bail on the election

[@rugbybeef]

Uh yea, I dont even know if there's a TV show still. It could just be a backdrop, a desk, Seth's celebrity guests and well wishers checking in on him, his growing dementia and alcoholism, and the comments section at this point. Is there even a Buck? Is he sitting on a stack of Thorn Birds?

[@annadownya]

Is the whole "corrections ending" thing an April Fool's day joke? Are you trolling us back???? Please God. I need corrections. I have so little joy in my life!!!!! Please Seth don't rob my joy.

[@muchadrewaboutnothin]

There's an infinite number of possible episodes between 99.5 and 100

[@joannekozuchowski8654]

I live in New Mexico. On St Patricks Day weekend i took a trip to NYC by myself just for a break from life and to visit the big city. As i sat in the airport in Albuquerque delayed for an hour and a half, the last thing i did before i got on the plane was watch corrections episode 99 and think how sad it would be if it ended. Of course I (jokingly) thought to myself, "hey maybe ill see seth while im in NY and i can tell him not to quit this amazing thing!" Lo and behold less than 24 hours later i was walking up 3rd Ave and who do i run into crossing the street....Seth fucking Meyers and his two boys. I still cant quite wrap my head around the level of coincidence that is. It all happened so fast and we were crossing the street towards each other and he was with his kids so i didnt say anything. But seth...if you are reading this now...please dont quit Corrections. It is the best thing on the internet. -joanne.

[@snowsim]

Wow! That's awesome! And well done, not intruding on him with his kids!!

[@lb5368]

Joanne, you're my jackal hero! What an amazing experience. I hope Seth mentions your comment❤🐾

[@abbycross90210]

At first I read it as you were waking up on 3rd. "Wow, rough flight?"

[@robertrusso877]

Waking up on 3rd ave.? We’re you day drinking with Seth?

[@joannekozuchowski8654]

​@robertrusso877 i wish!

[@KariBear_21]

Corrections brings so much chaotic joy to my life.

[@turdfurgeson1643]

I love it so!

[@shanerothery]

Same, though this wasn't Corrections.

[@mattmacnavarro8060]

This ISN’T a corrections

[@lesliebehan1596]

I usually love Fridays because of Corrections but this episode of Not Corrections was even more hilarious than Corrections. Hubby heard me crack up often. Thanks, Seth!

[@MrAmazing00]

Best part: "hey does walley get paid for that?" "Let me f%n find out" 😂😂

[@traceyholt8223]

That was my question. It was an unusually long conversation between Seth and Wally ..... did Wally set it up on purpose? 🤔🤨

[@Rechanmole]

@@traceyholt8223Funny, I asked that too. :)

[@SouthCountyGal]

Given Wally's apparently genuine abashed response, I don't think it was set up. But I hope he got paid!

[@traceyholt8223]

@@SouthCountyGal lol - Wally is too genuine to set it up .... but it made Seth stop and think! I hope he got paid also.

[@nicholasgold9021]

One thing we learned is that apparently Wally is mic'd up for every episode whether he has planned lines or not. Wait, can we find out if this is true somehow? Will Seth tell us?

[@joemassi2727]

I absolutely love the animal flubs song it kills me every time 😂😂

[@jeanee1228]

That callback to a pandemic-era corrections is only for those of us who have been here from the get go. What a treat 😂

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Agreed! I literally gasped 😂

[@Melo-Study]

That was so old, I had to scrape around for a couple seconds in the cobwebbed basement of my memory to retrieve it!

[@maryroberts589]

In pretty sure that most of us who watch Corrections have been here since the inception of this brilliant creation & have hung on for the ride gleefully ever since! #CRXNZ

[@orangeelliot]

I was almost disappointed that I remembered jokes from that long ago. Doesn't my brain have more important information to hold onto??

[@jeanee1228]

@@orangeelliot honestly it is absolutely insane that we immediately got the joke, you are so right. 😭

[@Missunderstood103]

'Jokes on you cause I AM rich and we DON'T pay our taxes.' -Jackal King🤣🤣🤣

[@judasdubois]

I love that he followed that up with "oh no april 1st" which is also not the day american taxes are due, multi layered joke.

[@gnaius]

​@@judasdubois he's so rich he doesn't even know the tax day 😆😆

[@DrPatriceBerry]

@@judasdubois😂😂 we all know it is April 15th 😂😂

[@francescaa8331]

😆

[@DJGURR]

Corrections is the last bastion of meta humor in late night. So authentic

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Can ‘true meta’ be authentic though? Isn’t the truly meta more of a reflection on the nature of authenticity?

[@garyrupp3340]

Mr Myers, My daughter Mara and I have a ritual. Our weekends don't officially begin until we sit down with pizza and watch Corrections. No corrections? We don't consider it a legitimate weekend. I understand you and your hard working crew deserve breaks and vacations. We understand missing the odd weekend because you all need to go to Tahiti or Dundlak or where you take your holidays. My daughter and I deserve our weekends, too. We prepared for no corrections one week. We accepted our loss and grieved appropriately. Imagine our extraordinary chagrin when we went to start our weekend this week and found this ruffianism running rampant regarding our recurring ritual. On easter weekend of all weekends. We don't get a legitimate weekend on one of the most important Sundays of the year. Shame, sir. I have thrown out Mara's Easter basket in protest. I hope you're pleased with robbing us of two concurrent weekends. I'm so upset. I need my weekends. I hope Mac Tonight visits you in your dreams every night until you return to us our ritual and legitimate weekends. See you at 100. Very Respectfully, Gary Rupp

[@juliemacdonell6381]

We love your imitations, your acting, and your humor. I wish people also spoke more frequently about your use of the "slow blink". Perfection!

[@catoninetales]

I love when I watch A Closer Look on Thursday night and there's a new insane tag at the end. I live in the comfort that it'll make sense in a few hours when Corrections gets posted.

[@khallo151]

My new favorite thing

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Same! Love it!

[@lenkacfk7155]

I burst out laughing at the "OR DON'T" one - I hope he reverts back to that and uses it until the end of time! 😂

[@randyastle3301]

He’s right. I missed Corrections episode 9 and nothing has made sense since. I’m glad this wasn’t Corrections because everything suddenly made sense again.

[@sigil8386]

Underrated comment.

[@PostTrumpDisorder]

Funny ha ha

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

Getting to 100 is about to become as slowed down as sitting on the edge of a black hole.

[@SyzygyNoon]

Relatively speaking..

[@dielaughing73]

Limit theorem

[@deux2tango52]

Let's hope so !

[@snowsim]

If we're lucky! Just no spaghettification, please.

[@Aaron.Thomas]

Next week, corrections episode 99.8...

[@danielcampbell6708]

One of the best in a while! That joke about the Animal Flubs song killed me!

[@Carpatheon.]

The best "Not a Corrections" ever.

[@wolfmoon09able]

At the end of Closer Look I heard "then why are you still watching?" and I was like "oh no. Corrections energy creeping in again!" Then it was immediately a plug for corrections. You done good at prepping the people what to expect.

[@sir_vix]

This is not a corrections, this is just a tribute.

[@nonedefense8296]

I see what you did there.

[@jessiemiesfeld7950]

Just listened to that song yesterday 😂

[@lukenosewalkerbruno]

Well played 👏-👏-👏 (Slow clap)

[@ollieoliver3356]

Seth is going to try and Zeno's paradox his way out of this, never reaching 100. Such a clever little tortoise.

[@matttowner3179]

That's what I'm hoping for. That it continues to approach 100 but never reaches 100.

[@jkadkin]

Omggggg here for the OPP and Canada reference, and 100% sending this to the two retired OPP officers in my family 😂😂😂 and the loonie!! So excited 🤓🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@Stop.Honchotime]

In graphics defense having to bring your vision to fruition has to be a challenge. "I need a Koala, dressed as a Braniff flight attendant, holding a frog what has Rudy's crazy eyes as as his head, standing on an ice cube, that's floating in a big glass of negroni. Here's 2 bucks I need it in 3 hours."

[@scottmaberry285]

And if it can be encased in ice. That would be great.

[@Alexis84DE]

I just want to say - 10 years with a majority of the same crew. That absolutely speaks to the amazing character Seth possesses. Must be an awesome dude if everyone sticks with him so long ❤

[@karenswartzlander5411]

I love any mention of “Cicada, cicada,” and the “Or don’t” finally convinced me to check out Seth and Josh’s podcast.

[@IAmFJ1]

99.5! Aw! He should just confess. He can't end it. I hope next week it's 99.6th episode. 😄

[@crovax1375]

Probably 9.75

[@IAmFJ1]

@@crovax1375 99.51

[@Flexicor]

99.501

[@TheUberjammer]

99.4 The entire thing is a tease - from now on, it's back down to 46.

[@IAmFJ1]

@@Flexicor agreed.

[@jamiegrall9503]

Please don't ever stop these! I don't usually watch late night talk shows, but Corrections randomly came on autoplay during the Pandemic and I've been obsessed since. It was Corrections that made me want to regularly watch a Closer Look!

[@ryanyoung8638]

I hope Seth keeps giving Corrections random names now and then finally wins the Emmy this show deserves - It would be *chef’s kiss* if he wins & accepts the award for ‘Corrections: Episode 99 and 17/25’s, definitely maybe possibly could be should be would be but is not or maybe it is really Corrections’ 👌🏼😂

[@ryanyoung8638]

If he wins I hope he thanks us Jackals first!

[@Yarnofthewild]

Let me fkn find out! 😂😂😂

[@bebouchard]

I bet he does the same thing with his kids. "If you don't stop that by the time I count three, you're gonna be in big trouble! One...two...two-and-a-half...two-and-three-quarters..."

[@NewMessage]

Holy geeze there, guy. That Canuck accent is more Manitoba than Ontario.

[@manaash4316]

Like, 50% fewer 'ehs' and this Albertan would have thought he was an ubdercover canadian.

[@starbreaker_zed]

I know 'eh

[@thomasw.5344]

I find it strange that noone on the show seems to know about the Naughty by Nature/Canadian police conspiracy theory

[@JohnFrancisShade]

Are there any Candians that say "about," rather than "aboot?"

[@zDom]

I'm not from Canada, but I thought it sounded somewhere between Corner Gas and Letterkenny.

[@CraigMader]

The Callback Episode with no graphics feels like old times,and in the spirit of the days when Corrections was five minutes long and plagued with corrections about earlier Corrections(T-Sock), you just said "porchase a porche-car". Never stop this.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

They should do a clips episode of Corrections

[@CraigMader]

Yeah, folks seem excited for eclipses lately

[@CraigMader]

😅Sorr

[@CraigMader]

Failed reach. Fuckeverything.

[@JeffRJones01]

Conspiracy theory time… When talking about the cookie Seth said “legos” again. I believe this is opening the door for corrections season 2 episodes 101-199.5 and I personally can’t wait. I was very upset at the idea of a world without corrections.

[@MatthewGreenbaum]

The pure joy this gives me every week is so wonderful. Thanks!

[@GoikOShea]

Calling Dundalk (pronounced Done Dawk) "Dundlak" in the bit about getting Irish geography wrong is peak Corrections.

[@TomThumb151515]

lol he is trolling

[@henrygvidonas9573]

He didn't address my point about the possible consequences of _almost_ putting their false location of Dublin into Northern Ireland, though. Maybe it's better not to. Let's keep it light!

[@khamjaninja.]

Dundalk is also the name of a prominent suburb of Baltimore, Maryland. Because when you think of Baltimore, you think "Irish".

[@previnsnaidu1]

Corrections is by far the most hilarious thing on the internet. I use it as a barometer for new relationships to see if she’s able to get my humor lol

[@TravisChalmers]

If my wife ever starts enjoying corrections I'll have real concerns about her.

[@meganbarber3599]

It's pronounced thermometer.

[@brianalice]

I love Animal Flubs. Also, Correction: the CEO of Nestle is not a gnome. The CEO of Nestle is a monster.

[@danielmetcalf]

Too true, straight up one of the worst companies ever and responsible for some pretty disgusting acts.

[@clarewillison9379]

I was going to say N@zi but you’re right too.

[@mimzynull7855]

@@clarewillison9379 por que no los dos? lol

[@joseph-zoramcbride4029]

HA!! ... And also yes. He's the dragon of water; if he's not draining lakes/stealing other people's aquatics, he's done for.

[@despasando]

Corrections is one of the gems that makes life worth living. No joke. This is a free mental wellness weekly session. Changed/ing my life!!!!!!

[@Cruisey420]

I started corrections a month or so ago and was told by Seth to watch them all in order. Being me i did and Seth went from my #3 late night host to number 1. My favorite moments, have to be the duel with the knitting community, ninja turtles, Pizza Hut, I work on computers and love to put it on in the background where I can watch. I’m embarrassed to say I’m 22 and like late night tv but there were times I legitimately bust out laughing in the middle of a quiet room filled with computer nerds. My favorite episodes are between 42, 64, 69, and 74 something about those episodes just really spoke to my humor. I wish you guys all the best, especially with that mini documentary you guys did just shows how amazing this all is and you just can’t help but have a great deal of respect for everyone in that crew.

[@LexicographicalPedant]

Somehow, a joke about Ferrari being uptight and judgemental is the most accurate thing in this episode of Rectification

[@sigil8386]

Rectification! 🤭

[@gus.smedstad]

Ferrari is infamous for deciding who is, or isn’t, “good enough” to buy a Ferrari. Or, in cases like the F40, even more restrictive about who can purchase a specific model of Ferrari.

[@meganbarber3599]

Judgmental

[@alumpyhorse]

@@meganbarber3599well done, fellow jackal 👏🐾

[@meganbarber3599]

@@alumpyhorse 😂 Thank you, thank you very much. 🐾🐾

[@SixPackShaun]

I finally went back and watched all the corrections to prep for #100. Because of the way the playlist is ordered, with the most recent episodes first, you can't let it auto play. You have to go to the end of the list, and after each episode, press the backward arrow button. Each episode watched involves making a conscious choice to go more and more backward. It really encapsulates the whole corrections experience.

[@chezmoi42]

Now, that's devotion. Isn't it annoying that YT doesn't give the option of reversing play order on the playlists?

[@lenkacfk7155]

@@chezmoi42, yes, that would be such a basic function! I've rewatched most of the old episodes in order, but that you always have to scroll for 2 m before you reach the end of the playlist, then find the one where you left off - at some point, I just gave up.

[@AnnieThyme]

​@chezmoi42 it would be very easy for whiever runs the late night yt channel to go in and set the playlist to play in order rather than most recent first, I have to assume they don't just to make it difficult for us Jackals 😂

[@demitasse22]

If you save the playlist, you can order it by date published

[@chezmoi42]

@@AnnieThyme It's not their problem, it's YT who should give us a choice of order, as they do with the general videos. I wouldn't want it 'oldest first' if I were looking for the latest video, but I would if I planned to watch from the first. YT knows how to code this.

[@AAjootian]

You know you are a jackal when you are more excited about Thursday night than Friday night 🎉 ❤Fam

[@LindaC616]

When you are awake at one in the morning and you have to get up at five thirty for work....😅

[@OmegaSparky]

🐾

[@scarletspidernz]

For us in NZ its Friday nights :D Great way to end the week or start the weekend 😁

[@Rustmonger]

I am happy to be among those who have never missed an episode. If this does truly end it will henceforth ruin every weekend for the rest of my life.

[@Lisel_Wanders]

God I love this man. We must never stop correcting him so he can never stop doing corrections. 100 more please!

[@jkglazner]

I'm just glad we get more next week.

[@afg122602]

Next week should be 99.51.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Oh god it’s turning into ‘The Princess Bride’: ‘see me next week, I may well kill you in the morning’…!

[@Gildedmuse]

Honestly something sexy about Seth just casually bossing people around regarding how to watch and title Corrections.

[@khallo151]

He realized he could save time and have less to do after he’s done filming. Think smart not… unsmart.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

Careful, Seth gets way too happy with himself if anyone suggests he’s attractive. Self doubt and disfunction is what drives comedy - we’ve got to keep him humble!

[@Gildedmuse]

@@betsiecleworth5853 Good call. Seth, you're hair is bad and when you close your eyes your face looks weird. Hopefully that's enough crippling doubt to get us to Correction 99 and 3/4ths.

[@betsiecleworth5853]

@@Gildedmuse 🤭🤣🤣

[@Danielle11906]

CORRECTION: watching corrections from episode 1 to now would in fact take 24.95 hours **

[@JamesWilliams-et2xz]

👏👏👏

[@MonicaChavez556]

respect ✊

[@mayakanitkar]

Well, he said "it's easily over 20 hours" so that would make him correct

[@nicholasgold9021]

And it would be worth it and they should feel lucky that it exists.

[@essiebessie661]

Thanks. You saved me the trouble of the addition.

[@ZagnutBar]

0:53: the wig joke is an old David Letterman gag. When people said he had a toupee, he'd say "if I did, why would I get one that looked like this?" Considering Seth is in Letterman's old chair, it's kind of a sweet homage.

[@larrymosher5045]

Wasn't Letterman at old Ed Sullivan theater, now home to the Colbert show.

[@ZagnutBar]

@@larrymosher5045 Late Night with David Letterman was his show at NBC before they passed him over as host if the Tonight Show and went to CBS. That's when he did the Late Show with David Letterman. Seth is the current host of David first late night job.

[@JSDudeca]

After all these years I learned that it was not about the Ontario Provincial Police. I learned something from Seth!!!!!

[@cristinaionascu4431]

The Taoiseach/teasock very much worked for me, I laughed out loud in the middle of the night. I was there for all the editions using the reference so it was extra-funny. Thanks!

[@mikkinkead6563]

I cant believe Im commenting a semi-correction on a non-correction (which therefore maybe means none of this exists?) but Leo has stepped down and Simon Harris is the new Taoiseach. He formally takes power April 8th but since this isnt corrections i think its ok for my correction to be a bit wiggly.

[@lynnhettrick7588]

⁠@@mikkinkead6563I did hear that Simon Harris is the new Taoiseach since I do The Guardian Thursday quiz each week. I got that question wrong because Harris didn’t sound very Irish. 😅 I guessed the other Simon in the multiple choice options.

[@samanthajames7569]

I love “obnoxious corrections Seth” 😂😂😂😂

[@MrsBasia99]

Yes! That’s def a fun lane.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

Me too, it's just a shame that we only got Obnoxious "Definitely not a Corrections, but something else entirely" Seth this week.

[@ivyinabottle]

I have been waiting all morning for what I was fearing to be the final episode, but I’m so happy Seth also can’t let this go. Truly a mass Stockholm Syndrome for the ages. Can’t wait for Corrections 99.9 next week.

[@ppeterson6303]

99.9!? I want 99.51. 😂

[@davidyohalem629]

@@ppeterson6303 You are both wrong. The infinite series would bring us to 99.75 next week; 99.875 the week after (the week of 8 April.) Anyway, the week coming is the week of 1 April...damn you, you fools! you fools!

[@jeandrzyzgula]

I love that it's still titled corrections even after Seth said not to call it Corrections about fifteen times

[@trdollar]

The hair's real, and pushing into "Bram Stoker's Dracula" territory...kudos

[@johnchiu]

Wally "Two Trees" is the smartest man in history

[@lindseypress4745]

🌳🌳✌️

[@MariaVosa]

I got that reference!

[@razzledazzyl]

“It’d be a real shame if I, say, FORGOT to drop the cue card, now wouldn’t it?”

[@petabread33]

For most of you who don't watch A Closer Look, they actually put that at the end of the segment without any changes. YES!!!

[@smussyolay]

I saw it before this came out. I was like -- I missed when it was introduced, but I didn't!

[@nth.aurora]

Correction: they did change the volume of the staff laughing. I was wondering why Buck sounded so far away.

[@sir_vix]

I find it hard to believe that most of the jackals are members of the writing staff, so odds are that most 'people' here watch the main show content.

[@abbycross90210]

​@@sir_vix right?? Who watches Corrections but not the rest of the show?

[@bepowerification]

@@abbycross90210I watch the Closer Look too but I can imagine there are people who dont wanna watch it because 99% of it is talking about Trump and 1% Giuliani.

[@RobertJohnson-bj5lk]

I LOVE CORRECTIONS!!! This “show” has provided me with the safe space I’ve always needed to feel that it’s okay to feel irked and irritated when someone else gets something totally incorrect. It’s probably why I enjoy the show “Jeopardy!”, and Weird Al Yankovic. Please never end Corrections.

[@epiphi]

This show brings me more joy than anything else in the world right now, and certainly than anything else on the internet, and I'm going to cry when it ends.

[@desireeespinosa3954]

I love Corrections. Between this and the home shows during the pandemic I’ve become a fan of Seth and the whole crew. Thanks guys and gals

[@kuzzbillington6392]

"Amuse-bouche" is a perfect name for a tasty little bite of comedy. I feel both amused and bouched watching this :D

[@josephzuloaga]

love the taoiseach callback :)

[@HiIAmPaul]

Such a great callback!

[@jameshartmann3405]

The day I wear a Corrections#100 sweatshirt is the day he decides to tape Corrections #99.5. What a world! Show was amazing!!!

[@Articolate]

THE CANADIANS ! To Canadian Seth fans, much love to all y'all 💗

[@tacen7]

Hey thanks a lot buddy take it easy eh? 🍁

[@TheFlowerGirl77]

Thank you Seth for a wonderful version of “Not” Corrections that somehow still brought back all our fun from all the previous Corrections ( 😉 ), especially those fantastic cookies! Happy 100 Seth and the Corrections Team!!!!! 🎉

[@charlesgordon6969]

I just got my tickets to Cicada, Cicada! I'm so excited!

[@petecoogan]

This year is a triple cicada year

[@sunshine3914]

Bucket list !

[@robinbickel4594]

telecharge lottery I hope?

[@LarryDavid47]

Corrections has gone from my favorite segment to something i cannot live without

[@matthewforsee5092]

There are an infinite amount of numbers to get from 99.5 to 100 and I hope you do them all!

[@breezyveezy]

After a full week of binging between work and sleep, I finally finished my full Corrections re-watch, and I’ve got to say, it’s definitely the best way to consume these. It keeps all the callbacks nice and fresh.

[@DirtScraps]

That “back and forth” after the sandals vs, flip flops bit killed me. 🤣😂🤣

[@jeffreylee5770]

I don't remember how I stumbled into these, but I did see all of them and really looked forward to them every week. It is true that you get the humor if you start from the start.

[@manaash4316]

"we dont pay our taxes" made me snort the water i was drinking. 😂

[@losergrad]

I'd love it if Seth did a thing where he identified the laughs from corrections. Kinda like surprise inspections.

[@HiIAmPaul]

Brilliant

[@LindaC616]

Well, he definitely identified one of them in tonight's closer look

[@khallo151]

Ooh yes the only two I can identify are Buck and Amber

[@clws9673]

I began to cry as soon as I saw the title of this episode. I love this show so much and I have laughed (with Buck) through some of my dark days in the last years. I wasn't ready to say goodbye yet either

[@shelbydavis2312]

You can't imagine my joy when I saw 99.5 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@missolympiabinewski]

Nobody jump down my throat, but this really felt like an episode of Corrections.

[@sigil8386]

It may have. But Seth clearly stated it wasn't. Just like the card says at the end.

[@satchmohub1]

I laughed so hard at the flip flops joke, I couldn't hear anyone else laughing..

[@Aura-Of-Syrinx]

Animal Flubss is a banger, it shall not be bismirched!

[@gianalfredo]

Right!? Some people are just dead inside. Animal flubs is the best.

[@DennisMoore664]

I want one of those Koala cookies.

[@C2C.]

Loved that we were treated to Seth's theme song voiceover!

[@nathanswink5145]

I just binged all of corrections to this point for the first time in the last week, have had some pretty genuine laughs. Worth the binge 7/10

[@darcykydd5228]

Seth, I am from Northern British Columbia, was a young teen when the song came out, and I distinctly remember my dad asking why there was a song about the Ontario Provincial Police. And I got to be the one to tell him, at the dinner table, what it was actually about. 😊

[@kmksmith1935]

An extra corrections, a true Easter miracle 😂

[@toddman121]

I did go back and watch all the Corrections from the beginning. Totally worth it.

[@christieharrison9542]

Seth’s Canadian accent is miles better than his Aussie one. Well done!

[@jennistafford-faris7022]

Impressions camp finally came through!

[@LindaC616]

Well, NH....

[@LindaC616]

Well, NH is close....

[@hellagood67]

True that. Our accent is just too hard for some 😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺. Have a great looong weekend Christie

[@djshotty]

Just think, Canada Ontario Provincial Police has the acronym COPP.🤣

[@hannaganistic5148]

If I'm ever lucky enough to see a live taping the only thing I truly want is a big hug from Wally..he seems like such a sweetheart :)

[@garywhite2050]

I'm impressed that everyone has been so considerate of Seth's feelings not to mention that when he tilts his head down his hairline forms two perfect cat ears.🐱

[@silviastanziola659]

Who doesn’t love the animal flubs song? It’s perfection.

[@TMercan31]

Right?

[@DennisMoore664]

Apparently Seth doesn't. But he could just be kidding around the same way he's been kidding around that Corrections is going to end with episode 100. I mean, Corrections ending is a joke right? Right? I mean... Animal flubs ... animal flubs ... it's time to take a look at some animal flubs.

[@TMercan31]

@@DennisMoore664 I hope he's kidding.....

[@sigil8386]

Aaand now it's stuck in my head.

[@lenkacfk7155]

I LOVE the Animal Flubs Song! I would definitely listen to it if they put it on the music platforms. I keep humming it to myself after every time they use it. It slaps!

[@redoctober1991]

What I wouldn't give to see Seth just absolutely throw back his drink in one go.

[@scottmaberry285]

Then you should give “Seth Goes Day Drinking With . . .” a watch. It’ll cure you!

[@HermitLady]

“Porchase a Porsche” 🤣🥳🤟💞

[@davidknightx]

I love how KZbin has "translate to English" below your comment.😂

[@HermitLady]

@@davidknightx Awesome🤣🤩

[@hellagood67]

😂😂😂😂 I caught that too. Wait for the jackals to descend on him 😂😂😂😂

[@kimberlyrobinson1751]

99.5...LOVE IT!!! Makes me so happy when people don't get it! 😂 Please never stop Corrections! 😍

[@mattcarman1772]

I love your podcast with your brother.