CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11

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2 ай бұрын

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like picking the wrong dates for an astrology joke and saying Rupert Murdoch would announce Oppenheimer as next year's Oscars winner.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@andybaldman
@andybaldman Ай бұрын
For the 100th episode, just announce that you’re canceling the main show, and will be doing Corrections every night.
@BygonesBeingBygones
@BygonesBeingBygones Ай бұрын
That would be a trip
@gosendit
@gosendit Ай бұрын
A family trip?
@carolz5090
@carolz5090 Ай бұрын
Without the main show, the only thing Corrections will have to correct is…um…`er…I think there may be a teeny tiny flaw in your plan.
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Ай бұрын
​@@carolz5090 🤔 Seth could definitely correct other people, places, & things. 😁🤣😆
@dbagette
@dbagette Ай бұрын
@@gosendit And if you like those siblings, maybe check out The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show and How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa and Jonah Bayer
@justjustinin207
@justjustinin207 Ай бұрын
Two weeks puts the 100th Corrections dangerously close to April Fools'.
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k Ай бұрын
Uh-oh
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
Oh thank god!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Ай бұрын
But it won't be on April fools, that's a correction RIGHT THERE.
@verdatum
@verdatum Ай бұрын
I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall him acknowledging that the last correction would be close to April 1st, but that no, this wasn't an April fool's joke. I might be conflating that with another creator I follow who retired same time last year...
@JuanMPalacio
@JuanMPalacio Ай бұрын
Is he going to announce that Corrections is going to go on forever and then say April Fools? 😰
@satalia
@satalia Ай бұрын
Seth has gone from being terrified of Mac tonight, to drinking its blood.
@quentongilliam5803
@quentongilliam5803 Ай бұрын
He might be drinking Jackal blood!!! 👀
@tech-nomadic5218
@tech-nomadic5218 Ай бұрын
every friday morning when it first occurs to me that it is indeed friday morning i let out a yell of "CORRECTIONS!"
@johnchiu
@johnchiu Ай бұрын
4 MORE YEARS (of corrections) 4 MORE YEARS!!!
@danielmetcalf
@danielmetcalf Ай бұрын
Damn, legit came here to say this ❤
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker Ай бұрын
Not a correction, but love for Animal Flubs. I sang “animal flubs” out loud when my dog slipped on the hardwood floors yesterday morning. (He’s fine.) Then I sat down on the floor laughing at myself. The dog was confused but delighted that I collapsed down on the floor. Tonight’s ‘animal flubs’ was unhinged, and delightful. Art imitating life.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 Ай бұрын
That's freaking hilarious! We sing Animal Flubs at our pets but going to start doing it when they do something silly
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Ай бұрын
@@JennaPitcherTHX1138I do the same for Chonq-o-dog! (Full disclosure though, I constantly serenade him changing all the words of any song to Chonqy chonq chonq....or whatever, so he's pretty used to it.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 Ай бұрын
@@chonqmonkAdorable! It's also fun to make up lyrics about your pets to Crooner Ghost from Conan
@Revelwoodie
@Revelwoodie Ай бұрын
Ok yeah, but next time I'd like more information on how to spell "flubs." Not every detail on the order or anything, I just want to know the letters that you use.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse Ай бұрын
I love Animal Flubs way, way too much
@joegetto
@joegetto Ай бұрын
This show is slowly turning Seth into the world’s premier deadpan prop comic. Fantastic! Chefs kiss emoticon!
@Reliken
@Reliken Ай бұрын
correction, you mean the chef's kiss EMOJI. Emoticons are *textual* representations of images - made up of punctuation marks, ASCII characters, letters, and numbers, such as: ;-) and =P and 8===D. Emoji are the little tiny graphics/images, such as the chef's kiss that you describe.
@katiesmith9223
@katiesmith9223 Ай бұрын
The genuine fear that you’d gotten infer vs imply wrong (which you did) was hilarious to me 😂 As a child, grandchild, great grandchild, and niece of teachers, welcome to my childhood 😂
@kennedye2112
@kennedye2112 Ай бұрын
That Lego "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" picture was amazing as was the BrickHeadz Wally. Kudos to the jackals crafting these delightful works of art.
@dmochat
@dmochat Ай бұрын
So it wasn't a Lego Wally after all! You know, I thought the head didn't quite look like something that Lego bricks could create... still dope as hell, though 😂
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma Ай бұрын
​@@dmochat No, it's LEGO. BrickHeadz is just a kind of LEGO set meant to capitalise on Funko Pops' popularity.
@dmochat
@dmochat Ай бұрын
@@PerovNigma ohhhh ok! Cool, thanks for the Correction™!
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 Ай бұрын
I am currently in the first stage of grief about Corrections ending: denial
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
I’m at rage.
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Ай бұрын
@@anro7137Seems a bit premature for rage (and/or denial), but hey: you do you.
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
Too soon? Yeah, I hope it continues. Laughing every night is the best!
@mc76
@mc76 Ай бұрын
I love how Seth introduced a new segment in the penultimate episode of Corrections.
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 Ай бұрын
Thank you for using penultimate. I used it in a work email and received feedback that someone replied all without me and said I was being all fancy.
@bretthake7713
@bretthake7713 Ай бұрын
​@@kathleen109 I'd like to issue a correction to whoever did that - sending a reply all in a work environment to criticize one person's vocabulary is brain-broken behavior
@californiapagan
@californiapagan Ай бұрын
Seth, I infer from your card at the end that the big decision you are considering is keeping Corrections going. I want you to know when you make this decision that Corrections has created a community of your fans. It contains the best running gags in late night and makes us feel connected to the show in a way that no other show does. Do what you must, but please consider keeping it going.
@JayPayne-ys5rr
@JayPayne-ys5rr Ай бұрын
Infer! I see what you did there. 😂
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges Ай бұрын
I second that!
@aprophethere
@aprophethere Ай бұрын
all good things must come to an end. but all great things must keep going.
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 Ай бұрын
Pleeeeas-uh Seth Pleeeese🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@Th3Psych0hippy
@Th3Psych0hippy Ай бұрын
I'm so worried this was my last ever Animal Flubs
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k Ай бұрын
Are there 12-step programs that can help us?
@suvi2787
@suvi2787 Ай бұрын
And it was such an extremely good one !
@clintgordon1999
@clintgordon1999 Ай бұрын
It did have a 'Leaf on the wind' vibe :/
@Yarnofthewild
@Yarnofthewild Ай бұрын
I feel this way too! It was as if he/ the writers was/were saying goodbye
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess Ай бұрын
He would've said it was the last-ever one, so worry not.
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
1:46 Seth fishin’ around in his negroni like Meatball Ron eatin’ pudding. 😂
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 Ай бұрын
And then he pretends not to know what to do with his nasty wet hand and then wipes it on his pant leg. Maybe 100 is the magic number.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Ай бұрын
Ol' Puddin' Fingers
@kylman5001
@kylman5001 Ай бұрын
Phalange fishing
@pinchezardina
@pinchezardina Ай бұрын
Now I want negroni pudding
@smugandsmarmy
@smugandsmarmy Ай бұрын
Oh dear lord, THAT made me laugh way too hard!! ♥️
@adamhansard4647
@adamhansard4647 Ай бұрын
Seth, Corrections is the highlight of our week! Your humor and camaraderie with your team is such a life lesson for everyone. May you continue Corrections as long as you do the show! Or maybe only monthly, we’ll take whatever we can get!
@loganhall3477
@loganhall3477 Ай бұрын
Thank you for making the animal flubs completely unhinged.
@Naryoril
@Naryoril Ай бұрын
Making? Was it ever near a hinge?
@commaJim
@commaJim Ай бұрын
​@@Naryorilthere weren't even hinges nearby
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa Ай бұрын
It was practically Lynchian!
@signaltonoise.online3729
@signaltonoise.online3729 Ай бұрын
The hardware store is out of hinges at this point
@artlewellan2294
@artlewellan2294 Ай бұрын
@@signaltonoise.online3729 speaking for those who tend doors for a living, hinges are pretty reliable devices for directing entrance and exit points (in time & space).
@notenoughmonkeys
@notenoughmonkeys Ай бұрын
Not going to lie, when Seth read my Closer Look/Closter Locke correction, I was so happy, then he proceeded to credit it to the wrong person... I haven't felt this let down since the actual ending of Lost. This jackal has never been happier! Thanks.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
I "liked" your correction, so I felt validated by proxy. Good job, NotEnough! Good job, me, for liking funny comments!
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Ай бұрын
Since most corrections worth reading are obvious and repeat ad nauseam in the comments, I wonder if they try to credit it to whoever posted it first, or just whichever they saw first.....I'm guessing the latter.
@garybaldrick
@garybaldrick Ай бұрын
@@chonqmonkI think this fails the “worth reading” part of your litmus test.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 Ай бұрын
'A Closer Locke' is genius, but I also loved the end of Lost dearly, so I am unclear on if my opinion can be trusted 🤣
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
Getting a correction acknowledged is always a thrill! I was lucky to get one read in episode 11 (Justifications) and then didn’t get another until episode 82 (Jack O’Lantern, not pumpkin) and again in episode 95 (Bird Bane’s beak). And now I’m stoked that Seth backed me up this week about that slice not being from Pizza Hut! 🍕
@lukevaughn2075
@lukevaughn2075 Ай бұрын
I was ready for Jenny to pop out after the pencil joke to say “HOW DARE YOU?!??!”
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 Ай бұрын
Seth I need you to understand that I'm extremely high right now and you can't spring that Animal Flubs nightmare fuel on me like this out of nowhere.
@arabchristraeger
@arabchristraeger Ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh so god damn hard nine days later when I'm in a pretty dark place. ilu
@l.w.d.431
@l.w.d.431 Ай бұрын
It woke me up from me stoney nap… horrifying
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 Ай бұрын
@@arabchristraeger Hang in there friend, keep making other people laugh. ❤️
@somebodyspecific2410
@somebodyspecific2410 Ай бұрын
​@@arabchristraegerHope things look up friend!
@Olive_O_Sudden
@Olive_O_Sudden Ай бұрын
The Lego Wally is magnificent!
@Lisa-ih2cf
@Lisa-ih2cf Ай бұрын
I wish I could like multiple times for Lego Wally
@daltongrowley5280
@daltongrowley5280 Ай бұрын
I've been noticing more and more of corrections leaking into the main show lately.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky Ай бұрын
As it should.
@Flexicor
@Flexicor Ай бұрын
May be thats how corrections shall live on
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 Ай бұрын
Yes!!🎉🎉🎉
@thatfatman6978
@thatfatman6978 Ай бұрын
There is a main show?!?
@jevogroni4829
@jevogroni4829 Ай бұрын
everybody knows corrections is what took the show to the next level
@aimeeward44
@aimeeward44 Ай бұрын
I will miss being a part of this ongoing in-joke. All the best to you and all the writers.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf Ай бұрын
"Legos" came up in the NYT crossword a week or two ago. I abandoned it in disgust, and broke a 60 week+ streak.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson Ай бұрын
It was just the mini. Don’t get mad at the mini.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf Ай бұрын
@@SenatorRobinson It's been in the main multiple times.
@TheVoulenterilyMad
@TheVoulenterilyMad Ай бұрын
The Baze shoutout was bittersweet. On one hand, it's lovely the way Seth will give his writers a spotlight. On the other hand, it is devastating to find out that people spend time writing the correction jokes.
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass Ай бұрын
Truly 😢
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass Ай бұрын
Kiiiiiidding I f ucking love these writers
@Chris-io2cs
@Chris-io2cs Ай бұрын
I think it's a pretty small number of jokes that are staff submitted, that's why baze is getting called out. In fact he's probably messing with Seth by submitting jokes.
@vibekewl
@vibekewl Ай бұрын
For 100th I want a "Behind the scenes" or "How it's made". Maybe home interview with the jackals. I find it astonoshing if somenody actually writes these "jokes", I assumed they wrote themself based on the wonderfull jackal material.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
@@vibekewl I agree! "Behind the Jokes: the Corrections stories they didn't want you to know. All the scandals behind the Emmy-losing series. The KZbin true story of one man's battle with Lego brand blocks. "
@secotioid
@secotioid Ай бұрын
That Rupert Murdoch "Australian accent" was completely incomprehensible, ya nailed it!
@megletable
@megletable Ай бұрын
Simultaneously nailed it and feels like a hate crime
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass Ай бұрын
Impression camp open this summer?
@dmochat
@dmochat Ай бұрын
and yet comprehensible enough that they still had to bleep it 😂 If anyone was gonna thread that needle, it's Seth 😂
@briancook9165
@briancook9165 Ай бұрын
Except that he said "assholes," whereas no true Australian would ever miss an opportunity to say "c*nt"
@Xhumed
@Xhumed Ай бұрын
Because Murdoch is melting, like that bad guy in Robocop? You know, the one who played a surgeon in ER, whose mortal enemy was helicopters.
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut Ай бұрын
Let's create our own Emmys and send them to Seth and The Crew. A JackalEmmyTacular.
@rikkidelaine
@rikkidelaine Ай бұрын
A JackalEmmyTacular full of DIY Emmys for all sorts of awards.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance Ай бұрын
Animal Flubs for Best Song.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance Ай бұрын
Maybe 30 Rock is flooded with fake Emmys they'll give Seth some budget for the show.
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut Ай бұрын
@@ThePathOfLukeResistance Or someone will decide to sponsor to appeal to the Jackals.
@TheMrsworsfold
@TheMrsworsfold Ай бұрын
What other fake Emmys could we send in?
@samanthajames7569
@samanthajames7569 Ай бұрын
I love the “baze of glory call back”
@-laydeeintrigue-
@-laydeeintrigue- Ай бұрын
I think you should keep missed opportunities. Or not. Edit: "See me in two weeks" is always such a gut punch. 😂
@claddagh1826
@claddagh1826 Ай бұрын
i am really surprised he is already taking a week off after the previous hiatus. he went, like, two months without any breaks before that.
@KatySueWho
@KatySueWho Ай бұрын
When Seth tried to call Andy my heart broke into a million pieces.💔😢 I can’t let go of Corrections! WE CAN’T LET GO OF CORRECTIONS!!
@Kannushi5
@Kannushi5 Ай бұрын
Speaking of your little bro, saw him on Kimmel. He's never gonna hurt for work long as Newsom stays out front. 😂
@carrierogers874
@carrierogers874 Ай бұрын
The Big Brothers and Big Sisters joke was great. I haven't ROLFed since the aughts, but you had me going.
@redstripedownofficial
@redstripedownofficial Ай бұрын
So glad I found this in its infancy and have been present for the entire metamorphosis of the show. I look forward to it every week
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 Ай бұрын
Agreed the arc has been breathtaking. Cicada Cicada to you dear person❤
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Ай бұрын
Please for the love of God Seth, don’t stop at 100!
@dougr550
@dougr550 Ай бұрын
All good things must come to an end....so this will likely go on forever because it's terrible
@user-yn7yo1co3k
@user-yn7yo1co3k Ай бұрын
💯‼️
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Ай бұрын
​@@dougr550suits us
@anamariaguadayol2335
@anamariaguadayol2335 Ай бұрын
God Seth? I think there needs to be a comma between Seth and G-d.
@francesinez126
@francesinez126 Ай бұрын
@@anamariaguadayol2335 Hmmm... yeah... but... really?
@mikecif4123
@mikecif4123 Ай бұрын
Seth's American Beauty joke proves he's the biggest jackal out of all of us. Love this episode!!!
@sethswheelhouse
@sethswheelhouse Ай бұрын
If you want to be done with corrections, I understand. That being said I very much hope you choose to continue. It is a joy and an absolute pleasure to have every week.
@holstorrsceadus1990
@holstorrsceadus1990 Ай бұрын
Jackal here, you called yourself a big brother but that is incorrect. You are an older brother. Josh is 2 inches taller than you so he's the big brother. I learned this while listening to the Nick Offerman episode of your podcast.
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Ай бұрын
Oh nice! Not to add insult to general objectification but who is the heaviest though?
@Xophien
@Xophien Ай бұрын
Seth has a podcast?! I wonder why he's never mentioned it before.
@holstorrsceadus1990
@holstorrsceadus1990 Ай бұрын
@@betsiecleworth5853 probably also Josh. They said he was the more Nick Offerman like of the two brothers.
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Ай бұрын
@@holstorrsceadus1990 that could mean he’s good at woodworking
@margoelizabethmiller
@margoelizabethmiller Ай бұрын
heavier...@@betsiecleworth5853
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 Ай бұрын
The Baze bit is exactly why you have to start watching Corrections from the beginning. Edit: For those who don’t know the reference, it’s from episode 66. Not to spoil anything, but the whole episode is incredible and absolutely worth watching from start to end. But if you only want the Baze of Glory part, the bit starts at 7.14, and there’s a callback starting at 11.17. Again, I’d recommend that any true jackals watch from start to end. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2bIlYmqqd-Gi6csi=KnxRlXcfEfGEnZfg
@catthoagland4997
@catthoagland4997 Ай бұрын
I've watched everyone from day one.. I'm still kinda confused 😆
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
"Going down in a Baze of glory." All rights reserved by Big Music, Inc.
@RoryStarr
@RoryStarr Ай бұрын
I've watched them all and for the life of me I cannot remember the bit. Love it.
@winner_joiner
@winner_joiner Ай бұрын
But we just watch because we have "stockholm syndrome", newcomers have a way out, and a brighter future😉. 😅
@yesloow
@yesloow Ай бұрын
Christ, now I have to watch all of these again?
@opehliakai7158
@opehliakai7158 Ай бұрын
My husband was laid off 4 months ago in a mass layoff and I’m unable to work due to a disability… it’s been a rough time for us, but discovering Corrections has given us some much needed laughter! We watched from episode one and it’s been a way to forget our troubles for awhile. We LOVE IT! Thank you for giving us such a gift!
@danielovercash1093
@danielovercash1093 Ай бұрын
Please don't stop corrections. It is hands down the funniest part of all the late night shows
@johnchiu
@johnchiu Ай бұрын
WRONG! We miss the part where you say YOU LOVE US!!
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 Ай бұрын
🙋🏻‍♀️ I concur ❤
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 Ай бұрын
Well, he obviously doesn't anymore. 😢
@johnchiu
@johnchiu Ай бұрын
@@lenkacfk7155...is that why he's leaving us?
@jeffbooker
@jeffbooker Ай бұрын
We love you And stay safe.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
@@jeffbooker Now I never remember to stay safe.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
Thank you to whomever hustles to get these up before 3am EST. With gratitude East Coast jackal (2403)
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 Ай бұрын
2403 is not military time. It’s 0003 Midnight is 0000 Or my favorite “balls” Balls 30 is 0030 Aka 1230am
@hooterie
@hooterie Ай бұрын
I love that I just learned something valuable while reading the Corrections comments' replies...not that I can use it, because I have four kids and I teach middle school. But now I know. And that's what really matters.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
@@demitasse22 2403 is my jackal number 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Ай бұрын
@@hooterie you can use it when you take the students on a field trip to Europe!🙂 They use it, particularly on train and bus schedules, show times, etc!
@hooterie
@hooterie Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 lol no I mean the "0000 = balls" part. PS -- all middle school teachers everywhere may not be able to say these things out loud, but we are definitely giggling on the inside. 🫣😂
@kaledrost3769
@kaledrost3769 Ай бұрын
Boss: Why are you late today? Me: Well they had Animal Flubs on Corrections this morning. Boss: ... Me: Parrot edition. Boss:... Me: Parrot edition...
@darkmarc
@darkmarc Ай бұрын
All I can think about every time "Animal Flubs" runs is -- "Somebody got a paycheck for that..."
@deborahchasteen3206
@deborahchasteen3206 Ай бұрын
Me, too! It's fun to imagine them giggling.
@xmann10761
@xmann10761 Ай бұрын
Pedantic point: the building blocks in the crossword puzzle could be Duplo...
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
Such a Jackal!! Noice!
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 Ай бұрын
Maybe in a quiz, but Legos and crosswords are based on being connected correctly.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson Ай бұрын
Are Duplo considered tiny? The proper clue would be “medium small” building blocks.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 Ай бұрын
​@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj So even when they're plurals. I'll remember.
@drtaverner
@drtaverner Ай бұрын
I was just thinking this! 😂
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 Ай бұрын
Post-Day-Drinking Corrections are so aggressive 😂😭 I love it
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Ай бұрын
Wait what? Did I miss something, how’d you know this is post-day drinking??!
@dmochat
@dmochat Ай бұрын
when was there a Day-Drinking segment?
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt Ай бұрын
​@@betsiecleworth5853 he went day drinking with Kristen Stewart, they mention it during the interview, airs march 26th, if I'm remembering correctly.
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt Ай бұрын
​@@dmochatthe day before the Kristen Stewart interview, but it hasn't aired yet
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Ай бұрын
@@phelan_pt ha, fair enough
@m0rfans
@m0rfans Ай бұрын
Brilliant! New segment "Missed Opportunities" starting Ep.99 out of 100. Bravo.
@heatherbayless3643
@heatherbayless3643 Ай бұрын
I love the Sloth callback. I was just thinking the other day about the 'don't do Sloth!' bits and this cracked me up tonight.
@mikeimbrogno4150
@mikeimbrogno4150 Ай бұрын
Speaking as a guy who sometimes wakes up with "Animal Flubs" in his head*, this Animal Flubs is pure nightmare fuel. *I'm not proud
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 Ай бұрын
The original animal flubs theme slaps AND slays. This one was a very inferior model.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 Ай бұрын
I've been waking up with W.A.S.P. Animal (Flub Like A Beast) in my head. Slightly different vibe. Though as it's an earworm, just as repetitive.
@dessel5683
@dessel5683 Ай бұрын
i love introducing Missed Opportunities right before the 100 episode end
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax Ай бұрын
I think the crossword people fucked up because they’ll now have to make a hundred part absurdist KZbin series to make up for saying “Legos” one time 😂
@kelvarnsen
@kelvarnsen Ай бұрын
That Baby Ruth/sloth joke took me a second but once I got it, it was amazing. And it is still making me smile.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR Ай бұрын
i completely missed it. in fact, I was staring at the bar going, "I don't get it" to myself. disappointing :(
@mikeobrien6411
@mikeobrien6411 Ай бұрын
For the 100th Corrections, Seth should get a perm like Ewan McGregor suggested.
@leapintothewild
@leapintothewild Ай бұрын
At the very least, he could just roll it on perm rods with some pink Dippity Do and the appropriate tissue, then wash it out later.
@X2_DACA
@X2_DACA Ай бұрын
Best Comment 🏅
@alexandernordstrom1617
@alexandernordstrom1617 Ай бұрын
I'm not sure how the wig would hold up to that
@LateNightwithStudBuyers
@LateNightwithStudBuyers Ай бұрын
​@@alexandernordstrom1617Seth demonstrated thoroughly how that wig ain't coming off, so the perm is back on the menu. great way to kick off the next hundred episodes of corrections, because obv he wouldn't cancel something so near and dear to you and me... wouldn't even dream of it... would you, Seth?
@pollyester6627
@pollyester6627 Ай бұрын
@@alexandernordstrom1617 😄😄😄
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 Ай бұрын
I second my fellow Jackal: if you can’t say “slay” or “slaps” , SETH YOUR MISSION IS TO MAKE “Fetch” HAPPEN!!
@majrBuzzkill
@majrBuzzkill Ай бұрын
Stop making fetch happen
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 Ай бұрын
Can you use it in a sentence please?
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl Ай бұрын
@@scottahrens9331 “He's playing fetch . . . with my kids . . . he's treating my kids like they're dogs.”
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie Ай бұрын
@@scottahrens9331 "You look quite fetching in your new suit, young Mr. Smith." I'd assume (prob wrong) that "fetch" could mean "good," "nice," or even "eye-catching?" But beats me. To me, it just means "playing fetch" with a dog. Now, go slay! Peace, out. 😉
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 Ай бұрын
@@razzledazzyl @beth-ie thanks for your “help”
@CaptainNuge
@CaptainNuge Ай бұрын
Correction: you were correct that it should have been "Implied". An implication is something you make as you speak, an inference is something your audience draws from what you've said.
@PadawanAkuki
@PadawanAkuki Ай бұрын
There it was. I was just making sure. ^_^
@nandfednu3502
@nandfednu3502 Ай бұрын
i commented and then realized i shouldve made sure
@juanrodriguezjr451
@juanrodriguezjr451 Ай бұрын
Of all the late shows I've seen, no other show includes and shows constant appreciation for the behind the scenes staff. Another reason to love this show.
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved Ай бұрын
I got abdominal surgery this week and I'm kinda heart broken that I had to stop watching this after about five minutes in as I'm genuinely concerned I'll rip my stitches from laughing. A literally gut busting episode of corrections lol
@bowdencable7094
@bowdencable7094 Ай бұрын
Wait, are you ... Kate Middleton?
@Heterogeneity
@Heterogeneity 10 күн бұрын
I hope you have healed up and can safely return to enjoy this episode now.
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved 7 күн бұрын
@@Heterogeneity so sweet! Yep all good :D
@masterkief7608
@masterkief7608 Ай бұрын
I'm coming down from mushrooms. I didn't need that animal flubs part 😂😂
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Ай бұрын
Er mate I don’t know how to tell you this but there was no Animal Flubs part…
@snowsim
@snowsim Ай бұрын
😂😂 ​@@betsiecleworth5853
@hilaryconners1136
@hilaryconners1136 Ай бұрын
My daughter got all excited -thought you were going to mention what she sent in! ...guess my daughter isn't your only kid jackal 😂
@abi188
@abi188 Ай бұрын
The legos / lego bricks call back 😂😂😂
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 Ай бұрын
Full circle, which makes me very worried he's not joking about 100 being the last. 😢😢😢😢😢
@SamanthaDiane
@SamanthaDiane Ай бұрын
Hiatus: a time to reflect on the big decision of please not ending corrections! We all know that even if you end corrections, the jackals will never stop commenting corrections in the comments.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
And they will become so pedantic and petty that the world will never be the same! Think about that before ending a safe outlet for these kind of things.
@scotv5099
@scotv5099 Ай бұрын
I'm hoping that's what he meant... I've been reading the back of the card for hints about the future of corrections
@TVFilmFriends
@TVFilmFriends Ай бұрын
Would be fun to see a KZbinr make CORRECTIONS a format if he ever dares to stop 😂
@GrimeCrimes
@GrimeCrimes Ай бұрын
I'll be sad to see this series go. This is the only segment from a late night talk show that has made me pause the video so I can recover from laughing too much. Low-key, it has gotten me through some hard times since I started watching it around the time episode 30 came out, and no matter what - because of this series - I will continue to be a fan of Seth and his crew.
@kaiwangle5003
@kaiwangle5003 Ай бұрын
I'm starting to think that bringing back animal flubs is just Seth's way of softening the blow of corrections coming to an end
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 Ай бұрын
You are not alone. 😢
@GeoffreyNoPants
@GeoffreyNoPants Ай бұрын
SETH IMPLIED THE PERFECT SOLUTION: Keep the bit after next week, but change the name to "Oh, You Again?". BOOM! Corrections over, but we still get this segment 😎 C'mon Jack, I'm not kiddin' around 😎
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
Can I just say that I love the idea of Shoemaker getting the show's writers from orphanages. "Please sir, may I have more gruel?" I hear them say. "Not until you write 100 more jokes. GOOD ones, this time!" he replies.
@danieldib2286
@danieldib2286 Ай бұрын
It’s Schumacher!!😂😂 (I think)
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Ай бұрын
@@danieldib2286 It's Mikey the Shoe. ☺
@robertalexander-bk5zj
@robertalexander-bk5zj Ай бұрын
Good lord I've been here too long. I read it in Mikey the Shoe's voice.
@XopheAdethri
@XopheAdethri Ай бұрын
_THIS_ is my heroin.
@LoveProWrestling
@LoveProWrestling Ай бұрын
Obligatory kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-2ZXaIbNuDasU
@Dan-Simms
@Dan-Simms Ай бұрын
Better than h, because the h is just more of a chore now...a never ending chore
@LJ-fc6ri
@LJ-fc6ri Ай бұрын
I was super depressed today so I decided to catch up on 'Corrections'. Just finished watching from Oct 2023 through this one and it completely turned my day around. Cannot wait for the 100th episode! 🙂
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie Ай бұрын
As the back of the card says: "Hiatus is a time to reflect on big decisions." May you reflect on the decision to end Corrections. You KNOW how many of us love it. And I know it's an extra job for Seth, spending his Thursdays writing Corrections, and then making it AFTER the last episode of the week, when everyone wants to go home. But, just reflect on it! Will never stop watching LNSM. But, man, it's been a blast being a jackal!!! Thank you for creating Corrections. Totally original concept.... and one hell of a fun ride. Bravo!
@michelleb7399
@michelleb7399 Ай бұрын
I was looking for a comment about the back of the card. Gives hope to the idea he may have taken some of his time during hiatus to reflect of the decision to end Corrections and decide maybe it’s not a good thing to do. Even if Corrections went to every-other week, that would be better than none at all.
@5mariomaster
@5mariomaster Ай бұрын
Please don’t stop, I truly count down for this 12-15 min of weekly content and it makes me so happy!
@louspowels7120
@louspowels7120 Ай бұрын
1:15 corrections correction: empty SKULL, not brain.
@513morris
@513morris Ай бұрын
Corrections correction correction: 0:55
@creacher
@creacher Ай бұрын
What would an image of Rudy Giuliani's empty brain look like, a blank radiographic film?
@shrapo
@shrapo Ай бұрын
@@creacherwell technically not a radiograph as a radiographer is an image of an X-ray and he already established that it wasn’t an xrayt
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 Ай бұрын
It's 12.40 in the morning right now, and I'm pretty sure i just woke up my housemates laughing so loudly at the Animal Flubs/podcast section.
@katemcclain8405
@katemcclain8405 Ай бұрын
I really like corrections!
@gerarddominus35
@gerarddominus35 Ай бұрын
It will not be the 100th episode of Corrections next. Since you only did one correction last week that makes last week's episode Correction singular not Corrections plural, which means the official count is currently 98 episodes of Corrections, 1 episode of Correction. The next episode of Corrections will only bring the total to 99 episodes.
@dmochat
@dmochat Ай бұрын
@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj Was it the SpecJackular?
@charlesgordon8751
@charlesgordon8751 Ай бұрын
Im so relieved to see Wally again. My world is full again.
@allein1001
@allein1001 Ай бұрын
LEGO Wally is adorable!
@DaniMol
@DaniMol Ай бұрын
The amount of tension I feel whenever Seth calls Andy and the phone is ringing in this show is akin to seeing the timer of an explosion but you never know exactly how much time is left, while trying to disarm a bomb and there's somebody with a gun pointed to one of your loved ones. I love Corrections so much. Seth. This. This right here. This thing you have created, it is your best work. Cheers from Costa Rica.
@QuirkyBard
@QuirkyBard Ай бұрын
The Goonies reference made my day! And Slothicus is my new astrological sign, lol.
@tubabelle
@tubabelle Ай бұрын
Thank you! I got half of that joke (the don't do sloth part) but did not understand the Baby Ruth reference until I read your comment. (For folks out there that are still confused, just google Goonies Baby Ruth)
@nitroglycerific9295
@nitroglycerific9295 Ай бұрын
I bet someone's gonna have a Slothicus tattoo by Corrections 100 😂
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle Ай бұрын
Kinda want it to be me. 😅
@EastSider48215
@EastSider48215 Ай бұрын
You mean, besides me?
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
It’s actually a decent looking tattoo.
@JanStrojil
@JanStrojil Ай бұрын
The American Beauty comment was mine! I feel seen! ❤
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD Ай бұрын
My week is now complete. Thank you Seth! Great episode!
@neebs929
@neebs929 Ай бұрын
Best animal Flubs ever. Which had to beat a high bar.
@noneofyourbusiness4133
@noneofyourbusiness4133 Ай бұрын
Don’t stop this show!!! It’s you at your funniest!!!!!!
@coreybangs
@coreybangs Ай бұрын
“Oh, Happy Corrections’ Day! May ye Jackals, and the Normals sing in tritone harmony; and let Correctlyness be next to Cleanliness for all the world to sea!”
@YarrBr0
@YarrBr0 Ай бұрын
*see
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt Ай бұрын
​@@YarrBr0 I'm guessing it's on porpoise. 😅
@coreybangs
@coreybangs Ай бұрын
I enjoy all interpretations of my work Thank you 😸
@susanoconnor8430
@susanoconnor8430 Ай бұрын
OMG My correction made it to corrections! My life is fulfilled!
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR Ай бұрын
which one was it? (I've had two make it into the show, so I know your elation)
@susanoconnor8430
@susanoconnor8430 Ай бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR slaps, not slay! Lol
@alexa582
@alexa582 Ай бұрын
I watch Corrections with my coffee every Friday morning. I genuinely get so excited to watch Corrections! Truly, my favorite moment of the week. Thanks for being so great, so funny, and so damn consistent. I raise my Negroni in honor of your 100. And I raise it again for 100 more. Together, you, me, and Bird Bane will take Mac down.
@octagram2955
@octagram2955 Ай бұрын
Please sell DVDs of the first 100 episodes, we will buy them
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
But the three ACLs before the first Corrections need to also be included. That’s where it really really first started. Seth’s sincerity just nails it.
@octagram2955
@octagram2955 Ай бұрын
@@anro7137 ACLs? Can you link the first, not sure what you're talking about about?
@christopheroconnor7659
@christopheroconnor7659 Ай бұрын
That is the best Schumacher joke yet. And to the Jackal who got Seth with the wig joke; bravo.
@casinomann
@casinomann Ай бұрын
What was the Schumaker joke?
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 Ай бұрын
I think maybe it was some percentage me? Possibly?
@basement56
@basement56 Ай бұрын
the absolute dead silence at the Baby Ruth while it takes everyone a second to get there... that's why I come back every Friday morning
@DavidHennigar
@DavidHennigar Ай бұрын
The motto of impressions camp is “Don’t Do Sloth,” in Latin of course. #CorrectionsCallback
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf Ай бұрын
That was one hell of a deep cut!
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 Ай бұрын
Almost dropped a plate unloading the dishwasher when Animal Flubs went into Hyper mode 😂😂😂
@davegrove795
@davegrove795 Ай бұрын
May Corrections live another hundo! Huzzah!!
@CluelessClozie
@CluelessClozie Ай бұрын
There needs to be a trigger warning for stoners, that animal flubs intro is terrifying lol
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle Ай бұрын
LOL
@anro7137
@anro7137 Ай бұрын
My gummy was just hitting when Animal Flubs started.
@CWMdeschepper
@CWMdeschepper Ай бұрын
Missed Opportunity: Kristen Wiig impression with "no, this is a wig"
@theaveragenerd198
@theaveragenerd198 Ай бұрын
The Baby Ruth joke was amazing.
@marsbitrona5920
@marsbitrona5920 Ай бұрын
You love Corrections. We love Corrections. The crew probably want to see their families. But mostly the first two things. Keep the dream alive!
@khallo151
@khallo151 Ай бұрын
Agreed - I haven’t ever felt the need to correct anything ever but still love this place
@williamferguson8543
@williamferguson8543 Ай бұрын
Animal Flubs: Parrot Edition had me dying!! 😂😂😂
@Batters56
@Batters56 Ай бұрын
Is anyone with me that this is actually the 98th Corrections? Because the Specjacular is listed as Number 51 in the playlist. But Seth categorically states the Specjacular is not a corrections during it. So therefore the numbering is too high by one.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR Ай бұрын
so many people are saying this, and not one person is correcting Seth being wrong about 51 not being an episode. All it takes is one person to say, "Correction, Episode 51 is an episode" and then Seth will be wrong and we'll have 100 episodes BUUUTTTT I'd rather we have the whole "2001 is the new century" debate, where episode 101 is really the 100th episode. That's more fun.
@themainj
@themainj Ай бұрын
I think animal flubs may be turning into Monty Python’s Flying Circus and I love it. And now for something completely different…. Joe Biden and Seth eating ice cream together.
@sheilaking5608
@sheilaking5608 Ай бұрын
CORRECTION!! As a November 22nd baby myself, this sign is actually "on the cusp" and may be Sagittarius OR Scorpio depending where you look. 😂😂😂
@christineherrmann205
@christineherrmann205 Ай бұрын
As someone born on the Winter Solstice I was going to explain this and decided it'd be way too much trouble, so thanks.
@Cypresssina
@Cypresssina Ай бұрын
I was going to explain this as an August 22 Leo/Virgo but figured that may confuse things.
@hannahcrouch22
@hannahcrouch22 Ай бұрын
The sound of the baby ruth slapping the floor was so funny
@keeshiabrie
@keeshiabrie Ай бұрын
Mentioning Andy and Brooklyn 99 a day after the cast posted photos from their reunion, now without Andre Braugher, warmed my heart 🥹💛
@louspowels7120
@louspowels7120 Ай бұрын
I miss the delayed pillow sound effect
@astrocoastalprocessor
@astrocoastalprocessor Ай бұрын
and the tiny pillow 😢
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