CORRECTIONS Episode 99: Week of Monday, March 11

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@justjustinin207
@justjustinin207 8 ай бұрын
Two weeks puts the 100th Corrections dangerously close to April Fools'.
@Picklesnot-co3k
@Picklesnot-co3k 8 ай бұрын
Uh-oh
@anro7137
@anro7137 8 ай бұрын
Oh thank god!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 8 ай бұрын
But it won't be on April fools, that's a correction RIGHT THERE.
@verdatum
@verdatum 8 ай бұрын
I could be wrong, but I vaguely recall him acknowledging that the last correction would be close to April 1st, but that no, this wasn't an April fool's joke. I might be conflating that with another creator I follow who retired same time last year...
@JuanMPalacio
@JuanMPalacio 8 ай бұрын
Is he going to announce that Corrections is going to go on forever and then say April Fools? 😰
@adamhansard4647
@adamhansard4647 8 ай бұрын
Seth, Corrections is the highlight of our week! Your humor and camaraderie with your team is such a life lesson for everyone. May you continue Corrections as long as you do the show! Or maybe only monthly, we’ll take whatever we can get!
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker
@karenlepage-mindfulmaker 8 ай бұрын
Not a correction, but love for Animal Flubs. I sang “animal flubs” out loud when my dog slipped on the hardwood floors yesterday morning. (He’s fine.) Then I sat down on the floor laughing at myself. The dog was confused but delighted that I collapsed down on the floor. Tonight’s ‘animal flubs’ was unhinged, and delightful. Art imitating life.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 8 ай бұрын
That's freaking hilarious! We sing Animal Flubs at our pets but going to start doing it when they do something silly
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 8 ай бұрын
@@JennaPitcherTHX1138I do the same for Chonq-o-dog! (Full disclosure though, I constantly serenade him changing all the words of any song to Chonqy chonq chonq....or whatever, so he's pretty used to it.
@JennaPitcherTHX1138
@JennaPitcherTHX1138 8 ай бұрын
@@chonqmonkAdorable! It's also fun to make up lyrics about your pets to Crooner Ghost from Conan
@Revelwoodie
@Revelwoodie 8 ай бұрын
Ok yeah, but next time I'd like more information on how to spell "flubs." Not every detail on the order or anything, I just want to know the letters that you use.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse 8 ай бұрын
I love Animal Flubs way, way too much
@joegetto
@joegetto 8 ай бұрын
This show is slowly turning Seth into the world’s premier deadpan prop comic. Fantastic! Chefs kiss emoticon!
@Reliken
@Reliken 8 ай бұрын
correction, you mean the chef's kiss EMOJI. Emoticons are *textual* representations of images - made up of punctuation marks, ASCII characters, letters, and numbers, such as: ;-) and =P and 8===D. Emoji are the little tiny graphics/images, such as the chef's kiss that you describe.
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 8 ай бұрын
4 MORE YEARS (of corrections) 4 MORE YEARS!!!
@danielmetcalf
@danielmetcalf 8 ай бұрын
Damn, legit came here to say this ❤
@mc76
@mc76 8 ай бұрын
I love how Seth introduced a new segment in the penultimate episode of Corrections.
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for using penultimate. I used it in a work email and received feedback that someone replied all without me and said I was being all fancy.
@bretthake7713
@bretthake7713 8 ай бұрын
​@@kathleen109 I'd like to issue a correction to whoever did that - sending a reply all in a work environment to criticize one person's vocabulary is brain-broken behavior
@kennedye2112
@kennedye2112 8 ай бұрын
That Lego "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" picture was amazing as was the BrickHeadz Wally. Kudos to the jackals crafting these delightful works of art.
@dmochat
@dmochat 8 ай бұрын
So it wasn't a Lego Wally after all! You know, I thought the head didn't quite look like something that Lego bricks could create... still dope as hell, though 😂
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 8 ай бұрын
​@@dmochat No, it's LEGO. BrickHeadz is just a kind of LEGO set meant to capitalise on Funko Pops' popularity.
@dmochat
@dmochat 8 ай бұрын
@@PerovNigma ohhhh ok! Cool, thanks for the Correction™!
@tech-nomadic5218
@tech-nomadic5218 8 ай бұрын
every friday morning when it first occurs to me that it is indeed friday morning i let out a yell of "CORRECTIONS!"
@TheVoulenterilyMad
@TheVoulenterilyMad 8 ай бұрын
The Baze shoutout was bittersweet. On one hand, it's lovely the way Seth will give his writers a spotlight. On the other hand, it is devastating to find out that people spend time writing the correction jokes.
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 8 ай бұрын
Truly 😢
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 8 ай бұрын
Kiiiiiidding I f ucking love these writers
@Chris-io2cs
@Chris-io2cs 8 ай бұрын
I think it's a pretty small number of jokes that are staff submitted, that's why baze is getting called out. In fact he's probably messing with Seth by submitting jokes.
@vibekewl
@vibekewl 8 ай бұрын
For 100th I want a "Behind the scenes" or "How it's made". Maybe home interview with the jackals. I find it astonoshing if somenody actually writes these "jokes", I assumed they wrote themself based on the wonderfull jackal material.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
@@vibekewl I agree! "Behind the Jokes: the Corrections stories they didn't want you to know. All the scandals behind the Emmy-losing series. The KZbin true story of one man's battle with Lego brand blocks. "
@katiesmith9223
@katiesmith9223 8 ай бұрын
The genuine fear that you’d gotten infer vs imply wrong (which you did) was hilarious to me 😂 As a child, grandchild, great grandchild, and niece of teachers, welcome to my childhood 😂
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 8 ай бұрын
I am currently in the first stage of grief about Corrections ending: denial
@anro7137
@anro7137 8 ай бұрын
I’m at rage.
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 8 ай бұрын
@@anro7137Seems a bit premature for rage (and/or denial), but hey: you do you.
@anro7137
@anro7137 8 ай бұрын
Too soon? Yeah, I hope it continues. Laughing every night is the best!
@californiapagan
@californiapagan 8 ай бұрын
Seth, I infer from your card at the end that the big decision you are considering is keeping Corrections going. I want you to know when you make this decision that Corrections has created a community of your fans. It contains the best running gags in late night and makes us feel connected to the show in a way that no other show does. Do what you must, but please consider keeping it going.
@JayPayne-ys5rr
@JayPayne-ys5rr 8 ай бұрын
Infer! I see what you did there. 😂
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges
@InformationLiesAtTheEdges 8 ай бұрын
I second that!
@aprophethere
@aprophethere 8 ай бұрын
all good things must come to an end. but all great things must keep going.
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 8 ай бұрын
Pleeeeas-uh Seth Pleeeese🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
@redstripedownofficial
@redstripedownofficial 8 ай бұрын
So glad I found this in its infancy and have been present for the entire metamorphosis of the show. I look forward to it every week
@mainemade73
@mainemade73 8 ай бұрын
Agreed the arc has been breathtaking. Cicada Cicada to you dear person❤
@sethswheelhouse
@sethswheelhouse 8 ай бұрын
If you want to be done with corrections, I understand. That being said I very much hope you choose to continue. It is a joy and an absolute pleasure to have every week.
@kiki__21
@kiki__21 8 ай бұрын
The Baze bit is exactly why you have to start watching Corrections from the beginning. Edit: For those who don’t know the reference, it’s from episode 66. Not to spoil anything, but the whole episode is incredible and absolutely worth watching from start to end. But if you only want the Baze of Glory part, the bit starts at 7.14, and there’s a callback starting at 11.17. Again, I’d recommend that any true jackals watch from start to end. kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2bIlYmqqd-Gi6csi=KnxRlXcfEfGEnZfg
@catthoagland4997
@catthoagland4997 8 ай бұрын
I've watched everyone from day one.. I'm still kinda confused 😆
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
"Going down in a Baze of glory." All rights reserved by Big Music, Inc.
@RoryStarr
@RoryStarr 8 ай бұрын
I've watched them all and for the life of me I cannot remember the bit. Love it.
@winner_joiner
@winner_joiner 8 ай бұрын
But we just watch because we have "stockholm syndrome", newcomers have a way out, and a brighter future😉. 😅
@yesloow
@yesloow 8 ай бұрын
Christ, now I have to watch all of these again?
@opehliakai7158
@opehliakai7158 8 ай бұрын
My husband was laid off 4 months ago in a mass layoff and I’m unable to work due to a disability… it’s been a rough time for us, but discovering Corrections has given us some much needed laughter! We watched from episode one and it’s been a way to forget our troubles for awhile. We LOVE IT! Thank you for giving us such a gift!
@notenoughmonkeys
@notenoughmonkeys 8 ай бұрын
Not going to lie, when Seth read my Closer Look/Closter Locke correction, I was so happy, then he proceeded to credit it to the wrong person... I haven't felt this let down since the actual ending of Lost. This jackal has never been happier! Thanks.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
I "liked" your correction, so I felt validated by proxy. Good job, NotEnough! Good job, me, for liking funny comments!
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 8 ай бұрын
Since most corrections worth reading are obvious and repeat ad nauseam in the comments, I wonder if they try to credit it to whoever posted it first, or just whichever they saw first.....I'm guessing the latter.
@garybaldrick
@garybaldrick 8 ай бұрын
@@chonqmonkI think this fails the “worth reading” part of your litmus test.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 8 ай бұрын
'A Closer Locke' is genius, but I also loved the end of Lost dearly, so I am unclear on if my opinion can be trusted 🤣
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 8 ай бұрын
Getting a correction acknowledged is always a thrill! I was lucky to get one read in episode 11 (Justifications) and then didn’t get another until episode 82 (Jack O’Lantern, not pumpkin) and again in episode 95 (Bird Bane’s beak). And now I’m stoked that Seth backed me up this week about that slice not being from Pizza Hut! 🍕
@m0rfans
@m0rfans 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant! New segment "Missed Opportunities" starting Ep.99 out of 100. Bravo.
@KatySueWho
@KatySueWho 8 ай бұрын
When Seth tried to call Andy my heart broke into a million pieces.💔😢 I can’t let go of Corrections! WE CAN’T LET GO OF CORRECTIONS!!
@Kannushi5
@Kannushi5 8 ай бұрын
Speaking of your little bro, saw him on Kimmel. He's never gonna hurt for work long as Newsom stays out front. 😂
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 8 ай бұрын
1:46 Seth fishin’ around in his negroni like Meatball Ron eatin’ pudding. 😂
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 8 ай бұрын
And then he pretends not to know what to do with his nasty wet hand and then wipes it on his pant leg. Maybe 100 is the magic number.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 8 ай бұрын
Ol' Puddin' Fingers
@kylman5001
@kylman5001 8 ай бұрын
Phalange fishing
@pinchezardina
@pinchezardina 8 ай бұрын
Now I want negroni pudding
@smugandsmarmy
@smugandsmarmy 8 ай бұрын
Oh dear lord, THAT made me laugh way too hard!! ♥️
@carrierogers874
@carrierogers874 8 ай бұрын
The Big Brothers and Big Sisters joke was great. I haven't ROLFed since the aughts, but you had me going.
@andybaldman
@andybaldman 8 ай бұрын
For the 100th episode, just announce that you’re canceling the main show, and will be doing Corrections every night.
@BygonesBeingBygones
@BygonesBeingBygones 8 ай бұрын
That would be a trip
@gosendit
@gosendit 8 ай бұрын
A family trip?
@carolz5090
@carolz5090 8 ай бұрын
Without the main show, the only thing Corrections will have to correct is…um…`er…I think there may be a teeny tiny flaw in your plan.
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 8 ай бұрын
​@@carolz5090 🤔 Seth could definitely correct other people, places, & things. 😁🤣😆
@dbagette
@dbagette 8 ай бұрын
@@gosendit And if you like those siblings, maybe check out The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show and How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa and Jonah Bayer
@satalia
@satalia 8 ай бұрын
Seth has gone from being terrified of Mac tonight, to drinking its blood.
@quentongilliam5803
@quentongilliam5803 8 ай бұрын
He might be drinking Jackal blood!!! 👀
@daltongrowley5280
@daltongrowley5280 8 ай бұрын
I've been noticing more and more of corrections leaking into the main show lately.
@realityjunky
@realityjunky 8 ай бұрын
As it should.
@Flexicor
@Flexicor 8 ай бұрын
May be thats how corrections shall live on
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 8 ай бұрын
Yes!!🎉🎉🎉
@thatfatman6978
@thatfatman6978 8 ай бұрын
There is a main show?!?
@jevogroni4829
@jevogroni4829 8 ай бұрын
everybody knows corrections is what took the show to the next level
@heatherbayless3643
@heatherbayless3643 8 ай бұрын
I love the Sloth callback. I was just thinking the other day about the 'don't do Sloth!' bits and this cracked me up tonight.
@-laydeeintrigue-
@-laydeeintrigue- 8 ай бұрын
I think you should keep missed opportunities. Or not. Edit: "See me in two weeks" is always such a gut punch. 😂
@claddagh1826
@claddagh1826 8 ай бұрын
i am really surprised he is already taking a week off after the previous hiatus. he went, like, two months without any breaks before that.
@lukevaughn2075
@lukevaughn2075 8 ай бұрын
I was ready for Jenny to pop out after the pencil joke to say “HOW DARE YOU?!??!”
@loganhall3477
@loganhall3477 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for making the animal flubs completely unhinged.
@Naryoril
@Naryoril 8 ай бұрын
Making? Was it ever near a hinge?
@commaJim
@commaJim 8 ай бұрын
​@@Naryorilthere weren't even hinges nearby
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa 8 ай бұрын
It was practically Lynchian!
@signaltonoise.online3729
@signaltonoise.online3729 8 ай бұрын
The hardware store is out of hinges at this point
@artlewellan2294
@artlewellan2294 8 ай бұрын
@@signaltonoise.online3729 speaking for those who tend doors for a living, hinges are pretty reliable devices for directing entrance and exit points (in time & space).
@LJ-fc6ri
@LJ-fc6ri 8 ай бұрын
I was super depressed today so I decided to catch up on 'Corrections'. Just finished watching from Oct 2023 through this one and it completely turned my day around. Cannot wait for the 100th episode! 🙂
@xmann10761
@xmann10761 8 ай бұрын
Pedantic point: the building blocks in the crossword puzzle could be Duplo...
@anro7137
@anro7137 8 ай бұрын
Such a Jackal!! Noice!
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 8 ай бұрын
Maybe in a quiz, but Legos and crosswords are based on being connected correctly.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson 8 ай бұрын
Are Duplo considered tiny? The proper clue would be “medium small” building blocks.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 8 ай бұрын
​@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj So even when they're plurals. I'll remember.
@drtaverner
@drtaverner 8 ай бұрын
I was just thinking this! 😂
@juanrodriguezjr451
@juanrodriguezjr451 8 ай бұрын
Of all the late shows I've seen, no other show includes and shows constant appreciation for the behind the scenes staff. Another reason to love this show.
@secotioid
@secotioid 8 ай бұрын
That Rupert Murdoch "Australian accent" was completely incomprehensible, ya nailed it!
@megletable
@megletable 8 ай бұрын
Simultaneously nailed it and feels like a hate crime
@Eighthplanetglass
@Eighthplanetglass 8 ай бұрын
Impression camp open this summer?
@dmochat
@dmochat 8 ай бұрын
and yet comprehensible enough that they still had to bleep it 😂 If anyone was gonna thread that needle, it's Seth 😂
@briancook9165
@briancook9165 8 ай бұрын
Except that he said "assholes," whereas no true Australian would ever miss an opportunity to say "c*nt"
@Xhumed
@Xhumed 8 ай бұрын
Because Murdoch is melting, like that bad guy in Robocop? You know, the one who played a surgeon in ER, whose mortal enemy was helicopters.
@samanthajames7569
@samanthajames7569 8 ай бұрын
I love the “baze of glory call back”
@dessel5683
@dessel5683 8 ай бұрын
i love introducing Missed Opportunities right before the 100 episode end
@kelvarnsen
@kelvarnsen 8 ай бұрын
That Baby Ruth/sloth joke took me a second but once I got it, it was amazing. And it is still making me smile.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 8 ай бұрын
i completely missed it. in fact, I was staring at the bar going, "I don't get it" to myself. disappointing :(
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 8 ай бұрын
Please for the love of God Seth, don’t stop at 100!
@dougr550
@dougr550 8 ай бұрын
All good things must come to an end....so this will likely go on forever because it's terrible
@Picklesnot-co3k
@Picklesnot-co3k 8 ай бұрын
💯‼️
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 8 ай бұрын
​@@dougr550suits us
@anamariaguadayol2335
@anamariaguadayol2335 8 ай бұрын
God Seth? I think there needs to be a comma between Seth and G-d.
@francesinez126
@francesinez126 8 ай бұрын
@@anamariaguadayol2335 Hmmm... yeah... but... really?
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 8 ай бұрын
Seth I need you to understand that I'm extremely high right now and you can't spring that Animal Flubs nightmare fuel on me like this out of nowhere.
@arabchristraeger
@arabchristraeger 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh so god damn hard nine days later when I'm in a pretty dark place. ilu
@l.w.d.431
@l.w.d.431 8 ай бұрын
It woke me up from me stoney nap… horrifying
@montlejohnbojangles8937
@montlejohnbojangles8937 8 ай бұрын
@@arabchristraeger Hang in there friend, keep making other people laugh. ❤️
@somebodyspecific2410
@somebodyspecific2410 8 ай бұрын
​@@arabchristraegerHope things look up friend!
@Olive_O_Sudden
@Olive_O_Sudden 8 ай бұрын
The Lego Wally is magnificent!
@Lisa-ih2cf
@Lisa-ih2cf 8 ай бұрын
I wish I could like multiple times for Lego Wally
@NatsuNaoIku
@NatsuNaoIku 8 ай бұрын
I think it's a bit late for me to put this on KZbin for the 100th ep of corrections. I can only hope you hear about it: I'm sad to see it go bc it helped my anxiety so much. But thank you for doing it in the first place, out of a consideration for the intimacy of the shows from home that had no audience. It really did have a cozy quality to it that would have been jarring to just end from one day to the next. It was kind and graceful of you to realize that and give us an adjustment period. Thank you to the team! ❤🎉 #corrections
@Th3Psych0hippy
@Th3Psych0hippy 8 ай бұрын
I'm so worried this was my last ever Animal Flubs
@Picklesnot-co3k
@Picklesnot-co3k 8 ай бұрын
Are there 12-step programs that can help us?
@suvi2787
@suvi2787 8 ай бұрын
And it was such an extremely good one !
@clintgordon1999
@clintgordon1999 8 ай бұрын
It did have a 'Leaf on the wind' vibe :/
@Yarnofthewild
@Yarnofthewild 8 ай бұрын
I feel this way too! It was as if he/ the writers was/were saying goodbye
@AccelerateYourSuccess
@AccelerateYourSuccess 8 ай бұрын
He would've said it was the last-ever one, so worry not.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf 8 ай бұрын
"Legos" came up in the NYT crossword a week or two ago. I abandoned it in disgust, and broke a 60 week+ streak.
@SenatorRobinson
@SenatorRobinson 8 ай бұрын
It was just the mini. Don’t get mad at the mini.
@Harrydewulf
@Harrydewulf 8 ай бұрын
@@SenatorRobinson It's been in the main multiple times.
@5mariomaster
@5mariomaster 8 ай бұрын
Please don’t stop, I truly count down for this 12-15 min of weekly content and it makes me so happy!
@dCash117
@dCash117 8 ай бұрын
Please don't stop corrections. It is hands down the funniest part of all the late night shows
@GrimeCrimes
@GrimeCrimes 8 ай бұрын
I'll be sad to see this series go. This is the only segment from a late night talk show that has made me pause the video so I can recover from laughing too much. Low-key, it has gotten me through some hard times since I started watching it around the time episode 30 came out, and no matter what - because of this series - I will continue to be a fan of Seth and his crew.
@santacrewsoriginal
@santacrewsoriginal 8 ай бұрын
Seth Meyers and Corrections provide most real fun I have watching any media. PLEASE don’t stop! I will still be a loyal fan of the show and podcasts but it is so special to be included in the “corrections” gang I will be genuinely sad. Regardless, thank you Seth and team. You have gotten me through some dark places and made me think. I just don’t want any of it to end.
@khallo151
@khallo151 8 ай бұрын
Agreed - I haven’t ever felt the need to correct anything ever but still love this place
@mikecif4123
@mikecif4123 8 ай бұрын
Seth's American Beauty joke proves he's the biggest jackal out of all of us. Love this episode!!!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 8 ай бұрын
Thank you to whomever hustles to get these up before 3am EST. With gratitude East Coast jackal (2403)
@demitasse22
@demitasse22 8 ай бұрын
2403 is not military time. It’s 0003 Midnight is 0000 Or my favorite “balls” Balls 30 is 0030 Aka 1230am
@hooterie
@hooterie 8 ай бұрын
I love that I just learned something valuable while reading the Corrections comments' replies...not that I can use it, because I have four kids and I teach middle school. But now I know. And that's what really matters.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 8 ай бұрын
@@demitasse22 2403 is my jackal number 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 8 ай бұрын
@@hooterie you can use it when you take the students on a field trip to Europe!🙂 They use it, particularly on train and bus schedules, show times, etc!
@hooterie
@hooterie 8 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 lol no I mean the "0000 = balls" part. PS -- all middle school teachers everywhere may not be able to say these things out loud, but we are definitely giggling on the inside. 🫣😂
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie 8 ай бұрын
As the back of the card says: "Hiatus is a time to reflect on big decisions." May you reflect on the decision to end Corrections. You KNOW how many of us love it. And I know it's an extra job for Seth, spending his Thursdays writing Corrections, and then making it AFTER the last episode of the week, when everyone wants to go home. But, just reflect on it! Will never stop watching LNSM. But, man, it's been a blast being a jackal!!! Thank you for creating Corrections. Totally original concept.... and one hell of a fun ride. Bravo!
@michelleb7399
@michelleb7399 8 ай бұрын
I was looking for a comment about the back of the card. Gives hope to the idea he may have taken some of his time during hiatus to reflect of the decision to end Corrections and decide maybe it’s not a good thing to do. Even if Corrections went to every-other week, that would be better than none at all.
@mikeimbrogno4150
@mikeimbrogno4150 8 ай бұрын
Speaking as a guy who sometimes wakes up with "Animal Flubs" in his head*, this Animal Flubs is pure nightmare fuel. *I'm not proud
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 8 ай бұрын
The original animal flubs theme slaps AND slays. This one was a very inferior model.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 8 ай бұрын
I've been waking up with W.A.S.P. Animal (Flub Like A Beast) in my head. Slightly different vibe. Though as it's an earworm, just as repetitive.
@DaniMol
@DaniMol 8 ай бұрын
The amount of tension I feel whenever Seth calls Andy and the phone is ringing in this show is akin to seeing the timer of an explosion but you never know exactly how much time is left, while trying to disarm a bomb and there's somebody with a gun pointed to one of your loved ones. I love Corrections so much. Seth. This. This right here. This thing you have created, it is your best work. Cheers from Costa Rica.
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 8 ай бұрын
I second my fellow Jackal: if you can’t say “slay” or “slaps” , SETH YOUR MISSION IS TO MAKE “Fetch” HAPPEN!!
@majrBuzzkill
@majrBuzzkill 8 ай бұрын
Stop making fetch happen
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 8 ай бұрын
Can you use it in a sentence please?
@razzledazzyl
@razzledazzyl 8 ай бұрын
@@scottahrens9331 “He's playing fetch . . . with my kids . . . he's treating my kids like they're dogs.”
@Beth-ie
@Beth-ie 8 ай бұрын
@@scottahrens9331 "You look quite fetching in your new suit, young Mr. Smith." I'd assume (prob wrong) that "fetch" could mean "good," "nice," or even "eye-catching?" But beats me. To me, it just means "playing fetch" with a dog. Now, go slay! Peace, out. 😉
@scottahrens9331
@scottahrens9331 8 ай бұрын
@@razzledazzyl @beth-ie thanks for your “help”
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut 8 ай бұрын
Let's create our own Emmys and send them to Seth and The Crew. A JackalEmmyTacular.
@rikkidelaine
@rikkidelaine 8 ай бұрын
A JackalEmmyTacular full of DIY Emmys for all sorts of awards.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance 8 ай бұрын
Animal Flubs for Best Song.
@ThePathOfLukeResistance
@ThePathOfLukeResistance 8 ай бұрын
Maybe 30 Rock is flooded with fake Emmys they'll give Seth some budget for the show.
@Possumonaut
@Possumonaut 8 ай бұрын
@@ThePathOfLukeResistance Or someone will decide to sponsor to appeal to the Jackals.
@TheMrsworsfold
@TheMrsworsfold 8 ай бұрын
What other fake Emmys could we send in?
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved 8 ай бұрын
I got abdominal surgery this week and I'm kinda heart broken that I had to stop watching this after about five minutes in as I'm genuinely concerned I'll rip my stitches from laughing. A literally gut busting episode of corrections lol
@bowdencable7094
@bowdencable7094 8 ай бұрын
Wait, are you ... Kate Middleton?
@Heterogeneity
@Heterogeneity 6 ай бұрын
I hope you have healed up and can safely return to enjoy this episode now.
@MusicMyBeloved
@MusicMyBeloved 6 ай бұрын
@@Heterogeneity so sweet! Yep all good :D
@alexa582
@alexa582 8 ай бұрын
I watch Corrections with my coffee every Friday morning. I genuinely get so excited to watch Corrections! Truly, my favorite moment of the week. Thanks for being so great, so funny, and so damn consistent. I raise my Negroni in honor of your 100. And I raise it again for 100 more. Together, you, me, and Bird Bane will take Mac down.
@gerarddominus35
@gerarddominus35 8 ай бұрын
It will not be the 100th episode of Corrections next. Since you only did one correction last week that makes last week's episode Correction singular not Corrections plural, which means the official count is currently 98 episodes of Corrections, 1 episode of Correction. The next episode of Corrections will only bring the total to 99 episodes.
@dmochat
@dmochat 8 ай бұрын
@@WHFitzgerald-bl5wj Was it the SpecJackular?
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 8 ай бұрын
My week is now complete. Thank you Seth! Great episode!
@mikeobrien6411
@mikeobrien6411 8 ай бұрын
For the 100th Corrections, Seth should get a perm like Ewan McGregor suggested.
@leapintothewild
@leapintothewild 8 ай бұрын
At the very least, he could just roll it on perm rods with some pink Dippity Do and the appropriate tissue, then wash it out later.
@X2_DACA
@X2_DACA 8 ай бұрын
Best Comment 🏅
@alexandernordstrom1617
@alexandernordstrom1617 8 ай бұрын
I'm not sure how the wig would hold up to that
@LateNightwithStudBuyers
@LateNightwithStudBuyers 8 ай бұрын
​@@alexandernordstrom1617Seth demonstrated thoroughly how that wig ain't coming off, so the perm is back on the menu. great way to kick off the next hundred episodes of corrections, because obv he wouldn't cancel something so near and dear to you and me... wouldn't even dream of it... would you, Seth?
@pollyester6627
@pollyester6627 8 ай бұрын
@@alexandernordstrom1617 😄😄😄
@SatishVenkat1
@SatishVenkat1 8 ай бұрын
Congrats jackals we have really done it.. Learned it was better to be together than to be right. Thanks Seth and team!! ❤🎉
@noneofyourbusiness4133
@noneofyourbusiness4133 8 ай бұрын
Don’t stop this show!!! It’s you at your funniest!!!!!!
@hilaryconners1136
@hilaryconners1136 8 ай бұрын
My daughter got all excited -thought you were going to mention what she sent in! ...guess my daughter isn't your only kid jackal 😂
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 8 ай бұрын
WRONG! We miss the part where you say YOU LOVE US!!
@commonsense571
@commonsense571 8 ай бұрын
🙋🏻‍♀️ I concur ❤
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 8 ай бұрын
Well, he obviously doesn't anymore. 😢
@johnchiu
@johnchiu 8 ай бұрын
@@lenkacfk7155...is that why he's leaving us?
@jeffbooker
@jeffbooker 8 ай бұрын
We love you And stay safe.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
@@jeffbooker Now I never remember to stay safe.
@aimeeward44
@aimeeward44 8 ай бұрын
I will miss being a part of this ongoing in-joke. All the best to you and all the writers.
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 8 ай бұрын
Post-Day-Drinking Corrections are so aggressive 😂😭 I love it
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 8 ай бұрын
Wait what? Did I miss something, how’d you know this is post-day drinking??!
@dmochat
@dmochat 8 ай бұрын
when was there a Day-Drinking segment?
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 8 ай бұрын
​@@betsiecleworth5853 he went day drinking with Kristen Stewart, they mention it during the interview, airs march 26th, if I'm remembering correctly.
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 8 ай бұрын
​@@dmochatthe day before the Kristen Stewart interview, but it hasn't aired yet
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 8 ай бұрын
@@phelan_pt ha, fair enough
@christopheroconnor7659
@christopheroconnor7659 8 ай бұрын
That is the best Schumacher joke yet. And to the Jackal who got Seth with the wig joke; bravo.
@casinomann
@casinomann 8 ай бұрын
What was the Schumaker joke?
@stillhere1425
@stillhere1425 8 ай бұрын
I think maybe it was some percentage me? Possibly?
@darkmarc
@darkmarc 8 ай бұрын
All I can think about every time "Animal Flubs" runs is -- "Somebody got a paycheck for that..."
@deborahchasteen3206
@deborahchasteen3206 8 ай бұрын
Me, too! It's fun to imagine them giggling.
@masterkief7608
@masterkief7608 8 ай бұрын
I'm coming down from mushrooms. I didn't need that animal flubs part 😂😂
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 8 ай бұрын
Er mate I don’t know how to tell you this but there was no Animal Flubs part…
@snowsim
@snowsim 8 ай бұрын
😂😂 ​@@betsiecleworth5853
@lukecwolf
@lukecwolf 8 ай бұрын
I can't wait for the new big brothers and big sisters podcast plug. The first change where Seth says "just don't" caught me by surprise until I started watching corrections
@charlesgordon6969
@charlesgordon6969 8 ай бұрын
Im so relieved to see Wally again. My world is full again.
@allein1001
@allein1001 8 ай бұрын
LEGO Wally is adorable!
@abi188
@abi188 8 ай бұрын
The legos / lego bricks call back 😂😂😂
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 8 ай бұрын
Full circle, which makes me very worried he's not joking about 100 being the last. 😢😢😢😢😢
@michaelsalais7393
@michaelsalais7393 8 ай бұрын
I just love Corrections. Please keep going
@Batters56
@Batters56 8 ай бұрын
Is anyone with me that this is actually the 98th Corrections? Because the Specjacular is listed as Number 51 in the playlist. But Seth categorically states the Specjacular is not a corrections during it. So therefore the numbering is too high by one.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 8 ай бұрын
so many people are saying this, and not one person is correcting Seth being wrong about 51 not being an episode. All it takes is one person to say, "Correction, Episode 51 is an episode" and then Seth will be wrong and we'll have 100 episodes BUUUTTTT I'd rather we have the whole "2001 is the new century" debate, where episode 101 is really the 100th episode. That's more fun.
@trey3905
@trey3905 8 ай бұрын
Love Corrections! Pls don’t stop.
@GeoffreyNoPants
@GeoffreyNoPants 8 ай бұрын
SETH IMPLIED THE PERFECT SOLUTION: Keep the bit after next week, but change the name to "Oh, You Again?". BOOM! Corrections over, but we still get this segment 😎 C'mon Jack, I'm not kiddin' around 😎
@candidfresnofilms.2374
@candidfresnofilms.2374 8 ай бұрын
I’m glad this will never end. Bravo Seth!
@kale_vegetable
@kale_vegetable 8 ай бұрын
Boss: Why are you late today? Me: Well they had Animal Flubs on Corrections this morning. Boss: ... Me: Parrot edition. Boss:... Me: Parrot edition...
@JanStrojil
@JanStrojil 8 ай бұрын
The American Beauty comment was mine! I feel seen! ❤
@katemcclain8405
@katemcclain8405 8 ай бұрын
I really like corrections!
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
Can I just say that I love the idea of Shoemaker getting the show's writers from orphanages. "Please sir, may I have more gruel?" I hear them say. "Not until you write 100 more jokes. GOOD ones, this time!" he replies.
@danieldib2286
@danieldib2286 8 ай бұрын
It’s Schumacher!!😂😂 (I think)
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
@@danieldib2286 It's Mikey the Shoe. ☺
@robertalexander-bk5zj
@robertalexander-bk5zj 8 ай бұрын
Good lord I've been here too long. I read it in Mikey the Shoe's voice.
@angelasmitheram7370
@angelasmitheram7370 7 ай бұрын
After the writer's strike, I forgot to come back to Corrections until a couple of days ago. I binge watched them; my Mum, who's downstairs, asked what I was laughing at because I was "laughing so heartily." (She's quite old) Then as I watch I find out Corrections is ending. And now I've caught up, I find that we don't even get show 100! Was so happy, now so sad.
@Flowridah7
@Flowridah7 8 ай бұрын
Oh a hiatus is the best cliffhanger Seth. Well played #RoadTo100 😅
@QuirkyBard
@QuirkyBard 8 ай бұрын
The Goonies reference made my day! And Slothicus is my new astrological sign, lol.
@tubabelle
@tubabelle 8 ай бұрын
Thank you! I got half of that joke (the don't do sloth part) but did not understand the Baby Ruth reference until I read your comment. (For folks out there that are still confused, just google Goonies Baby Ruth)
@byronecheverria9820
@byronecheverria9820 8 ай бұрын
Correction: 7:25 he would be implying or suggesting that Biden was on drugs. We could infer or conclude from his implication that Biden wasn't on drugs because Jesse Watters is crazy.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 8 ай бұрын
Ha ha. This is exactly what I was thinking (just before Seth himself realized, "I think I just fuqed up!?"). Jesse Waters was _implying_ that Biden was on drugs. We can _infer_ that from what Jesse Waters said.
@kindabluejazz
@kindabluejazz 8 ай бұрын
Jesse could personally be inferring it, which lead him to make the comment.
@gus8824
@gus8824 8 ай бұрын
​@@kindabluejazzExactly, in this case I think it's both. He inferred from the SOTU then turned that into an implication to his viewers
@carriehesketh3555
@carriehesketh3555 8 ай бұрын
True…and because everything the crazies say is actually a covert confession.
@EthanKristopherHartley
@EthanKristopherHartley 8 ай бұрын
​@@gus8824 But as the commentary he made didn't overtly state that he'd inferred it we can't assume that he did (he may have had a researcher/emotional translator explain what these human emotions are). So your inference that his statement was inferred from the SOTU may be premature. Although the implication was obvious, it wasn't confirmed.
@LadyAleena
@LadyAleena 8 ай бұрын
Dear Seth, If the 100th episode of _Corrections_ will be the last, I'd love to see pop-ins by Doug Jones (Mac actor) and Jensen Ackles (J.Ackles). I'll be sad to see _Corrections_ go, it has become a soothing highlight of my week.
@SamanthaDiane
@SamanthaDiane 8 ай бұрын
Hiatus: a time to reflect on the big decision of please not ending corrections! We all know that even if you end corrections, the jackals will never stop commenting corrections in the comments.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 8 ай бұрын
And they will become so pedantic and petty that the world will never be the same! Think about that before ending a safe outlet for these kind of things.
@scotv5099
@scotv5099 8 ай бұрын
I'm hoping that's what he meant... I've been reading the back of the card for hints about the future of corrections
@TVFilmFriends
@TVFilmFriends 8 ай бұрын
Would be fun to see a KZbinr make CORRECTIONS a format if he ever dares to stop 😂
@napoleon1327
@napoleon1327 8 ай бұрын
Long time viewer, first time jackal: You made a joke about a Zodiac sign called Slothicus, but the Zodiac signs are originally Babylonian and were further developed by the Greeks and Romans. Sloths are only found in the Americas, so ancient Babylonians, Greeks, or Romans wouldn't even know they existed.
@DenderFriend
@DenderFriend 8 ай бұрын
I hope it doesn't really end at 100, I love this series
@rallyny
@rallyny 8 ай бұрын
I had definitely reached a point of regularly groaning and grabbing the remote to hit Stop when I felt the podcast announcement coming, but now I happily anticipate it. The “have an established“ was hilarious, the “or don’t” was hysterical, and the double bird, Big Brother plug is simply inspired.
@rworrick8037
@rworrick8037 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved this. 99 had a classic feel to it. Enjoy the hiatus, good sir.
@hannahcrouch22
@hannahcrouch22 8 ай бұрын
The sound of the baby ruth slapping the floor was so funny
@davegrove795
@davegrove795 8 ай бұрын
May Corrections live another hundo! Huzzah!!
@keeshiabrie
@keeshiabrie 8 ай бұрын
Mentioning Andy and Brooklyn 99 a day after the cast posted photos from their reunion, now without Andre Braugher, warmed my heart 🥹💛
@lashendawest7509
@lashendawest7509 8 ай бұрын
We love your show seth meyers
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa 8 ай бұрын
8:01 - weak laughter followed by silence - And that's why Sal writes the Closer Look jokes ;) Adorable Lego Wally!!!
@louspowels7120
@louspowels7120 8 ай бұрын
1:15 corrections correction: empty SKULL, not brain.
@513morris
@513morris 8 ай бұрын
Corrections correction correction: 0:55
@creacher
@creacher 8 ай бұрын
What would an image of Rudy Giuliani's empty brain look like, a blank radiographic film?
@shrapo
@shrapo 8 ай бұрын
@@creacherwell technically not a radiograph as a radiographer is an image of an X-ray and he already established that it wasn’t an xrayt
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 8 ай бұрын
It's 12.40 in the morning right now, and I'm pretty sure i just woke up my housemates laughing so loudly at the Animal Flubs/podcast section.
@marsbitrona5920
@marsbitrona5920 8 ай бұрын
You love Corrections. We love Corrections. The crew probably want to see their families. But mostly the first two things. Keep the dream alive!
@TheLinneann
@TheLinneann 8 ай бұрын
Watching you watch your phone is somehow very delightful.
@coreybangs
@coreybangs 8 ай бұрын
“Oh, Happy Corrections’ Day! May ye Jackals, and the Normals sing in tritone harmony; and let Correctlyness be next to Cleanliness for all the world to sea!”
@YarrBr0
@YarrBr0 8 ай бұрын
*see
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt 8 ай бұрын
​@@YarrBr0 I'm guessing it's on porpoise. 😅
@coreybangs
@coreybangs 8 ай бұрын
I enjoy all interpretations of my work Thank you 😸
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