Could A Real Person Survive: ZANGIEF'S Critical Art? (Street Fighter 6)

[@KidKinobi]

MY LOYAL FANS! BEAR WITNESS AS I SERVE UP A SURPRISE CARPS EPISODE ON WEDNESDAY THATS RIGHT WE ARE BACK TO THREE EPISODES A WEEK! WHOS NEXT? KIMBERLY OR MARISA

[@TheLordDyl11]

Marisa for next

[@evanallaire2829]

Mamanananamammamamamamamamamrizzzza

[@mitchellnichols4683]

Kimberly

[@HUMANHUNTER205]

Kimberly

[@notamobilesprout4175]

YIPPEE

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

I love how we didn’t need an explanation for the piledriver. Just “Piledriver, 60+ feet.” We knew exactly what would happen 😂

[@KidKinobi]

Some moves speak for themselves 😭

[@TheLordDyl11]

Imagine getting piledrived so hard that your head just gets splatted on the ground

[@KidKinobi]

The splat covered the entire arena 💀

[@yeezoyoutube]

I always thought it was hilarious how quickly gief landed at the end of his crit. This man laughs in the face of gravity.

[@KidKinobi]

I had to actually go back in slow motion to see if I missed anything or if it glitched it was so fast!

[@mistashadow]

Considering how rapidly he lands, his opponent would be utterly pulverised lmao

[@Ars-Nova258]

Zangief has the looks and fighting potential of a villain, but is a good hearted bro who encourages you to be your best instead of like him. Be like Zangief. Btw I vote Kimberly.

[@KidKinobi]

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IF YOU CONTINUE YOUR TRAINING

[@Sharky_0456]

same with my boy hugo never change hugo and zangeif i just love the sf grapplers they are always wholesome and charismatic

[@TheKingofGods69420]

You know, I can seriously believe that Zangief can jump that far into the air without this series magic bullshit

[@KidKinobi]

Zangief leaping 60+ feet in the air with those tree trunk leg muscles of his is the only realistic part of this series!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

The Fixed Camera Angle proves he jumps 30 metres into the air and somehow comes down at 3x the speed. (98 ft 5 inches.) Your entire body will be mush at best. Edit: nvm, the descent screen is also used as an ascent screen, that’s 40 metres. 131 feet 2.803 inches. Edit 2: upon closer inspection, the descent screen only has him ascend 5 more metres instead of 10 due to starting at half screen. Apologies. 35m=(114 feet 9.953 inches)

[@jacobszilagyi284]

MARISA NEXT PLZ!!!!!! She wants you to taste her love.

[@KidKinobi]

Doesn’t sound like a bad idea!

[@Sharky_0456]

i thought she was saying "TAKE MY LUNCH! TAAAAAAAAAAKE ALL OF IT!" now the heart makes so much more sense i am so stupid

[@chefvideogame]

@@Sharky_0456Marisa forcibly giving you her Panera Bread order

[@Sharky_0456]

@@chefvideogame lmao

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@chefvideogame why did she order a knuckle sandwich?

[@GonadTheNomad_]

The edit of Gief interrupting Jamie’s CA is a good laugh.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I recommend the Fixed Camera video to use as supporting evidence btw. The distances travelled are all accurate.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

1:30 "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

For Marisa’s, ahead of time, you get totalled harder then being hit by a TRAIN, then she twists her fist in what remains of your face. Didn’t I mention that you get your shoulder contacted with the ground at high speed as you get launched? Also the slamming into the wall, that’s some more injuries right there, practically getting totalled AGAIN (though the force is less because of the fact you had a bit of airtime and the prior impact lost some energy, still probably very likely to kill you.) She launches you about 10 metres into the air at an angle (total distance about 20 metres), and since your trajectory is approximately a parabola, you’re getting launched closer to 26 metres (you land on a higher up surface) before contacting the ground with your shoulder and bounce for an additional 6 metres into the wall. Source: The fixed camera angle footage. I would link it but KZbin doesn’t like links. Search Critical Art SF6 Fixed Camera Angle and you’ll be there. I am not lying about distances, though I may be wrong about the exact numbers.

[@KidKinobi]

I’ll have to look up that fixed camera angle video later!!

[@antonyc.7173]

I’m going to propose some overhauls for this series. First, the color-coding system should be updated from a 4-colour system to a 9-colour system. I haven’t figured out the colours (except for white for “No injury” and black for “Just plain overkill), but this new system's “tiers” of injury would be: No injury Negligible injury Minor injury Moderate injury Major injury Severe injury Life-threatening injury Death Just plain overkill Second, survivable attacks should have the time spent in the hospital by their victims listed on the final diagnosis screen. Third, new stats for compilations! “Biggest escalation (e.g. green-yellow-orange-red)”, “Biggest de-escalation (e.g. red-orange-yellow-green)”, “Longest hospitalization time” and “Shortest hospitalization time”. You can go about adding these at your own pace.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Yeah, that works. Also maybe have a symbol next to them for colourblindness support. Overkill would have a crossed out skull, for example. Or lightning bolt. Or 🎉 to represent the… colourful end. No injury would be this 😆 Life threatening would be 🏥 I’m tired so I’ll stop here

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Yeah, that works. Also maybe have a symbol next to them for colourblindness support. Overkill would have a crossed out skull, for example. Or lightning bolt. Or 🎉 to represent the… colourful end. No injury would be this 😆 Life threatening would be 🏥 I’m tired so I’ll stop here

[@KidKinobi]

It’s definitely something I do consider changing- but I can’t switch up in the middle of a series 🤔

[@antonyc.7173]

@@KidKinobi You should consider making a community post to see whether the fans would agree with a format change.

[@boxtank5288]

NOPE. Instant FUNERAL.

[@lennydickson8845]

Id be shocked if you could, this pile-driver damn near caused a nuke.

[@KidKinobi]

P.D.M.D. Pile Driver of Mass Destruction

[@comradejux]

even if he survived that he would be paralyzed, bc aint no way

[@robertlafrance9974]

Marisa

[@dexterwilliams2520]

NGL Steiner Math had me literally laughing out of my chair. I’m okay though. For my next vote, let’s go with Mommy- I mean Marisa.

[@KidKinobi]

THEY SAY ALL CRITICAL ARTS ARE CREATED EQUAL

[@gunchapred8933]

Honestly, just looking at who we’re talking about, I knew from the start that his neck was about to be in ruins. Guess he’ll be getting a visit from the Undertaker soon. *badum tiss* Also, I am voting for the muscle mommy.

[@jacobpainter1962]

Marisa next pls

[@typesarge8780]

My loyal fans vs family man: which one mentally leaves the opponent traumatized in death with the addition of being thown at 60ft in the air!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@KidKinobi]

🔥 MY LOYAL FAMILY 🔥

[@baconbuster9651]

Voting Kimberly, also was there any doubt this was a kill?

[@KidKinobi]

NO REMORSE

[@jojonoa3590]

You're asking me to choose between two of the best newcomers in fighting games, but as a day 1 Marisa main, I gotta give it to her! TAKE HER LOVE

[@KidKinobi]

Aggressive Spartan love 😂

[@Zanryuuga]

I already knew no one is surviving Zangief's CA. THE MAN IS 7 FEET TALL AND 400 POUNDS. YOU AIN'T SURVIVING *SHIT.*

[@KidKinobi]

His muscles snapped a samurai sword in sf5 😭

[@antonyc.7173]

I feel like this attack would reduce both Zangief and his opponent to a bloody smear on the ground.

[@Heavens_Gate_op]

i guess he will be in... zangrief for the opponnent

[@KidKinobi]

Bro is zanGONE

[@canigohomenow3511]

His loyal fans are proud. I voted for Manon so now i gotta get her girlfriend in. So consider me another vote for Marisa.

[@KidKinobi]

Marisa is 100% winning the vote For good reason ngl

[@canigohomenow3511]

@@KidKinobi This is when you find out that your subscribers love muscle mommies.

[@KidKinobi]

AND IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER 🫡🫡🫡

[@canigohomenow3511]

@@KidKinobi HELL YEAH BROTHER.

[@Sharky_0456]

@@KidKinobi do you wild to chun or just marisa? genuine question.

[@grandpagohan1]

Seems only appropriate to go with the other massive tank on the roster. Chun-Li's thighs! (Marisa, my votes for Marisa).

[@KidKinobi]

Lol

[@Sharky_0456]

HORASHO! also marisa

[@theskullboy8700]

Zangief: the test dummy has been destroyed husband I have won zangief 9: I am so proud of you zangief 1 Zangief: thank you zangief alt skin 9 Zangief 9: shall we partake in the battle of tongues Zangief: Doh **aggressive kissing as the soviet anthem plays**

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

A Doobus? *(tiny hat)* Doobus the Mcgoofus?!

[@mitchellnichols4683]

Nice video keep it up

[@KidKinobi]

Thank you!!

[@antonyc.7173]

You forgot Luke hitting the ground after the lariat

[@KidKinobi]

That’ll get count later!

[@kimarous]

Marisa!

[@KatrinaAmaxas]

MARISA NEXT PLEASE

[@La-od3ei]

I would love to see if it’s possible for Marisa to kill me

[@The-Apollo-X]

Little do people know, Zangief's secret is that he uses an invisible jetpack to defy the laws of gravity. And his boots have jets in them (Placing a vote for the lady who wanted Zangief's hand in marriage)

[@KidKinobi]

Stealth tech Zangief

[@micahbrown2584]

Marisa please I just curious

[@AngusAgony]

MARISA

[@FemboyFighters6]

As a Zangief main your 200% dead

[@Stardust_RamlethalPM]

As a fellow Zangief main I second this statement

[@KidKinobi]

NO MERCY

[@gaIIowsCaIibrator]

Slobberin rn Would

[@KidKinobi]

😭

[@Sharky_0456]

real

[@randomsupergodzillalizardd9981]

1:18 isn’t that a clothesline?

[@KidKinobi]

I think a clothesline is a running one instead of a standing attack? Not too sure because alot of moves are similar with different names

[@randomsupergodzillalizardd9981]

@@KidKinobi I want alternate supers. If you could select your Level 1, your Level2, and your Level 3. It would be really cool. Here’s my concept for Zangief’s alt supers Alt LVL1: Siberian Blizzard Alt LVL2: Bolshoi Russian Suplex Alt LVL3: Final Atomic Buster Final Atomic Buster CA variant: Ultimate Atomic Buster.

[@randomsupergodzillalizardd9981]

@@KidKinobi You can have running and standing versions of both. Lariat moves elbow of the arm and shoulder more than a Clothesline, which keeps it mostly stiff. You can see that Gief’s starting attack looks more stiff.

[@jwoodsjr123sgameroom5]

The difference between the Lariat and Clothesline is just where the person is where the attack lands. Clothesline is the chest. Lariat is the head.

[@sanctityninja9345]

The Russian Fart Storm

[@enochlee3601]

Thank God Stone Cold isn't in this game

[@KidKinobi]

Missed opportunity ngl

[@enochlee3601]

He gets the Owen Hart experience, but Russian

[@TheDougio]

No.

[@KidKinobi]

Nogief.

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Marisa

[@chicomatlolmedo8885]

Marisa