Count Dankula Tells His Story

[@angreydoggo4357]

This podcast is so overwhelmingly Scottish.

[@JamesEnglish]

Angrey Doggo the way it should be 🙌🏼

[@DieFlabbergast]

Despite the fact that his name is "English." How ironic can you get? If I were him, I'd change my name by deed poll to "Scott" :)

[@mathewmercer2218]

Aye wey i hope ye can understand it 😉

[@angreydoggo4357]

@@mathewmercer2218 I can understand Scottish better than ebonics lol

[@vickru2133]

They gonna kill the fucking cunts in London one day *Scottish acent

[@BonJoviSXS]

"I don't know about left wing, right wing I only know about chicken wings" I'm extremely offended because you made be hungry.

[@JamesEnglish]

BonJoviSXS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JesusFriedChrist]

🍗😇👌🏼

[@Sathtana]

Hearing his real accent is kinda wholesome

[@shekelwarlocke]

@penalcrack the entire podcast

[@mrattapuss]

sounds the exact same

[@mryellow6918]

I couldn't tell the difference

[@-SUM1-]

What 'real accent'? He only ever speaks in his real accent.

[@shekelwarlocke]

he tones down his scot-ness in his videos to make it easier to understand

[@Darkmirren]

first time watching This podcast dankula sent me here from his Twitter account I will continue to watch your stuff in the future

[@JamesEnglish]

Darkmirren 1877 thank you 👍🏼

[@ianthegodking]

@@JamesEnglish Same here thumbs up and subscribed. great interview.

[@nickb4162]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIHVdJ6ufKp-nZo

[@thunnusobesus9270]

Thanks for your service Dank

[@Galahadfairlight]

Strong accents, strong interview. Awesome stuff

[@JamesEnglish]

Galahadfairlight thank you

[@patsyballantyne9886]

Well Said!

[@JamesEnglish]

Patsy Ballantyne 👍🏼

[@tfallspark5104]

Love how the new media is giving news and interviews neutraly and unbiased! You are doing us all a favor!

[@MrRABC1]

*“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” * ― George Carlin

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

or as individuals.

[@notquitehuman7402]

"Think about how stupid the average person is, then remember... half of all people are even more stupid" - George Carlin (paraphrased)

[@allybally0021]

Love Count Dankula. Decent guy, and very smart. Good interview by James English.....I have now subscribed.

[@JamesEnglish]

Al Gilmore thank you 👍🏼

[@Smilomaniac]

This man is a hero. If you ever meet him, be sure to thank him for his service.

[@VictorBorbaMusic]

Lmaoooo KZbin is so confused at their accent the auto-captions are Dutch

[@JamesEnglish]

Victor Borba 🤣🤣🤣

[@PSF1986]

The best come back he done was when Graham Linehan was condemning it he tweeted him Father Ted looking like Hitler at his window

[@33m3c]

thats no an ulster flag m8

[@CbrigBear87]

@Sam Armstrong cope

[@Ard.cfc90]

Up da RA Ulster man lol

[@PSF1986]

@@Leftright__80 lol no Surrender mate

[@jon123xyz]

that was lovely

[@DoodleDan]

I'm here because Count Dankula called me a racist

[@DoodleDan]

I still love him damnit *no homo*

[@Mikey-gl1je]

My vote is in for you James. Another great podcast.

[@imma5269]

I was about to comment asking if you could do a pod with dank but though I should search for it first. Had no idea you’d already done one. Another great episode James, thank you

[@JamesEnglish]

👍🏼

[@differentdreamer7317]

How about an update from the Dank one please

[@matthewshaw3845]

First time hearing of James English. I've now subbed

[@JamesEnglish]

Matthew Shaw yes brother welcome 🙌🏼🎙🎥

[@DonC70]

Another superb interview James. Dankula is a superb talker & one funny guy. Kudos to you for having him on, as a lot wouldn't.

[@JamesEnglish]

bomberzak thank you 👍🏼

[@Whiskey0880]

Top convo here, automatic subscrption, much love from the isle of Lewis 👍👍👍

[@Lachlan100]

I feel lucky to understand full Scottish, it is a true gift and a joy.

[@JamesEnglish]

Lachlan100801 yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@nebulamask81]

The automated closed captioning is amazing on this. "it is crazy or static there through Noise goes a cotton ball and head" I completely agree.

[@SwishyJ]

Big respect to James for having on Dankula despite the backlash he could get. Really funny podcast, will definitely watch more from James

[@JamesEnglish]

jordan9977p thanks Jordan

[@thatindiandude4602]

I know that I am an Indian, and we have the most ridiculous accent ever, but I think scottish accent is hilarious

[@JamesEnglish]

ThatIndian Dude 🤣🤣🤣

[@oddball6731]

These two you can actually understand with a little work. When some of those scotsmen speak you wouldn't even think it was English.

[@thatindiandude4602]

@@oddball6731 At least thry sound badass. When people hear guys like me speak, the ladies arent dropping their panties, they are taking out the change from their purse 😁😁

[@orangeorororange675]

@@thatindiandude4602 you should hear the Geordie accent North East England.

[@rockabilly2912]

you ever spoke to indian guys eith scottish accents?? thats a head fuck

[@spoogemop]

The three minutes from about 8:30 - his description of the video, going away, and getting steaming with his mates while, as he says, his life's being ruined back home - that would make a great individual clip. It's the best description of the events I've yet seen, his laughter when he describes his life being ruined is genuinely amazing to see, and if you cut off around 11:20 the line about the knock on the door, that's a good hook to come listen to the rest of the show. You really seem to have got him to speak naturally and openly - I'm impressed.

[@JamesEnglish]

spoogemop thank you

[@spoogemop]

Dankula brought me here, but your Hugo Boss comment made me subscribe. Nice one.

[@JamesEnglish]

spoogemop welcome 🙌🏼

[@davidcowley]

Outstanding Mr English, it had to happen, a big fan of you both.

[@JamesEnglish]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@rrrrmcg408]

This podcast was hilarious 😂😂😂 and the joke was funny. 100% living in the media outrage times

[@JamesEnglish]

Robbie Mcgibbon 👍🏼😀

[@christophermcavoy2530]

People bringing up his accent sounding different he sounds the same too me still understand him perfectly

[@DnBastard]

i understand him because he sounds like my dad when he was drunk

[@rileykaiseeker4294]

No, his accent is a little stronger in this one compared to his one video. I do the same when i'm around people with my one accent. It gets stronger than when i'm away from them.

[@christophermcavoy2530]

@@rileykaiseeker4294 I usually copy the accent of the person I'm talking to so when two people are talking to me at the same time people get confused

[@peacemaker6662]

Dank, you missed an opportunity there. You should have said you were performing in the London Palladium. Then sit back and watch the fallout :-)

[@DavidUKesb]

Excellent interview. I didn't know much about this fella apart from the dog thing, but what an intelligent and engaging character he is.

[@JamesEnglish]

DavidUKesb 👍🏼

[@limacharlieromeo8955]

absolutely brilliant, fully on his side. brilliant interview again, james.

[@JamesEnglish]

I am lcr thank you 👍🏼

[@justsean6199]

Definitely hidden gems amongst all your content!

[@georgeclements__]

He’s not a controversial comedian. He’s just a comedian.

[@JamesEnglish]

George Clements ok

[@MycketTuff]

The 'controversy' is shaped by not only by the norm, but the consensus and how it's applied. I get where you're coming from, but he *is* controversial by today's standards.

[@tonyboea]

Dankula sent me! Voted for ya. Keep up the good work across the pond!

[@JamesEnglish]

God, Godzilla and Tanks thank you

[@psvids2228]

dank is sound as fuck. absolute legend.

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

I feel proud that I managed to understand the entire podcast.

[@JamesEnglish]

Pakorn Wattanavrangkul 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@FlavourlessLife]

Markus is a really funny and smart and articulate guy. Even if he hurt somebody's feelings (he didn't) he's making the world a brighter place for a lot of people. It's baffling that crazy lefty loons make this guy's life hell while thinking they're the good guys.

[@grumpycat_1]

Don't be baffled... the left hates fun... seriously... they want to make you miserable so they can use that misery to usher in their equity utopia from the ashes of western liberalism... Remember all those hilarious Soviet and EasternBlock comedians from the 20th century???... No?? yeah neither do I.

[@julian1127]

Even when he specified this wasn't about politics. You just had to go shove your alt-right bullsh*t down peoples throats.

[@MrHenhen5]

@@julian1127 just assumed he was alt right, thats exactly the issue here. Assuming

[@julian1127]

Henry Jackson it was obvious. I’m just not oblivious to things

[@ahuman5456]

Subbed on the strength of this interview fella

[@JamesEnglish]

A Human yes welcome

[@notquitehuman7402]

How dare you platform this wonderful gentleman who insists on standing by his principles???

[@JamesEnglish]

NotQuiteHuman NQH 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@GnosticAtheist]

When English is not your first language... That said, I survived.

[@JamesEnglish]

Øystein A. 🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@Prickly-Hedgehog]

Brilliant interview, subscribed.

[@JamesEnglish]

Thingymebob thank you and welcome 👍🏼

[@kevincollins8484]

I'm 19 minutes into this and I really hate the media.

[@glasgowblueboxingfan9885]

Best one yet I've been watching the case shocking what happened to him.

[@JamesEnglish]

glasgow blue boxing fan 👍🏼😀

[@MrFunkia]

It's great to hear you 2 Scottish dudes speaking. I even managed to understand what you were saying!

[@JamesEnglish]

MrFunkia 👍🏼😀

[@jemc4276]

Excellent interview. First time on this channel too. I'm sure you've heard this a million times but growing up with the name English as a Scot can't have been easy. That being said I like your style James. Very Rogan-esque. Mark Meechan is an absolute champion and I watch everything he puts out now. Top lad. This interview perfectly shows his massive intellect and his deep seated humility.

[@JamesEnglish]

JC thank you brother. Ahahaha it wasn’t 🤣🤣

[@jemc4276]

@JC Denton - Its from a past life.

[@mogznwaz]

Being offensive should be a social faux pas not a criminal offence.

[@mogznwaz]

P.d. I love a proper Scottish accent ❤

[@JamesEnglish]

mogznwaz 👍🏼🙌🏼😀

[@whinhallyobbos8389]

best podcast

[@JamesEnglish]

Whinhall Yobbos 👍🏼

[@Sukerkin]

Fabulous interview and so good too see and hear Dank being able to show that old British trait of being able to laugh at your own misfortune and the twisted circumstances we can find social mutation puts us in.

[@JamesEnglish]

Sukerkin 👍🏼

[@marklee9650]

Loved this episode what a funny guy comedians often push the boundaries people are too quick to judge this will soon be forgotten i really hope you win an award James you 100 per cent deserve recognition your guests always seem to enjoy it fantastic

[@mikehonk937]

As an English man, thank you for being the head of our country geography and intellectually. We love Scotland.

[@grumpycat_1]

Dank's girlfriend: look at his wee face.... Dank: Hold me pint!!

[@JesusFriedChrist]

*Wife now!

[@jamesrountree3991]

Great interview, its great to see an INTERVIEWER ask a question then LISTEN to the answer and their views instead of interrupting constantly with their preconceived ideas of what the INTERVIEWEE'S position is, subscribe!!

[@JamesEnglish]

James Rountree cheers James and welcome

[@W.A.T.P...55]

Cheers @jamesEnglish another great pod mate,,best of luck with the award fella,,oh btw I was shocked and gutted Brad Welsh got done,,he came across as a nice enough guy during your interview

[@JamesEnglish]

derek miller thank you. Such a tragedy mate 🙏🏼

[@W.A.T.P...55]

Sam Armstrong I know mate the papers are doing the usual shit dragging up the boys past,,yet mostly ignoring the good shit he's been doing the last few years with his charity work and his work with the young kids in Edinburgh

[@TheChuddington]

First time seeing this podcast, more than impressed. Brilliant interviewer! Subbed!

[@JamesEnglish]

Champo WOW thank you

[@TheGeniegenius]

i donated a tenner to the counts appeal. top man and cant wait for david icke next week. get yourselves red pilled

[@JamesEnglish]

stoke bloke 👍🏼😀😀

[@GuerillaTVChannel]

Brilliant two great guys

[@ben31uk]

Thanks for a great interview 👍

[@JamesEnglish]

ben31uk 👍🏼😀

[@skippyone2769]

First time viewer. Been a blast now binge watching back cat.

[@JamesEnglish]

skippy One 👍🏼😀

[@soph1823]

The only podcast i have watched completely, you two my friends have impressed me

[@JamesEnglish]

Kian thank you

[@JamesEnglish]

Kian good luck with the exams pal 👍🏼

[@Kenny-yz1em]

I'm glad all this happened to dank it's a blessing in disguise. Not just for him but for the world. What a guy 👏

[@NZAnimeManga]

Moved to Scotland recently, it amazes me (as an Englishman) that sectarianism is such an issue here... I thought it was only the Irish... shows how much attention we English give :')

[@Mr-BuBa]

Nice one jamesy boy, nice wee watch while getting my breakfast and getting ready for work. The guy talks alot of sense, I've never watched any of his stuff but will definitely check him out, keep up the good work James and dunky

[@JamesEnglish]

Barry Higgins cheers Barry

[@Mr-BuBa]

Welcome mate

[@yeehofook3152]

Top interview again mate 👍

[@JamesEnglish]

yeeho fook thank you

[@ryanshort916]

Great podcast watched for dankula but will subscribe and keep watching as that was class gonna watch a few more

[@JamesEnglish]

Ryan Short 👍🏼😀

[@JaesonFinn]

Thanks for this Jim.

[@JamesEnglish]

Jaeson Finn 👍🏼

[@strugglingsteve]

another cracking job dude....love dankula man watch him all the time..keep up the good work both of yi👍✌

[@JamesEnglish]

Stephen Cotterill Cheers mate

[@TargetRenegade]

Asking for endorsement from the BBC while talking to their Public Enemy Number One. "You've nae chance mate!!" 😅

[@JamesEnglish]

TargetRenegadeC64 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daviel6595]

Never seen anything about this guy but he is down to earth great interview je

[@JamesEnglish]

davie l thank you

[@RazgulTheKind]

Tbh I don't understand how people can find thick Scottish accents *that* hard to understand, I'm from SW England and have no problems and my partner is Welsh and also has no problems. Keep doing your thing James.

[@JamesEnglish]

Razgul The Kind thank you

[@doomwalker9934]

This was a grand interview. The way he was treated was disgraceful.

[@Dk-rd5ss]

Brilliant to see Steven Avery has finally been realised from prison.

[@andreaanderson9388]

Quality Scottish banter . Some people just don't get it . Continue to be true to your self Dank !!!!! Love James English X

[@ben31uk]

Much love dank 👍

[@ProjectCreativityGuy96]

The Abuse and Hatred That Is Caused to Each Other Online Is Utterly Disgusting!

[@yorick7705]

I'm a new Subscriber from the states. Also a proud member of of the TISM's Mustache Brigade.

[@JamesEnglish]

Architect of Fate 👍🏼

[@eldrl001]

Excellent interview, I was gutted we never got to see the fruits of that bbc show.

[@JamesEnglish]

Ldridge KNT EDC thank your yeah it was a good laugh aswell

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

I wonder if dank can sue the Scottish police for stealing 800 pounds from his bank account.

[@myles9193]

this was a very down to earth podcast, good stuff :)

[@JamesEnglish]

Myles cheers mate

[@bSMith266]

i hope ure other podcasts are as good as this, because this was great

[@JamesEnglish]

q thank you and they are all great 👍🏼

[@bSMith266]

@@JamesEnglish yeh I listened to the Scottish porn star one. Love the pods so far.

[@rsmith2080]

Never heard of the guy, went and looked at the dog video there - funny as fuck 😂! Why the backlash, can tell from the first second it’s a joke! Quality interview again James 👍

[@JamesEnglish]

R Smith cheers mate

[@mrade5321]

2 good scottish guys. We need more like you's.

[@JamesEnglish]

mr ade thank you 👍🏼

[@drsandralean8036]

Really interesting video - funny how it's the same tactics that are used over and over again to shut down anything mainstream doesn't want us talking - or thinking - about. These straight talking, to the point interviews are exactly what's needed to counter the garbage constantly spewed by mainstream media - keep up the good work!!!!

[@jasonwalls1466]

Class interview that. Vote in. Class James. Keep it up.

[@JamesEnglish]

Jason Walls thanks Jason 👍🏼😀

[@kidcurry3962]

Great interview. If you want another laugh, watch it with the captions. It's brilliant.

[@JamesEnglish]

erik anderson thank you

[@Pt_Lacky]

Two guys talking with accents that I can barely understand. Love it.

[@JamesEnglish]

Pt_Lacky 🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@crowesarethebest]

Great interview.

[@JamesEnglish]

crowesarethebest thank you

[@euanwood9323]

James English... #1 podcast... Get in ma boy!!!...love the podcasts everyone especially for the homeless one over Xmas #BigBalls!!!

[@JamesEnglish]

Euan Wood thank you brother 🙏🏼

[@euanwood9323]

@@JamesEnglish #BigBalls No1 podcast!

[@yojimbo843]

Didn't understand one word said, but it still made me laugh..... Good interview and thoroughly enjoyable....

[@JamesEnglish]

Ian Schultz 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@AlasdairMacgillivray]

Great podcast James nice one!

[@JamesEnglish]

Alasdair Macgillivray. Thank you

[@medancer2997]

Not gonna lie av never heard of this guy but I’m gonna keep an eye out for him. Seams like a sound guy and would definitely go see him. Another cracking interview 🔥👌

[@JamesEnglish]

Thank you 👍🏼

[@MrDanno2]

Ive been following dank from the start. Hes funny so be prepared for a lot of edge jokes. Looks up his mad lads episodes for a great laugh,i think his killdozer episode is the funniest

[@rawrimaoctopus5715]

This might be the best James English podcast it’s brilliant canny beat it with dankula man just wants free speech

[@TheMcKeand]

Just subscribed, quality patter all round👍

[@JamesEnglish]

BigMac 3008 cheers mate

[@localauthorityofficial8393]

Best vid yet for me

[@JamesEnglish]

Sydney Rebel and The Rebellions Official thank you

[@peterswift3276]

Another great podcast mate. And once again the media making things worse than what it was

[@JamesEnglish]

Peter Swift cheers mate 👍🏼

[@mklafish]

"I dont know anything about left wing ring wing the only thing I know is about chicken wings"😂😂😂😂😂😂 love your sense of humour james.

[@AriElise11]

Love James English's interviews. It's just an extra perk that he's super cute and speaks with a Scottish accent; which so happens to be by far my favorite of all accents.

[@aidque8429]

First time watcher class podcast had always heard of you James didn’t realise how sound yer podcast was

[@JamesEnglish]

Aid Que than you 👍🏼

[@peachibread1983]

i can understand both of them. should i be worried.

[@JamesEnglish]

Capin Cruncheeze yes 🤣🤣

[@SpaceCowboyKenny]

For some reason, if you click on CC the auto-translate thinks they are speaking Dutch.

[@JamesEnglish]

Kenny 🤣🤣🤣🙈

[@themuff6739]

Nice wan neebur, looking forward to your next instalment 👍 subscribed

[@JamesEnglish]

The Muff thank you

[@PinkPiratePickle]

I am not Scottish or English man...but after drinking 9 beers i didnt need subtitles to understand the accent anymore.

[@JamesEnglish]

J Fox 🤣🤣🤣🤣