Absolute Mad Lads - The Barefoot Bandit

[@CountDankula]

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[@myview5840]

What's with the coordinates on his t shirt Times Square?

[@1776Pundit]

Only people in the North East like being called "yanks" or Yankees". That's a f'n slur here in Georgia.

[@Felinal_19]

I have DSPD. Not gonna work Dank :(

[@incitingariot9925]

Bonnie and Clyde were not cosplaying. They put in the work. They just slipped up and got well, they got got.

[@Tardenator]

You don’t know anything about cps in America. We have a place called “boys ranch” in Amarillo. It’s basically Epstein island without the water.

[@shagrimm]

Harley Davidson Ironwing!? That was a guys name?? I feel like an eagle should caw loudly at the end of that whenever spoken... Bonus points for making him short, Universe.

[@TheNotoriousMrDee]

Reminds me of my neighbor Triumph Stonephallus.

[@life_of_riley88]

Pretty sure it's actually "IronWang"

[@shagrimm]

@@life_of_riley88 The legend grows... An iron wang, indeed.

[@tonoftroubles]

🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@life_of_riley88]

@@TheNotoriousMrDee Is he any relation to Enfield Von Hugedong?

[@MrSomebodyStrange]

The dude decided to live his life as if it was a Morrowind playthrough where a plot important NPC had been accidentally killed.

[@kooolainebulger8117]

yeah, a plot important npc has been killed

[@AmberLobry]

You need to touch grass

[@sjfs231]

@@AmberLobry cry about it.

[@AmberLobry]

@@sjfs231 no tears here. Go play more video games, incel.

[@nope80382]

More like GTA rampage after hitting save

[@deadlypancake]

I tweeted at Dank 2 years ago pleading with him to make a video about this guy. So glad it’s all come together

[@xPumaFangx]

2 years later

[@K.F.L]

​@@xPumaFangx 🧽⬜️👖

[@Gumbowl.]

i did the exact same thing after i saw the documentary that got taken down and reuploaded 3 years ago

[@Puxi]

Lefties hate Twitter. You must have meant bluesky.

[@JacobBite]

From the start I've been waiting for the legendary Diogenes video

[@sweynskarilsen9105]

"Fly? YES! LAND? NO!" Indiana Jones

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

"junior, eh I'm sorry they got us" -Henry Jones Sr. WELL IT'S RELATED! what'd you expect? I hate snakes Jock, i hate em?

[@STRAKAZulu]

@@Red_Lanterns_Rage at least you didn't fridge the quotes.

[@madcat789]

I'd rather take the Barefoot Bandit than the Serial Buttstabber.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

The backshot brute

[@audiosurfarchive]

_The Ballbreaking Berserker_

[@n4ughty_knight]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕝𝕖 ℕ𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕣

[@widexawake_]

The Posterior Paladin

[@n4ughty_knight]

The Rear End Retriever

[@madcat789]

I won't lie, this boy needed a family. A real mother that cared, and a father who cared.

[@TheNotoriousMrDee]

Imagine having such a brilliant kid in a good family!

[@isaiahjohnson2532]

He was a brilliant kid, sad he didn’t have the support system necessary to put his intelligence towards a good cause.

[@torachan23]

He had a perfect mother! Women/mothers are never wrong or bad. Only men can be bad

[@captainchewbacca1407]

Most criminals do sadly.

[@timothydavies5337]

shut up you fools he understood how much of a joke the system is

[@Mach5Johnny]

Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads. Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and real life Rambo Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them. Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver. Witold Pilecki: Polish Intelligence Officer who volunteered to be imprisoned and sent to Auschwitz George Jung: American Drug Smuggler Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade. Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman Arkan: Serbian Warlord and Crime boss

[@Blacksheepis500]

I think he already did Roy Benavidez but Smokey Nagata or the midnight club would be sick

[@davidbolger2000AD]

Don't forget Keith Moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HOW THE FUCK HAS COUNT MARKUS NOT DONE MOON THE LOON, THE ALL TIME WORLD'S GREATEST DRUMMER ROCK MUSIC HAS EVER KNOWN AND TERROR OF HOTEL TOILETS YET????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Mach5Johnny]

@@Blacksheepis500nah Dank hasn’t done one on Roy Benavidez. But I have been requesting one on Mid-Night Club.

[@bewawolf19]

Kulinski still was never a mafia hitman, and still is just a fraud.

[@TheArmchairConservative]

Roy Benavidez for sure

[@Sigismund-von-Luxembourg]

I have personal experience with CPS. They might as well be abolished for being the most worthless 3 letter agency in America

[@reptilez13]

Yeah, they vilify and hassle those that don't deserve it and ignore those that do need it. It's quite amazing honestly.

[@noahblake533]

And that's saying something when the CIA exist

[@AlterXephon]

CPS saved my life when they took me from my drunk and abusive father who later burned down the family home in a drunken stupor.. Sure they suck sometimes, but I'd be dead without them.

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

I had them in my life three times and of those three times they sided on behalf of my abuser three times. I'm lucky to be alive to be honest.

[@mickieg1994]

I was actually just about to ask if you meant the Criminal Prosecution Service or Child Protective Services, both have problems

[@knoxklay11]

Shouldve flown to Tahiti to become a humble mango farmer.

[@JK-1975]

I'd bet dollars to donuts the feds scooped this young man up. All that natural talent and stealth ability, plus flexible morality, this dudes a natural agent.

[@From-North-Jersey]

When his saga left the front pages I remember thinking to myself "This ended too quietly, this kid is going to Langley VA."

[@auspicious6554]

There were two Colton Moores at my high school. We elected one as class president because the other was an international bandit.

[@Puxi]

Man, don't dox yerself.

[@vik8126]

​@@Puxi do you think auspicious6554 has opps

[@Puxi]

@@vik8126 Who is this auspicious6554? Was he featured in a episode of absolute mad lads?

[@evergreenrider]

Stanhood

[@SgtBuck01]

​@@evergreenrider I remember this too

[@T.AzimuthSchwitters]

Been waiting for this one. This man is the absolute definition of a mad lad. If this story was a Hollywood movie, people would say it's too unbelievable

[@LordSchnitzel023]

Absolute Mad Lads: Mimon Baraka. The most insane German Streamer who wanted to detonate the KZbin Headquarters. He makes Drachenlord look like a normal human being

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

He sounds perfectly reasonable to me

[@ROOFTOPGUY]

Klappriger Klabautermann

[@speckijunkie1173]

Dont forget they Trolls make him to Convert to Various Religion in a couple of weeks

[@spingebill8551]

Least radically violent German

[@kidboeger4694]

Lmfao , dank should definitely start covering more obscure euro lolcows because there fairly unknown to people in the west

[@antigovernmentrhetoric]

you gotta appreciate the non-stop grind Dankula & his team are putting in, love having regular uploads of random shite to sit and be amazed by.

[@AzguardMike]

needs the extra cash to pay child support since he is now a dead beat dad. Wife left him, took the kids.

[@Suninrags]

​@AzguardMike he ain't a dead beat if he's paying child support. You don't even know what dead beat means 😅

[@Thetiredpotato11]

@@Suninragsthat’s the joke. ☕️ call men deadbeats any time they steal the man’s kids

[@Thetiredpotato11]

@@Suninragsthat’s the joke. Any man they divorce grape is a deadbeat according to them

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@AzguardMike He's a dad? Wow, I thought he only had a dog

[@fattdamon1980]

They call me the bareback bandit!

[@muhdiversity7409]

more like Broke Back

[@DeliriantPsychosis1442]

@@muhdiversity7409lmao you got him there

[@georgecostanza7990]

A very dark installment of the Home Alone franchise

[@woodlefoof2]

@@muhdiversity7409 that’s his prison name

[@Blacksheepis500]

They call me mentally challenged

[@johndoerr8853]

This MadLad is what happens if your inner voice has its way. This is what everyone's life would look like if you just let the intrusive thoughts drive the body.

[@Negasta]

The kid definitely had some intense impulse control issues.

[@dorn0531]

You really think everyone is a closet criminal? I can’t agree with that

[@ChronoSquare]

If my inner voice has its way all the time, either a fantasy novel or video game would be created O R there'd be news about some federal buildings burning.

[@devinlewis3096]

​@@dorn0531everyone has the ability to be a criminal bud

[@falco5148]

​@@dorn0531As much as I wish to break all speed limits when driving, I don't want to accidentally harm others. I think all dudes have a small desire to play with fire once in a while.

[@4ja2vi0]

Grew up in the San Juans, I remember hearing about these escapades when he on the run, definitely when he stole a plane from the local airport that I lived next to.

[@jessebell1930]

What's the bet he didn't have ADHD at all? They tried diagnosing me with the same shit. In reality I was just a very active kid with high energy and low attention span aka a little boy. Medicating kids like that is utterly devastating....

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

...or he had ADHD. I was diagnosed in the 8th grade. I think they went way overkill on all the meds they put him on, but by making the assumption that he doesn't have it, that could be equally as harmful. Given other aspects of his personality (namely his hyperfixation and loathing of authority), I myself lean more towards him having it. Edit: Oh, also his impulsiveness. Big part of ADHD is impulse control.

[@michaelkunt]

Subclininical b3 and b1 deficiency? I had the same thing

[@jessebell1930]

@@danielgiovanniello7217 I am sorry to hear that. Was simply pointing out that between the abuse, dysfunction, high intelligence, high energy and low attention span in school....that describes so many young boys who have nothing wrong with them. I grew up with kids dosed to the eyeballs on ADHD meds and it fucked them up very badly. Only anecdotal but most of them were later found to be misdiagnosed. On the flip side I have seen a few adults and late teens correctly diagnosed at that age and it was missed in childhood. Was just speculating mate. Either way a pretty tragic story. The kid didn't stand a chance on that island.

[@jessebell1930]

@@michaelkunt interesting question.

[@jelkel25]

What was ADHD and what was childhood trauma, poor parenting and a poor diet? Hyper vigilance can look like some of the symptoms especially in children, add this to an understimulated high IQ and eating garbage food.

[@craftyukraine]

I can relate to his episodes of playing a “living a wholesome childhood” in other people’s homes. He deserved a better childhood indeed.

[@craftyukraine]

Tho, I haven’t stolen anything but food from the fridges.

[@craftyukraine]

UPD: he deserves to get his pilot’s license. I couldn’t get mine because of quarantine. And I still can’t, since my life has changed since then, and pilot license for me is not a No1 priority, tho I generously mentally orgasm every time I fly somewhere. So I sincerely understand his feelings about piloting ever again.

[@johndorsey7514]

This guy was practically living out his own unique spin on the Grand Theft Auto series. He might have had an unfortunate childhood, but GODDAMN!!! He had some incredible plot armor when he needed it. And vanishing from the cops like that? He practically rolled double Natural 20’s and rogue vanished! I remember hearing about this in college and me and my friends were keeping tabs of what he was doing. The gutter punks we were. He was like a legendary hero come to life!

[@jonahhex8178]

I can't help but wonder why someone didn't decide that this guy would make one hell of a spy.

[@slimdiddyd]

@@jonahhex8178he didn’t have enough impulse control to be an employee of any sort of real work.

[@KingDoms-Kingdom]

i never once got caught when i ran from the police and im not no damn sprinter or nothing but cars on foot whatever never got caught ,now that im older and all that type of sht is behind me makes me wonder if i shoulda ran every time they literally caught me like only the times i literally gave up right away which was far less than the times i got away but just the thought of are they really that bad at policing had i just always went escape mode id be like a normal citizen today....

[@From-North-Jersey]

@@slimdiddyd That is a childish take on things, just because he never had to focus in life doesn't mean he can't. Langley most likely honed this genius child into quite a weapon after the Bru-haha died down." A 30 something with zero internet presence? "My name is Bond, Colton Bond"

[@basic_spannering]

The barefoot bandit documentary on KZbin is mint !! I'm glad you've covered him finally

[@steveeymann6374]

It would take balls of steel or a brain as smooth as silk to sail through the straight of Juan de fuca and in the open ocean on a 34 ft boat! That is some seriously treacherous water.

[@n4ughty_knight]

I lost my whole crew and a leg in Juan de Fuca. Truly treacherous.

[@sgtaveryjohnson3803]

@n4ughty_knight I'm sorry for your loss

[@ryshellso526]

You don't understand how sailboats work...😂😂😂😂

[@DiamondKingStudios]

I’ve always heard from my father that the East River is also some treacherous water. He sailed in college up north, and he told me about one time when he had to help sail with a rivaling service academy, and the insistence everyone had on navigating that stretch under motor. Those orders weren’t given lightly, according to him, though in his case I wonder if part of that was also the ship traffic.

[@TheArmchairConservative]

glad you did this kid, I recommended it a while back. Its a great story for this series, glad to see you ended up doing a video on him.

[@CountDabulaTV]

Bud, You can't phrase it like that

[@DEV3N87]

The coordinates "40° 45' 28.6 N 73° 59' 08.0 W" correspond to a location in northern New Jersey, United States; specifically, a point near the town of "Little Falls" on the Passaic River. youre welcome lads (EDIT: upon further review of the present information given to me by absolute mad lads themselves, i stand corrected that the coordinates point to Times Square, NY.)

[@TheBearInTheChair]

Huh, I always meant to plug in those numbers. Never done it yet, so, thanks.

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

That's the place.

[@MountainMythos]

So what's there I wonder?

[@pentuplemintgum666]

I got Times Square. Specifically, the sidewalk next to The Gap.

[@Bingbackguillotines]

Times square NY is what I got.

[@shanestevens5352]

This dude lived and operated in the town I grew up in. The local cops were a bunch of jerks so to a certain extent he was a local hero. A ton of the students at my sister’s high school knew him

[@suckersupreme4380]

While I can’t condone his behavior, I’m sure as hell impressed by it 🤣

[@keystrix3704]

He's a hero until you're his victim. Well, unless you have a wallet the size of a plane.

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@keystrix3704 To be fair he seemed to mostly steal from people rich enough to have additional houses and planes so who cares

[@shanestevens5352]

@@keystrix3704 I lived in a well populated area with tons of neighbors in sight. He never entered my neighborhood

[@FailingArtist]

Interesting. Most cops here aren’t jerks. I don’t know one person who liked him or thought he was cool 😂 (I’m from Lake Stevens)

[@themooreclan1220]

"mama tried" is a song reference, good song

[@dr.sciencewizard1518]

It's pretty great, yeah.

[@brainmuffins6052]

I’m Bobby Fingers. Today, i’ll be sculptin’ the time Dankula mis-shaved his beard, using water-based clay.

[@juvenilemrcia2664]

Great, now I can't unsee it

[@fatsodajuggalo]

Id love to see that lol

[@n4ughty_knight]

What in tarnation is water-based clay and how do you cut your beard with it!?

[@zobblewobble1770]

I just binge watched Bobby Fingers the other day after seeing his Fabio video a while back. Some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen on KZbin in years.

[@AxiomsNArrows]

tuned in just to hear "bear-fooht"

[@n4ughty_knight]

*Beah-Fooht Bahn-dit

[@highbread817]

The saddest part about the whole thing is that Colton is a brilliant and brave young man. If he had better parents which nourished his good traits, the kid would have went so far. But fortunately for us, they were terrible parents that left him to raise himself

[@RyuzakiReaper]

It's almost always the most brilliant and brave with the most tragic upbringing. It's almost a meme at this point just how comically common gods little joke on humanity is to ruin anybody that would actually do good in the world by making life as hard as possible for them to the point they just want to escape from life itself.

[@caseyaylward8853]

I've been waiting for this one forever. This kid is the definition of a Mad Lad. Love this story

[@stevetrent4638]

I enjoyed the transitions bro, you should keep doing those

[@eightywight]

This.

[@Buddha23Fett]

They were great

[@andrewfornes5320]

6'5" and stealthy af... dude must've been part of the Ravenguard.

[@SgtBuck01]

Dankula mentioning the place where I grew up was not on my 2024 bingo card

[@jacobbirkenfeld9261]

125k for flying lessons? wtf? You can fly a plane 15 minutes from me right now for like $250 lmao

[@DiamondKingStudios]

Is landing part of the instructions?

[@takeonedaily]

Northern WA has some very affluent parts. Don't forget that is where Boeing is based. The average home there is like 750k lol.

[@FailingArtist]

125k is for flight school. Used to be around 40k, but… inflation. Flying lessons here are around $200 per lesson. My dad was a flight instructor when he first began his career as a pilot. (I’m in WA about 40 mins from Seattle)

[@linked2dio26]

The editor of this video deserves a raise 😂. The foot jokes are great.

[@tracielholladay]

Sounds like this kid had the same start in life as JD Vance, our soon-to-be vice president.

[@ravennyeah]

dankula's on a roll with uploads recently

[@krimskrams]

LOL this is the first time I've seen the painting of Dankula and Buddha in the background of one of his vids that I made for him a few years back. Wow that made my day! :D

[@UselessInformationStories]

I've loved your content since that infamous InfoWars segment with the Nazi dog. Keep up the great work, Top man 👌 😎

[@NinjaofNi9ht]

Bot

[@xravenx24fe]

​@NinjaofNi9ht You need to work on your investigative skills, that account doesn't seem to have a particularly automatically generated name, it has content uploaded to it, and is multiple years old. Why would people bot this content for views?

[@UselessInformationStories]

@@xravenx24fe I'm no bot, I've only been watching his content this last week. I remember laughing at him on infowars years ago. He's a fellow Scotsman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@UselessInformationStories]

@@NinjaofNi9ht 🥴🥴🥴

[@jordanzothegreat8696]

Thank you Dankula for providing content that isn't always super dark. You always get the tone right so that i don't feel hollow after watching like all the bloody murdercorn while still keeping my 8 second attention span. Keep choosing great stories and nailing the formula of a good story. I wish i could find more channels like this

[@themulletteer6839]

Great to see the fringe on that mug getting back to proper pre trimmer standards.

[@robbyschannel9258]

Ween waiting for this one. Met a kid on the metro bus in kent Washington that knew him. We talked mor over a few weeks n hungout a bit. Than he talks more n went to school with him and was kinda a friend of his, knew his family. Been waiting for you to hit this one for a bit, you deserve the moniker Count Dankula!

[@JeffBilkins]

Did the sentence and parole and disappeared in obscurity.. 100% this guy is now a secret agent.

[@H.U.R.]

absolutely, no way the deep state would waste such an extraordinary individual

[@p_campbell]

My best friend as a kid grabbed the alcoholics pamphlets from the hospital his mom worked at. Then left them around the house over a couple week period. It didn't go over well.

[@evanacey1414]

I was in Denny Youth Center (juvenile hall) with this kid A LOT growing up just prior to his infamous crime spree where he got the nickname “barefoot bandit”. Got a couple funny facts/stories about Colt I’ll share here: One time we were in there together we had neighboring cells, but the way that the units are all shaped and laid out is sort of triangular, with the entrance to the unit and the guard’s desk at the base of the triangle with cells along the sides facing inward. Well I was in cell 7 and Colton was in 6, which were at the very back of the unit facing one another at the top of the triangle. So one night after we were all locked down after dinner, Colton ripped a massive fart through the crack of his door right as the guard was passing his cell for night checks.. Needless to say the guard didn’t find it very funny, but Colton was already a level 2 so he wasn’t in danger of losing any privileges by doing it or anything. Then, after the guard left I busted ass right back even bigger than Colt… Well, Colton took that as an apparent challenge and unleashed an entire night of massive, booming, thundering, screeching, asshole annihilating farts I still to this day have never heard anyone even come close to matching… And he was doing this with his face up against his window smiling with his ass up against the crack of the door, so I know with 100% certainty that they were all real.. And he would rip them ON COMMAMD while everyone in the unit was dying laughing all goddamn night long. So there’s a fact about Colton Harris-Moore most of y’all don’t know: He can bust ass on command FOR REAL. If this comment gets 1k likes I’ll share the story about the time I slapped Colton in the face with my rubber sandal and nearly beat his ass..

[@Horus9339]

I can't take it! You have to tell, come now the people must know these stories. Have a great day Sir.

[@mr.joedirt8583]

Big Fart Bandit

[@Kramerica962]

Imagine being so desperate for some attention you write this out.

[@daveweiss5647]

Leaving this comment to add that I want to hear some more stories.

[@Whootzie]

I've been requesting this video for years. Thank you for finally telling this wild story.

[@Gguy061]

WHAT'S UNDER THE CAP, DANKULA? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!

[@Sam-lf3hn]

His balding scalp.

[@chrisbammer4946]

Taxes

[@audiosurfarchive]

_I AM_ *_BALD!_* _I LOOK LIKE RAY ALLEN (f'real)_

[@TheNotoriousMrDee]

His other beard.

[@TheBearInTheChair]

It's growing.

[@raycearcher5794]

This kid was a real life Bethesda protagonist

[@mr.joedirt8583]

His muscle was a 5 foot tall guy named Harley Davidson Ironwing. Lol.

[@badomen_]

Colton disappearing in front of police officers is remembering me of how Corvus Corax has the ability to make himself "unnoticeable" by everyone ahaha.

[@namelessformlesscosmichorr620]

About time! Been waiting 2 years for this guy!

[@Mick-1415]

He committed the ultimate crime getting caught

[@lunar2328]

I'm a life long Washingtonian, and all of us "common folk" loved this kid. My whole family was rooting for him.

[@Buddha23Fett]

Same. I lived there during his escapades and would listen to the radio to hear the latest news on him.

[@xravenx24fe]

Ngl I think people like you need to consider how you being entertained by a criminal doesn't make it good, especially for people actually affected. Life isn't a tv show for your entertainment a hole

[@lunar2328]

@@xravenx24fe oh, and life IS a tv show for my entertainment. You don't get to choose what I'm entertained by. Now go spout your bleeding heart, cry baby, holier than thou bs somewhere else.

[@dimadobrik4516]

​@@xravenx24fewaiting for you to tell people what exactly they can consider as good

[@matthewkottler5553]

@@xravenx24fe You actually sound like a baby. No offense. You don't care about the victims of his crimes you've never met any more than anyone else here. In real life nobody over the age of 12 cares if you're "good" (by which you mean well behaved. Not morally) as you call it. That's a thought process that's for children.

[@HellenBach]

'Kids at home' dank we know she took the kids

[@CharlesBra509]

Got off work to see a new Mad Lad. Good day 🎉

[@ungenbunyon5548]

Absolute mad lad suggestion Mr Bean, dude drove his mini down a hill from his roof

[@ohno8589]

Im watching this in the shower, thanks for posting Dankula

[@AnimaVox_]

I was waiting for this one! I'm among those who suggested it a few years ago. I like that this video went a little further in-depth, I learned some more details.

[@kinginthevoid2869]

I live on Orcas, they will talk your ear off about him.

[@Waylon_Gnash]

this is an awesome story. i'm ready for the count version.

[@mentalmemo375]

Hell yeah! More Dankula!

[@leelee_1989]

Finally we got bearfoot bandit he's my #1 Mad Lad for sure and he isn't evil he's just cheeky and balls of steel ❤

[@Nitrocity7151]

2 Dank videos in 1 week!? I feel spoiled

[@jmace2424]

Clearly Colton put most of his skill points into stealth haha

[@Huddle_House56]

Harley Davidson Ironwing. Holy fuck I hope I have a son.

[@deepfriedshekels]

Please do a mad lads on Terry A Davis dankula

[@nofxer]

This was indeed something completely different.

[@jeremygalloway1348]

About time we got a barefoot bandit mad lad ep. Jeez you should've done this 9ne 2 years ago

[@thENDweDIE]

He so didn't put a gun to his head..!! Plus, he totally instigated that last chase out of boredom...

[@Clownacy]

Whatever you say random internet person

[@1898nc2]

As someone who lives on a boat 99% still use the old 3 pole starter switches. Do with that what you will

[@ryshellso526]

I've forgotten my boat keys before and had to hot-wire my yacht... its super simple.

[@Alex-tu9bh]

Well how often do people steal boats and planes ?

[@LarsMario-i8l]

I’m a gay little wizard!

[@PALACIO254]

Harry Potter?

[@TonyMichaels166]

TMDWU

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

This is most definitely what is up toobs

[@audiosurfarchive]

Are you a gay Tactical Breach Wizard.. Harry..?

[@TonyTama]

Tell me. Do you twinkle or sparkle?

[@matt1975ification]

Theres an animated documentary, storyteller style. Very good. Lots of interviews with folks who had first-hand experience with Colton. Great watch

[@thecrimsonmeteor]

I like the stupid transitions

[@meatbyproducts]

Hearing a weird Scotsman try to pronounce the locations around me is so odd. I remember when all this went down, even know someone that had his plane stolen.

[@BabyHomeslicer]

I was friends with him in middle school, he was actually a funny dude in his own way

[@uncleben4536]

“A pile of stuff that Colton had magpied away” 😂

[@rkifismo8215]

At last. As soon as Mad Lads started, this guy came to mind. Buz-zing

[@andrescubillo7824]

“He’s taking Roy off the grid”

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

I swear I watched a video about this dude before. He is 100% a Mad Lad.

[@gregorywellssr7857]

Yea! Yea!!! I been begging for this for two years. A long one too,thanks Dank!

[@KellAnderson]

Someone call up Langley and get this kid a job.

[@FailingArtist]

I’m from WA. What’s in Langley? Never been.

[@cristianbazurto7028]

@@FailingArtistCIA headquarters in Virginia

[@jeremygalloway1348]

HOLY SHIT DANK! IREQURSTED THISVIDEO IN LIKE 5 OTHER OF YOUR VIDS...AND YOU FINALLY LISTENED!

[@echosr2139]

Absolute Mad Lads Andrew Jackson when?

[@jaredwilliams2357]

We aren’t ready for that level of based

[@echosr2139]

@jaredwilliams2357 sometimes you just have to take the plunge whether your ready or not.

[@aripea1980]

Sad am I, that I didn't have the nous to just write " Harley Davidson Ironwing" on my boys birthday certificate while the missus was enjoying the post caesarian morphiene. Just checked with the kid, he likes it better than what we came up with. Going by what I was doing at the time, he'd have been called something like "FirstBus Cheers Drive", though.

[@jamesstaggs4160]

Have to double comment to say stop giving children all those drugs. At very best someone can convince themselves that the drugs are making them better but at worst they can actually have the opposite effect than what's intended. Usually they just serve to blunt a young developing mind.

[@thomasciuffreda8783]

Would never know about all these Mad Lads without your channel, Dank, thanks!

[@mgpBLARG]

How long did grannies and grandpas get for walking around the capital? And this guy got a few years for stealing boats, planes, guns, money, etc?

[@dimadobrik4516]

Grannies walking around the capital? Wtf you talking about?

[@matthewkottler5553]

Makes sense sort of if you read about liberal ideology. In fact, today he wouldn't serve any time for this unless prosecutors could prove that it was racist. Ibrahim X Kendi explains this on page one.

[@mgpBLARG]

@matthewkottler5553 If I did ONE of the many crimes he committed, I would resign myself and expect to spend the rest if my life in prison. 6.5 years???? Wtf is going on? How can he get that light of a sentence?

[@matthewkottler5553]

@@mgpBLARG No in Seattle today they really don't arrest rapists or people who violently attack other people unless the crime offends leftist racial theory. Seattle is a third world garbage dump. You might get arrested like you're talking about somewhere that's not Seattle.

[@op665]

You gotta love how stupid our system is. They denied Colton a chance to get a pilots license which would earn him more money and afford him the ability to pay back the damages he caused… if I were a pilot I’d pay for him to go to school and then pay me back after. A pilot makes 100k a year easily

[@lainiwakura1776]

Well they did say the issue was he still had restitution to pay back. I think if he had paid that first and then did the Go Fund Me, he would have been fine.

[@justinriley158]

Socks and sandals? Maybe he deserved to get caught, after all.

[@ciklop4206]

U deserve to smell smelly socks thinking that way, buddy

[@catherinebrneyes]

I've heard this story a few times, this is definitely the most entertaining take on it.

[@richgray6038]

"even just a little exercise of duty of care"... Nah man, that's not how we get down in the States

[@TravisLaFave]

The 16 bit screen wipes when a new “chapter” begins 😂

[@Ghost-ql3hl]

Imagine if this guy was taken care of and was able to become a proper pilot

[@codycasey3126]

Finally, I’ve been waiting on this one for a couple years now.

[@zachw3105]

"Cultural overreach" AKA being influential and cool so much that everyone copies you.

[@adamniehaus5835]

Man I live 45 minutes away from Bloomington Indiana and had no idea this happened

[@macbrown99]

A Cessna 172/182 with airbags? Is that even a thing? Never seen such a thing in my years working on them. Never heard of airbags in aircraft at all, really.

[@ciklop4206]

Ikr a plane can be driven on land and can crash the same way a car can when doing so

[@Mr_Bones.]

Cessna 172SP’s since 2008 come with airbags in the seatbelts instead of the wheel/yoke.

[@NateSmith87]

Man was on a mission straight out of a comic book, lmao. I dig it.

[@ii8283]

God yes I remember when idubbbz was good. Sniped the name 'iDubbbzTV' on minecraft, used to be proud of it, now feels shameful.