someone: "what do you want to eat?" Orville: "the souls of the innocent!" Aurelio: "a bagel." Orville: "NO!" Aurelio: "two bagels."
@ghoulsblood4 жыл бұрын
wait this is literally so true lmao
@pastelpolarbearss2 жыл бұрын
Omg I need to animate this now
@ivyblack22094 жыл бұрын
"I said, Seagulls! STOP THAT NOW!" *lifts rocks with my special gift*
@HungryFatchick4 жыл бұрын
Black cocoa brownies so they're super dark and spooky. Then frost and decorate them as frighteningly as you like. I always love brownies made in muffin tins, the best. Because they're crispy on the outside, gooey on the inside..and if you want, you can stuff something in the middle before baking for a surprise, like those new Hershey's Halloween Vampire Kisses or Strawberry/Raspberry Jam for a bloody center. I've never done this myself, but I feel inspired. (Edited to add that this video really made me smile today. I've been down with the quarantine blues and your wonderfully campy sense of humor and macabre, innovative ideas always perk me up. Thank you so much for all you do.)
@alexisy88844 жыл бұрын
I think I. am going to make the black cocoa brownie
@suburbohemian4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, my baking addict daughter will deffo want to make them! Thx for sharing!
@suburbohemian4 жыл бұрын
and the Globlin will be a must for aforementioned dd who turned her Deady keychain into a choker.
@FoodNerds4 жыл бұрын
That sounds delicious.
@Jackie-McCann4 жыл бұрын
For the tombstone cakelets mold, I recommend either Devil’s Food Cake or pumpkin spice cake. They’re just the right cake mixes for this spooky time of year!
@i.cant.sleep.anymore4 жыл бұрын
Kmart?! Back from the dead. Now that is spooky!
@RD-vo5vq4 жыл бұрын
There’s only about 30 left and he happens to live near one of them.
@ivoivo14354 жыл бұрын
this comment 🤣🤣🤣
@RD-vo5vq4 жыл бұрын
When I was was a kid Kmart was Awesome! It’s sad how greedy business people let it all go down hill that excludes Sears too. 😞
@RD-vo5vq4 жыл бұрын
Mr.Armenian I was a kid in the 80’s so they didn’t have a Little Caesars there yet but we would always go to the cafe they had in the back of the store and I always got a Blueberry Icee at the snack bar.
@saracompassi83854 жыл бұрын
Our closed in January of this year in st. Petersburg fl . We don't have anymore at all .😭😭😭😭
@mlev11114 жыл бұрын
JadeTheLibra made tombstone pizza pockets out of a tray that looks similar to your cakelet pan! Maybe try her DIY (:
@electricblue29204 жыл бұрын
Voltaire and Jade might have to do a collaboration at some point. They're both "essential media" when it comes to the Halloween season💀👻🕸🎃🔮
@christawright35004 жыл бұрын
Yes she did! While holding her puppy in a sling. Too cute. I wish we Kmart in Orlando. ;/
@AGothNamedWednessday4 жыл бұрын
Ok, so I saw this comment before watching the video, and was like... "How did you make pizza pockets out of Tombstone frozen pizza 🤔... With a bundt pan of all things" I got to the pan and it was much clearer 😂 Apparently I didn't finish reading your comment cause I thought you said you made them 🤦🏻♀️😂
@chokottot4 жыл бұрын
Already started - permanently - decorating my bathroom with Nightmare before Christmas, bats, and candles. My room smells like pumpkin spice, broom and candles, and witchcraft
@marcusblacknell-andrews17834 жыл бұрын
My bedroom is decked out in Halloween decor. From my gothic bookshelf to my collection of gothic literature.
@НикитаДенисов-у9ы4 жыл бұрын
1. White chocolate skulls with cherry caramel inside. 2. I'm really excited for more!!!
@saratravieso46144 жыл бұрын
That sounds sooooo good 💜even though I've never heard about cherry caramel uwu💜
@lokaitnt4 жыл бұрын
You are the Best Halloween Dad!!!!!
@bridgetcharlton80964 жыл бұрын
This man is the patron god of your spooky childhood....I just realized 2 days ago that he wrote "Brains!"...he is part of the reason why we're all spoopy bishes lol
@iguanian4 жыл бұрын
For the cakelet pans - I suggest making mini lasagnas. Layer of boiled noodle, meat, sauce, noodle. Then baked and it's a delicious dripping red treat.
The best part of that large BBW haunted house is the nightlight that projects a witch onto your wall!
@melphina984 жыл бұрын
I think a graveyard cake would be great for the coffin cake pan and it's really easy to make or red velvet cookies. You can find the receipts on allrecipes and the instructions are easy and the recipes haven't failed me yet
@fallennight894 жыл бұрын
The oven mitts! An actual set?!🤯 I don't when it became normal to sell them individually and the designs never match up if you buy two of them. So excited to pairs are becoming a thing again. I love the vampire blood scent! Always stock up when I see it 🖤
@batkisses4 жыл бұрын
yeah, I was shocked to see a left and a right oven mitt... usually they are all right-handed designs
@piratetycollectorguy56084 жыл бұрын
Love this show. Please never stop. I have my wife and all my kids run to the dying room when the theme song comes on.
@TheLairofVoltaire4 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@AbsyntheAndTears4 жыл бұрын
I have my entire October filled with Halloween activities for my kids and I. Nothing can ever stop Halloween! Not even lousy 2020.
@Luna111114 жыл бұрын
This man is a vampire he doesn't age! I was watching him from 8 years ago there's no difference
@sogothshesblack4 жыл бұрын
Me and my mom always make cute little Halloween cupcakes with little bats and mini pumpkin shaped cakes 🖤 Its super easy for a first time baker, I think
@pipertheos26604 жыл бұрын
Hey Goth Dad! I'm so glad you're excited, you deserve to enjoy yourself. Just a reminder, you're awesome and I ♥ u with every inch of my black heart. Cheers, my fellow undead king! Also for suggestions for baking- I would say red velvet (for blooood, of course) and spiced pumpkin (as how can you not!)
@SunnysFilms4 жыл бұрын
Actually, if I lived out in NYC, I'd scoop up that Easter stuff. Imagine all the Halloween DIY projects you could make with that stuff and a little paint. Easter egg eyeballs with spooky treats inside? Halloween baskets for holding trick-or-treat candy? There are a lot of possibilities there.
@mollyjane46284 жыл бұрын
Your couch looks like it has eyes... now I’m inspired to add eyes to my furniture, thank you!
@kimberlydianne19814 жыл бұрын
You are so entertaining, and being handsome is just a extra bonus, just subscribed thanks for all the awesome videos🦇🕸🕷🖤
@TheLairofVoltaire4 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@elizabethsoliz54384 жыл бұрын
for the tombstones. black chocolate cake stuffed with a raspberry or strawberry filling its like lava cake.
@shortpotato264 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine bumping into Voltaire's spooky self at Home Goods? Wild...🎃
@terismith24614 жыл бұрын
That comment made my day!!!! I could just imagine the look on his face when an ordinary grandmama looses her shit and goes all fangirl!!! Love to you my dear 🖤
@lovernumber74 жыл бұрын
The globlin is THE CUTEST thing I've ever seen!!
@artmakerforever35104 жыл бұрын
With all the bad jou jou out there, seeing a great looking guy so happy about oven mitts, there is hope! Pure joy.
@damotoneko15004 жыл бұрын
Voltaire is so spooky and gothic he eats Courage, drinks Betelgeuse and belches out Scooby doo.
@krazykat85804 жыл бұрын
Jade the Libra did an amazing video with those tombstone molds.
@3katfox4 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH!! This Halloween is gonna be bitchin' if it kills me!
@weirdguy74514 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean but just to make sure you’re staying inside and not dying from ✨Miss Rona✨, right?
@pollypocket22824 жыл бұрын
Voltaire, I was laid off work last week and your videos continue to keep a smile on my face and pull me out of my sadness. Thank you for your hard work, sunny demeanor, dad jokes and beautiful gothic decor!!! I saw the globulin on Patreon and can’t wait until they come out... they’re perfect!
@Petalene4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when you said that you found the Halloween stuff with just a jump to the left and a step to the right. Rocky Horror forever! I love this video. You’re enthusiasm is infectious and now I want to find a Home Goods store and check it out.
@letsgo64344 жыл бұрын
4:33 skeletal hands made me chuckled.
@EmmenJude4 жыл бұрын
I panicked and clicked immediately lol I'm so excited to see beautiful Voltaire and his Halloween Goodies!!! :)
@msoto9334 жыл бұрын
I mean, the possibilities are endless with baking. I’ve been enjoying the changing of seasons with spiced zucchini chocolate chip loaves. The best combination of late summer squash and fall spices. Very tender and delicious for dessert or breakfast.
@Zombiekiller7074 жыл бұрын
" don't tell me to stop it now. I'm not a seagull." I see what you did there lol!
@pagehuddleston67784 жыл бұрын
Dude you are so lucky you still have a Kmart because here in Indiana We do not have them no more
@c.w.52214 жыл бұрын
The Joy of Cooking has a double chocolate cake recipe that works wonders and comes out totally black.
@noirunderseason4 жыл бұрын
For the cake molds, maybe some sort of spooky lava cake? With the lava being dyed red to look like blood inside
@msangthrope53964 жыл бұрын
Wow I'm surprised Target or some other big box retailer hadn't reached out to do a collab. I would totally buy some stuff for my lair.
@efenedick13054 жыл бұрын
You could teach us how to make spooky cocktails and use the cakelet molds to make spooky ice cubes for them!!
@fuzzyecheveriaharmsii4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I just discovered your Chanel. Wonderful. Everybody needs more black in their life.
@dakotaredd17424 жыл бұрын
That cake mold could be used for little spooky dinner rolls. So cute! Cookie/cake pops are also another winner
@Kattastrophic94 жыл бұрын
My one year wedding anniversary is Halloween so my husband and I will be having a fun and spooky Samhain/Halloween 😊
@ravyntepes25444 жыл бұрын
Ok, my vote is for you to take the tombstone cakelet pans and make either a red velvet cake or lava cake!
@pamelatorres1564 жыл бұрын
Nigella is Queen when it comes to baking. Her Devil's Food cake and triple-chocolate brownies are to DIE for! She also has a recipe for Guinness Gingerbread cake, which is technically a Christmas recipe but has all the scents of autumn. Also look up recipes by the Homicidal Homemaker.
@SaraMonsterOfficial4 жыл бұрын
That adorable GLOBLIN!!!! 😲😍 I have a mighty need for him! 🖤🖤🖤
@forestrot6664 жыл бұрын
My favorite as a kid (and simple) halloween treat is dirt mousse with gummy worms on top,and you can really get creative with them. Crumbled up oreos or black sugar cookies,creame,vanilla jello and whatever you want. Sometimes we added chocolate chips to make the layers of soil look like they had rocks in it. Would look great with all the tiny tombstones you collect lol. You could put some aside just for that.
@jesseobrien84714 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see you and Orville!😊
@RyokoZero4 жыл бұрын
I really love that globlin! Also, idk what scents you're making for the sanitizer but I like scents that smell like dirt, and moss. Very earthy. I really hope something like that will be in your collection! Can't wait to see it!
@graycasterline3064 жыл бұрын
The casual “seagulls, stop it now” reference caught me off guard.
@elishaforrester11504 жыл бұрын
Yayyyyy this is gonna premiere on me b'day... Or as I like to call em... Level up Day 😉😏😎
@queenjenna26964 жыл бұрын
Wishing u a early Happy and glorious birthday
@whatsthatticking4 жыл бұрын
The Seagulls (Stop it Now) reference made my day! Also the whole video, lol.
@FirstRainbow964 жыл бұрын
Voltaire seems more animated and bubbly than ever
@VivaLaVaca20104 жыл бұрын
He is so sweet. I just want to give him a hug ♡
@SirChubbyBunny4 жыл бұрын
I don't remember where I heard about the idea, but it's using the pans to make spooky pizza pockets. I'm not sure how well they would hold up or burning your tongue on them would be scarier.
@purpleshoespurp34624 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving Halloween!!! You are the King !!
@cathypatman12244 жыл бұрын
Love The Tarantula Candle Holders! Gorgeous Design On Them! 🖤🖤🕷🕷🕷🖤🖤
@SaschaV4 жыл бұрын
Red velvet cake is my absolute favourite. It could look great with a vampiric theme.
@ultimatepitviper4 жыл бұрын
Spooky sugar cookies are always fun. Halloween smokiness in cupcakes is also great
@barbararemsen47684 жыл бұрын
Whew! That was quite a shopping trip! Bath and Body Works is tops on my list. Raspberry scented Vampires Blood? Who knew?
@terrafallow3 жыл бұрын
Seagulls! (Stop it Now)? Thanks, that's going to be stuck in my head for days 😂
@Tardisntimbits4 жыл бұрын
Even though I'm Canadian and have to live vicariously through you for all this stuff, I'm still super excited to see what you find!!!
@markgannett41044 жыл бұрын
trick or streaking...that would eliminate the stress of "what am I going to dress up as this year?" XD
@RachaelMortician4 жыл бұрын
Lololol, that subtle hint to the Seagull Yoda song 🤣 I died!
@purplejanew4 жыл бұрын
You know, I think every video you do these days is better than the last!! Thanks so much xxxx
@aerospydie4 жыл бұрын
I'm super excited by your Globlin! I've been trying to get my hands on the BABW bat, but they're always sold out! I even have a friend who works at one and even she can't get her hands on one. I'd love to have a spooky alternative and your Globlin is soooo cute
@monicafredericks43774 жыл бұрын
I just love the content you put out, thank you for bringing some sort of normalcy to the life of your viewers you are very much appreciated. 😈💀🖤🎃
@sheepingmischief4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been viciously hunting for some of the stuff from Michaels’ blush collection cuz their site keeps saying it’s out of stock nor is there any stocked in Houston apparently, but I finally jumped on a chance restock last night and I have minimal regrets
@omni5744 жыл бұрын
It's pretty empty in Dallas too. I've been to almost every store in the area.
@IllyanaVlogging4 жыл бұрын
Thats so weird my michaels has all of it on display
@tempestates134 жыл бұрын
Ive been attacking Dollar Tree and Wal-Mart. If luck is on your side, you might find some decent stuff at dollar tree.
@lindaosorio95354 жыл бұрын
I live in Houston too and that line was gone too!!! I'm like did I come too late? They have everything else of Halloween except the blush which I was really excited about..... what do y'all think happened??
@princezzpuffypants62874 жыл бұрын
I'm in central California and my Michaels has next to nothing... it's sad
@louisetate52964 жыл бұрын
Damn missed the live stream as I was having a spooky walk through the woods in the dark but am now ready for a Halloween! It is funny lately keep seeing a bat flying about the house, think it might be Dracula!!?!! 🦇💕
@RedRosesDead074 жыл бұрын
That tombstone mold for small cakes is TOO amazing! You definitely need to make some cakes! Kmart is RIP in Arizona, I miss shopping there. Seeing those beautiful candles (the Pickled Eyeball and Philters, Brew and Elixirs) in your video makes me sad as I won't be able to get any of those! I went the Palmistry/fortune route last year and this year... Michael's has a few gorgeous hands this year so I grabbed them all and Spirit Halloween had a gorgeous Rascette hand as well! I also picked up the black Phrenology skull at Michael's, too... so pretty! I love vintage looking items that don't cross over into cutesy territory - old signage, old-fashioned decor, and anything that will fit into a oddities cabinet - that's my aesthetic! Some of the retro Halloween stuff can be right on that line but I am in love with all the different collections out this year. JoAnn's has a spooky art deco thing going on... not really my taste but it's pretty. I did see a retro mask collection at Spirit Halloween, brings back memories from my childhood - so cool!
@klemmteastwood4 жыл бұрын
You could definitely make some miniature layer cakes with that tombstone pan. fill the molds up pretty high then just cut each in half and fill with your choice of delicious fillings. i’m personally drawn to a raspberry or strawberry filling for these. you could even go as far as to frost them the way they do snack cakes!
@ga95224 жыл бұрын
You look the happiest I've ever seen you; that glow! 8)
@Lil58original4 жыл бұрын
That hand sanitizers holder omg am in love 🖤🖤
@Arshva4 жыл бұрын
I love that you're coming out with your own products. They are always so creepy cute!
@whoareyou14644 жыл бұрын
KZbin just randomly recommended this video to me. I love this he is a delight! 🎃
@TheLairofVoltaire4 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!!!
@valearguellova4 жыл бұрын
Es increíble la cantidad de cosas originales y preciosas que hay . Es imposible comprar todo. Que lindo!
@stellamortem94344 жыл бұрын
Your little globlin is absolutely adorable 🥰🥰
@IndieAnnieJones14 жыл бұрын
ohhh yes baking something fun for Halloween!! Skull shaped cookies or cupcakes decorated like dia de los muertos!!! But make the cake mix red velvet so it will look bloody good when you bite them!
@HIH10134 жыл бұрын
The sanitizer holder is gorgeous i love it lml
@lisaevans99374 жыл бұрын
You could take Easter decorations and transform them into Halloween decorations. It might be a ghoulishly fun project. :)
@differntname28074 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to see your designing your own item. Hopefully it expands into a home decor line :)
@justme-qd6qb4 жыл бұрын
The handsanitizer holder is super cute!
@tyrrotundra4 жыл бұрын
Sugar cookies, cookies with icing, Pumpkin bread or cake with orang and black cream cheese frosting, Gingerbread haunted house kits are also fun!
@QueenBiscuit4 жыл бұрын
Sugar cookies, mini cupcakes~ I think Sugar cookies in the shapes of hands would be super cute~
@CeriseWolf4 жыл бұрын
Crème brûlée is pretty easy to make, and I think that doing a blood red vampiric take on it would be super cool!!
@jovsitalo4 жыл бұрын
Hot sauce in the cat's hemorrhoid cream got me laughing out loud😂
@raevynphiar95814 жыл бұрын
I adore how excited he visibly gets in the intro! Heck yeah goth dad!
@erinsadowski53574 жыл бұрын
Cupcake cookies in Gothic liners with home-made icing! Mini pumpkin loaves in those cute gravestone shapes! Both are yummy and adorable. Just like you! :)
@venessasifuentes27474 жыл бұрын
Shortbread is hella versatile and there are whipped versions as well and the do so well with any kind of molds or presses.
@saratravieso46144 жыл бұрын
He just makes me smile :) and I'm thankful for that
@MidnyteTragedy4 жыл бұрын
I hit up Bath and Body Works a few weeks ago and snagged a glitter bat, a couple peach belini hand sanitizers and some Vampire Blood hand soap. Walmart actually has some awesome Halloween oven mitts and pot holders this year.
@firemonkey00114 жыл бұрын
You can make pizza pockets or mini molten lava cakes with the tombstone molds! Thanks for such a happy, uplifting episode...much needed while I'm stuck inside due to the fires here in CA💜
@alexcaplan92714 жыл бұрын
Mini cake in the shape of tombstone and pumpkin.
@FullyFazed4 жыл бұрын
i got some of the vampire blood hand sanitizer last year and apparently, it's plum!! smells so good.
@lendavoice604 жыл бұрын
Love love love the spider candle holders !
@scarletletter49004 жыл бұрын
Ideas for baking molded treats? Let's see... Tombstone blondies and and brownies. Spoooky peanutbutter cookies using the cookie stamps Pumpkin tarts and scones Apple-cinnamon coffee crypts I can keep going if you like
@bobbijo2884 жыл бұрын
I wish it was Halloween all year round. I wanna live next to a cemetery lol I love your decorations! Your awesome!
@bast7134 жыл бұрын
My first thought for the cake pans was definitely Devil's Food 😂 A friend of mine made stuffed cupcakes all the time - I wonder how easy it would be to use a cupcake corer to take out a bit of the center of the cakes (from the bottom or back) and add a filling. They do also make edible glitter to decorate cakes. I've never used it but it would probably stick to icing or cake decorating gel pretty well. Sugar cookies are awesome. Adding extra cinnamon & sugar to make Snicker doodles are better. Pumpkin roll out cookies would also be really cool for the stamps. Happy baking!
@roddmatsui35544 жыл бұрын
I am a Halloween freak as many are. This is good entertainment. You have the balance that many other people don’t have in the same way. Your presentation is actually really smooth, one of the best out there. You could do voiceover for Disney. They have very high standards on CHARACTER in their vocal delivery for VO. If you’re in that ballpark, you can consider a wider audience and do other types of shows like Christmas, or whatever you like! Good writing as well. :)