Counter Strike 2: Family Friendly Fact Edition

[@thesprazzzler]

"Hello childen" - enough to strike fear into your heart

[@rgcbeamng]

🤣

[@HentaiSpirit]

Captain D sounding ass

[@Franshela]

"Hi Chef"

[@truestbluu]

enough to COUNTER strike fear into your heart.

[@TheSmartyface]

And nothing to counter it

[@michaelashton8754]

As a 2year old child, I appreciate this video catering to my needs - not enough creators take me into consideration

[@techa17]

Proud to say I saw the original, but enemies sleeping with each other is much more family friendly. thank you 3kliks for thinking of the children

[@AshleyCarruthersOrAJ]

i saw the profile picture and thought "I don't remember commenting on this video" before i read the username XD

[@techa17]

@@AshleyCarruthersOrAJ LOL a fellow ghost

[@Buggolious]

@@techa17 before i saw your names, I thought it was just one guy going all schizo on comments

[@DIFFIEH]

@@Buggolious how do you know it’s not?

[@SparrowFPS]

@@DIFFIEH Fair point

[@blueclipsa]

3:20 “Absolutely convinced that CS2 has a real-time fluid simulation going on anytime someone whips out a *******”

[@vrannihilator4379]

As a 2 year old, I was horrified by the original video. I was so afraid of dead bodies being piled up, and the terrorists sleeping inside each other is far less mortifying. Thank your for revising your video, Philip!

[@mort_brain]

Dead imaginary computer bodies is the worst for modern children who have the hole internet we, children, can watch anything!

[@Rugg-qk4pl]

Tbf, I think the arm holes are actually quite yucky.

[@buscadiamantes1232]

@@Rugg-qk4pl that one surprised me lmao, I'm sure it could be one of the reasons it got age restricted

[@EmmetsPage]

SLEEPING THEYRE SLEEPING

[@Askemanden]

“Sleeping inside each other” 💀💀💀

[@dec1085]

I love how the bleeping made it sound worse. Also the players "sleeping inside each other" is very family friendly

[@jonipotato9763]

Oh boy! I can't wait to hear 5 fun family friendly things about my favourite Terrorist killing game!

[@sdht6107]

yes

[@Vrisket]

I think you mean terrorist sleeping game

[@lz53534]

yes

[@problem4]

*counter terrorist

[@RhawketS]

yes

[@WhitefoxSpace]

This and the former video is the exact 1,000,000,000% reason I am subscribed to Philip after all these years. Never gets old.

[@JJ-mq2lv]

Not sure whether "sleeping inside each other" is family friendly

[@TheDiner50]

Even better that Philip wants to try and get as many sleepovers as possible! It sounded bad enough before that but to imply wanting to test the limits.

[@shakeithigh]

It's what makes families

[@TheMrKeksLp]

When mommy and daddy love each other very much...

[@thesnackbandit]

It is in Alabama.

[@stare4539]

frr

[@monkelaka4246]

The sleeping fact reminds me of Counter-Strike for Kids from Xanatos back in 2008. I miss Machinima.

[@harper5128]

love that the revised words being audibly disconnected from the original audio sounds like phil is just blurting them out like theyre intrusive thoughts

[@thelvadam2884]

Just a normal day

[@franklinhw1]

TourretesPhilip

[@sgm3488]

“Provided the content is a fizzy *lemonade* instead of a greasy-looking *teenager* “

[@hi_its_jerry]

PAINTsplatter

[@stare4539]

frr

[@zulubunsen9067]

This version gives me flashbacks of the "Counter-Strike for Kids" machinima and I love it. Can't wait for the ultra-mature hardcore version to compensate, rated "M for Manly".

[@badgergaucho99]

George Lopez!!!!1111111!!!!!11!!!

[@KarmaChameleon]

Use an ax To cut down a tree

[@sstteev]

Crackbone should have won the zombie killer competition.

[@TheKrzysiek]

This feels like the German editions of early Counter-Strike's

[@AdrenResi]

ah yes the one where the characters surrender after being shot too much

[@0Blueaura]

@@AdrenResi have you seen german version of tf2? lmao

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

Original Brothers Grimm Vs modern Disney Interpretation

[@irgendwer3610]

violence in Germany is a foreign concept. It is said that Jesus himself was German

[@BodomsScythe]

@@0Blueaura At least the TF2 changes had some charm. CS:S was just ridiculous...

[@zdspider6778]

The amount of passive-aggressiveness in this video, is delicious... The paint spatter section especially. Well done.

[@BlakeGillman]

The guy holding 2 paint rollers instead of guns at 6:01. It's on the screen for like half a second but you still had to do it. Absolutely amazing.

[@rosuav]

Beretta Paint Rollers, lesser-known competitor to Dulux

[@Clean_Slate]

Also, the global elite over his real rank at the same moment xDD

[@advancedmicrodevices3868]

As a child, I showed this to my mom and she seen nothing badly of this video. Thank you for having this be playable in my living room

[@copyjockeynk]

I'm digging this sanitized version, hahaha!

[@copyjockeynk]

I'm sorry you had to make this.

[@Brown95P]

@3:55 " Provided the content is a fizzy *lemonade* instead of a greasy-looking *_teenager._* " This is now the better version and I'm not even remotely joking.

[@AdmiralEchelon]

Thanks KZbin for making this possible, haven't even watched a minute of it and can't stop laughing already

[@jharju2352]

The ragdoll "napping" part took me straight back to the good old "CS for Kids" spoof.

[@bejita7831]

There is no other youtuber that blends their humour into their content so seamlessly - no "do you get it?" cutaways etc., I love it

[@tehFozzeY]

British dry humour is the best humour.

[@StitchPen]

@@tehFozzeY No, I need my five-second pause after the joke and a compressed video of two men busting their guts in laughter! How else will I confirm that the joke was clever and witty?

[@DuneJumper]

21st century laughtrack

[@theonlybrian]

0:10 "5 cool things about CS:GO" damn ten seconds in and already needs another video to correct that mistake

[@iamthestoat]

5:02 is the most hilarious thing ive ever seen "because you can paint the same spot several times and the paint splatter gets bigger [...] normal-mapped to give the impression that it’s nice. Well done to Valve for finding a solution more youtube restricted"

[@Blaizen88]

I couldn't help but watch this entire video despite watching the original last night. So good. Reminds me of the old Counter-Strike for Kids video.

[@BargainHunter1]

Thank you philip! As a 9 year old I was mortified by the original video, but this is much better.

[@raiden98-t2n]

I was 6 months old when I saw your non family friendly fact edition. I was so scared and I poopy my pant. Thank you for family friendly

[@raulins100]

The PAINT feature is pretty cool, the way the PAINT goes on the environment and fades away after a bit

[@awkwardcultism]

I still wish the TELETUBBIES would get torn LEGO from LEGO if they were stupid enough to stand right next to the BATH bomb at the end of the round.

[@Franc1sc0]

As a twenty something year old child I am glad there is a family friendly alternative. Thank you Mr kliks!

[@Fynnzzz]

Thank you for not traumatizing the youth with this family-friendly content 😂

[@titustaddhaustaddltentakel9987]

"Provided the content is a fizzy 'LEMONADE' instead of a greasy looking 'TEENAGER'." had me cracking up like hell! xD

[@DeepWeeb]

I always love how when Philip is forced to redo a video you can feel his annoyance by how much sarcastic the rewritten bits are (which are hilarious)

[@tiarkrezar]

Lol, it makes even the unedited parts sound sarcastic.

[@Padwann]

This exudes the old "Counter-Strike for Kids" energy

[@jsXanatos]

i agree

[@Endermanch]

Thank you so much for caring about children! Im a 19 year old child and I enjoyed it a lot.

[@ExtraPrivatable]

Didn’t think I’d see you here

[@afurryferret]

Thank you for this revised content! Now I can learn about the awesome features of CS2 with my whole family! It is certainly staking up to be a solid party game, is it not? I love the realistic painting features!

[@leyku8033]

It's nice to watch the same thing 5 minutes later but now FAMILY FRIENDLY

[@andreinaf]

I never thought about where the "dust" name comes from, only now I realized it was because the map is dusty 💀

[@WeegeepieYT]

this is so funny LOL

[@WeegeepieYT]

but damn youtube sucks

[@Bruhmoment42O]

What are you doing here? Aren’t you a kids channel?

[@Indrakusuma_a]

I can't believe he has to go as far as censoring 'cocktail' xD

[@mstheman10]

So happy that Counter Strike for Kids is getting a sequel, I really liked playing the original in 2008

[@jsXanatos]

He even knows the year

[@mstheman10]

@jsXanatos of course I know the year, I had so much fun cutting down trees, having water-gun fights, and celebrating birthdays. Wish more modern games were that fun and wholesome

[@makak_zeleny]

@@mstheman10 don't forget the drive-bys!

[@juliusjohansson636]

As a former child this video was very friendly

[@Armi1P]

Finally a child friendly overview of a game about senseless killing, thank you 3kp!

[@c.c.a.s5005]

It's worth watching again just to laugh at the censoring that only makes it worse. Thank you Philip, for your passion and effort.

[@CaptainJet99]

this wouldve been a great april 1st idea for a video, changing words to be similar but just distinguishable from the previous ones

[@erlendstaavi1151]

The panicked and tired sounding philip voidcing over half the "bodypaint" section would have been hilarious, if not for the fact that the original video was age restricted. now its just funny

[@solal_ww]

Yes, please Philip, keep making every video possible about CS2 because I'm super hyped. (And I like your videos no matter the subject.)

[@strawberin0]

Nothing like censoring actually entertaining and informative content while some truly vile shit out there doesn't even get a slap on the wrist, good job KZbin! ALSO, I absolutely adore how the censors in-video make it seem like you are saying something much more vile than what you actually said. Classic bleeps that our reptile brains can interpret in the worst ways possible.

[@roberine7241]

gotta enjoy the ads that are basically porn

[@jay-d8g3v]

This world is fucked and I'm very glad it's ending

[@sircalvin]

@@roberine7241 honestly, youtube should just let people advertise porn, but only on age restricted videos. its a win win, the creator gets adrev and youtube also gets adrev

[@linuxization4205]

@@sircalvin they already do

[@fitmotheyap]

​@@linuxization4205 yeah, but he said to those of appropriate age, not everyone

[@Rozzo_Valctovel_Rheinkeimer_VI]

Just watched this with my 64ms old kids and they love it, thanks for keeping up the wholsome and safe content!

[@Vash4r]

Wow, truly a step-up from the not so child friendly version, good job philip! I'll watch it again just so you can get food on the table!

[@theendofthestart8179]

Crazy that I watched the same video twice and wasn’t bored ever

[@lunarttrs]

Ah yes, nothing says it’s more child friendly than a game about two groups challenging each other with nerf blasters and a firecracker with an alarm on it.

[@Power0fM]

This is engagement to promote this amazing family friendly content. Can't wait to share it with my mum!

[@makaroninini]

I'm sitting in a taxi laughing like an absolute idiot at the "C**ktail" part

[@jaykstah]

I am 3 years old and this video is much more suitable for my demographic than the original. Thank you kind Philip, for preserving my innocence.

[@bonkposting]

I genuinely thought you had already completed the NEXT fun facts video, sad to hear you've had to reupload. Time to plug the KZbin machine with engagement!

[@EmpressSock]

it took me 3 minutes to realise i've seen this before... which speaks about the great job you've done in changing it up for youtube!

[@Chipmunkboy]

thank you phillip for making this, the original made me extremley angry, horrid and voilent just like what the news said. this version instanly reverted me to normal. thank you

[@FreemitiveD]

This was so funny to (re)watch. Of all the jokes the one thing that made me fall asleep was the painter at 6:02. LMAO I love your sense of humour, Philip. XD

[@khagarat]

omg i LOVE Phillip's humour style caught me laughing hard on this one, especially with PAINT

[@AnastasiaKusmin]

Sleepover sounds like fun! 😀

[@macien]

Thank you Philil, now can watch with my whole family 😍

[@ckosmic]

Watching the people stack video, the original 5 facts video, and then this video in that sequence makes the whole thing so much funnier after thinking the “they’re sleeping no harm done” thing was just a silly little joke

[@chrllee1896]

maaan, I was hoping this video would reveal 3kliksphilips remaining 5 fun facts that he left out

[@vile8366]

Proper hilarious midway through! Angry screaming all messed up by Family Friendly™ edits. 😄 *chefs kiss

[@wojtekpolska1013]

thank you for this update, if a 17 year old saw the previous video, they would probably get a panic attack and get scarred for the rest of their life from seeing such violent and/or sexual content.

[@crazy_joeee]

everyone talks about the wow liquid in the bottle but nobody seems to be bothered by the fact the cloth just disappears.

[@FlorianSaling]

The paint and voice cut part is hilarious if you know the original. 🤣 Please never stop being you!

[@willdbeast1523]

I have never played CS in my life nor do I intend to, but I am still happy to hear your describe the new pain splatters

[@xzraiderzx308]

This feels exactly like a modern version of the "Counter Strike for kids" video

[@jsXanatos]

This is nice to read thank you

[@Tenmo8life]

Love the passive agressivness of this video, keep up the good work

[@RWxAshley]

Thanks for finally making "Counter Strike for kids" into a reality! Waited 15 years for this.

[@proCaylak]

and now waiting for "Counter-Strike EXTREME GORE EDITION"

[@xolotltolox7626]

It's called "Valorant"

[@BlatantThrowAway]

A wheel gun? 8 years old and he's already talking about DRIVE BY'S

[@A-BYTE64]

fortnite is for kkdes

[@jsXanatos]

Sup

[@shawnwilburn5382]

Neat, it's interesting to see just how much technical trickery they are using to make the game look good.

[@MaximumADHD]

certified youtube moment

[@m3rcked903]

The bit that made it get restricted was actually the funniest thing I have laughed at this year, thank you

[@sudika01]

Philip, your creativity and style in this video alone shows that you're the best CS youtuber out there

[@deadsh0t843]

im actually glad you reuploaded this, currently living in korea and not a citizen or ARC holder, so i can't watch ANY age restricted content even though im nearly 30

[@burningsushi5012]

Having seen the original of this before it got age restricted i must say, this is an improvment. Nothing out of the ordinary here-

[@calebfudrums]

watched the original but im SO glad i watched it again sanitised 😂 thank you for your creative genius philip! cant wait for your mega sleepover video!

[@ILCMango]

Thank you philip for once again championing the family friendly side of our game.

[@explodingmine]

I hope 3kliks makes a massive comeback with CS2 release, can't get enough of Philip.

[@mentox6592]

I watched the old version before and enjoyed the subtle differences. Also, FEAR was ahead of its time in more ways than the bullet hole decals. I enjoyed the ragdoll physics a little bit too much.

[@Kuson2]

This honestly made me laugh pretty hard, thanks for everything you do Philip, we truly do love you and your amazing dry sense of humor! lol

[@oiram4940]

All jokes aside, its really sad to see how much KZbin changed that we can't even have normal counter-strike videos.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

this was grand thank you for the FF reupload I greatly enjoyed it

[@KozmoPoly]

I watched the original while my baby brother was in the room and he got absolutely traumatized. So I'm really glad KZbin had a stern talking to you and made you realize your videos should be more family friendly. This version has greatly improved the viewer's experience. Thank you Phill (I don't actually have a baby brother, no worries xoxo)

[@Tarmin_]

This is the pettiest youtube video I've seen in a while, and I love it. If this keeps up I would love youtube to demonitize old philip's videos, so that we get a child friendly remake of all of them

[@DaRealAnti]

never have i thought that he would make a comedy video capable of making me laugh

[@TaxiServiceMods]

"Provided the content is a fizzy LEMONADE, instead of a greasy looking TEENAGER" the way you said "paint spatters" at 5:25 bleeping "thing" at 5:56 like, these are parts of the reason why you (and your brothers) are my top 3 favourite youtubers. lots of love

[@Jacksaur_]

I just expected the Gore sections to be cut from the last video. This was far better. Shame that KZbin forces you to pull stuff like this, but hilarious workaround nonetheless.

[@n00bzCAM]

Having seen both versions of this video has been the greatest blessing I've received this month

[@ashishsb9075]

I am half expecting a zeus kill sound at the end (family friendly)

[@Toebump]

I enjoyed the edits and changes, thank you for the vid 3kliks

[@iwillhealyou...butlater3643]

Only you would actually change up the video in such a way instead of censoring words or adding annoying bleeps every 3 seconds. Keep up the good work!

[@VerboseToast]

Thank you for the CS2 content and I'm looking forward to much more of it- you're my favorite CS content creator

[@VDavid003]

"Sleep inside each other, which isn't comfortable to them" I mean... It may be comfortable to them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@000BlackSoul000AMVs]

I think the paintroller cat ( 5:49 ) should become a new YT censorship meme! xD

[@swanglabory8436]

Great video for the kids

[@hahaReaper]

Please continue to upload these in addition for this series. The yelled revised words are so good

[@dubl33_27]

I like this video much more, hopefully philip will manage to make his videos family friendly from today onwards

[@DanielEhlmann]

Whew I was almost TRAUMATIZED at the mere idea of a (digital) person being (digitally) murdered. I will forward my good feelings to the advertisers, by clicking every ad I see immediately!

[@nbchannelnb]

thx Philip, I can show it to my son 😂

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

This is what kids youtube is about. Good job 3kliksphilip. Right up there with cocomelon. Very family friendly.