Couples Come Dine With Meme

[@TobesOnYT]

woman: I don't know what's gonna be in it other than vegetables man: its 100% meat

[@klop4228]

It's my favourite joke in the video

[@matthias1691]

2:14 -So Steve, what do you do? -I work in Boiled egg. -AAaaaAAaaaaahhhh

[@metetural9140]

Whatever that means

[@Bismaad]

This man creates masterpieces and masterpieces only. Truly a work of art

[@andrewt836]

Amen

[@javindo]

I have immense respect for Just James having to sit through so many hours of this tripe to bring us such gold

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Did you just call Come Dine With Me tripe? You uncultured swine

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

@@Alex-cw3rz It's worse than bleeding out of your eyes

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@TheOriginalElkstone not sure it's worth that 😉

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

@@Alex-cw3rz Somehow typoed. Yeah no this show is disgusting lol

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

He even had to sit through an episode with two benders

[@Keston1302]

"Steve's laughably small nob is wrapped in blood and then baked" Lol 😂

[@residentsteve]

It really hurt too 😂.

[@Keston1302]

@@residentsteve Lol 😂

[@unexpecteditem7919]

Elsie tosses Ollie, while Ollie nuts. *Lucky fellow*

[@LUNE.44]

2:53

[@Owtyg23]

I wish I could get in a 2 hour relationship.

[@cameronclarkhull]

It's called a one night stand 😂

[@AleK0451]

@@cameronclarkhull didnt know some blokes took that long

[@urmumsballs69]

I sense two virgins in this comment section

[@strawberryswisher.]

@@cameronclarkhull my one night stands never last longer than 4 mins

[@Yukari_Yakumo]

⁠@@urmumsballs69I sense 5 virgins in this comment section.

[@josephlucatorto4772]

*Walks up to gay couple* So which of you is the static caravan and which is the naughty kitty?

[@MW-dz8zy]

Are they... you know, crispy?

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

"Sean and Steve have a thirty-one and a half hour snog upstairs" Like all the best dinner parties.

[@ml4757]

3:41 "Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ and then baked."

[@crimsontheotter]

I hope you wash your hands

[@lewis4188]

When Just James uploads it's a great feeling

[@tommyhartley8066]

The “daddy” bit got me 😂

[@terryboylewastherealh4647]

0:38

[@danny954]

‘I’m vegetarian, Ollie’s a bit odd’

[@schteeve4759]

The thing I admire most is that you often will use clips from the narrator's other work if their narration doesn't have enough funny lines. The Traffic Cops video used this technique brilliantly. Very clever.

[@RenaissanceEarCandy]

Thinking about it, if went through a few series of come dine with with me, you could get the narrator to say anything you like.

[@chillie1201]

"Its a gay couple" "I WILL GO TO BED"

[@MasonOldridge]

3:41 "Steve's laughably small nob"😂

[@HittMadd]

2 seconds in and it’s already art

[@terryboylewastherealh4647]

0:38

[@A_J_Gaming83]

Life goes on hold as soon as I get a Just James notification.

[@crimzonheretic4575]

“Steve’s laughably small knob is wrapped in BLOOD”

[@lewispeake6691]

The perfect sequel to the original Come Dine with Meme. Just James is an absolute legend

[@ElysianLilith]

"The money was the important part-" *long pause intensifies* "We- we need money..." (3:55)

[@josephstjohn3871]

Never stop uploading James 😂. You honestly brighten so many people's day

[@sicklyseul5012]

aged badly...

[@JeromeOTB]

@@sicklyseul5012 aged badly…😉😂

[@Synchronised01]

​@@JeromeOTBaged badly ;)

[@EnderJBrito]

2:50 "err, it's 100% meat."

[@shaydevlin5557]

The legend has uploaded

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Static caravan Steven would probably love to get to know retired bloody caravan Mo-Mo

[@fishtankben]

Its 10 seconds in and im crying 😂

[@dronespace]

😂

[@danconnors9572]

The Return of the King 😁

[@rw3899]

I'm just a retired bloody caravan

[@georgecarder6305]

i’m trying not to wake everyone i’m my house up because i’m dying of laughter

[@b8nnytez]

'Steve's sausage surprise' finished me! 😂 Not like that......😮

[@mitsimotsi]

When they say Come Dine With Me is spicy... I didnt know they meant like this

[@proudoliverofvatican]

>Starter is called 'vegetables' Ollie: "it's 100% meat"

[@anidleteen]

Core Just James you're really treating us this year! Two videos already And this is absolutely hilarious 😭

[@Jameshill2002]

Yeah you’ve gotta love your daily just James, weekly, monthly. Jesus!!! Love you though

[@happybunniesbinky5250]

The real question: Is colchester really in Britain? Is Just James a caravan? Hey Just James, some suggestions: GBBO, Rolling in it, beat the chasers, a vet related programme, taskmaster, any other uk game show

[@Rhubarb.and.Crustard]

Not sure how well Taskmaster would work - it's got quite an absurd sense of humour on it's own sometimes

[@dazwold]

Great British Bake Off would be great

[@SR-zp4je]

Dude I just found your videos and I am giggling like a hysterical hyena. Please do some more! SAS Who Dares Wins, First Dates, anything like that would be fantastic 👌🏼

[@Theottselmaster]

Always enjoy hearing when "Just James" will pop up!

[@mcrae6279]

oh my days the sentences are put together so smoothly, fantastic work mate

[@oceanlikethewaves]

Just James us such a lad

[@BiPolar417]

There are too many moments of this masterpiece to quote.

[@samfitzpatrick7891]

Superb as always. These get better and better

[@Rachael774]

“We’re both very different” “I’m vegetarian and Ollie is a bit odd” 😭😭😂😂

[@JohnSmith-ws1dp]

We miss you james

[@cd06tgc79]

"Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in blood and then baked." "Hope you wash your hands..." 🤣

[@aldrika3222]

Funny man just James back at it again

[@dangerliesbeforeyou]

truly the sequel we needed in this trying time :')

[@MrCalls]

0:56 yesss the return of caravans

[@DJL3G3ND]

2:20 I was mid yawn but I cut it off by laughing

[@Rosie-ij3on]

2:53 was perfection 🤣

[@doodiedump9169]

I needed this. Thanks

[@mx.blavery9505]

this made me laugh out loud the entire time and i really needed that; thank you so much;;

[@nebbynetwork2089]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages Amanda will be deep fried in the bin just before serving haha love it

[@Bruss390]

How does this man not have 100k, he only makes bangers

[@gaylesbeautycorner1996]

Love these videos, keep up the great content :)

[@snaxel6397]

ayy he’s back

[@jamesscott6626]

Honestly the best channel

[@ChadeGB]

Well thanks, now I have to clean my keyboard after spitting tea all over it.

[@archiec7960]

Brilliant as always james 😂

[@technocarp]

holy shit man this is your best yet, the 100% meat part made me cough

[@coffeebot]

Thank you for delivering us this gold james

[@wildcamcraig]

Sir, this is your best one yet. Godspeed

[@BIRDMANzie]

These are literally the only thing that make me laugh

[@KuromiScarlet5030]

0:01 take three couples "That one guy vomiting"

[@alexgawthrop1748]

"Elsie tosses oli while oli nuts, lucky fella" 😂belter man

[@XiagonLaghaim]

Liking it even before I watch it!

[@eviemh]

I was just thinking about what to watch and I got this notification!

[@merkytippery]

Ah man, I've been waiting too long for this

[@VincenzoInfi]

Sean and I are *C R I S P Y*

[@zackblue3938]

If this man ever returns he should do one for the Apprentice

[@Minirover97]

Don’t leave another month before the next upload. This is gold

[@kerrjohnston4472]

This was a masterpiece

[@henryjcollier]

watching this while extremely tired and coming off caffeine is maybe the most confusing thing i’ve ever experienced

[@alexpennington8325]

'Amanda will be deep fried in the bin just before serving' cracked me up too much

[@SpiralScratches]

another class production from JJ

[@ihateweetabix8829]

Banger video james mate

[@kharadron3561]

The sequel 2021 needed

[@etiennethibault9247]

Static caravan gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@AbyssClips197]

I fully lost it at 0:36

[@jamesperkins191]

Erecting DADDY!?

[@thechatkid6701]

Strong start as always

[@danny954]

Had no idea couples come dine with me was this raunchy 🥵

[@hanaortiz7596]

the comic timing on this is astounding

[@LordLoocker]

"The money was the important part... We need money." Dead.

[@jetiscute1]

“Amanda’s fleSHH.”

[@harveydean677]

This has made my day 😂

[@mashpopuk]

Just James takes mundane TV and turns it into comedy gold

[@peterbustin2683]

OMG Lol !!!!!!!!!! Dont try and drink a cup of tea whilst watching this - you'll never make it !

[@Orincaby]

0:38 *DADDY!*

[@mikeysof]

Brilliant. Glad to see more videos.

[@fred3729]

The lord has returned

[@nskeow]

I genuinely don't laugh at anything nearly as much as a I laugh at these videos. YTPs made out of British TV shows is just too good 🙏🙏

[@m15-k1r]

This is better then a ytp as every 5 seconds it isn't just ear rape

[@richynero]

yes the king of youtube is posting agiain

[@lozc]

As a Brummie I'm already in love 😂

[@evemitchell887]

i had to rewatch this because it was edited so well that i missed a lot of the jokes

[@alexcape1921]

You should definitely do a Taskmaster or a Would I lie to you ytp

[@wij5186]

The return of the king

[@Yurimulla]

Just James upload days should be made national holidays

[@ocelot2234]

“Erecting daDDy” 🤣

[@teddy5329]

Return of the king

[@johnlalonde2906]

One of the best yet proper funny

[@DDogOfScotland]

The legend returns