Dirty Dinner Date

[@JustJamesOfficial]

Happy new year! We're back baby.

[@eddies7883]

yay

[@AG-jf3kt]

yay

[@OofOuch]

Excellent, Smithers!

[@BigMacKaz]

My god you are alive

[@richardosman469]

Please do come dine with me or 4 in a bed next, these vids are seriously underated 😭😭

[@goldchimera3764]

"She's got eyes" "He seems like a person" kinda feels like they're having to reach for those compliments

[@oz_jones]

Maybe they are just aliens wanting some companionship :( _Yes, I do enjoy this human activity, for I am a human._

[@sumvs5992]

Honestly, I've probably said "they seem like a person" or something similar many times before

[@jackdog06]

“She’s got eyes, which is definitely what I’d go for” Seems like an empty compliment until you remember that these women are all blind.

[@bmar400]

Fuck this is good

[@sumvs5992]

Wait are they?

[@jakubgolecki9031]

@@sumvs5992 yes if you watch the actual episode it says they are all blind

[@F1ltra]

3:10 “I’m not quite sure what a chicken is.” “It’s a cheese.”

[@danny954]

‘She’s just very very... Jamaican’ ffs 😂

[@May-gr8bp]

idk about that one chief

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Wow, Manchester really changed since their last appearance.

[@mattuno9892]

Good memory hahah

[@minimca123]

Nah this one was roast potato manchester

[@user-rm3ey9yx8v]

“I will sit down for hours” can’t relate less

[@userPrehistoricman]

I have been known to sit down for many seconds at a time.

[@nehix]

Can’t relate less???

[@moon-pw1bi]

u mean cant relate more?

[@majot511]

Lmaooooooo same

[@ciarantraynor4240]

She adds a pinch of salt ANd A DaSh oF ReADy MeAL

[@D33J3nk1]

Ur avatar looks like the hole punch on the s10.i just flipped my phone upside down thinkin "how the fuck is youtube app upside down" ...ha

[@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380]

@@D33J3nk1 hahah it was a bit too big to be the s10 hole punch so it didnt trick me, almost did thi lmao

[@cagegirll]

LMAO

[@zacabbott8672]

0:51. That edit was so smooth i forgot it was an edit and was genuinely amazed he didnt know how to say “pulled pork”

[@ProfessorPesca]

Me too! Forgot what I was watching

[@katiec3717]

“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”

[@sparrow4852]

Katie Crawford for 10 points tell me its name

[@JoelintonMassif]

@@sparrow4852 *MANCHESTER*

[@sparrow4852]

George Markham No, its avocado

[@katiec3717]

Sparrow4 Churchill

[@Poultusspare]

“shes just very very Jamaican”

[@dingusno7403]

Finally, the legend is back.

[@toma6068]

*"But Craig will only be getting sticky fingers"*

[@seantubbertcole216]

Three of them

[@jakegough9921]

@@seantubbertcole216 four of them

[@JustDevon]

“Anybody who burps, has bad manners, things like that, you know, we’re definitely gonna get on, that’s for sure”

[@FriendlyHomie]

JSR Devon is up in here

[@saint_lewis]

why are you here?!

[@DrSpikeSpiegel]

First job: de-creaming CRAIG.

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

Alright, cool.

[@usedis5996]

when do we start?

[@dazcfw]

@@usedis5996 ayo 🤨

[@lukeporcher6378]

“She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for one”

[@lisad3261]

*three very special meals cooked for them by three very special blind ladies*

[@dax01]

The things you do with a computer, some crappy TV shows and a brain full of innuendos makes all of Britain proud.

[@thebotbuilder]

"But will this menu leave Craig bursting out balls?" Craig - "Which, of course, I'm absolutely fine with!"

[@kal465]

“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester” Love that James is bringing back the Manchester thing from the chase, keep up the good work! Now I’m off to search for McDonald’s in a police helicopter

[@MASTERJJ1995]

McChase

[@jackdog06]

Does Craig like cheese? TOP 10 QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN’T ANSWER

[@rubes2959]

After 1 month “Craig is now married, with 12 children” 😂

[@LouLou-hc7he]

Lisa: is 4 “Definitely what id go for 😂😂😂

[@Reyeoux]

FBI, OPEN UP

[@thesamplemotion]

*w e l l p l a y e d*

[@sonnee44]

*rhymed*

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

*Mel’s Chocolate Mousse* Ingredients: 300g dark chocolate 2 salmon fillets 4 egg yolks 150g double cream, for whipping 20 parmesan crisps Ready meal for one Pinch of salt Method: Just punch it for a bit like a child. Not in a sexy uniform, but you can make it sexy.

[@thomashayward3286]

Discovered this channel yesterday, was sad when I realised he was gone, now he’s back; the lord works in mysterious ways

[@kal465]

Thomas Hayward same, this is brilliant it might be because youtube is recommending him recently

[@lnteIIigence]

I love how the narrator sounds like she has Tourette's. 3:51 "So will Craig be INSIDE HER tonight?"

[@Handhandme]

"Craig will only be getting *STICKY FINGERS* with three of them."

[@oz_jones]

Decreaming Craig.

[@toma6068]

No-one: Manchester: *"I always look at people's faces"*

[@supercool1312]

Mostly an F1 fan nobody comments arent funny you fucking normie

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

@@whyamiwhat Shut up you bender

[@Sparkstf2]

"Shes doing Craig!"

[@nxahsvidz]

"The way to Craig's heart is through his balls"

[@redcatsix]

"I would describe myself as an alcoholic"

[@yeetusdeletus6594]

“First job, de-creaming Craig!”

[@mricecube143]

Yeetus Deletus giggidy

[@char.81]

"I'm not quite sure what a chicken is" Iᴛs ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ

[@CMilton262]

This is me in the video! Have to say I love this mashup 😂

[@CregorsCorner]

"How old are you?" *"four"* "Yeah thats definitely what i'd go for"

[@FF-cx6qs]

"Poached red wine and grilled white chocolate on asparagus bread with homemade egg sauce"

[@justsomeguy2743]

I like the use of the word egg

[@HughMann-cg2dy]

"I love cheese" ... "I'm not a big fan of cheese" Men are so complex.

[@Mel-ps3dj]

Omg! This is just too funny I was actually crying laughing. Not what I remembered making mind you haha. Can I just confirm I do not punch my child and I was never and will never be married to my dad 😂🤣😂🤦‍♀️ loved it.

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Oh wow! It's you!

[@doublemonkey4833]

Soooo.....what about your mum, your nan, or your long-lost brother? XD Just kidding, glad you found it funny. :P

[@superlegendary]

*GOOD!* God forbid if you actually did marry your dad. I would have gotten *so* mad and pissed off!

[@potplantt]

"I like a bit of cream, obviously nothing on the face" lmaaaaooooo

[@shadowingcat4266]

_"He seems like a person."_ Eh... Not sure about that one.

[@HouseOfFunQM]

At least she's got eyes, though

[@cd06tgc79]

"The way to Craig's heart is definitely through his balls" I'm dying 😂

[@zigzagnemesist5074]

The 3 Fs: 1. Fit 2. Fashionable 3. Horrible feet

[@turnip305]

Literally in tears at this

[@jodi-leighbarrett4096]

"The word egg is in there which is brilliant" An intellectual

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"So like fit, fashionable and really horrible feet" Spit my drink out.

[@laampards]

"i have terrible taste in men" she's just like me fr

[@tob19]

*whispering* “She’s very good, but she’s very very... Jamaican”

[@maxhodgson5608]

You know you’re in for a treat when Mel mixes in the chocolate and salmon

[@trixnglz1871]

First up "de-cream Craig"

[@Drawyah]

"So do you have any children?" "Yeah, I kinda just punch them for a bit." Bawled out laughing at that one! 😂

[@cuteewok11]

A perfect way to finish off the year is with a just james video for sure

[@Illuminatibee]

I'm actually losing it over the 20 year old tarte😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@NamJinHasVniceSugaKookie4Jimin]

It’s always been my dream to be a chocolate spread developer

[@eggymoose7958]

What a great protagonist

[@TwinXlyric]

“He will only be getting sticky fingers with three of them” this is the greatest channel ever made 🤣🤣🤣

[@scalpingsnake]

It's a shame this one didn't get as many views as others have, it's one of your best!

[@JennaDaniella]

"I like a bit of cream. Obviously nothing on the face." I'm proud of you for being the first man in the world to acknowledge this, Just James!

[@kal465]

“20 year old tArt Chantei” man I’m creasing

[@parxl-lol]

“not sure what a chicken is” “it’s a cheese”

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

"I love cream. Its mainly what I drink at home"

[@MikeyJMJ]

"4? You're definitely what I'd go for so it's definitely a good start" *Umm, Craig..*

[@WagwanEquation]

Pulled pork... Never know how you say that. Absolutely brilliant

[@MRMEJJC]

I hate how much these make me laugh. Pls never stop

[@ICantSplel]

Welcome back, love your content. Let's get Manchester some film tickets.

[@liamcraddock9539]

Menu 1: "I love cheese" Menu 2: "I'm not a big fan of cheese" 😂😂😂

[@-_.Melody._-]

Now *_THIS_* is what I call a New Year's Resolution! The legend is back, baby.

[@JennAnn.x]

“I’m not quite sure what a chicken is” “It’s a cheese”

[@Maths4Morons]

“I’m not sure what a chicken is” “It’s a type of cheese’😂😂😂

[@JD-rh9xz]

bro youre an artist through editing, absolute class

[@CaJoel]

You know it’s good when I’m already wheezing in the first 20 seconds

[@bobsbrain397]

Thanks for creating the most quotable videos on YT, James

[@zamnodorszk7898]

Welcome back Just James. Some of the cuts on these are so precise, it almost seems like that's what they actually said. Amazing work.

[@The1Scraf]

"Im not quite sure what a Chicken is?" "Its a cheese"

[@10000Subs]

See you again in 2021!

[@craigbush9449]

It's got the word egg in there which is brilliant 🤣

[@JamieG.]

2:45 legend 👏😂

[@alexgawthrop1748]

This is gold. Smile all the way through. Just the content I use KZbin for 👏

[@nxahsvidz]

This channel is so underrated

[@malekith7363]

I just love the edits of him ignoring her questions just to say she looks nice

[@TheCulturalBomb]

Some top notch editing here 👌

[@EMENHD]

Decreaming is my new favourite word

[@angelacouchman4063]

A pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for 1 😂

[@hazeykayy]

So glad you’re posting again, mate. Your videos are always hilarious!

[@aeruk]

I don’t know why I find these so funny but thank you so much

[@gus5208]

so glad you're back! your videos are so funny

[@VincenzoInfi]

One lucky person will be getting T A T T O O ' S

[@F1ltra]

“She’s just very very Jamaican.”

[@majot511]

Lmaooooooo stop I've not stopped laughing for about 10 minutes now 😂

[@jaypainter4922]

We've waited 11 months for a Banger

[@jerviservi]

This is the funniest one out of all of them.

[@TheOneAndOnlyKento]

“But will this menu leave Craig bursting at the BALLS”

[@jordansamuels2052]

A dash of ready meal for one!

[@KingAwesome8218]

He's back, and better than ever, but he's still Just James.

[@Sm4rtCr4vings]

You are to over powered with the sentence mixing my freind

[@Tombofifa]

I thought this channel was gone I'm glad it isn't

[@whatthetrend8323]

Thank god your back

[@DaNiLY]

Ah yes, I’ve been eagerly awaiting an upload ever since I subbed to you, keep up the hilarious work my friend!

[@chocolatewolf3914]

Best New Years present ever! Back after 11 months!

[@pingu8964]

Glad your back keep uploading

[@IzzyBromfield]

crying with laughter, please keep making these!!!

[@UMBR.]

He's being given 5 ladies, but can only get sticky fingers with 3 of them. Oh my god. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869]

The word egg is in there which is brilliant