Covid Update

[@shakyangler]

Glad you both are well and not long now and we can all get back to boating like normal times. Look forward to your next adventure.

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Thanks Shaky, you can hardly call them adventures. Mid you when you get to Dave’s age a trip to the post office is an adventure I suppose. Stay safe.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Listen to me Shaky ask Rebbettes how many fish he has caught in his life. ask him what colour his one rod is and ask him about the red gurnard he caught after losing his third IPad into the channel

[@shakyangler]

@@davidoliverinsights1 will do

[@markwood3186]

Can’t tell you how glad I am to hear from both of you. Thought you had both died 🤣! We all need to get out on the water. Keep it coming please. Me and my bother-in-law are addicted to your channel. Need to be, sailing out of PortSolent and only getting out when the ladies in doors let us!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Ha ha. Both still alive alright. And that’s not a given any year but especially the last. We should share a beer next time we are hanging off of Portchester Castle and your dear ladies have liberated you.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Mark lovely to hear from you. I haven't died although I must say for 2 response I thought I might be getting close. Reason 1 is the filthy wreck f a boat Induna. It just belches black tar like smoke incessantly and frankly vomits out oil .. so bad I thought I was going to suffocate on this last trip. Reason 2 is I hit the big 70 this year... that's a wee bit sobering

[@markwood3186]

@@davidoliverinsights1 you two make me laugh so much. 🤣

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Steady on Dave, you’ll give yourself a heart attack going on rants like that.

[@albazar]

I enjoyed that, it was quite funny. cheers guys.

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Thanks Alan

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Alan Alan ... really after all the hours of filming coaxing and coaching Mrs O is that really all you can say. Cmon Man gimme a break

[@albazar]

@@davidoliverinsights1 OK, well done great video. many thanks for all your hard work but it still made me laugh. cheers fellas.

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Ignore him Alan, he’s fishing for compliments.

[@garymalm]

Great to see you back at it fellas. Thanks for taking the time.

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Hope all remains well with you Gary

[@AndyUK-Corrival]

Ha, just spotted this and the next one I also missed. I must pay attention... Blast that a KZbin algorithm! Well it sounds like you two are a bit rusty but then I guess we all are at the moment. You should have forked out on an ePropulsion outboard. I love mine, nice and light and gets me out a mile to my mooring and back on less than half the battery. Shocking behaviour by Mrs Oliver. Btw has Mr Oliver tipped a bag of flour over his head or did he see a ghost? Need to turn the glare down me thinks. Anyway, let’s,hope,we can all meet up for a raft up later in the season. Cheers. Andy UK

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Hey Andy. There you are. Great to hear from you. Hope all is well and safe in Chichester Harbour.

[@fionawinter2382]

Oh you two ! Sounds like you’re saving money Dave going on a mooring ball so the strops are , or will be a saving. Please video the next game of Twister on your boat me and Andy will be laughing for days😂.Glad youre back out there on the Solent. PS it’s 80 here and sunny 😎

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Oh Fiona don’t tell us that. Single figures and cloudy here. Hope you are both well and NO there is no way I want that Twister thing on video.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Fiona he's an old skin flint complains about opening $2 on some decent chess for his second rate toasties PLUS he nearly had apoplexy over the cost of his mooring strops

[@mrsacuity8568]

Brilliant to see you both, so funny the phone call! Can't wait to get back on board and have a cheese toastie 😂 looking forward to seeing your next video!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Thanks Mrs, A. Trust all is well.

[@mrsacuity8568]

All is well thank you, looking forward to some boating adventures hopefully soon .

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Mrs A I dont like this fraternal bond you two seem to be developing at my expense this is gonna stop

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

He’s a nut case don’t you think Sis.

[@sailingceltic1911]

LOL just spat my Guinness all over the laptop, very good, Jill has got your number and i can not wait for the payback. Ireland done well against Scotland ;-). I hop to get out sailinf next week myself, FAIR WINDS T.J.

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Ha ha. Got to admit they did me a gud un. Enjoy your sailing and yes it was a great game against Scotland.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Now now the real test for the Irish is tomorrow providing they aren't putting the ref in their starting 15 like the Welsh my money is firmly on London pride rather than Guinness

[@acuity139]

Glad to see you both out again!! Well done on getting out on the water I'm sure the boat job list has increased during lockdown !!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

You’re not wrong Mr A. Just discovered I now have an exhaust elbow to replace. Hope you are both keeping safe.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

MR A he covers up the reality that his boat is so bad it belches out thick black smoke like tyres burning and doesn't just spit oil into the water it fairly vomits oil. He pretends to himself it's just an 'elbow' Whatever ....

[@skippyone2769]

Everything bodes well for the coming season, if the start is any sort of guide. Expecting some great vlogs and I am investing in a home popcorn maker in anticipation! Roll on summer !!!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Ha ha.

[@davidoliverinsights1]

Skippy the fact of the matter is the video and sound were fine. I got some great footage of Visual and sound quality of Induna belching and I mean BELCHING thick incessant clouds of black smoke and oil into the beautiful Beaulieu river. And Rebbettes was too ashamed to splice it in

[@skippyone2769]

@@davidoliverinsights1 I see a clear breach of the clean air act 1802 sect 4 sub sect f, ( " no youtuber shall allow or permit the emission of noxious gases on the river between sunrise till 1 hour after sunset" ) punishable by public flogging on the hard at dawn with a cat O six tails ( nine for repeat offenders) It's quite plain to see why this attempted suppression of the evidence has occurred. In the true spirit of the Duke of Wellington publish and let him be damned !!!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

@@skippyone2769 SKIPPY :(

[@davidoliverinsights1]

@@skippyone2769 Skippy you are such a good good man. a righteous man full of integrity and fearlrss in the execution of what deep down we all know is right

[@skookumjack]

Glad I'm not the only person to have days like that ! It makes the ones that go well seem just that sweeter ! Good to hear you guys are still trying to get out there!

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Thanks Jack. Stay safe. Just had my vaccine and it put me in my back for 24 hours. The beginning of the end is in sight.

[@skookumjack]

@@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches I had mine a few weeks ago cos I'm a sick old duffer according to "them" no reaction luckily.... I'm heading to the boat tonight for some fettling. As mine it berthed among a bunch of 'liveaboards, I just sleep over and have a bloody good fry up to start the weekend! 🍽

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Don’t make me Jealous Jack, don’t make me jealous.

[@skookumjack]

@@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches Lovely Breakfast on the boat David..... as a duel citizen, I decided to honour my Canadian side with Fluffy maple pancakes, crispy bacon and fried spuds..... and of course lashings of real Maple syrup..... man was good! Now, you have a nice day 🇨🇦🇬🇧

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Ahhh you’re a lucky man Jack. I suppose that all of us that have the price lodge of getting out on the water should count ourselves lucky. You have a lovely bright day ahead by the look of it. Get those nice wooden topsides of yours a gleaming. Stay safe.

[@garymalm]

Hi Dave and you too Dave. I have tried to upload the url of a youtube that I wanted to introduce you blokes to. But Youtiube will not permit me to do that. I will not be defeated by some computer somewhere so.Check out Ivan's Shed. especially the latest "Final Assembly?" You will meet Ivan and Young John. Do you remember Steptoe and Son? Gary

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Hi Gary, I got the first message and have watched the video. Brilliant. I am now a subscriber. Love this guy. Proper old school.

[@verynearlyaboutsailing8114]

I think you should give the video with the missing audio to Jill and let her do a voice-over commentary in her own words. What could possibly go wrong with that ;)

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Good call. They would stitch me up like a kipper. Hope you are well. Will you be in the water this year do you think?

[@verynearlyaboutsailing8114]

@@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches In the water this year? Who knows? Not me. I'm not setting any time schedule. But everything is moving in the right direction at the moment. So it will happen at some point. I think ;)

[@davidoliverinsights1]

I think this is a winner Gill's definitely up for it -:)

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

@@verynearlyaboutsailing8114 That's the best mindset Paul

[@shakyangler]

I have just been informed that you are a great fishing man with only one rod that is very colourful and you are great at catching redgunard but not so good at catching iPads .

[@LeeShoresLazyJacksandLunches]

Hmmmm, you been speaking to some old git by any chance. Problem is it’s all true. Lost 3 phones and an iPad over board and caught virtually nothing so Dave and his son Josh bought me a bright pink children’s rod. Still not caught anything. I guess I need to be taught Shaky. 🥴