COW ATTACK - Teaser

When the world cries out in terror, one man--and one cow--will answer the call. The first animated episode of the Takeo Cinematic Universe will take our hero to new heights in the Bavarian Alps, to face deft new foes.
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When the vulnerable are in danger, Takeo will always fight back. Whether he has to do it with a
Chicken Attack
Pig Attack
Ox Attack
Cow Attack
Rat Attack
or Lemur Attack
No villain shall go unchallenged
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack

[@schmoyoho]

Cow Attack is out now! 🤛🐄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc the entire Takeo Cinematic Universe: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5rSnqiJfNSDsKs all the tracks are on spotify so you can increase your hype level: open.spotify.com/track/3L6eri5cgP0GgNUFBqoXOC?si=d1d7abb71a0f4bfd

[@poopoo3631]

Hi

[@SacriStuff]

insane

[@mohammadfaezalhannanalias67]

Anime?

[@Confuzius1337]

Genius

[@RhysFiloon]

can u songify this?????? Probably not :(............ but here from like 10 secs in, to 40 sec? kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqXOqqSgq7KlpLc

[@SenrabMJam]

The sequel to a sequel to a sequel that we all needed

[@schmoyoho]

Transformers 4 is SHAKING

[@classyrobot5648]

ITS WHOOP ASS TIME

[@turkk2]

@@classyrobot5648 I like how happy he sounds when he says it

[@jesusislordandking6923]

JESUS IS COMING BACK TURN TO HIM he loves you think about this please turn to Jesus he loves you think about this please turn to Jesus he loves you

[@OrbitalBliss]

Looking forward to the Cow/Ox installment... but they have skill skipped and ignored Dog!! Will we get one for Dog before 2031?

[@carykh]

Oh wow, it JUST clicked in my brain that the songs match up the zodiacs of the years they come up! 2017 = Year of the rooster = Chicken attack, 2021 = Year of the ox = Cow attack :O (i was born in the year of the cow so this song will be my jam)

[@schmoyoho]

and your powers will mirror the powers of the cow warrior 🐄 💪

[@char1194]

Dragon attack in 3 years is gonna be no joke lol

[@chrisj4288]

@@char1194 dude give it to me I want it

[@rolly.ro_]

2028 - Monke attack

[@ahbs2774]

yoo carykh

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Get hyped

[@schmoyoho]

takeo will never let us down

[@BL0XYST1NG3R]

I KNOW THIS CHANNEL AND OMG ITS HIM

[@emorsomething653]

@@schmoyoho pls make a 10 million subs song for slogoman pslslsl after hes 10 million

[@jesusislordandking6923]

JESUS IS COMING BACK TURN TO

[@navdeeptyagizero]

Aye make some movies Boi

[@influenza3736]

Fun fact. This man takes his skills from tradition that dates back thousands of years. They wrote about it in ancient Japanese scripture.

[@schmoyoho]

it's in both ancient Japanese and ancient German scriptures, truly an international dogma

[@Mosaik777]

It's true the Roman's lost against the Forest animals coming to aid him at the battle of the Teutoburger Wald.

[@eldermillennial8330]

@@schmoyoho So, Bragi And Benzaiten happened to meet in a bar one day somewhere in a heavenly dive bar, and he says to her, “I’m bored with the same old music”, and she says, “So am I!”, so the chat for a bit and say, “Let’s try a mashup!”, and so Takeo and Schmoyoho were sent as their emissaries! ....Loki and Kitsune MIGHT have put something funny in their 🍺

[@influenza3736]

@@Mosaik777 Arminius had hired some practitioners, and used them against the Romans. The Romans soon after began working on trying to get a hold of this art.

[@sivmatt]

i mean ... all the animal he choose are the chineese zodiak signs i expect a dragon and a monke and a tiger in the futur Oo

[@Hitokage]

It became anime after all!

[@GreenBunnyTNT.]

1 like??

[@schmoyoho]

the prophecy is being fulfilled

[@potato5081]

@@schmoyoho LETS GO , ANIME HYPE

[@leowhogoestothedojo8523]

@@potato5081 for real

[@triplepinata27]

Destiny has now been fulfilled

[@willtrafford9113]

I love how this has become a whole franchise

[@eivind-falk]

The TCU is awesome.

[@schmoyoho]

we shan’t stop until every species is covered kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@willtrafford9113]

@@schmoyoho I’m holding out for the Zodiac team up movie of the century!

[@supermoogle07]

Dude. This gets me more hyped than the MCU by miles

[@Gustavo11Skate]

Me too

[@chafuldifornio3]

SERIOUSLY, WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TAKEO!!!

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@CullenCraft]

Following the chinese new year to a tee. Year of the chicken, 2017. Year of the dog (skipped for some reason) Year of the pig, 2019. Year of the rat, 2020. Year of the ox confirmed.

[@schmoyoho]

we have faith that one day the dog will rise to the call

[@TheOneTrueEfrate]

@@schmoyoho Of course. Every dog has its day.

[@johngembala9660]

@@TheOneTrueEfrate i see wacha did there...

[@stripe143yellow9]

Completing all chinese zodiac animals would be the ultimate cinematic universe..hehehe

[@kingabyss7522]

Dragon will be fun

[@SuopIsTheWinner]

Excuse me while I actually cry a little bit from joy.

[@schmoyoho]

same kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@redmoon383]

The king of yodeling has returned!

[@dynamax1120]

It may take a long time, but it will be worth it at the end. Patience is the key.

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@JaredJeyaretnam]

Cow-Vid 21 >>>>> Covid 19

[@schmoyoho]

the true vaccine to end all variants

[@terry_the_terrible]

@@schmoyoho funny you would say that. Did you know that the word vaccine come from the word vacca which means cow? The first vaccine was made after observing cows. Turns out that catching cowpox protects you from smallpox.

[@NintendoNovice]

Yoooo, I'm beyond hyped for this! Takeo Ischi is my favorite Japanese yodeler! 😃 (That was oddly specific)

[@gabranarruda4945]

Lol same here bro! Cool channel btw :)

[@schmoyoho]

but is he your favorite druid?

[@NintendoNovice]

@@gabranarruda4945 Oh shoot, thanks dude!

[@NintendoNovice]

@@schmoyoho after looking up the word on google, I can confidently say *Yes*

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

@@schmoyoho He's more like a Bard that makes animals reverse Druids. I challenge you to make him D&D Compatible somehow.

[@NewMessage]

Utterly moooving trailer. OW! Who threw that?

[@akirasaito1551]

*udderly

[@7xynOLDCHANNEL1209]

@@akirasaito1551 no its actually utterly udderly isn't a word

[@MrBlack-vg8rv]

you have 1 unread notification

[@Gudsur]

Really milking it, aren’t you?

[@eliotjeu]

We are waiting impatiently for the new song . Takao ishi makes the mornings always perfect , even at dark raini days 🤣

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@zabbas9371]

I can't wait for the Animal Initiative... All of our heroes coming together... TAKEO... ASSEMBLE

[@elvinpaulino2327]

chicken attack will live rent free in my mind forever.

[@hrpang]

I love how they basically became friends. It's so sweet to see an old man who sings with chickens have this friendship with 4 brothers with a penchant for weird songs.

[@CrackheadedCreator]

Beefy woman? I'm ready for Takeo to take these villains by the horns.

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@muffetlover]

WAIT WHAT

[@akbarasharie]

Amazing

[@Yzbuzz]

FINALLY!

[@akbarasharie]

i cant wait any longer, please show me cow heroes!

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@akbarasharie]

@@schmoyoho Wow cool man, been waiting for 5 month🤣

[@robbiegarber898]

"...will take our hero to new heights in the Bavarian Alps..." More like "Bov-arian Alps" amiright? ...I'll let myself out.

[@schmoyoho]

NO, STAY IN - this is the highbrow discussion we need in the chat

[@tuachixiong5232]

Yes please ELIGHTEN US MOAR!

[@derekvanheel4717]

I’m so glad you and Takeo found each other. He’s such a virtuosic yodeler, but his songwriters have never risen to his potential. You make a great team!

[@Failedprodegy42]

You only posted this teaser to make people rewatch the first three. Which it totally did. I just watched them like three times each. 😭 You diabolical geniuses!!

[@stagger5863]

A cow attack, sounds much more terrifying, then a chicken attack

[@Ironmat98]

Ah yes, yodeling, the type of music that makes a movie more hyped than before

[@david.armstrong]

Why does the voice in the beginning sound like Trump

[@songifiedschmo7925]

I am honestly not sure

[@alw2839]

Similar voices thus guy has a diff pitch.

[@captaincookie244]

Holy frik how did I miss this MY FAVORITE SERIES IS NOW EVEN EPICER THAN EVER and epicer isnt and Ben a word but that’s the only what to describe it

[@sineumelis]

Imagine living this

[@deez3142]

I want a Netflix series now

[@schmoyoho]

same

[@Cr4zY1990]

Can't wait for another Takeo Video. Hopefully it won't be too long.

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@ShinySahil]

I only just found the series 15 minutes ago and they are making another

[@MrAdeelAH]

When they said teaser, they really meant it damn.

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@Komikino]

Me: Covid cases are on the downswing, Biden says all adults in the US will have the vaccine by May 1st... What can make this year even better? This video is posted.... Me: YASSSSSS!

[@sivmatt]

the vaccine will curse you tho

[@Humanresouces]

@@sivmatt please don't get into politics and religion and crap

[@Komikino]

@@sivmatt LOL! Only conspiracy theorist idiots believe that.

[@zacknattack]

@@sivmatt pretty sure centuries of imperialism curse people far, far more than any vaccine could.

[@voiser6077]

time to have waifu in the form of a cow

[@WorldEaterZero]

He's back when we need him the most!

[@RockaByeYT]

Anime huh? Makes sense when expecting some massive milkshake combat

[@BartTheBardOfficial]

Oh my goodness, dayumn, dayumn, dayyyyuuuumn!

[@calebclunie4001]

Skidamarinky-Dinky-Dink. Skidamarinky-Doo. I...Love...You.

[@akosiadam7216]

i can see that cow has some big milkers

[@kieran10202]

This is all building up to Zodiac Tournament, where Takeo must fight a man with a long beard and a small dragon lizard.

[@the_guy117]

The saga continues

[@SpikeRosered]

Finally some content that I actually subscribed to this channel for.

[@lydialundgren8379]

A little harsh but...yeah I came for Takeo and the barnyard ninjas too. (But everything else is brilliant - I got hooked. the songified debates are literally how I survive election year)

[@cheyonthenet1556]

Takeo Cinematic Universe better become a real deal anime; I want it on Crunchyroll! I want merch! I want manga and light novel spin offs! Partnerships with other media! This'll become the TRUE greatest crossover of our generation!

[@merrymerrymead7749]

Hell yeah!!

[@mortemoccasus2412]

The yodeling is so beautiful.

[@gravitycat7874]

And they say that a bovine will save us. I'm not gonna sit back and graze..

[@captaincookie244]

Holy frik how did I miss this MY FAVORITE SERIES IS NOW EVEN EPICER THAN EVER and epicer isnt even a word but that’s the only what to describe this

[@TheNefastor]

Oh hell yes !

[@TonyStorm21]

I wonder how many people dont realize this is now a yearly thing based on the Chinese Zodiac. It's awesome ngl.

[@calebclunie4001]

I can smell it on the horizon. Soon, we shall step in it.

[@MarcusStaAnaBurSelF]

EPIC!

[@lramey20]

Very every passing day I come closer to the realization that cow attack may never come 😟

[@schmoyoho]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@patriciacote5357]

Can't wait any longer for the next epic Yoddle!

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@Scribblerjohnny]

Yodelmeister Takeo Ishii!

[@chefkhepri2268]

I need this

[@derek5760]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@anderfu8273]

I just realized , the action moves are kinda legit in all the videos

[@DrewFoell]

It's always Whoop-ass Time with my new hero, Takeo!

[@blitsriderfield4099]

So, I feel like everyone has noticed that Takeo's powers seem tied to the Chinese zodiac, which begs the question, are there other zodiac masters linked with other zodiacs. Like, is there one for the Native American zodiac, or the western zodiac, or maybe there's a master of the Celtic Zodiac that, instead of trees, controls plants. Maybe the Hindu Zodiac has a master. Maybe the Egyptian Zodiac has a master. Maybe their world gets attacked and they all need to combine their powers.

[@random11]

is this still coming?

[@schmoyoho]

yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@OrbitalBliss]

It's Whoop-Ass Time!!!

[@joshuacarre06]

I don't know why but i love this series

[@b.l.sbobleonsnobal1797]

HOW DARE YOU

[@thatshome5931]

Ah yes, i remember when my phone screen cracked bcus of the amount of fire

[@juansek208]

I simply can't wait. DC and Marvel, watch out! Takeo Cinematic Universe is close to achieving world domination.

[@Spynmaster]

Must've got the cow from Wisconsin.

[@thefirstKenpachi]

I hope the cow transforms into a real martial artist

[@DanielCuellar4]

nothing was ever released :C

[@schmoyoho]

YET

[@antisepticfox4260]

@@schmoyoho :O

[@DapperestDave]

@@schmoyoho fucking hype

[@DanielCuellar4]

I hope the ox gets eaten by the tiger cus its late af 😂😂😂

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@dom-romer663]

Makes *sure* calendar definitely doesn't say April 1st

[@Aukejorrit]

Don't have a cow man Use the power of cow!

[@gertfried6447]

YESSS

[@trapezone4129]

Guess what? I CAME FROM HER BFDI SONGIFY!! 🤩

[@b.l.sbobleonsnobal1797]

IDC ABOUT THAT

[@polarcier]

Pog

[@2wheels2lives25]

We need a Zoo attack where all the animals unite with Takeo and take on aliens. It's gonna be bigger and better than the Avengers!

[@DeadUnicornClub]

They told me not to.... but I DID have a cow.

[@collincolson1614]

Oh my god yes. Yodel pop will forever be the genre that should've been. Can't wait.

[@GiraffeTimeNow]

Get in line, it’s whoop-ass time!

[@not-another-dev]

This by far for me is the most anticipated video of 2020 and 2021!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chicken attttaaack

[@terry_the_terrible]

Dammit guys. It's been 2 weeks already. RELEASE THE COWNIMATION!

[@MrThanyapong]

Yeah yeah the cow is coming I ❣️ your musical and happy feel to listen schmosical gifsong Fc: Thailand

[@jezcartner4104]

Yes!

[@Fat_]

Yes it is back

[@b.l.sbobleonsnobal1797]

MORE LIKE NO IT IS GONE

[@CinemaJacket]

I need this in my eye sockets and ear holes NOW

[@dumbdies5424]

I love Takeo cinematic universe, Thank You Schomoyo!

[@beirdo102]

Finally Cow yodeling

[@nicolasdraque9758]

This is my favorite anime

[@MissLilyputt]

Awesome!!!

[@revelle8605]

NO WAY! You made a video series with the new bibi-hendl man?! I always wanted to hear more from him! His chicken yodeling video makes me so happy! How did I never hear of this series?

[@schmoyoho]

it’s never too late to become a TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) aficionado

[@lydialundgren8379]

@@schmoyoho as someone who grew up next to a Texas Christian University frat house, It’s gonna be real tough for me to call myself a TCU aficionado.

[@visorgaming7685]

oh so this is that boss from item asylum

[@Funniartistist]

Your just NOW noticing? Listen to chicken attack and see if it sounds familiar;)

[@robertomontalti8994]

Come on guys!!! We need it!!!

[@simonvanderwerf]

Thank you!

[@simonvanderwerf]

Hi it's nine months later. When is this baby coming?

[@ramonlopez3712]

I hope these never end and becomes a whole saga

[@mortemoccasus2412]

Cmon cmon release it soon!

[@dent1808]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@schmoyoho]

COW ATTACK THIS FRIDAY ITS HAPPENING IN 39 HOURS kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4TbqoODj9Clrbc

[@UmbrellaSound]

This is too much to handle.

[@dopeameen7911]

Yay

[@BrekkerSmile]

Our mighty hero has returned!!

[@ATLS_]

This Would Be Epic Fight

[@TheEuphologist]

I am 100% invested just from the audio clip at the end. This man makes me want to learn how to yodel.

[@schmoyoho]

the audio is from Rat Attack (It's Whoop-Ass Time) - kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZqLZgHyjfbyhm5o (when we drop Cow Attack for real it'll have original music)

[@TheEuphologist]

@@schmoyoho lol well I seem to forget which is which. They're all just so equally perfect that I can't tell their awesomeness apart

[@Tommycasanovaa]

Go go go