LEWD DISNEY KNOCKOFFS

[@enowins]

3:48 An orc uses a horn to utter a magnificent battle cry shortly before the battle at Helm's Deep (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, 2002)

[@TheTechDweller]

Colourized

[@Insanewonka714]

Stop.....

[@river032597]

omfg

[@montieez]

That is no orc horn

[@nathanrico6727]

It's the conch signal

[@nh2191]

That horn sounds like a kidnapped kid screaming

[@xxsantixx4591]

Pokémon Aleks how do you know that?

[@nataliedarling7864]

Shhh...jesus, do you want the police to know? What do think happens to all the fans that come to cow chop...legends says none have ever come back without merch

[@Make_A_ChangeKYSelf]

Pokémon Aleks trevor was kidnapped at a young age and taken to cow chop

[@Chef_John_PSX]

Jacob

[@CapnDreDrea]

Santi Xolos Uh, wrong Alek

[@MANA98]

10:45 Asher looks like a jock that's gonna push me in the locker because I stared at him too long

[@Elkones]

Asher looks like a jock I wana be pushed into a locker by

[@psivewri]

He looks a bit like Archie from Riverdale

[@psycho4346]

Psivewri or the actual comics

[@bruhyote132]

You guys have some weird fetishes.

[@primoultra]

MANA which fan fic was this

[@idlubinu]

Cowchop tribal mixtape coming out soon

[@cjbarry013]

It occasionally got accidentally funky tho.

[@meetyomaker2396]

More like shroom trip report lmao

[@amy3tears]

Brett's example of how to play it like a trumpet was the cutest.

[@fireflyishere]

yES

[@madisonking8057]

Plz put the tribal song on iTunes

[@glo22222]

madison king Search up Death Grips it's literally the same thing

[@dr.proctor5575]

GourmetAsFuck GUILLOTINEEEEE

[@madisonking8057]

GourmetAsFuck idk I feel like I saw a facebook post warning me about this band.

[@glo22222]

madison king They are beautiful listen to their song Beware

[@serixskylark]

OK Hobbes

[@Aurum.]

2:24 Oh cool, Trevors demon boi came back to him

[@public_salt1410]

TheYutzman do u want sum fuk

[@vincepaul2721]

james : no one wants to see that me : oh i do

[@zzzz9864]

1:27 I want to see that.

[@littleboyblue40]

Panicked James Get some dignity

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

I want the origin of how Aleks got a booger on his glove

[@bobalobization]

New Cow Chop Couch 9:37

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

Thank you

[@anonymousd9750]

1:59 This will be the beginning of new fanfics about Trevor and James

[@bottlesalts]

ooh!

[@LRiv1996]

3:43 This reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where he gets this conch that summons Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

[@tree5492]

Luis Rivera I knew I heard that somewhere

[@bree8899]

I want Brett to cosplay D.Va, wig, outfit, everything. I don’t even fucking care.

[@jooonnnaaaa]

this is the best thing ever 04:21

[@skylarquestionmark]

Cow Chop's upload schedule is the only thing dependable in my life rn

[@confusedalex5612]

Skylar kinda same

[@confusedalex5612]

This is my daily energy force

[@mellomelv]

chicken Joe

[@MegaJ51]

God James has grown up so much. I remember back in the old house when he was a proud black man going out in the world for independence.God

[@MegaJ51]

xxSoullessxx hmm it’s weird the joke isn’t any funny when you dissect it.ps. Edgy username/photo

[@xxSoullessGamingxx]

Gas mask Man sorry didn't realize it was a joke also thank I'm a 10 year old emo boy so I appreciate hearing about how edgy I am

[@MegaJ51]

xxSoullessxx shit dude no problem I hit that bell notification on yo channel so if you start uploading cries for help I’ll be the first to know

[@xxSoullessGamingxx]

Gas mask Man Sick! I'm gonna use my iPhone 3 to film!

[@MegaJ51]

xxSoullessxx +rep

[@Chaosezy]

bret dancing to the tribal music probably made my week

[@faye4046]

never am i closer to god than when im watching behind the cow chop

[@TheHellmo]

"No one wants to see that" *That's where you're wrong, bucko*

[@unsurealeks3955]

Warning: Do Not Try At Home

[@kurtisburtis4276]

Unsure Aleks but are you sure about that? Unsure Aleks

[@unsurealeks3955]

GiantEatingBear クルト I'm unsure about being unsure

[@x_bipolar_bear_c5143]

"No one wants to see that!" On the contrary, James, on the fucking contrary

[@Squirrelz83]

I want all my acid trips to have aleks and Trevor playing the drums and horn

[@ColonelEagle]

10:23 I've wanted to buy those mugs at the RoosterTeeth store but they're always unavailable. Now I know why.

[@lexeep]

dad

[@NarwhalGamerz]

you are the actual first comment on this video

[@cerealchef6862]

That CSGO bomb sound gave me flashbacks of Dust 2.

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

You triggered my elephantlepsy with that horn blowing sequence with all those light changes.

[@frankiero6636]

trevor is my favorite black youtuber

[@amylovespocky2996]

this whole BTS I kept looking at all the cute expressions and faces Asher was making

[@Wolfstar26]

i'm really looking forward to the halloween videos that asher mentioned on streammmm

[@yhlorm]

WOAH ALEKS HAS ACQUIRED SOME FLAME ASS SHOES THAT ARE STRAIGHT FLEXIN

[@MayatiASMR7318]

4:30 ”As we can see here, we seem to have stumbled upon an ancient tribe called the cow cophululu. It seems we have gotten the chance to listen to there signature tribe song”

[@kaydenaleksander9328]

The part with the horn and the drum looks like a fever dream I had a while back

[@morganhughes3601]

Cup dude and mug boy.

[@GibusGod]

The edits in this video are better than ever... great job.

[@agnel47]

The ting goes sexual.

[@kruin7241]

I got PTSD when I heard the cs bomb sound go off, thanks Cow Chop

[@curbyourwaifu]

I saw Lewd and Cow Chop in the same notification, I don't think I've ever opened anything so fast.

[@AshleyRobles]

Not sure if I want that D.Va charger or Brett's dance skills more 🤔

[@trueanimosity3886]

4:24 was a musical masterpiece...

[@goldmaster542]

True Animosity ikr

[@lexhitreset]

know what fucks me off? Your coffee mugs and Funhaus's have been out of stock forever. And you let that one go without a problem.

[@nightcluu]

Omg even before Brett started dancing like that I was dancing like it so I broke down laughing because we were thinking the same thing😂

[@charliecancino5023]

Their edits are becoming Godlyyyy

[@Jake.........................]

Thought to myself "If there's a Cow Chop video I'll just get drunk instead of going out." And now we're here.

[@johnymaxwell8965]

I'm glad Brett reminded Aleks that he still has his own channel. Now let's wait and see if he comes back to it.

[@TacoSquid]

Aleks "That is an indigenous Viking war horn" Brett in the background "What!?"

[@HyperManic1000]

I like that both Aleks and Trevor have stuck with their blonde hair instead of cutting it

[@CharleyXMIke]

I like how Anna has that slight look of concern at 7:22 lol

[@billcosby12344321]

@6:39 GOTTA GO FAST! lmao

[@IBAcc-yn6rh]

Bitch 1 minute and it’s already full of views

[@Lumaz001]

Honestly love your content guys

[@Hector11James]

*pants drop* "Here you go"

[@adog9929]

I was watching this while in a queue for a cs:go match and that bomb scene tricked me.

[@asycfan8694]

i just got jump scared by that explosion xD

[@xXxFlamingXSkullxXx]

Man, I never knew I was gonna be getting some of that JAMES FANSERVICE!!!!! HELLS YEAH!!!

[@JodanTheHero]

"You're good at opening packages." *Proceeds to beat the package to death*

[@shambolic7722]

4:21 is this death grips

[@Ezixea]

Trashposting

[@alphamike_]

shambolic fantano: 10/10

[@fleurpvnk108]

Cowthony Choptano here!

[@Brainwave101]

*N O I D E D*

[@0DINN]

This might be the earliest I've ever been to a video

[@98Dreadboy]

Bradey Anderson Not early enough.

[@artfx9]

4:20 more of this please!

[@spiderfreak8877]

Trevors little ooh when the pants dropped haha

[@radical5015]

That tribal song scene would be a hell of a thing to watch on lsd.

[@REBProductionsInc]

joe’s smile makes me smile

[@AniWillow]

Trevor you're doing amazing

[@amandateoh1164]

"No one wants to see that" *You've never been more wrong, James*

[@robsteele4773]

Im starting to realize that every cow chop video is a bad acid trip

[@TheGreenSnakeKiller]

this is the earliest I've ever been

[@clickbaitcancer120]

same probably

[@ishhighkey]

same dude

[@Hitman2u4u]

Downright Darius no one cares

[@TJ-fd9iw]

notification gang

[@xTwistedxRagex]

Don't you think that being this early might be considered coming prematurely?

[@Nintend_No]

9:28 that effect actually fucking scared me, I was stunned for like 5 seconds Jesus

[@chickennugget2611]

that look Aleks gives the camera after Brett starts talking about his channel lmaoo

[@zacksmith45]

That jam session was to real

[@DOOMFISTNyou]

7:22 Normal people: these are weird noises CSGO Players: *Shaking Intensifies*

[@jacknolan1312]

Why is Trevor's first reaction to rope is to put it around his neck, he even Aleks do it lol

[@SassyP17]

the music in this video sounds like the music from monk. im digging it

[@ravioli178]

Bretts dancing is the best

[@TVYL3IGH]

if you could hear what’s going on inside my head, 3:48 is the only thing you’ll hear

[@callisusen3717]

Good for you Trevor. That's super cool you've lost weight

[@user-pg4ps9jp1g]

Holy shit this editing was so good

[@7770robi]

I fucking lost it when Brett started dancing xD

[@garrettstephen6901]

Joe stares at that chick remembering his days in a chicken mask.

[@Mintygremlin]

Brett looks soooo intelligent blowing on that horn

[@MrRansun]

I thought the title said "Lewd Disney Knock Knocks", I was expecting some *spicy* jokes

[@RileytheDirewolf]

Brett dancing was me when I had one too many shots at prom and I can never look at any classmates the same because im the shy one that doesnt speak

[@manbaby1201]

well i do and and um

[@lilhispanic3242]

Was actually waiting for new video while watching tf2 gameplays

[@kennabenna2525]

4:26 Brett's dancing is the best LOL

[@jedidigha]

Transitions remind of Cartoon Network bumpers, like with billy and Mandy or other things.

[@lvl38zapdos]

aleks wheres the house tour

[@hazbinettv1828]

This shit had me laughing super hard in the middle of the night. You guys are great. 🖤👌🏼

[@loaf7582]

Aleks' Camel Toe is a legend on its own

[@hanabanana2906]

"No one wants to see that, dude." James has obviously never seen the posts of CC fan accounts. Everyone wants to see that.

[@lilsnail4434]

Trevor looks like Max Payne but with hair

[@dabton8187]

holy fuck i wasn't expecting a deathgrips music video

[@thorinvalhalla5665]

Brett rockin that OF hat.

[@ThomasW215PHL]

I see Brett is a Tyler fan, respect gained.

[@smokemadbuds991]

how dare thee dislike these funny bits.

[@Zakading]

Brett did way better playing the trumpet on Funhaus' Talkin' Stalkings podcast.

[@TheTechDweller]

That cs bomb sound legit caused some ptsd

[@brodybbrbro1]

@justasher best editor by far-

[@madisonking8057]

Brett broke his vegetarianism with that horn

[@Hoinerman]

hooly mooly i just got an ad. well done chow chips

[@autumnniite2108]

That's like a weird shofar?? Where were they during Feast of Trumpets lmaoo