MOSCOW IMPORTS

[@FlapJacques]

Whenever Aleks speaks Russian, the day is blessed.

[@noahornosh]

Yeah I don't know why but I love it too.

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

I want to like this comment but it's at 666 likes and it's too perfect.

[@TheZatharias]

Vladivostok is the only part of Russia where the water around the port won’t fucking freeze and destroy the imports

[@mario41221]

@@Thetruthiscosmic I liked it cuz that's evil lol

[@stratojim473]

8:40 Aleks enters ultra instinct in order to get a purple dubble bubble

[@nightcluu]

My favorite part lol

[@ningen7736]

*Byan Byan Gyan Gyan intensifies*

[@reubenbirch]

Who's excited for 129!!!

[@Mysticfateee]

Didn't know there was that many Dragon Ball CowChop fans for it to get highly liked

[@stratojim473]

MysticFate Dragonball fans are everywhere haha

[@mansinghsoren5321]

I cried when Aleks said he misses his family

[@dumpsterfiregames4710]

I really want more episodes of Aleks just casually speaking Russian, it's just so pleasing to hear for some strange reason.

[@dumpsterfiregames4710]

You're not wrong.

[@YogiXXL]

Aleksandr Russian ASMR

[@cierradotcom4507]

brett's thighs are so intimidating they could probably crush a human head with little to no effort

[@somewhatbored2503]

cierradotcom Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't realize how buff he is until now. That scared the shit out of me.

[@realtalkz3930]

well he couldn't crush a watermelon with his thighs from a previous video so my head's ok for now

[@swm141]

cierradotcom fr

[@numbertu4828]

Sydney from the parkour place has a shot too.

[@chillestfox]

Jordan Jones what episode??

[@m00sechuckle15]

I’m kinda surprised everyone is still alive. Not after this episode, just in general.

[@MoonJungSeul18]

Well, ImmortalHD isn't.

[@TheG_Boy]

Brian Eels ahahahah!

[@denisshevchenko1849]

Holy shit. Aleks was born in Vladivostok. I was born and lived there for 14 years. I don't know why but it honestly feels awesome.

[@GamerDude322]

MoscowChop

[@ToriKo_]

Jolamar holy shit

[@NotMac]

Very good

[@devindoesthings92]

"i like all kinds" *immediately gets hit with A L L K I N D S*

[@p00ptart61]

6:42 aleks's eyes lit up so much lol

[@enzoidd]

Blue Pooptart even though he hates vodka lol

[@p00ptart61]

Enzo alcohol is alcohol for an alcoholic lol

[@aliienrealm]

Need to give Aleks a medal for that James impression. Spot on! lmao

[@user-xx6wz3tk6j]

Come back home my son

[@mario41221]

Come drink with us aleks, the water here is vodka and the actual water is just vodka with no flavor! Cyka blyat!!

[@s3dchr]

BURGER CLOWN?!

[@misterdinner3648]

"Who hasnt seen lenins' body"

[@recklessturtle7462]

Lennon*

[@uncomfortablealeks539]

Linen*

[@fadilmujezin2514]

Professor Genki who tf is lennon😂😂😂 its lenin

[@fadilmujezin2514]

Uncomfortable Aleks lenin

[@eugene8910]

Professor Genki Hahahahahahahaha

[@texasred2149]

Brett doesn't need the slingshot to scare intruders, he just needs to reveal his huge arms and they'll just start running the fuck out of there

[@RosesBottom]

*_iNcLuDeS pAiD pRoMoTiOn_*

[@batas2043]

it's funny to listen to aleks speak russian when you understand it

[@lesapolyana]

it's pretty decent

[@alexbetancourt5368]

Does he speak it correctly?

[@deathbyjypsy]

Being Russian makes me feel closer to Aleks

[@sandwichhumor6170]

deathbyjypsy being a dropout makes me feel closer to Aleks

[@deathbyjypsy]

Gogeta Kurasaki having no dad makes me feel closer to aleks

[@CaptainUsopp118]

.Aleks to closer feel me makes Russian Being

[@stanmcparland4181]

being ukrainian makes me less connected

[@symbiote3220]

deathbyjypsy in all accounts being Russian isn’t anything to be proud of... They’re pretty much a decaf and less beautiful version of America’s capitalism

[@WTFjusthappend2000]

my russian heart cringed when aleks put the hat on backwards.

[@lesapolyana]

you mean sideways?

[@Eleych]

WTFjusthappend2000 Same lmao😂😂😂

[@rsnerdXD]

Same

[@jacobcozad5079]

Aleks is western spy confirmed, we must send him to gulag in urals before his disgraces us again

[@uncomfortablealeks539]

It's just written in Slav DNA, he can't help himself

[@roguevalor3510]

MORE RUSSIAN VIDEOS WITH RUSS BOI ALEK

[@meganm5608]

everyones shirts are so cool wtf

[@SpaztallicA]

Megan McCarron especially the one with papa putin on it

[@TenaciousBuns]

They are all cowchop shirts

[@neednotrust]

Mike Youte are they available to purchase?

[@Theewalker]

I was curious about aleks shirt cause I want that shit! 🔥

[@TenaciousBuns]

I Eat Ass they will be in a week or two

[@MANA98]

When mom and dad go on vacation without you 😡

[@nothing3376]

I bet they fucked

[@iemsquarebabeh]

Are they together? Didn’t think they were

[@severedtulips7641]

I think the sunflower seeds are special cause sunflowers are like a symbol of Russia or something. They're not the national flower but they are popular there.

[@polikerski]

Severed Tulips I think it's just a slavic thing. They're popular in Poland as well

[@ArtHazard]

It's not a symbol, it's just a popular snack, especialy among gopniks.

[@halcyonz5306]

Bobushka - Grandmother

[@GeckoDX]

Lmao it’s just grandma

[@zeshani9861]

Babushka is grandmother, Matj is Mother

[@Len9]

Zeshani isn't it just mat?

[@winterwolf5229]

mat' (soft t) or mama

[@ghostisblack]

its just grandma and if u dont know that then ur special

[@thejovihead]

"Wow" - Owen Wilson

[@jacobcozad5079]

13:30 “Pre-vat, spice-ba” finally someone who can speak fluent russian

[@colintherookmain7419]

I wonder if Aleks will actually kill James with the slingshot.

[@UnoriginalTrash]

“I only remember 358 words”

[@pixelcxlt3829]

I hope you’re okay aleks , I know it’s hard to be apart from your family , but cow chop loves you and all us fans love you as family so don’t feel like you’re ever alone ❤️

[@NoelNolNull]

4:26 aleks looks like Natalie Portman as the pirate king in pirates of the Caribbean

[@spookymemes7965]

I love my Russian dad

[@chrisrichardson4693]

Alex Rivas *daddy

[@Mr.Tahkos]

Too bad Aleks never got to know his

[@iPenzel]

Oh hey that's me @ 3:19 that's dope. You guys were hella chill' man.

[@AstraPink]

Aleks: Puts on beret "This is what would have happened if I didn't move." Me 4 years later: We could have literally lost Aleks to the war...

[@tikkelbikkel]

9:18 "You fucking idiots..." was exactly what ran through my head at this point in time. Luckily Trevor, the genius that he is, requested the targets to be relocated.

[@Ryshious]

I died at “Includes Paid Promotion” lmao haha lol

[@LukeDukeTilDeath1]

I'll piss on your grave homie.

[@LB.99]

Ok?

[@Dampler]

words are funny

[@uncomfortablealeks539]

I wonder how much Russia paid them to promote the country

[@ninjamurai]

nice to see comrade ellenHD

[@deralictv.]

The Japanese guy losing his mind and building a army of miniature paper cranes is very appropriate, Japan airlines AD triggered memories of a 11+ hours towards mainland Japan.!

[@THENikoBellic]

i wish Aleks could speak Russian more often!

[@leslie6953]

Trevor is almost old enough to drink! 👌👍 No more young Trevor memes ):

[@HarryMoho]

Lexi Jones he's old enough to drink in every country except the USA

[@wyattk8253]

HarryMoho USA is weeeeeiiiird

[@saltysavestate5855]

The power of forced memes.

[@Krushking99]

Trevor is only twelve fym

[@FinianA2]

In Denmark we drink when we come out of the womb, god snaps

[@llamacebu216]

Alekz do a video with the squatting Slav

[@mutiethecat]

just sent you guys a dagger cause a sword was to expensive. can not wait for you guys to hate it and make fun of me

[@thatsplinter]

OH SHIT, I saw the video where they opened this.

[@Big_AlMC]

Now its bring sold off to pay their debts after shut down

[@withcheeseontop4274]

11:44 sneaky boi Aleks

[@maxshenderson6743]

I like the traditional Creatures office music towards the end😩😩😩

[@crzymonk5875]

8:40 That was a good catch.

[@BrilloBrock]

Lindsey sinking that shot was a great ending

[@kinzy816]

👌👌aleks speaking russian👌👌

[@achyka3802]

when Aleks said Bože moj I fucking died

[@Olyeet]

I don't know how many people will say this but... that support on the slingshot is supposed to go on the top of your wrist/forearm and the slingshot is supposed to be held sideways for accuracy - there's even iron sights on each side of the fork. gr8 vid, i missed james

[@SkippyCinematic]

This should've been its own Foreign Import episode

[@kogykun4928]

8:40 alex showing us those russian ninja skills

[@aadalserna]

I really want aleks to talk when he lived in Russia if he has any memories of it

[@kusaki2576]

OH HELL YEAH BOIS

[@justinh2150]

Is Aleks the real Moscow import?

[@cruzingman560]

My boys getting another paied sponsorship makes me shed a tear

[@LikaKharytonchyk]

Seeing in comments somebody from Russia watching CowChop makes me so happy P.S. Katyusha is mah jam 👊

[@rochelleheremaia]

can aleks just make a whole channel of him speaking Russian 😍😍😍

[@EnycmaPie]

Yo Aleks is accurate AF with that slingshot. That thing hard as shit to aim.

[@dakotanipp8900]

12:20 "Break his fucking teeth" I got so nervous

[@xlecriss1]

I never learn to appreciate this russian boii this much. Thank you for this enlightenment

[@thejoshno]

I was adopted and when he talked about missing seeing his family it hit me in the feels

[@crislopez]

Aleks looks so happy talking about his homeland 😢😢

[@blondgirl101]

this video inspired me to make a purchase of an entire bucket of dubble bubble gum so thanks for that

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Brett makes some suprisingly good "death" sounds, dude should voice act for an RTS game.

[@jooonnnaaaa]

the russian boy loved his gifts, but he sadly misses his family

[@TheLankieMidget]

the flap at the bottom of the sling was to rest on your arm so that it isn't shaking when you pull back

[@forestpig1596]

"you break into this building ??and leave some unexpected mail ??"

[@animechagram]

Nice Nixon watch Alex. Got the exact same one.

[@myst6057]

Dude , to be honest when the video starts and I see “includes paid promotion” I know for a fact that I’m going to at least giggle or laugh hella hard . Ily CowChop keep it going ❤️

[@mrchrischamp1]

When you realise Aleks' birthday is 9 months and a few days after the dissolution of the USSR

[@some-replies]

I bet a lot of young Russians were born around that time.

[@Deadboy-ge7cu]

Lmao Someone’s gonna slips on those home alone style and break their back

[@mrdaym]

"Did you just spit sunflower seeds all over the floor?" Brett confirmed never seen a Russian eat semechki.

[@sora8711]

7:38 I can appreciate the Katyusha.

[@god4261]

9:40 that's so sweet.

[@StarmanDX]

isn't beluga a *type* of whale

[@babyleader]

means whale in russian. its like the sahara desert and sahara means desert in arabic

[@Mikesterman222]

The whale whale

[@malkonemog]

Hlaaftana no it doesn't, in russian "kit" means "whale"

[@batt3ryac1d]

I love how Lindsay is fucking dying after that shot lol

[@bryonydddddddv]

11:44 I'm pregnant.

[@haarisarain5048]

mosCOW imports? New retail store idea?

[@samambrotv]

You guys make me happy. Thank you.

[@shmexysamiches1173]

I love the Red Army Choir

[@MrRANDUM145]

14:10 nice Alon cameo!

[@analeon864]

Brett is too pure oh my god

[@Ceesalt16]

That thing hanging from the sling shot is to keep it stable on your arm👌

[@bigeg228]

Holy shit I actually live in Vladivostok You really should come back Aleks, the city changed so much since the last time you've been here

[@andycozy263]

Those seeds are great cause they come with a little hard candy in the bag

[@truedardii]

Please james if you read this don't let this bout of depression destroy cow chop we're all here for you son

[@susan7948]

'' miss my family'' nooo alekksss please be happyyyyy

[@tastyboy1232]

*Insert joke about somone making a joke about making a joke about alek's channel*

[@SalveMaria777]

New cowchop merch looks killer

[@victoriaxix]

10:44 aleks is unbothered

[@RobiXDYT]

Any notice that the chocolate bar from Russia looks similar to the one in escape from tarkov. Love how much detail they put into that game.

[@crazyjakey109gaming]

We've got one month until Trevor bby is 21. Looking forward to see what the channel is going to do with celebrating that.

[@brownguy903]

Kind of surprised/disappointed they didn't acknowledge Anna's leaving cow chop for her sister

[@mellowmike7520]

I think all this stuff is pre recorded

[@EnergyFitnessCX]

Hopefully she returns.

[@IsaacPurpleguy]

oh wow, I didnt know this

[@kittysrule]

She may have asked them to not make it super public.

[@TheDKing67]

brownguy903 what she is??

[@andruekeyser8174]

Papa Brett rewards his little boys for being good colorized (1945)

[@Spartan13444]

I want Brett's shirt. NOW.

[@tiny-dash]

A full-on Russian Aleks video! I've wanted this for so long!!

[@unlimitedjus5794]

i love russian aleks

[@brennandunn3985]

Friend: “Are you Russian?” Me: “Yeah, I have a Ushanka.”

[@ThinJizzy]

Holy shit. Slingshots are no joke dude.

[@MrStatistx]

I can't get over the name Warface

[@jeremiahhamlin1548]

Ay, Oklahoma representing the cow chop boys. Yeet

[@DiabolicNick]

The fact that they don’t know how to use a slingshot 😂😂😂