Jesse plays: DAVE THE DIVER | Part 1

[@passdoutcouchpotatos]

Man with fear of sharks dives dave

[@SaucerheadTharp]

I still remember him playing far cry 3 and gliding out to sea to a boat, only to realize 1) he was going to fall short and 2) there was a big shark symbol on the map.

[@terakahn]

@@SaucerheadTharp I just went and found that clip. Absolutely hilarious.

[@SaucerheadTharp]

@@terakahn Right up there with TB doing commentary next to a stream just before being mauled by an allegator and screaming the entire time.

[@Sith9890]

take a shot every time Jesse indignantly yells WHAT DO YOU MEAN about something that is incredibly clear/predictable

[@fatherofhellions]

Dead before ep 3 in ANY playthrough.

[@irgyn]

"oh no, i put nothing on the menu" *opens menu* *closes menu* "guess we're only serving tea" Jesse... Jesse never changes

[@happyhatebot]

This is one of those games that's just Jesse-coded, I feel, to a point. His reactions to the cutscenes were basically all I wanted out of it, and I can rest happy.

[@xavmanisdabestest]

Haven't watched this dude in years but this game made me think about Jesse and low and behold he's done a series on it. Very cox codded Indeed

[@WhiteW01f]

Oh boy, another game where reading instructions is key. Well, better sit back and get ready for Jesse to only read half of them! lol

[@Prophes0r]

Half?

[@hewhoeatsall]

Wait is this The Completionist??

[@javiertib998]

Wow dude, You suck. Go and watch someone's else video.

[@tpierce104]

Still better at following instructions than the Game Grumps 😂

[@flamedance58]

@@tpierce104 Mind you GG does it on purpose cause of years of ppl being annoyed that they don't read through them better.

[@KaleUmbara789]

oh lordy.... I think Jesse is waaaaaaay too oblivious for a game like this... good luck man. you're gonna need it. especially if you dont read instructions

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

Jesse is the only game advertising that has ever really worked on me. His boundless, genuine enthusiasm combined with his infuriating (but charming) incompetence has made me buy so many games over the years, going back over a decade. Guess this is just another one on the list.

[@inoob26]

every cinematic was great and then the fish witnessing the sharpness of the chef's knife sent me

[@AgaricRook]

Was that the shark he needed at 1:29:54? Lower right corner.

[@eblackbrook]

Yeah to the right where they told him to look for the shark which he completely didn't pay attention to...

[@PaladinGear15]

Oh hell yeah this is gonna be a relaxing thing to watch xD Edit: I was wrong! Seeing Jesse miss 90% of his shots, completely ignore the damage numbers appearing and assuming fish he doesn't 1 hit kill are invincible, and of course ignoring most of the instructions... it's not relaxing at all!

[@ArcticHaven]

I really appreciate when Jesse reads the dialogue, I usually watch these videos while I am working so its nice to not have to look over and read dialogue.

[@trav_esty]

Have I played this? Yes. Have I watched multiple people play this? Yes. Will I watch it again when Jesse plays it? Yes. Love me some Haw Peppa Toona.

[@kory_misun]

I am so freaking happy that you're playing this. I hope you have a blast, Jesse! And as being someone who always uses a controller, you might need one for this adventure. For your best game, please try not to kill anything! They're more valuable when captured and brought back fresh.

[@runei355]

I love how I'm watching this for chillness while I do some FF14 and have a certain NPC in a certain MSQ dungeon go "Damn you Ascian!" as Jessie is sitting there after his last death. XD

[@Tehed82]

Oh man, I started Dave and loved it but kind of got distracted. This really makes me want to get back again and finish it. Such a fun game!

[@Rayweo]

Thanks for hearing us and giving the game a try Jesse. This is great.

[@DRave311]

As a man called Dave, I thank you for that intro song, I loved it, and I love you Jesse!

[@terakahn]

I adore this game so much. LOL Jesse's reaction to Duff was excellent. Oh he didn't know he could modify the menu while they're open. I never noticed before but that was an actual shot of the sea people village. I didn't remember that by the time I got there. "There's a whole new mechanic?!" Welcome to dave the diver every 5 minutes. "now I wish I found the shark" He actually did on that dive, but he didn't see it lol

[@Terrakinetic]

1:19:10 SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS SHARKS

[@chiannehere]

love this game! cant wait to see shenanigans

[@YaoiMaven]

So glad that Jesse is playing this extremely fun and good game! The cutscenes are one of my favorite parts of DtD & seeing his positive reactions to them is fabulous. Rly looking forward to when the restaurant starts getting special guests, so I hope he sticks with this long enough to clear a few more chapters

[@dontfeedthelunatic]

One of my favorite KZbinrs playing one of my favorite games, I've waited for this moment. I can't wait to watch the entire series

[@sweetstar8756]

My dad is named Dave, he's not a diver but I did buy him a hat saying I'm Dave doing Dave things.

[@Kikkatar.]

That's heccen amazing

[@makenawatkins]

I have a mighty need for Jesse to finish this game. Perfect thing to chill out to.

[@tmoody1000]

I love this Jesse! I hope you'll play through the rest of the game - the chill vibes and your commentary are the best :) :)

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

I just assumed you had already dove the depths with Dave. You're in for a wonderful journey!

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

Dave the diver is just another reality where Jesse ISN'T scared of sharks!

[@Torvaun]

2 minutes in, I know nothing about this game, I choose to believe it's just going to be chill and relaxing and nothing from the briny deep is going to terrify our favorite galeophobe.

[@Evadooker]

man watching jesse learn a new game is like watching my dog try to tie his shoes

[@tedd00900]

the more non-lethally caught the fish the better the stars equals more meat.

[@flamedance58]

So don't slash the fish and try shooting the fish several times?

[@tedd00900]

@@flamedance58 Kinda using the harpoon will get you a two star fish if you manage to catch it with it, the net gun, tranq gun/ tranq weapon, tranq harpoon will get you a 3 star fish which is the best which will get you the most meat and the 3 star marina card. Of course bigger prey you'll need the drone for.

[@vaidenkelsier7757]

Man, another game I need to get back to. Just absolutely wonderful chill vibes.

[@38lizzieb]

excited that Jessie is finally getting around to playing this, can't wait for more!

[@whcnoland09]

Is it gatekeeping to say you make better sushi than anyone else in the world? Its just confidence.

[@dennisl9176]

this feels like a very Jesse game, aside from the fact that you need to dive into the ocean lol

[@ChengTeoh]

Most perfect timing @1:21 😂

[@lychirose]

I hope you continue to play this one, Jesse! I used to watch my dad play it in his free time and it's a great game when you need something low-key and relaxing :D

[@Prophes0r]

Low key. Relaxing. Dude has a phobia of deep water and a fear of shards. This is his own personal Scary Game Squad.

[@iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

@@Prophes0r scary game squid

[@theseesh9163]

This is what we're missing, Jesse playing cute goofy indie games he found. Thats what always shone about this channel, bring Fan Friday back my guy

[@theseesh9163]

I can't believe im watching Jesse play indie games again, this is my childhood right here

[@A_Toastonawhiteplate]

Streamed this for a good friend of mine...a really fantasic game with awesome music

[@Cariad_]

💛

[@danlynch3885]

So I was gonna have this on in the background whilst I work. But that freestyle to the title theme upgrades it to a focussed watch 😂

[@Vernaleer]

This was amazing! I hope you will continue!

[@rubyvalverde1923]

That intro song was great man. Couldnt ask for a better start to a video

[@Invalidationcoded]

did he not read the part that said the shark he was looking for was all the way to the right.

[@PeacefulSubmission]

I never did expect Jesse Cox to play this game. :D I'm HERE for it though!

[@Fugnu]

SOOOOO excited to see you playing this game, its SO sweet and fun!!!

[@Cyiel568]

Dave the Victim. I really enjoyed this game a few months ago.

[@Metalwabbit]

I love when this game came out I wasn't too interested but a bit curious. Now actually seeing it, I need this game in my life. Nothing like a chill game you can partially tune out with while listening to a podcast or show. Perfect relaxer between work and responsibilities

[@ceebee4564]

"Why do I feel like I'm getting abused in this situation?" And thus, the plot of Dave the Diver is entirely unraveled in one question.

[@SilverionX]

I laughed when the shark he had been looking for came into view and he completely turned around and didn't find it for the rest of the episode. Very funny. 😂

[@theseesh9163]

Been meaning to check this out, thanks Jessela

[@Tplwtch]

Jesse swimming by the shark at 1:29:53 and not seeing it is 100% normal jeese behavior.

[@person3714]

What a chill game, dude.

[@JonHazzard]

Ohhh man ! Love this game so much . Hope you play the full game it’s amazing

[@advkow]

With his fear of the seas I'm amazed he's playing this

[@mikintosh6111]

I saw the short and was asking when Jesse played divin' Dave. Here is my answer.

[@CrockofBits]

The first 30 seconds actually broke me.

[@danherondraws]

I had forgotten Jessie didn't like sharks, took me a moment to figure out what was wrong with the tutorial arrow marker XD

[@Rockalanche]

One of the best intros to a video this year.

[@mickobee]

not jesse putting literally 4 pieces of food on the menu for a whole day

[@CptFUBAR]

What bet did Jesse lose, that made him play a game LITERALLY about diving deep into the ocean? I'm in an alternate reality rn 😂

[@PrimeMyth64]

Very happy you play this amazing game!

[@5tarwhirl]

I did not expect to start grooving at the beginning of this video! ;D

[@Dickee_P]

Yes!!! The song at the beginning 😭 😂

[@JeskidoYT]

Yes finally I've been waiting years for this!!

[@sinswhisper9588]

you didnt go deep enough ... ya gotta go deep to get the man

[@KyleCorbeau]

1:29:35 This hurts my soul that he just ignored the shark and then says "he wish he found it" at 1:32:33

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Time for a deep dive

[@alexandreboutaudvalarini5638]

I am so proud of you Jesse!

[@caspianberggren4195]

This game has great music!

[@ReclusiveCaribou]

Fun times watching you play one of my favorite games!

[@ckn3481]

time to chill with jesse

[@Prophes0r]

Situational... ...awareness

[@shamzer0374]

Dave is a different kind of Helldiver

[@OffBrandJoestar]

2:09 Okay, Jesse needs to play Helldivers 2 for the channel!

[@justinjacobson9837]

When Jesse said, "did they really just make fat Ash?" I was like meh, kinda generic lookin character. But then his name Sato? Ash's name in Japanese is Satoshi lol.

[@atem3200]

I think Jessie doesn't know what gatekeeping means 😂

[@Sith9890]

ayo are there sharks here asking for a Jesse

[@animefarm2482]

HEY, when did I agree to have a video game made of me and my hobby 😂

[@iluvsakuraandsyaoran]

i think this game is great but god i can not watch it without instantly craving sushi and proceeding to spend way too much on takeout

[@cory6266]

1:29:52 The shark

[@Uthardar]

Look like Jessie took a dive lol

[@muncherofbiscuits]

1:21:33 a perfect moment

[@Oldskoolguitar]

Good ol JC LP

[@MrBiscuits9000]

I love root beer, too.

[@Keyh]

Such a fantastic game. Get tranq rifle ASAP

[@fett01]

I like how everyone that plays this game picks up on the fact that people take horrible advantage of Dave

[@stephenmorgan6282]

Kickstarter/Go Fund Me to make Jesse swim with sharks irl. Probably would cost way too much. It’d make amazing content though

[@mickobee]

how did he miss that shark at 1:30:09???

[@harrisonjones2013]

Hey Jesse, are you and the SGS Lads going to be playing Sucker for Love 2? Pleeeease?

[@pompompuddings]

Let's go babyyyy

[@Mythriak_]

For Jesse, any dive into waters with sharks is a helldive

[@malcolmmarks4330]

Oh no. Jesse

[@SternSupremacy]

Jesse if you still play indies and other hidden gems, PLEASE check out the games Anno: Mutationem and Cosmic Star Heroine!

[@anumeon]

Is it weird that at a quick glace i thought that the thumbnail for this video was a weird Jesse/Trump/Peter Griffin hybrid? :D

[@lainwakura]

oh boy, another game for jesse to prove he doesn't know how to read.

[@sinswhisper9588]

wanting to do everything all at once is why i dont play games like this ... i want that power fantasy of being able to go beyond what the game wants me to (its also why i play 'survival games on casual -- that and i play video games to have fun not get my ass beat every 3 seconds)

[@Paddyooooooooo]

😮

[@panix6]

People actually use KZbin premium???

[@keybro]

Where the heck is Skyrim Jesse Cox?

[@zombie0ate0my0brains]

Where is Skyrim?