12 Times Darlene Got the Last Word | Roseanne | COZI Dozen

[@shapeshifta85]

Her nonchalant attitude, slouchy demeanour and razor-sharp wit were all I aspired to be as a teenager. I even tried her deadpan gravelly voice, made being a teen fun.

[@margoduran8003]

1

[@GoGirl311]

I was that teen

[@mmmuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrr]

I was the exact opposite of Darlene, all blonde and bubbly and sweet. Darlene was the kind of girl who made fun of the kind of girl I was. lol. I wanted to BE her SO MUCH!!!

[@BwaKay3]

Darlene always had the best clap backs 😂

[@edwardfights4900]

Please don't connect that stupid lingo to the good old days. I want to live in a world where people didn't say dumbass shit and used gay emoticons.

[@lillianp8900]

I loved her sarcasm

[@jamericanladie5102]

yes

[@Beefer-e4j]

Edward Fights you’re just a delight.

[@edwardfights4900]

@@Beefer-e4j sorry we had a little bit of Pride and accountability in the late 80s early 90s

[@brookeww2919]

"I don't do pot it dulls my hatred." Best line ever.

[@natalieschannel7675]

“Aren’t you in my science class?”

[@mccown2690]

Natalie's Channel I LOST IT when I heard that line. 😂😂😂😂

[@kenya9549]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 she was serious too.

[@austinsimmons4393]

“Aren’t you in my science class?” LMAO 😂 😂😂

[@cristianmestre4027]

That’s the best one!! 😭

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brookeww2919]

"When you're done you don't hand the nurse a plastic cup." You can see Michael (DJ) Laugh in the background, lmao.

[@mrk1075]

11 times Darlene got the last word, Roseanne got number 12.

[@heshlyn.ashna1]

“Hey, Mark two plus two?” “What?!” “Yeah thought so.” 😂😂😂

[@23sexycutie]

That’s too funny 😂

[@colinmackinnon696]

And that's why Darlene's my favorite. 😊

[@sdlock83]

They were so mean to him : (

[@jadendiaz3615]

@@sdlock83 I know right and I loved every second of it.

[@jadendiaz3615]

That and I thought nobody was home and wanted to become a woman.

[@nickl.4168]

“If she’s so popular then ask her which one of us got felt up 😜” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferhansen3622]

That was so funny and she said it with her grandmother right there.😂

[@triciajohansen7124]

@@jenniferhansen3622 she said TO her grandmother!!!!🤣

[@jenniferhansen3622]

@@triciajohansen7124 😂😂

[@befdoglover1]

Beverly's expression after that > 😳

[@scottnichols3685]

That was one of my favorite scenes in the entire series.

[@mellowenglishgal]

I actually love that episode with the poem: It was a great poem, and reduced Roseanne to tears. Sort of like when Darlene gave Roseanne a copy of the short-story she had written, it gave Rosie a glimpse into her daughter’s life/mind.

[@kennyspaghetti4329]

A lot of people give most credit to Roseanne, Jackie, and Dan for the success of the show but Darlene was right up there with them. She's one of the funniest sitcom characters ever.

[@musicaltheatergeek79]

Also, Sara Gilbert was the only one of the kids to be Emmy-nominated. She received two nods for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series and lost both times to Laurie Metcalf. (IMO, Lecy Goranson should have received at least one nomination, too.)

[@stephaniebach__12-24]

Too bad in real life she doesn’t have a sense of humor

[@kathconserv]

The whole cast was perfect.

[@Katieeeee04]

Facts

[@palmereldritch7777]

Strongest sitcom cast ever and that went beyond the regulars.

[@FlyToBeach]

My favorite Darlene scene is when she hast to go bail out Dan for beating up Fisher. Best scene ever! my favorite line from her is when she’s out and this guy is hitting on her and she says “any part of you that touches me you’re not getting back.” Love this character!! I’m 39 years old and I still do!

[@mikec.3755]

No one was home so i figure i' become a woman. Awesome line

[@leanajo754]

Love this show...Darlene definitely reminds me of Daria, the popular MTV animated series. They are just alike.

[@PhoenixRising87]

Gotta have respect for our 90's teen queens of snark.

[@xeleliza5756]

I’ve been told often I remind people of Daria. Tonight I got told by a buddy that I remind her of Darlene. Your comment solidified that.

[@JamesDombroski-uw1po]

Was she from beavis and butthead

[@leanajo754]

@@JamesDombroski-uw1po Yes, she was their classmate.

[@lauriefaithprescott]

Darlene had some of the best lines. And all that beautiful thick curly hair too

[@karlastafford9623]

I loved her hair long.

[@lauriefaithprescott]

​@karlawsstafford9623 wish she kept it

[@dougxvale]

90s Lorde

[@lauriefaithprescott]

@@dougxvale idk what that means. Lorde??

[@trishbaum6364]

I don't smoke pot , it dulls my hatred. Best response ever.

[@whatsupdanger3045]

“Take out the trash” was the best one 😂😂😂

[@latoyatv2030]

Darlene always had the best one liners best style & character development

[@SJC8488]

And this is why she will forever be my favorite character from this show. I love Darlene! Sara Gilbert played the hell outta this role from beginning to end!

[@erinmcdonald2682]

U can tell Rosanne was so proud of that kid. They should bring back original show.

[@PresidentAmerica]

Well they did, Season 10 of Roseanne but then they kicked Roseanne off her own show for being RACIST.

[@kelli_with_an_I]

@@PresidentAmerica I was so pissed at her for that because I use to love Roseanne but what she did made me look at her a whole different way. Smh.

[@PresidentAmerica]

@@kelli_with_an_I seriously, Roseanne was my childhood.

[@jessifer23f]

@@kelli_with_an_I That's why they say to never meet your idols. I feel she betrayed kids that grew up watching her show in the 90s. She basically helped raising us to not be self-centered fucks like they have today.

[@GimpEMCo-1]

@@kelli_with_an_I Ambien is a different beast

[@Allome430]

Darlene was emo before emo was a thing lol 🖤 loved her!

[@David-h4z2s]

She was pure Grunge 😩😜🤑🤨🙄📺📼📼📴☯️🇺🇲

[@johnjohnson3709]

She’s always been my favorite!

[@martinbuhrer3893]

I was so smitten with Darlene back then. Wonderfully written and splendidly acted character.

[@lukamagnotta7966]

When I watched this in the 90's I used to think that Darlene was so mature because she is a few years older than me. Now I look at exactly the same girl and all l see is a little kid. Omg where did the last 25 years go?

[@jakes3799]

How come she doesn't get lines like these in The Conners. They gotta bring back the old Darlene.

[@lilianmaher2809]

The Conners suck

[@jaydeziner]

Because everyone is completely miserable without the one person that made the show they were casted in. Just no one will admit it.

[@jakes3799]

@@jaydeziner the new show was already flawed when Roseanne was there. It's not her leaving that's the problem.

[@sarahmoonnoon1536]

They could just chalk it up to aging. How when she was younger she was determined not to get sucked into the role of a mundane adult life, she was the one in her mind, that couldn't be sucked in ...but life often sucks you in, and as you age sometimes it's a permanent loss adventure and zest for life. The kids were always determined not to end up like their parents, and everyone in their town, only to end up like them. Age, ages you. .. Still a semi realistic portrayal of life, which the Connors even though it sucks a million times over, still gets that respect from me. This is what happens alot in life to a lot of lives..

[@sarahmoonnoon1536]

@Leslie Mccann Also I feel alot of fans longtime and new can notice how the passion and enthusiasm that they had for acting when everyone was younger and the course of the original show is completely non existent. The spark is gone from their eyes and hearts. It's been too long. They're all tired because of life and other endeavours. The delivery of lines are flat, lifeless, emotionless, and mechanical. It's like they've been forced or pressured into something that they don't really want to do. I know that they appreciate the money, but I feel like they mainly did it out of maybe pressure that longtime fans put them under. Longtime fans don't want to be reminded of the fact that the character and actor are older and maybe the effects of aging and life has taken a toll on them. The new time viewers want to see finally what the hype was about, because they've probably heard others speak highly and fondly of the Roseanne show. Longtime viewers They expect the same stic and charm factor and gimmicks as the character long ago. They don't want to be able to differentiate and distinguish the actors and characters. They want the associate the character with the actor as one. With the Connors, I see each of the actors on television. It's like the og actors are all new actors hired to replace original actors who are no longer on a show and trying to imitate the roles but failing miserably at it. I don't see Darlene anymore, I see Sara Gilbert on trying to play a character named Darlene. The beloved characters we use to know are dead. Within the exception of Jackie.

[@erichdevera6981]

Sarah Gilbert was awesome. Darlene was the nonchalant rebel and she nailed it.

[@edgarestradajr8014]

1:06 Darlene: "Hey Mark 2+2" Mark: "What "?? Darlene: "Yeah I thought so" 😂😂😂

[@Highland_Moo]

Growing up in the Scottish highlands in a tiny village where there’s no much to do back in the 80s and 90s meant that watching funny shows like this were a brilliant way to pass the time when the weather was too bad to go out. I loved Darlene…..her banter was superb! I loved the whole cast and the show was brilliant, but Darlene was definitely my favourite….maybe because I was tomboy. My folks were very strict though and I’d have been leathered had I backchatted. So, to me, Darlene was a god!

[@BlackieNuff]

The one where Becky farted in front of the school council was classic too... Darlene was savage, lol.

[@befdoglover1]

"Becky.....cut.....the cheese!" "People are already calling her Connor the Bomber!" "Becky Connor, the only one who can break the sound barrier without a plane!" 😆👍

[@marykershner8726]

Becky cut the cheese. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlackieNuff]

@@marykershner8726 A line that will last forever... just like some farts.

[@BlackieNuff]

@@marykershner8726 One of my favorite parts was Dan & Roseanne's discussion about it after... She tells Dan to take this one (go talk to Becky), he says "Why me?" and she says "I figure this is your area of expertise." 🤣 🤣😂 So he slowly starts walking to the stairs... his head goes down and his shoulders shake - " * Laughing * I didn't make it! "😂🤣

[@jaygarcia8508]

I absolutely worship Darlene...🙌😍🙌😍

[@Kleef718]

Darlene was an amazing character and Sara Gilbert did THE BEST and ONLY job to bring her to life. I never get tired of watching Darlene! Fan since the 90s

[@nano2261]

She is iconic!

[@johnfd0210]

As what?

[@num1Jaysta]

johnfd0210 What do you think

[@allisonladage5703]

“Let me say goodbye...belch.”

[@jordanwright2072]

Darlene: (Becky glares at her) What? Becky: Disgusting much?

[@jennifergrant5473]

Yes! Love this! Cracks me up every time I see it! 😂

[@amyknutson8118]

I always wanted to express myself like she did. With what she wore and she spoke the truth.

[@eltravo2112]

Darlene is missing her snappy comebacks in The Connors

[@kevingauthier4379]

Too busy ruining careers to boost herself.

[@barbarat5729]

And her mother. Ya know. The one who gave them all an opportunity to be famous.

[@ScoobyandShaggy5554]

All she does is complain and make lame side comments

[@glowingcrowns1692]

No she's not. She literally got the best lines in the show

[@karlastafford9623]

Yeah, As a teen she would put the fear of God in people. I loved it when she said to DJ "Your about to became a strange smell in the attic." Now on the Conners she's gotten soft wimpy another words. I know that she an adult now but i miss the teen that would tell anyone off.

[@dublinjazz1]

One of Darlene's best lines was when she said they keep DJ around for spare parts. Obviously it was her delivery that made it hilarious:)

[@BlackieNuff]

My favorite exchange : [Episode with the tornado] Roseanne : "DARLENE! DARLENE! WHERE ARE YOU??" Darlene : [ jumps out from hiding ] Roseanne : "DARLENE! That's not funny! You're grounded til menopause!" Darlene : "Mine or yours?" Roseanne : "Your father's!!"

[@GimpEMCo-1]

😄

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

I’m feel awful right now but this is making me laugh!!

[@88Doug]

Yes! Me too! I like your comment, I was like what do I need, old Roseanne! Darlene is snappy in this one!

[@kalevala29]

you hit the ground like a safe LOL

[@denny8093]

This show back in the day was so real to all us common folks

[@befdoglover1]

To Fisher: Aren't you in my science class? 🤣

[@nano2261]

DJ get the joke at 3:09 😅

[@ZetaReticuli_]

That last clip was actually from my favorite of the early episodes. I was actually able to fully relate to Darlene in that episode.

[@kris242]

Lmao I love how you can see DJ got the “test” joke in the background 🤣

[@Binx75075]

I grew up watching the show and I could relate to Darlene in every way. I have the same level of hatred towards humanity and the same level of depression.

[@JoelDuarte288]

Same here

[@kenya9549]

#11 "Aren't you in my science class?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MattWolfe1019]

Darlene cracked me up a lot of times on Roseanne.

[@brendawatkins6337]

YES ,BUT 🌹 ANNE CRACKED ME UP WITH THOSE"ONE LINERS"AND 🌹 ROSANNE ALLWAYS GOT THE LAST WORD OF THE FACT THAT SHE IS STILL FUNNIEST SHOW OF ABC'S"LINEUP AND SHE WAS THROWN UNDER THE BUS AND DRAGGED THREW ABC NETWORK AND KICKED IN THE TEETH AS ABC "XEZECUTIVES STOLED"HER SHOW AND KICKED HER IN THE TEETH.NEVER WATCHING ABC EVER AGAIN FOR REASONS OF LARCENY AND THEFT.

[@catchinghorses]

I love teenage grunge Darlene, but in terms of hilarity, tween Darlene was unmatched ❤

[@elizel90]

Darlene was my favorite character in the series. I aspired to be sarcastic like her as a teenager 😂😂😂

[@mrbreezeet1]

Darlene is the sassy one.

[@kendawyatt3219]

2:18 😂😂😂😂 periodt Darlene !!!!

[@mikefata6692]

Ok I gotta talk to the person who put this together. The #1 should be when she bailed out Dan.

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

I agree, that's DEFINITELY One of her best!!

[@nixeleth]

Oh man, absolutely--and it definitely would've made more sense than the first slot going to an instance when Roseanne got the last word, not Darlene.

[@ianhimmelstein5915]

Darlene’s wink always kills me

[@HellhammerSS]

Get real you hit the ground like a safe hahahaha

[@tricorvus2673]

I want to come back as someone as epic as Darlene is written and acted.

[@brianbearco]

So Mark did you dial the phone yourself or did Daddy help you? OMG that funny!

[@befdoglover1]

"Now that's not very nice! Do you use that mouth to kiss my sister?" "Just a second, let me say goodbye... *BELCH* !" 🤣

[@MorgorDre]

I love Darlene so much!

[@pattibrooks1907]

Love this show

[@raykyogrou0358]

Seeing John Goodman with that hair that looks like a wig just reminds me of his skit on SNL where he does an impression of Linda Tripp😂😂

[@estherchavez9911]

I just watched all 9 seasons on Amazon prime in like two weeks 😳

[@zeusdarkgod7727]

Time well spent

[@befdoglover1]

Have them all on DVD 📀.

[@xtxond]

Darlene was totally my first crush😍

[@latinalethalwatchyourself4420]

Darlene was is a baddie lowkey. Period I miss the old sitcoms before Roseanne went bonkers, and mark died🕊🙏. Darlene does who really ageless with being on tv so much. Period loving the connors.

[@nixeleth]

Technically, Mark died because the actor who portrayed him died in real life, not very long after the series ended (the first time around).

[@emilywhitfield2780]

Darlene the Queen of Sarcasm

[@AmaiaThompson2002]

Darlene was beautiful as she was savage in the 90s . 😍

[@rosieb9]

Damn I loved this show.

[@christinamellow9824]

Love Darlene I'm glad she did reboot the show ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

[@TheBasedCanadian]

She stole the show from Roseanne

[@Soldier4Christ2-3-5]

I love Darlene. Mad witty and beautiful

[@uppanadam]

No joke!! Seriously...I wish I had a daughter like Darlene!!

[@smallfootprint2961]

She played Darlene to perfection. Everything about her was the part. She was great.

[@Mr.EmeraldTheGreen]

Lol I just love Darlene! Could you do a video on 12 times Becky got the last word?! That too, would be perfect 👌

[@BwaKay3]

Agreed! Everyone's clapbacks! Especially LEON's 😂

[@nixeleth]

Did Becky even manage to get the last word 12 times? Between Roseanne and Darlene, I feel like Becky's score was somewhere around 5 up against their collective 500.

[@Brittneysgeetar]

Darlenes always been my favorite character😂

[@marykershner8726]

I loved the one where Becky and her friend got drunk and they ask who the bartender was and Darlene says wasn’t it the girl that was over here last night. Lol

[@KAMALAISHERNAME]

"Man, you hit the ground like a safe" 💀🤣💀😂💀🤣💀

[@marykershner8726]

Her expressions were halarious too!😂

[@seansherrod8725]

Darlene will FOREVER be my #1 gurl!!!

[@tonireeves931]

One of the bests series ever!

[@TallSilentGuy]

3:26 I just loved the way she lifted her eyebrows at the end as if to say: "Yeah, we're done bitch." 😂

[@allisonpaige4786]

Darlene...was ALWAYS my favorite...LOVE you Sara!!!

[@amandaphilip8396]

Darlene~my spirit animal 🥰

[@quincymadreyuofl4543]

Darlene was so beautiful 😍 we she was a kid and teenager my favorite actor.

[@fireice2037]

Darlene is my spirit animal.

[@migdon470]

Darlene was my spirit animal lol

[@MillerNj41]

Darlene was the best 😂😂😂😂

[@kachi2782]

She is the child every parent wants the girlfriend anyone wants (men or women), the daughter in law every step parent dreams of, the sister any child wants (boy or girl) she is perfection. I'm a man and i tried to model myself after her as a teenager. Unfortunately my parents weren't roseanne and dan !

[@kmdsubs3148]

Aren't you in my science class? 🤣

[@donjones1124]

This was fun to watch. I should rewatch them all! Love the Connors.

[@detroitjc]

God I loved her. So badass!

[@robertbauers2210]

#8 Yeah well if she’s so popular ask her which one of us got felt up lmao

[@8794JessicaF]

Rosanne show is and was still the number one t.v show when I grew up in schools time. 😊🎉

[@PaladinesAngel]

Get real you hit the ground like a safe 😂😂😂

[@BizzayLady]

Let me say goodbye.. BUUURPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🥰

[@uncannycerebro]

Darlene and David were always my favorite.

[@okeenalasady1321]

The #1 you guys pick it was Roseanne Last word still funny I love the show very very much

[@DeVill3007]

SO GOOD!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@hunhun23]

@3:08 dj laughing when dearlene says :with this test you dont hand in the plastic cup!!"

[@Starr2Be]

#6 Dan forgot how to pronounce Jimmy’s last name and you can see Roseanne shaking her head and Dan immediately just improv, but Darlene and Becky didn’t know how to respond so they just looked😳

[@Skiptondesigns]

When Roseanne was awesome and funny before cancel culture set in and everyone became offended. Love Roseanne!! The best comedy!

[@eileenryan2248]

Correct!

[@TallSilentGuy]

4:37 I hate to nitpick, but Roseanne totally got the last word here.

[@Foxy-ve1oh]

Darlene was always my favorite

[@kayb1624]

“I don’t smoke pot, it dulls my hatred” 😂