CR1M1N4L, CR1M1N4L (lofam2) | watch vid in description

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• Homestuck Sent Me A Le...
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LYRICS:
Well, what have we here?
The accused sits and shakes with fear.
You know how that makes me...
...makes me grin from 34R TO 34R.
Your lemony fear isn't all I can smell.
You're not hiding your deceit very well.
Tell us, you swindler, what drove you to such crimes?
And hurry it up, don't waste tyrannical time!
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
Hey, criminal scum, let's make this a game.
If this coin lands heads, I'm clearing your name.
Justice is serious, justice is fun.
I would never rest until JUST1C3 was done.
WH4T'S TH4T?
The coin has landed, you plea?
What do you mean? There's no coin I can see.
Are you picking on me because I am blind?
That's pretty heinous! I can't help my eyes!
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
A job well done. Justice is served.
After all it's what he deserved.
It sure is delicious to win yet again.
Victory still counts even if it's pretend.
A job well done. Justice is served.
In the end it's what he deserved.
It sure is delicious to win yet again.
Victory still counts even if it's pretend.
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.

[@RachelRoseMitchell]

do you know how many fucking comments on this video get sent to the automatic spam folder because of excessive numbers, only for me to have to rescue them because it's not spambots, it's terezis because the answer is a lot lmao

[@GumbaMasta]

At least Four hundred and thirteen?

[@abyssalseas3944]

ALL THE TEREZI!

[@samuelwhite1129]

4LL OF TH3M?

[@shyscorpio2003]

This song made realize just how manipulative Terezi really is! I bet she can convince an entire courtroom that some innocent troll is guilty by playing her mind games!

[@minifeebas8911]

she wouldnt, tho her entire schtick is catching the actual bad guys

[@gressorialNanites]

@@minifeebas8911 Well, unless she is roleplaying Redglare. When she does, she will stab Vriska instead of a very obviously guilty Gamzee.

[@minifeebas8911]

​@@gressorialNanites she stabbed vriska because she would be the end of the trolls by going to fight bec noir, not for the murders she thought she did

[@gressorialNanites]

@@minifeebas8911 We know full well, because later events show it unquestionably, that she only needed to bonk Vriska on the head to stop that. She is a Seer, there is no way she didn't know this. But when Redglare hunts Mindfang, the gloves are off, moirallegiance be damned.

[@minifeebas8911]

@@gressorialNanites as seen pre retcon, at the time she didnt see any other option than just killing her. She laments this a lot

[@mozimore9100]

I want Terezi to be real and to be a judge, with her own TV channel

[@tearoses9940]

Judge Terezi, now that's a courtroom show I would watch.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Next on the Courtroom Channel, Judge -Judy- T3R3Z1 >:]

[@sfisher923]

Y3S S1R OR M4D4M PL34S3 B3 R34L

[@deltaphant_]

Judge John Hodgeman but Terezi

[@dreamyliamy2537]

didn't tlcstuck take the piss out of judge judy when dave photoshoped a terezi style outfit on her

[@megamannt125]

Even though What Pumpkin is kind of a garbage heap and Andrew Hussie utterly ruined this franchise, I'll still always have fond memories of it when it was good and the time I spent in the fandom. I hope you'll keep these videos up. It reminds me of a better time.

[@sardsvib]

I don't know anything about this fandom but this was my jam when I was in my 'omg IM SO RANDOM' phase.

[@kas8ia]

Narnia Lives let me tell you about homestuck...

[@gretablackwell495]

You deserve context on what this is about. A troll (those grey alien guys) named Terezi is obsessed with justice and law, but because she's literally 13 and lives in the forest in a treehouse, she just plays make-believe with her veritable amount of dragon plushies, which she makes stories for, then eventually accuses them of something and hangs them from her treehouse window. The tree is covered with hanged dragon toys. Also, the lines about being blind is because, well, take a wild guess. She senses things completely with taste and smell, hence the "lemony deceit" line. Also, she flips coins to decide the fates of her accused. There's your context. You're welcome.

[@hankpikuni7024]

Hmmm well,..welcome to hell plz enjoy u r stay this fandoms is just amazing

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Greta Blackwell Good context summary, without making it way too long. 👍b

[@DragonaxFilms]

It takes a special kind of skill to summarize any aspect of something as messy Homestuck as clearly as you have. Well done.

[@dazzythenormling4847]

They should animate Terezi singing this to her scalmates!, I just pictured the animation and it looks great! X3

[@ciaramorris4784]

BRUH UR HERE XD

[@dazzythenormling4847]

Davekat Is BÆ HOLA

[@pringlebingle]

Yo dude I found yo ass

[@abyssalseas3944]

I wanna do a cosplay of this now.

[@korlina7026]

Dazzy The Normling I thought someone made a fan vid of her singing to Senator Lemonsnout?

[@ScotteiCovers]

And people wonder why Terezi is my favorite troll

[@Draconicdisciple]

Omg, I love your Behemo avatar.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

+Charissa Hayes Is it an Evillious Chronicles fan that I smell?

[@thiefofmind8850]

she my fav too

[@goldenfox8701]

Yet your profile pic is him

[@_Baku]

"How long does it have to go? Hm, let's see, it's 4 minutes and- oh oooooohhhhh i see what you did there"

[@echoreos]

:33 < so... has no one noticed that the video time is 4:13?

[@That_Ozian]

I did

[@koleyoung4447]

+Nepeta Leijon I did. After all, those ARE the numerals of the blind prophet. >:]

[@ciaramorris4784]

Ha, nope XD

[@cervineBotanist]

omg that is perfect timing.

[@a_enigma8129]

Nepeta Leijon it was literally the first thing I saw

[@GarryDumblowski]

God, when the harpsichord comes on at 1:56, it's just so SINISTER. It's like it's clear that you've snapped Terezi's patience, and your fate is sealed.

[@user-rv5rj4ej6s]

TH1S 1S AW3SOM3.

[@April-ke4kz]

1 KNOW R1GHT!

[@bigdaddywoowoo7680]

TH3R3 4R3 SO M4NY FUCK1NG T3R3Z1'S H3R3!

[@gallowscalibrator8381]

TH3R3'S MOR3 TO COM3, H3H3.

[@gracihaines8375]

N3P374 12 N0W 73R4Z1

[@elnahobino]

HOW M4NY T3R3Z1'S 4R3 OUT TH3R3? PL34S3 DON'T S4Y 413. PL34S3 DON'T S4Y 413. PL34S3 DON'T S4Y 413.

[@SarahZ]

Love the song and love the description!!!

[@RachelRoseMitchell]

Thanks Sarah! Your video was something of a final straw for me so I contacted WP about removing my music from the soundtrack. Perhaps unsurprisingly, haven't heard back yet.

[@themadowl9224]

While watching Sarah's video I told my friend "I only know Homestuck from a song I used to listen to entirely without context years ago". Now I'm back and would you look at that... wasn't expecting this lmao

[@dramotarker1352]

@@RachelRoseMitchell Removing your songs from what soundtrack?

[@timaeus8426]

Terezi headcanon voice. c:

[@cheesewizard8943]

Cueball yeah

[@kisstuneinferno396]

This is more Redglare's canon voice, or adult Terezi!

[@butterflytaster5553]

Totally hc Redglare

[@digidestined1412]

4 years ago I listen to the original version of this song and started reading homestuck because of it, so thanks for being the reason I started to read homestuck, it's been a crazy journey, experiencing all of it and i can't believe there is less then a day left till it's over.

[@RachelRoseMitchell]

+digidestined1412 I can't believe it, either. One update to go! It's always felt like something that wouldn't end, y'know? Glad I got you to come along for the ride. It's been wild!!

[@overtoast1105]

Something something criminal, criminal, employee relations and business practices

[@cozeecofycat6531]

I came across this randomly and and thought “huh, whats’s this?” Then the opening bars came and I had flashbacks of all the time I wasted binging homestuck, reading fanfiction, all of it Wish I could’ve found the comic as it was in progress. Seemed fun

[@mirandacamelio815]

Anyone else see the reference joke with the time of the song.

[@masterxehanort3]

any homestuck fan who wouldn't?

[@StellaStarfall]

I certainly do, it's a good one. ;D

[@IndirectCogs]

Miranda Camelio NO ONE SAW IT, NO ONE EVER SEES THAT NUMBER

[@MayvaAva]

One: What a beautiful voice! Two: This like the lyrical embodiment of Terezi! And the song it's self is good even on it's own, which is awesome! ^_^

[@teacraig1295]

I played this once,ONCE in the car and my dad loves it and he doesn’t understand that it’s a fan song for a fandom 😅😅😂😂

[@annawing770]

The innocence of adults has always amused me. Like, they think we're the innocent ones, but they don't know the half of it.

[@emberfey]

the first song i heard by you was temporal shenanigans and yet again you have kept the song 4 minutes and 13 seconds long.

[@Calemyr]

You should be proud of this, it's marvelously done. My favorite voiced song in LoFaM2 by far (and second in general only to Alphanumeric Replacement). You captured the immature fun and joy she had back then perfectly, along with that pleasantly bloodthirsty demeanor of hers. Bravo.

[@fluffhead6757]

I had no idea what this song had to do with the first time I listened, now I have context and love how you captured Terezi's playfulness with this.

[@maxlivingston3973]

This video is 4:13 mins long LOL

[@queenoffaygocosplays4524]

and 4+1+3=8 Vriska

[@queenoffaygocosplays4524]

::::)

[@karkatvantas9728]

REARRANGE VRISKA AND YOU GET THE WORD FUCKASS

[@murikakondenado6589]

@@queenoffaygocosplays4524 this is how to get ur patron troll Like um John's patron troll is vriska lmao

[@RashaDrapleck]

I got to sit on the jury for a criminal case of assault&battery of a police officer, I was singing this song in my head the whole time >:]

[@annawing770]

You are either deranged or a nerd... Or a deranged nerd!

[@lolzorgaffer473]

XD I can just picture you humming away in a court room

[@CML-rl1rx]

omg I remember listening to this like 800 times back when I first read homestuck

[@pringlebingle]

The first time I heard this song I didn't have a video so I thought 'this sounds like Terezi alot' I only realized it was made for Terezi when I heard 'are you making fun of me because I am blind'

[@SoapyFae]

oh my this is great sounding! i loved the original but this is just even more amazing. The slight wording change in the final verse really does make such a big difference! and the way you sang it made it sound all the more menacing than before! keep up the wonderful work Rach!

[@Lolabrook13]

As soon as I heard "there's no coin I can see" I was like Terezi!!!

[@Xionthepuppit]

Ive loved this song since I first heard it, you remade it, lovely! I hope you had fun!

[@dropslemon]

I love this so much, simply because it sounds like you're having such fun singing it.

[@fructosecornsyrup5759]

Jury duty today. I'm playing this on loop to psyche myself up.

[@mokkamakoron]

This is amaziiiing

[@SA2Rated]

This is so beautiful~! ;w;

[@aluth727]

THIS IS AWESOME YOU PUT TEREZIS INTO INTO A SONG

[@KynoRay]

Holy crap. I just fell in love with you all over again! *bows down, has a number of your songs/musical talented awesomeness*

[@ZlatkoTheGod]

I don't normally like videos but when I do, it's amazing shit like this!

[@kankrimatthew6497]

I love this so much-

[@SillyKali413]

Holy glub. I just realized that this was by one of my favorite KZbin artists! This is awesome!!! ^_^

[@MegaGardevoirwooble]

I had this song stuck in my head all day yesterday. 0.o I t must be because it's an awesome song I guess...

[@MegaGardevoirwooble]

Giro Makara haha yea

[@t1w1y]

Wow! Just wanted to say thanks again! This is the song that got me into Homestuck, and I wouldnt have the great friends I have now without it!

[@bloodfiremoon]

Love this video as much as i did in 2014

[@BonnyBlackSwan]

I feel bad for not knowing the fandoms and context for so many of your songs, but I make up my own stories for them... (this one reminds me of Danforth from The Crucible, actually...) You have such a beautiful voice; all your singing is incredible!

[@a_enigma8129]

We were flipping coins in my science class and I was thinking of Terezi when we did it xD

[@eds0000]

This song gives off such shivers! Absolutely amazing!

[@mEmklat]

it's been 5 years and this is STILL such a jam

[@DragonaxFilms]

I just love the chorus. It's so catchy :D

[@ciaramorris4784]

Yeah, I got it stuck in my head, and I was singing it really quietly in a school assembly, and the person beside me ran away...

[@scarletkitty1999]

so addicting and so good

[@juliank1022]

HELP ME I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS FOR AN HOUR.

[@Sam.Wendorf]

Wait wait wait... Are you the one who actually sang this and Temporal Shenanigans?

[@Sam.Wendorf]

I have loved the thing a did for year. i yes you are that.

[@Sam.Wendorf]

many welcome, yes wow :D

[@pascale_the]

*shivers* god this is great

[@lyricsandlemons1138]

the add for thii2 2ong ii2 for arre2t record2

[@RachelRoseMitchell]

P3RF3CT >:]

[@lyricsandlemons1138]

im sorry i cant help you but i also want the instrumental version.

[@maedragon1684]

+Cueball hey I saw that you wanted an instrumental version of this! Please check my channel since of as now I uploaded the instrumental version!

[@maedragon1684]

***** No problem. Sorry that you can kinda hear the vocals once in a while. If I can find a way to clear it up I will.

[@maedragon1684]

***** yeah I thought that was the issue but I hope you enjoy what I could get.

[@spookiserenity]

[S] Terezi: Flaunt your insanity.

[@LissieJade]

TH1S SONG 1S 4W3SOM3

[@LissieJade]

4ND 1T TOT4LLY R3PR3S3NTS T3R3Z1

[@dani_got_bored]

Terezi Pyrope it's also 4:13 minutes long:::: )

[@FormThisWay]

homestuck_lover 625888 Don't you mean AIE?

[@kanayaker]

You are my headcanon Terezi voice aghh!

[@lanniewrightington7508]

I can picture Terezi just sitting in her hive, writing and recording this in the dark of night. Eating some chalk, saving it and hoping youtube never finds it.... but it does and we love it.

[@brittneymercer4474]

This is one of my favorite songs

[@comicchameleon5672]

I just sang this three times in a row in my Terezi voice. Dear gog, my poor throat...

[@kookiegrrl1212]

I read it and now i understand. I was at act 4 and on the last intermission when i asked this question. Now i understand alot more than i did before

[@haliacrowells5777]

I miss this fandom.....so much

[@casper-vv6lx]

come back then

[@sepioloidea9393]

Wow! This song is awesome! I was wondering if I could possibly use this song in a speedpaint? I promise I would give you credit in the video.

[@RachelRoseMitchell]

Thank you! Yeah, go ahead :D

[@TheKrelder]

I don't understand how a low quality version of Harlequin can get tons of views yet your work doesn't. I love this song and your song "Temporal Shenanigans"

[@twitchywitchy_lilo9458]

I absolutely adore this song and your voice is very lovely wonderful work >;]

[@TheChaostheinsane]

THIS IS MADNESS!

[@misachan9708]

((mog, I love this song so much!

[@gandhiusz233]

Tyranny: Tunnon's fan-theme

[@clvrblzzrd8333]

i love vriska mocking terezi with the coin thing

[@michaelmell3886]

I'm addicted to this song

[@emmahendershot3016]

AAAHH BEST

[@dave1049]

THIS SONG MAKES ME SO HAPPU

[@dave1049]

+euphonious “Quiet” Melody I CAN'T EVEN TYPE RIGHT THIS SONG MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[@deathyboi2837]

new favorte song omg

[@NightmareDemon92]

Found it! Thank you for your time, you are very kind. I appreciate your help!

[@grimdarkAngel]

I bet the 4 dislikes were lemonsnout

[@lolzorgaffer473]

Nah those are his relatives

[@sfisher923]

33 dislikes now

[@1Morey]

So I showed this to my best friend at college. He said you had a VERY GOOD singing voice, and that your formality was really good. He even said you were SO good, if you were at our college, you could definitely be part of the chamber singers. I am not musically talented at all, but I thought it was amazing.

[@spiderwe8s]

((so i finish listening to your album on bandcamp, and i decided to goggle you. i can't escape the homestuck.))

[@IndirectCogs]

This is giving me Town of Salem vibes (the game)

[@overtoast1105]

one of the better songs in hs tbh

[@thiefofmind8850]

gotta say this song wow i would use it for a vid but my recording stuff is shit but hey song is good backround music for when your cleaning or playing a game

[@MiyiuikiShadowDemon]

Madness? THIS IS ALTERNIA!!!

[@fraga2328]

Love it!

[@sapphireknight5836]

Right now is when I'm most proud to have libra as my zodiac.

[@leinanightray4294]

Same :U

[@sfisher923]

S4M3 ON TH3 V1RGO L1BR4 CUSP (9/23)

[@avacadoismyname7414]

ive been listening to this for at least 3 hours straight this is not okay XD

[@ToxicLemonsyeah]

So nostalgic, honestly

[@thesoufflegirl1358]

Really great song! I enjoyed lisening to it very much. It display TZ's character just so accurately! Has anyone noticed the lenght of the song, by the way?

[@digidestined1412]

Yeah! The song that made me read homestuck! I like the red and teal in the song =D

[@0dantes]

oh good... this is stuck in my head now @_@

[@myabrownlie9109]

This is absolutely beautiful singing. :D

[@MsAllison9999]

HOLY CRAP THE BIDEO ENDS AT 4:13 I AM FREAKING AMAZED BY THIS!!!

[@zacharylondon6016]

this is my new favorite song

[@zacharylondon6016]

can I use this on wattpad for my theme song please and thank you

[@1Morey]

*clapping* That is freaking AMAZING!!!

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

nice thumbnail & also description ^^

[@user-vw4xp5nt9f]

[already did tho]

[@user-dr3pz4se4v]

✨👁️Foreshadowing👁️✨

[@CosmicalPhantom]

I love Terezi! THIS IS AWESOME.

[@cheesewizard8943]

What if Lemonsnout was actually executed because he tried to steal the red chalk

[@salemfuller8760]

Does anyone have instrumental sheet music for this? Me and a friend are wanting to do a JohnRezi performance of this with John on piano/harpsichord and her singing as Terezi.

[@Necronicz]

So excellent.

[@riverscuomo7140]

banger!!

[@tearoses9940]

I can see someone using this song for an audition for Clopin in Hunchback of Notre Dame

[@dommypoo7973]

love this song. I wish I could save this song to my phone. but I don't know how or where... help!

[@wyllowtree222]

Sounds like something Madam Macabre would make. I love it! I like the lay out of it. #PyropesScaleMates

[@chrissmisse921]

888 likes oh my

[@lilyclaw857]

999 Like X3

[@simplystrudel4022]

***** So close imgur.com/guryPly