Crack Sensei Raphael & The 49 Stitches (StoryTime #1)

[@shayaanbaig248]

Me: “I thought we were never going to get this!” Vorpal: “I find your lack of faith disturbing”

[@kellerlaseure7413]

Random kid: Vorpal can you please tell us a story Vorpal: You really sure you wanna do this

[@dylanwestenhofer8438]

This is single handedly the best video ever made.

[@altoidman1578]

I actually thought this was a joke at first but now I don’t know what’s real.

[@supergamer0421]

Same

[@Verdun16]

Same

[@elchapo5369]

As count dooku has said “ I’ve Been Looking Foward To This

[@TheHippo]

This was actually semi-plausible until 3:27 😂

[@beau.007]

I thought so too 😂

[@DJ-LoneWolfLegion]

I really wanted it to be true lmao

[@intothequantumrealm1983]

Nah he lost it at 5:05

[@Verdun16]

@@intothequantumrealm1983 lol

[@Cliffbars]

Honesty you deserve 1 mill subs and cash, this channel is quite operational and will certainly catch those rebels off guard.

[@shankley-dr4if]

Lmao, I just got off my exercise bike and looked at my notifications, and saw this title. I dropped my phone and cracked a part of it in shock and pure fucking joy. Thank you for being the most Chad guy I've ever seen (not that I doubted you, my lord)

[@wackymcwacksire6279]

Ill tell this to my kids as a bedtime story.

[@takiskyriakos717]

The best story in KZbin history

[@griffingarrison2231]

Variably Obsessive Reasons to Play All Heroes Crack Sensei Raphael couldn't spell that well

[@pigeonnebula7353]

This story will be passed down to future generations

[@lindakamarainen8347]

Thank you for the bedtime story 😌

[@loganmanziano1279]

That was some of the best content I’ve ever seen no cap

[@JoggingBuckle68]

Who ever disliked the video, is one of the 300 people who is on so much crack they can't see their hand in front of their face.

[@edwarddavey14]

The only thing that could have made it better would be “ crak sensei raphael and the 69 stitches. perfection

[@pigeonnebula7353]

No

[@pigeonnebula7353]

cringe 100

[@Verdun16]

How is it cringe? That would be hilarious. I think you don’t know what cringe means

[@pigeonnebula7353]

@@Verdun16 its an overused joke imo.

[@ramonalders1909]

This story was awsome. Keep making good content man this kinda stuff will make you grow real fast.

[@ALCXTRXZ]

Plot twist: Raphael is the laptop. Before heading to jail he had a fail safe, something to upload all his memories and literally everything to the laptop. Which might explain why vorpal cannot tell anyone about anything too much about Raphael

[@anakinskywalker7462]

Your videos are amazing keep up the amazing work!

[@DaFrankyy]

This was truly AMOGUS

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

bruh amgogass update trailer got me like 😳

[@brqnded]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l 😩

[@nath5360]

this story is pretty chill. maybe i should subscribe or somethin'.

[@dotosk7050]

I never thought that vorpal would literally say how to make your friend go to the hospital lmao 5:40

[@micheleadams6343]

You’re way too underrated dude this is amazing

[@jackswisher1978]

Long have I waited for this

[@overtimenoverdue]

how can one man have such intricate planning, intelligence, and storytelling capabilities to make a video such as this

[@connorpatterson5252]

"I have been waiting a long time for this" - Darth Sidious

[@Im-Nova-Cuh]

Now we need this as a movie The director will be Michael Bay. You will play yourself and Ben Affleck will be Raphael That would be amazing

[@spacejesus4509]

Best video you’ve ever made screw the max videos I need this

[@azvicz-8935]

The one dislike must be Raphael’s sister

[@yuvvrajkperson]

I love this channel so much

[@SeaLobster33]

Vorpal describes a finishing move League of Assassins- He’s been doing well

[@sloth5869]

I perfect story to listen for my grinds

[@messy-]

Very inspirational story

[@roomie1812]

Imma tell this to my kids lol. Great vid btw vorp. Thank you and have a great day

[@jedifrog3531]

I don't know what to do with my life after watching this... wtf

[@TheJediConsular]

Do what must be done lord vorpal do dot hesitate show no mercy…

[@jaffthebest]

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

facts😳

[@jaffthebest]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

[@DJ-LoneWolfLegion]

Amazing content; your script was on point and your intensity built towards a beautiful crescendo of madness🤣 Vorpal... I really really want to believe this completely true... but sadly, I have more than 6 total brain cells 😂 (although this video nearly left me at less than that).... keep it up brother 😎

[@anthonyalfonso8386]

About damn time we got this

[@TheHippo]

Wow he finally dropped the story 😌

[@ttvmattaeo2027]

I've been waiting for this

[@JoggingBuckle68]

"Long have I waited for this. "

[@vungo1612]

Only thing that can come close to the "extra juicy 3000 xp" is when he says "asap"

[@jackjenkinson2037]

Truly masterful

[@Osama59-]

A completely bizarre and essential chapter In the Backstory of our beloved Anime Protagonist

[@beau.007]

Another vid🥲 this is the happiest day of my life

[@Ednorle]

I now just hope that some assassin hired by sensei is going to hunt because you know of the "endgame".

[@samnovikov8723]

Story time letssss go

[@jor1456]

The fact that i only realised at 7:06 driving me crazy

[@isaacs6137]

a legendary story

[@darkfire1917]

Oh my god have not even watched this yet I know this is gonna be hilarious 😂

[@MoggMaster]

Best youtuber out there.

[@WhatsGamingGamers]

This is golden.

[@DJ-LoneWolfLegion]

If you got stabbed 3 times in the back and lived... doesn't that basically make you the 50cent of the Battlefront community?

[@stergiosbousvys8008]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@cm4865]

lets go vorpal storytime

[@fabio__db]

can you please release the tinder guide now, I really need it

[@oj.24z]

“10 years time” 20 million views Bad quality 3k comments Not many subs when og And finally a video with no fucking context😂😂

[@patspau3556]

I pledge myself to your teachings lord vorpal

[@lux3845]

Gosh damn man I freaking lost it at 5:50😂

[@lanjamanj]

"MEETING CRACK SENSEI RAPHAEL AT 3AM CHALLENGE *GAVE ME 49 STITCHES!*

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

😳

[@lanjamanj]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l lmao how was playing with frankyy yesterday?

[@quickbinger1058]

Vorpal: This is were my mom was buried Also Vorpal: I told my PARENTS

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

that was raphaels parents who were burried

[@lnxqa]

Bro one kid demands it VORPAL: your wish is my command

[@jeries-_-2620]

I feel like vorpal is gonna be the next Luna if he keeps telling story times as sick as this

[@radmatt4129]

about time we get this

[@nobodylikestrump411]

Best content on YT

[@jordanfriesen1952]

Long have i waited...

[@GKM6600]

Real question is why the man is named Sensei 🤔

[@cock263]

Oh shit you actually did it

[@johnnysimps332]

can we get a max youngling guide

[@johnnysimps332]

does this confirm the youngling guide?

[@KT-fu2rb]

One time we need a video of live commentary of you playing ga😂

[@raymondmcneil3972]

Vorpal, you are responsible for every single one of my wet dreams

[@lex2933]

Need that vorpal flavored drink 😩😩

[@johnnyryan656]

Thoughts on Battlefront Knight

[@gustavofring174]

Long have I waited……

[@brqnded]

can confirm

[@sal_amg9909]

wow this was mad entertaining my question is did u really get stabbed in the back

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

yes 100% true

[@sal_amg9909]

@@v_o_r_p_a_l an we all see the scars? pls thirst trap

[@c101soldier]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@harrystavridis7169]

You weren’t having look with the ladies.who else is surprised(not sarcastic)

[@ooshwon1272]

How the hell does this guy only have 27 k subs dude deserves 10 mil

[@yodet9650]

LETS GOOOO FINALLY

[@ncohagan0541]

Lord vorpal... I think you fell into Raphael's trap of internet success

[@Resourceful_Rat]

This story sounds too real to be fake and too fake to be real

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

100% real

[@KT-fu2rb]

A video idea: put your twitch or yt live stream in ur name and everyone you kill in H V V you have to be really toxic so they come to your stream.😂

[@spikul]

best origin story ever Marvel aint got shit on u

[@mattadamson2884]

Do a collab with Raphael

[@jeffersonroby]

People named Raphael “Maybe I am a Crack dealer now”

[@buddypatzbudpat5760]

Now i wonder if i can even trust any of your content anymore XD

[@sorcvelvet6784]

I have no idea what is real but cool story *demonic static sounds*

[@johnbryce9723]

Me at the start of the video: *this is where the fun begins*

[@MyNameIsBossk]

you should make more videos like this i actually enjoyed this! if Vorpal dosent pin this then his max heros dont mean anything.

[@Sir_Outl4w]

Behold the sacred texts

[@aidalopez8180]

Thank you daddy Vorpal

[@OryxOWSWGOH]

This shit needs to go viral

[@HenryMusgrove]

If this is real i will give him 2 trillion$ for the laptop

[@commanderscar6268]

Title sounds like a Harry Potter book lmao

[@gsballer4460]

Man seems like a cool guy lmao💀

[@parkerguerry5954]

I’m genuinely scared about this mans life….

[@jedicookie7373]

Letsss gooooooo

[@Bartholomew3]

Time to learn the truth. We thank you for being honest with us