‘ farts are a common thing ‘. Best opening to a video ever
@lbmachine7 ай бұрын
"So if you havnt seen these shows consider me jealous" Real 😂
@Ghostkillaz7 ай бұрын
Bro was gone for 5 months and in his first proper video back, his first words are "farts are a common thing", this why I love you 😂😂
@T_0_R_P_0_D7 ай бұрын
The ass pain cannot be undone...
@t0m0ka857 ай бұрын
🤓🙄
@T_0_R_P_0_D7 ай бұрын
@@t0m0ka85😊
@dexx2227 ай бұрын
My glorious king with another upload. You are feeding us well my lord.
@Ali3li77217 ай бұрын
The intro got Batman scratching his head. Also Edging to you rn.
@Prosmos17 ай бұрын
Every one of you’re videos is a damn hit man. Keep up the quality work.
@JOMAX_717 ай бұрын
The intro is a fucking masterpiece
@its-clanker7 ай бұрын
Jomax u were a toxic areal to me once... And u got destoyed as as a max anakin lol whyd u tbagg anyway? Got a video on my yt Chanel so thats proof u tbagged and later got destoyed by a level 233 maul and u were MAX anakin
@JOMAX_717 ай бұрын
@@its-clanker You proly did something too if i teambagged but anyway its alr, just a game and im sorry if pressing l2 hurt u so much so as to upload killing a random guy and desparately wanting to message him and let him know u killed his max hero. Have a nice day
@its-clanker7 ай бұрын
@@JOMAX_71 didnt hurt me just made me and my clan laugh. Also no all i did was be grievous destroy u guys and i guess u got mad and when u killed me u tbagged but then on the ship phase u died as max ani then 5 minutes later died again but as obi😂
@JOMAX_717 ай бұрын
@@its-clanker k congrats to u and your 4 man squad, nobody cares
@its-clanker7 ай бұрын
@@JOMAX_71 clearly u care enough to respond every time😂
@Quick-Gun-9997 ай бұрын
Wait he wasn’t joking about uploading?!😂 love to see it
@mmmmythical7 ай бұрын
Andor?? 👀 also welcome back my guy looking forward to seeing where the channel goes from here
@scraylix7 ай бұрын
this video made me fucking bust everywhere 10/10
@Dwayne_LaFontant7 ай бұрын
I just woke up from that Nauseous gas and now I’m here
@bigheck1437 ай бұрын
Shows like ANDOR and The jedi series, even the new deadpool movie have to fight against Disney to make something good. It's a miracle that rogue one was any good.
@DaveMaguire7 ай бұрын
I don't agree with your take on Kenobi. Everything else is spot on. Kenobi was a war hero, yes. However, bro suffered the loss of constant war, the end of the Jedi Order (everything he knew since childhood), and the betrayal of his best friend/student. His PTSD and survivor's guilt makes sense with the context we've seen him endure in the Prequels and Clone Wars. War veterans can suffer PTSD and still be war heroes because war is cruel. Kenobi is tasked with protecting Luke and doesn't want to attract the Empire's attention. Kenobi saving the other child of Anakin also makes sense because Leia is just as important as Luke. And everything with Vader was handled really well imo. This show is far from perfect, but Kenobi's arc was consistent.
@canadianrage52247 ай бұрын
Every Star Wars show honestly just looks low production. The quality has dipped the more of these shows they try and push out. Disney should’ve just stuck to Star Wars movies, and animated shows.
@Baconman2127 ай бұрын
Words cannot describe the horror of Star Wars Disney plus
@ExisttyPSN7 ай бұрын
Our king has returned 😱🐐. loving the gameplay in the background that grevious & maul combo sure is a scary one to face 😂 @1:15 edit: the iden & dooku combo is scary as well 😂
@guruzilla51637 ай бұрын
Nothing better than to come back from school and edge to Vorpal
@Ben-rq7he7 ай бұрын
Divorced the wife because she tried to kiss me while I was watching this
@finncoleman45707 ай бұрын
"It's safe to say that Star Wars will be in the hands of Disney for a long time. That is until I get my hands on $65 billion." LET'S START SELLING ORGANS AND GIVING THE STAR WARS GOAT HIMSELF THE MONEY FELLAS
@masterismael237 ай бұрын
star wars shows suck because disney makes them and doesnt listen to the fans when it comes to the story. They then try and take shortcuts and make them look cheap and boring. Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett and Mando season 3 are HUMONGOUS WASTED POTENTIAL, what couldve been some of the best shows turned into lazy rushed sloppy and cheap shows.
@blitzwinger999wright62 ай бұрын
Heyyyyy Vorpal. So they did go with Option B and worked on a High Republic series. And good god. Just let Star Wars die at this point. It would be a mercy killing.
@DarthMaulEnjoyer7 ай бұрын
Who got the“Goddamn bullseye” on their first guess?
@meermeer68827 ай бұрын
A+ intro, grabbed my consistent attention. The intro should be used in a college essay.
@PotatoSoup587 ай бұрын
This video was in my recommendations. Intro was about farts. Instant sub.
@divinefalseprophet7 ай бұрын
This video got me so excited I accidentally smashed a wine bottle on my wife's head #LOL
@biggiejunko7 ай бұрын
watching vorpal talk more shit about the book if boba is a dream come true🙏
@gage_is_dead7 ай бұрын
vorpal why u do me like that in the first 1 min and 30 sec
@theheavysleeper28457 ай бұрын
Glad I didn’t bother with the shows. Only saw the clone wars finale and was like that’s enough. Was pissed three episodes were wasted on ahsoka and her meth heads
@fredboidafanatic7 ай бұрын
1) Love to see you back man; I used to think that Star Wars movies needed Dave Filoni or George Lucas back but you make a really valid point about the need for new perspectives. I trust that eventually we'll get to see more of that, like we did with Andor. 2) I'm really sorry to go off-topic, but I got banned from your discord server because some anti-furry dude kept spam-pinging the mods to do it. He's been spamming my dms with threats and accusations about how I'd "fuck an animal" and disgusting stuff like that so after 2-3 weeks of 59 pings and messages I remaked with a sarcastic "Uh huh, sure buddy. I'm coming for the dog in your backyard." and then he screenshotted that and gaslit a chunk of people into thinking I was a zoophile. I dm'ed one of your mods about it, they unbanned me, but out of nowhere I got banned again with no explanation.
@Refluxing7 ай бұрын
Do like a video on watching kotor movies specifically the one with the brothers and say which one characters you had a stronger connection to the brothers or Rey skywalker 😂
@jacksonjennings87287 ай бұрын
I like these shorter video essays keep em coming
@isucktrustme86727 ай бұрын
this opening is too good lmao. i love this channel
@nosferatu14747 ай бұрын
that intro... * insert Danny DeVito in shock meme *
@carlchristopher70157 ай бұрын
Yo what do you think about andor?
@TheRealCrusader7 ай бұрын
The empire stroke back
@dartholiver297 ай бұрын
The intro pulled me in immediately
@joshcull20387 ай бұрын
It’s always a good dinner when vorpal posts
@Shockz-17 ай бұрын
I cry of happiness when i see this guy upload
@truisbossk63987 ай бұрын
New Era
@Prosmos17 ай бұрын
my god yes we’re back in business
@FanStam-tf5kz3 ай бұрын
What do you think about the acolyte?
@somerandomperson38307 ай бұрын
2 uploads in 2 days I think I just shit myself
@spectrebeast7 ай бұрын
*this ninja just doesnt miss* 😮💨
@Aidenpearce1177 ай бұрын
Vorpal I would love to see movie reviews from you ❤
@leonardodicaprisun28787 ай бұрын
it feels like they’re missing the point of star wars. nothing feels original anymore and it’s all so boring. the mandalorian and its first season was nice. i liked everything about it, but after that.. it was such a blah storyline. the book of boba fett was so boring and i hated every bit of it… not to mention that they had to bring mando in for an episode or two to keep people watching. i just want something good. is that so hard to ask for? with all these cheesy shows, they could produce something amazing. anyway, it’s good to see you back.
@Rcmorbin7 ай бұрын
Vorpal what is your opinion on the bad batch show?
@henryhallam52707 ай бұрын
i cant lie that is the best intro of all time.
@Sweezzie7 ай бұрын
Disney really killed my passion for star wars, the only new thing that i maybe care about are the video-games but, even then it depends.
@roomie18127 ай бұрын
Great video as always 🔥 good to hear from you again man
@beau.0077 ай бұрын
Opinion on andor?
@t0m0ka857 ай бұрын
Who let you near the kitchen? That's shit is 🔥. Keep it going.
@overtimenoverdue7 ай бұрын
Vorpal have you read the Thrawn books
@lordsith-7 ай бұрын
disney really shoved our fav characters down the drain didn’t they… 😭 star wars content been hella dry lately 😕
@wwaaazzzzaaaaa7 ай бұрын
MARCH IS ABOUT TO BE SOOO FIREE🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK FINALS BRO.. IM WATCHING VORPAL🙏🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️💯🗣️💯💯🗣️
@Yexgehehe7 ай бұрын
3rd harry potter was by Alfanso Cuaron u silly little goose
@Alev-ri9lr7 ай бұрын
Bro goes half a year with no vids but they are still perfect unlike Ashoka's videos or Liver king's organs
@Refluxing3 ай бұрын
Yo vorpal can you do a show review on the acolyte it’s probably the worst show yet and I think you have a chance to roast Disney some more and at the same time milk the situation dry. It’s so funny what Disney is doing and retaliating at the fans with
@agentbridger61277 ай бұрын
7:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@POSTERIZED1097 ай бұрын
When everyone needed him most.... HE CAME BACK
@PulsedgamingYT7 ай бұрын
Idk what's happening at all
@naszirboyd99507 ай бұрын
Those jump swings were so raunchy on a real note 🗒️ though you should get bf2 classic collection🗿
@Kamino_k7 ай бұрын
what disgusts me the most is there are people who actually love these new shows and ready to defend it at all times
@Spideysqn_7 ай бұрын
MY KING IS BACK
@becki_13127 ай бұрын
Wow he`s alive i love this man
@MechanicalTy7 ай бұрын
bro cooked with this one☠️
@lexachu_7 ай бұрын
Daddy vorpal coming in clutch with the uploads 2 days in a row❤
@luquinhoboterino7 ай бұрын
WE ARE SO BACK
@Tien-Chi7 ай бұрын
2nd most real video of 2024 (beaten out by drake)
@Mccpotinc7 ай бұрын
The large number of Star Wars fans who just whine and complain about all the new stuff and still praise the prequels are hilarious
@prestontylerjarvis7 ай бұрын
Live, Laugh, Vorpal
@DONER_KEBAB_12347 ай бұрын
The GOAT is back🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️
@Caisssss1587 ай бұрын
HE IS BACK AGAIN 💪
@grandmasteryoda66877 ай бұрын
The only good Disney content now is the High Republic
@ryanbrissett91697 ай бұрын
Did you see star war battlefront classic collection
@meepliss75607 ай бұрын
yessss thanks vorpal for the upload..... love you
@TheWINNER85527 ай бұрын
Vorpal miss your videos
@Lord.Solo997 ай бұрын
Alas, the blessings of life's truest form of happiness is upon us, seek not the profound revelations that were once prophesised for here is a seed; one that will blossom into a figure of absolute power and control over the happiness levels in each and every one of us, and so be grateful as you are here now in the heart of the new beginnings, and what will come can only be dreamed of by the very select few who can perceive the future.
@CrowLawyer7 ай бұрын
Its so good to have our lord and savior back once more, dont leave us again lord
@GrootGosling7 ай бұрын
Vorpal 2 days in a row?
@unbound96217 ай бұрын
fuck he’s so back
@ALCXTRXZ7 ай бұрын
Edging or mewing? 🤫🧏♂️
@v_o_r_p_a_l7 ай бұрын
why not both 🎉🎉🎉
@brattygirl120017 ай бұрын
Finally early for a Daddy Vorpal video!!!!🖤 Notice me Senpai!!😍
@v_o_r_p_a_l7 ай бұрын
you have been noticed
@ALCXTRXZ7 ай бұрын
@@v_o_r_p_a_l😮
@M1SSGEMMA7 ай бұрын
purrrr clock it vorpal
@Spideysqn_7 ай бұрын
mando was alr
@stitch34862 ай бұрын
The Mandalorian is a good show
@Refluxing7 ай бұрын
Fire vid bro
@DaffierPig68437 ай бұрын
You have a fascinating obsession with farts and methane gas