We don't care about story? Yeah because I play TellTale games for the gripping quick time events.
@marioanothlp7 жыл бұрын
And oc the open levels and exploration within those, am i rght? XD
@tettric53707 жыл бұрын
What IS Game Theorist anyways?
@deadfromhell12357 жыл бұрын
this comment made my day xdd
@marcofrank65427 жыл бұрын
i play fifa to tackle people
@LMFAO_FAN_20047 жыл бұрын
Grim Gamer I play fallout NV for the Nukes. :,(
@ursaminor97806 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd say this without being on anesthesia in a hospital, but the dog with sunglasses makes WAY more sense than the adult man.
@clayxros5765 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the darkest timeline, where the god forsaken furry makes more sense than the head editor of a major publisher
@ryanlahart5345 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my last weekend.
@gylfearisen84204 жыл бұрын
The man part of your statement is not only debatable, but clearly in error.
@henryofskalitz22283 жыл бұрын
Its only gotten worse
@mikeexits7 ай бұрын
Not just any sunglasses. It's a dog wearing pixellated sunglasses.
@BlueEyesWhiteGuy896 жыл бұрын
"If you are doubting I'm a real gamesman..." No gamer, video game player or gamer girl has ever called themselves or others a "Gamesman".
@clayxros5765 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder where he even thought of that term. *coughKlansmancough* I just can't think of any.
@reubenbell19805 жыл бұрын
Just made me doubt him even more, dude is fucking clueless
@SuperSwordman14 жыл бұрын
Think we can co-opt the word? I kinda like it but I don't want to give credit to this asshole
@WiseOwl_14083 жыл бұрын
@@clayxros576 I didn't get his comment. If what your saying is what he meant the guy is even dumber than I thought
@clayxros5763 жыл бұрын
@@WiseOwl_1408 It's been over a year so I cant even remember if I made this comment passive aggressively or ironically. But knowing alot of the blatant racists out there, if he was one he might have gotten it from that.
@themerchant56285 жыл бұрын
“We don’t care about stories in games.” Then why do people complain about them when they’re bad...
@miep39344 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked gamers raised such a stink about Mass Effect 3's ending to the point that the developers patched in an alternate one. Gamers don't care about story my ass.
@babygenjo57144 жыл бұрын
Yeah man I fucking hate story games, Arkham series’s, Last of us, Titanfall, LITERALLY EVERY STORY GAME LIKE HEAVY RAIN YOU GOT DETROIT BECOME HUMAN BUT I HATE THAT BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY PLAY TO “MURDER PEOPLE”. He’s literally the most unfunny and idiotic man that works for one of the worst industry. Gaming journalism
@tobiasrenekton29754 жыл бұрын
Lmao wht if we didn't care about the story metal gear survival would be a good game
@tobiasrenekton29754 жыл бұрын
@@babygenjo5714 that's funny cuz every anti gamer thinks that we are bad cuz of that they don't see the story . Cuz if the would see the story the would understand every action and not say the guy is.mass murderer
@Deadsea_19934 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did another sweeping generalization. The Last Of Us was massively popular because of the story. Tell Tale games like The Walking Dead were massively popular because of the story. The gameplay was basic as hell, point and click, but it was the writing that kept you engaged. It is why the game won awards. It made many viewers cry at the end. It made the voice actors themselves cry at the end. They were actually crying when they spoke their lines in the end. This Josh guy is clueless.
@mufin69308 жыл бұрын
I think games _are_ art. Not just the professionally designed 3D models and hand-drawn textures, but the actual programming. I have the deepest respect for the hours of coding that goes into some of the most minute details.
@tamonk90547 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ same
@rebuffedsalmon62647 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ As a programmer, I thank you
@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros14497 жыл бұрын
RebuffedSalmon how do i git gud in programing?
@declan69957 жыл бұрын
I agree, sometimes parts of a story can't be told through dialog or visuals.
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster46217 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ I'm getting into programming and made my first game engine last year. Some code looks utterly beautiful and takes a lot of planning and skill.
@gabrielsabode8 жыл бұрын
"Video games are not relaxing" that pissed me the fuck off. having anxiety and being able to calm down with games, even violent or fast paced games, is 100% possible.
@Enchie8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey True. I love to play grand strategy games for that.
@KBWrecker8 жыл бұрын
Flower and Journey off the top of my head.
@ThaYoungChad8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey It's great stress relief
@ThaYoungChad8 жыл бұрын
***** war never changes
@jasonfenton82508 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey When I'm stressed I play Total War and unleash my legions.
@alexanderthorne6357 жыл бұрын
Chess is a game about beating your opponent. In essence, you are 'killing' the opposing pieces. Risk is a game about war in which hundreds of 'people' as represented by plastic models die. Draughts is a game where, much like chess, you attempt to defeat an opponent in a conflict situation which involves 'killing'/taking the other pieces. Warhammer is a game where you command armies to massacre another army represented by detailed plastic models Magic: the Gathering is a game where entities and creatures represented by cards fight and kill each other. What makes video games different Josh?
@linusschanreitner58257 жыл бұрын
Monopoly is a Game where you try to get your opponent bankrupt. Point given
@plasterboard38846 жыл бұрын
Chess is racist because the whites move first. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@manupontheprecipice62546 жыл бұрын
You can make anything innocious into something violent. Like me plugging my charger into my iPhone. Or me popping a cap off a Cheer Wine. Look for violence in places it isn’t, and you’ll find yourself chasing mirages.
@henryweinand86726 жыл бұрын
Alexander Thorne you cant forget about lego star wars! You hit the other legos to break them. Fucking bloody murder
@HarrowingResults6 жыл бұрын
You have have the Chinese game "Go" which is basically you defeating your enemy with the least amount of pieces possible
@cannedcoochie35276 жыл бұрын
19:33 says "gamesman" and "my gamer cred" I rest my case
@babygenjo57144 жыл бұрын
Quinn McDonnell yeah I got that GAMER CRED
@CoffeeTheDragon4 жыл бұрын
How do you do fellow kids?
@TeamFriendship86004 жыл бұрын
No actual gamer says either of those things.
@patrickeg9163 жыл бұрын
It's like he's speaking a foreign language. You misuse a word, mispronounce it, form your sentences incorrectly and native speakers can tell right away. But if he had some sincerity, we would excuse him for making a little mistake like this.
@arenkai6 жыл бұрын
"I played the shit out of Baldur's Gate, it was so cool !!! Oh, and stories don't matter in video games btw." If anybody needed any more proof that this guy isn't a gamer, here you are...
@BigBroTejano5 жыл бұрын
There numerious video games that I have absololutly no intention of playing myself, but will spend hours on KZbin watching other people play them so I can hear and see the story in the game. Hell, there are some games I've seen and thought "why don't they just make a movie or cartoon of this?"
@Corrupted5 жыл бұрын
@nothing to see here No lol, there are thousands of games with heavy focus on story, or story literally being the knly important thing. Play "What remains of Edith Finch" it one of the best games I've played
@akaiyoru26815 жыл бұрын
@@Corrupted Yeah, a lot of story heavy games are deffinitely out there, Divinity: Original Sin is a story heavy game, or Life is Strange, which is a pure story game, just like The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead, Dreamfall Chapters... Do you remember "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"?
@somerandomguy___5 жыл бұрын
So what you’re female?
@quakercrackers42628 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommended, oh it is actually good,
@BRUHMOMENT19728 жыл бұрын
For the back or the front?
@quakercrackers42628 жыл бұрын
John Chabot Front
@quakercrackers42628 жыл бұрын
s4n714g000 That piece of shit JayTheGamerNoob? He is probably faking his colorblindness for attention, just like my friend.
@nolan7388 жыл бұрын
Rags is a GREAT youtuber, just watch his other videos. I have been subbed to him since around 6,000 subs!
@nolan7388 жыл бұрын
I am glad you stumbled across this video!
@Xertaron.7 жыл бұрын
"You know that would be absolutely true, if it weren't demonstrably false" - my favourite line.
@V3L0C1T13S6 жыл бұрын
leave it at 69 likes pls
@Samrules8885 жыл бұрын
>tries to establish his gamer cred >mispronounces the most popular character in baldur's gate
@clayxros5765 жыл бұрын
I never played it, but then I wouldn't use it as an example if I was in this moron's place since I didn't. Does he takes us for fools?
@reubenbell19805 жыл бұрын
ClayXros Yep
@InastewpopotogoАй бұрын
Maensk is very obscure tho, being just transportation for Boo
@michaelsims16127 жыл бұрын
That "full McIntosh" section was pure artistry. You wonderful doggo, you.
@justincicconi7592 жыл бұрын
I could watch an hour of that.
@notkyoto47707 жыл бұрын
did cracked just put madden NFL as a killing people game
@deathhoop83237 жыл бұрын
Ikr noticed that too...guess it's too violent cuz you tackle people and shit?
@PeterParker-cy9yk7 жыл бұрын
Dj Fredbear Cracked is shit, he makes dumb claims the whole video but he said "4 of the top 5"
@PancakeEnforcer924J7 жыл бұрын
Hollow oh no, FIFA 16 promotes murder
@David_Quinn19957 жыл бұрын
Hollow he did
@CrowderHatingConservative7 жыл бұрын
Hollow I thought I was the only one to notice. 😂
@youngs5598 жыл бұрын
Cracked is SJW Crap. Just look at their: 4 Movie Heroes Who Would Be Villains Today.
@matthewsues8348 жыл бұрын
your quite salty, cracked has always sucked.
@matthewsues8348 жыл бұрын
ps - im a white cisgendered male
@IamMortui8 жыл бұрын
Haha, he changed his name.
@matthewsues8348 жыл бұрын
XD
@yoavmor90028 жыл бұрын
Next time these console fanboy channels say that Rags goes only on small channels they need to watch this video.
@Gottaculat6 жыл бұрын
A few questions: For the sake of the argument, let's say he's right that people game just to satisfy their "murder itch." Does it not then logically follow that video games prevent gamers from satisfying their murder itch elsewhere, say, in the real world? Would it not be better to "murder" some animated polygons that are being manipulated by AI or other people with a need to murder, in an environment that has no mortal consequences in reality? Or is it possible that the premise is flawed, and really this editor is projecting his dark shadow on others to avoid admitting that he has a dark passenger that starts to surface when he's exposed to violence? Me thinks he doth protest too much.
@johnnyklebitzrevenge47934 жыл бұрын
If this were my video, I'd have pinned this. Beautifully stated
@tobiasrenekton29754 жыл бұрын
The violence in gaming is not causing violence irl If I am a psychopath and play games and kill ppl irl whos fault mine that I am a phyco who enjoys killing or video games? Also (I am European) I see that school shootings are caused sometimes by children and their question is wht caused them or... HOW THE FUCKING KID GOT HIMSELF. A HANDGUN????
@TeamFriendship86004 жыл бұрын
That's even ignoring that a number of video games punish you if you constantly use combat(Think the good RE and Silent Hill titles).
@doolittlecraftsmann3023 жыл бұрын
This is why I eat so much bread. There isn't a game to feed my yeast addiction.
@Data-Expungeded2 жыл бұрын
@@TeamFriendship8600 undertale
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator8 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember when Cracked made lists about the most badass soldiers of all time. Now they're sjw crap.
@nickrobertson78538 жыл бұрын
MSF soldier Alligator thats how i fell in love with the site. its sad to see how theyve turned out.
@Grabthar1918 жыл бұрын
They've also become giant pretentious condescending snobbish douche bags. I unsubscribed from them months ago because everything seemed to be like that (with maybe the exception of their diner foursome).
@heyllo13378 жыл бұрын
Grabthar191 I only had subbed to them because of after hours (the diner foursome) and their individual bits.
@jforozco128 жыл бұрын
thats the compromise they made in order to have women in their team man. they just want to crush some puss bro, give them some slack
@leod15108 жыл бұрын
Not racist = sjw crap
@FinniganTV7 жыл бұрын
> Cites a game that still stands out for it's incredible and immersive story almost 20 years later as gaming credentials. > Gets character's name wrong ('Minsc' not 'Mincs') > Talks about character's friendship and devotion to his hamster, ignoring a massive part of character's story arc across multiple games is being devoted to and protecting another character. > Claims we don't play games for the story element. There's some chicanery here Mr. Sergeant.
@ralcogaming76746 жыл бұрын
Finnigan Morris then basically admits he only knows about the last of us because of KZbin all my friends who played it actually felt disconnected at the end because the needs of the many argument is too strong
@NekoBoyOfficial7 жыл бұрын
"Gaming is a rich people's hobby." For some reason that caught my attention. Video games are cheaper than ever now, and considering the majority of teenagers play video games this guy knows virtually nothing about video games.
@lightmetro75087 жыл бұрын
NekoBoyOfficial except new games in Canada cost 80 bucks now
@ketskets39577 жыл бұрын
Thats very wrong
@mrtannzr7 жыл бұрын
The free 2 play market and steam sales would like a word with you.
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
Steam sales are the exception; not the rule.
@shadowthedragon71517 жыл бұрын
I found destiny 1 (the better one) for only 5$, with all the dlcs included. Admittedly it was used and on clearance, but still. Pretty cheap
@jesupcolt6 жыл бұрын
Cracked used to be pretty funny. It's like how old College Humor was pretty funny. Then, a few years back a weird switch got flipped, and I can't stand either one anymore.
@J.W.J.6 жыл бұрын
They hired Liberals and every decent writer/creator left for better opportunities.
@drzoidberg198556 жыл бұрын
The switch has a big label on it, it reads 'Social Justice.'
@ginge6416 жыл бұрын
CH has improved somewhat recently, though they can still be very cringey.
@nostalgiabender23755 жыл бұрын
Well at least we still have mashed
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's full blown SJW shit now.
@doccz21677 жыл бұрын
I hate how they blame video games for violence, yet they rarely point the finger at the culprits' mental state. It's like a scapegoat.
@loth40156 жыл бұрын
World War 2 was a lie. There were no video games back then.
@KesGaming6 жыл бұрын
It probably takes less effort to find a scapegoat then find the real reason for things.
@ivanrivera32936 жыл бұрын
@@loth4015 Lol
@tinkrebelle6 жыл бұрын
I heard a very well put saying once, I forget the exact words, but it went along the lines of people aren't violent because there's violence in our media, there's violence in our media because people are violent
@Claudia-pm7wg6 жыл бұрын
Easier to point the finger at something none related then to actually look at the human psyche and realize that deep inside we are all violent little sh*ts.
@Extaticus7 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaand Cracked has fired him. Site's almost dead, only the "core editors" remain. Meanwhile, Rags is still here. ;3
@heretical_habits95127 жыл бұрын
eXtaticus they dead
@Samrules8886 жыл бұрын
yeah that's the telltale sign of being strangled by ideology over management.
@plasterboard38846 жыл бұрын
Cracked fucking deserves it
@patrickwiliarty35756 жыл бұрын
Most of their stuff is nothing like this thouhh
@Vaestus6 жыл бұрын
Well thats a bit much. Couldnt have just settled for "Youre an idiot" or a simple "No Patrick-"? Dont get me wrong its fun to tell people to kill themselves but
@theslothdemon-offical97947 жыл бұрын
"if it bit you in the ass and called it a quick time event" that crap was hilarious
@Th3SmartAlec6 жыл бұрын
"Why are there articles about bad story in games" "Because we don't care" IT'S BECAUSE WE CARE THAT WE'RE COMPLAINING GENIUS.
@tobiasrenekton29754 жыл бұрын
If we didn't care metal gear survival would be a good game
@twingtwang55478 жыл бұрын
Chess is too violent.
@gluGPU8 жыл бұрын
Luke Ferguson Solitaire is too violent, those poor cards should be left alone!
@uu1198168 жыл бұрын
Luke Ferguson But it's not gratuitous, you understand? There's a difference. Games are gratuitous
@theonce-ler91988 жыл бұрын
I know! I was playing and the other guy's pawn killed my queen! That's sexist and violent!
@MRRWJ28 жыл бұрын
I'm triggered at Blackjack since face cards are of higher value than regular number cards
@shadowflamegxkryptic8 жыл бұрын
Bub The Mantis WHY CAN THEY TAKE THE QUEEN AND THE GAME STILL GOES, BUT WHEN THEY TAKE THE KING ITS OVER!!!!11!
@Oliviyayaa8 жыл бұрын
Josh: Games aren't relaxing Me: But have you tried Stardew Valley though...?
@joanierenk31387 жыл бұрын
Lexi May or a majority of nintendo games lol
@huntergman83387 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers, Qube, The Stanley parable, A Story about my Uncle are other good examples.
@Smutnovsor7 жыл бұрын
Josh: can I kill people there to get rid of my itch to do it, though?
@97cheeselover7 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers is super relaxing until you forget to depressurize before opening the airlock and get sucked into space with 2% Hydrogen...
@huntergman83387 жыл бұрын
That and when your ship is about to crash into something.
@ursaminor97806 жыл бұрын
"I'm a gamer because I played a video game." By that logic, I'm bilingual because I can order scrambled eggs and orange juice in Spanish.
@riceberg58856 жыл бұрын
They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
@robertmarley93806 жыл бұрын
Is this a copypasta? It should be
@baconvideo84135 жыл бұрын
Riceberg More specifically, they’re the tutorial boss.
@TheEmbessyNetwork5 жыл бұрын
Simply beautiful. Achievement Unlocked!
@thatoneguy6095 жыл бұрын
"Tell the CNN journalists they work for me now. The gamers will have their story told."
@masterchief64435 жыл бұрын
@Weston Meyer not exactly.
@EstherTheNicey7 жыл бұрын
You know what game I found weirdly relaxing? Plague Inc.
@cryptolegend67067 жыл бұрын
EstherTheNicey the music makes it relaxing
@Jager_is_dead7 жыл бұрын
Ikr and it was probably the best strategy game I ever played
@Metamike3627 жыл бұрын
assasin pr0n actually it's the massacre you commit by horribly murdering people with the most brutal disease you can create. Duh. We all play games to feed our bloodlust. (Sarcasm) < just to be clear This shit is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
@cryptolegend67067 жыл бұрын
Michael Henderson you see, you know that funny word called sarcasm. Yea that's what was in the comment i made.
@joemamajoastar87087 жыл бұрын
Michael Henderson most people do play games to serve bloodlust it's better than doing it in real life
@MaxHimbigger7 жыл бұрын
"Gamers don't care about stories." Umm think again sweetie: Witcher Series, Legacy of Kain, The Last of Us, Uncharted, Deus Ex, Halo (1, 2, 3 and reach), The elder scrolls.
@nickrustyson81247 жыл бұрын
Max Himbigger GTA Vice City, San Andreas, IV (which have the best story in my opinion) hell they made Vice City Story which is telling you the story of a side character's brother who have a major effect on his doings.
@Persephone017 жыл бұрын
I love text based games like Choice of Robots and The Heroes Rise series from Choice of Games :) The Last of Us is much better than a lot of garbage movies I have seen recently from Hollywood in a long time. Most otome games now have stories in them even though they are dating sims :)
@Comkill1177 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear, Metroid Prime, Chrono Trigger, Nier Automata, Skies of Arcadia, etc...
@mrtannzr7 жыл бұрын
"Halo" Good joke.
@blindthrall7 жыл бұрын
Deus Ex and Chrono Trigger are the only two stories here that would stand out in any other media. But what fucking stories.
@crazybeatrice45557 жыл бұрын
Games don't relieve stress when TheLegend27 keeps kicking my ass
@aidanswiftofficial7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@VincentGonzalezVeg7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Beatrice Ledgend says that there are 27 Legend27's across all medums
@dankenuf29887 жыл бұрын
Vincent Gonzalez you spelt legend wrong then spelt it right. Wot.
@adonndelinger7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Beatrice hahahaha
@linusschanreitner58257 жыл бұрын
The memes
@TigerKirby2156 жыл бұрын
"He's doing math. That's gaming!" Literally what?
@gunnargunnarsson59636 жыл бұрын
Lol he contradicted himself
@bria.w40734 жыл бұрын
IM CONFUSED!!! BLAGH!
@cmdr_kai24927 жыл бұрын
"My first thought isn't 911, it's 1911." Priceless, this is now my motto. Freaking M1911's, always making the Glocks look bad.
@bennygerow7 жыл бұрын
here we go guys, the 1911 fanboy has spoken! i love hearing that argument since it's apples and oranges but hey, whatever makes you happy.
@sebastiancizmarov12737 жыл бұрын
CMDR_Kai Gaming dude the m9 berreta is better
@pixelblitz23097 жыл бұрын
Deagle 44 No the Glock is better so are Walther guns M1911 is overused and overrated.
@bZman7 жыл бұрын
The 1911 has such a nice clean classic look and feel though.
@SE_Lin7 жыл бұрын
+Brent Z It's tried and true. There's better pistols now but you can never go wrong with a 1911.
@cthulublade52238 жыл бұрын
Video games aren't relaxing? Clearly he has never played Animal Crossing.
@ZeroSum238 жыл бұрын
You're right, that one example definitely overshadows the yearly installments of "Shoot 'em In The Face: Advanced Moneymaker"
@jacksonlarson60998 жыл бұрын
ZeroSum23 It's almost like you didn't watch the video. But why would anyone comment before doing that?
@Glarblenuck8 жыл бұрын
That's another non-violent game.
@seafoamserpent80028 жыл бұрын
He hasn't played ANY video game much less Animal Crossing.
@bmarti79988 жыл бұрын
I don't know about everyone else but video games have never been a relaxing experience for me. I don't play video games to relax. I play to have fun and to win while i'm having fun. I enjoy it but i wouldn't call it "relaxing". If i wanted to relax i would read a book.
@thelemonseller19978 жыл бұрын
Rags, You should monetize your videos.
@ProjectClosure8 жыл бұрын
agreed
@trevader25628 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind. his stuff is good enough and he puts plenty of effort into it. he deserves a bonus for his hobby..
@ThaYoungChad8 жыл бұрын
I have crippling depression He derserves it, or open a patreon. I would support him.
@claytondefreitaslima11698 жыл бұрын
I have crippling depression he did not ?
@SkollTheWerewolf8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind if he did, but that's his choice. He said he doesn't like making money off of his videos.
@gold60006 жыл бұрын
"Gamers don't care about stories" Me: (RPG lover) ummmmm......
@danninmatthews56404 жыл бұрын
The Outer Worlds for your thoughts?
@poliwag95703 жыл бұрын
@@danninmatthews5640 Going to buy this on payday, looks really good. Thank you random commenter.
@callmekenji25698 жыл бұрын
one day father I'll make you proud
@gktWtlZl8 жыл бұрын
But first, you need the sunglasses
@NotAFakeName18 жыл бұрын
Rags Long Lost Son Goddamn it that profile pic
@ThaYoungChad8 жыл бұрын
Rags Long Lost Son I Fucking love your account XD
@leandorr32998 жыл бұрын
you can do this
@ThaYoungChad8 жыл бұрын
Culturally Enriched Knight of Distributive Justice LOL he put sunglasses! he is truly Rags' son now!
@Estranged1807 жыл бұрын
54:50 I have a story about falling asleep playing a game... There's this little game called Prototype. In it, there's a point when you have to drive a tank. I fell asleep driving the tank. My niece told me that not only had I fallen asleep (snoring too... it was bad), but that I'd driven that tank in a perfectly straight line, and didn't run over any people. Turns out, one of my best performances in a game, and I wasn't even awake to see it for myself.
@saintshaggy13726 жыл бұрын
Wow. Just... Wow.
@Scooterdrew16 жыл бұрын
When going through another play through of mass effect 2, I fall asleep when scanning planets for resources all the time.
@Jdh076 жыл бұрын
Estranged180 Wow 😲 that's awesome
@MinecraftSMGbros6 жыл бұрын
hahHa
@thomasearl38646 жыл бұрын
I love prototype and I am very late to this video, I recently just found this channel
@thoriummammet59458 жыл бұрын
"If you put the evidence aside then you'll know the truth" That sounds like every piece of Feminist/SJW jargon i've ever heard. I'm sorry but this Cracked "senior editor, the only one you can trust" isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. *He's still a tool, though.* Also subbed, this randomly showed up in my recomendations, 57 minutes later i'm still not regretting a second. *That tends to be a good sign, keep up the good stuff!*
@NjetvisionTheThird7 жыл бұрын
57 minutes of my life spent in happiness, seeing Josh getting ROASTED
@linusschanreitner58257 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOHHHHHHH MOM GET THAT CAMERA
@1SpicyMeataball5 жыл бұрын
"Sims is a non-violent game" Me: Creating "death houses" and locking up my neighbors till they expire.
@BlazinDevilify5 жыл бұрын
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2: hold my beer
@crimsonking4403 жыл бұрын
I'm still salty they made it so sims can get out pools without a ladder.
@sn-vf1fr8 жыл бұрын
Isn't Cracked the same website that says Islam isn't a violent religion?
@liamsgreatbitgaming8 жыл бұрын
ɐsn ɥɔǝʇ ʍǝıʌǝɹ .... it's not. Ever heard the saying "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch?"
@scutterybuttery4498 жыл бұрын
So its primary prophet wasn't a lunatic warlord? Give me a fucking break. A peaceful religion is Jainism or Buddhism. An angry Buddhist burns himself. An angry Muslim burns the world.
@meialuakampinas8 жыл бұрын
All Religion is violent. Dummies can only resort to violence when presented with logic.
@scutterybuttery4498 жыл бұрын
Except Jainism. The excuse "all religion is violent" is apologia for Islam, pure and simple.
@meialuakampinas8 жыл бұрын
The Nigerian Prince right cause no jain never had no violent acts and then you will say "if he was a true jain he wouldnt have" and there we go, the same old story.
@adradox6 жыл бұрын
Games saved me from depression many times, casted away suicidal thoughts when I had ones due dometic violence during my teenage years and helped me to cope with my anger and frustration so I could've vent without actually harming anyone. Gaming can be a very good therapy and this soy boy looking dude knows nothing about games.
@saintshaggy13726 жыл бұрын
adradox I hope ur fine now..
@gregoryderpwrld1116 жыл бұрын
I knew it! Video games can cure depression
@lukebytes53666 жыл бұрын
now let's see if it can cure cancer...
@667halomaster6 жыл бұрын
A true game assassin...
@jrny206 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I was sick from kidney failure, and it became bad enough that I had suicidal thoughts. But games like Star Wars Rogue Squadron and Super Smash Bros were my escape.
@Dufoth8 жыл бұрын
The Beta is strong with this male.
@e-43657 жыл бұрын
Dufoth NO! HE'S THE FUCKING ALPHA!!!!
@Sreven1997 жыл бұрын
This Guy wat?
@forever_toaster7 жыл бұрын
Dufoth beta? more like fucking theta
@Nerobyrne7 жыл бұрын
MINO Male In Name Only
@when75737 жыл бұрын
He's pretty much an Omega """"""male""""""
@ricknerinfantry6 жыл бұрын
Are books art, are movies art, is music art, are landscapes art? Yes? Then how is a medium that coalesces all of these things together NOT art? This is a concept that has always boggled my mind.
@brendancoulter57617 жыл бұрын
"Theres the Sims, Theres Minecraft, thats all I can think of off the Top of my head" Mario cart, farming sims, Euro Truck simulator, Kirble space program, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, any other simulator of wich there are hundreds, Ace Attorney, Point and Click adventures, Visual Novels, Walking simulators, Rune Factory,Sports Games, Puzzel Games, bejeweled and many more. Thats not even counting all the games where violence is completely optional. Josh probably never played Tetris
@justsomecommentchannel86026 жыл бұрын
K I R B L E What is with people misspelling "Kerbal"
@zappiseffects54597 жыл бұрын
Steam is a museum full of art.
@sagenebula71207 жыл бұрын
Zappis' Effects I don't think asset flips count as art.
@garbagegorilla67966 жыл бұрын
Debatable.
@greaser30697 жыл бұрын
"Go outside, try to find out what a vagina looks like" lmao
@presidenthaltmann43957 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao I don't want to ruin the joke but that's what the Internet is for.... I'm so lonely bro...
@samuelmoyer53307 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao you can Google vagina
@PancakeEnforcer924J7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao fool, that's why we have pornhub
@thevikingfox596 жыл бұрын
34:00 oh... i just remembered why i didnt watch the full video, thank you rags for being a decent human being and actually put a spoiler alert before talking about a games story
@northst7 жыл бұрын
I've got this crazy idea: if you don't like violence in video games, don't play them 😱
@ryank.80207 жыл бұрын
Jadeine Mwangi WHATTTTTTTTT??????????????
@Que5oFre5co7 жыл бұрын
Mind=blown
@dr.proffesorphd3717 жыл бұрын
WWWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH DDDDUUUUDE (mindBlown)
@heehee3517 жыл бұрын
Illuminati stop right there!!!!!
@dujuan96467 жыл бұрын
Lucas P. Let's plays.
@campar10438 жыл бұрын
"lets just go full punk rock"? I cant help but imagine hes a sheltered kid that referenced punk rock to sound edgy
@campar10438 жыл бұрын
***** people at metal shows are dressed as hip hoppers"?
@orfeo7938 жыл бұрын
maybe at hardcore/metalcore shows nowadays, but there are still plenty of "real" metalheads out there, more or less dressed the same as they were 20 years ago lol
@campar10438 жыл бұрын
gristlelick i enjoy metal and hip-hop
@campar10438 жыл бұрын
***** yeah idiots like the Kardashians are wearing Slayer shirts
@campar10438 жыл бұрын
Brendan Dawson lol
@clorox16768 жыл бұрын
Video games are for rich people? Lol. Actually, it's quite the opposite.
@pipsqueak84018 жыл бұрын
Splendido Splendente although EA is trying to change that
@soapcutter33028 жыл бұрын
Ruben Garcia so true
@Hope899627 жыл бұрын
True. PC's are cheap or if you like consoles , they are quite cheap too.
@sonicblast197 жыл бұрын
It's not like collecting old cars, it's a pretty cheap hobby overall, and fun.
@siegelink95497 жыл бұрын
Not to Mention that You tubers are Super underpaid.
@skinder1246 жыл бұрын
45:45 professional wrestling is art. Using simulated fight scenes utilizing choreographed moments and specialized techniques to LOOK damaging but safe as a form of storytelling is art. Not always done well, but when done well, its awesome.
@DeathlyLight7 жыл бұрын
intro music is called "Orange Colored Sky" by Nat King Cole btw.
@the_real_kanye5 жыл бұрын
Lets go fam!
@TheRedSpy437 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does the "top editor" look like the male version of the woman who said "all men are sexist and all whites are racist" I forgot her name.
@nerdyneedsalife83157 жыл бұрын
Milo Stewart?
@KvS1x37 жыл бұрын
The Red Spy Anita sarkeyion
@noahbrown65877 жыл бұрын
It’s milo
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
I'm just extremely disturbed by this guys physique. What is he, bulemic? Did he have cancer? For crying out loud dude, do a push up.
@pittland446 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you're right.
@BenCadetThePastafarian8 жыл бұрын
Us Americans spend billions on everything. Your point is?
@jtaylor48178 жыл бұрын
Fair point.
@OttoVonGarfield8 жыл бұрын
If anything, that's a good thing! We spend loads of money, hire tons of people, and stimulate the economy even when the money goes to nonsensical bullshit XD
@jtaylor48178 жыл бұрын
max larsen The more money we spend, the more goes back to the economy.
@thesuckysix42428 жыл бұрын
The more money we spend, the more money is poured into offshore bank accounts that we'll never see again.
@jtaylor48178 жыл бұрын
TheSuckySix Shh...They don't want these people to know that...
@Gottaculat6 жыл бұрын
The term "social engineering" seems to be an oxymoron, as engineers actually know what they are doing. I can trust an electrical engineer to properly construct a functional electrical grid; I cannot trust a social engineer to construct a functional free society.
@jasonmartin57695 жыл бұрын
You're assuming the even WANT a free society.
@wolfy19873 жыл бұрын
Because societies don't really need engineering, just a way to keep order and security. Other than that people tend to find their own place.
@alhosaintaher84352 жыл бұрын
@@wolfy1987 draw boundaries so freedoms don't intersect and infringe on each other, enforce them and let people do what they want otherwise
@Orangekid652 жыл бұрын
Isn't "social engineering" a type of deception, like scamming?
@hopelessdecoy2 жыл бұрын
@@Orangekid65 I have no idea what they mean, but you are correct. Maybe they mean civil engineers? But they design city services and zoning not prices or laws.
@indy31307 жыл бұрын
They don't allow violence in sports? Geez you should watch Canadians play hockey!
@lightmetro75087 жыл бұрын
indy mutt fuck yeah eh?
@Ripper4557 жыл бұрын
As Canadian who happens to play hockey (I am a teenager and I do not play at a competitive level) with some of the shit I've seen I would agree.
@tedz_wurld6 жыл бұрын
Maple syrup violence
@kagenotatsumaki6 жыл бұрын
Or Rugby in general lol Hell even professional wrestling is about glorifying violence and UFC and Boxing are also considered sports and that's literally just beating the shit out of each other.
@peacecorenathan5566 жыл бұрын
indy mutt Or hooligans in European football
@theiconicglitch6817 жыл бұрын
I feel really out of touch. Only heard about this Macintosh character just now
@etherallullaby54827 жыл бұрын
TheIconicGlitch Lol me too
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
Same
@slxsher43407 жыл бұрын
Mee too
@D3athScythe966 жыл бұрын
David M. All I got from this is never go full McIntosh
@lilwhatev3r2456 жыл бұрын
TheIconicGlitch sameee
@Papaw.Rooster6 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't know what gaming is if it bit you on the ass and called it a Quick Time Event" I laughed way too hard
@poliwag95703 жыл бұрын
The joke was spoiled by comments before I even came close to it, and wasn't funny at all because of it.
@Papaw.Rooster3 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 😞
@BlackScreenProductions1253 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 sad.
@Data-Expungeded2 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 look I read comments before watching the video but we need to stop
@logangraham29566 жыл бұрын
"video games aren't art" a few moments later ... "yes video games can be art"
@alexlee41545 жыл бұрын
Well really i think he said that videogames arent art but contain art Maybe it doesnt translate so well, or maybe kojima is just crazy (i wouldnt put it past him)
@babygenjo57144 жыл бұрын
LAST OF US ENTERED THE CHAT
@danninmatthews56403 жыл бұрын
@@babygenjo5714 Concrete Genie entered the chat.
@xylophone8978 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash is a very violent video game about repeatedly throwing yourself on spikes and dying.
@Simoran7 жыл бұрын
FullMetal Soma True that shit.
@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person8 жыл бұрын
This guy from Cracked seems the type of guy that would suffer from bullying in 90's movies
@MrRevan00358 жыл бұрын
El psi congru, boi
@justincicconi7592 жыл бұрын
Nah, he’d be the bully’s annoying toady.
@lyt6647 жыл бұрын
_"Oh? You're making popcorn? What movie are you going to watch?"_ _Oh. I'm going to go watch Rags._ _"Who is that?"_ _A dog far better than ours._ _"...alright. Have fun."_
@kagenotatsumaki6 жыл бұрын
"Video games are supposed to surpass movies in terms of story telling but we won't let them!" Oh really? Go on then, tell me how many movies have a better story then The Witcher 3 or The Last of Us. Tell me which movies are better then Uncharted 2 and 4 in terms of action scenes as well as story. Go on. I'll wait...
@tripleoo06 жыл бұрын
Games like you mentioned are great examples of deep, story-based gaming. I, being the insufferable Star Wars nut that I am, will also mention Knights of the Old Republic, since those games both came at a time where a good film was relatively hard to find, and both predate anything Josh Private Last Class wants to talk about, Baldur's Gate notwithstanding. Both games tell stories far longer and deeper than anything Hollywood is putting out anymore, even the Oscar bait everyone pretends they care enough about to like. Both feature twists better than any twist since Sixth Sense. The first is one of the most epic hero's tales this side of [pick a good Indiana Jones flick], and the second is one of the most cerebral pieces of media I have ever seen. These games came out in the 2003-2004 malaise of Creed-era media, and you want to tell me that video games haven't surpassed film as storytelling media? Bitch, please. Josh Sargent, was it? I could expect better video game journalism from Sergeant Slaughter.
@castor99076 жыл бұрын
Twilight * Obvious sarcasm *
@amittoibis6 жыл бұрын
Children of men. 28 days later. Lawrence of Arabia. Blue ruin. The witch. Primer. And of course, the room
@Pijawek6 жыл бұрын
Witcher was actually based on a book series and the plot itself was written by a very tallented writer.
@Itsprincesweets6 жыл бұрын
Ok. Who killed captain alex
@BerryTheBnnuy8 жыл бұрын
If you think all the Sim games aren't violent, you aren't playing them right.
@Nimpibly8 жыл бұрын
If you are not murdering people in the Sims, you are not playing it correctly.
@filthydaemonspawn12068 жыл бұрын
Simon Ayres this guy gets it^
@Nimpibly8 жыл бұрын
Have a pool party and then take away all the ladders.
@Murdock_the_Pooch6 жыл бұрын
Simon Ayres This should be on the box.
@notasoviet10166 жыл бұрын
Play like call me Kevin
@marikroyals71115 жыл бұрын
@@Nimpibly Build a room and take away everything in it including the doors.
@rgvgunner79358 жыл бұрын
My Girlfriend Dumped me Today Becuase She said I Cared to much about her before I was gona cry Rags uploaded :D
@bashirwada8 жыл бұрын
Elfish Gaming do you smell that? that smelly smell. smells like bullshit.
@ripoutyourprejudice8 жыл бұрын
With that spelling I'd dump you too after beating the shit outta you. :D
@rgvgunner79358 жыл бұрын
Bucky•JaKRBT English wasn't my first language :D
@jademerrydown29438 жыл бұрын
what the fuck? you cared to much? thats a bad thing these days?
@filthydaemonspawn12068 жыл бұрын
Jade Merrydown Probably started creeping her out or it just got annoying, up you know, like when your parents, well, care so much it's blocking you from certain things or just plain annoying.
@therabbitfollower55505 жыл бұрын
37:27 It's funny how he brings up the Roger Ebert quote. Ebert's disconnection from videogames as a whole aside, that statement was particularly controversial at the time because this was stated not long after the release of Shadow of the Colossus. Let that sink in for a moment, and realize that Sargent is holding up this quote as if it ever held water.
@allenharper29287 жыл бұрын
*wants a gif of Rags dancing*
@canadianguy72917 жыл бұрын
If you have to justify how your a gamer you're not a gamer
@linusschanreitner58257 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@marcusfigved75937 жыл бұрын
Vegito Blue you're a grammar nazi Understand that you probbaly Are joking
@jarfankle_85876 жыл бұрын
Marcus Figved probably*
@m0gg838 жыл бұрын
Violence in movies are worse. It looks like it could be real vs a video game's puff of red pixels.
@justviewing83878 жыл бұрын
yaboyGOODVIBES I'd agree but it's subjective really.
@zeratir78738 жыл бұрын
and when it comes to inspiering crimes i bet that books and movies are AT LEAST! as bad as video games likely worse.
Hahaha funny the games u said also have good graphics which makes them good art too
@tobiasrenekton29754 жыл бұрын
@Quinn McDonnell ori
@tynerharris31247 жыл бұрын
Wait he is a liberal, who says video games are for the 1% , and he is like "yeah I got gamer cred" and then he talks about the gamer gate crap! WHAT?!
@tynerharris31247 жыл бұрын
Jeffery that is exactly what I was thinking!
@Albatross1597 жыл бұрын
Atomicbadger 29 he's the American Liberal, a movement that was corrupted by the Progressives in the 1970s and 80s, so the two are now almost synonymous.
@tynerharris31247 жыл бұрын
The Ancient Mariner True True
@dogedude28477 жыл бұрын
Atomicbadger 29 i bet i could noscope his ass in a 1v1 even though i suck ass at cod
@johnsmith-jj5ls7 жыл бұрын
Liberals are libertarians; "liberals" nowadays are just hateful leftists who resent the hand that feeds them: Capitalism.
@zyad488 жыл бұрын
"And no I'm not counting Minecraft as violent" So, you're not Turkey, that's good to know. lmfao
@TauCu8 жыл бұрын
Its okay, Turkey banned youtube, so you can say whatever the FUCK you want to about them. Fuck you turkey.
@GKDaMasta8 жыл бұрын
Talfy the ban was removed after a year
@TauCu8 жыл бұрын
Gökçe Köksal Fuck you turkeys government *
@GKDaMasta8 жыл бұрын
Talfy yeah we are ruled by idiot religious fucks everyone knows that.
@sunofgun078 жыл бұрын
true we need a another atatürk
@natem15797 жыл бұрын
Good News, Josh Sargent & Co. have been laid off and Cracked wants to return to form, and stray away from social justice politics.
@RSTBKT6 жыл бұрын
"The Peoples's Republic of California" lol
@ssp91815 жыл бұрын
I actually started using this.
@aurenkleige7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never realized how bad Cracked actually is. xD
@TheRoyalOrora7 жыл бұрын
Auren I'm only subscribed for Roger's If ___ Were Honest (Rodger? I don't know how to spell it.)!
@taffysaur7 жыл бұрын
I can still remember when they were still a shitty Mad Magazine rip-off.
@incleo7 жыл бұрын
You no say XDDDDDDD
@GazMatic7 жыл бұрын
Cracked went to shit around 2012 but only became full SJW bullshit around 2015
@jaypab7 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say they are... C R A C K ED!!!!
@nicholasroyals27037 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is how anger, stress relief, and relaxation work. It's called catharsis. The sociological theory that using a media source releases pent up stress, aggression, and makes you relaxed.
@chromasus99838 жыл бұрын
I miss the days when Cracked was actually funny and witty, nowadays it's utter trash and it's kind of sad to see how it has fallen into the hardcore SJW line.
@torgogorgo18888 жыл бұрын
tits
@chromasus99838 жыл бұрын
Torgo Gorgo Talk about a loaded response. I was speaking of the time when Cracked was making funny articles about video games and movies, weird old toys, comic books and things like that, or cool tales from wars or other adventures people have somehow managed to pull through.
@Phoen1x8838 жыл бұрын
What did he say before the edit?
@torgogorgo18888 жыл бұрын
Phoenix I said Cracked hasn't changed, perhaps his views have changed toward the far right and suggested it no longer fits into his personal echo chamber/safe space in a bit of a rant and realized I may be wrong in this case (although him thinking they are "hardcore sjw now" suggests perhaps not). I find it comical you cared enough to ask so I provide you the answer.
@Phoen1x8838 жыл бұрын
Torgo Gorgo Chalk it up to curiosity. Most people wouldn't consider 'tits' a loaded response so when I saw that, it threw me for a loop until I noticed the edit.
@Gottaculat6 жыл бұрын
11:45, He doesn't have to go outside for that; he just needs to look down. XD $50 says this dweeb has had more than one swirly in his life. Possibly one as an adult. Wouldn't surprise me.
@honeybadger28988 жыл бұрын
I'm from the south, and the 1911 joke was hilarious
@honeybadger28988 жыл бұрын
Also, I play video games to vent, at lest in part. This man's 4th point was ludicrous, damn near personally offensive. He said that the reason I say I play video games, is wrong. I know why the fuck I do something, especially if I'm doing it for myself. He CAN NOT tell me correctly why I do it if he is saying something that is different than, or opposing, what I say. He is not god, this is NOT how this fucking works.
@Ricardo-sx5xk8 жыл бұрын
Artorias The Abyss Walker That was a badass rip i kept replaying to get it down right. Also better for me to release my sociopathic tendencies in a virtual office as opposed to walking into the cracked office and unleash my 1st person shooter. every floor would be a level.
@Kenchan13378 жыл бұрын
LMAO, i dont live there but i still think it's hilarious :)
@OttoVonGarfield8 жыл бұрын
I'm from the west, and 1911 jokes was hilarious. Not the fact that it's a reference to the fine 1911, but because you'd try and use that instead of a full on hunting rifle or pump-action.
@theaceofdaves41218 жыл бұрын
I'm form the UK and I found that funny!
@justataco17768 жыл бұрын
For those of you that are just here for Rags dancing to "Full Mcintosh" 8:22
@MCPunk557 жыл бұрын
"Videogames are not relaxing". Forza Horizon... taking control of my Ford Sierra and just cruising around at regular speed was one of the most relaxing things I used to do after work and before I accidentally threw away the wrong cable... and let's get back to Skyrim and how often I just mount on my horse and enjoy the landscape. Fallout 4's settlement building is the most relaxing thing for me nowadays. I remember the game Fluid, the goal was just relax and make all kind of different music while controlling a dolphin through different areas. There are games specifically designed for relaxation. But you are far too lazy and dishonest to do a 2 minute google search.
@rof28776 жыл бұрын
I completely agree, but game art isn't limited to just graphics. Look at the Halo 2 soundtrack with songs like Ghosts of Reach or Siege of Madrigal (yeah it was in CE but it's also in Halo 2). Those songs are art and they evoke emotions that truly make us connect and become immersed in the game.
@robertmarley93806 жыл бұрын
There are some games with absolutely stellar soundtracks that really help create atmosphere to complement their stories. Halo is excellent at that (ODST's isolation and Reach's hopelessness). Remember Me had tracks like Still Human and Neo Paris. Sanctum 2 has Skye's theme and All Is Lost. ...Anyway my name is John Doe and thanks for coming to my TED talk
@Angel_Kinzoku5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the dialogue itself in halo 2. No line is just a throwaway thing, they all matter and none of the scenes drag on with heavy exposition. Not to mention how quotable most of the lines are
@zeus28frenzy4 жыл бұрын
Mjolnir mic
@TOONYBOY3 жыл бұрын
@@Angel_Kinzoku "Chief is gonna hop in this tank, roll across that bridge, and take out any son of a bitch between him and the Prophet of Regret." "What about that Scarab?" "We've all run the simulations. They're tough, but they aint invincible. Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do. "Thanks for the tank, *he* never gets me anything" "...Oh I know what the ladies like". "You told me there wouldn't be any cameras." "And you told me you were gonna wear something nice. Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope. So smile would ya? While we still got something to smile about." "You look nice" "Thank you (x2)" *Death stare ensues* "Sir, permission to leave the station." "For what purpose Master Chief?" "😈 To give the Covenant back their bomb." "(fuck it) Permission granted." "You know this is crazy right?" "So, stay here." "Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy... Just one question... What if you miss?" "I won't" "Regret. Regret. Regret." "Catchy, what does it mean?" "Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet. (all soldiers in unison) Urah!"
@TOONYBOY3 жыл бұрын
Most of these scenes have Seargant Johnson in them
@12naits6 жыл бұрын
If the murder itch thing was real, it is beter to play a vidio game then to kill someone.
@adriancardona21726 жыл бұрын
Jason Voorhees true, but for a quick defuse it would perfect. As long as it isn't rage.
@murkrum5 жыл бұрын
@Anarchy Is Unstoppable your name with that responsive is fucking laughable. Fucking larper
@EsotErikka5 жыл бұрын
@@murkrum As violent video games have been more available, violent crime has been on the decline.
@shadowswithin7025 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@JasonBrazealResponds7 жыл бұрын
His game cred is nothing since he can't pronounce Minsc properly. Minsc only said his own name a few dozen times in the game.
@raven800plays8 жыл бұрын
omg, I just gained 10exp points for killing an alien creature with an assault rifle out of self defense in Osiris: New Dawn. I must be a murdering psychopath! I must set myself on fire now to purge the evil that infests my soul... I'll be sure to write out a trigger warning in my own blood to let people know that there will be lots of loud screaming of pain and agony...I wouldn't want to offend anyone before I die. XD
@e-43657 жыл бұрын
ravenjehuty I think the alien you killed was Josh what's-his-face and he gave you so little exp because he's weak with mind, body, and willpower....
@frealms7 жыл бұрын
You fail even in death! Writing a trigger warning in blood can trigger someone! You shall roam the seven Hells to purge your soul from this absurd deed! You didn't even ask them if they wanted to be approached and told of said trigger warning! This is a lost cause.
@Icybubba6 жыл бұрын
"we don't care about story" I think my jaw dropped 20 feet. I guess he never played Portal 2 imo the best narrative game I've ever played
@rexl.63236 жыл бұрын
"So step off!" Love when these SJW betas try to act tough
@bananamuntcher7 жыл бұрын
I came for the picture of a doggo, I decided to stay....for the picture of a doggo
@KDRIIZZLLE8 жыл бұрын
23:17 "Press your middle mouse button so it opens it up in a new tab." Mind = Fucked
@hudsonaase57907 жыл бұрын
Kevin Anderson same😂😂😂
@michaelamaya90324 жыл бұрын
"Video Games are not relaxing." Minecraft: "Am I a joke to you!?" Slime Rancher: *Mike Wazowski face swap meme.* Animal Crossing: "Are you sure about that!?"
@smexywaluigi6412 жыл бұрын
Doom: *JJJaminson Laugh*
@Floridamangaming7298 жыл бұрын
why is a bunch of channels like cracked going sjw or feminazi.............i honestly have no clue.
@samoria75308 жыл бұрын
Because there's a bunch of idiots in the world...
@Floridamangaming7298 жыл бұрын
yea probably taking advantage of their idiocy for views. id never go that low if i had a youtube channel.
@foxzilla18958 жыл бұрын
Lucy Fur because from a fucktard gets triggered he/she will call you something ist
@Floridamangaming7298 жыл бұрын
yea thats actually genius.
@Ariwari52988 жыл бұрын
Lucy Fur Nope just basic economics
@PCStPierre6 жыл бұрын
Full Macintosh 🎶
@ssp91815 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness.
@tanksalot11805 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh
@raycadbury8 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't call 911 id use 1911!" #just.45things
@Koutsn_8 жыл бұрын
At the point where the cracked dude is bitching about guns in video games(video is long cba to find an actual time)
@Highlander24758 жыл бұрын
@16:21
@Perry21868 жыл бұрын
i dont call 911 i yell Ruger ither im getting my revolver or my German Shepard is coming
@CyborgCMorg8 жыл бұрын
Hickok45 would be proud
@patrickmacready17798 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't call 911 id cause 9/11!" #just. 45things
@xipheonj2 ай бұрын
I have mixed feeling going through these old videos and reliving the start of the video game collapse, and later all media industries. It was a more innocent time where things were still good so everyone called us crazy conspiracy theorists when we were actually prophets.
@samsonaagaard8 жыл бұрын
my grnadfather played alot of no mans sky and fallout new vegas before he died it made him happy not crazy
@djlf18688 жыл бұрын
samson aagaard I'm sorry for your loss.
@ctemp32468 жыл бұрын
samson aagaard huh. I haven't played new Vegas. Is it good? I've also avoided NMS, what with the hate and all
@furiousdefiler77348 жыл бұрын
Darth Lttl New Vegas is fantastic, the writing and humor are just wonderful. It also does perks better than fallout 3 did, and has updated game play compared to Fallout 3. The improvements aren't massive due to the fact that Bethesda gave Obsidian a very short amount of time to make the game. Also, I would highly recommend getting the dlcs, they all make up a story that you learn about piece by piece as you play them.
@samsonaagaard8 жыл бұрын
i love new vegas as well
@furiousdefiler77348 жыл бұрын
True, however the story dlcs are really good.
@tidbits52208 жыл бұрын
I only watch rag's videos as pod casts over cs. I just cant play if his voice isnt destroying someones argument in my headset
@SplashyVal7 жыл бұрын
12liter pepsican his voice is so nice ik. I can just turn my phone off and listen you dont even need to watch, just listen
@treetalk_7 жыл бұрын
So in a virtual game, where noone got hurt, that's unethical. But in a movie, a actually real recorded movie, someone getting hurt while recording a fight scene is fine?
@PancakeEnforcer924J7 жыл бұрын
Treetalk they don't actually get hurt
@AlvinMmsvc6 жыл бұрын
Hey America!!! -Yeah cause America is the whole world. I CRIED.
@flakbus37905 жыл бұрын
Yeah what about: France Germany United Kingdom Ireland Iceland Canada Mexico Falklands South America Africa and smaller country's Italy Spain Russian Ukraine Sweden Finland Japan China Australia Austria Poland Belgium New Zealand India S and N Korean British virgin islands and remaining islands we still control Jamaica Turkey And more