Cracked is Anti-Gamer

  Рет қаралды 909,412

Rags

Rags

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 8 500
@smilfusii4191
@smilfusii4191 8 жыл бұрын
We don't care about story? Yeah because I play TellTale games for the gripping quick time events.
@marioanothlp
@marioanothlp 7 жыл бұрын
And oc the open levels and exploration within those, am i rght? XD
@tettric5370
@tettric5370 7 жыл бұрын
What IS Game Theorist anyways?
@deadfromhell1235
@deadfromhell1235 7 жыл бұрын
this comment made my day xdd
@marcofrank6542
@marcofrank6542 7 жыл бұрын
i play fifa to tackle people
@LMFAO_FAN_2004
@LMFAO_FAN_2004 7 жыл бұрын
Grim Gamer I play fallout NV for the Nukes. :,(
@ursaminor9780
@ursaminor9780 6 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd say this without being on anesthesia in a hospital, but the dog with sunglasses makes WAY more sense than the adult man.
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the darkest timeline, where the god forsaken furry makes more sense than the head editor of a major publisher
@ryanlahart534
@ryanlahart534 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my last weekend.
@gylfearisen8420
@gylfearisen8420 4 жыл бұрын
The man part of your statement is not only debatable, but clearly in error.
@henryofskalitz2228
@henryofskalitz2228 3 жыл бұрын
Its only gotten worse
@mikeexits
@mikeexits 7 ай бұрын
Not just any sunglasses. It's a dog wearing pixellated sunglasses.
@BlueEyesWhiteGuy89
@BlueEyesWhiteGuy89 6 жыл бұрын
"If you are doubting I'm a real gamesman..." No gamer, video game player or gamer girl has ever called themselves or others a "Gamesman".
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 5 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder where he even thought of that term. *coughKlansmancough* I just can't think of any.
@reubenbell1980
@reubenbell1980 5 жыл бұрын
Just made me doubt him even more, dude is fucking clueless
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 4 жыл бұрын
Think we can co-opt the word? I kinda like it but I don't want to give credit to this asshole
@WiseOwl_1408
@WiseOwl_1408 3 жыл бұрын
@@clayxros576 I didn't get his comment. If what your saying is what he meant the guy is even dumber than I thought
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 3 жыл бұрын
@@WiseOwl_1408 It's been over a year so I cant even remember if I made this comment passive aggressively or ironically. But knowing alot of the blatant racists out there, if he was one he might have gotten it from that.
@themerchant5628
@themerchant5628 5 жыл бұрын
“We don’t care about stories in games.” Then why do people complain about them when they’re bad...
@miep3934
@miep3934 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked gamers raised such a stink about Mass Effect 3's ending to the point that the developers patched in an alternate one. Gamers don't care about story my ass.
@babygenjo5714
@babygenjo5714 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man I fucking hate story games, Arkham series’s, Last of us, Titanfall, LITERALLY EVERY STORY GAME LIKE HEAVY RAIN YOU GOT DETROIT BECOME HUMAN BUT I HATE THAT BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY PLAY TO “MURDER PEOPLE”. He’s literally the most unfunny and idiotic man that works for one of the worst industry. Gaming journalism
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao wht if we didn't care about the story metal gear survival would be a good game
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
@@babygenjo5714 that's funny cuz every anti gamer thinks that we are bad cuz of that they don't see the story . Cuz if the would see the story the would understand every action and not say the guy is.mass murderer
@Deadsea_1993
@Deadsea_1993 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he did another sweeping generalization. The Last Of Us was massively popular because of the story. Tell Tale games like The Walking Dead were massively popular because of the story. The gameplay was basic as hell, point and click, but it was the writing that kept you engaged. It is why the game won awards. It made many viewers cry at the end. It made the voice actors themselves cry at the end. They were actually crying when they spoke their lines in the end. This Josh guy is clueless.
@mufin6930
@mufin6930 8 жыл бұрын
I think games _are_ art. Not just the professionally designed 3D models and hand-drawn textures, but the actual programming. I have the deepest respect for the hours of coding that goes into some of the most minute details.
@tamonk9054
@tamonk9054 7 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ same
@rebuffedsalmon6264
@rebuffedsalmon6264 7 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ As a programmer, I thank you
@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros1449
@pedrohenriquesoutogueiros1449 7 жыл бұрын
RebuffedSalmon how do i git gud in programing?
@declan6995
@declan6995 7 жыл бұрын
I agree, sometimes parts of a story can't be told through dialog or visuals.
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621
@tiberiustheweaponsmaster4621 7 жыл бұрын
ᅚᅚ I'm getting into programming and made my first game engine last year. Some code looks utterly beautiful and takes a lot of planning and skill.
@gabrielsabode
@gabrielsabode 8 жыл бұрын
"Video games are not relaxing" that pissed me the fuck off. having anxiety and being able to calm down with games, even violent or fast paced games, is 100% possible.
@Enchie
@Enchie 8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey True. I love to play grand strategy games for that.
@KBWrecker
@KBWrecker 8 жыл бұрын
Flower and Journey off the top of my head.
@ThaYoungChad
@ThaYoungChad 8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey It's great stress relief
@ThaYoungChad
@ThaYoungChad 8 жыл бұрын
***** war never changes
@jasonfenton8250
@jasonfenton8250 8 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Bailey When I'm stressed I play Total War and unleash my legions.
@alexanderthorne635
@alexanderthorne635 7 жыл бұрын
Chess is a game about beating your opponent. In essence, you are 'killing' the opposing pieces. Risk is a game about war in which hundreds of 'people' as represented by plastic models die. Draughts is a game where, much like chess, you attempt to defeat an opponent in a conflict situation which involves 'killing'/taking the other pieces. Warhammer is a game where you command armies to massacre another army represented by detailed plastic models Magic: the Gathering is a game where entities and creatures represented by cards fight and kill each other. What makes video games different Josh?
@linusschanreitner5825
@linusschanreitner5825 7 жыл бұрын
Monopoly is a Game where you try to get your opponent bankrupt. Point given
@plasterboard3884
@plasterboard3884 6 жыл бұрын
Chess is racist because the whites move first. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@manupontheprecipice6254
@manupontheprecipice6254 6 жыл бұрын
You can make anything innocious into something violent. Like me plugging my charger into my iPhone. Or me popping a cap off a Cheer Wine. Look for violence in places it isn’t, and you’ll find yourself chasing mirages.
@henryweinand8672
@henryweinand8672 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Thorne you cant forget about lego star wars! You hit the other legos to break them. Fucking bloody murder
@HarrowingResults
@HarrowingResults 6 жыл бұрын
You have have the Chinese game "Go" which is basically you defeating your enemy with the least amount of pieces possible
@cannedcoochie3527
@cannedcoochie3527 6 жыл бұрын
19:33 says "gamesman" and "my gamer cred" I rest my case
@babygenjo5714
@babygenjo5714 4 жыл бұрын
Quinn McDonnell yeah I got that GAMER CRED
@CoffeeTheDragon
@CoffeeTheDragon 4 жыл бұрын
How do you do fellow kids?
@TeamFriendship8600
@TeamFriendship8600 4 жыл бұрын
No actual gamer says either of those things.
@patrickeg916
@patrickeg916 3 жыл бұрын
It's like he's speaking a foreign language. You misuse a word, mispronounce it, form your sentences incorrectly and native speakers can tell right away. But if he had some sincerity, we would excuse him for making a little mistake like this.
@arenkai
@arenkai 6 жыл бұрын
"I played the shit out of Baldur's Gate, it was so cool !!! Oh, and stories don't matter in video games btw." If anybody needed any more proof that this guy isn't a gamer, here you are...
@BigBroTejano
@BigBroTejano 5 жыл бұрын
There numerious video games that I have absololutly no intention of playing myself, but will spend hours on KZbin watching other people play them so I can hear and see the story in the game. Hell, there are some games I've seen and thought "why don't they just make a movie or cartoon of this?"
@Corrupted
@Corrupted 5 жыл бұрын
@nothing to see here No lol, there are thousands of games with heavy focus on story, or story literally being the knly important thing. Play "What remains of Edith Finch" it one of the best games I've played
@akaiyoru2681
@akaiyoru2681 5 жыл бұрын
@@Corrupted Yeah, a lot of story heavy games are deffinitely out there, Divinity: Original Sin is a story heavy game, or Life is Strange, which is a pure story game, just like The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead, Dreamfall Chapters... Do you remember "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"?
@somerandomguy___
@somerandomguy___ 5 жыл бұрын
So what you’re female?
@quakercrackers4262
@quakercrackers4262 8 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommended, oh it is actually good,
@BRUHMOMENT1972
@BRUHMOMENT1972 8 жыл бұрын
For the back or the front?
@quakercrackers4262
@quakercrackers4262 8 жыл бұрын
John Chabot Front
@quakercrackers4262
@quakercrackers4262 8 жыл бұрын
s4n714g000 That piece of shit JayTheGamerNoob? He is probably faking his colorblindness for attention, just like my friend.
@nolan738
@nolan738 8 жыл бұрын
Rags is a GREAT youtuber, just watch his other videos. I have been subbed to him since around 6,000 subs!
@nolan738
@nolan738 8 жыл бұрын
I am glad you stumbled across this video!
@Xertaron.
@Xertaron. 7 жыл бұрын
"You know that would be absolutely true, if it weren't demonstrably false" - my favourite line.
@V3L0C1T13S
@V3L0C1T13S 6 жыл бұрын
leave it at 69 likes pls
@Samrules888
@Samrules888 5 жыл бұрын
>tries to establish his gamer cred >mispronounces the most popular character in baldur's gate
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 5 жыл бұрын
I never played it, but then I wouldn't use it as an example if I was in this moron's place since I didn't. Does he takes us for fools?
@reubenbell1980
@reubenbell1980 5 жыл бұрын
ClayXros Yep
@Inastewpopotogo
@Inastewpopotogo Ай бұрын
Maensk is very obscure tho, being just transportation for Boo
@michaelsims1612
@michaelsims1612 7 жыл бұрын
That "full McIntosh" section was pure artistry. You wonderful doggo, you.
@justincicconi759
@justincicconi759 2 жыл бұрын
I could watch an hour of that.
@notkyoto4770
@notkyoto4770 7 жыл бұрын
did cracked just put madden NFL as a killing people game
@deathhoop8323
@deathhoop8323 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr noticed that too...guess it's too violent cuz you tackle people and shit?
@PeterParker-cy9yk
@PeterParker-cy9yk 7 жыл бұрын
Dj Fredbear Cracked is shit, he makes dumb claims the whole video but he said "4 of the top 5"
@PancakeEnforcer924J
@PancakeEnforcer924J 7 жыл бұрын
Hollow oh no, FIFA 16 promotes murder
@David_Quinn1995
@David_Quinn1995 7 жыл бұрын
Hollow he did
@CrowderHatingConservative
@CrowderHatingConservative 7 жыл бұрын
Hollow I thought I was the only one to notice. 😂
@youngs559
@youngs559 8 жыл бұрын
Cracked is SJW Crap. Just look at their: 4 Movie Heroes Who Would Be Villains Today.
@matthewsues834
@matthewsues834 8 жыл бұрын
your quite salty, cracked has always sucked.
@matthewsues834
@matthewsues834 8 жыл бұрын
ps - im a white cisgendered male
@IamMortui
@IamMortui 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, he changed his name.
@matthewsues834
@matthewsues834 8 жыл бұрын
XD
@yoavmor9002
@yoavmor9002 8 жыл бұрын
Next time these console fanboy channels say that Rags goes only on small channels they need to watch this video.
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 6 жыл бұрын
A few questions: For the sake of the argument, let's say he's right that people game just to satisfy their "murder itch." Does it not then logically follow that video games prevent gamers from satisfying their murder itch elsewhere, say, in the real world? Would it not be better to "murder" some animated polygons that are being manipulated by AI or other people with a need to murder, in an environment that has no mortal consequences in reality? Or is it possible that the premise is flawed, and really this editor is projecting his dark shadow on others to avoid admitting that he has a dark passenger that starts to surface when he's exposed to violence? Me thinks he doth protest too much.
@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793
@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 4 жыл бұрын
If this were my video, I'd have pinned this. Beautifully stated
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
The violence in gaming is not causing violence irl If I am a psychopath and play games and kill ppl irl whos fault mine that I am a phyco who enjoys killing or video games? Also (I am European) I see that school shootings are caused sometimes by children and their question is wht caused them or... HOW THE FUCKING KID GOT HIMSELF. A HANDGUN????
@TeamFriendship8600
@TeamFriendship8600 4 жыл бұрын
That's even ignoring that a number of video games punish you if you constantly use combat(Think the good RE and Silent Hill titles).
@doolittlecraftsmann302
@doolittlecraftsmann302 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I eat so much bread. There isn't a game to feed my yeast addiction.
@Data-Expungeded
@Data-Expungeded 2 жыл бұрын
@@TeamFriendship8600 undertale
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator 8 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember when Cracked made lists about the most badass soldiers of all time. Now they're sjw crap.
@nickrobertson7853
@nickrobertson7853 8 жыл бұрын
MSF soldier Alligator thats how i fell in love with the site. its sad to see how theyve turned out.
@Grabthar191
@Grabthar191 8 жыл бұрын
They've also become giant pretentious condescending snobbish douche bags. I unsubscribed from them months ago because everything seemed to be like that (with maybe the exception of their diner foursome).
@heyllo1337
@heyllo1337 8 жыл бұрын
Grabthar191 I only had subbed to them because of after hours (the diner foursome) and their individual bits.
@jforozco12
@jforozco12 8 жыл бұрын
thats the compromise they made in order to have women in their team man. they just want to crush some puss bro, give them some slack
@leod1510
@leod1510 8 жыл бұрын
Not racist = sjw crap
@FinniganTV
@FinniganTV 7 жыл бұрын
> Cites a game that still stands out for it's incredible and immersive story almost 20 years later as gaming credentials. > Gets character's name wrong ('Minsc' not 'Mincs') > Talks about character's friendship and devotion to his hamster, ignoring a massive part of character's story arc across multiple games is being devoted to and protecting another character. > Claims we don't play games for the story element. There's some chicanery here Mr. Sergeant.
@ralcogaming7674
@ralcogaming7674 6 жыл бұрын
Finnigan Morris then basically admits he only knows about the last of us because of KZbin all my friends who played it actually felt disconnected at the end because the needs of the many argument is too strong
@NekoBoyOfficial
@NekoBoyOfficial 7 жыл бұрын
"Gaming is a rich people's hobby." For some reason that caught my attention. Video games are cheaper than ever now, and considering the majority of teenagers play video games this guy knows virtually nothing about video games.
@lightmetro7508
@lightmetro7508 7 жыл бұрын
NekoBoyOfficial except new games in Canada cost 80 bucks now
@ketskets3957
@ketskets3957 7 жыл бұрын
Thats very wrong
@mrtannzr
@mrtannzr 7 жыл бұрын
The free 2 play market and steam sales would like a word with you.
@KeybladeMasterAndy
@KeybladeMasterAndy 7 жыл бұрын
Steam sales are the exception; not the rule.
@shadowthedragon7151
@shadowthedragon7151 7 жыл бұрын
I found destiny 1 (the better one) for only 5$, with all the dlcs included. Admittedly it was used and on clearance, but still. Pretty cheap
@jesupcolt
@jesupcolt 6 жыл бұрын
Cracked used to be pretty funny. It's like how old College Humor was pretty funny. Then, a few years back a weird switch got flipped, and I can't stand either one anymore.
@J.W.J.
@J.W.J. 6 жыл бұрын
They hired Liberals and every decent writer/creator left for better opportunities.
@drzoidberg19855
@drzoidberg19855 6 жыл бұрын
The switch has a big label on it, it reads 'Social Justice.'
@ginge641
@ginge641 6 жыл бұрын
CH has improved somewhat recently, though they can still be very cringey.
@nostalgiabender2375
@nostalgiabender2375 5 жыл бұрын
Well at least we still have mashed
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's full blown SJW shit now.
@doccz2167
@doccz2167 7 жыл бұрын
I hate how they blame video games for violence, yet they rarely point the finger at the culprits' mental state. It's like a scapegoat.
@loth4015
@loth4015 6 жыл бұрын
World War 2 was a lie. There were no video games back then.
@KesGaming
@KesGaming 6 жыл бұрын
It probably takes less effort to find a scapegoat then find the real reason for things.
@ivanrivera3293
@ivanrivera3293 6 жыл бұрын
@@loth4015 Lol
@tinkrebelle
@tinkrebelle 6 жыл бұрын
I heard a very well put saying once, I forget the exact words, but it went along the lines of people aren't violent because there's violence in our media, there's violence in our media because people are violent
@Claudia-pm7wg
@Claudia-pm7wg 6 жыл бұрын
Easier to point the finger at something none related then to actually look at the human psyche and realize that deep inside we are all violent little sh*ts.
@Extaticus
@Extaticus 7 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaand Cracked has fired him. Site's almost dead, only the "core editors" remain. Meanwhile, Rags is still here. ;3
@heretical_habits9512
@heretical_habits9512 7 жыл бұрын
eXtaticus they dead
@Samrules888
@Samrules888 6 жыл бұрын
yeah that's the telltale sign of being strangled by ideology over management.
@plasterboard3884
@plasterboard3884 6 жыл бұрын
Cracked fucking deserves it
@patrickwiliarty3575
@patrickwiliarty3575 6 жыл бұрын
Most of their stuff is nothing like this thouhh
@Vaestus
@Vaestus 6 жыл бұрын
Well thats a bit much. Couldnt have just settled for "Youre an idiot" or a simple "No Patrick-"? Dont get me wrong its fun to tell people to kill themselves but
@theslothdemon-offical9794
@theslothdemon-offical9794 7 жыл бұрын
"if it bit you in the ass and called it a quick time event" that crap was hilarious
@Th3SmartAlec
@Th3SmartAlec 6 жыл бұрын
"Why are there articles about bad story in games" "Because we don't care" IT'S BECAUSE WE CARE THAT WE'RE COMPLAINING GENIUS.
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
If we didn't care metal gear survival would be a good game
@twingtwang5547
@twingtwang5547 8 жыл бұрын
Chess is too violent.
@gluGPU
@gluGPU 8 жыл бұрын
Luke Ferguson Solitaire is too violent, those poor cards should be left alone!
@uu119816
@uu119816 8 жыл бұрын
Luke Ferguson But it's not gratuitous, you understand? There's a difference. Games are gratuitous
@theonce-ler9198
@theonce-ler9198 8 жыл бұрын
I know! I was playing and the other guy's pawn killed my queen! That's sexist and violent!
@MRRWJ2
@MRRWJ2 8 жыл бұрын
I'm triggered at Blackjack since face cards are of higher value than regular number cards
@shadowflamegxkryptic
@shadowflamegxkryptic 8 жыл бұрын
Bub The Mantis WHY CAN THEY TAKE THE QUEEN AND THE GAME STILL GOES, BUT WHEN THEY TAKE THE KING ITS OVER!!!!11!
@Oliviyayaa
@Oliviyayaa 8 жыл бұрын
Josh: Games aren't relaxing Me: But have you tried Stardew Valley though...?
@joanierenk3138
@joanierenk3138 7 жыл бұрын
Lexi May or a majority of nintendo games lol
@huntergman8338
@huntergman8338 7 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers, Qube, The Stanley parable, A Story about my Uncle are other good examples.
@Smutnovsor
@Smutnovsor 7 жыл бұрын
Josh: can I kill people there to get rid of my itch to do it, though?
@97cheeselover
@97cheeselover 7 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers is super relaxing until you forget to depressurize before opening the airlock and get sucked into space with 2% Hydrogen...
@huntergman8338
@huntergman8338 7 жыл бұрын
That and when your ship is about to crash into something.
@ursaminor9780
@ursaminor9780 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a gamer because I played a video game." By that logic, I'm bilingual because I can order scrambled eggs and orange juice in Spanish.
@riceberg5885
@riceberg5885 6 жыл бұрын
They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
@robertmarley9380
@robertmarley9380 6 жыл бұрын
Is this a copypasta? It should be
@baconvideo8413
@baconvideo8413 5 жыл бұрын
Riceberg More specifically, they’re the tutorial boss.
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork 5 жыл бұрын
Simply beautiful. Achievement Unlocked!
@thatoneguy609
@thatoneguy609 5 жыл бұрын
"Tell the CNN journalists they work for me now. The gamers will have their story told."
@masterchief6443
@masterchief6443 5 жыл бұрын
@Weston Meyer not exactly.
@EstherTheNicey
@EstherTheNicey 7 жыл бұрын
You know what game I found weirdly relaxing? Plague Inc.
@cryptolegend6706
@cryptolegend6706 7 жыл бұрын
EstherTheNicey the music makes it relaxing
@Jager_is_dead
@Jager_is_dead 7 жыл бұрын
Ikr and it was probably the best strategy game I ever played
@Metamike362
@Metamike362 7 жыл бұрын
assasin pr0n actually it's the massacre you commit by horribly murdering people with the most brutal disease you can create. Duh. We all play games to feed our bloodlust. (Sarcasm) < just to be clear This shit is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
@cryptolegend6706
@cryptolegend6706 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Henderson you see, you know that funny word called sarcasm. Yea that's what was in the comment i made.
@joemamajoastar8708
@joemamajoastar8708 7 жыл бұрын
Michael Henderson most people do play games to serve bloodlust it's better than doing it in real life
@MaxHimbigger
@MaxHimbigger 7 жыл бұрын
"Gamers don't care about stories." Umm think again sweetie: Witcher Series, Legacy of Kain, The Last of Us, Uncharted, Deus Ex, Halo (1, 2, 3 and reach), The elder scrolls.
@nickrustyson8124
@nickrustyson8124 7 жыл бұрын
Max Himbigger GTA Vice City, San Andreas, IV (which have the best story in my opinion) hell they made Vice City Story which is telling you the story of a side character's brother who have a major effect on his doings.
@Persephone01
@Persephone01 7 жыл бұрын
I love text based games like Choice of Robots and The Heroes Rise series from Choice of Games :) The Last of Us is much better than a lot of garbage movies I have seen recently from Hollywood in a long time. Most otome games now have stories in them even though they are dating sims :)
@Comkill117
@Comkill117 7 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear, Metroid Prime, Chrono Trigger, Nier Automata, Skies of Arcadia, etc...
@mrtannzr
@mrtannzr 7 жыл бұрын
"Halo" Good joke.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 7 жыл бұрын
Deus Ex and Chrono Trigger are the only two stories here that would stand out in any other media. But what fucking stories.
@crazybeatrice4555
@crazybeatrice4555 7 жыл бұрын
Games don't relieve stress when TheLegend27 keeps kicking my ass
@aidanswiftofficial
@aidanswiftofficial 7 жыл бұрын
Haha
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Beatrice Ledgend says that there are 27 Legend27's across all medums
@dankenuf2988
@dankenuf2988 7 жыл бұрын
Vincent Gonzalez you spelt legend wrong then spelt it right. Wot.
@adonndelinger
@adonndelinger 7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Beatrice hahahaha
@linusschanreitner5825
@linusschanreitner5825 7 жыл бұрын
The memes
@TigerKirby215
@TigerKirby215 6 жыл бұрын
"He's doing math. That's gaming!" Literally what?
@gunnargunnarsson5963
@gunnargunnarsson5963 6 жыл бұрын
Lol he contradicted himself
@bria.w4073
@bria.w4073 4 жыл бұрын
IM CONFUSED!!! BLAGH!
@cmdr_kai2492
@cmdr_kai2492 7 жыл бұрын
"My first thought isn't 911, it's 1911." Priceless, this is now my motto. Freaking M1911's, always making the Glocks look bad.
@bennygerow
@bennygerow 7 жыл бұрын
here we go guys, the 1911 fanboy has spoken! i love hearing that argument since it's apples and oranges but hey, whatever makes you happy.
@sebastiancizmarov1273
@sebastiancizmarov1273 7 жыл бұрын
CMDR_Kai Gaming dude the m9 berreta is better
@pixelblitz2309
@pixelblitz2309 7 жыл бұрын
Deagle 44 No the Glock is better so are Walther guns M1911 is overused and overrated.
@bZman
@bZman 7 жыл бұрын
The 1911 has such a nice clean classic look and feel though.
@SE_Lin
@SE_Lin 7 жыл бұрын
+Brent Z It's tried and true. There's better pistols now but you can never go wrong with a 1911.
@cthulublade5223
@cthulublade5223 8 жыл бұрын
Video games aren't relaxing? Clearly he has never played Animal Crossing.
@ZeroSum23
@ZeroSum23 8 жыл бұрын
You're right, that one example definitely overshadows the yearly installments of "Shoot 'em In The Face: Advanced Moneymaker"
@jacksonlarson6099
@jacksonlarson6099 8 жыл бұрын
ZeroSum23 It's almost like you didn't watch the video. But why would anyone comment before doing that?
@Glarblenuck
@Glarblenuck 8 жыл бұрын
That's another non-violent game.
@seafoamserpent8002
@seafoamserpent8002 8 жыл бұрын
He hasn't played ANY video game much less Animal Crossing.
@bmarti7998
@bmarti7998 8 жыл бұрын
I don't know about everyone else but video games have never been a relaxing experience for me. I don't play video games to relax. I play to have fun and to win while i'm having fun. I enjoy it but i wouldn't call it "relaxing". If i wanted to relax i would read a book.
@thelemonseller1997
@thelemonseller1997 8 жыл бұрын
Rags, You should monetize your videos.
@ProjectClosure
@ProjectClosure 8 жыл бұрын
agreed
@trevader2562
@trevader2562 8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind. his stuff is good enough and he puts plenty of effort into it. he deserves a bonus for his hobby..
@ThaYoungChad
@ThaYoungChad 8 жыл бұрын
I have crippling depression He derserves it, or open a patreon. I would support him.
@claytondefreitaslima1169
@claytondefreitaslima1169 8 жыл бұрын
I have crippling depression he did not ?
@SkollTheWerewolf
@SkollTheWerewolf 8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind if he did, but that's his choice. He said he doesn't like making money off of his videos.
@gold6000
@gold6000 6 жыл бұрын
"Gamers don't care about stories" Me: (RPG lover) ummmmm......
@danninmatthews5640
@danninmatthews5640 4 жыл бұрын
The Outer Worlds for your thoughts?
@poliwag9570
@poliwag9570 3 жыл бұрын
@@danninmatthews5640 Going to buy this on payday, looks really good. Thank you random commenter.
@callmekenji2569
@callmekenji2569 8 жыл бұрын
one day father I'll make you proud
@gktWtlZl
@gktWtlZl 8 жыл бұрын
But first, you need the sunglasses
@NotAFakeName1
@NotAFakeName1 8 жыл бұрын
Rags Long Lost Son Goddamn it that profile pic
@ThaYoungChad
@ThaYoungChad 8 жыл бұрын
Rags Long Lost Son I Fucking love your account XD
@leandorr3299
@leandorr3299 8 жыл бұрын
you can do this
@ThaYoungChad
@ThaYoungChad 8 жыл бұрын
Culturally Enriched Knight of Distributive Justice LOL he put sunglasses! he is truly Rags' son now!
@Estranged180
@Estranged180 7 жыл бұрын
54:50 I have a story about falling asleep playing a game... There's this little game called Prototype. In it, there's a point when you have to drive a tank. I fell asleep driving the tank. My niece told me that not only had I fallen asleep (snoring too... it was bad), but that I'd driven that tank in a perfectly straight line, and didn't run over any people. Turns out, one of my best performances in a game, and I wasn't even awake to see it for myself.
@saintshaggy1372
@saintshaggy1372 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. Just... Wow.
@Scooterdrew1
@Scooterdrew1 6 жыл бұрын
When going through another play through of mass effect 2, I fall asleep when scanning planets for resources all the time.
@Jdh07
@Jdh07 6 жыл бұрын
Estranged180 Wow 😲 that's awesome
@MinecraftSMGbros
@MinecraftSMGbros 6 жыл бұрын
hahHa
@thomasearl3864
@thomasearl3864 6 жыл бұрын
I love prototype and I am very late to this video, I recently just found this channel
@thoriummammet5945
@thoriummammet5945 8 жыл бұрын
"If you put the evidence aside then you'll know the truth" That sounds like every piece of Feminist/SJW jargon i've ever heard. I'm sorry but this Cracked "senior editor, the only one you can trust" isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. *He's still a tool, though.* Also subbed, this randomly showed up in my recomendations, 57 minutes later i'm still not regretting a second. *That tends to be a good sign, keep up the good stuff!*
@NjetvisionTheThird
@NjetvisionTheThird 7 жыл бұрын
57 minutes of my life spent in happiness, seeing Josh getting ROASTED
@linusschanreitner5825
@linusschanreitner5825 7 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOHHHHHHH MOM GET THAT CAMERA
@1SpicyMeataball
@1SpicyMeataball 5 жыл бұрын
"Sims is a non-violent game" Me: Creating "death houses" and locking up my neighbors till they expire.
@BlazinDevilify
@BlazinDevilify 5 жыл бұрын
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2: hold my beer
@crimsonking440
@crimsonking440 3 жыл бұрын
I'm still salty they made it so sims can get out pools without a ladder.
@sn-vf1fr
@sn-vf1fr 8 жыл бұрын
Isn't Cracked the same website that says Islam isn't a violent religion?
@liamsgreatbitgaming
@liamsgreatbitgaming 8 жыл бұрын
ɐsn ɥɔǝʇ ʍǝıʌǝɹ .... it's not. Ever heard the saying "One bad apple spoils the whole bunch?"
@scutterybuttery449
@scutterybuttery449 8 жыл бұрын
So its primary prophet wasn't a lunatic warlord? Give me a fucking break. A peaceful religion is Jainism or Buddhism. An angry Buddhist burns himself. An angry Muslim burns the world.
@meialuakampinas
@meialuakampinas 8 жыл бұрын
All Religion is violent. Dummies can only resort to violence when presented with logic.
@scutterybuttery449
@scutterybuttery449 8 жыл бұрын
Except Jainism. The excuse "all religion is violent" is apologia for Islam, pure and simple.
@meialuakampinas
@meialuakampinas 8 жыл бұрын
The Nigerian Prince right cause no jain never had no violent acts and then you will say "if he was a true jain he wouldnt have" and there we go, the same old story.
@adradox
@adradox 6 жыл бұрын
Games saved me from depression many times, casted away suicidal thoughts when I had ones due dometic violence during my teenage years and helped me to cope with my anger and frustration so I could've vent without actually harming anyone. Gaming can be a very good therapy and this soy boy looking dude knows nothing about games.
@saintshaggy1372
@saintshaggy1372 6 жыл бұрын
adradox I hope ur fine now..
@gregoryderpwrld111
@gregoryderpwrld111 6 жыл бұрын
I knew it! Video games can cure depression
@lukebytes5366
@lukebytes5366 6 жыл бұрын
now let's see if it can cure cancer...
@667halomaster
@667halomaster 6 жыл бұрын
A true game assassin...
@jrny20
@jrny20 6 жыл бұрын
I can relate. I was sick from kidney failure, and it became bad enough that I had suicidal thoughts. But games like Star Wars Rogue Squadron and Super Smash Bros were my escape.
@Dufoth
@Dufoth 8 жыл бұрын
The Beta is strong with this male.
@e-4365
@e-4365 7 жыл бұрын
Dufoth NO! HE'S THE FUCKING ALPHA!!!!
@Sreven199
@Sreven199 7 жыл бұрын
This Guy wat?
@forever_toaster
@forever_toaster 7 жыл бұрын
Dufoth beta? more like fucking theta
@Nerobyrne
@Nerobyrne 7 жыл бұрын
MINO Male In Name Only
@when7573
@when7573 7 жыл бұрын
He's pretty much an Omega """"""male""""""
@ricknerinfantry
@ricknerinfantry 6 жыл бұрын
Are books art, are movies art, is music art, are landscapes art? Yes? Then how is a medium that coalesces all of these things together NOT art? This is a concept that has always boggled my mind.
@brendancoulter5761
@brendancoulter5761 7 жыл бұрын
"Theres the Sims, Theres Minecraft, thats all I can think of off the Top of my head" Mario cart, farming sims, Euro Truck simulator, Kirble space program, Harvest Moon, Animal Crossing, any other simulator of wich there are hundreds, Ace Attorney, Point and Click adventures, Visual Novels, Walking simulators, Rune Factory,Sports Games, Puzzel Games, bejeweled and many more. Thats not even counting all the games where violence is completely optional. Josh probably never played Tetris
@justsomecommentchannel8602
@justsomecommentchannel8602 6 жыл бұрын
K I R B L E What is with people misspelling "Kerbal"
@zappiseffects5459
@zappiseffects5459 7 жыл бұрын
Steam is a museum full of art.
@sagenebula7120
@sagenebula7120 7 жыл бұрын
Zappis' Effects I don't think asset flips count as art.
@garbagegorilla6796
@garbagegorilla6796 6 жыл бұрын
Debatable.
@greaser3069
@greaser3069 7 жыл бұрын
"Go outside, try to find out what a vagina looks like" lmao
@presidenthaltmann4395
@presidenthaltmann4395 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao I don't want to ruin the joke but that's what the Internet is for.... I'm so lonely bro...
@samuelmoyer5330
@samuelmoyer5330 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao you can Google vagina
@PancakeEnforcer924J
@PancakeEnforcer924J 7 жыл бұрын
Ayyy Lmfao fool, that's why we have pornhub
@thevikingfox59
@thevikingfox59 6 жыл бұрын
34:00 oh... i just remembered why i didnt watch the full video, thank you rags for being a decent human being and actually put a spoiler alert before talking about a games story
@northst
@northst 7 жыл бұрын
I've got this crazy idea: if you don't like violence in video games, don't play them 😱
@ryank.8020
@ryank.8020 7 жыл бұрын
Jadeine Mwangi WHATTTTTTTTT??????????????
@Que5oFre5co
@Que5oFre5co 7 жыл бұрын
Mind=blown
@dr.proffesorphd371
@dr.proffesorphd371 7 жыл бұрын
WWWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH DDDDUUUUDE (mindBlown)
@heehee351
@heehee351 7 жыл бұрын
Illuminati stop right there!!!!!
@dujuan9646
@dujuan9646 7 жыл бұрын
Lucas P. Let's plays.
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын
"lets just go full punk rock"? I cant help but imagine hes a sheltered kid that referenced punk rock to sound edgy
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын
***** people at metal shows are dressed as hip hoppers"?
@orfeo793
@orfeo793 8 жыл бұрын
maybe at hardcore/metalcore shows nowadays, but there are still plenty of "real" metalheads out there, more or less dressed the same as they were 20 years ago lol
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын
gristlelick i enjoy metal and hip-hop
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын
***** yeah idiots like the Kardashians are wearing Slayer shirts
@campar1043
@campar1043 8 жыл бұрын
Brendan Dawson lol
@clorox1676
@clorox1676 8 жыл бұрын
Video games are for rich people? Lol. Actually, it's quite the opposite.
@pipsqueak8401
@pipsqueak8401 8 жыл бұрын
Splendido Splendente although EA is trying to change that
@soapcutter3302
@soapcutter3302 8 жыл бұрын
Ruben Garcia so true
@Hope89962
@Hope89962 7 жыл бұрын
True. PC's are cheap or if you like consoles , they are quite cheap too.
@sonicblast19
@sonicblast19 7 жыл бұрын
It's not like collecting old cars, it's a pretty cheap hobby overall, and fun.
@siegelink9549
@siegelink9549 7 жыл бұрын
Not to Mention that You tubers are Super underpaid.
@skinder124
@skinder124 6 жыл бұрын
45:45 professional wrestling is art. Using simulated fight scenes utilizing choreographed moments and specialized techniques to LOOK damaging but safe as a form of storytelling is art. Not always done well, but when done well, its awesome.
@DeathlyLight
@DeathlyLight 7 жыл бұрын
intro music is called "Orange Colored Sky" by Nat King Cole btw.
@the_real_kanye
@the_real_kanye 5 жыл бұрын
Lets go fam!
@TheRedSpy43
@TheRedSpy43 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does the "top editor" look like the male version of the woman who said "all men are sexist and all whites are racist" I forgot her name.
@nerdyneedsalife8315
@nerdyneedsalife8315 7 жыл бұрын
Milo Stewart?
@KvS1x3
@KvS1x3 7 жыл бұрын
The Red Spy Anita sarkeyion
@noahbrown6587
@noahbrown6587 7 жыл бұрын
It’s milo
@pittland44
@pittland44 7 жыл бұрын
I'm just extremely disturbed by this guys physique. What is he, bulemic? Did he have cancer? For crying out loud dude, do a push up.
@pittland44
@pittland44 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you're right.
@BenCadetThePastafarian
@BenCadetThePastafarian 8 жыл бұрын
Us Americans spend billions on everything. Your point is?
@jtaylor4817
@jtaylor4817 8 жыл бұрын
Fair point.
@OttoVonGarfield
@OttoVonGarfield 8 жыл бұрын
If anything, that's a good thing! We spend loads of money, hire tons of people, and stimulate the economy even when the money goes to nonsensical bullshit XD
@jtaylor4817
@jtaylor4817 8 жыл бұрын
max larsen The more money we spend, the more goes back to the economy.
@thesuckysix4242
@thesuckysix4242 8 жыл бұрын
The more money we spend, the more money is poured into offshore bank accounts that we'll never see again.
@jtaylor4817
@jtaylor4817 8 жыл бұрын
TheSuckySix Shh...They don't want these people to know that...
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 6 жыл бұрын
The term "social engineering" seems to be an oxymoron, as engineers actually know what they are doing. I can trust an electrical engineer to properly construct a functional electrical grid; I cannot trust a social engineer to construct a functional free society.
@jasonmartin5769
@jasonmartin5769 5 жыл бұрын
You're assuming the even WANT a free society.
@wolfy1987
@wolfy1987 3 жыл бұрын
Because societies don't really need engineering, just a way to keep order and security. Other than that people tend to find their own place.
@alhosaintaher8435
@alhosaintaher8435 2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfy1987 draw boundaries so freedoms don't intersect and infringe on each other, enforce them and let people do what they want otherwise
@Orangekid65
@Orangekid65 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't "social engineering" a type of deception, like scamming?
@hopelessdecoy
@hopelessdecoy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Orangekid65 I have no idea what they mean, but you are correct. Maybe they mean civil engineers? But they design city services and zoning not prices or laws.
@indy3130
@indy3130 7 жыл бұрын
They don't allow violence in sports? Geez you should watch Canadians play hockey!
@lightmetro7508
@lightmetro7508 7 жыл бұрын
indy mutt fuck yeah eh?
@Ripper455
@Ripper455 7 жыл бұрын
As Canadian who happens to play hockey (I am a teenager and I do not play at a competitive level) with some of the shit I've seen I would agree.
@tedz_wurld
@tedz_wurld 6 жыл бұрын
Maple syrup violence
@kagenotatsumaki
@kagenotatsumaki 6 жыл бұрын
Or Rugby in general lol Hell even professional wrestling is about glorifying violence and UFC and Boxing are also considered sports and that's literally just beating the shit out of each other.
@peacecorenathan556
@peacecorenathan556 6 жыл бұрын
indy mutt Or hooligans in European football
@theiconicglitch681
@theiconicglitch681 7 жыл бұрын
I feel really out of touch. Only heard about this Macintosh character just now
@etherallullaby5482
@etherallullaby5482 7 жыл бұрын
TheIconicGlitch Lol me too
@pittland44
@pittland44 7 жыл бұрын
Same
@slxsher4340
@slxsher4340 7 жыл бұрын
Mee too
@D3athScythe96
@D3athScythe96 6 жыл бұрын
David M. All I got from this is never go full McIntosh
@lilwhatev3r245
@lilwhatev3r245 6 жыл бұрын
TheIconicGlitch sameee
@Papaw.Rooster
@Papaw.Rooster 6 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't know what gaming is if it bit you on the ass and called it a Quick Time Event" I laughed way too hard
@poliwag9570
@poliwag9570 3 жыл бұрын
The joke was spoiled by comments before I even came close to it, and wasn't funny at all because of it.
@Papaw.Rooster
@Papaw.Rooster 3 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 😞
@BlackScreenProductions125
@BlackScreenProductions125 3 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 sad.
@Data-Expungeded
@Data-Expungeded 2 жыл бұрын
@@poliwag9570 look I read comments before watching the video but we need to stop
@logangraham2956
@logangraham2956 6 жыл бұрын
"video games aren't art" a few moments later ... "yes video games can be art"
@alexlee4154
@alexlee4154 5 жыл бұрын
Well really i think he said that videogames arent art but contain art Maybe it doesnt translate so well, or maybe kojima is just crazy (i wouldnt put it past him)
@babygenjo5714
@babygenjo5714 4 жыл бұрын
LAST OF US ENTERED THE CHAT
@danninmatthews5640
@danninmatthews5640 3 жыл бұрын
@@babygenjo5714 Concrete Genie entered the chat.
@xylophone897
@xylophone897 8 жыл бұрын
Geometry Dash is a very violent video game about repeatedly throwing yourself on spikes and dying.
@Simoran
@Simoran 7 жыл бұрын
FullMetal Soma True that shit.
@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person
@Bronze_Age_Sea_Person 8 жыл бұрын
This guy from Cracked seems the type of guy that would suffer from bullying in 90's movies
@MrRevan0035
@MrRevan0035 8 жыл бұрын
El psi congru, boi
@justincicconi759
@justincicconi759 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he’d be the bully’s annoying toady.
@lyt664
@lyt664 7 жыл бұрын
_"Oh? You're making popcorn? What movie are you going to watch?"_ _Oh. I'm going to go watch Rags._ _"Who is that?"_ _A dog far better than ours._ _"...alright. Have fun."_
@kagenotatsumaki
@kagenotatsumaki 6 жыл бұрын
"Video games are supposed to surpass movies in terms of story telling but we won't let them!" Oh really? Go on then, tell me how many movies have a better story then The Witcher 3 or The Last of Us. Tell me which movies are better then Uncharted 2 and 4 in terms of action scenes as well as story. Go on. I'll wait...
@tripleoo0
@tripleoo0 6 жыл бұрын
Games like you mentioned are great examples of deep, story-based gaming. I, being the insufferable Star Wars nut that I am, will also mention Knights of the Old Republic, since those games both came at a time where a good film was relatively hard to find, and both predate anything Josh Private Last Class wants to talk about, Baldur's Gate notwithstanding. Both games tell stories far longer and deeper than anything Hollywood is putting out anymore, even the Oscar bait everyone pretends they care enough about to like. Both feature twists better than any twist since Sixth Sense. The first is one of the most epic hero's tales this side of [pick a good Indiana Jones flick], and the second is one of the most cerebral pieces of media I have ever seen. These games came out in the 2003-2004 malaise of Creed-era media, and you want to tell me that video games haven't surpassed film as storytelling media? Bitch, please. Josh Sargent, was it? I could expect better video game journalism from Sergeant Slaughter.
@castor9907
@castor9907 6 жыл бұрын
Twilight * Obvious sarcasm *
@amittoibis
@amittoibis 6 жыл бұрын
Children of men. 28 days later. Lawrence of Arabia. Blue ruin. The witch. Primer. And of course, the room
@Pijawek
@Pijawek 6 жыл бұрын
Witcher was actually based on a book series and the plot itself was written by a very tallented writer.
@Itsprincesweets
@Itsprincesweets 6 жыл бұрын
Ok. Who killed captain alex
@BerryTheBnnuy
@BerryTheBnnuy 8 жыл бұрын
If you think all the Sim games aren't violent, you aren't playing them right.
@Nimpibly
@Nimpibly 8 жыл бұрын
If you are not murdering people in the Sims, you are not playing it correctly.
@filthydaemonspawn1206
@filthydaemonspawn1206 8 жыл бұрын
Simon Ayres this guy gets it^
@Nimpibly
@Nimpibly 8 жыл бұрын
Have a pool party and then take away all the ladders.
@Murdock_the_Pooch
@Murdock_the_Pooch 6 жыл бұрын
Simon Ayres This should be on the box.
@notasoviet1016
@notasoviet1016 6 жыл бұрын
Play like call me Kevin
@marikroyals7111
@marikroyals7111 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nimpibly Build a room and take away everything in it including the doors.
@rgvgunner7935
@rgvgunner7935 8 жыл бұрын
My Girlfriend Dumped me Today Becuase She said I Cared to much about her before I was gona cry Rags uploaded :D
@bashirwada
@bashirwada 8 жыл бұрын
Elfish Gaming do you smell that? that smelly smell. smells like bullshit.
@ripoutyourprejudice
@ripoutyourprejudice 8 жыл бұрын
With that spelling I'd dump you too after beating the shit outta you. :D
@rgvgunner7935
@rgvgunner7935 8 жыл бұрын
Bucky•JaKRBT English wasn't my first language :D
@jademerrydown2943
@jademerrydown2943 8 жыл бұрын
what the fuck? you cared to much? thats a bad thing these days?
@filthydaemonspawn1206
@filthydaemonspawn1206 8 жыл бұрын
Jade Merrydown Probably started creeping her out or it just got annoying, up you know, like when your parents, well, care so much it's blocking you from certain things or just plain annoying.
@therabbitfollower5550
@therabbitfollower5550 5 жыл бұрын
37:27 It's funny how he brings up the Roger Ebert quote. Ebert's disconnection from videogames as a whole aside, that statement was particularly controversial at the time because this was stated not long after the release of Shadow of the Colossus. Let that sink in for a moment, and realize that Sargent is holding up this quote as if it ever held water.
@allenharper2928
@allenharper2928 7 жыл бұрын
*wants a gif of Rags dancing*
@canadianguy7291
@canadianguy7291 7 жыл бұрын
If you have to justify how your a gamer you're not a gamer
@linusschanreitner5825
@linusschanreitner5825 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@marcusfigved7593
@marcusfigved7593 7 жыл бұрын
Vegito Blue you're a grammar nazi Understand that you probbaly Are joking
@jarfankle_8587
@jarfankle_8587 6 жыл бұрын
Marcus Figved probably*
@m0gg83
@m0gg83 8 жыл бұрын
Violence in movies are worse. It looks like it could be real vs a video game's puff of red pixels.
@justviewing8387
@justviewing8387 8 жыл бұрын
yaboyGOODVIBES I'd agree but it's subjective really.
@zeratir7873
@zeratir7873 8 жыл бұрын
and when it comes to inspiering crimes i bet that books and movies are AT LEAST! as bad as video games likely worse.
@samuellamoureux977
@samuellamoureux977 5 жыл бұрын
"good stories" heres others: Celeste Hollow Knight Undertale
@jacks5256
@jacks5256 4 жыл бұрын
No lore to great
@SpookySquid14
@SpookySquid14 4 жыл бұрын
Never played Hollow Knight is it good?
@samuellamoureux977
@samuellamoureux977 4 жыл бұрын
@@SpookySquid14 It's a masterpiece
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha funny the games u said also have good graphics which makes them good art too
@tobiasrenekton2975
@tobiasrenekton2975 4 жыл бұрын
@Quinn McDonnell ori
@tynerharris3124
@tynerharris3124 7 жыл бұрын
Wait he is a liberal, who says video games are for the 1% , and he is like "yeah I got gamer cred" and then he talks about the gamer gate crap! WHAT?!
@tynerharris3124
@tynerharris3124 7 жыл бұрын
Jeffery that is exactly what I was thinking!
@Albatross159
@Albatross159 7 жыл бұрын
Atomicbadger 29 he's the American Liberal, a movement that was corrupted by the Progressives in the 1970s and 80s, so the two are now almost synonymous.
@tynerharris3124
@tynerharris3124 7 жыл бұрын
The Ancient Mariner True True
@dogedude2847
@dogedude2847 7 жыл бұрын
Atomicbadger 29 i bet i could noscope his ass in a 1v1 even though i suck ass at cod
@johnsmith-jj5ls
@johnsmith-jj5ls 7 жыл бұрын
Liberals are libertarians; "liberals" nowadays are just hateful leftists who resent the hand that feeds them: Capitalism.
@zyad48
@zyad48 8 жыл бұрын
"And no I'm not counting Minecraft as violent" So, you're not Turkey, that's good to know. lmfao
@TauCu
@TauCu 8 жыл бұрын
Its okay, Turkey banned youtube, so you can say whatever the FUCK you want to about them. Fuck you turkey.
@GKDaMasta
@GKDaMasta 8 жыл бұрын
Talfy the ban was removed after a year
@TauCu
@TauCu 8 жыл бұрын
Gökçe Köksal Fuck you turkeys government *
@GKDaMasta
@GKDaMasta 8 жыл бұрын
Talfy yeah we are ruled by idiot religious fucks everyone knows that.
@sunofgun07
@sunofgun07 8 жыл бұрын
true we need a another atatürk
@natem1579
@natem1579 7 жыл бұрын
Good News, Josh Sargent & Co. have been laid off and Cracked wants to return to form, and stray away from social justice politics.
@RSTBKT
@RSTBKT 6 жыл бұрын
"The Peoples's Republic of California" lol
@ssp9181
@ssp9181 5 жыл бұрын
I actually started using this.
@aurenkleige
@aurenkleige 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never realized how bad Cracked actually is. xD
@TheRoyalOrora
@TheRoyalOrora 7 жыл бұрын
Auren I'm only subscribed for Roger's If ___ Were Honest (Rodger? I don't know how to spell it.)!
@taffysaur
@taffysaur 7 жыл бұрын
I can still remember when they were still a shitty Mad Magazine rip-off.
@incleo
@incleo 7 жыл бұрын
You no say XDDDDDDD
@GazMatic
@GazMatic 7 жыл бұрын
Cracked went to shit around 2012 but only became full SJW bullshit around 2015
@jaypab
@jaypab 7 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say they are... C R A C K ED!!!!
@nicholasroyals2703
@nicholasroyals2703 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is how anger, stress relief, and relaxation work. It's called catharsis. The sociological theory that using a media source releases pent up stress, aggression, and makes you relaxed.
@chromasus9983
@chromasus9983 8 жыл бұрын
I miss the days when Cracked was actually funny and witty, nowadays it's utter trash and it's kind of sad to see how it has fallen into the hardcore SJW line.
@torgogorgo1888
@torgogorgo1888 8 жыл бұрын
tits
@chromasus9983
@chromasus9983 8 жыл бұрын
Torgo Gorgo Talk about a loaded response. I was speaking of the time when Cracked was making funny articles about video games and movies, weird old toys, comic books and things like that, or cool tales from wars or other adventures people have somehow managed to pull through.
@Phoen1x883
@Phoen1x883 8 жыл бұрын
What did he say before the edit?
@torgogorgo1888
@torgogorgo1888 8 жыл бұрын
Phoenix I said Cracked hasn't changed, perhaps his views have changed toward the far right and suggested it no longer fits into his personal echo chamber/safe space in a bit of a rant and realized I may be wrong in this case (although him thinking they are "hardcore sjw now" suggests perhaps not). I find it comical you cared enough to ask so I provide you the answer.
@Phoen1x883
@Phoen1x883 8 жыл бұрын
Torgo Gorgo Chalk it up to curiosity. Most people wouldn't consider 'tits' a loaded response so when I saw that, it threw me for a loop until I noticed the edit.
@Gottaculat
@Gottaculat 6 жыл бұрын
11:45, He doesn't have to go outside for that; he just needs to look down. XD $50 says this dweeb has had more than one swirly in his life. Possibly one as an adult. Wouldn't surprise me.
@honeybadger2898
@honeybadger2898 8 жыл бұрын
I'm from the south, and the 1911 joke was hilarious
@honeybadger2898
@honeybadger2898 8 жыл бұрын
Also, I play video games to vent, at lest in part. This man&#39;s 4th point was ludicrous, damn near personally offensive. He said that the reason I say I play video games, is wrong. I know why the fuck I do something, especially if I&#39;m doing it for myself. He CAN NOT tell me correctly why I do it if he is saying something that is different than, or opposing, what I say. He is not god, this is NOT how this fucking works.
@Ricardo-sx5xk
@Ricardo-sx5xk 8 жыл бұрын
Artorias The Abyss Walker That was a badass rip i kept replaying to get it down right. Also better for me to release my sociopathic tendencies in a virtual office as opposed to walking into the cracked office and unleash my 1st person shooter. every floor would be a level.
@Kenchan1337
@Kenchan1337 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO, i dont live there but i still think it's hilarious :)
@OttoVonGarfield
@OttoVonGarfield 8 жыл бұрын
I'm from the west, and 1911 jokes was hilarious. Not the fact that it's a reference to the fine 1911, but because you'd try and use that instead of a full on hunting rifle or pump-action.
@theaceofdaves4121
@theaceofdaves4121 8 жыл бұрын
I'm form the UK and I found that funny!
@justataco1776
@justataco1776 8 жыл бұрын
For those of you that are just here for Rags dancing to "Full Mcintosh" 8:22
@MCPunk55
@MCPunk55 7 жыл бұрын
"Videogames are not relaxing". Forza Horizon... taking control of my Ford Sierra and just cruising around at regular speed was one of the most relaxing things I used to do after work and before I accidentally threw away the wrong cable... and let's get back to Skyrim and how often I just mount on my horse and enjoy the landscape. Fallout 4's settlement building is the most relaxing thing for me nowadays. I remember the game Fluid, the goal was just relax and make all kind of different music while controlling a dolphin through different areas. There are games specifically designed for relaxation. But you are far too lazy and dishonest to do a 2 minute google search.
@rof2877
@rof2877 6 жыл бұрын
I completely agree, but game art isn't limited to just graphics. Look at the Halo 2 soundtrack with songs like Ghosts of Reach or Siege of Madrigal (yeah it was in CE but it's also in Halo 2). Those songs are art and they evoke emotions that truly make us connect and become immersed in the game.
@robertmarley9380
@robertmarley9380 6 жыл бұрын
There are some games with absolutely stellar soundtracks that really help create atmosphere to complement their stories. Halo is excellent at that (ODST's isolation and Reach's hopelessness). Remember Me had tracks like Still Human and Neo Paris. Sanctum 2 has Skye's theme and All Is Lost. ...Anyway my name is John Doe and thanks for coming to my TED talk
@Angel_Kinzoku
@Angel_Kinzoku 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the dialogue itself in halo 2. No line is just a throwaway thing, they all matter and none of the scenes drag on with heavy exposition. Not to mention how quotable most of the lines are
@zeus28frenzy
@zeus28frenzy 4 жыл бұрын
Mjolnir mic
@TOONYBOY
@TOONYBOY 3 жыл бұрын
@@Angel_Kinzoku "Chief is gonna hop in this tank, roll across that bridge, and take out any son of a bitch between him and the Prophet of Regret." "What about that Scarab?" "We've all run the simulations. They're tough, but they aint invincible. Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do. "Thanks for the tank, *he* never gets me anything" "...Oh I know what the ladies like". "You told me there wouldn't be any cameras." "And you told me you were gonna wear something nice. Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope. So smile would ya? While we still got something to smile about." "You look nice" "Thank you (x2)" *Death stare ensues* "Sir, permission to leave the station." "For what purpose Master Chief?" "😈 To give the Covenant back their bomb." "(fuck it) Permission granted." "You know this is crazy right?" "So, stay here." "Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy... Just one question... What if you miss?" "I won't" "Regret. Regret. Regret." "Catchy, what does it mean?" "Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet. (all soldiers in unison) Urah!"
@TOONYBOY
@TOONYBOY 3 жыл бұрын
Most of these scenes have Seargant Johnson in them
@12naits
@12naits 6 жыл бұрын
If the murder itch thing was real, it is beter to play a vidio game then to kill someone.
@adriancardona2172
@adriancardona2172 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Voorhees true, but for a quick defuse it would perfect. As long as it isn't rage.
@murkrum
@murkrum 5 жыл бұрын
@Anarchy Is Unstoppable your name with that responsive is fucking laughable. Fucking larper
@EsotErikka
@EsotErikka 5 жыл бұрын
@@murkrum As violent video games have been more available, violent crime has been on the decline.
@shadowswithin702
@shadowswithin702 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@JasonBrazealResponds
@JasonBrazealResponds 7 жыл бұрын
His game cred is nothing since he can't pronounce Minsc properly. Minsc only said his own name a few dozen times in the game.
@raven800plays
@raven800plays 8 жыл бұрын
omg, I just gained 10exp points for killing an alien creature with an assault rifle out of self defense in Osiris: New Dawn. I must be a murdering psychopath! I must set myself on fire now to purge the evil that infests my soul... I'll be sure to write out a trigger warning in my own blood to let people know that there will be lots of loud screaming of pain and agony...I wouldn't want to offend anyone before I die. XD
@e-4365
@e-4365 7 жыл бұрын
ravenjehuty I think the alien you killed was Josh what's-his-face and he gave you so little exp because he's weak with mind, body, and willpower....
@frealms
@frealms 7 жыл бұрын
You fail even in death! Writing a trigger warning in blood can trigger someone! You shall roam the seven Hells to purge your soul from this absurd deed! You didn't even ask them if they wanted to be approached and told of said trigger warning! This is a lost cause.
@Icybubba
@Icybubba 6 жыл бұрын
"we don't care about story" I think my jaw dropped 20 feet. I guess he never played Portal 2 imo the best narrative game I've ever played
@rexl.6323
@rexl.6323 6 жыл бұрын
"So step off!" Love when these SJW betas try to act tough
@bananamuntcher
@bananamuntcher 7 жыл бұрын
I came for the picture of a doggo, I decided to stay....for the picture of a doggo
@KDRIIZZLLE
@KDRIIZZLLE 8 жыл бұрын
23:17 "Press your middle mouse button so it opens it up in a new tab." Mind = Fucked
@hudsonaase5790
@hudsonaase5790 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Anderson same😂😂😂
@michaelamaya9032
@michaelamaya9032 4 жыл бұрын
"Video Games are not relaxing." Minecraft: "Am I a joke to you!?" Slime Rancher: *Mike Wazowski face swap meme.* Animal Crossing: "Are you sure about that!?"
@smexywaluigi641
@smexywaluigi641 2 жыл бұрын
Doom: *JJJaminson Laugh*
@Floridamangaming729
@Floridamangaming729 8 жыл бұрын
why is a bunch of channels like cracked going sjw or feminazi.............i honestly have no clue.
@samoria7530
@samoria7530 8 жыл бұрын
Because there's a bunch of idiots in the world...
@Floridamangaming729
@Floridamangaming729 8 жыл бұрын
yea probably taking advantage of their idiocy for views. id never go that low if i had a youtube channel.
@foxzilla1895
@foxzilla1895 8 жыл бұрын
Lucy Fur because from a fucktard gets triggered he/she will call you something ist
@Floridamangaming729
@Floridamangaming729 8 жыл бұрын
yea thats actually genius.
@Ariwari5298
@Ariwari5298 8 жыл бұрын
Lucy Fur Nope just basic economics
@PCStPierre
@PCStPierre 6 жыл бұрын
Full Macintosh 🎶
@ssp9181
@ssp9181 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness.
@tanksalot1180
@tanksalot1180 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh
@raycadbury
@raycadbury 8 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't call 911 id use 1911!" #just.45things
@Koutsn_
@Koutsn_ 8 жыл бұрын
At the point where the cracked dude is bitching about guns in video games(video is long cba to find an actual time)
@Highlander2475
@Highlander2475 8 жыл бұрын
@16:21
@Perry2186
@Perry2186 8 жыл бұрын
i dont call 911 i yell Ruger ither im getting my revolver or my German Shepard is coming
@CyborgCMorg
@CyborgCMorg 8 жыл бұрын
Hickok45 would be proud
@patrickmacready1779
@patrickmacready1779 8 жыл бұрын
"i wouldn't call 911 id cause 9/11!" #just. 45things
@xipheonj
@xipheonj 2 ай бұрын
I have mixed feeling going through these old videos and reliving the start of the video game collapse, and later all media industries. It was a more innocent time where things were still good so everyone called us crazy conspiracy theorists when we were actually prophets.
@samsonaagaard
@samsonaagaard 8 жыл бұрын
my grnadfather played alot of no mans sky and fallout new vegas before he died it made him happy not crazy
@djlf1868
@djlf1868 8 жыл бұрын
samson aagaard I'm sorry for your loss.
@ctemp3246
@ctemp3246 8 жыл бұрын
samson aagaard huh. I haven't played new Vegas. Is it good? I've also avoided NMS, what with the hate and all
@furiousdefiler7734
@furiousdefiler7734 8 жыл бұрын
Darth Lttl New Vegas is fantastic, the writing and humor are just wonderful. It also does perks better than fallout 3 did, and has updated game play compared to Fallout 3. The improvements aren't massive due to the fact that Bethesda gave Obsidian a very short amount of time to make the game. Also, I would highly recommend getting the dlcs, they all make up a story that you learn about piece by piece as you play them.
@samsonaagaard
@samsonaagaard 8 жыл бұрын
i love new vegas as well
@furiousdefiler7734
@furiousdefiler7734 8 жыл бұрын
True, however the story dlcs are really good.
@tidbits5220
@tidbits5220 8 жыл бұрын
I only watch rag's videos as pod casts over cs. I just cant play if his voice isnt destroying someones argument in my headset
@SplashyVal
@SplashyVal 7 жыл бұрын
12liter pepsican his voice is so nice ik. I can just turn my phone off and listen you dont even need to watch, just listen
@treetalk_
@treetalk_ 7 жыл бұрын
So in a virtual game, where noone got hurt, that's unethical. But in a movie, a actually real recorded movie, someone getting hurt while recording a fight scene is fine?
@PancakeEnforcer924J
@PancakeEnforcer924J 7 жыл бұрын
Treetalk they don't actually get hurt
@AlvinMmsvc
@AlvinMmsvc 6 жыл бұрын
Hey America!!! -Yeah cause America is the whole world. I CRIED.
@flakbus3790
@flakbus3790 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah what about: France Germany United Kingdom Ireland Iceland Canada Mexico Falklands South America Africa and smaller country's Italy Spain Russian Ukraine Sweden Finland Japan China Australia Austria Poland Belgium New Zealand India S and N Korean British virgin islands and remaining islands we still control Jamaica Turkey And more
JayTechTV is Anti-Gamer. No, Seriously.
1:10:05
Rags
Рет қаралды 502 М.
Response for JohnKill3D (Rags is Youtube Cancer)
1:04:10
Rags
Рет қаралды 283 М.
UFC 310 : Рахмонов VS Мачадо Гэрри
05:00
Setanta Sports UFC
Рет қаралды 1,2 МЛН
99.9% IMPOSSIBLE
00:24
STORROR
Рет қаралды 31 МЛН
Sigma Kid Mistake #funny #sigma
00:17
CRAZY GREAPA
Рет қаралды 30 МЛН
Cuphead: The Fake Outrage
30:48
Shaun
Рет қаралды 875 М.
Gaming Needs Safes Spaces! I'm Triggered by Teabagging!
40:16
PURGING WITH MY KIN! - @Metalsforge @MarcTheCyborg
7:39:45
KCtheRedeemed
Рет қаралды 126
Jim Sterling and the Tiresome Dance of Bitter Insultery
1:11:43
Sherlock Is Garbage, And Here's Why
1:49:53
hbomberguy
Рет қаралды 15 МЛН
Steam Sides with Consumers...SJW's Get Angry
48:54
Rags
Рет қаралды 442 М.
People Who Hate Video Games
10:47
GradeAUnderA
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН
Video Games are Racist
58:01
Rags
Рет қаралды 453 М.
How Disney RUINED Stormtroopers
23:51
Vito
Рет қаралды 1,9 МЛН
Hard Games Are Bad
51:49
Rags
Рет қаралды 391 М.
UFC 310 : Рахмонов VS Мачадо Гэрри
05:00
Setanta Sports UFC
Рет қаралды 1,2 МЛН