Survivor's Worst Player Of All Time

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CrackerMilk

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@Fangoros 10 ай бұрын

Connor had in fact found a total of 5 immunity idols

@darklordchris 10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@teslastellar 10 ай бұрын

Indeed. The two that we saw plus my three items 😎

@NeViKble 10 ай бұрын

Uff that must've hurt.

@peterd9698 10 ай бұрын

And a coconut tree

@chovue2363 10 ай бұрын

read through the narrator from "arrested development" 🤣

@jshelton100 10 ай бұрын

Drug smugglers must be lining up to recruit Connor. 😂

@Yarxing 10 ай бұрын

@jshelton100 in this real estate market he could rent it out for the price of a one bedroom apartment.

@xcoder1122 5 ай бұрын

Forget drug smuggling; the cartel will hire him to visit their prison inmates.

@StuSaville 10 ай бұрын

Plot twist! They really were immunity idols, the host just really hated Connor...

@jamalgibson8139 10 ай бұрын

He wasn't about to hold onto that shit stained idol!

@richardd3367 10 ай бұрын

Actually expected them to finish with that. 😂

@wizkaleeb662 10 ай бұрын

It's funny cause the host Jeff Probst actually does have some leway in tweaking the rules on the fly to accommodate special circumstances. Not wanting to accept an idol that's been in an unwashed asshole's ass for weeks may count as a special circumstance.

@SheldonT. 10 ай бұрын

Anything can be an immunity idol if you're brave enough.

@cae710 10 ай бұрын

Paige no

@Nick_Pee 8 ай бұрын

Omg this took me out

@NiteSaiya 10 ай бұрын

That seems like a dangerously sunny location for a group of people whiter than porcelain to be hanging out.

@chrisslater1630 10 ай бұрын

Can confirm we all did get sunburn!

@questioner1596 7 ай бұрын

Remember that's what Australia is

@bustinarant 6 ай бұрын

..pain?

@solidandshade 10 ай бұрын

The dramatic vocals entering at 1:23 is just perfect.

@jesseanthony8769 10 ай бұрын

Like seriously

@jesseanthony8769 10 ай бұрын

Best part of the video

@GregoryPellegrin 10 ай бұрын

Wrong timecode

@L0zza 10 ай бұрын

@@GregoryPellegrin No it's not

@GregoryPellegrin 10 ай бұрын

@@L0zza you right, but because of the ad, it put me at the wrong timecode

@theothersamb2320 10 ай бұрын

Crazy that Connor is still worse than Season 66's Weiken Da'Burneys, who made it to round 4 before crew realized he wasn't a contestant but in-fact a corpse that had washed up on the beach and had been dead since the beginning of production.

@richardd3367 10 ай бұрын

How many got the name?😂

@alyasfukename3355 9 ай бұрын

Glorious

@litjellyfish 6 ай бұрын

@@richardd3367all

@thediaz07 6 ай бұрын

@@richardd3367 weekend at Bernies? The shit 80s movie?

@richardd3367 6 ай бұрын

@@thediaz07 while I personally agree, many have liked it over the years; but yes, that is the reference. I found the reference funnier than the movie.

@mees9704 10 ай бұрын

It's called a prison pocket for a reason

@bouncepsycho 10 ай бұрын

Wouldn't that just be "a pocket" in prison then? Like thai food isn't called "thai food" in Thailand.

@ohasis8331 10 ай бұрын

@@bouncepsycho Just food

@Chardan001 10 ай бұрын

The fact he has the first idol in his hands means he had to take out the second one and out it back in 😂

@richardd3367 10 ай бұрын

Or his ass is just that talented.

@russellstewart5414 3 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking. Take out the big one to get the smaller one and reinsert the big one. Connor has talents we never knew he had

@usamaepekonis 10 ай бұрын

Carrying that huge immunity idol must have been a huge pain in the ass

@LucianDevine 2 ай бұрын

It was worth it though! He wasn't taking no crap from nobody, even himself!

@skullboy1234 10 ай бұрын

I can't imagine you had it in you budget to go the Caribbean!

@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF 10 ай бұрын

They didn't, they're ship wrecked. They thought they make the most of it

@jkbrbc 10 ай бұрын

KZbin money! 😂

@tijmen131 10 ай бұрын

I think they went to Fiji

@badmaniak Ай бұрын

Caribbean? This is Australia.

@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars 10 ай бұрын

This would be the most interesting thing to happen on any Survivor franchise in 20 years. The producers should have a serious think about how boring that show has become. Not a single sodomising change to the format in years.

@blackstream2572 6 ай бұрын

IIRC something like this actually did happen. Basically someone made a fake hidden immunity idol that looked really legit. I think he hid it and let someone 'find' it, and then they tried to play the idol later and Jeff had to be like, "This is... not a hidden immunity idol"

@Wizards_with_Guns 10 ай бұрын

INCREDIBLE

@asdasdasdasd714 10 ай бұрын

He CHOOSES to give up the small one first lol

@suakeli 10 ай бұрын

But I thought Connor was pegged to win!

@Andresmente 10 ай бұрын

2 minutes CrackerMilk video?! Is this a full length movie?!

@InestimableFlorivore 10 ай бұрын

In France there was an eddition of Survivors where a player hid the immunity colar in his underpants after finding it

@dominicharvey6048 10 ай бұрын

The only thing I need on a survival island is pics of feet.

@Jackspiring 10 ай бұрын

😂 the rest will come to you naturally

@1personiam 10 ай бұрын

Dad's facial reactions in the back are gold

@CesarDaSalad 10 ай бұрын

I'm so glad they finally voted Connor off CrackerMilk

@abhinavhazarika1688 10 ай бұрын

That face when he pushed it in😂😂😂

@yeah5874 10 ай бұрын

This is what life was like for me growing up

@AlexssandroMeneses 10 ай бұрын

Connor's prison purse, is just like Mary Poppins carrying purse apparently!😅

@LookAtThisRock 10 ай бұрын

The most impressive part about this all is that there is no lube on the island. 😳😳😳

@Mad4400 10 ай бұрын

Spit, sweat and tears. Getting the ratio correct, is the hard part.

@Andresmente 10 ай бұрын

@@Mad4400 LOL talking from experience mate? 😂😏

@Mad4400 10 ай бұрын

@@AndresmenteNah mate I used coconut oil and just made up the thing about using body fluids to gaslight the other wankers

@LookAtThisRock 10 ай бұрын

@@Mad4400 OH1 So that's what they make K-Y out of!

@Andresmente 10 ай бұрын

@@Mad4400 that's a brilliant idea! I'll keep it in mind next time to make things run smoothly 😳

@RICOFRITO 10 ай бұрын

Conner thinking about his life choices at the end!😂

@arifc.5244 10 ай бұрын

Justice for Connor

@gicking3898 10 ай бұрын

On location on a tropical island, with 5 idols hidden away. I believe 1 was in the shape of a vacuum cleaner

@Kyonyx. 10 ай бұрын

Can't stop laughing at that background vocals...😂😂😂

@Cc3430-cj3ye 6 ай бұрын

Dude thought he found immunity idol so he can messing around 🤣

@le63rugissant 10 ай бұрын

You guys rock

@BananaRama-ck3ii Ай бұрын

I've never wanted to be an immunity idol on Survivor. Until now.

@fauxvier8519 10 ай бұрын

This is a banger

@SagePourpre 9 ай бұрын

Seriously, what's that music track at 1:23 ?

@sobreaver 7 ай бұрын

I was so waiting for the second idol to 'pop up' where he hid it >.>

@LeChristianDiaz 10 ай бұрын

Best part is that idol was white when he found it

@Masqueey 10 ай бұрын

With these rapidly increasing ratios, it's only a matter of time before we're watching a 2000:1 wide screen video

@MeteorGFX 10 ай бұрын

Dad saying "he's like a cancer, he's gotta go" in a dead serious tone about his son is incredible 😂

@TheodoreHoesevelt 10 ай бұрын

Great acting and editing.

@Yataro79 10 ай бұрын

How did he get the 1st idol out before the 2nd?

@hkaayaakuu 10 ай бұрын

Nic and emily🤩

@saml7610 10 ай бұрын

I like that you guys were all wearing Hamas headbands. I appreciate the solida- oh wait those are just green bandanas.

@colinsmith3945 10 ай бұрын

Wouldn't the second idol he put in be the first he pulled out though?

@LucianDevine 2 ай бұрын

Unless he pulled that one out first to get to the first idol and put the second one back up there.

@StevoDesign 10 ай бұрын

As soon as I saw the shape of the idol I knew.

@RavenousDrake 10 ай бұрын

Why wouldn't the second one have come out first?

@LibertyDino 10 ай бұрын

Another good one.

@ChadHex 10 ай бұрын

Real talk, was the second "idol" one of those old Thermos-like Mac Pros?

@irogt 10 ай бұрын

Connor brought his own idols because he never leaves home without his favorite toys.

@EliaszPimpicki 10 ай бұрын

isn't that elias's part?

@rosmith606 10 ай бұрын

I hope Jeff actually sees this and for a moment is like "whoa I don't remember this at all"

@andiachmadzaqly6071 10 ай бұрын

0:19 no way bro just Made dad say "GYATT"

@Okinawa455 5 ай бұрын

I think he was saying gout….

@MikeKey91 10 ай бұрын

imagine he read 4 connor votes in the end - that would be so hilarious, because it's even dumber and sillier xD

@janda1258 10 ай бұрын

Rick wants to know Connors location

@Kragatar 10 ай бұрын

Connor's face at 1:22 🤣

@omrischejtman8 10 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the fourth vote to also be for Connor for some reason as a final twist.

@JohnMcLaren-s2h 10 ай бұрын

Fucking brilliant script, lads and lasses.

@HaliShores 10 ай бұрын

True dedication.

@Dethas1991 10 ай бұрын

You missed a chance a the end to read forth vote for Connor

@adamx3068 10 ай бұрын

Daamn, that was brilliant! Great acting all around,.

@MisterMarin 10 ай бұрын

Connor is a Time Lord. His rear is bigger on the inside.

@johnhein2539 10 ай бұрын

1. Took me longer than you'd think for me to know for sure this was a skit. 2. On the thumbnail i thought the girl on the left might have been leanbeefpatty before she was ripped

@ShenpaiWasTaken 10 ай бұрын

Plot twist: there were four votes for Connor.

@KuroShishi_Art 10 ай бұрын

I love the wind.

@MassDefibrillator 10 ай бұрын

This was really fucking good.

@louispellissier914 3 ай бұрын

Oh a reference to the oil guy, i hated him so badly 😂

@Groovygronk 10 ай бұрын

I think Boston Rob did the same thing

@Michael59197 10 ай бұрын

But he has a really spacious back storage. It must count for something, right?

@DrMcFly28 10 ай бұрын

He can always console himself with more immunity

@damianlegion8455 10 ай бұрын

You are always funny! Is this script made by AI?

@zdstew 10 ай бұрын

I think the world needs a collab between Crackermilk and VLDL.

@fernandoferrari100 10 ай бұрын

Big arms Connor in the thumbnail😂

@ezray2256 10 ай бұрын

SURVIVOR PART 2

@ADIOSal 10 ай бұрын

I m fucking dying from laughter

@RogueSanta 10 ай бұрын

2 idols up the bum! Do i hear a 3rd?? A 3rd idol up the rear!?

@Salsa_Shark 10 ай бұрын

Man, I love drinking paint.

@Jigsaw407 10 ай бұрын

Expected an actual elimination at the end! 😁 Well, at least he has souvenirs.

@crimson159 9 ай бұрын

twist: Jeff added this twist because he didn’t wanna touch his immunity idol that was up his noggin.

@TheChiefonator 10 ай бұрын

He holds it all close to his face and shit too 😂

@JMPT 10 ай бұрын

Milky Nice 🏝️

@alejandrobarck926 10 ай бұрын

This was like a movie on Crackermilk standards

@tkalle1299 10 ай бұрын

If that wasn’t an immunity idol, what did he find??

@amateurgamer149 10 ай бұрын

Hidden gems 😁😁😁

@kinsmed 10 ай бұрын

News like that would make me shit an idol.

@AustralianMurderTurtle 10 ай бұрын

Connor's idol was the weakest link, goodbye.

@Alche987 10 ай бұрын

Ahhh, but what about the secret new contestant...?

@crossxfuse 10 ай бұрын

I was really hoping to see him waddle off the set

@Scrahdabley 10 ай бұрын

Series?

@DreamWizardMedia 10 ай бұрын

But then... what is it?

@alamrasyidi4097 10 ай бұрын

last season's idols i guess

@thePavuk 10 ай бұрын

I was like... "There is no sexual theme about Connor? That's wrong!" And then he shown that big black imunity didol... "So welcome back to Weird World of Connors Kinks. This episode is called In and Out, alias Bigger and Blacker"