CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

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How to crack a cold one with the boys in Crusader Kings 2? EASY! I, Koifish, Will show you how to easily enjoy a true Cold One Exerpeince, and get the achievement Dark Lord! In this achievement we have to become the leader of the secret Cold Ones society! Now that's what i call a good CK2 challenge! Can Marko unite Finland and take rulership over the Cold Ones with the help of Koifish? Will he be able to survive and form an kingdom that will stand the test of time? Watch and find out!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury!
Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game! I especially like the warrior lodges for the pagans!
Video Title: CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS IN CRUSADER KINGS 2! - CK2 Holy Fury FINLAND ACHIEVEMENT RUN!
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[@mujdiv]

Cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[@Eclipse_721]

Underrated comment

[@stupidperson9250]

@@Eclipse_721 this sentence haunts my dreams it makes me want to fucking die

[@eckelrock]

Other known as WhiteWalkers

[@justinlabrosse8506]

Ouffff up the backside

[@ObligedUniform]

@@stupidperson9250 then boy do the Finns have a deal for you!

[@cantdebunkthetruth]

Just discovered your content! I have spent minimal time in Scandinavia. but your videos have inspired me to get back to RAIDING THE VENETIANS FOR GOLD. Keep up the great ck2 content, you'll always have another eager fan!

[@issynn5588]

Koifish I have to thank you very much for introducing CK2 to me, now I'm poor and have no life. :D

[@rossmelton8645]

10:08 translation kukka=c$ck in Swedish but in Finnish it means flower

[@janswiekatun3053]

Thank u Coifish very cool

[@gibuswagen7729]

SUOMI MAINITTU, TORILLA TAVATAAN

[@kakkaohjus]

Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan!

[@senhormadrugagamer2.023]

Bro, Most Recent Comment is 1 year before Anyways, good vid bud

[@Koifish]

Oh THIS ONE is an old classic! Glad you found it homie :D

[@eddkurt7141]

"The Cold Ones is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural." -Tietaja Marko

[@Awtora]

"uchenik", "zhrets", "koldovstvo" Didnt't know Finns were speaking Russian in medieval ages, thanks Paradox

[@pavelponomaryov7097]

I've noticed too lol Uchenik - Disciple Zhrets - Priest Koldun - Sorcerer Vedun - Wise One

[@Chadus_Maximus]

I think its just slavic cult, he didnt joined finnish one

[@theortheo2401]

The Cold Ones is the Slavic one.

[@affirmonego5202]

Fun, but somewhat unrelated fact: First Finnish writings were in Cyrillic

[@MrZ0rg]

@@affirmonego5202 source?

[@dagoth3663]

Is it just me or do the children in CK2 look the same as the ones in Skyrim?

[@flotnar2512]

Aand now I cant unsee that

[@braffl]

@@flotnar2512 same

[@combrade-t]

Luckily They aren't Immortal Though.

[@pallascat6767]

Oh yeah. Well N O W K I L L I N G T H E C H I L D R E N I S M O R E F U N

[@Sovietube]

I hate you, I can't play ck2 anymore without thinking of skyrim

[@anonymousanonymous1500]

A good friend would help you hide a body. A better friend would help you create one! -Koifish 2020

[@verttiviljaminiemi7574]

AH YES! Wait, Koifish, how you have so perfect Finnish accent? Was my Itis think a fact? Keep the video making on. From Finland.

[@eckelrock]

*viking ship crashes through the frozen over sea* "Now that's what I call cracking a cold one!"

[@juddtotman931]

I love how the medieval versions of "Pumped Up Kicks" and "Toxicity" in the background

[@routineash3342]

I feel really bad that Aatso was a casualty of war due to his father being a raving lunatic who dances around wearing peoples faces and kidnapping dwarves. Poor little guy didn't do anything really XD

[@danielebeltoft1213]

When you’re so early that you cant scroll trough the comments while watching

[@EslayerTM]

so i aint the only one that does that

[@znoochy]

SUOMI PERKELE!!! Sorry, I am Ålänning, I barely speak the bare minimum of Finnish (even though I studied it for 5-6 years) :/

[@jaskapenttila7644]

It's okay most don't speak Swedish either.

[@xcreenzm8]

Finland exists?

[@znoochy]

@@xcreenzm8 Apparently

[@tinbtinb1148]

I like that you're still ripping on the terrain map mode. Does anybody actually use that mode?

[@KHkhaziadvocate]

I use it just so I can find a hilly place to defend if I outnumbered 😉😉

[@harbl99]

I love you and I miss you ( * whining crying * ) Simplified Terrain Map Mode mod.

[@alessandronavone6731]

Yes, if you want to conduct a war with some strategy.

[@elgenerico5453]

I use terrain map mode for general usage, and political for war. Dont @ me or some shit, I dunno.

[@Badzarely]

Not gonna lie Sweden seemed pretty cursed like always when you leave it up to the AI. Snälla knäpp en kylig en med mig Koifish 😳👉👈

[@ciandoyle8717]

9.48 gotta love that medieval pumped up kicks

[@ravenreine]

"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that looty" is the subtitle of this video

[@EpleGoesInsane]

HES A SAINT?!?! I have to keep the meme alive, sorry not sorry

[@forromir5929]

1 view, 4 comments. thanks youtube

[@gibuswagen7729]

SUOMI MAINITTU, TORILLA TAVATAAN

[@Spartoi1]

If anyone interested: Chernobóg = black god in russian Ucheník = scholar Zhrets = priest Koldún = sorcerer Vedún = wise person/ knowing one

[@stargun7235]

Play Ai Dungeon 2....NOW

[@sebastianlodge7549]

FUCKING DUOLINGO. I am finished all of the German, so was doing a practise. Any way I did one and it was way to fucking hard! It was about the use of ‘whose’, but that can be der, den, dem, deren, denen, dessen, and probably more. This is based of I assume gender, but I don’t know, because duolingo doesn’t give you fucking help during a practise!. If you get it wrong it doesn’t help you or tell you what you did wrong, at least not in any depth, it makes not attempt to help you! So I spend 20 fucking minutes on one practise round, because I keep getting the questions wrong, because I can’t guess which of the before mentioned words to use, as duolingo makes no effort to help me. JUST FUCKING HELP ME. I’m sure when I did the lesson it told me the difference, although maybe not, because duolingo doesn’t have tips for every fucking course. I love the app, but I fucking hate it. Give me mid lesson tips for fuck sake. I had to type this because I’m angry as fuck after banging my head against a wall, trying to finish that FUCKING lesson. And I couldn’t work out how to find their feedback centre. Any way sorry I ranted here, thank you for listening to my ted talk.

[@Koifish]

Hello Sebastian. Learning a language is very hard! And perhaps Duolingo is not the best way to do it? I think that It's a great start to get into learning a language, but if you want to actually continue mastering a new language, I would suggest finding language learning communities on Discord, or in forums on the internet! :) The best way to learn is to speak to people who speak German, so try doing that! Also, watch your head, you might break something if you bang it against the wall Best of luck, Koifish

[@wodbeats1283]

Try this app called "drops" start listening to german music watch their movies try talking to actual germans and good luck be patient cos you may take alot of time in order to acquire and master the language, good luck mate.

[@narvint9670]

Keep your head up high bro. That stupid bird wont get you down

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Koifish Thank you thank you. I was just angry and needed to rant, but my German is coming along nicely, since I can communicate with my mother who is Swiss. I appreciate the advise.

[@paritoshd]

Insurgency on August 31st with Me, Simo, Zebdawg, and everyone else? Enjoy the thotbots in chat because everyone is going to be in game. HOI4 with ISP again? We need to have him back. KSP again? Napoleonic Wars? Locking Mrs Koifish outside the house again? Damn, it's been so long since that.

[@Sebastian-zq5rr]

First one to see this masterpiece

[@thagamerzzz]

Watching this while drunk is literally witnessing a descent into madness

[@KHkhaziadvocate]

He actually lost to the Swedes first and then declare a second war for Aland Koifish is not the best ck2 player anymore!!!

[@tlawton49]

Imagine starting a Koifish video that doesn't begin with 'H E ' S A S A I N T?'

[@TKDxxxward]

YO!!! Please put the music you use in the description!!! I want to use them

[@kivikallo4313]

Every time there's an unexpected "voi vittu", I can't take it.

[@lukedelorme8028]

I hear you using that medieval version of pumped up kicks I'm glad you're using that because something tells me a lot in case you are going to be using those kind of songs

[@alexmuller6752]

moral authority of reformed soumenesko faith: 66,6

[@ElkohalaX]

Solo entiendo un poco su inglés pero su contenido es muy entretenido. Only understand a Little your english but your videos are amazing. Pd: sorry for my english

[@anmoldubey102]

You should make an instagram so you can gain more support and become a meme. You can become popular asf if you become a meme and gain clout to boost your channel. That's just my opinion.

[@ABAlphaBeta]

I'm gonna drink my food and sleep awake tommorning Merry unbirthday to you by the way Koifish

[@LordVader1094]

Any chance you could give the name/source of the art in your pfp?

[@ABAlphaBeta]

@@LordVader1094 Stop

[@user-io1bq9qk7l]

HE'S A SA-aright aright i'll stop i'll stop... But... One last time.... HE'S A SAINT???

[@Threezi04]

Imagine not having the Finno-Ugric portrait pack...

[@abhijeetashiya8856]

You and isp should collab

[@NebuchisGhost]

Koifish, my friend has offered me a cabin in Finland. Should I go?

[@johnogroats2733]

Koifish is such a terrible ck2 player. Real men create the suomensuko empire with Kolyguyev.

[@coldtimes8774]

Kukka in Finnish - “Flower” a lovely name Kukka in Swedish - “C**k” a less lovely name

[@coleannala3587]

Yea a video on superior Slavic Nordic country 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

[@thedogeregular7849]

Koifish should be invited to cold ones since he keeps giving chad and max free advertisement

[@jaskapenttila7644]

You know usko means Faith so basically you're saying Suomenuskousko

[@berniegran4785]

"they belive in the cold ones" when you live in Finland everyone is a "Cold One"

[@KnightMirkoYo]

27:45 Oh so THAT's what cracking a cold one meant all along

[@Galaick]

Cracking open an Old One with the Kois

[@skyjr13]

Simple man. See Koifish video click video. Click like.

[@kane2498]

Whats the ending video song? The one with the gozilla dancing

[@hansstrudel9614]

4:15 I’m gonna kick your ass, eyeball or no eyeball!

[@pauloandrade925]

Id like to see more with this guy personally

[@countclamface]

Coldwalker says: i know where the boys live

[@minionmaster9745]

how many hours do you have on ck2 koifish?

[@kurtisbrown8755]

Medieval System of a Down slaps

[@eliasbuncher3467]

is that bardcore pumped up kicks that i hear

[@antibolsevism9814]

:o playing as Wallahia ? like from me

[@NotSoAnonymousIGuess]

Olin menossa nukkumaan mutta pitää näköjään lähtiä torille

[@hazardoushumanoid6804]

I think you just made odin... 24:14

[@somedude9431]

I read the title as "final achievement" and it might just be since crusader kings 3 is pretty close.

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

Is Koifish actually a time traveller who got stuck into the 21'st century?

[@sirchuckalooski3256]

Mr. Koiboiskaroni, if I sneeze in Sweden will they direct me to the restroom?

[@maxflug8008]

All the other boys with the filled up mugs better drink better drink, till the barrel's empty 🎵

[@mivapusa]

In CK2, you can alternatively summon an Old one with the Boys

[@nilshelmreich2410]

Me watches the video a few hours later plays CK 2 gets the achievement on accident

[@K14ontheTrack]

Make the dark lord conquer the whole continent to show who's the boss

[@r30413]

13:20 yes, the f1ck do they like about killing dwarfs so much, i have seen it so many times before

[@Honacles]

Suomi mainittu! Torilla tavataan tuon kylmää olutta

[@johnroscoe2406]

Checksum: SO HIGH

[@barondemontesquieu6111]

Great video sir as usual!!!!!!

[@defiant7630]

Is it hard maintaining that accent? Sounds cool but exhausting 🤔

[@bigbobtank1563]

Boi boi play as the big boi boi

[@flyingfish5054]

1 view, 48 comments, 23 likes Koifish is hacking

[@wolfpakt8100]

Saw the first 5 seconds and I just instantly subscribed

[@Hiraeth-zq8ze]

I see you also found pumped up kicks bardcore edition.

[@RainbowMuse2]

You make me laugh almost every time. Thank you for that. This year has been rough.

[@karstais]

Finally someone who understands that the Q map mode is eye cancer

[@JokuRandomPoju]

Finland simulator.

[@dr.crispy5351]

What’s good koifish

[@simpslayer69yt59]

When koifish is listening to medieval pumped up kicks...😳

[@thedogeregular7849]

what is the music at 1:01

[@johncarterofmars47]

Gonna crack a cold one with the boys on that 24h live stream

[@alexandreludwig1812]

please, do videos like this, i really enjoy it, and it's really fun!

[@flotnar2512]

I wonder how long you can go on by absorbing the life force of people

[@Sovietube]

Koifish X Tankfish

[@godkingjacklee3065]

I just realized that you’re playing medieval pumped up kicks at 10:04

[@siechamontillado]

GIT DEM SUBSCRIBERS, CRACK DAT COLD ONE!

[@blaf55]

i tought černobog came from slavic religion

[@vexty8061]

Koifish is the best

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

13:23 you can see a double chin and a nackbeard behind the mask...

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

you should try to get the birthright achievement

[@kelias22]

dat music tho

[@Mx.Canada]

I enjoyed the medieval pumped up kicks

[@dominickw2990]

12:24. Is that medieval System of a Down I hear?

[@Solon1581]

What music are you using in this video?

[@blackchicken2243]

Love the voice