Craig Ferguson & His Audience - 2012 Edition, Vol. 3 Out Of 4

Craig Ferguson investigates his audience in the cold open for entertainment purposes, and if they are lucky, they will get to eat at a fancy restaurant at CBS expense. Enjoy!
List Of Timecode/"Descriptives"/Dates:
0:17 Purple Hair Girl [5/31/2012]
3:42 Directors First Day Test [6/11/2012]
6:43 Never Heard Of Craig [6/13/2012]
10:41 Welcome To America today [6/14/2012[
13:32 Road-trip Canadians at [6/15/2012] (Thanks Michael Young)
16:33 Tan Scottish Girls [7/17/2012]
19:41 Dad & Son In Ohio State Shirts [6/21/2012]
23:01 Curly Red Hair Girl [6/25/2012]
25:59 Trio Colorful Dresses [7/18/2012]
29:24 Patricia In A Wheelchair [7/19/2012]
31:52 The Australian Family [7/23/2012[
35:09 Guy Curly Blonde Hair [7/24/2012]
38:01 White & Black Shirt Duo [7/25/2012]
41:07 Vince Vaughn, Geoffs Friend [7/26/2012]
43:53 New Jersey Teacher Girl [7/27/2012]
47:24 Weight Loss Edition [7/30/2012]
50:17 Password: Turquoise [7/31/2012]
53:53 David Robinson, Golden Mouth Organ Winner [8/1/2012]
57:51 David Robinson & Sid [8/2/2012]
1:00:07 Craig Pairs People Up [8/6/2012]
1:04:05 President Of Craig's Production Company [8/8/2012]
1:06:57 The Cast & Crew Of TLLS [8/8/2012]
1:08:54 Lesbian Row & The Retired Dude [8/7/2012]
1:11:08 Bearded Dudes [8/30/2012]
1:13:46 Pam, The Swedish Lad [8/30/2012]
If you carefully look at the dates above, you'ill realize 2 of them are misplaces and therefore this video is not in chronological order. But I will call it that for the purposes of similarities of the titles of these different volumes of similar content. Sry about that, I made the video late and my brain was tired I guess. Hope you enjoy despite that! Thanks!

[@TheJayLenoFly]

I want to point one thing out, during the segment with the girls from the thumbnail (trio with colorful dresses 25:59 ), there is a lady in the audience who repeats everything the girl in the red dress says. It's weirdest shit ever, I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!

[@vivekpatel4299]

The JayLeno Fly Do you know in which video secretariat moves his head to a creepy music? That was creepy and hilarious. And lastly, great work.

[@sweiland75]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYqXeH6DZq1rask Is this creepy enough for you?

[@vivekpatel4299]

sweiland75 Not this one. It has the same music but secretariat is doing it to some guest and he moves his head more furiously.

[@g.george]

The JayLeno Fly Hahaha it's bloody hilarious =)) I don't get why no one seems to notice it though

[@SwankeyMonkey]

I see all those girls are mic'ed up. It could be a delayed reverb off of her mic into an audience speaker that is close to them and being picked up again by their mics. But, not meaning to get technical, I like your explanation better. :)

[@c.michellesparks2925]

I'd like to thank you these again JayLenoFly. I come here when I can't stand the political crap or covid talk anymore and just sit back and watch for hours.

[@sanseijedi]

Jeezo, and here I am doing the same thing years later for the same flipping reason. Cheers, c.michellesparks, IF THAT IS YOUR NAME!

[@periloustactic]

I must have feel asleep for 9 years. Watch Johnny but never saw on a single episode of Craig. Best late night host of all time in my opinion.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

You and I are in agreement ... where the heck was I? I am grateful to JayLenoFly for posting all of this as it is FUNNY!

[@ParallaxVueTwo]

Craig is brilliant. They should never have let him retire. He's vastly better than any/all of the current crop of hosts.

[@aunch3]

He was the last good late night host

[@dwiwwjd6470]

Brilliant yes.. except being a Joe biden supporter lol

[@prairiedweller8917]

I hoped he would take over after Dave.

[@utubeSome]

@@dwiwwjd6470 what else orange baboon supporter?? Dumb belove zero degrees needs for that shitshow

[@JohnSneyd]

I agree Craig was brilliant. But I have to give Johnny Carson his due he was a legend in the late night talk show history

[@StuntcatTV]

How does this guy manage to be the absolute boss of wit in every conversation he has that easily

[@swatrifeman]

"This will be the subtext for the rest of this segment." 🤣🤣🤣

[@hubstead1]

I've watched a bunch of Craig clips and this is by far the funniest. What a talent and wit!

[@rifyrafi]

Craig Ferguson is absolutely brilliant. His wit and comic timing is unmatched. He comes up with the funniest things out-of-the-blue with no script. It's just mind-bogglingly hilarious. Jayleno Fly thanks for posting this.

[@royskuderin2386]

"Have you done.........anyone in Hollywood?" That was priceless.

[@verslalchimie5824]

I love his "walkarounds". It's like an interrogation :)

[@apurugganan]

And to think he mentioned that he *looked like every cop in Boston* 😂

[@george8873]

Wish there was more of these compilations of Craig and his audience, but I watched them all already, lol.

[@craigie13]

Keep em coming. Best laugh I've had for ages. Miss the show so much. So much better than James Corden.

[@zinta1]

I miss this show soooo much

[@DizDeLusa]

This is just art.

[@bernlin2000]

This is Craig at his best, no doubt. Anytime you see someone other than Craig open the show, it's going to be a treat.

[@rberry5279]

He was so clever..best late night show ever.. miss the show !

[@paulpop9775]

Craig droppin' the Baggy knowledge! Farm, Mondays, and the HAC:

[@verslalchimie5824]

A "dis-illusioned" magician! Haha. Not even sure Craig realized he made that pun

[@549BR]

It really is amazing how many people are working behind the scenes to bring us this wonderful show. Craig is a natural funny man despite what some would say; hope that we see him soon back on our flat screens. Special thanks to Lisa and Nuyen who always raised our spirits, but were hired to do something else. THANK YOU AGAIN, CRAIG. 😎

[@Beagslie76]

WOW, Purple Hair Girl is great at the Awkward Pause.

[@MatthewOliphant]

13:26 saw those guys and thought, "Those are the guys who drove from Canada!" And they were. I may have watched these too many times. There is no too many times.

[@RomanoLemm]

32:45 "What they probably don't know is that I got into terrible trouble with the Australian press only recently for saying some naughty things about the capital city of Australia, Canberra. I best not tell them about that." Takes a few steps. "So! Have you ever been to Canberra?" This guy is comedy gold...why on earth did he leave?

[@classiclife7204]

3 years later, but he was basically forced out. CBS wanted a "normal" host, and Craig wasn't about to do that. It was an "amicable" split, i.e., a split before a fight could actually occur.

[@psibfkqbdlw77401]

Just about to start, but I already know this will be awesome !!

[@user-lj5ri3gp5o]

Thank you so much JayLeno Fly. I've been watching a few of these and enjoyed them very much. Thank you for bringing me laughter.

[@rafamopi]

I just want to thank you for all the work and dedication you put in this videos... I'm watching them non stop.... thanks a lot!!

[@mikesilvers486]

Thanks for doing these bro. I always look forward to your uploads.

[@PanchoSso]

Exellent work The JLF. I'm a big fan from Chile

[@TheJayLenoFly]

Thank you! :D Chileans are always welcome here :D!

[@navalravikant7339]

Just gonna press like en enjoy my weekend chillout.

[@raven_the_shamanmagus8252]

Another success, JLF! Keep 'em coming!!

[@Noamalmoggg]

his humor is fucking golden

[@HighwayLand]

59:00 is brilliant!

[@akshayhulk]

thanks for all the videos. i'm sure they are a lot of work.👍

[@TheJayLenoFly]

Glad you like em man! It's worth every minute of work, 29k people cheering me on! That's out of this world amazing!

[@bitbyte8177]

This whole 1 hr 17 minutes felt like 10 minutes

[@unacamper6700]

The greatest of all TV shows.!!!

[@MasterChris666]

watching this lockdown :p in australia

[@stevenmercado8604]

Good job keep it up

[@70Slinger]

Joy Division reference , well done sir, well done. 🍺👍

[@ivanalbornoz7277]

he must do a MASTER CLASS!!

[@bikescarsandeverythinginbe7309]

I never watched his show. I wish I had,BIG FAN!!!!!!

[@melodygn]

31:52 "looks like a commercial for the republicans" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked me up!

[@bbd468]

Damn i miss his show...more now than ever! The other late shows have gone off the deep end.

[@SwankeyMonkey]

Man, I love these. JLF, thank you!

[@TheJayLenoFly]

Thank YOU for your continued support bro!

[@yarasub]

Omg welcome to the late night show weight loss edition, I lost it 😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@BillDworske]

Craig is, without doubt, the quickest, funniest human being on planet Earth.

[@daryllawrick976]

Funniest show in the history of television

[@S41V1X]

I can't believe I just watched this entire thing. Anyway, Craig is amazing!

[@dankelly5150]

What a coincidence that an audience member at 53:55 just happens to be in a band, just happens to play the harmonica, and just happens to get a free brand new harmonica !! 😂😂😂

[@vincentcalvelli6452]

Craig at his best.

[@larrykeene4733]

I was so disappointed when he didn't use his favorite line for Scottish or English people when he was talking to David. Not once did he say "I didn't get a word of that.". 😂😂😂😂

[@IamKlaus007]

Unbridled LLS comedy gold, out on its own. Not one single Late Show host even compares to The Master.

[@aman5428]

"welcome to the late late show weight loss edition", bwahahaha................

[@Box0rz]

Lol, as someone who suffered from being very thin when I was younger, that segment made me very uncomfortable. That would've been my nightmare back then, standing in front of an audience while someone makes fun of my weight. I mean, the teasing is very innocent to Craig and the audience, but to someone insecure, it could be terrifying. I've always found it interesting (and annoying) how you can't call people fat, but calling them thin is ok. Not bashing Craig here, but I hate that double standard in general. These guys seemed fine though, thankfully.

[@aman5428]

I was also very thin and unable to gain weight, only after I stopped growing was able to put a little wieght (after the age of 18 years) which was long enough to be made fun of. I was called malnourished and bombarded with all the jokes about being thin. It was a nightmare. But now I think about it and laugh. You know it is not going to stop and be OK with it I guess.

[@Box0rz]

Yeah, the best thing to do is to just laugh at the thing that was once a nightmare. Makes it go away.

[@Sekusamu]

That was a great comeback if you think about what "that" means. substitute it back into the sentence, and she is saying that her friends are jealous because they wish they could tell jokes about things in the future. Brilliant!

[@bkw1809]

I love your intro

[@leodegas7731]

Edinburgh, i thought she said something insulting. The whole clip was funny and a beautiful way to showcase the diverse world that Craig brings together. She represented herself and Edinburgh terribly. Imho Ps, I agree; thank you uploader for putting all these clips together. The world needs to laugh and you bring us back to Craig and his quick wit.🙏 ✌️🦁

[@activeevolution300]

Is it me, or was the two dudes from Alberta Canada super endearing! lol. Seemed like really cool dudes.

[@Sekusamu]

Another reminder that Americans can't drink until they're 21. What an interesting and unusual country!

[@SwankeyMonkey]

23:03 Ahhhhh, Redheads. My Kryptonite.

[@kathleenanderson5782]

I love you Craig Ferguson

[@bryanmiller6110]

Just a Genius

[@2nd3rd1st]

Hey, that was a great segment with the cast and crew, I've never seen that before. They all look like nice people, but I did miss Bridger. He was probably gone by then.

[@TheJayLenoFly]

2nd3rd1st that one isnt cold open tho, it was an ending. Just FYI 😀

[@thefadedone8192]

29:15 that woman was really motherly to that girl. She was like "good job!" Lol made me smile.

[@michaelparker3709]

That Rabbit though... 😂

[@cokesquirrel]

I want to know wha happened to the blind date couple. JLF did you post it anywhere? JLF thanks for all your great work

[@carnivore1815]

there are many small gold nuggets which needed to be compiled by you. like airplane rant and many more.

[@Sonnel_James]

It's amazing how that girl looks exactly like Merida, so beautiful

[@giraffesinc.2193]

OOoooh, I wanted to see the harmonica guy play!

[@conanobrien1]

you should make one with just "lesbian row" people

[@SleepyChloeFist]

Vince Vaughn should've stayed for the entire show and just sat at different parts of the stage.

[@quentinarundell6589]

I have never laughed so much!!

[@Frankincensedjb123]

I live in the San Fernando Valley, but I've never met Frankie or Tatiana. They need to get out more

[@Zaacharia]

Hey, Fly! Did you ever do a puppet series???????

[@pja36]

I was kinda hoping David Robinson was the basketball player, who was secretly good at harmonica.

[@Biggiiful]

Haha me too. He does play the piano though

[@loved012one]

Thanks for the video! FYI, it may get more views if the "Dad & Son in Red Shirts" is changed to "in Ohio State Shirts"--Ohio State fans are diehard, and their Michigan rivalry is famous in the Midwest. Also, Ohio State University has a ginormous alumni group (~500,000)!

[@TheJayLenoFly]

Anytime bro, glad you liked it! I'll take your tip on that and change it. Thanks for sharing that piece of knowledge! :D

[@BunniMonster]

36:54 Coomer chat, 7 years early.

[@gekko293]

YEAAAAAAHH BAAAAAABY!!!

[@ELmeinz]

which restaurant is best, The Ivy or Craig's?

[@kodyremer5864]

everytime I watch this show i crave chocolate dollars....

[@jamesvandemark2086]

Minnesota???? (14,000 lakes, by the way)

[@SheenWarlock]

1:13:54 Pam is not a Swedish name. I should know since I was born there.

[@raz1683]

you guys heard of craig new tv series right?

[@danesovic7585]

Craig is pure charisma.

[@darrylfulk4630]

The young ladies from Scotland were extra, extra CUTE! 🙂

[@davidnottennant1161]

I grew up with one of the people in this video. We were friends. Now, I don't really have anything good to say about them.

[@leeroygarza2673]

They should use the redhead, for the real Movie ,of Brave

[@Sharnakh]

The rabbit makes an appearance ! Hmmm, i wonder.... is it foreshadowing for your next video maybe? :P

[@TheJayLenoFly]

I can't confirm nor deny that - Vince Vaughn ;)

[@Sharnakh]

you cheeky bastard

[@SwankeyMonkey]

Yesss! I love Sid. And Wavey-- Whatado everybody?

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

2:32 just pointing it out to youngsters, theres a big market for that

[@swimmingwithsharks7331]

I wonder if he ever got a professional hit man on the show

[@Xipheas]

What's the deal with the two girls in the ending bit?

[@Tybuscus23]

The dude at 54:10 is literally lord farquaad and you can’t convince me otherwise

[@rafidhassanoney4007]

If anybody wanna know, Kristen is a big shot attorney now a days ! lol

[@richardurena8202]

48:24"fleshy vest" oi, I peed my pants

[@OriginalOrigins]

Damn so much shade at tom cruise lmao he called katie homes a gay mans beard lmao

[@22Phantasm]

The Farm were actually from Liverpool, not Manchester.

[@williamparker1085]

who cares, they are nobodys

[@22Phantasm]

@@williamparker1085 You need to get out more.

[@classiclife7204]

For those of you saying the woman in the audience copying the beautiful Asian woman wearing the 3-alarm red dress isn't real, and is just an echo, you need to listen to the part where she says, "Not today" - it's totally a different voice. I think Craig + everyone was just trying to ignore it so as not to have to scrap the segment. Free show = obsessed hobos, evidently.

[@bepowerification]

Nicole is awesome.

[@BeckVMH]

Funny, these “members of the audience” are just too good! They’re so stereotypical it’s like they’ve hired seasoned character actors to play the part. Even better that they’re real.

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

OMG How can a woman from Manchester UK not know about Joy Division or Happy Mondays? At 24:50 You could see Craig was shocked and a little put off by that dummy! Craig Might have asked if she had heard of New Order and that may have turned a light on!

[@47imagine]

He should have said Oasis

[@eolsunder]

any fan of the show. Look at the girl from Manchester.. look at her face closely, and now watch the video of the Surbian girl Danjela Stainfeld , same face! looks at him the same way also! so freaky

[@classiclife7204]

Saying this as an old man, but most of those bands broke up by the early 80s, if not earlier. 20 years before she was born. Give her a break.

[@sweiland75]

How did Patricia in the wheelchair get into the studio? I thought the studio was above first floor.

[@2nd3rd1st]

Imagine a world... of elevators and ramps. Actually she got lowered into the studio with a helicopter, as per usual.

[@Sharnakh]

Or maybe she became paralyzed at the studio... now she lives there, lonely because she can't leave the basement.

[@jacksonmyers3187]

Studio is in a basement. Gravity. Duh.

[@mikeporchia8914]

Gravity. they film in the basement

[@paulnewstead9693]

@@2nd3rd1st thanks for making me spit out my coffee.

[@csgrambauer5852]

16:33 - Love those Scottish girls - particularly the one on the right. Cute, although slightly annoying giggling and those legs...

[@blazodeolireta]

17:16 the way she's looking at Craig.

[@AlexandruGGro]

Yeah she also called Craig a scum verry nice girl indeed ha

[@repo401]

all great bands btw go check those bands out

[@stevenmathews7621]

43:27 a great response would be "I'm not not looking at your ass"