Crank - Epinephrine clip

Crank
(2006)
Directors: Mark Neveldine (as Neveldine), Brian Taylor (as Taylor)
Writers: Mark Neveldine (as Neveldine), Brian Taylor (as Taylor)
Stars: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz...

[@lundylow]

These movies were so bonkers, and they leaned into that, and I love them for it. I want more movies like this.

[@derPetunientopf]

Have you watched Hardcore? Not the same but close enough.

[@amj76425]

The Gospel is 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 👇 kzbin.info/www/bejne/opPFZautjs9kb8k Dispensational Truth, Or God's Plan and Purpose in the Ages Book from Clarence Larkin

[@ThisIsntTwitter]

@@derPetunientopf hardcore henry*

[@shootboxpodcast]

Happy is good too. Same creators with a lot of the same themes.

[@qwerqwer2521]

These crazy Jason Statham movies truly were peak cinema. I remember watching them and thinking I'll be watching shit like this for the rest of my life, but of course nothing good lasts forever.

[@leem9886]

Glad to see Dennis became something with his life other then owning a failing bar.

[@leem9886]

@@messybestie-d7i it’s very disappointing lol

[@deemac1588]

I only clicked on this video because I was like "oh shit is that dennis?"

[@harborwolf22]

He was actually there just to scam drugs.

[@Jaysneax]

He followed Mantis Toboggan's foot steps in the medical field

[@FitzMastaflex]

At least he had his tools.

[@venomclown1134]

"How much of this stuff did he say to take?" Famous last words

[@ThePartisan13]

Hahaha

[@BlackBebop187]

AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Boo-Ya!

[@daveabouate7927]

Bon travail freo map bow supom dkr baz

[@ardaakel8123]

3:23

[@johntruman2126]

this edible ain't shi-

[@carson2823]

Seeing this clip without any context of the movie has left me with alot more questions than answers

[@knowun]

Its worth the $. They were both great rides

[@leonfrancis3418]

This can be said for pretty much every moment of this movie. It's good fun.

[@wexfordam]

He was injected with a poison that if he stops moving or relaxes he dies.

[@EjvindGEMDark]

@@wexfordam I thought they stole his heart?

[@scottmatheson3346]

@@EjvindGEMDark no, he gave them his heart, but the very next day, they gave it away.

[@SpaceCowboy57]

I love how the nurse demonstrates his value by filling Jason's prescription. What an all around great guy.

[@verstarkt2192]

Not just any nurse, that’s the golden god

[@Nofixdahdress]

He then proceeded to Engage Physically by using the paddles, thereby Nurturing Dependence by juicing him.

[@christopherlee9026]

A five star man.

[@SQOUREE]

Too bad he was shot in the head in Crank 2, right in the psychologist office, telling his story

[@glypharte3730]

This film is actually a documentary about Jason Statham's everyday life.

[@obituaryollie9104]

Fr😂. Jason is the guy whose watch turns orange when things go to shit.

[@YanoshSquarepants]

That ends up with his heart exploding?

[@Nitrodozer]

I know!

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

I can believe that.

[@aiden8834]

Glypharte 37 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Malpaise_Legate]

As a nurse at gunpoint, you gave to hand over the epinephrine... Because of the implications.

[@emmacomedyrw7371]

Sher Bombing omni kooolllobkkull no on hh

[@iamchvmpion]

What implications

[@treacherousjslither6920]

@@iamchvmpion It's a Sunny reference

[@iamchvmpion]

@@treacherousjslither6920 lol I know haha Mac kept asking Dennis “what implication”?

[@josephl6289]

LOL

[@elr6212]

Only Jason Statham could make this film work

[@abdliesanneh4198]

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[@abdliesanneh4198]

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[@sick0spherean]

I feel like the crazy ass, drug-fueled editing plays a big part too.

[@marcosandreie5437]

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[@edmundblackadder2741]

Peak? He hasn’t even begun to peak, and when he does and he will you’ll know, you’ll all know.

[@codytempleton5591]

Always sunny

[@robertor.6942]

Nice!

[@bluespy4050]

After this, Dennis quit his job as a nurse and began to hate hospitals

[@jamesroboyle]

@Kevin the Duck During therapy with a super hot therapist

[@clxwncrxwn]

@@jamesroboyle who was extremely suggestive, then freaks the fuck out 😂

[@butterflyempress3147]

Dennis met lauren holly

[@laza6141]

well he was only working to keep the skins.

[@dominiquepowell3158]

Yep! Poor dude

[@hailtothevic]

The Crank movies are a thing of beauty. I wish Hollywood still had the stones to make movies this off the wall

[@marcdumont2275]

They're some of my favorite guilty pleasures. They're just fun movies

[@Eralen00]

yeah no social justice bs getting rammed down our throats, just a silly fun time.

[@thugginpopsicle7279]

@@Eralen00 you’re the only one that brought up social justice. It’s always some dips hit bringing up stupid shit when everyone else is just enjoying it.

[@GetIsekaid]

​@@thugginpopsicle7279 ? That's what OP meant though. A movie without politics inserted in it.

[@NewNormalWorldOrder]

@@thugginpopsicle7279 Ok, social justice warrior… calm down…

[@thegamereaper5755]

Captain America: On your left... Jason on Epinephrine: On YOUR left...

[@lukascolston6677]

theGameReaper brilliant 😂

[@MrShapow23]

I really want to get the joke , my brain just isn’t working. Help pls?

[@thegamereaper5755]

@@MrShapow23 So Captain America is unusually fast due to the super soldier serum given to him. In Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve passes Sam Wilson (aka Falcon) 3 times going around the Lincoln memorial pool before Sam can get one, saying “On your left” every time. When I quote Jason on Epinephrine saying “On YOUR left…”, I imply that Jason is fast enough to pass Captain America…

[@sonrouge]

This movie and the sequel pretty much took "take itself seriously" and annihilated it. And good on the producers for daring to do it!

[@RareDay]

what does that even mean

[@dasauto1555]

I think it means the movie doesnt take itself too seriously

[@frank6842]

Definitely made it much better

[@piratze5945]

The second was shit by I agree on the first one!

[@jorts_master69]

They basically gave a giant middle finger to the entire idea of subtlety or class with both these movies lmao

[@lessilkowski1974]

When that old guy on the trolley takes off his oxygen mask just to call Chev "asshole" . . . Comedy gold!

[@vicdeakins2238]

“I’m not gonna tell you again.” 😂

[@selwybcodjoe9630]

Denis has all the “TOOLS” he needs working in a hospital 👏🏽

[@freerangekitties7657]

ITS FETISH SHIT, HE LIKES TO BIND AND HE LIKES TO BE BOUND!

[@handsofrand6660]

not to mention access to all the skins he wants, as we know the skin is the most fascinating part of the animal...

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

2:30 AMAZING shot. So kinetic.

[@mikeyp2277]

It's always sunny in the emergency room.

[@RedVenomProductions]

Mikey P 😂🤣😂

[@RangerHalt907]

I started laughing so hard when Jason Stalham said, "Juice me!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sestoalternativeevo8884]

Sherlock Holmes same haha

[@thespectator775]

Hahahahaha yeah

[@rickyandreou]

0:45 Funny. I never noticed before how the actor playing the nurse prematurely flinches at the gun being pointed at him but still acts surprised a few seconds later.

[@mateusz_0]

Hah

[@opachki8325]

well, you can sense things before actually seeing them so it actually is somewhat realistic, especially with the click he hears

[@jonathanmora8208]

He didnt saw the gun he felt something at the back of his head an then later saw the barrel in front of his face

[@chrisc3731]

You literally see he reacted to hearing a click and someone running up in his peripheral. You never had situations where you react to something running up pass you?

[@koodude2313]

Oh man, I remember seeing this in theaters. People in the theaters were crying from laughing lol

[@raven4k998]

Juice me🤣🤣🤣

[@yatharthsurti4673]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@franeasanovic2761]

3:35 when your crush tells you her parents aren't home tonight...

[@juancarmona3524]

LMAOOO😅

[@GaunterODinn]

This is true. I was 17 and literally hitchhiked to get some blonde vag.

[@Obiwanrollmeone]

Robert Biondo seriously though 😂 I remember seeing these back in like 2009

[@enricopucci6141]

@@Obiwanrollmeone 👌u right

[@TheDiamondSkye]

@Robert Biondo she worn out too.

[@travisbickle9756]

Giving someone and electric shock like that when a gun is pointed at you is probally the stupidest thing a peraon can do.

[@imadnaguel5094]

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[@annescholey6546]

Giant Super Boner

[@johnchan754]

Yeah I thought it was going to shoot him considering in real life electric shocks cause the muscles to flex which would and in his finger pulling the trigger.

[@vergil1155]

Exactly what I thought.

[@johnyboy228]

Hi Travis

[@avertismentguy62]

Dennis wouldn’t of said no... because of the implication.

[@anthonymcbride855]

👏😂👏

[@kevinjohnson7300]

Because of the implication 😑

[@jeffos69]

I came to the comments to see a Dennis Reynolds comment and I have not be disappointed 👊

[@Mom-yg1rt]

“Well don’t you look at me like that you obviously wouldn’t be in any danger”

[@gamepoy5056]

Wouldn’t *have said no

[@joseguevara754]

I always think of GTA 4 Statham playin Niko Bellic.

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

Looks nothing like them

[@someonedifferent4116]

😂😂 what

[@qwerticia915]

Eh sort of

[@beeaveragegaming3482]

@The Man with a name. so Trevor with an English accent lmaoo

[@semeau100]

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[@GunsNGames1]

I love both movies, they are great and funny as hell.

[@KCJbomberFTW]

What?

[@noaht5191]

@@KCJbomberFTW he likes both Crank movies and thinks they're both funny as hell. Do you not understand English or that these are films?

[@KCJbomberFTW]

@@noaht5191 no bro why the fuck did they make two what happens?

[@Athetos_Admech]

@@KCJbomberFTW in the second movie a chinese mobster steals his heart and replaces it with a battery powered implant. He has to keep electricuting himself to keep it working while he tries to get his real heart back.

[@BareBandSubscription]

They’re so good. Crank 2, especially.

[@StriderStryker]

_Let’s hope that this movie gets a _*_trilogy..._*

[@bonehaggit]

Still waiting

[@eustahijelifetips]

Just like half life 3

[@nxmx6ix]

It's not happening boys...

[@Bavarian_Lifting]

Epinephrine is basically synthetic adrenaline. Thats the same stuff Vincent used in Pulp Fiction to save Mia from the Heroine Overdose lmao

[@blaisebaileyfinnegan8202]

Adrenaline is the drug name. A guy extracted it from the adrenal glands and patented it under the name. At the same time, another guy did the same shit and called it epinephrine ("upon kidneys" because that's where the gland is). Epinephrine and adrenaline are the same thing with different names.

[@erikjohnson2885]

@@blaisebaileyfinnegan8202 What about Ephedrine?

[@DarkSentinel52]

i love how insane action movies were in 2000's

[@nochill9475]

This movie speaks to me on a spiritual level!

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Man I love these insane 2000's action movies

[@marcc.m.1726]

“JUICE ME” - what a line! 😂

[@ardaakel8123]

4:20 You got the stuff that i told you to get? - Got it! Did you take it? - Took it. You took the whole goddamn thing, didnt you? - Yep! I said fifth of the syringe. Stuff's gonna kill you. - Right. Your chest on fire? - Check. But you are cold. - Check. And you got a STEEL HARD ON, don't you? - *LeT mE cHeCk!...check...* 😂

[@krtlkid]

your sphincter is tight as a knot,you couldn't piss to save your life.

[@bryanlenihan5012]

I am dying

[@ripgutcat]

3:35 when you see your medical bill...

[@sestoalternativeevo8884]

ripgutcat for reals

[@scissortongue5772]

Must be Americans.

[@shaun7389]

Medical “bill” You must be American

[@ripgutcat]

@@shaun7389 yup

[@soulassassin0g]

Laughs is Canadian.

[@noahboat580]

I like it how once he runs from the cops, hes a freerunner, and hes holding a desert eagle around. I wanna freerun while im holding bling-bling guns

[@Salamander676]

My favorite moments with Dennis are when he unleashes unbounded rage with no bounds😂 It’s like he’s some goddamn ancient psychopath with a mythological god complex or something

[@selwybcodjoe9630]

Dennis has the same mannerisms as this guy lol

[@tcgamer7621]

I honestly thought this was just some passion project they put together and someone uploaded it to youtube, but I can't believe this is a real movie

[@alxfbn]

#borninthe2000s

[@AirsoftNLD]

i love how his desert eagle magicly reloads

[@Abbot3663]

this scene always gave me the skate game vibes loved it

[@JEG69]

Grand theft auto V

[@user-tb2jy9lu3d]

3:35 When it is time to go and your shift is done at work.

[@sionandtatev]

When pre-workout and v-tec kicks in all in the same time.

[@angelanguiano3195]

Dude reminds me of trevor

[@moisestovar9271]

Ikr

[@sterlingarcher2653]

Angel Anguiano More like Nico Bellic

[@brianbrown4185]

Niko and trevor combined dun dun dun

[@jdmbeats]

Aww..2006, back when I had my first gf we watched this at her parents house. They don't make movies like this anymore.

[@Eidlones]

They didn't make movies like this back then, either.

[@moisestovar9271]

When me and the boys go fishing 3:36

[@nihilism2004]

One handing a deagle, what a legend!

[@The_Isaiahnator]

This is a bonafide cult classic/guilty pleasure. It knows what it wants to be and doesn't aspire to be anything more. The sequel missed the mark, though -- too much heavy-handed silliness without the self-awareness of the original.

[@linus8399]

THIS IS SUCH A UNDERRATED COMEDY FILM

[@rbenzing865]

2:30 He just ran ozt of ammo. You can see the slide was locked back

[@Mecha120]

Just remember, Jason Statham has no interest in actually shooting Dennis but he makes sure that the implication of it happening if Dennis doesn't supply epinephrine is there.

[@leroylira8460]

Thats Dennis off always sunny in Philadelphia!! Lmaoo

[@KhanTalha]

Jason is a real Life GTA character he must be main protagonist of gta 6.

[@radu-max33]

04:24 that "YEEEPP" it's so funny. He said it proudly, as if that was all he had to take

[@ADCC-qp2gk]

Back when movies were still good

[@manofsteelgoodmanll7925]

He just gotten captain america powers from a serum...like that,that enhanced his speed and strength damn!! This was definitely a hardcore captain america moment though wow!!that was some powerful drugs he token.

[@i_only_wipe_once3648]

This is extra what Frodo needed.

[@crashfan9997]

3:35 NEEDS TO BE A MEME!!

[@AveryBlueRemix]

Homie said, " Juice me..." 😂😂

[@madcow1998]

Couldn't tell ya how much I laughed at this movie.

[@zerotankor]

I would love to see an always sunny where Dennis becomes a nurse and gives us some backstory 😂

[@RandomDude647]

0:58 damn, he's got a dump truck back there

[@dbo514]

Crank (the first one at least) is actually as masterpiece

[@shortsrus]

Getting recommended so much stuff like this after watching the Always Sunny podcast

[@Revivorofsouls1]

Watching this even though it was randomly recommended

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

1:52 when he finally screamed that's when I could finally tell it was Glenn lmao

[@thaumatoogietv2826]

Could those cops move any slower?

[@paragoon1230]

3:10 what it feels like to have PTSD when triggered

[@Forenzikproductions]

Well if it isn’t *THE GOLDEN GOD HIMSELF!*

[@simonroh4958]

The motion quality in this film is different from most other films

[@bloxxberg]

gotta luv how he still points the gun at the nurse while getting "juiced" haha

[@pythonvon6528]

The Gang Gets Cranked

[@BradFalck-mn3pc]

This is so me......even Jason Statham should know that you don't ever mess with a nurse!!!

[@DriverGuy23]

As a medical professional, I can tell you that’s not how it works, that’s not how any of it works. 😂

[@christianrodriguez7503]

1:26-1:38-1:39-1:40-1:41-1:47-1:57-2:00-2:12-2:14-2:27-2:31-2:36

[@kiran258]

He wasn't really in any danger , there was just an implication of danger.

[@misteros]

0:16 Yo yo yo YO!!

[@hotelmario510]

I love that this is filmed as cheaply as an early episode of Almost Sunny because it feels almost like that _is_ Dennis. Add some stock orchestra music and you could pass it off.

[@TakedownO44]

Crank is my favorite action movie of all time. It's a masterpiece.

[@TheOneBearded]

Randomly ran into the clip. Only clicked to see if that was seriously our Golden God or a photoshop on the thumbnail. I was not disappointed lmao

[@madlarkin8]

Cinema masterpiece lol.

[@kingjewelz9948]

It really is

[@choojooo8531]

I watched this movie when I was super high and wow i wouldn't have it any other way

[@macksmoothly]

“I’m having a really bad day.....”

[@jemuel8889]

Literally my phone heard me said "Crank" cause I was watching this movie on local TV channel and now it's in my recommendation.

[@proteus404]

Oh it stops at the good part, I love his composite sketch that is put on the tv

[@googoo7018]

Crank is the epitome of everything "2000s"

[@TheSnowmanlaw10]

0:45 just imagine a regular day at work then this happens 😂😂😂😂

[@sharker7083]

😂🤣😂😂 could’ve agreed way more buddy😂😂😂

[@chosenchad1155]

thought i was watching a clip of its always sunny in philadelphia, thought frank was on the emergency bed

[@animemangafan1987]

Chev Chelios run like hell while playing Trix are for kids is always fucking hilarious!🤣

[@ycm05160]

one of my favorite movies of all time.

[@timberwolfmountaineer873]

"Where is the Lamb Epinephrine??? How looong pleaseeee??!!!"

[@BROOKLYNVILLAIN]

There's no way in hell he could have fired that gun with one hand in real life

[@larrylarry1229]

Ronald Hawkins easy

[@FSM1138]

desert eagle really isn't as hard to control as you'd think

[@BROOKLYNVILLAIN]

@@sick0spherean why the fuck are you responding about a comment I made a fuckin year ago

[@mrbuffwoopmusic8788]

@@BROOKLYNVILLAIN Good question

[@Red-ding-Ton]

Why?

[@notavoicechanger1808]

When you watch a lot of ASP videos and you note at 0:32 the second cop is flagging his partner.

[@nannesoar]

"You're a good dude, it's been nice knowing ya." * click * "Medical emergency." Imagine witnessing a doctor say that 😂

[@ChristopherToro]

Damn, didn’t realize that was Dennis LOL

[@kamilnuszczynski2433]

can I have a song title, 3:39please. thank you in advance 😊

[@QF_Dan72]

This is basically what a GTA movie would look like

[@MewMewStyles]

Why Does That Guy Look Like Dennis From It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[@Hello-su6og]

It is the golden god

[@liambarker2461]

Maybe because it is Dennis from It's always sunny

[@salty4]

thats because it is him

[@jwazz2271]

Homeboy is shooting a 50 AE handgun like it ain’t shit

[@majinmusic7167]

Glad to see Turkish is at it again getting tommy outta trouble

[@bruceleechannel2503]

1:03 - 2:13 That's funny

[@eprofessio]

When I was a young working man I lawfully kept a bottle of this stuff in my lunch box. Then that nagger Oboma outlawed it.