More Crap Alastor Says (Hazbin Hotel)

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[@Mia_Moon-ir9mo]

“Still haven’t gotten my waffle fries!” Same here, Al. *Same here.*

[@goldendonut5619]

I stole his waffle fries

[@Mia_Moon-ir9mo]

@@goldendonut5619 *GASP* NOT THE WAFFLE FRIES!!

[@mayracordero382]

I would love waffle fries

[@Mia_Moon-ir9mo]

@@mayracordero382 same here ☺️

[@jennifershepherd2921]

I would like waffle fries

[@Lemsvsp]

"Achool is gay because when you're drunk, you can't think straight" Best crap Alastor has ever said.

[@ziggyzoo9335]

Tru tho

[@AGhostInMyGarage]

YES

[@Hazel_Heart24]

He's speaking facts though 😅

[@Dullpaperface]

Husk would be gay then-

[@ashtonwoodruff2000]

Me when I heard there was a skibidi toilet movie coming 0:30

[@artemis_719]

"IF THE USA IS SO GREAT THEN WHY IS THERE THE USB?" PLS TOMOTA I CAN'T HE'S GOT A POINT THOUGH LMAOOO

[@mayracordero382]

What is the USB?

[@izzyjones662]

@@mayracordero382Like the flash drive I think.

[@Squiggle_doodles]

USC 👍

[@fumble_bee34]

@@Squiggle_doodles USD 💀

[@ThatSquidGuy1]

Their is also the USD school districts

[@YogurtEnjoyer5611]

“It’s time for others harm” is such an Alastor thing to say 😂

[@theshadowhunterknight]

"One favor at a time of my choosing where you harm no one." -Alastor

[@B7lackPh0n1x]

I love your toothless pfp

[@YogurtEnjoyer5611]

@@B7lackPh0n1x thanks 😃

[@Dev1n_mdf4n]

"I'm done with self care, it's time for others harm!" - Alastor 2024

[@Cyn-1001-solver]

Yep

[@Scar-Predator]

"I'm no longer procrastinating, I'm just straight up not working." and "What are you doing today? Absolutely nothing." are definitely quotes I'm going to be using from now on.

[@DeathKitta]

And then 'But you did nothing yesterday - I wasnt finished' XD

[@The_Chair_Goblin]

Put them in the quote book

[@AsanteLogan]

Lucifer:she’s my daughter Alastor:not anymore! 0:57

[@The_Irish_Insomniac]

“I cannot take this anymore the time has come TO GO TO WAR-“ Al taking a page out of Rosie’s book, what friendship goals ☺️

[@Coyotax]

Bro Alastor literally helps sing that lol

[@WolfLover22063]

“…she’s my daughter-” “NOT ANYMORE!” Tomota, please- 😂😂😂

[@Dev1n_mdf4n]

*BEST LINE* *BEST LINE*

[@Addalynn-gf5wi]

YOU STILL A B####. That’s a voice ever heard of in this video Now i’m gonna do that too vee

[@Addalynn-gf5wi]

YOU STILL A B-

[@Addalynn-gf5wi]

Hi?

[@terra_sussy255]

"What's your greatest weakness?" "I'm vague." "Okay, can you elaborate?" "Yes." "Are you kidding me-"

[@Moonlight.Howlings.666]

1:40 Hold up, let the crazy elk cook. He's spitting facts.

[@ItalianPokeMage]

Why should he have to cook? Somebody else should cook for him. Specifically Vox. Specifically waffle fries. He's been waiting seven years.

[@sinosthefox8523]

0:31 The IRL beef with the TV always gets me 😂

[@WendyRockstar]

“I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to GO TO WA-“ 😂

[@multiverse_media2023]

Alastor wants his damn waffle fries, Vox.

[@somerandolad]

Oh, so *that's* why they're enemies.

[@Mushroom-f8q5x]

Yes he does

[@multiverse_media2023]

@@somerandolad “Still haven’t gotten my waffle fries.”

[@Realblackredmogus]

@@multiverse_media2023Laila (irl name): *cutely gives him waffle fries*

[@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored]

0:06 Vox give this man his Waffle fries

[@T.S.P_God5]

Fr

[@Mushroom-f8q5x]

Yess

[@kae_15]

i ate them whoopz

[@Seagull110]

Real

[@mattmills806]

@@Seagull110WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I AM A HUGE FANNNNNN 🪭

[@_Itz_Sage]

0:33 PREPARE THE FIGHT WE'RE READY FOR

[@tailstube4171]

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[@kharijordan6426]

Mmm. "Waiting for" on my end ...man....I do hope season two vox is murdered....at least val hast to die....or angel dust so he can be free ...be an angel get dusted twice before going to haven and to freak out about how haven still needs him to work to not starve to death.

[@_Itz_Sage]

@@tailstube4171 I REALLY HOPE THAT IM READY FOR THIS *BAM BAM BAM BAM!!* *End Scene*

[@tailstube4171]

@@kharijordan6426 I hope Vox becomes a major villain and Val to get slaughtered.

[@Hazel_Heart24]

​@@tailstube4171 *gets ready to shoot*

[@kristinakostic2388]

Okay but "I'm not interested in eternal life, I've been on the internet! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH" is valid af

[@YujiJAY]

" Do you know how long I have been waiting for this?, wooooh, I'm about to make a name for myself here " THE DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE REFERENCE😂

[@Victor-yu1hb]

Vox: How long do you plan to stay in that hotel? It been seven years. Alastor: Until I get my waffle fries.

[@Tarnished270]

1:56 me realistically talking with npcs in a nutshell:

[@06MAN]

"Alcohol is gay because you can't think straight!" Canon or not, that is legit the best thing I ever heard from Alastor!

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I’m showing that quote to my Hazbin obsessed cousin on Saturday 😂

[@_Itz_Sage]

0:41 tomotasause loosing it over this is the funniest shit in these

[@DanGamingFan2406]

The sequel we've ben hoping for. "You don't have to check your Spotify, you're the most played this year!" Damn, that's a great one.😂 How do you think of these?

[@TheRealAsh-Bash]

Why are you everywhere?

[@Tomotasauce]

My friends share a lot with me, plus I just hear them from everywhere. A lot of my content is just things that inspire me from all over so I couldn't really answer😂 Thank you!!!🎉

[@TheRealAsh-Bash]

@@Tomotasauce o

[@nmmilton]

​@@TomotasauceWhich is where the best content lies! Everywhere you can and can't think of both in and out of pocket. So whatever's funnier first. Keep up the good work!

[@06MAN]

​@@Tomotasauce You know Tomota, if you think about it, drugs are gay too. Because they can also make you not think straight!

[@noname123-u6n]

"Still havent gotten my waffle fries" GIVE HIM THE WAFFLE FRIES

[@Lil_goober6969]

HE WILL KILL US ALL WHO HAS THE FUCKING WAFFLE FRIES

[@margiehirstein283]

YESS

[@sheashells]

"I'm done with self-care. It's time for other's harm." -Alastor's live laugh love 🥰

[@OminousBro]

MECORE

[@MasterMan23]

"Yea a documentary about mental illness" "Okay will somebody PLEASE Shut him up!" You are TOO SMART Tomota

[@Leo_slvr]

Alastor has become a menace to society now.

[@cjgillett]

It's cute you assumed he wasn't already

[@somerandolad]

​@@cjgillett He was a serial killer, right?

[@cjgillett]

@@somerandolad a cannibal serial killer

[@jinxisabitsilly]

@@cjgillettyeah but now we know he’s driven by something as simple as waffle fries…now we truly understand how unstable he is

[@Suchwerewolf]

“Become”?

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

0:20 has way too much meme potential.

[@Solarray1245]

I agree 😂😂

[@Alastorfangirl2202]

Already made one. Alastor looking at a Sir Pentious statue, still pissed bc he ruined Alastor's coat

[@Gamma2003]

​@@Alastorfangirl2202please link that

[@AltUTimegod2006]

@@Alastorfangirl2202LINK PLEASE

[@AltUTimegod2006]

Please link the video then

[@RandomDied20]

YES, THE SEQUEL WE ALL NEEDED

[@adamkamil2146]

That's facts

[@Froggie-edits]

“I cannot take it anymore, the time has come to go to war-“ XD

[@Biggi19]

Yay more of Alastor’s shenanigans

[@fenrisares]

1:18 the joke about doctor, floored me so hard XD

[@bullwinkle524]

As soon as Al said “you know how long I’ve been waiting for this?” I shouted “NO!” Lol

[@D1SCDONKEY]

“Oh wonderful! I’ll kill vox next season!” “WHA-?!”

[@_Itz_Sage]

0:57 NOT ANYMO-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redzephyrwinds]

My friend burst out laughing at the "I dunno, crack is pretty bad too" and I thought she was laughing at the video which made me laugh which made me need to recount it which makes it funnier

[@philiphamiltonxd]

V.1: I WANT WAFFLE FRIES 😍😍 🆚 V.2: STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES 😍😍

[@Mars_editz_1692]

0:53 NOT ANYMORE!!

[@GAT957]

bills trapped in hie own world with no way to see the 3rd dimension look what you done to him

[@Biggi19]

0:30 lmao I love this part so much

[@ZenUniverseYT]

“Sir… why is there 10 broken tv’s in your house?”

[@InkDragon-v2t]

0:39 Now this on my bucket list: say this to someone

[@bullwinkle524]

I said the one about less accidents to my employees and the look they gave me was priceless

[@razorsorku]

0:30 Alastor singing: I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to war! Lol

[@caramelcandycookie]

1:49 *This has two meanings*

[@AlyssaCatalig]

OH GOD

[@FATAL_ER]

What a great link to the last crap that Alastor says video with "I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES"

[@JustaPurpleGuy87]

1:58 “Whatcha doing today” Nothing “But you did that yesterday” I WASN’T FINISHED! Same bro same

[@sumaiyahlol8495]

2:07 so technically it’s not cannibalism anymore.

[@progamerbr3320]

I know let that shit sink in

[@Dev1n_mdf4n]

0:38 "If you ever feel dumb, just remember, your probably right!" - Alastor 2024

[@OrielleAloysia]

The "Alcohol makes you gay" comment is so fr now that I think about it XD

[@EdalynnClawthorn]

"I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to WAR-" GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFFF

[@CodyWalen-su7jo]

“Do you ever wonder how many houses you’ve passed in your lifetime that might have someone locked in the basement?” -Alastor 2024

[@Editz.by.Mars_3]

can we PLEASE appreciate the fact that it’s exactly 3:00

[@CLOWNS_4_LIFE]

OMG YASSSSS

[@Smokeybubs_Lola-3663]

YeeeeEEEEEss

[@amandazeskey]

0:18 “I’m calling you a trash can” 0:25 “It’s time for other’s harm!” 0:32 “ITS TIME TO GO TO WA-“ 0:50 “I didn’t even think ONCE!” 0:56 “She’s my daughter…” “ *NOT ANYMORE* “ 1:04 “If the USA is so great, why is there the USB?” Alastor 2024

[@MayaMakesBots]

"You don't have to check your Spotify, You're the most played this year" BRO 💀

[@manuelmurray7229]

The cut-offs are funny as all HELL pun intended.

[@DergGamin]

1:54 Seriously somebody SHUT HIM U-

[@tcwar869]

“People who take care of chickens are literally just chicken tenders. I know. Just let that sh*t sink in.” This line got me 😂😂😂

[@Jiro_editz]

Lucifer: but she's my daughter Alastor: SHES MY DAUGHTER NOW-

[@Springtrap_Has_Diabetes]

*me sitting in the corner of my room saying ‘Chicken Tender’ to myself repeatedly* 🙃

[@nmmilton]

1:04 Ok that's pretty funny.

[@HappyBeignets-um6vf]

I know! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ziggyzoo9335]

“stop holding onto people just because you have a history together” “she’s my daughter…” “-NOT ANYMORE” broo 😂😂😂

[@Lexipop398]

The Spotify one made me choke on my damn toothpaste 🤣

[@firegirl4707]

"I cannot take this anymore, the time has come to go to war" *glocks TV* we certainly weren't ready foooooor thaaaaat

[@maggie_knolastname]

The Vox hate cracks me up so much I can’t!!!! I love Vox and your version of their rivalry has me wheezing

[@Chuuya_Nakahara-r1t]

“She’s my daughter-“ “NOT ANYMORE-“ 😭✋

[@Guiidomiista5371]

2:13 Alastor saying gambit’s line from Deadpool and Wolverine is just fitting and also hilarious

[@nana-nq3lg]

Luci: “she’s my daught-“ Al: “NOT ANY MORE!”

[@AmyAberrant]

“She’s my daughter” “Not any more” JESUS CHRIST 😭

[@Nadia-wd6nm]

"I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just straight up not working" I resonate with that line on a spiritual level

[@hunnybunnyboop8475]

OH MY GOD THE GAMBIT QUOTE 😂 It's so perfect

[@Ireneanimations-star]

1:45 I can relate to this so much that at this point it's scary

[@DarkXwolf17_VR]

0:58 *NOT ANYMOR-* Edit: I’ve never got this much likes

[@Silversong_Reavers]

"I'm not interested in eternal life, I've been on the Internet... IVE SEEN ENOUGH" Honestly, too true

[@lightningclonetrooperprodu3110]

"I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just straight up not working", the best quote in the entire video

[@Hazel_Heart24]

2:45 - Including our next Custom musical number! Adams song! *I hate that I'm promoting that stupid bird*

[@leenapoofy]

STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES

[@OliviaDodds-x7p]

"I cannot take this anymore *loads a gun* the time has come to GO TO WAR!!!" *POINTS GUN AT TV*

[@They.love.M3]

“I cannot take this anymore the time has come to GO TO WAR-“ 😭help

[@maromalul9134]

3-4 more seasons of Alastor bullying Vox is definitely something worth waiting for

[@Stolas_DaOwl324]

Lucifer: "She's MY daughter" Alastor: "nuh uh"

[@carmahjustice7896]

"I want waffle fries" 7 years later "I still want my waffle fries" Probably 2 years later "Where tf is my waffle frys charlie?''

[@Among_Jazz]

10 years later... "WHERE MY FAKING WAFFLE FRIES"

[@claudialuquepazos2934]

1:44 Oh dear Lucifer; he discovered his status as Tumblr Sexyman, the fanart and the fanfics. Haha... We're in danger.

[@Murderdrones-p1j]

STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY WAFFLE FRIES! Got me good 😂😂😂❤

[@_Rozzie_]

YES I LOVED THE LAST ONE AND THIS IS AMAZING Tis the silly we all need and love.

[@SarahGriff-o6b]

"I can not take this anymore its time for us to go TO WA-"*has here gun Alastor, 2024

[@justatheorist.3864]

1:29 Sure i am, what's your point?

[@SuperMafioBros]

DO I SMELL A GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE?!?!

[@justatheorist.3864]

@@SuperMafioBros Yes, here have some deer teeth!

[@Chaoschaosjevil]

​@justatheorist.3864 YOUR INSANE!!

[@Solongsocialmedia]

Sure i am what's your point?​@Chaoschaosjevil

[@Boo-j3d]

Alastor: "Don't hold on to people just because you have a history together" Lucifer: "She's my daughte-" Alastor: "nOt AnYmOrE" That.. that part... it- i- it caught me off guard so badly

[@Saori111]

1:13 "You don't have to check your Spotify, YOU'RE the most PLAYED this year!" THIS IS LITERAL VIOLATION bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@Nico-Di-Angelo-price-of-death]

"I'm sorry I left you on read, I didn't mean to open it" That's so me-

[@LiaScamander]

Okay, 2 things… 1. NOT HIM POINTING AT THE TV AND SAYING ‘YOU’RE STILL A BITCH’ 2. 0:30 GOT ME CRYING😂😂

[@levitaliaferro]

Lucifer: shes my daughter Alastor:not anymo-!!

[@Stup1d0t02.0-n]

Yoooo SAMS fan????

[@TheGreatBadCat]

"She's my daughter?" "NOT ANYMORE"

[@AmaneLikesSalsa]

Please... Someone give alastor the waffle fries

[@Ihaveadhd5]

"If you ever feel dumb just remember you're probably right"

[@FallonMcaleavey]

"my doctor said I only had three days to live so I killed him and the judge gave me 50 years"Most Alastor thing to say

[@acedreamer2004]

Oh man I love these kinds of videos, they’re so funny

[@-StorytellerShorts-]

0:37 me playing a math quiz

[@NickyHuerta-m7s]

I could watch this for 30 whole minutes

[@charlottethornley5433]

"She's my daughter!" NOT ANYMORE-

[@Lunar-ns3pe]

0:31 me with my chicken wings when the meat won't come out

[@DisneyKelly28]

2:13 I understood that reference!!

[@10two9two2]

0:19 “Wait Wa-“

[@BreakfastCatArt]

1:44 "I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH." same alastor, same

[@Yeonjuns_respect07]

“Alcohol is gay because you can’t think straight”-alastor 2024