What adds to the hilarity is that Russell laughs at his own jokes. Love it!
@caroljo4202 жыл бұрын
I liked the one that made him blush!!! He's so cute when he blushes....
@HalfdeadRider2 жыл бұрын
@Furious Styles You've changed! 😥
@claire20882 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed with the guy who knows the statue of liberty came from france at least :)
@charg1nmalaz0r512 жыл бұрын
Americans are evolving!
@stevec64272 жыл бұрын
He does think France is in Texas though
@charg1nmalaz0r512 жыл бұрын
@@stevec6427 i can see the confusion 🤣
@TomGodson952 жыл бұрын
@@charg1nmalaz0r51 😂
@Shebeast32 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@thexalon2 жыл бұрын
I would like to apologize for the magnetic lady on behalf of the sane minority here in Ohio, USA.
@paolagrando50792 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you have to put up with such people.
@Robynhoodlum2 жыл бұрын
Solidarity from Wisconsin/Minnesota.
@webtoedman2 жыл бұрын
Especially as keys are usually made of brass...non magnetic.
@sphereitis24332 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for that
@msmockturtle49212 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@randibgood2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to tell that group of "back up singers" that farts aren't contagious. Also, Big Bird has been promoting vaccines since 1972.
@RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason2 жыл бұрын
Fart contagion is the same as yawn contagion. one yawn all yawn.
@gamecoolguy6192 жыл бұрын
"It is like" does not mean it is the exact same...
@godamid48892 жыл бұрын
@@gamecoolguy619 cool. Thanks for that basic comprehension of English.
@godamid48892 жыл бұрын
@スケルスケル our society our choice.
@minjjis2 жыл бұрын
@スケルスケル do u have the same attitude towards abortions?
@avacatherine56462 жыл бұрын
“Can somebody explain this?” She says while clearly struggling to stick the magnet to her neck.
@kristiskinner85422 жыл бұрын
They should have told her "yeah I can explain it, you're just stupid"
@brianpeterson3322 жыл бұрын
The lady's expression behind her :D Priceless 6:56
@stephenmcguire19352 жыл бұрын
Only in the USA lol
@wolfcat19982 жыл бұрын
"Can you explain this?" Yeah, you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
@ThreeRunHomer Жыл бұрын
“Can somebody explain this?” Your father dropped you on your head when you were a baby.
@meckerhesseausfrankfurt40192 жыл бұрын
Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.
@joannagomes15472 жыл бұрын
Hmmm sounds like a trini man, cheat cheat and horn lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹, all yuh behave nah, still love my fellow trini, trini 2d bone
@Longtack552 жыл бұрын
Beriberi is a cause of swollen scrotum. Seek nutritional advice BEFORE you need the largest wheelbarrow.
@Robynhoodlum2 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments looking for this! Correlation does not equal causation!
@gamecoolguy6192 жыл бұрын
Severe side effect from the vaccine also yield the same result...
@221b-Maker-Street2 жыл бұрын
@@Longtack55 An unfeasibly large wheelbarrow...
@storywala882 жыл бұрын
I love the lady's reaction behind the supposed to be magnetic lady 😂
@markroberts29432 жыл бұрын
Rohan Sharma, completely agree, priceless 😂☘️🖕
@forthesakeofsanity2 жыл бұрын
I know she looked rightfully frightened 😂 im scared of how brain-lame they are, too
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
@Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class
@davel95142 жыл бұрын
@Furious Styles Yeah, let me know when you've taken you're first grade science class about which metals are attracted by magnets
@stevec64272 жыл бұрын
@Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want. Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron. I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location
@dinoshot46822 жыл бұрын
Anti- Vaxxers: "Vaccines make you magnetic." My inner 12 year old self: "That sounds cool!"
@antman24432 жыл бұрын
I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(
@alberttatlock82442 жыл бұрын
No one said anything about been magnetic. Twitter educated pinball wizard
@rebeccamurray91962 жыл бұрын
They do in some people. Seen it first hand
@kiwihib2 жыл бұрын
@@alberttatlock8244 I hear there is a vaccine available at the Rovers, Albert.
@alberttatlock82442 жыл бұрын
@@kiwihib Nice one. I'll have half a mild and a Betty's hotpot with mine.
@micko111542 жыл бұрын
Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you. USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao
@raibyo2 жыл бұрын
There's also the guy who used a coin. He probably didn't realize coins aren't also made of ferrous metal.
@micko111542 жыл бұрын
@スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about??? You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???
@PeterJavi2 жыл бұрын
@@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.
@knighthunter17912 жыл бұрын
Ferromagnet lives matter too
@micko111542 жыл бұрын
@@PeterJavi lol yeh yr right :P
@kxjx2 жыл бұрын
Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.
@ResurrectingJiriki2 жыл бұрын
Poe's Law is strong in this one..
@ext10132 жыл бұрын
If only covid virus smells like fart, the world will not suffer this long.
@johnosb47772 жыл бұрын
@@ext1013 im sure it smells somewhat like vinegar
@ThreeRunHomer Жыл бұрын
But do farts make you magnetic?
@kxjx Жыл бұрын
@@ThreeRunHomer me not so far but I am still trying every day
@nbarnes62252 жыл бұрын
Could have happily lived my whole life without hearing the phrase "love custard." 🙃
@decodolly15352 жыл бұрын
You prefer the old-school "fuck muck"?
@samn64982 жыл бұрын
@@decodolly1535 nah, slummy cummy
@primalconvoy2 жыл бұрын
Baby gravy?
@BradleyParrisFM2 жыл бұрын
Knob sweat?
@arthurtheslime93592 жыл бұрын
You are all terrible. I love it.
@susanc.20962 жыл бұрын
Now I can't stop thinking of hospital staff attached to MRI machines due to being vaccinated 🤣🤣
@kokyyyy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. No.
@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy2 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who already made me afraid of hospitals 🏥... 😝
@lorrainemerry86612 жыл бұрын
Lol
@knighthunter17912 жыл бұрын
"Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI." *MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*
@susanc.20962 жыл бұрын
@@knighthunter1791 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 👍
@XrDragonix2 жыл бұрын
The (right side) woman's face when the magnetic lady put that key on herself was my exact expression pft
@maxcovfefe2 жыл бұрын
7:18 That was priceless! No one expected her magic to fail so hard. "Lady Magneto stuck a toaster to her head!!"
@moxgirl52 жыл бұрын
Russell's Kiwi accent still sounds more Australian xD But it's typical of us to knock a barricade down and then politely put it back up though hahah.
@davespanksalot84132 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, so true. I remember the Dildo Baggins event. That was one of my faves.
@jameshodgkins5592 жыл бұрын
I don’t need a vaccine because I already have had the virus 🤣🤣 hilarious 😆
@jameshodgkins5592 жыл бұрын
Jabbing healthy kids 😂🤣😂😂🤪
@sanaioelu8262 жыл бұрын
Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣
@goodgame33742 жыл бұрын
That was awesome
@helipeek27362 жыл бұрын
I expect Boris thinks “Cardie B” is his second best fireside wool based lounge wear.
@gordonstrong52322 жыл бұрын
I got my booster last week and I'm gutted to report that my nuts are no more massive than usual
@sarahf41612 жыл бұрын
Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!
@christinamann36402 жыл бұрын
And I couldn’t instantly draw my keys to me like an accio spell with my magnetic powers.
@skyes73692 жыл бұрын
@@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???
@Robynhoodlum2 жыл бұрын
@@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!
@gordonstrong52322 жыл бұрын
@@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases? I like those odds!
@davesmith21942 жыл бұрын
Think we needed Russell Howard to make the news every Thursday night since march 2019.
@Shebeast32 жыл бұрын
yes!
@poet62442 жыл бұрын
Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!! Great content mate keep em' coming! Peace!
@EvilFookaire2 жыл бұрын
Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!" Sane person: "How did you get here?" Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car." Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"
@tom2010902 жыл бұрын
Loved the Kiwi Protest clip...and the reporter's dig at American's!
@DGDfan132 жыл бұрын
Watching the Kiwis fix the barrier they broke contrasted with the lunacy that was January 6th, 2021 in America broke me in so many ways My nation lol
@dandygirl62 жыл бұрын
just an amazing country tho
@action19762 жыл бұрын
Did you sleep through the BLM riots??? 30 people dead and over 2 billion dollars of damage from the mostly peaceful but fiery protests.
@nicopheiffer97932 жыл бұрын
The second coming of Trump. Watch this space ....Payback !!!
@princeendymion90442 жыл бұрын
@@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock
@nicopheiffer97932 жыл бұрын
@@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.
@SussexSandra2 жыл бұрын
I can’t remember the last time i laughed until i cried. I so needed that after a shitty day at work.
@mattoneill90032 жыл бұрын
You need to to get out more 😂😂😂😂
@SussexSandra2 жыл бұрын
@@mattoneill9003 Not with this amount of total idiots out there. I’ll stay safe and vaccinated on my little world thanks 🤗
@pijin132 жыл бұрын
@@SussexSandra Jesus wepppppt 🤦♂️ you enjoy yaself with that Sussex Sandra 😭😭😭😭
@xvofusions82792 жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE MENTAL HOSPITALS
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
We have one, it's called the world
@mysticgaming24552 жыл бұрын
Need a "special unit" for the anti vaxxers
@Miss-Anne-Thrope2 жыл бұрын
I believe it's called parliament 😋
@alistairmcinnes54332 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention
@skyes73692 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans Google scholar is your friend.
@stocktonjoans2 жыл бұрын
whoever made the thumbnail for this missed a trick when they didn't go with "Live, Laugh, Lurgy"
@jackmaehoph48222 жыл бұрын
For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...
@kylemachado17702 жыл бұрын
classic robot chicken
@dragoncivicnola2 жыл бұрын
They key thing was extra funny given how most keys in the USA are made of nonferrous alloys like brass and are about as magnetic as...well...she is.
@shaneeslick2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same with those using coins 😂
@witchypeoniflorallungs30442 жыл бұрын
They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-
@raibyo2 жыл бұрын
@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Definitely slept through her elementary school science class.
@witchypeoniflorallungs30442 жыл бұрын
@@raibyo I wish
@kellydalstok89002 жыл бұрын
@@raibyo OR she’s homeschooled
@georgecaplin90752 жыл бұрын
“I’m 41!” Magnificently concise way to take the p155 out of yourself.
@LaureninGermany2 жыл бұрын
It was so funny!
@spark37612 жыл бұрын
I saw she was found to be lying and was reprimanded for spreading false information
@DouglasParkinson2 жыл бұрын
"You can't have good sex if you're dead". I dunno, there are people into that weird shit, at least a few of them work in morgues.
@Robynhoodlum2 жыл бұрын
As Russell pointed out in the video.
@meetaverma83722 жыл бұрын
But the dead ones won't know
@pixiesouter94192 жыл бұрын
I love that Russel Howard physically ages and yet his sense of humour/laugh hit 8year old and stopped.
@ab-jx4qs2 жыл бұрын
I doubt he has fully matured yet. Probably still thinks he is still at school.
@MrKbonez2 жыл бұрын
Hes a performer, he's catering to the mentality of his audience. Bunch of simpletons who "Luv me fart jokes, hate me Tories"
@ColaSpandex2 жыл бұрын
@@MrKbonez Aren't you a member of his audience? You watched this video didn't you?
@beendoneagain2 жыл бұрын
That is because his audience has the average age of an 8 year old!
@beendoneagain2 жыл бұрын
@@MrKbonez Spot on bud, just more political spin thinly veiled as humour. The sheep love him!
@MizGizma2 жыл бұрын
Well ... I guess its good to know that my country hasn't cornered the market on idiocy just yet.
@freddiepitts76112 жыл бұрын
Technically, we are resaponsible for sending your first idiots across!
@rhyshow34622 жыл бұрын
@@freddiepitts7611 thats why we sent them across, we just didn't reasilse the internet would exist
@julesmasseffectmusic2 жыл бұрын
@@rhyshow3462 they were expected to die out. They couldnt farm FFS.
@vickibrown84902 жыл бұрын
If Russell did the news (like this) every night, we’d all tune in!
@reedy85852 жыл бұрын
I'd argue the jokers on the news do a better job.
@Shebeast32 жыл бұрын
hells yes
@joepublic72642 жыл бұрын
Really!
@MrKbonez2 жыл бұрын
That just shows your ignorance. You prefer opinion over fact
@kris26722 жыл бұрын
Wow so wise, thanks Mr KZbin person you have opened my eyes
@_lux_aeterna_2 жыл бұрын
The vaccine never caused any of my 3 balls any problems needed that Russel you never fail to put a smile on my face 🖒
@JaackMilk2 жыл бұрын
My 4 balls deflated bro. That may of been the botox though😔
@NonIntrovertial2 жыл бұрын
@@JaackMilk not the steroids?
@Raych6662 жыл бұрын
How many balls did you have before the vaccine? 🤔
@JaackMilk2 жыл бұрын
@@Raych666 21
@henryjarvis82132 жыл бұрын
If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body. However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful
@xxkvck2 жыл бұрын
I love it when he does something so unhinged himself, he looses the fuckin plot and can't speak xD
@Shebeast32 жыл бұрын
same it's so good lmao
@xxkvck2 жыл бұрын
@@Shebeast3 it reminds me to smile and realise there's some things in this world that aren't so bad 😂😂
@talos23842 жыл бұрын
People who take health advice from celebrities deserve to be victims of natural selection.
@joecirin70252 жыл бұрын
give it a few hours, shouldnt be long
@pureblooded38772 жыл бұрын
-Celebrity worship is linked with low IQ. -Celebrities are telling the sheep to get vaccinated -The sheep follow them Why am I not surprised
@graveytrain13012 жыл бұрын
Who is pushing these vaccines?
@knighthunter17912 жыл бұрын
@@graveytrain1301 pushing?
@atex61752 жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm hoping this is sarcasm otherwise it's complete hypocrisy
@KeithWWatson2 жыл бұрын
It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol
@tamcon722 жыл бұрын
It's not US news: It's FOX "News," not a real news outlet. Or so they have claimed in court.
@lydiajulianprower83562 жыл бұрын
Nice to see I wasn't the only one that noticed.
@sambonnick5592 жыл бұрын
Since seeing this I have decided to be a fully vaccinated magnetic antivaxer . Life is complete.
@nikiTricoteuse2 жыл бұрын
Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.
@nikiTricoteuse2 жыл бұрын
@Sophia Estella No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!
@ravenkingofthedarkness76312 жыл бұрын
"i suppose nana did like cupcakes" I fucking died. XD I love Russ and his stories.
@6Fiona6_P_62 жыл бұрын
I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏
@susanfarley13322 жыл бұрын
My first thought when hearing that guy had swollen equipment is that maybe he had a case of the mumps.
@christinamann36402 жыл бұрын
You are more charitable than the one who thought he contracted something ELSE that would be a good reason to call off the wedding 😆
@pamelacass96422 жыл бұрын
Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.
@tiredmummy75122 жыл бұрын
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not entitled to force it on someone else.
@ananamu22482 жыл бұрын
We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not
@teresatv92092 жыл бұрын
Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!
@mrkennerz2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@charg1nmalaz0r512 жыл бұрын
@@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3XbnJ-lf5Jnoac
@ciaranperry46772 жыл бұрын
@@teresatv9209 Mindless appeals to authority without scrutiny of intent, cross referencing, contextual understandings of data or critical thought arn't particularly credible either.
@ThroatSore2 жыл бұрын
That man in Trinidad, how do I vote for him? Legend.
@joannagomes15472 жыл бұрын
More like lame lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
@wolfjarlgrbane57712 жыл бұрын
You hit our idiots Dead in the magnet, NY and love your show.
@christinamann36402 жыл бұрын
Got double jabbed but sad to say I’m not Magneto. It STILL takes me a couple minutes to find my keys.
@caspence562 жыл бұрын
Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.
@fookorf2 жыл бұрын
We know, mate. We just like taking the piss out of the Trumpers.
@margretemargrete112 жыл бұрын
You do know Trump is not an antivaxer?
@allen55132 жыл бұрын
@@fookorf so what if you're right wing but don't like Tump so what that make me????
@allen55132 жыл бұрын
@@margretemargrete11 mate he Tump be vaccine I know that just show you how thick some people are. 😂😂😂😂🤡
@allen55132 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans up your little boy
@itookallthenames2 жыл бұрын
Woman in blue shirts face at 7:00 is all of us
@michaelbooth28902 жыл бұрын
Yes she was hilarious.
@robertozgauk2 жыл бұрын
U'r bloody good mate Thank u for ur honesty and comedy 👊
@cynthiapinto1982 жыл бұрын
Some people are such nut cases. Well done Russell.
@gordonstrong52322 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then? Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?
@samn64982 жыл бұрын
@__ UK doctors are on salary. They don't get any money at all from big pharma.
@gordonstrong52322 жыл бұрын
@@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition
@fookorf2 жыл бұрын
@Chris Evans the world isn't quite as simple as you think it is, f00l. You keep believing conspiracy cranks and holistic BS peddlers.
@mrseaweed882 жыл бұрын
When he talked about Peppa pig I laughed so hard I nearly did a muddy puddle 🤣🤣🤣
@nonamenoname-vl4el2 жыл бұрын
Only double-vaxxed, Riuss? Haven’t got your fourth top-up yet?
@layna-heyhey2 жыл бұрын
So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.
@superblackbirdrider2 жыл бұрын
My advice would be to brush your teeth more often 😬
@coolboy54282 жыл бұрын
Wearing clothes keeps people warm in a cold country.
@charg1nmalaz0r512 жыл бұрын
@@coolboy5428 lmao i love it, plus people dont appreciate things flopping around freely down there
@layna-heyhey2 жыл бұрын
@@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.
@coolboy54282 жыл бұрын
@@layna-heyhey Well terdbrain, nudity is legal in public.
@AngelicusImmortus2 жыл бұрын
The Jim Henson brand did sue the news station over that segment and won.
@thebee84152 жыл бұрын
Good information, thanks.
@agnieszkawierzbicka19572 жыл бұрын
Russell Howard ,first comedian fact checker 😵💉😂😂😂
@Crushonius2 жыл бұрын
so he is wrong a lot ? its kinda mean to compare him to a fact checker i mean he is wrong sometimes not most of the time
@wolfcat19982 жыл бұрын
Apparently they've never realized that keys and US coins are non-magnetic to begin with.
@chrisprescott22732 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this show (I'm an American so that explains that) ,but I absolutely love it.
@KiwiHelpgeek2 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Minaj's name my brain changes it to Nick Minger.
@primalconvoy2 жыл бұрын
Considering the content of many of her songs, I'd say you weren't far off...
@Hysteria20032 жыл бұрын
Nicki Jizzminj
@Rizwaan1222 жыл бұрын
She is a minger tho
@AlisonBryen2 жыл бұрын
No word of a lie my head changes it to Nicki Minge.
@hecateswolf60072 жыл бұрын
I'm sure as the years pass that this video will age very well 😲
@greatdaneacdc2 жыл бұрын
I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it ! As if people would fall for that!Lol😄
@mcfcguvnors2 жыл бұрын
like that idiot would know the side effects of vax in trinidad he took it cos sly news told him to ir he loses a lucrative TV contract
@jimmyb14512 жыл бұрын
The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist. Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona? Also the left: laughs along at shit like this. Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well. Not that it'll make any difference.
@mackinacisland38252 жыл бұрын
As an American I am so embarrassed. I am at a loss as to why so many people have lost their minds.
@buschg71062 жыл бұрын
Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing
@mallow1732 жыл бұрын
Holy crap dude....you are an absolute HOOT!! Then again, i am of the belief that the UK is the birthplace of the Laugh!!
@honeybadger2986 Жыл бұрын
The most impressive thing we’ve done is avoid myocarditis and “dying suddenly”.
@Iombardia Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@stevedavies30582 жыл бұрын
Give Russell a job on the news at 10 would be Class 😁😂😷
@Wrecker3D2 жыл бұрын
Give him a small section in the news or 5 - 10min block after the news "In todays (totally normal) news" -deliberately coughing where brackets are placed
@iseenochains-oops78632 жыл бұрын
True - he's biased enough for bbc
@Opti-Mystic2 жыл бұрын
A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.
@TheThird19772 жыл бұрын
*Pissing good start. "Bloody" good start would be for sanitary pads.
@frankfisher992 жыл бұрын
We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it
@TheThird19772 жыл бұрын
@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one). Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.
@Opti-Mystic2 жыл бұрын
@@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs. Unless you're Chicken?
@iseenochains-oops78632 жыл бұрын
@@TheThird1977 nonsense.
2 жыл бұрын
The bit from New Zealand really got me :)
@kylelacey80362 жыл бұрын
I love Russell Howard and desperately want to meet him
@PrivateDevilZenchannel2 жыл бұрын
9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.
@jamesking80652 жыл бұрын
wow,how did you come to find that out
@christinamann36402 жыл бұрын
I’m so regretting Russel Howard not getting this info. I’m picturing him discussing this scene of scientific dedication.
@TheNefastor2 жыл бұрын
So the correct answer to those chanting cretards would be : "you say that like it's a bad thing" 😀
@RUBBER_BULLET2 жыл бұрын
That experiment sounds about as reliable as a PCR test.
@TheNefastor2 жыл бұрын
@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.
@johnnybigg77722 жыл бұрын
This will age beautifully
@hecateswolf60072 жыл бұрын
No it won't!
@YensecaTube2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much my vaccine inflated balls hurt
@jumbobiscuits15102 жыл бұрын
Nothing says hilarious like planting fake studio audience cackling in the background. Such funny much comedy! 🤣
@Fluffykeith2 жыл бұрын
I remember that Big Bird clip they showed. It’s from an old Robot Chicken skit about Bird Flu.
@sarahbell88862 жыл бұрын
Really wish this had all been spun as patriotism early on.... Be patriotic and wear a mask/get the jab. Do it for yourself, loved ones and your fellow citizens!
@Caramelle582 жыл бұрын
Love Russell ❤️ Wish I would have refused to wear a mask when working as an anesthesiologist
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
Yet, you put a mask on others?
@hks23772 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 It’s sarcasm. Anti- maskers don’t cry, “carbon dioxide poisoning!” on behalf of healthcare workers, who wear much more restrictive masks, ALL DAY- because when a dental hygienist is leaning towards their face, suddenly they DO believe & understand germ theory. They benefit from those around them willing to make a small sacrifice to protect them, while they get to act like spoiled brats & refuse to help- as hospitals see another avoidable surge & more people needlessly lose family members or end up with long Covid… because, “TyRAnNy!”
@SamuelBlack842 жыл бұрын
@@hks2377 Not my problem
@coolboy54282 жыл бұрын
@@hks2377 THey don't wear them that much and the masks are to prevent food, or moustache hairs or saliva dropping out.
@HOTD108_2 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 Not wearing a mask directly endangers millions of innocent people. If you don't think that's a problem, then you're a monster.
@TheSarcasticEngineer2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the big bird vom thing was hilarious 🤣
@The_Reality_Filter2 жыл бұрын
why would you feel the need to lie about that?
@TheSarcasticEngineer2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Reality_Filter because lots of people are superficiallying tribal, the idea you find fox news entertaining will boil their blood and I can't be bothered with their delicate nature.
@LaureninGermany2 жыл бұрын
How how how has KZbin only just suggested this channel to me?!!? I must have been a good girl recently. I’m laughing my head off. The neighbours aren’t used to this.
@kellycowley35352 жыл бұрын
“By themselves, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s giant balls can’t tell us anything about the COVID-19 vaccine.” ~ Shaun
@johnwatkins38242 жыл бұрын
7:11 lady used a key to prove magnetism. That particular key blank is made of brass with nickel plate. Non ferrous metal CANNOT stick to a magnet!!!
@Fantic1562 жыл бұрын
You've changed my view on cupcakes forever ... FFS, and Apple feckin' Crumble now ...
@nitzyblack61432 жыл бұрын
Russell keeps me in stitches 😂
@kennethmacgregor-Gregorach2 жыл бұрын
Two things that never get old: This video and antivaxxers.
@CyberBeep_kenshi2 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha
@skyes73692 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.
@skyes73692 жыл бұрын
@@martinrees4933 I’m sure you possess the skills to Google that yourself mate. If you don’t, ask your carer for help.
@joepublic72642 жыл бұрын
@@skyes7369 keep taking your jabs
@BenMaguireLONEWOLF99892 жыл бұрын
@@martinrees4933 Ah, yes. Because Dictionaries don't exist, you ask a stranger on the Internet.
@nicnaknoc2 жыл бұрын
Wear a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers, virus gonna virus 🎶🤡
@Electro-nics2 жыл бұрын
That New Zealand protest I wish they were like that everywhere lol
@bryannicholls2002 жыл бұрын
Boris to Nicki " Come have some of my Eton Mess " any school chum of Maggie is all right with me.
@derpaderpy49312 жыл бұрын
Anti-vaxxers: Vaccines make you magnetic! Me: Well maybe you should vaccinate then, that way you'll be attractive for the first time in your life.
@ronniehotdogs20072 жыл бұрын
No beauty on the inside of you eh?
@derpaderpy49312 жыл бұрын
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception. Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.
@ronniehotdogs20072 жыл бұрын
@@derpaderpy4931 why did you decide to get injected?
@derpaderpy49312 жыл бұрын
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job. Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.
@ronniehotdogs20072 жыл бұрын
@@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?
@CamMcGinn19812 жыл бұрын
Explain why the magnet sticks to me.... oh, the woman in the blue shirt. LOL.
@lizstubbs29692 жыл бұрын
Haha they thought it made them magnetic I've heard it all now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@julieemmison82372 жыл бұрын
When big bird is listened to and real virologists are censored
@kristiskinner85422 жыл бұрын
Which doesnt happen🙄
@mrscary31052 жыл бұрын
I live in America... we grow vast fields of free-range stupid. (Someone please take a sickle & don't replant)
@roadtoserfdom30202 жыл бұрын
4 weeks ago? Seriously? I started thinking this must have been like a year ago due to how ridiculous it sounds with what we now know about masks and much more.
@FlushGorgon2 жыл бұрын
It's a compilation of older bits.
@TheNefastor2 жыл бұрын
2:15 I hope they preserve this bit of video for the next ten thousand years 😀
@HubertCumbadale02 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter
@HomoLegalMedic Жыл бұрын
Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine. I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.
@JK_JK_JK Жыл бұрын
@@HomoLegalMedic Propaganda spam bot has been detected! Alert!
@HomoLegalMedic Жыл бұрын
@JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right? But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
@JK_JK_JK Жыл бұрын
@@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy. But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
@BAsed_AFro Жыл бұрын
@@HomoLegalMedic Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.
@AzguardMike2 жыл бұрын
in regards to the nicky tweet about her friends testi being swollen, i can confirm it can happen. Mine got red and became unbareably itchy. I went to the GP who sent me to hospital. They gave me a steroid cream and said its a side effect of the vaccine. Not impotent at all. And because i had to apply that cream "generously" over the day .... yeah, there was a very obvious .... "tent" ... that got people looking. And i'm not complaining either! My manager even had a laugh over it with me. Manager :"can you reach that or shall i go on my knees?" the amount of crazy shit the anti vaxers, and anti covid vaxers say, is truely crazy. From "it kill you" to "you become impotent." They move the goal posts all the time, its crazy.
@yoyo219262 жыл бұрын
did you just admit the vax made your balls hurt?
@owainhopkins22382 жыл бұрын
I could link you to the foi data saying only 17k people directly died from covid in UK to date. Others involved pre existing comorbidities
@dnc21152 жыл бұрын
Considering the safety data of the "vaccine" trial is yet to be released I wouldn't go near the things, but if you want to find people injured from it, they exist, don't discard the impact on their health as hogwash
@margretemargrete112 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂now do the vaxers,do the vaxer,do the vaxers!
@heyysimone2 жыл бұрын
Ok i love living in new zealand, even our protesters arent that shit hahaha
@LockheartCrow Жыл бұрын
5:30 We’re all going to Hell for laughing at that one
@LovingJo2 жыл бұрын
Love you Russ!! 😄❤️❤️
@SaltySamYouTubeSensation2 жыл бұрын
the nicki/ boris beef is the funniest thing to ever happen in my lifetime like i am sorry what even happened there
@sysop2242 жыл бұрын
We're good like that in NZ, LOL
@Opti-Mystic2 жыл бұрын
Haha yes. I did the same thing at an anti oil-drilling protest in Welly a few years ago. Not to be polite, but bcoz those barriers have nasty feet that hurt u if u fall on em. It's just self preservation. The po lice are well clear of the danger.
@christinamann36402 жыл бұрын
Hoping you get to keep it that way, but these things get scary - trust me 🇨🇦☹️
@j-wizzhathorn6742 жыл бұрын
'Genetic predisposition to liberty'? What!?
@flowergirl46122 жыл бұрын
Sleepy gonna sleep 🤣🤣🤣 that was great.
@danielmacdougall26972 жыл бұрын
"jumping up and down in muddy puddles" will never be the same again .......... 🙏