Crazy Beer League Hockey Fight

Guy two hand tomahawks someone in the head with his stick and then tries to skate away for his life before being "hit" with the consequences

[@jwj8201]

That door slam has meme potential. It feels so poetic.

[@emiliobrogno6111]

was dangerous as hell tho

[@jerricakohn5708]

Corey Perry chasing after Bedard's mom and then....

[@MessageMan4225]

@@jerricakohn5708let the joke die bruh…

[@michaelfrancis3558]

That door slam didn't even do anything. The other player managed to push him before he got there and he slammed into the boards instead of the door.

[@jdogghizzy2606]

What even started it?

[@autodbcs2667]

That guy will never live down trying to skate for the safety of the locker room.

[@timk.3286]

right, swings his stick like a tough and then runs for the door like a bitch and just to have it slammed in his face, Legendary

[@markkinz7913]

LOL THAT DOOR SLAM WAS LEGENDARY

[@CrackpotSports]

I like that his teammates didn't really defend him, you can't use your stick as a weapon, you'll pay the price if you do.

[@marcanthonybattenberg7636]

I don't like that, I played hockey, it didn't matter what your teammate did, you back him up and if it means a fight, you fight.

[@CrackpotSports]

@@marcanthonybattenberg7636 I would agree, you keep him from getting beat up, but I wouldn't want him on my team after that

[@devinnovak4781]

I played hockey too and completely agree. It doesn't matter what your teammate did, you don't let him get jumped, even if it's 1 on 1 and he's getting worked, you step in to stop it. His teammates looked like a bunch of pussies. If I were the guy who got jumped, I'd find a new league and team. Your gutless teammates showed you that you're on your own out there.

[@jwj8201]

Yeah, because you are probably the idiot that was doing the dumb shit.@@marcanthonybattenberg7636

[@timk.3286]

@@marcanthonybattenberg7636 fuck him, this is Beer League, not the NHL. A guy does that, usually both teams have at him until he leaves and doesnt come back

[@ibieiniid4240]

guy: swings stick entire other team: *TARGET ACQUIRED*

[@brendonmcg8763]

Door guy might be 2023s person of the year.

[@Mr22Ram]

Props to the guy slamming the door in his face😂

[@9caplad]

That was f*&%ed up

[@khdcraven]

@@9caplad no it wasn't

[@chaka1045]

Nah, that’s karma in human form.

[@harperusyt420]

that was justice😂😂

[@keptquiet]

Very meme-able. Soundtrack options abound. I’d go with SLAM! Let the boys be boys. Etc etc.

[@dave0267]

Childish for sure, I played beer league for 45 years, we never pretended that the Scouts where in the stands, our motto was, The beer taste just as good winning or losing as long as you try your best on the ice . “IT WAS FOR FUN AND CAMARADERIE “

[@SpenyGreenwoodie]

Holy hell he dug his own grave swinging his stick like a friggin lumberjack but the boys then sent him to the Dantes 11th, 12th and final level of hell

[@jessedumoulin8913]

Dude must not have learned anything from that either, judging by him dealing out a handful of spears afterwards

[@tomthebomb557]

There are only 9 levels of Hell in Dante's Inferno...so make it 7th, 8th and 9th levels he was sent to.

[@rand8527]

But there were no suspensions though right? Average people who pay to play in the league have to police themselves. Meanwhile the league and refs collect cash and just sit back because they’re not liable because everyone signed their life away.

[@SpenyGreenwoodie]

@tomthebomb557 lol thxs buddy I didn't even know but now I do 😅

[@timk.3286]

@@jessedumoulin8913 that was his teammates doing that

[@AW-sh1ce]

My favourite part about this is the Xmas music that just keeps playing in the back. Excellent fighting music.

[@tstrupp24]

its "why cant we be friends"

[@jayp.6166]

What a bish move lol Tomahawks a guy in the head and then tries to skate off the ice....DENIED.

[@markcusimano]

The guy who bust his stick over some guys head but couldn't skate away fast enough after doing it! F'ing hilarious! 😅😅😅😅

[@itiswhatitisbubba]

When someone brings whiskey to beer league

[@j41500]

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast.

[@Dan-kr1hh]

That closing door killed a guy!

[@socalhockey72]

There were horses, and a man on fire... and Brick killed a guy with a trident.

[@manaze85]

I saw that!

[@Apple_Beshy]

Mf you know that guy also whack the other person with a deadly weapon right?

[@froggyboy7280]

@@Dan-kr1hhcould’ve helped him honestly. If the door was still open he could’ve fallen into the corner where the door opens and really been hurt

[@crushingalldeceivers]

The door guy is LEGEND.

[@garymeyer4243]

Door slam guy turned it into a cage match he couldn't run from, poetic justice for using his stick like a weapon.

[@nateplace415]

You know you've mortally sinned when even your own team doesn't back you up.

[@sirich7751]

When you team mates don't care...you know you did wrong.

[@xystumpy220]

That door slam was legendary

[@jeff123088]

Everyone talking about the slash meanwhile I’m trying to do the math on exactly how small that rink is🧐😂

[@suburbanindie]

Going to say regulation NHL rink 200 x 85 through a fisheye lens which distorts the size to look smaller.

[@zamboniclean]

​@suburbanindie not even close buddy. These types of rinks are common and they are not even half the size of normal size rinks

[@zamboniclean]

Real hockey players play on full size ice. Not this studio rink crap.

[@johnkoho1245]

​@zamboniclean real hockey players play on any Ice available

[@zamboniclean]

@@johnkoho1245 ohh such a hot take. Okay let me try again. Any self respecting, in decent shape hockey player, doesn't throw on all their stinky hockey gear on to play on that size rink.... its not real hockey

[@papahenry744]

Lot of lawsuits should be placed, and none of these scrubs should ever be allowed to play hockey again in any rink.

[@jonnysnipes3123]

That dude shutting the door sent a whole another meaning to what happens on the ice stays on the ice

[@marcanthonybattenberg7636]

That guy should be removed from the rink for allowing a guy to get the shit kicked out of him. If the coward wants to run from a fight let him run

[@jonnysnipes3123]

@@marcanthonybattenberg7636 me personally who has played d1 hockey. I would have never abandoned my team mate like his guys were doing while getting punched. It would have been a full blown fist fight till fatigue ends the scrum.

[@ellegy911]

@@marcanthonybattenberg7636 he might’ve been trying to help actually… have you ever been hit into an open door? It’s bad news, I saw a guy break his collarbone that way when I was little.

[@radmarchand4751]

@@marcanthonybattenberg7636cry

[@dubsvision1831]

You gotta go back and watch what actually happened. That dude baseball swung his stick and hit 2 people at least. @@marcanthonybattenberg7636

[@truenorth1355]

I can’t believe that coward used his stick and hit somebody in the head then runs for the parking lot! He should be charged with assault!

[@SpartacusColo]

Referee: "This is fine."

[@boneseyyl1060]

I expect a hockey game to break out at any minute.

[@curbyvelociraptor6275]

"why cant we be friends" in the background makes this funnier

[@lessthanthreemetal]

Someone send this to Jared Keeso lmao

[@manaze85]

Gave him the lumber!

[@KevinBauman]

I almost forgot why I stopped play league hockey. Now I remember.

[@mulletover3832]

"After I tomahawk you I'm going to board myself!!"

[@murphypet146]

And then they all went for beers together.

[@Simonh76]

"Now yous can't leave"

[@daveg7498]

Gotta love the guy slamming the door in time!!!!!

[@dclark1870]

If your gonna start a brawl in beer league, make sure your team has more players dressed than night.

[@ryanschueneman1956]

White team= ride or die… orange team= every man for himself

[@jwj8201]

I think they all felt he had it coming, he was probably one of those dickheads nobody liked too.

[@rossmillsap]

I'm thinking the guy who swung the overhead has a habit of being like tht and his teammates were like, "No, we're doing the minimum about this."

[@thewheatness]

Not a good look to be the guy sticking up for someone who took a lumberjack stick swing to an unsuspecting player…buddy’s teammates realized he had dug his own grave and weren’t keen on hopping in with him lol

[@kv9765]

@@thewheatnessoh fuck buddy, when there’s numerous guys going after him, you fucking help doesn’t matter what he did. Buncha spineless fucks on his own team.

[@radmarchand4751]

Pink team is full of vaginas

[@retired2022]

I love it!, Reminds me of the Old Boston Braves vs. The Concord Budman games from the late 70's.

[@Moonshiner89]

Lol they started playing "Why Can't We Be Friends" over the music system

[@nicholassanchez2252]

The two guys in orange wouldn’t have made it home that night. They would have been in the hospital.

[@empire0]

"Its a fuckin beer league, what the fuck!?" Pretty much a live commentary of everyone watching this😂

[@JimKimTheIdeaHunters]

*Rink door slams “Now yous can’t leave.”🤣

[@connyjohnson855]

Classic! 🤣

[@PensInsxdr]

Someone finally blew a whistle😂

[@TheCAPITALgenius]

There’s brawls and then there’s warmup brawls and I think the distinction is important.

[@MrJtrip11]

Video Breakdown: Guy tomahawk chops player Guy races to leave ice Karma slams the door Guy faces the consequences

[@JAK3CAL]

this is some of the wildest beer league footage ive seen!

[@cowboysfromhellhockeyclub5035]

Gotta love beer league hockey. Subbed!

[@theskilledthrill6009]

I’m #28 on the pink team. Only guy trying to not let the guy on the floor die lol.

[@percocetbingus]

the team shower after that must have been awkward af

[@xbearfight]

Are you actually? I was surprised to see anybody attempt to defend him to be honest. If I'm there... I've got work in the morning, he can deal with that on his own.

[@theskilledthrill6009]

@@xbearfight yeah I just thought he literally could die and he had taken so so many straight blows to his head. I was not trying to fight the other team. But just trying to not let him die.

[@xbearfight]

@@theskilledthrill6009 good on ya. He owes you a nice dinner and everybody on your team and apology.

[@theskilledthrill6009]

@@xbearfight hahha he got banned for life from the league now.

[@FaceStuffer]

All it took was the ref blowing the whistle to start the de-escalation.

[@mike840621]

Next day at work...hey what did you do, run into a door?

[@pthorn8512]

Guys, we pay to play.

[@mr.e8432]

Lol, looks like a typical night in a men’s league I played in.

[@jmffer]

This has gotta be the best beer league bullshit on the net man, fantastic. Door close guy is legend holy shit

[@josephbifulco]

Rink guy used to get fire hoses out when we had lingering fights… Good times

[@damienchance3153]

I thought I heard the arena playing "why can we be friends" by WAR

[@mousewithwificonnection659]

Merry Christmas with happy and cheerful joys

[@stupid7648]

The guy that slammed the door shut I'm sure he's a corrections officer in a prison

[@notboblevy9752]

dude in orange just couldnt skate away fast enough.

[@wmumoose1]

That guy who comes in after he’s down and throws the left? Mmmm… I’ve replayed that shot a few times.

[@stevemcqueen15]

No one stood up for orange. Just watched him get a man lesson 😅. Props to the time keeper. Had why can’t we be friends ready to go!

[@Joe-fe2xl]

The name of the league explains it all, Beer League. Where you drink on the way to play, during the game, and after it's over and later when everyone stops at the local bar!

[@jamesskinner4752]

Big ups to whoever cued the music.

[@stevew2396]

#22 in white throws that left hook that falls a bit short of the target at 1:55, and then he drifts backwards until one of his teammates can grab him. Then he needs 3-4 teammates to hold him back for about 5 seconds until he decides he's just gonna get off the ice so he doesn't kill somebody. Steve Ott couldn't have done it much better than that.

[@chrisd2p2]

Fighting in rec league sports needs to be the same as if you attacked someone on the street. Just because the pros do it does not mean its ok in lower levels.

[@dcollier7239]

Off ice it's assault lol. "If you can't beat them in the ally your not going to beat them on the ice!" GRAPES!! We love and miss you Don. Fire Turncoat Mclean and bring Grapes back and watch the ratings soar again.

[@detangojet]

I like the dude that casually skated over and landed a tremendous left while it was dying down. Nobody in red did a thing. I’m thinking dude that swung the stick wasn’t liked much even by his own team. Left him out to dry pretty much. Rink reminded me of an old deck hockey rink in Mass. tiny.

[@ellegy911]

He was the one who got hit with the original two-handed slash that made everyone jump the guy. A guy on the red team fist bumped him afterwords haha

[@ethanjackson1824]

Maple leafs mentality

[@marcanthonybattenberg7636]

Cowards, a real hockey team would stand up for their teammate, wrong or right.

[@verifiednobody7836]

Nobody gunna talk about how they got "why cant we be friends" blasting in the background

[@JOEYRED1419]

Dude really tried a hit and run.

[@Sirdud2SickK]

if its anything like my city's beer leagues the tomawhawk guy will be playing in a game the next day at the same rink

[@Side_quests_Simon]

He won’t be swinging his stick at somebody ever again

[@i.love.the.sturniolo.tripletss]

thats beer league ? wow i didnt even notice , i thought it was a bunch of teenagers .

[@General_Crock]

Most beer league fights are in the dressing room because some dude forgot to bring the beer.😶

[@RCSkunkWorX]

Looks like there was too much beer in the bear league🤣

[@naturem10]

What rink is this at? I’d love to go over this game on livebarn

[@gologabob]

Hockey Etcetera in the middle of Montreal.

[@cannyp3]

Beautiful facility. 3 on 3 rink. Great for the kids.

[@patbrennan6572]

Looks like a small rink or is it the angle?

[@SaltySnowflakes]

Bro thought he was slick with the stick and caught a soliddddd ass beating 😂

[@milesburton6558]

Is the song playing in the arena "why can't we be friends"? Hahahaha!

[@warrencrawford5141]

Somebody didn't get the memo: Beer League means beers AFTER the game.

[@theodore1224]

the estrogen is pumping on this one.

[@iggymania2414]

Counted 8 white 6 red. We don't know the full context. Easy to side with the white, but nobody knows what happened prior to the sticking.

[@boser1212]

The axe chopper got off easy

[@jeffery672002]

So full minute in the ref decides to blow the whistle.

[@KcYukon]

Good Ole Beer 🍺 Legue man nothing changes.... did they meet in the parking lot afterwards?

[@jreigot]

Damn, thats what i call putting the etcetera in Hockey Etcetera.

[@michaelsamueldantonio]

Must be fun changing in same locker room after game.

[@auzmo]

Pretty sure at least a couple of these guys could be charged with criminal assault

[@davejones77]

Meanwhile orange goalie is in the locker room with one shoulder stuck in his jersey lmao.

[@traceychevreuil8516]

Rest in peace Adam Johnson 🙏

[@kevinhorne2646]

Both teams will now be skating 1 on 1…

[@1955canuck]

What's with the size of that rink? I've seen larger air-hockey tables! 😅lol

[@joshuayagow4265]

Door guy = Legend

[@rippedtopshelf6806]

Huh? Why aren't you coming into work again? Sorry, boss. Got my face caved in fighting in a hockey game. I'm in the hospital. We won though, so it's cool.

[@turdferguson8704]

lol my friends told me about this happening at their hockey game jsut realized its hocket etc in montreal. They described exactly this, the moment i saw the door slam i knew this wwas what they had talked about. Poetic justice.

[@FelonyEvasion]

nothing better than grown adults fighting over a game that you win absolutely nothing in besides a trophy that you dont get to keep. not including the near thousand dollars you paid to play

[@siberian13]

Looks like one of those cute little studio rinks they use for ice ballet…

[@cannyp3]

It is for 3 on 3 hockey. The ice ballet is next door. Good guess, amigo.

[@celica49]

@jomboy we need a breakdown on this video for sure!

[@lalarobert]

This rink looks like it's the size of the school bus.

[@llort7771]

He was only testing the durability of his helmet

[@jackjohnson691]

Nice Tilly Jim

[@gradbuckie]

Not a single brain cell was seen on the ice that afternoon

[@tuttifrutti2229]

2 hands slash on the head of someone, that is assault

[@notdustinschatz9357]

Classic ten thirty game

[@paulwahlstrom626]

Door guy just finished saying leave it all on the ice