Crazy German Tanks Size Comparison 3D

[@Archangel_exe]

I absolutely loved the way how you advertised Ridge Wallets without interrupting the video

[@luigirocks3075]

Lol same. I thought he was making a joke about things being expensive or something.

[@sinkopeso1707]

The hitler Eric Cartman in the last one was hilarious too

[@poluefemus]

Nice u have exactly 777 likes

[@theurbangoose6918]

Yoo point I stole my comment well it wasn’t my comment but I was gonna say it until i saw your comment but yeah I liked it also

[@pufferfish5980]

same! so creative

[@37A-s6h]

6:03 *The most powerful machine German engineers ever created*

[@tomasolabhradha7534]

Powered by a Visa engine

[@pizzadeliverylookingman6094]

Turn your credit to the backside and put the number in the comment

[@WhiteTigerH1]

@@pizzadeliverylookingman6094 XD

[@SkullandBones-js9rg]

Idiot this is advertising Here is the most powerful tank ever created by German engineers. 9:00

[@Pathetic_Dart]

@@SkullandBones-js9rg You realize this is sarcasm right

[@kevinjennings9699]

Scout: "COMMANDER, ENEMY TIGER" Commander: "thats not tiger... Thats A RIDGE WALLET, FIND COVER"

[@phoenixalexander8310]

Lol

[@S_auce]

Commander: "Men, the elastic fibers of the ridge wallet can not be pierced. Say goodbye."

[@14austyboi]

LOL

[@roniz2345]

XD

[@shoosheep183]

while it’s playing the music in the video in the background

[@didyouknow55]

I gotta admit , the germans had wild designs for these tanks , but the landkreuzerp.1500 monster is insane , didn't even know that monstrosity existed.

[@xshullaw]

Unlike the Ratte, which had some thought given into and a few parts built or at least prototyped, the Monster was purely conceptual and was mainly for propaganda, like a few other "massive tank" designs that "existed" near the end of the war.

[@Sneke-qc5xo]

​@xshullaw Bro I thought you were my alt cuz I have the sma epicurean on my alt

[@1zsn303]

Basically a Schwerer Gustav on tracks.

[@veniaminsinitski2910]

​@@1zsn303I just wanted to say that! But yes, this is literally Gustav, drowning in the giant "tank chassis"

[@ruijurassico2028]

how does someone even loses a war with those, things, thye're not tanks they're, hell idk what that is but godamnit

[@lasombra1469]

Basically the Germans were crazy enough fitting a batteship's main guns into oversized tanks

[@SO-Negative]

Someday the gonna design U-boat which goes underground

[@Gunth0r]

@@SO-Negative already produced

[@florians9949]

@@SO-Negative don’t laugth too much, the Soviet designed a flying submarin.

[@xela6349]

Well, that was the case for the Sturmtiger who was actually built, had the same diameter for shells as the Bismarck had for its guns.

[@Techizeemi]

The video only show German tank so basically the comment will be for german too,😂😂

[@game_shifter1]

2:42 that is just a backwards tractor with a gun on the front of it.

[@rossvoorheis2391]

I think you mean this year's Ferrari F1 car

[@jlambo2002]

Llmmaaoooo

[@bobocaterpillar3697]

shhhhhh!!! don't tell the secrets !!!!

[@jockin]

RIGHT!? xD

[@Skeleetrom]

That's the power of German engineering

[@monkewitbignose3238]

Just imagine hiding in a big crater, then getting crushed by a ridge wallet.

[@jrseahorse5886]

Ridge wallet is not just wallet... ridge wallet is *W E A P O N*

[@tomate_h2o]

@E • 50 years ago 6:15

[@YourFriendliestYoutuber]

Imagine being an allied soldier sprinting into battle then seeing a Schwerer Gustav 💀

[@josh05683]

Um, they captured one

[@josh05683]

@HPG1978 Soviets captured the remains to study them then scrapped them in the 1950’s

[@josh05683]

@@TotalyRandomUsername that doesn’t mean anything

[@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk]

It was actually pretty useless.

[@TheArsonist10]

​@@josh05683 No, the Nazis blew it up themselves in 1945 to prevent it from getting into Allied hands.

[@samred007]

The panzer X is just “Produced : *somewhere* ”

[@vondura6337]

by god himself

[@fpahrabael6932]

@@user-yo6dd4wd6d explains a lot...

[@glidershower]

@@user-yo6dd4wd6d _. . . worst?_ Lolz

[@ryanlam6968]

That's the smoothest sponsor message I've ever seen...

[@gaming8882]

Really

[@astral6749]

Linus is smoother

[@N9TheNoob]

@@astral6749 i agree

[@jjdrfc1185]

Watch rich rebuilds he is silky smooth

[@AlexJR122]

I was about to say that xddd

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

50% of the tanks were designed by the best German designers to ever exist. Other 50% of the tanks were designed by the same German designers, but after they drank a couple bottles of beer

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

Well often such machines were originally design by civilian engineers

[@staringgasmask]

@@tomaszzalewski4541 -hey, what do you do? +I design big buildings and bridges -Great, I need a tank +No worries, I gotcha mate *shadow of P1000 ratte starts coming from the corner at a very slow speed*

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

@@staringgasmask Bob sample Incoming I prefer soviet version: Hey what do you do I work in tractor factory And what kind of machines are you building? Eh you know those with 40mm cannon

[@eggbois6957]

DutchRaptor lol

[@maniac117]

“A couple “ may be a bit of an understatement

[@Official_Epicb6t]

LIGHT TANKS 0:08 MEDIUM TANKS 2:14 HEAVY TANKS 4:22 SUPER HEAVY TANKS 6:38 SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS 8:00

[@jodr4035]

RIDGE WALLET 6:03

[@adremalineStudios]

@@jodr4035 lol

[@Chebupel404]

7:29 maus

[@Automata_Omega]

8:00 HITLER MODE ON

[@ThefourthPistol]

Hitler: you all generals also have to remember the ecomomic aspect of war Also hitler: i want 2 of these

[@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797]

P1500 ratte has entered the chat

[@sharkquark6252]

@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 Either P1000 Ratte or P1500 Monster, but P1500 Ratte is not correct

[@wborworse]

@@sharkquark6252 pfff just create a new one

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

Germany had it's own economy

[@felix_halcs123]

"If German Doesnt Have an Economy then they wouldn't get an Economic Crisis"

[@christylord3974]

Imagine taking a German village and then seeing a battalion of ridge wallets coming towards you in the distance.

[@-HughJass-]

I laughed way more than I should have at this

[@kennyswab3311]

Im dead🤣

[@jond8013]

“Looks like Christmas came early this year” *cocks gun

[@ethansux]

Wheres the ridge wallet i cant find it :/

[@BinkyDoinkus]

MY GOD.... we might lose this battle... But not without a fight.

[@mauricio_ds2322]

6 years old boy: starts drawing a "tank" Hitler's engineer: so anyway, I started building

[@jawed4106]

@@gabrielalmeida6917 roPlox? What's that?

[@Seraphormite]

@@jawed4106 *ROBLOX* WhErE u MaKe A fAkE iMaGiNaTiOn

[@CosmoCommo04]

Quality

[@Daesarul]

@@Seraphormite also where kids get scammed in adopt me

[@kupotheisil8816]

most of them were made before hitler came to power

[@johnkittoiv2572]

The ratte looks so beautiful... The use of naval canons is just *chefs kiss*

[@px6883]

I love how one of the smallest tanks is called "bison" while the second largest is called "rat"

[@cheesejam1373]

I like the mouse

[@janaskyn]

It's mouse Rat was the p1000 bigger than mous And its German humor

[@d_d7575]

In furure, a huge tank will be called bacteria

[@T10M-]

Bc the bison is quality and the rat is quantidy

[@abdelzahra4061]

You killed Godzilla

[@agate2594]

That was the sneakiest god damn sponsor im not even mad

[@AmazingViz]

😁😁😁

[@namjonn2638]

@@AmazingViz that's my favourite tank, I really like it tbh

[@yuehaowu]

The wallet is a tank

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

Tbh ut is a nice tank

[@HowdyHartholz]

Big right after the ridge wallet was a break for a KZbin ad.. 🙄

[@The_Last_Norman]

Every respected Historian: Had Germany developed the Ridge wallet before the allies they could've turned the tide.

[@jerwindemavibas881]

But by the end of the war, the luftwaffe is almost non-existent to support the tanks

[@The_Last_Norman]

@@jerwindemavibas881 The ridges slick durable design could've protected the tanks from the ground.

[@goen5601]

That thing on 6:08, just enough of those you can build an army. (lol Joke of course)

[@ultima913]

Best comment ever! Eight out of ten Wehrmacht soldiers agree.

[@kinglukluk3016]

German - brilliant with engineering back then. Then Allied stole and enhanced their design...

[@faustasio-gz4oy]

Tanks you for the video!💪

[@AmazingViz]

My pleasure!

[@jordy2299]

20mm is a big cannon 80mm is huge! Schwerer Gustav: 80 cm

[@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21]

Let's go for a meter

[@eshwarevan]

Let’s go for a kilometre

[@SO-Negative]

If you can't shoot living cows out of it it ain't big enough

[@jordy2299]

@@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 it’s “a meter” not “an meter”. Let me teach you this, it’s very simple and it will improve your English. If a word begins with a vowel, these are: a,e,i,o,u,y, then you use “an” for example: an oven an English breakfast If a word starts with a consonant: b,c,d,etc... you use “a” for example: a car a person If you’re not sure if it’s a vowel or a consonant, try pronouncing three of them in a row. You can’t pronounce three consonants, but you can pronounce three vowels. For example: You can pronounce: aaa You can’t pronounce: ttt If you don’t pronounce a consonant, it doesn’t count, like “An honorable man” as the guy replying said. Then the letter next to it counts. But this is confusing, so you don’t have to take this seriously until you speak English fluently.

[@benbaselet2026]

If 20 mm is big to you... you might be a little special.

[@miguellsanchez2423]

Qui-Gon was right. There is always a bigger Panzer.

[@whoareyou8692]

I was literally just watching a starwars video before this lmao

[@wisermicrobe1152]

👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@ashtxn.2986]

Hello there

[@dragonboi6744]

This is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen in this comment section so far

[@hansolo2829]

@@ashtxn.2986 GENERAL KENOBI

[@Cyranek]

that porygon thought he was slick 2:58

[@Soluna1969]

Oh shit, he is slick!

[@squash6840]

Lol I noticed that

[@ItzYaBoiZ3]

Oh damn its Cyranek

[@axkvs]

big pp cyranek

[@f.b.i.7818]

Ikr

[@Paul-df8oo]

Imagine Gaijin adds the P1000 and P1500 to Warthunder ☠️

[@TheRealJeff2]

Every other country: a well thought out tank design Germany: Was ist, wenn wir große Räder darauf setzen?

[@vulturonix7460]

Was ist.. wenn wir es 5 mal vergrößern?

[@barbarossa3569]

Da muss ein ordentliches Gerät rann. Das soll noch bis nach Moskau scheppern

[@snowleopard9463]

*T R A N S L A T E W H A T Y O U J U S T S A I D*

[@MrStrepsilz]

@@snowleopard9463 He basically said: what if, we just put a bigger gun on it?

[@vulturonix7460]

@@MrStrepsilz I said "What if.. we make it 5 times the size?"

[@blockseven2058]

4:49 Your Crush 5:15 Her Brother 9:03 Her Dad 0:23 You

[@DTRZ]

F

[@asliceofcheese7152]

Lmao

[@xseventyone5336]

That's cute

[@killverted.]

Why must you hurt me in this way

[@Amanda-dl7dm]

No im 0:14

[@negativeiq9383]

0:47 imagine seeing submarine coming for you in middle of the jungle lmao

[@IraBoudreauxIII]

It looks like it would weigh like 2 tons tho

[@gunnarodell9654]

@@IraBoudreauxIII it weighs 7 tons

[@lordcypher5889]

@Dreymon Green When they hid in Argentina

[@lordcypher5889]

@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. Yeah... I’m pretty sure every country in South America has some jungle

[@davidthomas2870]

@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. only in the very northernmost parts and near the Andes. The rest of Argentina is fairly temperate in climate except the far south which is pretty cold

[@Bruh83747]

6:06 german Commanders be like: WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE!!!!! BRING OUT THE RIDGE WALLET!!!!!!!!

[@NewLightning1]

When your custom character appear in the cutscene: 09:05

[@everythingedgi1077]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@NewLightning1]

I don't realize this get like, there's no notification, but ok

[@goodbad-boy]

winnie the pooh = xi jinping

[@mgdf44]

That's that fat president who looks like winnie the pooh. Chtsing chtsong

[@yansu_euw]

Bro thats a pokemon...its called porygon xD

[@adelmograziano2506]

The advantage of the Ridge Wallet was that although it was immense, bombers could barely notice it from their aerial top view. From that perspective It was just a single line of impending plastic doom.

[@c.m5043]

I was going to go straight in with a similar joke on the credit card. Good work my man 😂

[@ladeask21]

420 likes

[@babymetalenjoyer]

This comment counts as a like due to me not wanting to destroy the 420 likes

[@ladeask21]

@@babymetalenjoyer good boy

[@Interdictiondeltawing]

Ridge wallet could be extremely effective against the odds

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Damn. Those last three are straight Galactic Empire equipment. Vader would be proud.

[@eduardodelapena7075]

One, the gustav Cannon actually existed, 2 were produced and were used on the siege of sevastopol. the other ones would be useless but extremely cool.

[@akriegguardsman5238]

More like imperial guards or spacemarine equipmentu

[@bscurez31]

@@eduardodelapena7075 the ratte was intended to destroy naval targets + buildings, like forts and stuff, thats why it had naval cannons, the monster was a project to make the schwerer gustav "lighter" and more mobile than it was. Both of the projects could change the war, even one ratte would be enough.

[@eduardodelapena7075]

@@bscurez31 Yes but they realized it was a easy target for air raids, and roads, bridges ad trains wouldn't stand its huge weight, thats why they discarded it

[@atrashlemon7735]

A nazi wanderwaffe idea was a sun gun so in reality those last three arent very impressive

[@kingscrump]

I can't imagine if they managed to build the final two tanks.

[@spazmcat3853]

You would speak german

[@30CZEchpoint]

@@spazmcat3853 lmao no they would be bombed to shit by the Allied airforce the moment they were spotted.

[@CatFIB]

we might live in the future if we born as aryan and they win 💀

[@kid_toucher]

they would've lost the war in 1944

[@ChristianNationalist654]

@@30CZEchpoint They would also be an extremely easy target for Artillery

[@commander_starz8188]

When do they stop becoming tanks and more of just really angry Castles On Wheels

[@tydshiin5783]

Yes

[@DBrew4xD]

You made me think of mortal engines

[@mrred6969]

With big ass guns and cannons

[@ParsonDewey]

@@DBrew4xD yes

[@doctorrtd4326]

40k titans

[@felix_halcs123]

Herman Goering is still Heavier than all of those Panzers

[@chewykalden3967]

that late into the war they could have just put herman onto a bomber and dropped him on london

[@fluviusOptio]

@@chewykalden3967 I think Görring would have been too hevy for any plane to carry

[@Vocaloid-Guy]

@@fluviusOptiobruh moment

[@virus4046]

Herman goring can eat all of those because those are animals he eats

[@laszlokocsi1825]

That was a good one

[@11KKas10]

Fun Fact: If you change the playback speed to 2 the music changes from orchestral to 90s console EDM.

[@текаккоза]

Its like spamming the pause button on some kind of medival music

[@chadpinas1373]

0.25 speed is like rock or something

[@nah5300]

hey what is the name of music at 7:04 pls

[@senji8583]

That's pretty cool! =D

[@Randal1993Randal]

For me it's pretty funny how the first song does sound so close to "Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell ("Requiem for a Dream" Theme).

[@mainyt2971]

No wonder we lost the war. Instead of producing more Panther or Tigers, we thought about producing even bigger and more unefficient tanks than Maus 😂

[@AmazingViz]

🫰😁

[@shafirihan6081]

They needed Bigger guns and tanks because Soviet Armour was becoming a challenging to Pierce through it maybe if they just would have copied Soviet tanks and deploy same like USSR in war tide would have changed significantly

[@MaxSnowDude]

@@shafirihan6081 Nah

[@Wolftatze]

Nah, that was just the pinnacle. Main four reasons we lost the war: - Italy being absolutely useless as a partner, so the forces were bound in Greece and Egypt as well - Hitler being a stupid maniac who declared war on Russia without securing western Europe first - Japan attacking the USA on their own soil, which basically sparked the chain of events for D-Day - Lastly, as the final nail in the coffin, the whole deal with resources being scarce and still pushing megaprojects

[@DoN-dl8om]

Soviet armor always was like a butter. Every T-34 would be pierced twice by regular Panzer tank. While Tiger would pierce through the whole tank sometimes.

[@cyberoverkill5844]

Video *shows a Porygon* Me "Ok, kinda wierd?" Video near the end: Me: o.0

[@yeetus7285]

Yeah

[@Fransiska_234]

I see it!

[@solaraura7702]

He's just putting random stuff into the vid

[@thereservationatdorsia2618]

Discovery channel late at night

[@ViralKiller]

Landkreuzer was never built but Hitler did ask for a feasibility study and was fascinated with the concept

[@lennartsix6102]

Hitler was fascinated by everything thats crazy

[@ViralKiller]

@@lennartsix6102 Well he did successfully deliver the first Jet aircraft ME-262

[@benwade6155]

@@ViralKiller fat lot of good it did him

[@triggeredtrey]

How’d you know? You his neighbor?

[@benwade6155]

@@triggeredtrey I'd generally say that people who paste their walls in brain with a luger aren't having a great time

[@lillyie]

Fun Fact: during construction,the Maus had a soviet hammer and sickle on it to trick potential spies in the factory into thinking it was a captured tank

[@BFVK]

And those hammer and sickle are still on the Maus at Kubinka's museum.

[@Pizza_Republic]

2:53 porygon is serving the german army

[@AmazingViz]

😁👍

[@arnavsrivastava9052]

6:04 was the smoothest sponsor ad I’ve ever seen

[@specklefixcabbagebum168]

Just proof that without a shadow of a doubt the ridge wallets were developed by the Germans in World War 2

[@jordanhartmann1745]

it really was well done and nonintrusive. plus it actually made me want to look up the product.

[@erniegutierrez2288]

Yeah for a second i thought that wallet was somehow a German tank........ 🤣

[@azul7617]

@@erniegutierrez2288 Top 10 Most Lethal Secret Weapons of Ww2 1. Credit cards

[@seantaggart7382]

I mean that's the way to do it

[@maustank5224]

7:26 "Yep, that's me. You're wondering how I got into this situation."

[@fazerswinky2766]

hi maus tank u remember me iam super heavy man :D

[@AmazingViz]

Hello, comrade Maus 😎

[@maustank5224]

@@AmazingViz Guten Tag Komrade!

[@maustank5224]

@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 Hallo mein freund!

[@fazerswinky2766]

@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 XD

[@Fuhriel_06]

Adolf to his engineers be like: U see that artillery stationed in a bunker? Engineer: Yes Adolf: U see that pillbox over there? Engineer: Ja Adolf: U see that building with lots of artillery? Engineer: Yes I see that fortress Adolf: Good. I want you to attach wheels on it and make it move

[@CoolGobyFish]

I am surprised that Hitler didn't order attaching wheels to the battleships. he was completely insane. Nobody told him that tanks have be able to cross bridges))

[@Fuhriel_06]

Or could be? Maybe the historians didn't just found out yet. Or... Adolf: See that Battleship? I want you to put some wings and propeller and make it fly

[@davidthomas2870]

@@CoolGobyFish the theory was it doesnt have to cross bridges if it can cross along the bottom (or in the case of the Ratte or Monster, is simply tall enough to cross any river without submerging). Turns out that doesnt work though because river beds are soft and when you're already fighting your enormous ground pressure to not get stuck on dry land, being underwater in a 100+ton steel box with no flotation gear is a death sentence. I admire the Soviets for managing to get the wrecked Maus prototype all the way to Kubinka. It's the furthest anyone ever moved the darn thing.

[@CoolGobyFish]

@@davidthomas2870 yes, they probably took it apart. also, the prototype doesn't have an engine. so it's significantly lighter. it was actually put together from two prototypes. the one with the engine was blown up by Nazis. So the turret was taken from it and the chassis was from the unfinished one (without an engine)

[@davidthomas2870]

@@CoolGobyFish true, but that's still a lot of work and an impressive feat to disassemble and reassemble it even as complete as it is given the lengths the germans took to destroy it. Also, the hull and turret are all one piece, so those at least remained together. That's a lot of metal

[@cornellblues2375]

The image of Porygon on the tank really puts the size into perspective

[@flowersandroses4734]

German tanks in WWIII: - God Tiger - Demon Lord Tiger - Supreme Diety Tiger - Denosauire

[@ivelkniewel4535]

Dinosaurier*

[@skendzo4901]

Hahahaha nice one

[@thatoneguy558]

Ridge wallet

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

- Gurren Tiger. - Dai Gurren Tiger. - Super Galaxy Gurren Tiger. - Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger. - Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger. - Shin Getter Tiger. - Mazinkaiser Infinity Tiger. - Elder God Demon Tiger.

[@ivelkniewel4535]

U forgot one: - ULTIMATE HITLER BAMMBAMM

[@bilhelm000]

“German science is the world’s finest!” -Rudol Von Stroheim

[@souvickkarmakar2938]

"BRRRRRRAKAMONO GA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI"

[@D슈크림꼬꼬]

his mechanic body was over powered lol

[@Bustednuts.]

I mean if a Russian stand user was enough to kill him, he's strong.

[@Aslan512X]

Turkish translate please

[@samuraiscorpion676]

Is that a jojo reference😳

[@EukalyptusBonBon]

WW2 German Tank Designer: "If we make the tank looks weird enough, the enemy wont know wheres to shoot at!"

[@rajghosh217]

Lmao

[@CROPDUSTERB-52]

Makes sense

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@CROPDUSTERB-52 ye

[@Tv1Apple]

Good strategy actually

[@jugg9140]

Hahahha but it can be good strategy though

[@shooby02]

Can we consider that the Schwerer Gustav is a tank (which has never been used on the front, it is its twin Dora which was deployed in Sevastopol) ? He's been used through two railroads built especially for him.

[@crunchtastic1948]

You answered a question I had. Thank you.

[@darkshadows7504]

Was that in one of the call of dutys i think it was in call of duty world war 2

[@h2.t2]

@@darkshadows7504 yes

[@joancatalan1639]

4:01 where are the 5 girls on the tank???

[@feddebeckeringh6930]

from girls und panzer?

[@robertgoddard2417]

i see you are a man of culture

[@AmazingViz]

😁😁😁

[@EvaMark757]

Girls und Panzer nice 👌👌

[@aiyaia_]

what an weeb

[@flowersandroses4734]

Scout: Sir look, a submarine on land! Commander: That’s a Orionwagen!

[@CharterForGaming]

American misinterpreting: Look it's an Oriowagon

[@negativeiq9383]

Did u just stole my comment

[@flowersandroses4734]

@@negativeiq9383 nah bro I don’t c ur comment?

[@flowersandroses4734]

@@negativeiq9383 even if i did steal (which I didn’t) what’s the big deal? It’s just a comment 😂😂

[@lennardroters9637]

Everybody gangsta till "heavy Gustav" destroys the whole battlefield with just Rollin over it

[@z1re784]

They see me rollin, they hatin

[@BreadSlayer]

P 1500 is just wat if we make gustav gun bigger and put on worse and slower transportation method

[@Some_Cow]

The “heavy Gustav” rolls on trains, and it only saw a battle from very far away because it couldn’t reach because the rail workers couldn’t keep up also the tank was super slow

[@wililko6180]

@@Some_Cow well, it could shoot almost 50 kilometers

[@ivory231]

Slow but powerful

[@9VOL9]

Germans: (making the monster) are you sure about this? Hitler: Y E S

[@Haispawner]

It was a design concept, like ratte, it was never put into production and would've been pointless anyways since a column of tanks could accomplish the same thing.

[@hoehlentroll8284]

4:07 "Ok darling, it's not long but thick!"

[@surendersingh8175]

🤣🤣👌

[@bigtuna824]

5:02 honey the extenze worked holy shit

[@aleborke5420]

The man she told you not to worry about 8:15

[@MichelleW870]

@@aleborke5420 9:03 the man that man worries about

[@aleborke5420]

@@MichelleW870 lol hitler

[@Giiiaannn]

World of tanks players be like : I already have all this knowledge.

[@bavlucas957]

So true

[@blackhawkuh-6026]

War thunder players that know every vehicle used in WW2 be laughing hysterically

[@Anniee1921]

SO TRUUuuUuUuuEEEe mannn

[@goen5601]

I do hope they release those P1500 monster. Just wonder how that will broke the game.

[@ultima913]

WoT players be like "balance your damn game!".

[@lotionpizza6268]

2:56 “Who’s that Pokemon?!” *Its 23 ton Skoda T-25*

[@Broski-999]

クソワロタ

[@maxl5815]

Porygon (Z)

[@maaz8163]

Skoda.... Simply clever.....😅😂

[@iamsauce6735]

@@maxl5815 not a z yet it’s actually just a normal porygon

[@maxl5815]

@@iamsauce6735 yee, bc of that I wrote (Z) and not just Z

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

Very clever advertisement that didn't break up the video's flow. I like it.

[@Kevin-sy7os]

Skoda in the Rest of the world: Octavia, Fabia ... Skoda in Germany: T-25

[@РустамАлмаз]

Not in Germany. In Protectorate Bohemia-Moravia

[@ControlAllDa1337]

My grandfather would often tell me stories of the war. Many times he remarked on the sheer horror he and his fellow soldiers would feel when they were face to face with a ridge wallet Edit: Wow this blew up a little. Thanks for all the likes, friends. Glad I was able to give a few people a chuckle

[@akopack200]

“They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”

[@dizhavoc2378]

🤣🤣

[@RagingRatMax]

Okay this actually made me laugh out loud

[@kindlyhelpgetksubscribersw9758]

😂💔

[@5pecialFX]

😆🤣😂

[@lapiswolf2780]

6:05 ah yes,the most powerful heavy German tank to roam the battlefield.

[@Valveiscool.]

Social credit shooter tank 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OmegaZilla578]

How the fuck is a wallet powerful

[@bobebobo2643]

The monster really is a monster

[@joek7206]

8:10 Man put Red Skull in there. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

[@levihill9052]

lol I was hoping someone else noticed that too 😂

[@madi7238]

😭😭

[@bengrant2120]

Bruh no one talking about porygon from pokemon?? 2:58

[@levihill9052]

@@bengrant2120 i feel like a bunch of comments talked about that...

[@unknown-si7ks]

A little boy drawing a tank German engineering: hey little boy what are you drawing? Little boy: a tank German engineering: 07:40

[@Julio-it1pl]

NEVER EXISTED

[@DatTurboBrick]

Most underrated comment here, I laughed out loud

[@unknown-si7ks]

@@Julio-it1pl Yeah, I know. but if they wanted to, they could have done it, right?

[@Julio-it1pl]

@@unknown-si7ks Yeah, i just think the caption is funny, like "This never left the blueprints but is kinda cute so i´ll include it" xD

[@eeeesyywuwiz2836]

@@Julio-it1pl It literally says that they did it for counterintelligence, meaning they put it in the magazines to fool the allies but never planned to make it an actual tank

[@new_roro8329]

The ridge wallet has to be my most favorite heavy tank ever.

[@grimsobad8545]

I know right?! It gave the germans an edge to pay of all their debt after ww2 too bad my fearless grandpa destroyed em

[@vvswordfishvvv3082]

dsmn sponsor THIS MAN AMONGST MEN

[@N_J2301]

That was a huge a*s visa card

[@mryellow9655]

Who cares

[@somerandomguy2226]

Literally was looking for the ridge wallet tank for 3 minutes just to realize it was a fuckin credit card

[@jamesbroughton7870]

Absolutely unbelievable I never realized these behemoth existed. Definitely fascinating thank you

[@AmazingViz]

You're very welcome 😁👍

[@SubscriberswithanEgg]

I like how some are just named Panzer 1, 2, 3, ... Because Panzer just means Tank

[@mcpeplayer1162]

1000 Subscribers with an Egg Okay cool

[@cristhegamer7572]

500000000000000000 years later: Panzer 999999999999999999999999999

[@TheReturningGoat]

Including there bazookas and train

[@WarlordToby]

That is literally how most tanks are named. Any fancy name comes from the manufacturer, like "Sherman", despite just being Medium 4 A 2 (M4A2). Many weapons also have the same treatment.

[@luxter858]

Was ein Genie....imagine using google translate for that xD

[@kronikkronolov9793]

"Yeah, we'll just put our highly explosive ammo on the back." Why is Pooh praising Hitler?

[@shibavekreal]

Xi Jinping probably

[@zerps2123]

Winniewaffen

[@Juicegoat_]

Pooh the jew

[@bibby659]

You have to think that the artillery would have been so far back behind enemy lines that it couldn't really be seen for a day or two of traveling. But I see what you mean.

[@altrestrictionsclrd]

My question is, why is Donald loading the gun??

[@dwrolltide]

Heinz Guderian, in his memoirs, wrote how frustrated he was that Berlin kept designing newer and crazier tanks instead of settling on two or three good models and mass producing the heck out of them. It wouldn’t have done any good as they couldn’t keep pace with allied production, but a few more tigers would have served Germany better than the crazy Maus ever did

[@Sycokay]

Or the four Stug III that could be build for the price of one Tiger, which was unreliable and high maintenance.

[@sgtpastry]

@@Sycokay Didn't the Stug series have one of the highest confirmed kills to unit produced of any tank/assault gun?

[@filipking0075]

Tiger 1 is a beast It took 3 sherman tanks to take down tiger

[@shadowlord0162]

@@filipking0075 im proud and scared of the germans for being able to build such things

[@shadowlord0162]

@Carmicha3l im not jewish

[@itsleotv8487]

The Ridge Wallet, produced in 1944 as a last-ditch effort to stop the Allies, it was an immense but due to its low width it was deadly, bombers and attackers could not locate them as they were a titanium line of impending doom! loaded with Credit Card Round that would swipe even the strongest of frontal armor on any of the heaviest tanks! | In 1945 the crews of the Ridge Wallet were cramped and had back pain due to the poor conditions it offered for the crew, so the majority of crews ultimately lost to surrendering. | The Allies located the blueprints in a German Bunker and reconstructed the Ridge Wallet on a smaller scale, the 1950s came around and the US figured out how to make Credit Card Round, the whole US was swiping the heaviest of armor the ATMs prevailed for them, it was revolutionary!

[@cristansempio690]

Imagine being one of the soldiers that fought Germany and got hit by that last tank's bullet... I mean, look at the size of that bullet... It's like getting hited by a medium sized submarine in the air with extremely high power

[@SpackJarow]

It's not for hitting people it's for shooting at cities for example

[@cristansempio690]

@@SpackJarow well I know that already but not every shot wouldn't hit to it's target and may actually hit a person... And your example consists humans in a city so there is a impossible rate that you will never get hit by that accidentally or even targeted. Just Saying.

[@muhammadtalhahussain6358]

Well it would be painless i suppose.... I mean it would be instant death.. You wouldnt suffer

[@darkovia111]

The Gustav cannon needed spotter planes to help it aim because it's range was farther than visual range

[@cristansempio690]

@@muhammadtalhahussain6358 you have a point

[@Florp13530]

1:52 2 CM = 20 MM 20 mm Artillery, it is.

[@vitaliiyakovlev2264]

I think it’s a typo as the text is the same as Pz II

[@Delecrome]

Yeah. Looks more like a 40-50 millimeter cannon.

[@maggieshepley3951]

U all know that’s a 150mm heavy infantry gun right?

[@maggieshepley3951]

Or to be fully named “15cm s.I.G 33 heavy infantry gun Or the same gun on the sturmpanzer 2

[@eiteiei4063]

Yes and I like how it also tells about the Panzer II in the desc there lol

[@idaboi8378]

"Some historians believe that if enough of them had been produced and deployed, maus tanks could have changed the outcome of WWII" German logistics, a lack of oil, allied air superiority and just going around the giant slow tank would suggest why its only some historians

[@freejones9129]

Quantity won the day on all fronts, not who had the scariest superweapon. Sorry I mean gigantic target for aircraft and artillery.

[@idaboi8378]

@@freejones9129 and in the case of Germany, numbers were useless if the tanks had no fuel

[@shimmy7169]

Youd be surprised how good the tank was. Firstly, if it was deployed on the Western side it could easily crush through anything thrown at it, thanks to its huge armour. (Only to the Soviets it would have been a slight problem. Since the ISU with HE rounds could take it out). Second part is the "going around it", which would do nothing,byod be wasting time while the crew inside would be laughing at you. Thirdly the "drop a bomb" arguement on it. It could work but, if its unstoppable it can go right through enemy lines, opening up the possibility of massive friendly fire. The bomb would have to be huge to blow a crater in it and the bomb would have to effectively be dropped right on the tank. Put enough flak variants of this tank together with it and you effectively have a fortress, in a fortress. The flak cannons could blow up bombs as they are coming down while the original maus can focus on the land targets. All this is assuming if Germany didnt have any problems with logistics at near end of the war obviously

[@idaboi8378]

On the drop a bomb point, its slow as all hell. You're not gonna have a friendly fire incident. It wasnt unstoppable either. Its tracks are a huge target so immobilising the maus isn't going to be hard, making it an easy target for allied/soviet aircraft and heavy arty. On the "unstoppable" point. Lets assume the Germans deployed it and magically they were able to supply a proper panzer division and their famously terrible logistics wasn't a problem, it would just speed up allied development of better tanks and/or shells which they were doing anyways but as the war was already won they didnt have a need to. Also, given how much it weighed, good like getting over any river, so its certainly not getting to the western front anytime soon.

[@IamDogge]

They should have just mass produced an efficient Pz. IV but up armored and an improved engine and transmission, some improved 7.5 cm guns for a new turret design, and better crew layout. Simple, have some lighter tanks and some heavier, some tank destroyers, and improvements added fittingly and maybe things would be better. Idk I’m not smart but thats what I would do

[@renatakujawa7282]

I'm always amazed how Germany after ww1 in that short period of time gained so much money and even simple men soldiers to invade whole Europe, Churchill, Americans and French left Poland by itself and then Hitler started to gain more and more, how they managed to gain resources after ww1?

[@massimoricciardi6202]

Got to admit Germans had wild amazing designs from tanks to planes to cars.

[@kelakuanwarga]

Land Cruiser

[@roadracing3]

And wallets

[@amd65ak47]

Well they're small arms machine guns pistols they were all so far advanced comparing that any other countries weapons

[@grandiewandie]

all of which are overengineered and leak oil

[@Z3Milesky]

​@@grandiewandie yeesh... That's why German science is the best in the world!!

[@tardarsauce1842]

No one: Hitler: *Ja, vhat if ve put ze main naval cannon on ze land vith vheels?*

[@DrYesorno]

“yeh shalt construct ze world’s most powerfool warmachine ever and yeh shalt make em to look as ridickulous as possible for ze sake of ze god”

[@asterh6315]

@@DrYesorno they look dope af lol he's a genius

[@u-q-6236]

@@asterh6315 well certainly not at art

[@literallyadorito8197]

Wait for it Wait for it Dieses Prachtstück Deutscher Ingenieurskunst wird den Sieg über die Alliierten gewährleistet und das Tausendjährige Reich auf ewig bestehen lassen

[@3lysuim]

Now I get why Star Wars vehicles look the way they do...

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

Yes they got it from us, but I wonder who told them about it before the world wars...

[@ackchyually9461]

also Darth Vader helmet

[@erichbaumgarten1886]

Hitler also had a special force called stormtroopers

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

All the spaceship models in the first star wars movies were kitbashed from model kits of wwi and wwii tanks/ships/planes/etc

[@ackchyually9461]

@Whited Out oh, such a spoiler

[@heaven7pro]

Great video! I can recommend to use easy-in and easy-out interpolation for camera movements for more smooth start and stop animation

[@wyattdillard]

That was probably one of the best advertisements I've ever seen on a KZbin video.

[@jordonpumpin]

I was gonna type the same thing haha he killed it forsure. Amazing video super good

[@herschelschueler]

This was pathetic the fuck you mean 😂

[@herschelschueler]

@@festering don't change the way that it wasn't very creative or anything. I've seen waaaaay better ads by KZbinrs.

[@Zuvas]

@@herschelschueler Sucks to have poor judgement like you. That ad was slick

[@herschelschueler]

@@Zuvas poor judgment? 😂 dude go watch The Russian Badger and then tell me this ad is good ffs.

[@towatchvideos5592]

"P-Pooh, what are you doing on the landkreuzer p. 1500 monster?" "I've got a RUMBLY in my tumbly!"

[@sheerheartattackhasnoweakn8810]

2:55 why is there a porygon?

[@yourmother3126]

9:11 why is Pooh there?

[@MrKfleong]

@@yourmother3126 IDK, probably bc of Xi dada

[@SomeTypicalColors2Guy]

lucky once again as an 300th like.

[@__m__a__x__]

"Sir, look a battleship on land!" "That's no battleship... It's a Landkreuzer P 1500"

[@samwels4058]

funny cause landkreuzer actually means land cruiser

[@maryleridaantonio1563]

gg

[@chavezhamburg3930]

That mean Toyota have copy a german Landkreuzer i mean germany have the Copyrights to landqruiser right hmmm interesting

[@skoopymemes9563]

@@chavezhamburg3930 not really but ok lol

[@jimboonie9885]

*monster*

[@pavelmyroniuk2587]

Thank you Sir! Very good video! Well done!

[@AmazingViz]

So nice of you 😁

[@sheldor9201]

German in the title: Germans: Ein Video. ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich !

[@Quazarthegreat]

Wenn man reich mit reich reimt...

[@warrior_of_kastamonu3738]

🤣🤣

[@fluppi00]

Wie geil ist dieses Kommentar bitte xD

[@MrSchluglog]

Moin.

[@alcornoquealvarez8717]

Uhhhhh _gibberish_ (to me)

[@Mrfrog-ez3ig]

If I saw a “ panzer X “ coming my way i would lose all hope on surviving

[@gunter6377]

If I saw a panzer I I would runaway desperately. Now if I saw something that weighs more than the entire Soviet population combined I would just die in the spot

[@Pavlodar_SPB]

русские бы посмотрели и сказали : так, как эту хреновину мы будем потом на свалку перевозить...и нам наплевать какие у вас страшные пушки :)...мы бы все равно это взорвали и победили

[@primodiscepolopingu373]

@@Pavlodar_SPB exactly my thoughts

[@adriftdog]

@@Pavlodar_SPB ah yes

[@LordPain254]

NA: Harder, Better , Faster, Stronger Hitler: Harder, Larger, Slower, immovable

[@DuxAT]

The rail one might be fastest one since you can just put more locomotives infront of it and it may would go 70kmh or more(that is fast for a 1000 metric ton piece of destruction) dependent of the rails and locomotives

[@WaterASMR]

I got horny off of this, November built different

[@beanus9471]

@Omry G didn't he drink liquid meth once

[@michail_gamer_ua]

2:25 my fav tank

[@cryofever]

8:38 *Cartman be like: "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!"*

[@idorandomstuff9950]

ah yes,south park reference

[@NCRRangerVet47]

Bruh that sponsor transition. Literally integrated into the video as smooth as possible. Nice. Might buy a Ridge wallet later

[@AmazingViz]

Glad to hear it! 😁😁

[@xxsickboixx4654]

Probbly the one time a sponsor actually works lel

[@Huyenanhcatim2014]

Ưg

[@Crusader1351]

better than "before we start the video id like to thank our todays sponsor RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS"

[@unapersonanormal9220]

XD

[@labbit35]

America: Germany tanks can’t beat us Germany: oh Hol up got more

[@TheTiredPirate]

@@Idk-hl4br uh, yes the fuck we did lol. Ever heard of the Sherman’s?

[@Swggs.]

@@Idk-hl4br what lmao. Tf you mean Americans didn’t have tanks lmaoooo.

[@splat668]

America didn’t really fight like that on European soil, I mean they did but in general it was more British tanks combating Germany

[@Swggs.]

@@splat668 yea ig, I did read something tho that in the years of WW2, the US built over 90,000 tanks altogether. But most served in the Western Front under British Forces. So technically, it’s wasn’t British tanks, it was American.

[@splat668]

@@Swggs. there you go, you learn something new everyday

[@Corrupt172]

Fun fact the rate is a giant tank monster with two main cannons 2 maus cannons for attacking behind and also four artillery cannons Also the “Dora” tank is a bigger version of the “Karl” tank and it’s so heavy that it needs to be transported by train tracks it gets its ammo from little train carts with giant bullets that can rise up to give it ammo

[@Rainisbelowzero]

Everyone gangsta until the Time traveller from 2100 says "Why Landkreuzer so smol"

[@TheCashman007]

That's when everyone shit bricks !

[@marius2129]

Ayos pilipino

[@xxsickboixx4654]

Me is time traveller from 2200 the landkreuzer is about 1000x lighter than our latest tank

[@The.Heart.Unceasing]

Supreme Commander anyone ?

[@jamesgroccia644]

Really? Dude, the tanks we had before are tankettes compared to what we have now

[@naveennidhurshan6939]

German tank designers be like: let's attach wheels and tracks on a battleship and call it a day.

[@ChiggaChiggaBruh]

Play Supreme Commander on the cybran faction, build a cruiser and tell it to go on land. you'll thank me.

[@The.Heart.Unceasing]

@@ChiggaChiggaBruh and in SupCom light tanks are *bigger* than the landkreuzer ^^

[@MrAlopex112]

next step: attach wheels and tracks on Berlin

[@danktank7587]

Rest of the world: can’t you make normal tanks? Germany: No, I don’t think I will

[@aadivkole737]

Didn't the soviets have weird ass tanks too? Just saying, I'm not against anyone, I just want to confirm lol

[@danktank7587]

People only talk about the communism in Russia and that’s about it. People don’t really pay much attention to the Soviet tanks

[@that_red_08_ranger]

@@danktank7587 they just see pissed Russians and they run

[@danktank7587]

Lol

[@bouncingshot]

A big waste of money to end up losing the war lol

[@macgruber4689]

most elegant way to present a sponsor, i respect it.

[@taajnayamuth4303]

As Von Stroheim once said: German engineering is the best in the world

[@kevinthenegotiator]

Well the code says a jojo fan has to upvote/like any jojo reference so just lemme do my part

[@Mike-gt1cs]

Their engineering LOST them 2 world wars.

[@Daniele-jz8pt]

@@Mike-gt1cs but it was Germany against the rest of the world. Unfair teams

[@holobolo454]

@@Daniele-jz8pt german ego balances it

[@kevinthenegotiator]

Well that escalatet quickly

[@greygtv6]

The British called them "tanks" due to secrecy in their development. The manufacturers were told they were building water tanks.

[@kingelvis7035]

Had no idea.

[@arno_nuehm_1]

In German it's called Panzer. That means armor. (well today it means armor and tank. But not liquid tank)

[@fakumadda1632]

The code name was Tank but I'm fairly certain the manufacturers new what they were building. Not many water tanks have big guns installed in them.

[@krinkrin5982]

@@fakumadda1632 The name was supposed to masquerade them as water/fuel tractors.

[@wizewizard1840]

Thanks Captain Obvious.

[@Eddie3105]

6:03 Allied Soldier: Sir, enemy tank spotted Officer: What kind of tank is it? Allied Soldier: I believe its one of the German's new ridge wallets. Officer: Dear go... "Artillery sirens go off as debit and credit cards begin raining down"

[@TudoMr]

its too good

[@theprussianraven9951]

Phhhhhhh lamo

[@imadrifter]

OH GOD THE INTEREST RATES!!!

[@eugennicolae6705]

SUPER GRAVIC AND PREZENTATION, CONGRATULATIONS 4 THE PROJECT!

[@AmazingViz]

Many thanks!

[@legnds2388]

I like how he compared the second largest to a cyber truck

[@InfiniteNaos]

The Gustav was classified more as an artillery piece than a tank, but still nice to see it recognized.

[@gamerdrache8741]

No rattert an railway gun

[@thelegendofner0]

@@gamerdrache8741 rattatatatat

[@Plexpara]

@@gamerdrache8741 yeaa but still artillery. the rails were more just to move that thing. as far as i know it was used in russia and you need to bring it that far...no street would take that weight

[@George_Bland]

Yes it is a train carriage

[@hawkeyegaming7073]

Includes paid promotion "He is sponsored by germans".

[@kobeb4979]

Lol I was confused af😂

[@akatsukicat6516]

Yes

[@porchmanthree8062]

LOLLLLL

[@arti_1910]

in fact, Gustav is stronger than Ratte